I recreated humans in spore and they are extremely cursed
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- I recreated humanity in spore, you decide if it's better or worse.
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"He's in constant pain now..."
This creature has truly become a human
hagrid
Jim
hes played spore like 3 times before yknow
Creepy x Coffee
@@hagrid3348 hagrid?
I love how half way through the video Kevin has just forgotten that they were originally called humans, and has just grown accustomed to calling them Chads.
_Homo Chadiens_ *>* _Homo Sapiens_
Return to chad 🏋️
Chads are now their own species and humanity should fear them
Does that mean I'm Chad??
A mediocre video
"It's a mass extinction event!"
Kevin, I'm pretty sure you ARE the mass extinction event.
No, He's what's left after after mass extinction.
"We haven't evolved to the point of twitter yet so no one can cancel me." - Kevin,2021
Twitter ain’t evolution lol it’s the opposite
@@MS-nb2zg “we haven’t devolved enough for twitter so I can’t be cancelled”
@@Bukwheat loool
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
quote comments shouldn't exist
This isn’t even Spore, this is legitimate footage of how humanity came to be, Kevin is just narrating it.
Humanity's evolution, colourized.
Kevin is god, theres no denying it.
@@soyboystan8804 No wait since Jim is the god, then Kevin is more like an angel or envoy of god
@@dennisidelia8165 Here's the thing, technically Kevin created Jim, which makes him the God of God
Imagine Kevin’s videos were the only proof of human existence.
I’m sure whoever found it would be proud. 😁
All things considered, that would be pretty good representation.
Oh no
I would be fine with this
“The leader of their so called community was the Great Jim Pickens, who was the leader of their Hive Mind”
When Kevin asks, "what looks like human legs?" you can hear his voice fade. Kevin was most assuredly looking down at his own legs for reference.
“I’m liking that our species exclusively has the bowl cut.”
Now I’m just picturing all of humanity having bowl cuts and it’s terrifying.
you just got vectored
If Cyrus' plan succeeded
Don't tell Kim Jong-un
Like Vulcans without the pointy ears 😅
Kevin, I cannot stress this enough: I would adore and abhor seeing more of this species
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES
@@joshroehl6098 stop spamming everywhere
Please play more kevin. We need to find out how Jim Pickens came to be.
and spore
I, too, have attempted humans in spore and I can say it is even more cursed when the game uses them as npc creatures in your other worlds
I'd just planet buster them on sight
@@WetAdek Exterminatus immediately
Little known fact: when a Chad feels he is outmatched, he immediately mates with another Chad, and the offspring produced will have gained enough power to overcome the problem
Like Saiyans but with sex instead of almost dying in battle
Kind of like Doomsday from DC Comics.
@@alexandrajones4518 You have put the image of Doomsday aggressively mating in my head and I hate it
I’ve seen ‘realistic’ human remakes but this, this is art.
We need more of this, but only because I want to see how Kevin's "Chads" would handle space
Yes agreed.
I would love to see that happen but at the end of the video it zooms out to show that it was all a recording the chads made in order to impress the other chads
Chad Space Program
I'd love me some space Chads
Yeah
judging by how Kevin played as god before, i can see where this is heading.
Congrats on the heart
Can someone help me report Josh "not human" Roehl?
@@IamaPERSON sure thing “fellow human”
@@Diesalot-sc9qz dude, I'm a person
I’m so glad Kevin considers us all friends again, it truly hurt me when he seemed to stop acknowledging us as such.
He even forget to acknowledge himself as a kevin.
I love that they're actually wearing clothes, it makes them so much more comical.
I absolutely love spore and I’m so happy to see Kevin play this!!!
Hagrid
@Anna Faker, reported for impersonation
@@yeaman8111 By Sithis, I can't believe they tried to act like they were you. Obviously you are the real Anna!
This is not a joke. Identify theft is no joke. It's a dangerous world we live in, when people try to act like they're Anna, when the real Anna is clearly right here.
Hail our Dear Leader, Jim Pickens. And Sithis or whatever.
@Anna begone bots
YESSSIR
I'm 100% down for a spore series!!! i love this game and it only gets funnier and weirder the further in the game you go. 😂😂😂
I love this game, no matter how hard I tried, my creatures always end up being birds. It's like the evolution that keeps turning everything into crabs, but with *birbs*
"Chad's hunger is never fulfilled."
Ah, so what you're saying is that he HUNGERS...
This is a game I spent countless hours on as a child and I was SO excited and surprised to see Kevin playing this game! I definitely would love to see more!
why don't you play it anymore?
This video made me curious as to if anyone has made any human-like creature that actually looks good in Spore.
@@cvspvr I actually have gone back to it a few times, about a year ago I fulfilled my childhood dream of defeating one of the huge creatures (called epics I think? I can’t remember.) I still have all the different worlds I made on my account I’m sure.
he has a few more spore videos btw, "spore but evolution has failed"
Same! I even drew the creatures I made in Spore and wrote texts about their species and stuff haha
Kevin really goes for the more subtle moments to use the car accident as a joke and I appreciate that
hagrid
@@hagrid3348 hi hagrid
This wasn’t very subtle. He just kinda said ‘like me after I got hit by a car’
@@awesomemuscleman1153 no but would you have guessed that we was going to say the joke from looking at the "human"?
@@venn7257 that’s called catching someone off guard not subtlety
"Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin."
Finally his whole intro again, so
I replayed it like a 100 times😆
“Mom, can we get All Tomorrows’s Killer Folk?”
“We have Killer Folk at home.”
The Killer Folk at home:
I was just waiting for someone to make that reference, so thank you
Would that make Kevin the Qu?
@@iain4194 as if you needed to ask that at all
I read that as "Fork" the first time and was wildly confused
Last night, I just happened to search up if anyone recreated humans in spore. Then I see Kevin drop this... Is Jim watching me 👀
Always
Don't be ridiculous. Of course Jim is watching you!
Polygon’s monster factory also had a human-like guy-thing in spore!
"We failed before we even started."
Yep. That kinda sounds like humanity in a nutshell
I'm a biology major and I cannot stress enough how accurate the evolution is. Well done, Kevin.
Our ancient Chads, or the Homo Chadeus, would devour every living thing in sight. With a lack of arms, we had to use our beaks. Without butts, our mating calls were shaking our spines violently at an attractive Chad. We eventually became more intelligent by our brains painfully growing 3x the original size, and our arms sprouted to help us with our streak of committing genocide on other creatures.
Kevin: Named the planet Earth 2
Some people: *starts throwing bitcoin at him for a patch of imaginary lands*
Best unintentional joke I've heard all week. Started legit cackling when he just added the 2. "You have NOOOO ideaaa, Kevin. Earth 2 is indeed taken." lmaooo
Fuckin' Earth 2, Dreamworld, and Chronicles of Elyria can all kiss our collective asses.
The Chad's look like they would be a perfectly presentable character on a 90's Aussie kids show, Especially at the end!
True, pretty sure I’ve seen this guy before
Too true
"Jesus, where did the ass go?"
-Kevin, who is starting to anger his Spanish neighbours with blasphemy.
what?
@@HypeRapEnjoyer spanish inquisition moment
@@livispuzzled I didn't expect that
@@IamaPERSON No one does.
I always love seeing Spore come back, that game is so nostalgic for me. Especially when Kevin's in control, humanity has the opportunity to become even more blursed.
You can get "people" at the later stages of the game pretty early on. So there might be a spaceship that swoops by and grabs a couple creatures (not sure if it can grab you) and often the creatures might panic because of that.
They should start making a new spore or a remake of it, WE NEED THIS xD
Unfortunately the publisher has said that the department where the game was developed no longer exists and they therefore don't plan a new Spore
"Oh, you didn't like my dance?....It's war then." Squad of six stomping one guys head in lol
The videos that I love the most are those of you playing a more serious game, at least in comparison with sillier stuff, like Spore or Detroit Become Human. I love how you can make these games incredibly funny with your commentary. So yeah, I'd love to see more of this :)
11:43 Kevin’s creations look like they’re about to do the enemy species tax returns instead of killing them
Not even 5 minutes in and this version of humanity has made me feel infinitely better about myself
HAGRID
This is how Jim Pickens views humans, inferior and stupendous.
Hello hagrid subscriber
You know, I'm also disappointed in my recent decisions, Tails.
Hail our Dear Leader, Jim Pickens. And Sithis, I suppose.
@Anna BEGONE BOT
7:14 is literally urk
Is this Hagrid guy a bot? Everybody seems to ignore him, yet he's always in the replies.
Spore was one of my first ever computer games I played! I hope we get a sequel. I played the Spore spin-offs.
more human evolution would be great to see, it's so fascinating to see how your ancestors evolved
He's kind of racket-shaped. You might be inclined to call him a Human Racket.
The cousin of the sim human rocket
@@ewanayres9576 Are you sure about that one? 😏
. . .this just in, I have learned that Spore is, in fact, a horror game. XD Oh man, I would totally be up for seeing this cursed recreation of "humanity" get more airtime on the channel. The Chads must grow!
Imagine seeing these in Resident Evil.
Literally can’t stop laughing at how the Chad’s move, especially in a group 😭
Watching this high was life changing. The high in which I speak of is how HIGH Kevin's cult should go!!! Anyways- I thought for a good moment this was like a national geographic show, with Kevin shitting on our entire species as the narrator.
"he's constantly in pain now"
So he's just like Kevin's Sims
As someone who's name is actually Chad and is a Junior nicknamed CJ, I am honored to have a cameo 🙏
Edit: why they kinda built like me too 🧐
CJ from grove street
@@donutlovingwerewolf8837 cringe
@@donutlovingwerewolf8837 quite possibly the shittest joke on the Internet, please never write again
@@joekreissl4499 agreed.
@@joekreissl4499 I second that, I'm gonna delete it right now.
The rasputin dance part made me burst out laughing :') 9:03
I LITERALLY looked for your Spore videos the other day because I got into a very strong Spore mood out of nowhere. I’m so glad to see you continue this series! 🙌🏻
“Fellow chads we must mate Immediately and evolve more to take on our neighbors “
Kevin I love you man keep killing it and inspiring others
Hagrid
@Anna fakers self promote
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid
@@whiteface513abandonedchann8 subscribe to hagrid
Killing it is a very accurate description
1:28 it kinda reminds me of Homer Simpson
Not sure if I should love it or hate it
Kevin is a comfort while I get tired enough to sleep at night, helps calm my mind
“we should name him we can’t just call him Human!”
*Human Racket has entered the chat*
Kevin has undoubtably forgotten about Human Racket but I NEVER will!
RIP Human Racket
I’m starting to realize that humans are cursed even without this game. Lol watching Kevin makes me feel less cursed❤️
Hagrid
Report my fake
@Santa Claus ᨆ you're on the naughty list
I’m not clicking any of these links lol
@@mslizzybell19 report them
I haven't played Spore in years and this brought back so many memories! I always enjoy how chaotic your videos are
14:54
Awww there adorble!
Breaking news: Kevin made spore a relevant game again!
Also this video will be epic
I love spore
Spore was always relevant
Definitely play more Kevin! This was hilarious and you can take the humans so far!
2 things:
1. it is very unsettling how much but also how little they look like humans
2. those polka-dotted dino guys at the end are feckin' adorable
I haven't laughed this hard for a long time. Absolutely would love to see you play more Spore.
I appreciate that Kevin has repurposed “Open Your Heart,” the final boss music from Sonic Adventure to forever be “The Chad Song”
Oh man, it's great to see Kevin play Spore again. I love seeing the cursed creatures he makes in it.
Hagrid
4:30 single best line in this video
I don't think I've cried this much from laughter before while watching a video holy shit. The way Chad's legs were too short so he ends up walking at a comically quick pace had me coughing.
Damn I miss the good old days of Spore
Hagrid
@Anna if you're impersonating me, keep your comment up
Species: We want to evolve to look like Humans.
Kevin: The best I can do is Freddy Kruger.
😂
I like the implication that Freddy Kruger isn't human
the "evolving" at around 13:00 was when i was dyeing of laughter.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Stop doing that weird twerking thing. And stop doing whatever that is, that's even worse."
I'd definitely like to see the humans at least go to the tribal stage for your very own mass extinction event, but would also love any other spore content as well.
The old intro! Peace has been brought back to the universe
Kevin, your spore videos are some of my favorite ever, PLEASE make more, this game is so nostalgic for me and when I show them to my family we all crack up so hard XD
Yes, absolutely play more Spore! Would love to see what you do with the later stages!
You should definitely play more of this :) excited for the next stages.
"clearly something went wrong along the way"
relatable kevin
Kevin: I'm going to be recreating humanity
Kevin, immediately: 1:19
Sir, I don't know how to say this, but I think you got something wrong. Not sure what though, could just be my imagination.
Please continue playing with this species in Spore. I really have to know how humans evolve with Kevin as their evolutionary leader.
Happy Sporeturday I guess :･ﾟ✧
another day and another cursed creation kevin is making :･ﾟ✧
Hagrid
8:22 Typical of Kevin to make his "human" creature a Red Shirt! XD
2:51 This gives me mad all tomorrows vibes with a hint of all todays.
03:30 - that’s what persuaded me that he really created humans. No other proofs needed.
"I recreated humans in spore and they are extremely cursed"
Tbh, humans are already pretty cursed naturaly
You can say that again
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@Not RickRoll 😭👇 you're not human, we get it
Kevin’s slightly psychopathic tendencies are prime example
@Anna fake
Kevin I love this, please I wanna see more of these sleep paralysis demons. Also, look into mods for this game, there are some crazy ones you will find really fun 👀
14:06 aliens abducted it
6:52 damn it kevin. I had a full cup o tea in my hand and now it's all over the place
Watching one of Kevin's videos is like revisiting an old friend . It never gets old
hagrid
I absolutly want to see more of Spore.
i’m pretty sure this was one of the first few games i watched kevin play when i found him, this is amazing.
Love the fact that I watched your other Spore videos yesterday morning, made me feel freshly caught up on the endeavor
I first found Kevin from his old Spore videos so I really hope he makes more!
10:50 me and the boys at the burger king
“Oh, Chad just laid an egg” lmaoooooo
Please continue this, it's so fun to watch and it gives me nostalgia!
All it takes is one trip to Florida to realize you've actually just watered humanity down
HAGRID
@@hagrid3348 I think I've started to understand your language. Your Hagrids change a bit depending on the message. This one is in all caps because you agree, right?
@@kroneexe hagrid!
Ah yes, *Saturdays* are made for Dads! And Dad's car!
Guess they should be called...
*Dadurdays*
I am a PERSON leave.
🚪👈
HAGRID
@@rockyzachary but I can't, I'm not a tree
I need more of this! So funny to watch
Please make more of this, it's so crazy!
"You just met Humanity." I never thought of just how horrifying that threat it to another lifeform.
We have a bit of a record don't we...
Humanity's first contact with race of generic scifi alien space wizards: "Yo, welcome to muggle studies. This is a freaking gun, hand over your money"
They were cursed by Jim Pickens himself
I love how when he says chad the sonic adventure 1 theme plays for a little bit
Please play more of this Kevin, I love this