We Figured Out How Much It Would Cost To Run Jurassic Park | MOVIE MATH
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- čas přidán 6. 04. 2024
- Recreating the genetic code of dinosaurs aside, those guys eat a sh*t-ton of kibble, and that stuff ain't cheap. We did the math and figured out exactly how much it would cost to run a real-life dinosaur zoo. This is movie math.
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Writer: J. Steven Madura
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Director of Photography: Rob Menzer
Editor: Rob Menzer
Executive Producer: Gabrielle Williott
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I don't think cost enters into the equation because the Dino food PAYS to enter the park. It's basically a money printing machine.
please remember to bring a baguette and a bottle of whine to our park. Our dinos are pretty civilized
Same with labour cost, like the lion breeding places do where they use paying volunteers to take care the cubs that they later sell to 'hunters' after grown enough... And you can reuse those volunteers as food too when they are out of money or going to leave🦖🤑👍
@@jordisaura67480:04
Michael Crichton had actual number of dinosaurs for Nublar in first novel 😅
Guess the lack of pictures deterred the Cracked staff 😂
Yeah the counting of dinosaurs is a pretty big factor in the novel.
Ironically, it was a picture in the book...well graph.
Did you do that in 1992 money or in today's money with inflation?😅
I’m so happy to see Cracked still making content! 🙌🏾
"This beloved comedy channel that refuses to die" 😂
Not happy they axed the man responsible for bringing it back to life 😬
Regarding the plants, there are a number of plant species that are still around today that shared Earth with dinosaurs. Agathis, cycads, horsetails, wollemi pines, water chestnut, ginkgo tree, and more. The herbivores could probably find something to their liking.
But...dinosaurs don't talk in Jurassic Park III...that was a nightmare Alan Grant had, and it was his assistant trying to wake him up that he was hearing...
They really don't care. They just need people to comment on the video, like or dislike it, etc to make money. I am sure that her mispronouncing the names of the dinos and all of the mistakes are just bait to get schlubs like you and me to comment on the video.
I don't know why that scene gets so much hate, it's really not that bad
@@DanWMillerout of context (which is almost exclusively how it is used) it is absolutely ridiculous and not in a good or fun way. IN CONTEXT it makes perfect sense and shows the epitomic appex of Grants fears.
Alan!
They clearly spared no expense
Noboby asked for the Netflix show, but the fans were pleasantly surprised by it.
What show is this
@@tlawson5787
Camp Cretaceous. A show when first announced had a general negative reception due to how crap the then recent Fallen Kingdom ended up being. An animated kids show after a very dumbed down movie seemed like recipe for disaster. I was among the crowed that expected the show to fall flat on its face.
When the show was finally released the first few episodes were not as cringe as expected but still felt like it was made for a younger audience. However as season 1 progressed it actually ended up getting pretty serious even with a main character seemingly dying and the effects carry into the 2nd season.
As the show progressed we saw actual good character development from a group kids playing obvious stereotypes. We get plotlines and conspiracies that get wrapped up by the end. The dinosaurs themselves were also done pretty well being more than inept killing machines, with a new mutant hybrid stealing the show in season 3.
Though the show is far from perfect it really is a great show for adults to enjoy with their kids, a show made with the fans both new and old in mind.
A kids show ended up having much more positive fanfare than any of the new movies. What a world we live in.
I should say that season 4 was mostly a slog to get through, felt like it was going so long yet not much was happening. Also there was robots.
That show had no right being as good as it was. It's the kid-friendly spin-off of a nostalgia cash grab, and it was the best thing to come out of Jurassic World.
@@ancientshogun
A kids show that took itself more seriously than the new movies ever did.
@@dalekrenegade2596 I know! Hyped for the sequel.
All this math an y’all could have just played dino park tycoon
hell yeah brother
This was a fun watch. Love the callouts of “shut up we know it’s not real but you made this far so just keep watching dumb dumb” lol.
The magic kingdom makes about 7.5 million per day. So I’m sure Jurassic park would be profitable at a certain point even with the expensive feeding costs
The average raptor was the size of a wild turkey.
1:23 honestly I think that may have been a mistake, from what I hear the original book is like 2/3rds maps and charts.
Plus a few pages of Unix Programing Language.
I feel like whoever made this video should have read the book because it does in fact tell us exactly how many dinosaurs Ingen created and kept on the island *or* at least however many are in range of the park’s sensors which monitor every enclosure to ensure that there are *at least* as many dinosaurs there as should be (but not the actual count of animals.. you know, so the movie can happen).
yep, just charge Disney prices...Jurassic Park will survive.
Also, remember he "spared no expense" lol
Ah yes, gallimimus my favorite carnivorous dinosaur.
We have just discovered gullibimimus…
Chester zoo is an award-winning conservation zoo.
There are multiple types of Raptors the ones that would be closest to the ones in the movie would be the UtahRaptors, they were 4.9 ft tall and weighed from 660-2200 lbs. 4:34
dinosaurs always rule no matter how bad the movie sucks
Challenge Exception - Lincoln Park Zoo. They actually improve multiple exhibits (including the area for Gorillas) to actually help the animals out. They also don't sell tickets to the majority of the Zoo, so literally any person visiting Chicago can visit.
They sell a ton of merch through!
The Minnesota Zoo in Apple Valley was one of the first zoos to attempt not being super depressing and it *mostly* succeeds. But so far my favorite is Branféré in France. There are a lot of birds in the open, not in cages, and humans are supposed to stay on the path and feed them popcorn. Lots of amazing local birds gather because there is tons of popcorn, really no obligation to stay.
Plz do more of these! I’d love to know more about the JP operations- how would actual zookeepers keep this place secure?
Brit, your New Jersey-esque sass has brought so much joy to my Saturday afternoon. Keep up the good work, get a raise.
it's wild that they made an entire prosthetic body for clocko
9:32 Bold of you to assume I’m not watching on the clock as well 😂
The talking dinosaur is a dream sequence though...
Never thought there could be a JP video I didnt like
4:33 Lmaooo You Guys Play All Day 😂😂😂
It is on an island, I think it makes sense to feed the meat eaters fish and farm seaweed for the plant eaters.
This is proper cracked
“ that refuses to die” not wrong …. You got a point
I’m pretty sure you already did Batman, like how much money does he have, could he use that money to save Gotham instead of being Batman, etc.
What if you were a real vigilante?
What would you need, how much would it cost, to do it for real?
So you’re not gonna have a Tumblr or the bad bike or any of that. Instead you’re gonna have maybe a tricked out Toyota tundra, and you’re not gonna have a batwing or custom logos, but you are going to have the train, and maybe you need a paraglider, and various other equipment to get into an out of things. And since you’re not using guns, you’re gonna need things other than guns.
So what does it take to be a middle-class vigilante?
Hearing you say galamimus, sounds like you're talking about Grimace's cousins 😅😂
It's "Ga-li-MEYE-mus," dammit 😆
I wanna lead with the fact that I love the idea of this Cracked series, I've enjoyed and respected this channel for the last 15 or so years, and I'm enjoying her sass levels in this video... But yeah, her pronunciation of the dino names is a bit grating. 😅
The dinosaurs portrayed as "velociraptors" in the movie, that gave you nightmares, were actually Deinonychus. Velociraptors were the size of wild turkeys.
Why does a triceratops need more food that a literal sauropod?
Yay Brit! I love it when you swear!
Tell your dinosaur pet/friend/assistant, Sparky, we love them.
I love this kind of math.
YT stop shadow banning these guys this is peak
😂 I was just watching Ghosts BBC one & they were talking about the Jurassic park! 😂
I love the Tony Hawk Pro Skater paint sound effect
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The Folio Society released a Jurassic Park novel with pictures. Its an excellent read.
So this wasn't about how much it would cost to run the park. It was about how much it would be to feed the dinosaurs.
Cool. And yeah, Cracked refuses to die, but it stopped being a comedy channel awhile ago. ;)
The Jurassic Park books may not have colors, but they most certainly do contain pictures.
Numbers too.
Nice to see the Prehistoric Planet Velociraptor make a cameo.
This makes me wonder about things like whether or not any dinosaurs hibernated…were any of them in the feast and famine category? Fun to think about
The shots you are showing are of the dinos in a nature reserve type other island. The factory floor so to speak. They just let nature do thier thing
KGs, also known as kilos
I am watching this on my lunch break
Wait, the herbivores need specially grown prehistoric plants, but the carnivores can just eat slimjims? C'mon. Just give them lawn clippings from the golf course and call it a day.
I think we should consider slim jims for the future
Prairie Sod Grasses are optimal for feeding large cattle and bison, so they would definitely need the land area of three States… Wyoming, Utah, and Idaho, plus the water supply of the major Tributaries of the Great Lakes fresh water. So that and about half the beef supply of the US ARMY. Not a feasible solution for running a Dinosaur Park.
I believe some people did ask for the animated series, and a lot more asked for a sequel, including my son. Sarcasm not withstanding.
I’ve heard good things about animal kingdom in Disney world if you count that as a zoo
The park chargs 20K for a hamburger and 15K for 3 chicken strips. 5K if you want fries with that. 1K for 12oz Coke
Damn I love this fiery redhead.
Just like our government using “Fuzzy” math
1:48 that’s actually not THAT crazy or implausible, dinosaurs ARE the precursors to birds after all! Crows, parrots,ravens,and parakeets had to get it from somewhere after all!
How do you all feel about the new cracked team? The team I remember departed when I was a kid. I don’t like change, but if the community approves, I will once again give the new crew a legit watch.
Cracked feel free to chime in
9:45 timestamp for anyone wanting the answer and none of the chat
1:20 UHM ACKSHULLY! Just finished reading the original JP and it actually has a bunch of pictures....of technical diagrams, maps and corpo documents; which are genuinely more boring than the words to be honest.
I think you look great. Don't sweat the haters. 👍🏻
Who's "hatin" her looks? I've literally never seen that. Just the ridiculous stuff she says sometimes....
Tierzoo
Ohhhhh Now do star wars if it had "real"ish materials
I know you said, "Shut up, nerds," but it should be noted, the velociraptors in these movies were modeled after deinonychus, and I assume they would eat more.
they had the ability to clone HUMANS. they could sell one Hitler and run the park forever.
You want A Topic to cover Look up Project 2025
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I'm torn, I wanna comment but nerds got told to shut up... Oh well I'm going to do it anyway!
Its still cheaper than a F1 team
You're speaking my language here
Wait 10 paraso-whatever? Where? I didnt see them in the movie
By the lake with the 2 other brachiosaurus in the background
Hey Britt, I think you're doing a great job and really pulled that costume off!
Alright, time to go fuck myself 👍
(Not sarcasm, you're doing great)
Jokes? 9:30
There are no evil zoos in the comments. They are located elsewhere.
Pork
The dinosaurs in Jurassic Park, according to its own lore, are not completely scientifically accurate. They did not have complete DNA samples and created their versions of what they both thought and wanted the dinosaurs to look like. All of the many videos calling out Jurassic Park for scientific accuracy miss this very important point.
My virgo ♍️ queen 👸
Scientists can't even figure out how much money it costs to feed all humans. The things that we are
so we just gonna ignore the atrocious way she pronounced GAL LI MI MUS as guhlimamus
You called the T-rex a boy. It was a girl.
I’m just here because I have a thing for redheads
can you have your presenter at least watch the original movie once before putting them in front of a comera?
Don't forget that they were in an island close to Costa Rica, I'm betting it would reduce the costs, aside of R&D.
Plus, in the first film we saw that although most high ranking employees were Americans, the rest of the workforce seemed to be Latino.
They did exactly like Disney, and although Hammond declares he spent without counting, you can bet that for anything that wasn't directly supervised by him, all corners were cut.
'Tyrannosaurus Rex' is not name of the dinosaur ... it's full name is Tyrannosaurus - just Tyrannosaurus, Spielberg added the 'rex' because he thought it sounded cool.
I guarantee you DOB has already done this.
Cracked was better back when the original crew was there. Should've just paid them like ANY OTHER writers, directors, editors would have been getting paid for the views they pulled and the LIKES they generated.
Imagine where your channel/site could be right now... but at least you can count this comment as "interaction" though, right?
But... but... R.I.P. Harambe..