High Noon Hard Seltzer Review: Let's Day-Drink!

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  • čas přidán 24. 08. 2021
  • This stuff was made to day-drink, under the sun, with your bros. So I drank it in Dean's kitchen, alone. Watermelon!
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Komentáře • 191

  • @mattrobinson5099
    @mattrobinson5099 Před 2 lety +250

    Every now and then he let's loose with an extremely precise description of a flavor that reminds you he's an actual sommelier. Watermelon but towards the end with a little white rind. Instanly knew exactly what that tastes like.

    • @kingklebold6474
      @kingklebold6474 Před 2 lety +23

      He's actually a sommelier? I thought he was homeless living in his car

    • @joeldgraff
      @joeldgraff Před 2 lety +15

      I totally agree. When he drank Boones Farm and said it tasted like "microwaved Laffy Taffy" I felt that

    • @dirgeofthedawn
      @dirgeofthedawn Před 2 lety +5

      @@kingklebold6474 Can't a man be both be homeless living in his car AND a sommelier? Like a philosopher living in a cave!

  • @Roadman1000
    @Roadman1000 Před 2 lety +211

    "I'm day drinking Jaeger and Absinthe these days" Fuck I felt that.

    • @Ghostdog82k
      @Ghostdog82k Před 2 lety +4

      So glad im not the only one....

    • @Somelucky
      @Somelucky Před 2 lety +5

      He’s got the right idea. Stick to the herbals, including alcohol.

    • @squiremuldoon5462
      @squiremuldoon5462 Před 2 lety +1

      With all those herbs I’m sure they are healthier options.

    • @andrewgarcia3136
      @andrewgarcia3136 Před 2 lety +4

      jaebsinthe

    • @killsalot78
      @killsalot78 Před 2 lety +1

      heh, apparently this is actually a thing? Im also guilty of this

  • @lowtierhuman69
    @lowtierhuman69 Před 2 lety +84

    wait, did pv3 murder dean and steal his home, identity, money, and icemaker? if so: nice. #prayersfordean

  • @ninjabreadman8166
    @ninjabreadman8166 Před 2 lety +25

    You'll always be the coolest uncle in our book, PV3.

  • @jonb1798
    @jonb1798 Před 2 lety +163

    Did he kill Dean? A few vids back he said he was going to take up bow hunting "right now" and ran off with 4 1/2 Busch cans!

    • @JohnDoe-vf2yo
      @JohnDoe-vf2yo Před 2 lety +18

      Perhaps a "Hunting accident"?

    • @danmonster2002
      @danmonster2002 Před 2 lety +12

      He hinted at this a few times.

    • @LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME
      @LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME Před 2 lety +12

      PV3 straight-up said "that guy (Dean) must be dead", in the previous ep.

    • @williamberry4597
      @williamberry4597 Před 2 lety +2

      That is a good point.

    • @RobCamp-rmc_0
      @RobCamp-rmc_0 Před 2 lety +5

      I assumed that an arms deal in Sinaloa went all pear-shaped for Dean but maybe I missed something

  • @joegideon8461
    @joegideon8461 Před 2 lety +52

    "Hey Vanmeyer."
    "Yes, Dean?"
    "Why are there copies of the style section all over the place? D-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?"
    "No, Dean."
    "Is that a raincoat?"
    "Yes, it is!"
    #prayersfordean

    • @Proto1Dude
      @Proto1Dude Před 2 lety +9

      PV3 was the best sommelier Dorsia had. No clue why they let him go.

    • @WD.909
      @WD.909 Před 2 lety

      Ahhh I got that reference!

  • @RichardPhillips27
    @RichardPhillips27 Před 2 lety +47

    PVIII with the MAXIMUM CZcams ads setting on really plays into the character. I honestly kinda love it

    • @nefariousyawn
      @nefariousyawn Před 2 lety +5

      I'm in here with CZcams premium just so my CZcams sommelier can get a little extra.

    • @iamcool544
      @iamcool544 Před 2 lety +2

      What do you mean I only got 1 5 second ad

    • @SteveWhipp
      @SteveWhipp Před 2 lety +3

      What are these "ads" of which you speak? (Sent from a network with a pi-hole)

    • @Arrslicker
      @Arrslicker Před 2 lety +2

      Depends on where you live my friend.

  • @adam7190
    @adam7190 Před 2 lety +19

    PV3 was never a rocket scientist, but he'll always be my space cadet. ❤

  • @nolanwadr
    @nolanwadr Před 2 lety +11

    I like these videos cause I watch these as I pass out while missing class and it makes me feel like I’m not alone even though I live with 3 roommates and haven’t met a single one just because I’ve been too drunk the whole time

  • @JohnFaludi
    @JohnFaludi Před 2 lety +12

    The plot thickens around Dean... lol #prayersfordean

  • @Dark_Light27
    @Dark_Light27 Před 2 lety +7

    High five to this man for making getting drunk on literally anything influencer-ish

  • @ii_r_ftw
    @ii_r_ftw Před 2 lety +25

    either pure coincidence that this comes out the same day a few hours after how to drink did hard seltzers or you are extremely quick on producing videos. either way impressive

  • @0_O_0001
    @0_O_0001 Před 2 lety +11

    Next episode: "PV3 Sommeliering from jail because they found Dean. Today we are trying toilet wine from cell 302."

  • @Arrslicker
    @Arrslicker Před 2 lety +6

    Our thoughts are with Dean, but our prayers are to see Prescott Van Meower again.

  • @robertl6196
    @robertl6196 Před 2 lety +15

    Hey PVIII: remember bud, when the rotting smell starts, throw out some lime around the house and it'll clear that right up.

  • @yowman98
    @yowman98 Před 2 lety +4

    the saga with dean continues

  • @bigernmccracken5736
    @bigernmccracken5736 Před 2 lety +10

    I’m beginning to think PV3 may know a little more about ol’ Dean’s “mysterious disappearance” than he’s letting on… 🤔
    I mean, who hasn’t done despicable, unspeakable things while on a 3-day Absinthe binge, right? … right?!?!

  • @chef24jim
    @chef24jim Před 2 lety +21

    I feel like the Dean story is getting dark.

  • @mikealvarenga3721
    @mikealvarenga3721 Před 2 lety +17

    It ain't a day until PV3 gives is an episode, possibly indicating Abby is a real person and giving us a crisis whether or not it's a schtick or if it's real pain...

  • @kpersaud
    @kpersaud Před 2 lety +31

    After seeing HTD's episode today, PV3 and Greg should and maybe need to do a collab.

  • @jamit2u
    @jamit2u Před 2 lety +40

    Hello PV3 isn’t day drinking during the summer so much better with more daylight hours? #prayersforPV3liver

  • @MrRBgunner21
    @MrRBgunner21 Před 2 lety +4

    my headcanon is that hes a writer for some comedy tv show and this is his passion project

  • @davidp2888
    @davidp2888 Před 2 lety +7

    PVIII...the best thing to happen in 2021.

  • @NicholasHoward
    @NicholasHoward Před 2 lety +10

    Ayyy notification squad 😎

  • @LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME
    @LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME Před 2 lety +6

    Prescott has nice clothes again! Although he must not have raided Dean's wardrobe, I can't imagine him (Dean) wearing that.

  • @BJCDavis2777
    @BJCDavis2777 Před 2 lety +7

    Ahhh, High Noon, named like a full bodied Whiskey, tastes like what your Aunt Clara drinks before getting frisky.

  • @nickd5343
    @nickd5343 Před 2 lety +5

    I'd love to see a review of Military Special Vodka. It's got a picture of a tank on the front, that's how you know it's good. Also doubles as tank degreaser.

  • @AD-on3zx
    @AD-on3zx Před 2 lety +4

    I'm starting to get a slight Curious Creations of Christine Mcconnell vibe here. Pleasant enough, but a dark undertone. Dean, hang in there, we'll find you.

  • @badhombre8944
    @badhombre8944 Před 2 lety +2

    Some of your best work, Prescott. You should do Fruit Smash seltzer next

  • @Jcaeser187
    @Jcaeser187 Před 2 lety +4

    I day drank jaeger before I became an alcoholic, now I have more class

  • @syme9925
    @syme9925 Před 2 lety +7

    Try Choco Vine, chocolate wine!

  • @beserkergang
    @beserkergang Před 2 lety +3

    You mentioned absinthe...I would love to see your take on Lucid absinthe.

  • @NotJeffXEpstein
    @NotJeffXEpstein Před 2 lety +2

    Love you, big man

  • @MsCgordo
    @MsCgordo Před 2 lety +3

    Tots and pears for Dean.

  • @DanielVance
    @DanielVance Před 2 lety +4

    You just know that what Spittoon imbibes doesn't go to waste.

  • @nPeezy-oz1gm
    @nPeezy-oz1gm Před 2 lety +1

    This stuff is bottled(or canned) through an in line blending system. You have a tote of concentrated essence full of dye, and input a recipe on a computer that adds HFCS, malt, citric acid, potassium citrate, DI water, and also c02. Then sent through filters to a filler.

  • @101rockfreak
    @101rockfreak Před 2 lety

    so awesome as usual

  • @jasonsilva3088
    @jasonsilva3088 Před 2 lety +2

    Honestly you need to try the grapefruit one! It’s the best tasting one!

  • @billwalles3757
    @billwalles3757 Před 2 lety +8

    Looks like the ice maker is making water from filtered water, wow, he likes his water clean.

    • @Somelucky
      @Somelucky Před 2 lety

      That’s because it’s probably really his home and he likes clean ice for his drinks. However, the family stories are entertaining.

  • @kittykatmann
    @kittykatmann Před 2 lety +1

    wake up babe new PV3 content

  • @birdtrainingpotential
    @birdtrainingpotential Před 2 lety

    Cloying, a word I've never heard till now and after I looked up the definition. My new favorite word!

  • @baileyvazquez3988
    @baileyvazquez3988 Před 2 lety

    Watching that saloon mimic, suddenly I'm concerned. You doing OK buddy? Need to talk?
    No I don't know why that's the point I wondered 😂

  • @laddyboy123
    @laddyboy123 Před 2 lety +5

    I'm wondering if PV3 is unemployable for some reason, or if he just wants to be a deadbeat freeloader living in a (likely) dead guys house?

  • @PaxIesus
    @PaxIesus Před 2 lety +2

    "You're a little too cloying" Oh look, that's how my OWN Abby described ME!

  • @maxpay150
    @maxpay150 Před 2 lety

    Ooooh nice cowboy impression!

  • @mrmacguff1n
    @mrmacguff1n Před 2 lety +5

    Just started working at Totsl Wine.
    These videos could be handy lol

    • @ianh1504
      @ianh1504 Před 2 lety +2

      That typo made it look like you said you work at Tots! Wine and I was intrigued

  • @notsoserious0944
    @notsoserious0944 Před 2 lety

    Mad genius.

  • @adog1233
    @adog1233 Před 2 lety

    So glad I have a second account to subscribe and ring bells twice. Thanks for all you do, also to that one dislike, you monster.

  • @sirwaffleluver8168
    @sirwaffleluver8168 Před 2 lety

    i love this world building

  • @jennifernicole8430
    @jennifernicole8430 Před 2 lety +3

    single moms pre-gaming for an episode of the bachelor…. ah reminds me of so many women I know…. 😂

  • @kirbfruit
    @kirbfruit Před 2 lety +4

    If he is gone for long enough call squatter's rights

  • @christianoliver3572
    @christianoliver3572 Před 2 lety +5

    I'll drink anything during the day.......

  • @delawaresace
    @delawaresace Před rokem

    I don't like watermelon, but I'd give this a try. Just because PV3 said it's how to start day drinking

  • @nickh402
    @nickh402 Před 2 lety +2

    #prayersfordean

  • @xredgambit
    @xredgambit Před 2 lety +3

    PV3, can you do a video from Deans basement or backyard? It's totally not to confirm you didn't kill dean and bury him or stash him in the basement. Just know if you need an alibi, pv3nation has your back.
    Also #prayersfordean

  • @tylerhensley8193
    @tylerhensley8193 Před 2 lety +2

    I would love it if you reviewed a real bottle of wine. I'll send you one if you want.

  • @johnnycampbell3422
    @johnnycampbell3422 Před 2 lety +5

    Cheers to bow hunting, and happy accidents. #prayfordean (not being found).

  • @jstephen591
    @jstephen591 Před 2 lety

    Hell yeah.

  • @My_Naginta
    @My_Naginta Před 2 lety +7

    Could you please review Kraken rum? Wors... I mean, best! rum I've ever had

    • @lucywarmbrodt3353
      @lucywarmbrodt3353 Před 2 lety

      Not gonna lie, I like Kraken and juice (OJ or something tropical)...maybe sorry but probably not?

    • @ryuk202
      @ryuk202 Před 2 lety +1

      @@lucywarmbrodt3353 its okay to like it,but you are missing out on all of the nuanced rums available for less money

    • @lucywarmbrodt3353
      @lucywarmbrodt3353 Před 2 lety +1

      @@ryuk202 you right, I will expand my rum collection post haste!

    • @ryuk202
      @ryuk202 Před 2 lety +1

      @@lucywarmbrodt3353 strong recommendation for Smith and Cross pot still and Plantation dark and 3 star

  • @jennabolmgren
    @jennabolmgren Před 2 lety

    That High Noon pineapple is 🔥🍍

  • @Allahbatross
    @Allahbatross Před 2 lety +2

    If you wanna continue the vodka seltzer tasting, I would recommend carbliss, specifically the passionfruit flavor, it hardly tastes like a seltzer. #prayersfordean #deancomehomealittlelater

  • @jeffreywalker6845
    @jeffreywalker6845 Před 2 lety +1

    Notification gang represent

  • @SBG420
    @SBG420 Před 2 lety

    Cheers YAll

  • @megaderp9442
    @megaderp9442 Před 2 lety

    I have a feeling that Prescott needs some hugs and someone telling him that they are proud of him

  • @rickmorgan8895
    @rickmorgan8895 Před 2 lety

    6:17 was funny as hell

  • @bigpotter8383
    @bigpotter8383 Před 2 lety

    Absinthe and Red Bull is pretty fire

  • @mattp8274
    @mattp8274 Před 2 lety +2

    review the snoop dogg 19 crimes

  • @dumb445
    @dumb445 Před 2 lety +1

    I've never clicked faster

  • @Rodzilagunz
    @Rodzilagunz Před 2 lety +9

    These sound nice to drink at the beach while high at noon.....

  • @chancelord8052
    @chancelord8052 Před 2 lety

    Can you do Happy Dad next? Love your vids bro

  • @RougeHound
    @RougeHound Před 2 lety

    I believe most hard seltzer use fermented alcohol to make it cheaper. When they say vodka and seltzer they may be wanting to distinguish that they aren't trying to cut corners. The higher ABV alcohol also leaves more room for them to use for flavor. The high abv liquor would also remove any off flavors from fermented alcohol.

  • @Mkby88
    @Mkby88 Před 2 lety +1

    already 4 drinks In!

  • @bluephreakr
    @bluephreakr Před 2 lety +1

    An intriguing twist in the plot of the unemployed sommelier. He's dead, boys! No #prayersfordean can bring back the dead.

  • @irock550
    @irock550 Před rokem

    I drink these while doing homework in my dorm room lmfao

  • @YearsOfLeadPoisoning
    @YearsOfLeadPoisoning Před 2 lety +1

    Greg from HTD also had a video on High Noon Hard Seltzer today. Was there an review embargo lol

  • @joeengland3655
    @joeengland3655 Před 2 lety

    u my sir are hilarious...

  • @dennesque
    @dennesque Před 2 lety

    We need a crossover episodr where you crash How To Drinks channel, where you're caught trying to steal his alcohol mid filming

  • @alanna2606
    @alanna2606 Před 2 lety

    THE COWBOY SAUNTER 💀

  • @RidiFPV
    @RidiFPV Před 2 lety

    Got here early!

  • @CautiousDavid
    @CautiousDavid Před 2 lety

    Ngl, I think I’ll try some high noon as a result of this video. That’ll be the first I believe.

  • @yelenazerk
    @yelenazerk Před rokem

    😀😀

  • @realShadowKat
    @realShadowKat Před 2 lety

    I'll drink to that!

  • @roycemcgarry1992
    @roycemcgarry1992 Před 2 lety

    Now I can’t unsee Woody from toy story

  • @My_Naginta
    @My_Naginta Před 2 lety +3

    Is Pv3 spying on me? I found my old hacky sack this morning going through storage. Brought into the most empty room of my place and started trying it out again. I think I got four tags. My cat wouldn't stop attacking it when hit the floor. Little bastard! Use your paws, not your teeth!

  • @Utubesuperstar
    @Utubesuperstar Před 2 lety

    High noon is fire

  • @kennethjensen2117
    @kennethjensen2117 Před 2 lety +1

    hey bro can you do a pilk video
    I know it's non-alcoholic but shit's unironically awesome, it's just like a coke float
    maybe put a spin on it with baileys haha

  • @thiccbiscuit6473
    @thiccbiscuit6473 Před 2 lety

    Can you try vizzys? I deliver them and I actually like them

  • @bbrasky
    @bbrasky Před 2 lety

    Wow, that one was quite a bit longer than I expected. (Abby told me to make that comment, but I suspect she wasn't talking about the video).

  • @DoubleDsp
    @DoubleDsp Před 2 lety

    What's the best outdoor game to play while day drinking? Is there one drink better then others for different games?

  • @AnonAdept
    @AnonAdept Před 2 lety

    I'm your cowboy?!? So should have said I'm your huckleberry.

  • @based3399
    @based3399 Před 2 lety

    This dude has "I beat my wife for overcooking the roast" vibes.

  • @ninjabreadman8166
    @ninjabreadman8166 Před 2 lety

    Start your day the seltzer way! High Noon!

  • @blackoceancreativeuniverse

    "High Noon at the Glassy Spittoon".

  • @FlaccidCentaur
    @FlaccidCentaur Před 2 lety

    I knew you were gonna say Woody. You look just like him.

  • @FiZ
    @FiZ Před 2 lety

    I think this is the most... 'open' he's been with us before taking a swig

  • @VegasBrent
    @VegasBrent Před 2 lety

    Ouch, just thinking about day drinking Jaeger and Absinthe makes my brain numb. 🤣😜😵

  • @SigRho1429
    @SigRho1429 Před 2 lety

    Is it safe to say it’s the bean-eating-at-the-campfire scene from “Blazing Saddles” of alcoholic drinks?

  • @hannahelizabeth7914
    @hannahelizabeth7914 Před rokem

    wait this guy is so funny

  • @schubur
    @schubur Před 2 lety

    Would love to see this turn into a murder mystery channel lol. Like clue but with a wrongfully accused man who’s being attacked by a family who’s framed him for the death of a person who had learned to much.

  • @moreupdog
    @moreupdog Před 2 lety +1

    Speaking of lunch debris - please get an opaque vessel to spit into. Seeing it slosh around in the clear glass one is somewhat gross.