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  • @stavby01
    @stavby01 Před 4 lety +9299

    7 Great Rick Sanchez Rants: "Morty you gotta turn into a car"

    • @thundaaz5640
      @thundaaz5640 Před 4 lety +132

      I know how is that a rant lol

    • @janeaandgraye5758
      @janeaandgraye5758 Před 4 lety +109

      I honestly cant tell the difference between you two some times. Cause i dont go by height or smarts i go by pain in my ass which makes you equally idenical

    • @Revan-nl8rd
      @Revan-nl8rd Před 4 lety +51

      Yo morty turned himself into a car! Funniest shit I've ever seen

    • @ellav8064
      @ellav8064 Před 4 lety +8

      What's funny is its seven words, so they could've just trolled us all and only put that clip there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @introvertedwifi4818
      @introvertedwifi4818 Před 4 lety +20

      Nevermind here's a taxi, it's fine

  • @menelik6652
    @menelik6652 Před 4 lety +6896

    2:15
    The fact both ricks took out the whiteboard means he was 100% certain he wanted to explain it

    • @mr.meeseeks9566
      @mr.meeseeks9566 Před 3 lety +326

      It was a long time coming anyways..lol

    • @teddrickrhodes9063
      @teddrickrhodes9063 Před 3 lety +388

      Plus another PERFECT thing about that scene - that I didn't catch at first, is how Rick was so certain about everything he was thinking and doing when he was yelling at the both of them that he was able to register that their dumb asses were standing on the wrong side of him in one of the universes (thus his quote, "What do you two have to be so uncertain about which chair to sit in while I do everything!") so he just became certain about which chair he wanted each of them to be sitting in so the version of him on the top-displayed universe switched the sides they were on and the bottom-displayed universe's Rick just sat them down were they already were standing. . . blew - my - fuckin - mind . . .that was genius writing

    • @sienna3793
      @sienna3793 Před 3 lety +76

      Hes so certain he was dodging his own bullets

    • @laffinggas8068
      @laffinggas8068 Před 3 lety +52

      @@teddrickrhodes9063 I'm convinced Rick had that whole rant planned out just incase that happened, so he could get the universes on track

    • @ultrachadstinctgoku7579
      @ultrachadstinctgoku7579 Před 2 lety +2

      @@teddrickrhodes9063 I dont get it. What the fuck?

  • @mitchkettles5242
    @mitchkettles5242 Před 4 lety +14647

    Fan theory: Slow Rick is a Rick who used the Devil's microscope

    • @AJ-CR
      @AJ-CR Před 4 lety +600

      smart i like that theory i think it could be true :)

    • @shubhamkandpal4775
      @shubhamkandpal4775 Před 4 lety +463

      Doofus Rick*

    • @benjaminv02
      @benjaminv02 Před 4 lety +648

      Nah because that would mean he was a smart rick before and a smart rick wouldnt have used it

    • @mitchkettles5242
      @mitchkettles5242 Před 4 lety +256

      @@shubhamkandpal4775 Tall Morty*

    • @mitchkettles5242
      @mitchkettles5242 Před 4 lety +484

      @@benjaminv02 Smart Ricks do dumb stuff all the time, like join the citadel, work in factories, vote for Evil Morty, pick meaningless fights with heads of state, get blackout drunk and shit themselves, etc.

  • @ToastyFresh1
    @ToastyFresh1 Před 4 lety +9019

    “I can’t even tell you apart half the time because I don’t go by height or age I go by amount of pain in my ass”
    Damn I should say that to someone

  • @stinkypeanky96
    @stinkypeanky96 Před 7 lety +27527

    I hope this show runs as long as family guy

    • @wu1ming9shi
      @wu1ming9shi Před 7 lety +1942

      yeah, but doesn't get lamerevery season...If it does, i really hope it kills itself in some way to prevent that from happening.

    • @BlxckBaron
      @BlxckBaron Před 7 lety +805

      it would be good to end around the 5th season

    • @briandeabler9704
      @briandeabler9704 Před 7 lety +1173

      it should go the futurama route and just have an ending prepared

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 Před 7 lety +648

      Gabriel Torres It has no reason to end becuase of the multiple universes.

    • @EST20012
      @EST20012 Před 7 lety +52

      Vegetarian Soylent-Green Yass

  • @ioc6283
    @ioc6283 Před 4 lety +5339

    Basically just Rick saying he's smarter than everyone.

    • @garrettplaysgames4349
      @garrettplaysgames4349 Před 4 lety +111

      Not like he's wrong

    • @louie9373
      @louie9373 Před 4 lety +112

      That's a very Jerry thing to say. He doesn't just say he's smarter but uses a whiteboard to provide legitimate mathematical models to represent his reasoning. Stop being so basic.

    • @normalgirls1
      @normalgirls1 Před 4 lety +30

      ​@@louie9373 I feel like I might get wooshed by replying to this. But somehow I wouldn't put that response pass the rick and morty fanbase.

    • @was4fun
      @was4fun Před 4 lety +1

      rush275 Zero fr de fr h FCC fr

    • @louie9373
      @louie9373 Před 4 lety +17

      @@normalgirls1 It's cool. You just don't know it's cool because you're on the Jerry side of the fan club where everyone is positive and nice to each other... like a daycare.

  • @dearonbursey1862
    @dearonbursey1862 Před 4 lety +1778

    "I barely have a reason to care and I notice"
    - Rick Sanchez

    • @rafaelagustin375
      @rafaelagustin375 Před 3 lety

      300

    • @_mike9
      @_mike9 Před 3 lety

      even

    • @dickgrayson9483
      @dickgrayson9483 Před 2 lety

      Rick has/knows what’s the best

    • @teletalk4816
      @teletalk4816 Před rokem

      can someone help me plz to solve this question....
      I need to find password..but the thing i have is this:-
      --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
      No credentials will be provided as your only way to access Evilrc "Is to Hack your way in"
      HINT : Rick Sanchez says "MwGVUjohi7U "
      ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
      help me to find out plz...what can be the password any guess?

    • @N30NCeleste
      @N30NCeleste Před 20 dny

      @@teletalk4816 idk

  • @quantumraptor1485
    @quantumraptor1485 Před 3 lety +2225

    The last rant is what got me hooked: Rick explaining how they’re gonna go on adventures while Morty is having a literal spasm

  • @bardawulf5827
    @bardawulf5827 Před 7 lety +609

    "You're both pieces of shit....Yeah....I can prove it mathematically..."
    It's a perfect Zen meditation.

  • @boiledheadcrab1678
    @boiledheadcrab1678 Před 7 lety +1881

    3:05
    "Heads up, rapists."
    "Ooooh, geez, oh man, uueeegghh"
    *Falls on floor convulsing*

  • @its3wan317
    @its3wan317 Před 5 lety +1295

    ` Why don’t you ask the smartest people in the universe , oh wait they just blew up ‘
    *Baker street plays*
    My favourite moment

  • @joestarlineage5838
    @joestarlineage5838 Před 2 lety +348

    I think it’s hilarious how Morty has more of a reaction to Rick saying “Retarded” then Rick finding that pure objective evil exists

  • @NicosMind
    @NicosMind Před 6 lety +1942

    “Youre both pieces of shit and i can prove it mathematically. Wait let me grab a whiteboard, this has been a long time coming anyway.”
    Love it :)

    • @pablowoods1848
      @pablowoods1848 Před 4 lety +10

      I've see. That episode 20 times amd never noticed the floating cats.

    • @garrettnobles8956
      @garrettnobles8956 Před 4 lety +37

      NicosMind what cracks me up is he was very certain that was what he wanted to do. Like in every timeline he would have pulled out that white board.

    • @rravitejamavr6650
      @rravitejamavr6650 Před 4 lety +2

      @@pablowoods1848
      What? They even talk about that cats & that is my favourite part of the episode when Rick says they're probably Schrodinger's cats cracked me so much...

  • @jamieheinrichs3242
    @jamieheinrichs3242 Před 7 lety +3961

    "So as they say in canada
    *PEACE OOT*"
    i love that cuz im canadian

  • @charisse091
    @charisse091 Před 5 lety +2162

    “Hey morty, let me- *burps*
    Let me- *burps*
    Let me- *burps*
    Let me ask you a quick question.”
    -Rick sanchez , 2016

  • @dkflux4047
    @dkflux4047 Před 5 lety +194

    "I don't go by height or age, I go by the amount of pain my ass, which makes you bother identical" 😂 he didn't have to cook them like that

    • @amogus6770
      @amogus6770 Před 3 lety +5

      When a grandpa spits fire more than me:

  • @DrakeVagabond
    @DrakeVagabond Před 7 lety +3122

    100 years. now its 97 years. the countdown continues

  • @Klarpimier
    @Klarpimier Před 7 lety +613

    "Hey Morty lemme uuuhhhh lemme UUUUHGGGG lemme ask you a question real quick'"

    • @ween69
      @ween69 Před 7 lety +5

      you look like Hillary

    • @ph.d1803
      @ph.d1803 Před 7 lety +1

      +ween69 jesus your right xD

    • @ween69
      @ween69 Před 7 lety +2

      Joey Carella
      I guess it is huh lol

    • @garytaylor3880
      @garytaylor3880 Před 7 lety +2

      Joey Carella wow I thought it was some old white guy with Parkinson's lol

    • @tisroc100
      @tisroc100 Před 7 lety +31

      the quality of the dialogue is actually unreal

  • @MikeRiderOOO
    @MikeRiderOOO Před 4 lety +192

    3:07-4:17
    “I'm sorry, Morty. It's a bummer. In reality, you're as dumb as they come. But I needed those seeds real bad and I had to give 'em up just to get your parents off my back. So now we're gonna have to go get more. And then we're gonna go on even more adventures after that, Morty. And you're gonna keep your mouth shut about 'em, Morty. Because the world is full of idiots that don't understand what's important. And they'll tear us apart, Morty. But if you stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, Morty. And you're gonna be a part of 'em. And together we're gonna run around, Morty, we're gonna do all kinds of wonderful things, Morty. Just you and me, Morty. The outside world is our enemy, Morty. We're the only [belch] friends we've got, Morty. It's just Rick and Morty. Rrrick and Morty and their adventures, Morty. Rick and Morty, forever and forever, a hundred years Rick and Morty, s... things. Me and Rick and Morty runnin' around and Rick and Morty time. Aaall day long forever. All, a hundred days Rick and Morty forever a hundred times. Over and over Rick and Morty adventures dot com W W W dot Rick and Morty dot com W W W Rick and Morty adventures all hundred years. Every minute Rick and Morty dot com W W W hundred times Rick and Morty dot com.”

  • @TacoStand500
    @TacoStand500 Před 4 lety +392

    0:48 so true... So very true. There is a critical moment with syrup absorption.

  • @thatrandomfreak194
    @thatrandomfreak194 Před 7 lety +1640

    TURN INTO A CAR MORTY

    • @northuniverse
      @northuniverse Před 6 lety +58

      That Random Freak nevermind here's a taxi

    • @richardpatterson4312
      @richardpatterson4312 Před 4 lety

      That show didn't seem so insane back in the 80's

    • @MsDanioDanio
      @MsDanioDanio Před 4 lety +4

      “Nevermind, here’s a taxi. Get in.”

    • @-cams.
      @-cams. Před 4 lety +4

      Morty isn't a fucking cat, he can't turn into a car.

    • @jeepercreepers9
      @jeepercreepers9 Před 4 lety

      What car would he turn into? I bet it would be a bloody ute.

  • @DrWetness
    @DrWetness Před 7 lety +467

    "let me get whiteboard" haha gets me everytime

  • @masongallagher6634
    @masongallagher6634 Před 4 lety +222

    You know when he says “I hate to break it to you...” you know it’s going to be good.

  • @pariszohnson
    @pariszohnson Před 4 lety +105

    watching rick's voice transition from 'mowty' to 'morty' has been a blessing

  • @chrisanton2130
    @chrisanton2130 Před 7 lety +2091

    How bout a Morty rant? "Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everyone is gonna die. Come watch TV?"

    • @johngallagher72
      @johngallagher72 Před 5 lety +5

      Chris Anton Ball Fondlers?

    • @johngallagher72
      @johngallagher72 Před 5 lety +35

      Chris Anton He has a couple of good rants as the cop in the Tales of the Citadel episode and the "you should have used your left hand to eat more vegetables" comment to fat morty was savage AF

    • @AnnaKeller
      @AnnaKeller Před 5 lety +1

      that quote was also said by rick

    • @vbag42
      @vbag42 Před 5 lety +18

      get your shit together summer

    • @maxe_mini
      @maxe_mini Před 5 lety +3

      That statement and the way Morty said it is just so weird, it seems... unnatural, bad I have no idea why

  • @scruffybasterd2209
    @scruffybasterd2209 Před 7 lety +659

    They have the best pilot episode of any series, started and finished reassuring me I have a show worth sticking around for.

    • @igorkorzun5988
      @igorkorzun5988 Před 7 lety +82

      I have to disagree, the pilot didn't impress me that much, because it was improvised so much, it felt cringy, especially at the end.
      But the show really picks up pace starting the next episode

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 Před 7 lety +53

      Scruffy Basterd
      The pilot gets more and more clever over time.
      On it's own, it's sort of a lame pilot, but with everything the characters have gone through, especially this past season finale, and how much people actually want the show to keep going on, watching this pilot is almost like reassurance than actual desperation.
      Kind of amazing.

    • @mrs.handyjay6542
      @mrs.handyjay6542 Před 7 lety +3

      Aflay I totally agree with that, well said. And funny you posted seven months ago, because I'm just finding out how much I love Rick and Morty now...I'm so late to the party. I better get naked to catch up, lol.

    • @djhero0071
      @djhero0071 Před 7 lety

      Without the other episodes,it's honestly pretty lame. If not for having watched clip compilations like these, I probably would never have even been interested in this series

  • @EpicGamer-vc3eg
    @EpicGamer-vc3eg Před 4 lety +532

    Is it just me or is the colour in the first season much more saturated

    • @kaylag5043
      @kaylag5043 Před 4 lety +15

      I think it is

    • @saucyboi8721
      @saucyboi8721 Před 4 lety +51

      Rick also isn't completely grey in the first one.

    • @batsy2488
      @batsy2488 Před 3 lety +2

      Just you

    • @bruhfruit4715
      @bruhfruit4715 Před 3 lety +12

      Beth was reeeeeeeeeaaaaaallly pale in the first season

    • @raccoon2276
      @raccoon2276 Před 3 lety

      It's because of an editing fault even if there was a colour difference between seasons it wouldn't be that baf

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins Před 5 lety +36

    "Its the hardest working liver in the galaxy!"
    one of the best lines of this show

  • @Tlactl
    @Tlactl Před 7 lety +3363

    0:00 oh my god.. is Rick actually drinking something other than alcohol?

    • @samurai1833
      @samurai1833 Před 7 lety +198

      Screwdriver

    • @Gun_Metal_Grey
      @Gun_Metal_Grey Před 7 lety +33

      Umm...lemonade or orange juice?

    • @Disconnectmyself
      @Disconnectmyself Před 7 lety +380

      Vodka with Orange Juice.

    • @lemon-penguin2330
      @lemon-penguin2330 Před 7 lety +38

      Disconnectyourself er... isn't Morty drinking that too? Unless Morty took his juice first, then someone put vodka in it for rick

    • @Smokydoggg
      @Smokydoggg Před 7 lety +7

      The stuff in his flask isn't alcohol

  • @loveshack8172
    @loveshack8172 Před 7 lety +652

    My favorite Rick quote is when Rick and Morty get out of the microverse and Rick turns his car back on like no big deal. Then Morty's confused why the battery works and Rick says something like "Well Morty, Zeip knew that once I get out of the microverse, I'd either turn on my car or toss a broken battery."
    Greatest quote ever.

    • @jimlahey6958
      @jimlahey6958 Před 5 lety +68

      Colin “zeip knew when I got out, I’d either have to toss a broken battery, or the battery wouldn’t be broken.”

    • @chem2430
      @chem2430 Před 5 lety +42

      That was pure evil right there the way Rick did it

    • @shelbyseelbach9568
      @shelbyseelbach9568 Před 4 lety +15

      You use my universe to power your car?
      Ya, but there's always AAA, you ***ing ****sucker.

    • @sontos539
      @sontos539 Před 4 lety +27

      That episode is so underated. Imagine the earth we live in at this moment was Zeip world. Our sweat and tears are powering some ones car battery... How $ucked up would that be.

    • @shelbyseelbach9568
      @shelbyseelbach9568 Před 4 lety +3

      @@sontos539 who under rates it?

  • @NovaMations388
    @NovaMations388 Před 4 lety +137

    Rick: Makes the best speech I've ever heard.
    Morty: *Ohhh man euuuggghhh oohoh oh eeuuughhhh uhh oh oh eugg*

  • @GaB-do9yc
    @GaB-do9yc Před 5 lety +17

    “I’m not disparaging the differently abled” A nice way to word it honestly

  • @hyusama7469
    @hyusama7469 Před 7 lety +518

    "W-w-what you want me to show you my math?! I'm sorry... Are you the scientist... Or are you the kid that wanted to get laid?"

  • @TheDragonLake
    @TheDragonLake Před 7 lety +2848

    Rick is THE anti-hero of this gosh dern century...

  • @michaelporter7629
    @michaelporter7629 Před 4 lety +55

    “Don’t just stand there, Morty. Purge ‘em.”
    “Me?”
    “No, me. Should I rub my liver hole on them? Pick up a stick or something and kill them!”
    “Um... we come in peace.”
    “Oh my God. *throws thing* There’s more were that came from. You wanna get purged, you bring it! Drop *burps* drop your shit! Drop it all! Morty, go get their shit. Hurry up. I only had one of those things I threw. I’m holding a box of TicTacs right now.”

    • @strawberry.fraise
      @strawberry.fraise Před 4 lety

      Michael Porter Honesty, that part really killed me. That was so smart and funny !!

  • @dadaboo9188
    @dadaboo9188 Před 3 lety +34

    When nothing matters to you, you own the universe
    -rick Sanchez

  • @j.p.alcalde5072
    @j.p.alcalde5072 Před 6 lety +822

    “So, in conclusion, you’re both equally mercurial, overly sensitive, clingy, hysterical, bird-brained homunculi. And I honestly can’t even tell the two of you apart half the time because I don’t go by height or age, I go by amount of pain in my ass, which makes you both identical.”

    • @blank7940
      @blank7940 Před 4 lety +36

      > I don't go by height or age, I go by amount of pain in my ass, which makes you identical
      damn rick is on fire

    • @extremelyevilrick2126
      @extremelyevilrick2126 Před 4 lety +1

      asseater69 yeah cuze I light him on fire once and I loved it!!!

    • @frocco7125
      @frocco7125 Před 4 lety +2

      I need that as a copypasta.

    • @jadonstrickland316
      @jadonstrickland316 Před 4 lety +1

      @@blank7940
      J

    • @EmbraceDiscomfort
      @EmbraceDiscomfort Před 4 lety +3

      Best quote ever. I literally laughed out loud when he said "Wait, let me get my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming"---Knowing he was literally about to break down how much of a piece of shit they both are hahaha

  • @kat_eternity_family
    @kat_eternity_family Před 6 lety +648

    "I cant tell you two apart because i dont go by identification, I go by the amount of pain in the ass which makes you two identical!"

    • @XxDeathxX509
      @XxDeathxX509 Před 5 lety +16

      KatEternity 2 you said it wrong

    • @cringerandomname9957
      @cringerandomname9957 Před 5 lety

      0

    • @Shakes-Off-Fear
      @Shakes-Off-Fear Před 4 lety +1

      Although Rick SAYS this, you can see that, in both realities, he’s talking to the same kid and alternates at the same time, rather than just talking left or right.

    • @user-dk4gm3xm6h
      @user-dk4gm3xm6h Před 4 lety

      🤔

  • @gasjebasje99
    @gasjebasje99 Před 2 lety +16

    I remember mentioning the "Love is a chemical reaction that makes you breed" speech to my older sister, and she replied:
    "I know! Cool, right?"
    My sister was honestly pretty smart when she said that. Hit the nail right on the head.

  • @bl0bbers131
    @bl0bbers131 Před 4 lety +71

    1:46 my grandpa was watching this bit and he thought his TV was broken.

    • @dina26_love
      @dina26_love Před 4 lety +8

      MLG BLOBFISH I feel bad for laughing...

  • @Bacxaber
    @Bacxaber Před 7 lety +566

    Funny how he uses bird-brained as an insult, yet his best friend is a bird.

    • @vivekthomas8
      @vivekthomas8 Před 7 lety +18

      *was not "is".

    • @spitwmb3319
      @spitwmb3319 Před 6 lety +2

      Do u mean bird-person

    • @johngallagher72
      @johngallagher72 Před 5 lety

      Bacxaber 🤔

    • @mr.brightsai6772
      @mr.brightsai6772 Před 5 lety +3

      Also I don't remember him ever outright claiming he was his best friend not that it matters I somehow doubt Rick is actually capable of true friendship Morty is the closest person to him and he outright admits he finds valuing his life toxic

    • @dkjn144
      @dkjn144 Před 5 lety +3

      @@mr.brightsai6772 I actually just watched that episode he says it twice during his speech at the wedding

  • @Cowboymanfromdownunder
    @Cowboymanfromdownunder Před 7 lety +287

    I fucking love this show

    • @Cowboymanfromdownunder
      @Cowboymanfromdownunder Před 3 lety

      Hey Leo from 4 years ago!! What a surprise!! Didn't know I'd find you here! Honestly didn't remember making this comment on this video haha anyway.. We're still watching it! We're waiting for season 5! ...as they say in Canada...PEACE OOOOOOT!!

    • @Yunche17
      @Yunche17 Před 3 lety

      @@Cowboymanfromdownunder I think season five comes out around June 20th? Also I can’t believe you’re still alive after 4 years lol. How’s quarantine going for ya?

  • @kunmasaruakoi3955
    @kunmasaruakoi3955 Před 2 lety +6

    2:24 :exist
    Debaby : I took that personally

  • @ShaquilleOatmeal512
    @ShaquilleOatmeal512 Před 4 lety +44

    i loved when rick said "IM THE RICK!" and there was music playing

  • @artes.impias
    @artes.impias Před 7 lety +2431

    Goddamit I want season 3! Gonna have to rewatch the squanching old episodes for the squanchthousandth time!

    • @illpat6361
      @illpat6361 Před 7 lety +167

      jeez, that's gross

    • @QuarkGamingLLC
      @QuarkGamingLLC Před 7 lety +17

      AncientAndroidFromAnotherDimension it really squanches my squanch, but I squanched it over and it's not a big squanching deal, so don't squanch your squanch my friend.

    • @samuelbekele3601
      @samuelbekele3601 Před 7 lety +73

      I squanch my family.

    • @sdagoth3037
      @sdagoth3037 Před 7 lety +31

      The rant at the end of Season 3 episode 1 was epic!

    • @neonflash1364
      @neonflash1364 Před 7 lety +3

      AncientAndroid古安卓 We have it now...
      you probable already know that, lol.

  • @natedawg3765
    @natedawg3765 Před 7 lety +480

    "I don't think it's about logic, Rick, I think the word has just become a symbolic issue for powerful groups that feel like they're doing the right thing" LMAO so true

    • @samir6047
      @samir6047 Před 4 lety +37

      That's retarded

    • @Horzinicla
      @Horzinicla Před 3 lety +6

      @@clangboomsteam how old are you dude?

    • @Horzinicla
      @Horzinicla Před 3 lety +11

      @@clangboomsteam the fact that there's only one like on each one of your comments means you're liking your own comments. You don't have to do that really. Just telling you for future encounters

    • @imperialwolf7872
      @imperialwolf7872 Před 3 lety +9

      Exhibit A: The Democrats

    • @imperialwolf7872
      @imperialwolf7872 Před 3 lety +6

      @@clangboomsteam except I’m not crying, I was sad and disappointed, sure. But then I remembered it wasn’t the end of the fucking world and went to work in the morning. Weird that isn’t it, how you don’t have to riot and loot to express your opinion

  • @yeh6503
    @yeh6503 Před 2 lety +24

    "what people call love, is just a chemical reaction that just compels animals to breed. It hits hard, and then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it, your parents are gonna do it, break the cycle morty."
    Imagine if he's talking about Diane Sanchez
    "It hits hard, then it leaves you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it,"
    .
    .
    .
    That hurts after watching the season 5 finale.

    • @francisrangel906
      @francisrangel906 Před rokem +3

      Seeing how affected Rick C-137 was because of Diane and Beth's death, and how he searched the entire multiverse trying to avenge them, I think he said the "failed marriage" thing just to pretend he was in fact the Rick (Rick prime) from that universe where he settled in; the same universe where Rick prime abandoned Beth and Diane, something a failed marriage would cause. So maybe he just said that to pretend he was in fact the Rick that abandoned his family. Just a guess

  • @David-ip3ij
    @David-ip3ij Před 4 lety +27

    I love it when Rick stares down on Morty cross eyed xD

  • @JonTheBlueWaffle
    @JonTheBlueWaffle Před 7 lety +1946

    They keep hyping the next season. I'm so excited!

    • @smatchimo645
      @smatchimo645 Před 7 lety +51

      the hype is getting real. ive noticed it really ramp up the past month or two.
      also, imo this video could be called 7 funniest rick and morty moments and i wouldnt argue it lol.

    • @braxarchy1017
      @braxarchy1017 Před 7 lety

      Smatchimo

    • @grunt5074
      @grunt5074 Před 7 lety +11

      It's out... in case nobody else told you

    • @itsgone4203
      @itsgone4203 Před 7 lety +8

      William Grant only episode 1

    • @alexlee2581
      @alexlee2581 Před 7 lety +9

      William Grant he made that comment 7 months ago asshat

  • @nom9505
    @nom9505 Před 7 lety +1806

    I absolutely love Rick😂 and am I the only one that loves it when the characters mouth do that droopy thing?😂

    • @TalkAboutaTrapstar
      @TalkAboutaTrapstar Před 7 lety +104

      +vacaneri2122 don't be a creep dude..

    • @Ali-fl5mb
      @Ali-fl5mb Před 7 lety +71

      That face is my favourite. It's hilarious when Rick does it when Morty is ranting at him for Cronenberging the world

    • @nom9505
      @nom9505 Před 7 lety +4

      Fairly Miffed Flanders mine too!!! Idk when they do it it's cute.

    • @vacaneri2122
      @vacaneri2122 Před 7 lety +1

      snap chat?

    • @SynZ777
      @SynZ777 Před 7 lety +34

      It reminds me of Ren and Stimpy, they used to use that sort of face on there too. Also stop being thirsty guys, it's like you've never seen a woman before.

  • @fren2748
    @fren2748 Před 2 lety +13

    Rick: "it's the hardest working liver in the galaxy, morty!"

  • @StevieObieYT
    @StevieObieYT Před rokem +7

    Turn into a car, Morty 🚗
    Nevermind here's a taxi 🚕

  • @TempoName
    @TempoName Před 7 lety +749

    So as they say in Canada, peace oot!

    • @johngallagher72
      @johngallagher72 Před 5 lety +5

      Tempo what are you talking aboot hoser. . That comment is racist. Take off eh! 😉

    • @johngallagher72
      @johngallagher72 Před 5 lety +3

      That's racist eh, we don't actually talk like that eh, ..also we don't say eh all the time eh , ...racist hosers. 😉

    • @gboy3534
      @gboy3534 Před 5 lety +1

      Sorry eh

    • @mrlahey5995
      @mrlahey5995 Před 4 lety

      @@johngallagher72stand down deputy

    • @AColonDashSix
      @AColonDashSix Před 4 lety +1

      Hey relax guy

  • @nikodom8203
    @nikodom8203 Před 7 lety +111

    "So as they say in Canada, PEACE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!"
    Fucking dead.

  • @user7421
    @user7421 Před 4 lety +84

    I pray for Rick and Morty to run longer than SNL

  • @thechickenisnotamused8663
    @thechickenisnotamused8663 Před 3 lety +32

    "You wanted to be safe from the government so you created a stupid government."

  • @LaytonMathieson
    @LaytonMathieson Před 6 lety +115

    "So in conclusion, you're both equally mercurial, overly-sensitive, clingy, hysterical, bird-brained homunculi."
    I'm still working on how to incorporate that into a sentence in real life. I want to wait for a point in time where my friends argue over who is my best friend.

    • @margeywyrick3874
      @margeywyrick3874 Před 4 lety +2

      Layton Mathieson wouldn’t you have to have 2 friends first Heheheh jk jk jk jk I am sure you got friends lol

    • @BioSentient
      @BioSentient Před 4 lety +6

      Based on this comment, I don't think anyone would ever be clamoring to be your best friend.

    • @wanderlingsapling1434
      @wanderlingsapling1434 Před 3 lety +1

      well... that’s not very nice.

    • @LaytonMathieson
      @LaytonMathieson Před 3 lety +1

      @Gaius Wyrden People need to divide between being sarcastic and being serious. Learn to take a joke.

    • @LaytonMathieson
      @LaytonMathieson Před 3 lety +1

      @Gaius Wyrden How do I know? Maybe because I'm the one who made the comment in the first place?

  • @fafaescalante2057
    @fafaescalante2057 Před 6 lety +373

    "Quick Morty you have to turn yourself into a car!"
    *Morty tries to turn himself into a car*
    "Never mind here's a taxi, get it in is fine"
    😂😂😂 best Rick's moment ever

  • @TwistedVisionNWM
    @TwistedVisionNWM Před 4 lety +15

    Rick says Morty in every sentence when he’s talking to him

  • @DownUnderPunk
    @DownUnderPunk Před 4 lety +34

    I actually use the insult “dipass” all the time.

  • @Jarake
    @Jarake Před 7 lety +145

    Break the cycle FOCUS ON SCIENCE!!!

  • @omistertj
    @omistertj Před 7 lety +2279

    Wuuba luuba dub dub

  • @Drewgun01
    @Drewgun01 Před 2 lety +1

    I loved that when he was with the council of ricks he said peace oot at the end.

  • @prashantmallick9584
    @prashantmallick9584 Před 3 lety +8

    3:31 see rick's eye

  • @oraiseno
    @oraiseno Před 7 lety +371

    pls bring season 3 soon i need more content to get more shwifty D:

  • @inuyasha989
    @inuyasha989 Před 7 lety +115

    i cant be the only one here waiting for morty to scream "this is unexceptable!!!" XD

    • @flowerbloom6047
      @flowerbloom6047 Před 7 lety +8

      nightshadow I'm waiting for that too... heheh
      "THIS BULLSHIT IS, IS.... UNACCEPTABLE!!! UNACCEPTABLE!!!

    • @misanthropicisolation4013
      @misanthropicisolation4013 Před 5 lety

      It's spelled unacceptable, dipshit

  • @erickknight1239
    @erickknight1239 Před 2 lety +12

    I never noticed this before but at around 2:05 Rick on the bottom looks up to see what the upper Rick is doing. Further proving that Rick knows that this is a show and he is using that knowledge to save themselves

  • @not.tjayyy
    @not.tjayyy Před 2 lety +6

    1:07 is the best lol

  • @omairbhore
    @omairbhore Před 7 lety +264

    Ah I miss Rick & Morty.... Come on Season 3 lets go!

    • @hexadecimal5236
      @hexadecimal5236 Před 7 lety +63

      Rick and Morty forever and a hundred times!!!

    • @EpicWingmanXIII
      @EpicWingmanXIII Před 7 lety +7

      For a hundred years dot com

    • @stonecat676
      @stonecat676 Před 7 lety +2

      The real question is: can Morty really turn into a car?

    • @jamx_1276
      @jamx_1276 Před 7 lety +11

      Kiley Faun CAN THE POPE'S DICK FIT THROUGH A DONUT?!

    • @amazing0178
      @amazing0178 Před 7 lety +4

      he does after the credits in that episode

  • @jcdenton9764
    @jcdenton9764 Před 7 lety +479

    *#RickandMortyForeverandForever100Years*

    • @embvrry
      @embvrry Před 7 lety +20

      Rick and Morty, runnin' around, Rick and Morty time, all the time forever, adventures.com, all hundred years, every minute rick and morty time, w w w dot hundred years, over and over Rick and Morty adventures, forever and some things, runnin' around, hundred days forever a hundred times

    • @Thoralmir
      @Thoralmir Před 7 lety +12

      It's time like those that remind you that Rick, for all his vast intelligence, is a batshit raving lunatic with an alcohol problem.

    • @horationelson1840
      @horationelson1840 Před 6 lety

      N1GHTPAUL Yeah!

    • @kevinstorey6287
      @kevinstorey6287 Před 6 lety +4

      #sixseasonsandamovie

    • @Hello-eo7zk
      @Hello-eo7zk Před 6 lety

      N1GHTPAUL LoL 😂

  • @Helladamnleet
    @Helladamnleet Před 2 lety +11

    The last rant really drives home how much the show actually has changed.

  • @4ra4ra4ra
    @4ra4ra4ra Před 2 lety +8

    0:24 one of the few times that Rick cares about Morty

  • @harrisonv.5906
    @harrisonv.5906 Před 7 lety +154

    “I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty, because that’s what this is all about Morty - that’s my one-armed man! I’m not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty, that was fake, I’m driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty, that’s my series arc, Morty, if it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget dipping sauce Szechuan sauce, Morty, that’s what’s going to take us all the way to the end, Morty, nine more seasons Morty, nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce, for 97 more years, I want that McNugget sauce, Morty.”

  • @genericusername9551
    @genericusername9551 Před 7 lety +381

    So well written and witty.
    One of the best series I've seen.
    A mix of Simpsons, futurama, back to the future with a touch of South Park crudeness. I love it.

    • @lexilux22
      @lexilux22 Před 4 lety

      The SIX Same! I can’t get enough of this show. ❤️

    • @voxman3464
      @voxman3464 Před 4 lety +2

      Yeah tell that to when they made a character called me poopybutthole

    • @aestheticbitch7908
      @aestheticbitch7908 Před 4 lety

      Hexic it's just like how it works

    • @8i68rother6
      @8i68rother6 Před 3 lety

      @@voxman3464 its part of a commentary furreal

    • @greenderp
      @greenderp Před rokem

      if you have to explain all your jokes then its not funny tho

  • @iancu9602
    @iancu9602 Před 2 lety +3

    "You wont to be safe for the goverment so you become a fucking goverment" one of the best line

  • @CoolGuy-te1pt
    @CoolGuy-te1pt Před 4 lety +35

    “Heads up, rapists”
    -Rick 20xx

  • @YodaSmokes
    @YodaSmokes Před 5 lety +26

    “The differently abled” gets me every time 😂😂

  • @jacksragingbowelduct9342
    @jacksragingbowelduct9342 Před 7 lety +83

    3:10 "heads up, rapists"

  • @HinduSpartan
    @HinduSpartan Před 4 lety +10

    Parents to their kids:
    “What the hell do you two have to be so uncertain about? What brand of zit cream? Which chair to sit in while I do everything?” 😂

  • @oddfreaks6452
    @oddfreaks6452 Před 4 lety +25

    “As they say in Canada: ‘Peace Ooot!’”

  • @DivineBanana
    @DivineBanana Před 7 lety +113

    Rick: Boy, Morty, I really cronenberged the world up, didn't I? We got a whole planet of cronenbergs walking around down there, morty... A-at least they're not in love with you anymore, though. That's a huge step in the right direction.
    Morty: Oh, my god! It's a living nightmare! How could you be so irresponsible, Rick?
    Rick: Me irresponsible?! You all I wanted you to do was hand me a screwdriver, Morty! You're the one who wanted to be wanted me to buckle down and make you up a... roofie-juice serum so you could roofie that poor girl at your school. I mean, g w-w-w-w-w w are you kidding me, Morty? You're gonna try to take the high road on this one? Y-y-y-y-you're a little creep, Morty. Y-you're a you're you're you're just a little creepy... creep person.

    • @DAVE42995
      @DAVE42995 Před 5 lety +7

      But if morty would of handed rick the screwdriver they would of been the reality where they both die.

  • @leahteather6460
    @leahteather6460 Před 7 lety +12

    I absolutely love Rick. His cynical, realistic and nihilistic attitude is perfect and I relate to him so much.

  • @etaidade3983
    @etaidade3983 Před 2 lety +2

    When you relise the "love is just a chemical reaction" rant is foreshadowing for the finite curve

  • @stevanustrionanda6397
    @stevanustrionanda6397 Před 2 lety +16

    It's kinda sad knowing that Rick didn't actually fail on marriage and trying to steer Morty away from marriage so he didn't feel the pain of losing his loved ones.

  • @Sheepy007
    @Sheepy007 Před 7 lety +111

    "As they say in Canada: Peace ooot! "

    • @calibemunchin
      @calibemunchin Před 4 lety +1

      I born there and now I think I should kill myself because I'm Canadian and im 11

    • @sashimi879
      @sashimi879 Před 4 lety

      @@calibemunchin you should

    • @ShimmeringBlossxm
      @ShimmeringBlossxm Před 3 lety

      @@sashimi879 damn man, that's tough

  • @hyusama7469
    @hyusama7469 Před 7 lety +61

    "There's no such thing as god Summer... Better rip that bandage off - you'll thank me later"

    • @samuels.6733
      @samuels.6733 Před 5 lety +2

      Not worth it,id rather live a life believing he exist and follow Him than to risk going to Hell forever,He gave us eternal life

    • @superalvin7208
      @superalvin7208 Před 5 lety +2

      SamuelS. That’s what they want you to do

    • @XXLRebel
      @XXLRebel Před 5 lety +2

      @@samuels.6733 You're not following him, you're following the cultist group named christianity. It's just the accepted religion. Follow almost any other religion and you're classified kookoo. So what makes christianity any different?

    • @donkeykong4983
      @donkeykong4983 Před 4 lety +1

      iTHCyou It’s not like the others

  • @Hyraethian
    @Hyraethian Před 5 měsíci +1

    I love how the scary terry bit has the potential to lead into an add, well played.

  • @Haedox
    @Haedox Před 3 lety +56

    yo ranting to me mom like Rick rn haha :) focus on science

  • @infinitymixtapes9562
    @infinitymixtapes9562 Před 6 lety +10

    1:25 surprised SWJs haven't jumped all over this

    • @BentleyS6336
      @BentleyS6336 Před 2 lety +3

      Because it's explained well by Morty, then proven by Rick. Morty explains, it's not logic, it's feelings. And Rick proves him right by using it as it's commonly used, to say something is stupid. The show literally showed you the answer so people wouldn't have to and you still missed it

    • @infinitymixtapes9562
      @infinitymixtapes9562 Před 2 lety

      @@BentleyS6336 you're assuming people that would even get offended by that word would listen to logic to begin with

  • @guyzan
    @guyzan Před 7 lety +64

    I love proving something mathematicly

    • @UpByYou
      @UpByYou Před 7 lety +38

      This has been a long time coming anyway

  • @pauldavidson8800
    @pauldavidson8800 Před 4 lety +9

    Get my whiteboard this has been a long time coming. 😂😂😂

  • @stormshred
    @stormshred Před 4 lety +4

    The leveled bench one in the episode where they deleted memories was my favorite rant

  • @lesliesavoy7063
    @lesliesavoy7063 Před 7 lety +335

    adult swim

  • @dxtkhajiit3421
    @dxtkhajiit3421 Před 7 lety +19

    If I had a dollar for every time I've heard Rick say "Morty". I would be a fucking hundred-thousandare

  • @hiddentruth1982
    @hiddentruth1982 Před 4 lety +47

    I just noticed at 3:42 if you look on the top shelf there is a jar of eyes. the jar from gravity falls.

  • @potatotatotatotatoes
    @potatotatotatotatoes Před 4 lety

    love that last rant! The beginning of an amazing show

  • @JuanMartinez-xi4uw
    @JuanMartinez-xi4uw Před 7 lety +12

    "In reality you're as dumb as they come" 😂😂😂

  • @NaikoArt
    @NaikoArt Před 7 lety +23

    And that's why I always say, "shum-shum-schlippety-dop!"

    • @embvrry
      @embvrry Před 7 lety +5

      grassssssssss tastes bad

  • @Ironmat98
    @Ironmat98 Před 2 lety +1

    We need an updated version of this

  • @geeker3436
    @geeker3436 Před 2 lety +4

    The first one hits different after season 5 finale