The President Is Facing 17 Investigations
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- čas přidán 16. 12. 2018
- It's not often in U.S. history that a president faces an investigation while in office. Let alone 17.
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"Crimes are not crimes" -Rudy Ghouliani
Also "the truth isn't the truth." - Rudy Ghouliani or another great one from his master "don't believe what your seeing with your eyes." Donald Trump.
Can't argue with that -logic- 👀
Alternative crimes.
According to Rudy, its ok to lie as long as you're not under oath!
Here comes Rudy Ghoul just checking in our very own Hazbin hotel in Hell.
Humor is the best method for confronting and dealing with the insanity of others. When we can laugh at it, we can survive it. Thank you Steven.
He is not under oath? Wow! If that's your only defense, your client is doomed!
It's ridiculous because Trump was sworn in, as in took an oath, to protect the constitution of the U.S. for his entire "Presidency" so the statement by Gooliani is completely false as usual.
@@ingloriousbasterd3067 well, you know that and I know that but not the 36% of the country
Yeah and when your lawyer says “collusion isn’t a crime” like yeah, no one’s EVER gone to jail for committing treason against their own country, treason’s never been a crime! Benedict Arnold?! Never heard of him! Comrade Orange is riding the impeachment train at full blast all the way down to the jail house. His legal defender isn’t even defending him, he’s completely fucked, not just spanked this time.
@@ReallyRyan. Every time Giuliani opens his mouth I am even more flabbergasted that this man ever had any sort of a career involving the law. Spin Doctor maybe, but anything actually legalistic? Nope, I don't see it. Of course, the word collusion isn't used to define a crime, it's far too broad. I don't care if he had just sworn an oath the moment before he opened his mouth or not, as President he's held to the highest of standards... what worries me far more than anything though, is how many people eat this sort of thing up like it's manna from heaven, straight from Jesus' own lips.
mycroft16 in his book A Higher Loyalty, James Comey describes Giuliani in quite unflattering terms..
"Anyone who talks about the crimes I committed should be arrested" said every dictator ever.
I REMEMBER WHEN OBAMA SAID THAT ABOUT FOX NEWS TOO ...
Really dibblydooda? Please, when was it? You claim to remember it, so feel free to post a link to the video. I'm sure we'd all like to see that.oh sorry, I should reply in kind. PLEASE POST A LINK TO THE VIDEO CLIP. WE'D LIKE TO SEE THAT. CAPS LOCK IS FUN!
Having trouble finding the clip, Dibbly?
You probably also think mexicans with work visas don't pay taxes. Rofl. I try so hard not to laugh when a grown ass white guy tells me shit like that. Literally go looking i hand out work visas so they don't have to pay higher wagee and then look thier fan base dead in the eye and go "thise damn mexicans". They eat that shit up like its a buffet. Lmao
A sucker is birn every minute.
FIND ME TRUMPS CLIP FIRST ...
Mr. President you have the right to remain uncharacteristically silent.
Oh, for the love of God. Yes, please.
Does that silence mean no more Tweets at 3AM?
@@louisechacon9836 Well technically he isn't speaking if he tweets.
I suggest you invoke that right Mr President.
Every tweet can and will be used against you in a court of law.
Throw out the trash
Don't even bother to recycle it, burn it.. immediately:)
What are you guys talking about?
Donald Trump You’re in for some steaming horseshit in the next couple of months, buddy
@@roaring20spennies I know you are but what am i
Donald Trump That doesn’t exactly work here, Donny
Did he... did he try to accuse SNL of COLLUSION? It's official, then, he has absolutely no idea what that means.
I think you commented on the wrong video, Me Here.
mdudegamer - He has no idea what anything might mean.
Me Here - You inglish, eet no gud, yes?
Me here, try commenting something that has some sort of relevance to the video.
You keep using that word....I dont think it means what you think.
SNL is not a news service. It's a relief valve for this nightmare!
If I spent as much time Tweeting as Donald Trump does, I would lose my job and my wife would divorce me because I would spend every minute on Twitter.
Sure couldn't keep my job. And I'm not in charge of the codes.
Well i'm better at tweeting than running the country, believe me.
You need that job. Unlike him, he gives jobs. He still got he’s beautiful wife after all that tweeting. I bet he’s good at what he’s doing.
If only divorce was such an easy option for Melania.
@@mayonggak5779 looking good donnie, hey look on the bright side you'll have a lot of free time in medium security federal prison while practicing how to stay out of trouble that you have to tweet so much lying to get out of it! you'll get to spend at least something like 235.00 dollars a month at the commissary, and for sure you'll be able to buy someone's store for you, it'll be double bonus, it's good food, snacks, chapstick stuff like that. bagged mackerel. ramen noodles . stamps are cheap, they'll be "priced" by whoever's running things, more than likely it'll be who's got the tobacco or pot connections market covered, they usually set the economy like a book for 2 bucks cheaper than the federal prices. that way you'll have to have melania pay on the guys account, she isn't going to jail with you, eric and don jr is she? well she'll add a bunch of money to make sure you're protected d trump. you can only have 2 books or 4 on you at any time, but don't sweat is you can get as many as you want just tell em what you been telling us for the last year and half or whatever. first thing when u get there, look up the skinhead boss, they'll care for you, take you under their wing. it's a blast.
All I want is that this man is finally being punished - he never faced the consequences of any of his shady deals and behavior other than paying fines and that is not hurting him enough.
I want to see him go down like an orange Hindenberg. Oh the shadenfreude!!!
Let me guess, Hillary fan? If so, big hypocrite talk
@Jonathan Taylor very Well said
I'm not a Hillary fan. I wish she'd just go away for good.
God, please, please please let this nightmare end and remove Trump from the office.
You know, for someone that kept bothering Obama over small stuff, Trump really hates being questioned.
Trump finally has something bigger than Obama - his investigation collection.
@dn08Hf1xK0q1 Troll.
How many guilty PLEAS? Many have been sentenced, many more in the pipeline. How’s the vodka, comrade?
@dn08Hf1xK0q1 then why do they keep pleading guilty?
@@JJPMustang Neither Putin nor Trump are communists. Please don't insult my people (communists) in this way.
@@djrivington9084 Da comrade! Glorious leader putin is no comunist! putin himself said so! And if putin says so then we know is truth because glorious leader would NEVER lie!
SNL has been poking fun at Presidents since 1975. Democrat or Republican.
Why should they change because 45 can't take a joke?
They shouldn't. Perhaps that's why they're pushing back a bit more.
Because modern Republicans are a bunch of delicate princess snowflakes who are too offended to allow people to have freedom of speech.
@@heatherbleu5370 shouldnt?🤨
@@heatherbleu5370 good luck! I saw ancient clips of johnny carson on youtube and he too,made jokes about presidents/government.
They ALL do it.
Paul T Sjordal Which is really ironic considering that the right always labels the left as delicate snowflakes.
This would be hilarious if I didn't live here.
My favorite part is when Stephen runs in front of the camera. Makes me giggle every time!
Breaking News: The FBI just raided President Trump's personal library. All 3 books were seized. The president is absolutely furious because....
...he hadn't finished coloring them yet
You think he has the discipline to colour stuff in?! Besides, there is no way he could spend that long looking at his tiny hands.
🤣
I’m waiting for Stormy’s book to be published. She and IQ
@@utubby3730 no obviously he colprs outside the lines
YOU SHOULD SOURCE THAT OUT TO CNN ...
Omg! Stephen running back and forth like that....BEST PHYSICAL COMEDY! TOOOO FUNNY!😅
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What does it really matter? Trump has over 3000 lawsuits against him. Criminal suits 17. The only good thing is, we're not killing people in War yet! How much longer are we going to let this happen?
@@garyduncan6589 Actually, thanks to Obama, the US is currently involved in bombing campaigns in at least seven different countries. Trump didn't start it, but he continues it; he is a bad symptom of a worse disease.
Technically, the house hasn't flipped yet, folks. Hold your water. This is a dangerous couple of weeks until the keys get handed over.
@@echomikekilo63 What's most amusing is that when Congress staged government shutdowns, it was by turning off the money tap. Congress runs the money. Trump runs the agencies themselves, not the funding. What's he planning on telling federal employees?
"Yeah, we have the money to pay you for your jobs, but I decided you're all temporarily laid off because I'm a punk. P.S., please don't lynch me, and someone get me a sandwich."
"He's changed his story four of five times."
🤯🤯🤯
"So has the President."
"The President's not under oath."
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I can't even think of a worse response to that. So funny. Kellyanne would have at least pivoted with "No, he has not. He has further explained each time. Every time something is said about someone, you want to turn it on our president..." Giuliani is such a fail.
"Collusion is not a crime" --Rudy Giuliani...
"NBC and SNL should be tested in courts, can't be legal?...Collusion?"" -Donald Trump
I thought collusion wasn't a crime.
It's interesting to watch how he accuses others of what he exactly is doing and thinking. How sad to watch malignant narcissism in action.
Mardan P. Yes someone has mentioned that, its classic projection
Once a crook always a crook. Rich crooks are the worst.
Honest Business
They steal because they THINK they’re hungry.
Not cook.. crook. 😃 Go eat, you are hungry.
Just gotta get a few more million anyway possible.
"The ship is leaving the sinking rat"
Thank you Stephen, this is gold.😂🤣🤙✌
Tremendous, bigly investigations!
You are speaking my language
Found the anti-Trump libtard
I'm just bored leave me alone
Only the Bestest.
Sheepy2055
Found the high-intellect Trumpster.
I love how Stephen gives analogies for everything.
Stephen is the best at attacking trump😂😂😂😂😂😂
I actually like when jimmy Fallon attacks him,it's hilarious. But your right. Stephen is the best.
LOL List: 1. Lies are only bad if you tell them under oath. 2. It's illegal for the police to get a warrant and search your home/office. 3. The good guys never report crimes to the police. 4. Comedians have to get permission from a judge to tell jokes.
Plea bargaining is going to be illegal, entry into the US will be limited to hot women. Robin Lillian
That's what people voted for.
hahaaaa lying under oath?! Bret Kavanagh💁🏽♀️
Robin, number 2 is called a break in for this administration.
it's INSANE , immoral , ... & unbelievable that There ARE STILL About 33 % Americans SUPPORTING & BELIEVING Trump 😵😈😡👿😠😱
"I think I've run more tonight pretending to be Drumpf then Drumpf has run his entire life." Lol😅
2:18
Donnie's totally forked, though.
When he said "17 investigations", I thought he got busted pulling a Roy Moore at the Miss Teen Universe pageant.
New Message
It gives me the warm fuzzies.
This being the bad place would explain a lot.
Leaking is not a crime? Someone tell Snowden.
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING! XD
@monokhem PERFECT 👍🏿👍🏼👍🏾👍🏻👍🏽👍👀👌
Russia still wants him.
Why is it so goddamn funny when he runs around the stage like that??
I don't know but it is!!!!
What other way of running around the stage could be funnier?
Jeez he is so scared that he wants to take a comedy show to court lmao
part of the putin playbook I suppose
makesmefeellikeatalltree ya, distraction distraction distraction.
Look over their at the court jesters.
We have to give Steven an award after all this horrible things have stopped; for keeping us laughing, through the pain. Thanks my brother.
How small and pitiful 🤣
Amen!
Nobel peace prize. Honestly this kind of stuff prevents civil war lol
@jenifer cronin Is that a joke?
Colbert delivers the material so well....
"Truth is not the truth!"
Ghouliani
"Over my dead body." Rudy is such a tease!
Over his dead body, and who else's? THAT's what's got me worried! How many young idiots and 9-to-5 bureaucrats are gonna get dragged into the grave over this Untergang.
Rudy is being paid for being a clown.
That's funny. He already looks like a zombie.
Well given all the stupidity falling on his shoulders (including his own). Given his age, might not be far off in the future.
He's dead inside, does that count?
"Big beautiful investigations"...
_The size of the investigation doesn't matter, the amount of sentencing time does_
LOCK HIM UP!!!
Watching you Stephen is therapeutic. Thank you!
4:25 The term "rat" was created by criminals who were talking about other criminals who snitched...
So basically Trump just admitted Cohen's statements are accurate. Nice.
I think we all know how he picked it up.
that's what Stephen said..so you repeated it again, why, exactly'?
CAN YOU TELL ME THE HISTORY OF THE WORD "ASSHOLE" IM WRITING A THESIS FOR MY DOCTORATE ...
I swear someone said “Next minute Giuliani will say crimes aren’t actually crimes.” Months ago in the comments.
😱😂
To be fair, any stupid statement has a high % likelihood of Trump's goons uttering it at some point.
Republicans like to twist definitions. Like a few years ago when there was debate about "legitimate rape" vs.....IDK, 'fake news rape'?? I can't even wrap my mind around the stupidity...
@Kelli Barnhouse Christian values
Anytime Colbert runs offscreen and then across screen closeup is hilarious.
I want an SNL sketch about SNL sketches being presented in court. MAKE IT HAPPEN!
Where are all u rumps today??
Trump has lost what little mind he had left. On another note. How is Rudy still a lawyer? He does not meet the minimum required professionalism to keep from being disbarred.
Because he's famous? There really is no other explanation...
He also becomes a cyber security analyst for the current administration. An expert who does not know how the internet works.
Wonder how he's taking the required classes. Or who's taking the test for him.
I love it when stephen runs off camera
Without a doubt in my mind, Giuliani does meth. Trust me. We can spot our own.
You left out with TP
He does look like Count Nosferatu on a rock habit. Should've stuck to the blood sucking...
Neutron Pixie hahaha
lol
I am Australian, and I have to admit that our own political situation is a bit of a joke at the moment. However, compared to the never-ending multi-car pileup that is Trump, we are looking good.
How could you do this to yourselves America? The man is not only delusional, he is a megalomaniac!
And will someone cancel his twitter account before he starts another war.
Gary Lawless exactly my sentiments
And now we've got fucking copycat Clive Palmer trying to "make Australia great" Jesus Christ, he could at least be original.
@@obliviousotterI Man I'm sick of dollar store trump texting me his dumb shit
Trust us that aren't his supporters, we're so freaking tired of this clown show.
memory loss, mental decline, confusion in the evening hours, disorientation, inability to speak or understand language, making things up, mental confusion, or inability to recognize common things, irritability, personality changes, restlessness, lack of restraint, or wandering and getting lost, jumbled speech, or sleep disorder. Who do these describe?
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These are symptoms of dementia. You do the math.
Or Adderall abuse.
He's been this way since the 80's. Can't have dementia for over 30 years
He's been evil his whole life. I'll believe he's mentally unstable because you have to be to act that evil your whole life but let's call it like it is. The man is a lying sack of demons.
@@pookiehoney The good to come out of this national horror show is the awareness of voting in all elections, what rhetorical errors we make (whataboutism, etc), the manifestation of dangerous narcissistic personality disorder, the depths of unexamined loyalty, and the possibilities of our institutions to withstand it all. And lasting art of classic comedy. Good movies, books, and more comedy to come.
Maybe this will FINALLY wake ppl up to the fact that there's no excuse especially in this day and age of technology, not to do some background research on the candidates before you decide to vote for the person who is going to occupy the highest office in the country!
17... That we know of!
it's the QUALITY of the investigations that counts, not the quantity... it's only going to take one investigation seen through to the finish to get rid of him... I'd be honored if some fans of 80s/90s classics would take a listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performances of PURPLE RAIN by Prince and PRAYING FOR TIME by George Michael on my channel in tribute to 2 of the greatest vocalist-songwriters in music history. Live acoustic with no autotune. Thanks and peace.
17 per family member😀
Dude Colbert is the best 🤣🤣🤣
Hard to believe people still support Trump.
Hard to believe people EVER supported Trump! 🤯😱😤😰🤬
+Karina Holst Hebsgaard you are correct
There's lots of idiots out there...
All the alternative facts finally catching up on them
Santa Mueller is leaving 17 extra gifts this year! 🙌🏻🎄🎅🏻
Tre45on
EllatheYordle 😂😂😄😄😄😄😅
EllatheYordle
I hope he will bring special stocking stuffers for our GOP friends on Capitol Hill.
🙏
I have never seen anyone so afraid of a witch hunt, and it's findings, other than a witch anyway!
Umm, no. Try Salem Witch Trials.
@@Gymnopediea That's not the point.
Crooked Trump is facing at least 17 investigations and a possible whack job by Putin! -- if he failed to get the job done for the Russians!
@@Gymnopediea BUT . . . this "witch hunt" has already caught a number of proven "witches". . . . .
Salem's ?
Not so much.
@@alexanderlenox4329 The point is not to use his same style of absurd inaccurate comments, Alexander.
This is why I love The Late night show on CBS. 🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖
6:30 That is what dictators do: criminalize dissent.
by calling them nazis and accusing them of undermining the rule of law.
I wouldn't call comrade Trumpski a nutzi. More like a snowflake.
@@Artman1 Me thinks he's a nazi. You're a nazi if you wouldn't call him a nazi.
@@Lerian_V That has to be the stupidest comment I've ever seen.
@@fireboogaloo6871 (awwwkwarrrd)
Build a wall? I'll let Trump build 4, add a door... Or not >__>... Then add a ceiling and a floor. A lovely 10 x 10 ft room with his happy walls.
once he does go to prison it will still have more luxuries then we could ever wish for in our normal lives
Tell him that it's a wall around the whole world, containing all the immigrants, everybody, and he is the only one on the "outside".
And he can decorate the walls with 5X7's of Hillary. And Obama 😂
Does that come with a toilet?
"Micheal Cohen has changed his story 4 or 5 times."
"So has the President"
"The President isn't under oath"
Sometimes integrity is actually tangible, evidently.
i love that John played the melody of SPEAK NO EVIL twice during this monologue!
SNL guilty of parody in the first degree.
@NonyaBusiness! I mean he defended the murder of that journalist so why the hell not
#LockThemUm LOL
* Satire
@NonyaBusiness! Yes, USA has gone from the "exceptional country" to the "there are other countries where it's worse country".
The series finale of the Trump administration coming 2019, stay tuned.
A part of me almost doesn't want it to end, it's like a movie that's so bad it's hilarious. But yeah, it's time to pull the plug. This Trump guy was horribly miscast as a president. Totally doesn't fit the role. I heard Hillary Clinton also auditioned for the part, wonder how that would've turned out.
Trump could face 400 investigations and have every single member of his administration arrested. Really doesn't change anything until Trump himself is marched out of the White House in handcuffs. Christians are hateful people and will continue to support Trump as long as he preaches hate against minorities and the LGBT community.
Wouldn't that be awesome ? Thus series needed canceled Nov. 2016.
If Trump shows his tax return (if everything good with them) he will win in 2020. Just like Obama when he showed his birth certificate he won the next election.
But then Mike Pence takes over...
And after all those cheeseburgers the walls don't have very far to go LOL! 😂😂😂
In just two years America has fallen so far
that mobster jesus picture needs to be a meme like yesterday
Eduardo Villagomez “sleep with the loaves and fishes” lol
*MAH!*
This may be sacrilegious, but damn, Jesus was sexy in that Fedora! But then again I've always had a thing for men in fedoras. 😂
Remember when Trump reblogged a Mussolini quote?
(Raises hand) People like to make the obvious comparison but I think Mussolini fits better. He was recorded as being much less skilled of an orator and more self-aggrandizing.
I laugh so hard when he runs in front of the camera
"The valet just stole my car, ... after I gave him my keys. Get him, get him!!" Hahaha.
3:54 Now that's not right at all...Donny would never play with his kids.
Big beautiful investigations
The bigger the better;)
yes that’s what he said
Nobody realizes how big and beautiful these negotiations are.
Ivanka type beautiful.
Small inauguration ,big investigations,small minded tweets ,big legal troubles,small loan of $1m but big scams...oops ,i see a pattern here.
If it weren't for Stephen, Trevor, and Seth, I don't know what I'd do to cope.
Just got back from looking up "David S. Pumpkins"...
'seperated' i will never forget Marine CORE
As much as I think Trump should be removed from office at least, sent to jail at best, I still have to wonder how his youngest kid Baron is doing during all this. I feel so sorry for that kid. I hope someone steps in to stop him from trying to win Daddy's love like his older siblings do and help him get through all this.
Wow i damn near forgot he had a younger child
Consider him lost. Look at the mother...
@@margap9622
We don't know that...she could be a loving mother to him. They could be very close.
I know...I think about him a lot too. Poor Barron. I really do wish him better. There's no way this mess won't scar him for life.
He's so young, too. For children, their parents are their whole world. It hurts to see the people you love attacked. He probably feels like a pariah, seeing all this hate directed at his family. Even if it's justified, who else has he got?
If Trump seeks asylum in Russia, Putin is going to lock Barron up in a cage.
*At **4:58** when he runs out of shot that kills me. Every time Stephen Colbert runs/walks out of frame is always so iconic.*
David S. Pumpkin. I watched that skit over and over again, and I could not stop. Damned you Colbert!
David S. Pumpkins would be the most reasonable and qualified part of this administration. By far.
James Zetterman I was going to write “David S Pumpkins for President!”
Remember when we could say “such and such for President” without it being a legitimate alternative?
I'm enjoying every second of this pathetic breakdown...
And there's a lot to enjoy, because it's taking fucking forever.
I am watching from Holland and I also am enjoying every second! I have just returned from Ireland after celebrating our 50th wedding anniversary and I have hours and hours of CNN recordings to catch up on. I watch Anderson Cooper, Chris Cuomo, and Don Lemon then New Day and Stephen Colbert! I'm exhausted just trying to keep up with everything! The world is with you America!😊
Yet another brilliant monologue from Colbert!
Gangster Jesus?
I LOVE it :)
Wow, I can't wait to see what SNL has to say about Trump this weekend. Should be great.
Unfortunately they wont have a new one for a few weeks :(
Actually, I kinda want to see David S. Pumpkins replace Sarah Sanders now. He could start every press session with "any questions?" , and his dancing skeleton dudes could provide distractions to any serious questions, so at least he wouldn't have to lie and spin all the time, like Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Press conferences wouldn't be informative, but they would be entertaining.
I love Stephen's Trump voice so much....
👩🎤My favorite part is when he reads Trumps tweets and says every single "dot dot dot."🤗
@@christinepierce7560 hahhaaa😃. Dot dot dot...
I need to remember this exchange...
RJ: "[Michael Cohen] has changed his story 4 or 5 times."
GP: "So has the president."
RJ: "President is not under oath."
"Witch hunt...Witch Hunt...Russian Witch Hunt Hoax! Don Jr, you're it!" Lol!🤣😅
MLG HELP
[Russian]
@@maryrosekent8223 oops, thanks...i corrected it. I was laughing so hard i typed it wrong. Lol
Haha
One of them is hiding up here in Canada somewhere...I'll gladly go find him and boot him back over, if anybody wants.
@@JSkyGemini Lol😅
What's the difference between Trump and a flying pig?
The letter 'F'
Dude, why you gotta insult pigs like that? Shame on you.
Classic.
Pigs are actually known to be quite intelligent
@@NobleVagabond2552 Actually you are correct. We need to come up with a different creature. Pigs are pretty darned smart.
What difference?
...Oh God, Steve you just had me think up the phrase "Judge Judas".
Why is this not already a TV show?
Methrael. I would definitely watch🤣!
I will smoke my first cigar and drink my first champagne when trump finally gets what's coming to him- shiny new silver bracelets X)
He won’t be arrested. The very most that could happen might be Donald Trump Jr. being arrested.
#MUELLER 😂😂😂
Trump is unknowingly writing the script for the late night shows. And he's good!
Shhhh dont tell Trump they arent paying him xD Trump would sue them otherwise
*Nitin Dubey*
This is quite possibly the *best* comment I've seen on any Colbert Show segment ever! I tip my hat to you ...
He provides great material.😄
@@tankgirlspetdragon9225 Late night will become boring as hell when Trump is done at the White House. XD
@@allenl9214 so true.
✌💖🤘
Man is like watching the Titanic on real life and everyone saying is going to crash but the captain saying nah' it's fine.
All that in slow-mo of course
When they make a movie out of this, Trump should play himself. He does the best Donald impression.
Russia has fine film-makers, it can be called “Whore and Peace.”
"Let's schedule the interview for tomorrow then." 🤣🤣🤣
Who needs to watch the news about the President when you got the best funny guy on Late Night, Stephen Colbert to tell you all about him with his funny jokes.
Hell yeah 😃
SourIsaac Yep 😀
Emily Eldridge Spoonful of Colbert makes the news bearable-better to laugh than cry.
Ms. Q True
Colbert makes this insanity bearable!
Props to the art department, Jesus was ROCKIN' that fedora.
yea. and the style looked like seventh day adventist handouts style.haha
Jesus is always sexy, it's a bit counterproductive when you're really trying to get some Jesus in your life. 🤷♀️🤦♀️🤣 If they ever make a Jesus movie with Tom Payne I'm in trouble..
Fantastic bit! You are on fire!
Now I miss David S. Pumpkins...
I thought he liked getting tons of media coverage. All news is good news, right? That's how he seemed to run his campaign
He really did though and it works which is even more sad
Impeachment monologue...COMING SOON BABY!!!!! Wooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
But then we would get pence as president ;-;.... Who's a "yes man"
@@Chinchin40274 i think he's too tainted by Trump. Plus I'm Kenyan..I have no horse in this race..just fun watching America struggling with an immoral & non ethical leader.
Pence is more than capable of free thinking. It's just that his freely-thought ideas are just as problematic. Even worse, they are far more disciplined and polished.
@@Cyrribrae you may have a point...but the Trump virus spreads far and wide. I don't think the republicans will even have Pence on the ballot come 2020 (if Trump gets impeached) so they can restructure
@@Cyrribrae If they told Pence he is the pres...he'd sit there dead like he did the other day!! Send in a Bunch of Women Reps, he'll pee his pants then freeze in it!!
3:41 haha, for the music nerds out there. Jon Batiste quotes the melody from jazz tune "Witch Hunt" by Wayne Shorter. Nice timing! LOL
Oh, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, rudy. Should have stuck to being a prosecutor.