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  • čas přidán 13. 12. 2019
  • A bachelorette (Scarlett Johansson) and some eligible bachelors (Beck Bennett, Alex Moffat, Kyle Mooney) participate in a dating show created by the algorithm that makes Hallmark holiday movies.
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  • @ajm8888
    @ajm8888 Před 4 lety +7335

    “I live in stock footage New York with the Twin Towers.”

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Před 4 lety +64

      So, from 1971 to September 10th 2001?

    • @ajm8888
      @ajm8888 Před 4 lety +118

      Canais Young Probably Late 1990s to 2000 for the stock footage.
      Filmed in Canada.

    • @o-_-ojb
      @o-_-ojb Před 4 lety +7

      I noticed my reaction. A little cringe. Not bashing the skit, if I was I’d also call out “Stay straight out there”, but too soon? Do I need to find my peace and let it go?

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 Před 4 lety +5

      Yeah, I hard her say that. So why do I need to read it?

    • @johnnyboy2364
      @johnnyboy2364 Před 4 lety +30

      That was a good line and the audience totally ignored it

  • @emilys.1385
    @emilys.1385 Před 4 lety +14680

    The true mystery of Christmas is how the girl in every hallmark movie manages to fit seven different coats into the one carry on we see her leave the airport with.

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 Před 4 lety +630

      And pumps that match each one but are somehow more rugged and suited to walking icy sidewalks than boots.

    • @sarahparis8691
      @sarahparis8691 Před 4 lety +241

      And so, so many pantsuits.

    • @JohnRochaSays
      @JohnRochaSays Před 4 lety +176

      This is the greatest comment I have ever read about these movies.

    • @melvina628
      @melvina628 Před 4 lety +72

      She stops by all the Goodwill shops in town.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 4 lety +232

      Every Hallmark Heroine gets issued a hypergeometric carry-on. Much like a TARDIS, it’s bigger on the inside. Santa uses the same technology to pack his sleigh.

  • @suspirodelmoro1430
    @suspirodelmoro1430 Před 4 lety +4455

    “Prince Simon of Caucasia”

  • @savannahcotton8414
    @savannahcotton8414 Před 4 lety +3850

    "A single dry kiss".
    The ending of every Hallmark movie.

    • @MsTimelady71
      @MsTimelady71 Před 4 lety +92

      You forgot the marriage after a month at the end!

    • @catherineleary9831
      @catherineleary9831 Před 4 lety +57

      @@MsTimelady71 Yes! And then she's blissfully knocked up by the next Christmas 🎄

    • @MsTimelady71
      @MsTimelady71 Před 4 lety +47

      @@catherineleary9831 They also forgot the gay best friend who never gets his own love story.

    • @mchamber366
      @mchamber366 Před 2 lety

      @@MsTimelady71 yeah Netflix just fixed that this year with single all the way now they have to feel bad about being single too lol

    • @magnolia8626
      @magnolia8626 Před 2 lety

      Keepin it G-rated!

  • @joannakathleenn
    @joannakathleenn Před 4 lety +6992

    The true reason for Christmas is husband.

  • @saintazepam
    @saintazepam Před 4 lety +6967

    The one black person in town is too accurate. "Leave me alone, I don't have a backstory"

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 Před 4 lety +20

      Hahahahahaha Haaaaaaaaaa 😂

    • @edwardwood6532
      @edwardwood6532 Před 4 lety +99

      I was expecting the black friend to be more of a corporate board member from the Business Factory.

    • @Cactuscupholder
      @Cactuscupholder Před 4 lety +14

      Why is everyone surprised when there are fewer black people than white people in fucking Europe?

    • @Yolie-jk7ng
      @Yolie-jk7ng Před 4 lety +172

      @@Cactuscupholder Because Hallmark movies are set in US cities where there are plenty of Black Americans.

    • @Cactuscupholder
      @Cactuscupholder Před 4 lety +21

      @@Yolie-jk7ng Actually I think you'll find the movie they were parodying was supposedly set in 'Europe'. It's called 'Caucasia', love.

  • @HunterLivingston
    @HunterLivingston Před 4 lety +4866

    they forgot another contestant - single dad who's the ceo of a large company

    • @keetopuffs
      @keetopuffs Před 4 lety +56

      I love that movie!!

    • @jaycue7641
      @jaycue7641 Před 4 lety +248

      And don't forget the guy that runs an alternative school for less fortunate inner city kids. He's got a great rapport with all the kids especially his one son who is really good with computers. He's way different than any of the men she's used to. He doesn't wear fancy suits! He only wear jeans and flannel shirts because his school is out at his family farm where the kids learn about animals! And he's not worried about money because the kid's families cant pay with any real money. Only cassarole. But it's okay because he got the farm and a large inheritance from his Dad. He had a wife who died of a very rare illness that isn't really went into much detail about.

    • @mateo7188
      @mateo7188 Před 4 lety +43

      she must've EXPLODED too

    • @donnakaye2015
      @donnakaye2015 Před 4 lety +47

      @@jaycue7641 You should be writing scripts for Hallmark Movies. You are spot on.

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 Před 4 lety +21

      But works in a small town.

  • @kaylasheppard7746
    @kaylasheppard7746 Před 4 lety +3938

    This was perfect, except her "dream" job needed to be either a bakery owner, a florist, or a bookshop owner

    • @AnitaClue
      @AnitaClue Před 4 lety +176

      Dollhouse wallpaper designer or dog wedding planner.

    • @kaylasheppard7746
      @kaylasheppard7746 Před 4 lety +17

      @@AnitaClue 😂😂🤣

    • @angeltheone350
      @angeltheone350 Před 4 lety +203

      A bookshop owner who is fighting to keep the bookshop her grandmother left her, open. While at the same time raising her niece left to her because her sister died when she exploded.

    • @AnitaClue
      @AnitaClue Před 4 lety +73

      @@angeltheone350 and the homeless kittens they saved from the fighting pits.

    • @kaylasheppard7746
      @kaylasheppard7746 Před 4 lety +8

      @@angeltheone350 yess!!

  • @saras7784
    @saras7784 Před 4 lety +8901

    “Christmas is canceled and the killer goes free” the chaotic energy in this sketch is REAL

    • @dalyand5944
      @dalyand5944 Před 4 lety +29

      Sara S this comment made me laugh so hard.

    • @kgs42
      @kgs42 Před 4 lety +30

      Yes .... good sketch. It looks like SNL is improving.

    • @moonbeam4016
      @moonbeam4016 Před 4 lety +51

      Sara S don’t forget the reminder to stay straight. pure chaos

    • @21700r
      @21700r Před 4 lety +15

      I was so damn confused, and I loved it

    • @priscilaassis5704
      @priscilaassis5704 Před 4 lety +28

      It’s the kind of confusion you can only get by a low budget movie thrown together in two weeks

  • @chrisclark784
    @chrisclark784 Před 4 lety +4973

    What has 16 writers, 8 actors, and one plot? 693 Hallmark movies!

  • @annieapple8974
    @annieapple8974 Před 3 lety +1095

    “He answers work calls which makes him the villain”
    I can’t it’s too accurate-

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 Před rokem +9

      No, he answered them on _Christmas_ specifically. Therefore, he's Satan.

    • @albertgaspar627
      @albertgaspar627 Před rokem +3

      "I want him to pay for our vacations, but you know, not let that need get in the way..."

  • @UmmYeahOk
    @UmmYeahOk Před 4 lety +819

    I have never seen a single Hallmark Christmas movie, but for some reason, this sketch makes me feel like I’ve seen all of them.

    • @thegrimmretails3777
      @thegrimmretails3777 Před 2 lety +23

      My husband watches them all and I can safely, you are correct. Actually, the only difference between Hallmark Christmas movies and LMN Christmas movies is the murder.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Před 2 lety +7

      See also: the fake commercial that got cut from the season 43 James Franco episode where he plays Canadian handsome actor Chris Bearstick.

    • @propogandalf
      @propogandalf Před 2 lety +2

      @@thegrimmretails3777 Unless your husband is Drew Gooden I'm so confused by this.

    • @magnolia8626
      @magnolia8626 Před 2 lety +11

      You have, my friend, you have.

    • @photofreak56
      @photofreak56 Před rokem +1

      you have... I had to watch them with a cousin once when I was 6. it was... look it made the storylines on pbs kids shows look like high art.

  • @nikkid2105
    @nikkid2105 Před 4 lety +2055

    ".... so you know, vague Europe?"

    • @DSAK55
      @DSAK55 Před 4 lety +7

      So UK

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 4 lety +30

      Well, it has some history. War criminals are tried at the Vague.

    • @vanefreja86
      @vanefreja86 Před 4 lety +5

      @@Chunkboi Saw what you did there :)

    • @suzawilo
      @suzawilo Před 4 lety +4

      @@Chunkboi Excellent 😊

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 Před 4 lety

      Another quote from the skit.

  • @tahiriperera2139
    @tahiriperera2139 Před 4 lety +4257

    So she married the one black friend then?He said his name was Christmas lol

    • @rmb6037
      @rmb6037 Před 4 lety +179

      I thought that was where it was going too

    • @kathrynwolfe9020
      @kathrynwolfe9020 Před 4 lety +5

      😉

    • @kokolatte825
      @kokolatte825 Před 4 lety +36

      @Walter K Bauer that would've been funnier than this dry sketch.

    • @CC-oo8mo
      @CC-oo8mo Před 4 lety +2

      @@SuperAdam2468 send her the link to the video

    • @arielsteinsaltz1956
      @arielsteinsaltz1956 Před 4 lety +24

      That would have been a solid twist. Not very Hallmark-y though.

  • @Knightmessenger
    @Knightmessenger Před 4 lety +473

    My mom watches a lot of these so when I showed this to her, she said "I remember the one with the snowglobe."
    Apparently that happened in an actual hallmark movie.

    • @Knightmessenger
      @Knightmessenger Před 3 lety +2

      @Patronus88 i don't know, i never watched them.

    • @bac-up6758
      @bac-up6758 Před 2 lety +6

      crap. now I have to look that up now. look, I wouldn't have come on this thread if I'd known it would involve actual work. lol XD

    • @mcmc77658
      @mcmc77658 Před 2 lety +1

      must see TV 📺!!! ☃️❄

    • @ella17734
      @ella17734 Před 2 lety +2

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @neghiethervil5606
    @neghiethervil5606 Před 4 lety +553

    Most husbands worry about getting caught watching porn. I've caught my husband watching the Hallmark channel twice this month and it's been really awkward for the both of us.

    • @lucyimhome4997
      @lucyimhome4997 Před 4 lety +33

      😂

    • @lucyimhome4997
      @lucyimhome4997 Před 4 lety +17

      Still as funny as it was 2 months ago

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 Před 2 lety +12

      @Tanisha Lee Jones Because it's not even good enough for get your mind off of anything. Lol you can say every line before they do. Ha

    • @JenniferoftheSea
      @JenniferoftheSea Před 2 lety +6

      Too funny. It's also a favorite of my big, tough father in law. 😆🤦🏼‍♀️🎄

    • @gaylewieneke7084
      @gaylewieneke7084 Před 2 lety +2

      Try to wean him off by showing him Lifetime Movies.

  • @15thCrypt
    @15thCrypt Před 4 lety +3467

    I feel like we need to hear more about that killer going free

    • @AnitaClue
      @AnitaClue Před 4 lety +54

      I think it's tied into that article she's supposed to write. Somehow proving that Santa doesn't exist is key to making sure the killer will face justice. And that makes me feel bad for Nick St. Claus.

    • @nathanc6204
      @nathanc6204 Před 4 lety +8

      It's probably referencing the Kentucky governor who pardoned convicted killers last week as political favors.

    • @AnitaClue
      @AnitaClue Před 4 lety +17

      @@nathanc6204 I doubt they were going for anything that deep on a Hallmark sketch.

    • @TK-ij2xi
      @TK-ij2xi Před 4 lety +12

      That's Hallmark for you, you think "oooh excitement" but then they never deliver the excitement...

    • @ciankeane6485
      @ciankeane6485 Před 4 lety +5

      that old 70s movie black christmas its actually pretty chilling

  • @jayyyzeee6409
    @jayyyzeee6409 Před 4 lety +2299

    "...for things that are actually good, like Christmas, and man."

  • @drmitofit2673
    @drmitofit2673 Před 4 lety +631

    Hallmark movie synopsis: a young female executive is trapped in a small town during the holidays, thrown together with a local single guy, as they save a local business from corporate takeover. They grow closer until a misunderstanding tears them apart 15 minutes from the end of the movie. But due to a hidden talent and a little ingenuity, they get back together. They kiss once.....roll credits.

  • @belle6631
    @belle6631 Před 3 lety +163

    ‘Christmas just hasn’t been the same since your mother exploded’ ...that one hit deep, real deep. Pouring one out for all those out there with detonated moms.

  • @a.brunnermeier5310
    @a.brunnermeier5310 Před 4 lety +3857

    Lol I’m crying over how they referenced A Christmas Prince

    • @jasonbetty7095
      @jasonbetty7095 Před 4 lety +137

      They referenced every Hallmark Christmas movie

    • @JuiceMyRandomness
      @JuiceMyRandomness Před 4 lety +5

      A. Brunnermeier I love all 3 films!

    • @auricacebotari3177
      @auricacebotari3177 Před 4 lety +3

      @@PhoenixAngelRVS b. hhj mmmmbbxxfb
      mnbbb .
      . bvffdddzz
      ghhh

    • @okkcomputer
      @okkcomputer Před 4 lety +1

      you were not crying

    • @louises9762
      @louises9762 Před 4 lety +69

      Not only a christmas prince, there's also some goofy movie where the girl falls in love with a ghost haunting a property she has to sell, around Christmas. What? No, I never watched that....

  • @Raesplendent
    @Raesplendent Před 4 lety +4114

    oh no, you only have very gay friends in _Lifetime_ christmas movies, even light implication is a bit progressive for Hallmark

    • @sws212
      @sws212 Před 4 lety +427

      Eh, gay people are fine for Hallmark as long as they used as gay props to give the main girl a male confidant without confusing the audience into thinking he might be a love interest.

    • @jessicad4364
      @jessicad4364 Před 4 lety +180

      Beyondfate132 right and no lesbians

    • @troyevitt2437
      @troyevitt2437 Před 4 lety +64

      Hallmark is "Christian Light"...all the secular shows that don't bother the extreme Bible-is-really-word-of-God types. Which is basically Lifetime-style women's movies, marathons of Little House on the Prairie and Davy and Goliath.

    • @perezsykes3803
      @perezsykes3803 Před 4 lety +36

      Beyondfate132 Yea, no gay people aren’t ok with what Hallmark pulled this week.

    • @honi1bun
      @honi1bun Před 4 lety +51

      The only gay is the "love interest" . A lot of the guys who play Mr. Right are gay in real life. 😂😆 I've always loved the irony.

  • @ws8079
    @ws8079 Před 4 lety +289

    Nailed it! 2 minutes in and you know every plot twist and exactly how it ends-- she leaves The Big City and the big job to marry the guy that owns the ( hardware store, tree farm or small diner)and live in the exquisitely decorated giant house he owns that he could never afford in real life!

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 Před 2 lety +13

      Or gigantic ski lodge, where hot developer has $$$ to save lodge from evil RE people (who generally ARE evil, so...)

    • @photofreak56
      @photofreak56 Před rokem +6

      I also love that at her job as a lawyer they don't give her time for the holidays even though every fucking law office closes during the week of christmas. How do I know this? I'm irish there are 5 lawyers on just my dad's side

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 Před 3 lety +172

    Remember kids:
    “The true meaning of Christmas is husband”

  • @aydonclikeman7258
    @aydonclikeman7258 Před 4 lety +2496

    Caucasia is just the midwest

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Před 4 lety +72

      Well, there's also the Caucasus mountains in Russia and central Asia, but accuracy would kill the joke.

    • @snobbypolitics7792
      @snobbypolitics7792 Před 4 lety +5

      LMFAO!!!

    • @Pyreleaf
      @Pyreleaf Před 4 lety +2

      Aydon Clikeman hey, come on, we've got a lot of Hmong living here.

    • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
      @manuginobilisbaldspot424 Před 4 lety +24

      @@canaisyoung3601 Caucasus isn't Caucasia just like Atlanta isnt in the European country of Georgia.

    • @lyricsland9264
      @lyricsland9264 Před 4 lety +7

      Aydon Clikeman Ammm....No we are NOT!

  • @ReeseKlemm
    @ReeseKlemm Před 4 lety +1860

    Really coming for A Christmas Prince with this one.

    • @emmajones1120
      @emmajones1120 Před 4 lety +73

      And The Princess Switch...

    • @obamna666
      @obamna666 Před 4 lety +75

      And A Christmas Prince 2. And A Christmas Prince 3.

    • @JWex-jy7sk
      @JWex-jy7sk Před 4 lety +50

      And eventually A Christmas Prince 4, and 5, and 6

    • @ameliajames1463
      @ameliajames1463 Před 4 lety +36

      Prince Simon looks so much like Simon from the Christmas prince movies

    • @Surv1ve_Thrive
      @Surv1ve_Thrive Před 4 lety +4

      Perhaps not Andrew this year?

  • @abyschaaf6985
    @abyschaaf6985 Před 4 lety +220

    The only thing that could have made this better is if all three boyfriends were played by the same guy

    • @autinjones7194
      @autinjones7194 Před 3 lety +3

      Yes.... But the effects budget probably wasn't high enough to have him stand next to himself.

    • @Miranda-vj8yy
      @Miranda-vj8yy Před 3 lety +3

      Thats literally what Netflix has done with Vanessa Hudgens Christmas movie, she plays 3 different main characters

    • @Ceares
      @Ceares Před 3 lety +1

      @@Miranda-vj8yy yeah but that's the point, so they can be mistaken for each other -- as opposed to the comments reference which is that Hallmark uses the same actors over and over again in their movies. Though VH does also star in The Knight Before Christmas, so Netflix is getting there.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Před 3 lety +1

      They'd have to pretape it.

  • @indiciaobscure
    @indiciaobscure Před 4 lety +192

    I rarely laugh out loud to sketches, but 'Prince of Caucasia" had me dead.

  • @zoedujour
    @zoedujour Před 4 lety +784

    “Hallmark’s Winter Boyfriend for Holiday Christmas” 😂😂😂

    • @rainmirron
      @rainmirron Před 4 lety +7

      That's so on brand.

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 Před 4 lety +12

      He melts when spring comes.

    • @rainmirron
      @rainmirron Před 4 lety +2

      @@margaritam.9118 I'm crying! 😂 😂 😂

    • @bubujooestes1499
      @bubujooestes1499 Před 4 lety

      Tired of seeing Aidy Bryant .Too much of her literally and figuratively.

    • @rainmirron
      @rainmirron Před 4 lety +1

      @@bubujooestes1499 What the hell is that's supposed to mean?

  • @jefflong1799
    @jefflong1799 Před 4 lety +501

    "Stay Straight out there.. (hallmark, yep)

    • @jeffblack8457
      @jeffblack8457 Před 4 lety +13

      Hallmark just pulled all the ads featuring lgbt couples. They're not doing an openly gay Christmas Prince movie anytime soon.

    • @jefflong1799
      @jefflong1799 Před 4 lety +9

      @@jeffblack8457 I didn't think they would ever do a movie like that anyway...

    • @jeffblack8457
      @jeffblack8457 Před 4 lety +7

      @@jefflong1799 It might have been fun! Same exact story, but the journalist is Ronan Farrow (not Amber) and Prince Dick falls for him on sight... and because it's a fictional country (so its laws are flexible) producing a legitimate heir isn't important to anyone.

    • @jefflong1799
      @jefflong1799 Před 4 lety +3

      @@jeffblack8457 YEP, lol. :)

    • @jefflong1799
      @jefflong1799 Před 4 lety +1

      @Cathy Bradley lol. :)

  • @strongpowertyty
    @strongpowertyty Před 4 lety +60

    “My ex answered emails on Christmas which made him the villain” HAHAHAHAHA

  • @meganarnold8221
    @meganarnold8221 Před 3 lety +40

    'I clap when he, uh, kiss?' killed me.

  • @Sarah-sv3yu
    @Sarah-sv3yu Před 4 lety +1501

    This would have been so funny if scarlett’s fiancé was one of the contestants

  • @Connor-ih5hl
    @Connor-ih5hl Před 4 lety +344

    This is the most accurate interpretation of hallmark I’ve ever heard/seen

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Před 4 lety +7

      There's another sketch they did on the season 43 episode hosted by James Franco that was a fake commercial that outlined all the Hallmark Christmas movies they're showing. Sadly, it's one of those "cut for time" sketches. Look it up. It's funny.

    • @Connor-ih5hl
      @Connor-ih5hl Před 4 lety +1

      Canais Young I’ve seen that one too! I noticed the jokes about the gazebo and the amount of movies they make along the background music were used in both sketches haha

    • @kokolatte825
      @kokolatte825 Před 4 lety +2

      @@canaisyoung3601 I just went back to view it. It was HILARIOUS! This one didn't make me laugh at all, but the James Franco one is so on the money!

    • @lapoguido8672
      @lapoguido8672 Před 2 lety

      Please look up "That's a Christmas to me" from MBMBaM. It's a skit from a podcast.

  • @Gumachine
    @Gumachine Před 3 lety +55

    " i have no time for a man"
    " well see about that"
    just summed up every hallmark movie

  • @sourdrop
    @sourdrop Před 4 lety +210

    Hallmark love interests
    1.cute lumberjack-ish guy from home town who either has a small child or a dog that runs into generic girl
    2. Prince from a made-up country & that's his entire character
    3. Secret Santa/Santa's son who will become Santa when he is older & that's also his entire character.

    • @spidermanfan2341
      @spidermanfan2341 Před 4 lety

      carpathia 011 even the prince?!

    • @CigarDoug
      @CigarDoug Před rokem

      Wow, someone should make a sketch based on what you said. Oh, wait...

    • @tarielkaroldan4106
      @tarielkaroldan4106 Před rokem

      ​@@CigarDoug only thing missing was the generic cute child

  • @noellet62able
    @noellet62able Před 4 lety +288

    The wig Scarlett's wearing here is beautiful I want it

    • @aydonclikeman7258
      @aydonclikeman7258 Před 4 lety +11

      2016imhere ME TOO I THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD NOTICE IT’S STUNNING

    • @jeffblack8457
      @jeffblack8457 Před 4 lety +4

      I love it, too... But have you ever really worn a wig? I have. It's uncomfortably hot under there even if you don't have hair of your own because of chemo, or natural balding or choosing to shave your head.

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 Před 4 lety +1

      @@jeffblack8457 Also, the wig cap=migraine.

    • @jeffblack8457
      @jeffblack8457 Před 4 lety +13

      @@elenachristian9860 Seriously! I had a gorgeous wig made before starting chemo for breast cancer (I'm using my husband's youtube btw). I wore that wig exactly 3x (at weddings) and the rest of the time it was scarves and softly lined hats bc that wig-cap was torture & I was sweating under that wig!
      Just grateful I was only bald in the fall/winter (Sept - March)... summer baldness means hats & scarves are maybe too hot, too!

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 Před 4 lety +9

      @Jeff Black. I hope that you are doing well!

  • @lisamelroy2855
    @lisamelroy2855 Před 4 lety +238

    As someone who's seen too many Hallmark Christmas movies, this was pretty good!

    • @Dogen70
      @Dogen70 Před 4 lety +2

      If this is your name then yes. I believe you

    • @SchemeThatToddSetUp
      @SchemeThatToddSetUp Před 4 lety +1

      Me too! 😂 the 1 dry kiss at end is so accurate

    • @lisamelroy2855
      @lisamelroy2855 Před 4 lety

      @@SchemeThatToddSetUp Lol - 100%!!! 😂

  • @hankar4741
    @hankar4741 Před rokem +61

    This sounds like it was written by a bad AI script generator and I love it.

    • @fruttlicious
      @fruttlicious Před rokem

      Na I would say note on a dart board, hallmark movies have been around before ai

    • @tori9972
      @tori9972 Před rokem

      I’m not ready for this era of humanity AT ALL 😭

  • @rodentia1474
    @rodentia1474 Před 4 lety +54

    “Christmas Fork”
    “Santas trident”
    “A dreidel”

  • @sylvias4899
    @sylvias4899 Před 4 lety +537

    All Hallmark movies have the same plot and one black person. SNL got it right.👍

    • @erickcota5367
      @erickcota5367 Před 4 lety +2

      Can you be any more racist?

    • @sylvias4899
      @sylvias4899 Před 4 lety +22

      @@erickcota5367 Umm... me racist! I'm just saying that SNL got it right. Hallmark movies usually feature one black person and they never are the main character. Forget that their movies never even feature Latinos(which I am.) Diversity is not one of Hallmarks strong suits.

    • @edwardwood6532
      @edwardwood6532 Před 4 lety +7

      To me the problem isn't that there is or isn't a black person in one of those movies, but if you are going to do that right. Just don't drop in a black person with no backstory for reasons of quota. That almost makes it worse.....Then again does anyone have a real backstory other then Christmas in these movie? Literally random characters from failed Peter Lorre pilots have more backstory.

    • @erickcota5367
      @erickcota5367 Před 4 lety +1

      Sylvia S racist much?

    • @sylvias4899
      @sylvias4899 Před 4 lety +9

      @@erickcota5367 Racist against who? Enlighten me if you can do that.

  • @matthewsawczyn6592
    @matthewsawczyn6592 Před 4 lety +19

    "Leave me alone, I don't have a backstory!"
    Too real

  • @tommyboy1090
    @tommyboy1090 Před 4 lety +36

    “Christmas just hasn’t been the same since your mother exploded.” I died 😂💀

  • @LennyCartwright
    @LennyCartwright Před 2 lety +72

    You can tell Scarlett really enjoys hosting SNL and has fun with it

    • @Juliet475
      @Juliet475 Před 2 lety +2

      MRS JOST is beloved by ALL.

    • @MossyMozart
      @MossyMozart Před rokem

      @@Juliet475 - She didn't really change her name did she? I thought better of her.

    • @marioxzzz
      @marioxzzz Před rokem

      @@MossyMozart nope, she didn't.

  • @KeshetAylonit
    @KeshetAylonit Před 4 lety +78

    I am so glad they addressed the “Chanukah” movies.

    • @jeffblack8457
      @jeffblack8457 Před 4 lety +14

      Edited to add: Scarlett is Jewish irl, though she's had 2 Christian husbands and now is engaged to Colin Jost.
      I don't watch that Hallmark dreck, but I just read an article about the "Chanukah" movies; apparently they all feature Jewish characters who are desperate to marry out. I''ll be skipping those now (and in the future).

  • @Quartzquiz333
    @Quartzquiz333 Před 4 lety +419

    I'm Buffalo, born and raised. Trust me, she's waaaaay higher than a 10 around here!

    • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
      @manuginobilisbaldspot424 Před 4 lety +34

      My ex is from Tonawanda. Scarlett is a 37 in comparison to the options out there lol.

    • @clevelandbrown5709
      @clevelandbrown5709 Před 4 lety +17

      @@manuginobilisbaldspot424 She's a cheektowaga 7 million

    • @kgs42
      @kgs42 Před 4 lety +14

      @@manuginobilisbaldspot424 Yes, but she's fucking Scarlett Johansen.... FFS!!

    • @Edward_John
      @Edward_John Před 4 lety +13

      Emily Cringle is an Anchor bar 10, at 4 am.

    • @Quartzquiz333
      @Quartzquiz333 Před 4 lety +21

      @@Edward_John Hell, here in Buffalo Aidy Bryant is AT LEAST a 22 in broad daylight and sober! (Not insulting Aidy at all, she's a very beautiful woman!)

  • @Troglodyte
    @Troglodyte Před 4 lety +25

    Loved the accidental *ding, ding, ding* on "Santa's trident" and Moffat's "Wait, I wasn't supposed to be right there" eyebrow raise.

  • @slodrift4251
    @slodrift4251 Před 4 lety +66

    “Christmas is cancelled and the killer goes free” 😆

  • @1personiam
    @1personiam Před 4 lety +163

    Hallmark better watch their back, Netflix is coming for them

    • @CandaceYoung962
      @CandaceYoung962 Před 4 lety +9

      You're not wrong. Plus, their movies are diverse and I think many people want that. Also, OWN has a slate of these Christmas movies, with Black actors, scheduled. Even in 2019, people do what Oprah wants!

    • @guccideltaco
      @guccideltaco Před 4 lety +1

      1personiam And that makes me sad, because Netflix used to have a lot of Christmas classics to look forward to; now it’s pretty much White Christmas and this pablum.

    • @njnjhjh8918
      @njnjhjh8918 Před 4 lety

      Amazingly I have a couple of those in my watchlist

  • @khaleesisnow7976
    @khaleesisnow7976 Před 4 lety +332

    Ok but why didn’t Colin Jost come out 😂.

    • @daviddelaney2407
      @daviddelaney2407 Před 4 lety +7

      Cuz then he couldn't date her any more, silly!
      --Dave, taps foot expectantly, gazes in Colin's direction

    • @PowerGlove79
      @PowerGlove79 Před 4 lety +3

      David DeLaney Well played, sir

    • @jamesc7894
      @jamesc7894 Před 4 lety +3

      Hallmark doesn't do gay movies

  • @sydneyslaughter7163
    @sydneyslaughter7163 Před 4 lety +16

    “Santa’s Trident”, greatest idea for a B-movie ever

  • @sneakycheeks
    @sneakycheeks Před 4 lety +40

    "I only work one day a year. My coworkers are...how should I say it? A little short. I'm not Santa."

  • @2wayalley743
    @2wayalley743 Před 4 lety +48

    3:19 wrong sound lmaooo

  • @josesiliezar1758
    @josesiliezar1758 Před 2 lety +16

    "Stay straight out there"
    THE ending to every Hallmark movie...

  • @natalieeverett2057
    @natalieeverett2057 Před 4 lety +30

    "The true reason for Christmas is husband". I'm too through. That is every Hallmark holiday movie in a nutshell.

  • @Juliet_Capulet
    @Juliet_Capulet Před 3 lety +25

    Oh my God...nailed it. The Hallmark producers actually wouldn't think this was a joke, they'd be calling their writers yelling at them to wake their asses up and start taking notes.

  • @randomx7526
    @randomx7526 Před 4 lety +121

    It would have been really really great if they had Kate McKinnon as Lori loughin hosting the show

    • @aliciabuck3822
      @aliciabuck3822 Před 4 lety +5

      There were actually a number of missed opportunities that would have made this skit even funnier, more relevant, and more of a jab. Thinking none of the writers actually watch Hallmark, they just asked around the week of the show and found some patterns.

    • @kokolatte825
      @kokolatte825 Před 4 lety +1

      @@aliciabuck3822 I agree. This sketch actually wasn't very funny to me. They just kind of stated all the vague, obvious tropes everyone already knows about Hallmark. They did much better with the James Franco Hallmark skit here czcams.com/video/MSzytvDsPfo/video.html

    • @matzohgirl
      @matzohgirl Před 4 lety

      RandomX ha!

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 Před 4 lety +1

      The controversy over a commercial with a same sex kiss, just as Hallmark explored the possibility of (gulp!) Xmas movies with same sex couples in them.

    • @6RshEuH2
      @6RshEuH2 Před 4 lety +1

      @@kokolatte825 I thought maybe this sketch was just made really quick because the Zola commercial thing happened on Friday didn't it?

  • @imfromdowntown
    @imfromdowntown Před 4 lety +203

    So, Prince Simon is from Utah.

    • @oboemanandy
      @oboemanandy Před 4 lety +7

      Except for the accents, it's more badly affected Spanish-Brazilian Portuguese-antidepressant-mideastern Kentucky-did you know I am more holy because I went out of country on my mission but I beat my wife who I married 2 days after I got home.

    • @dobbysboggart6883
      @dobbysboggart6883 Před 4 lety

      There are plenty of latinos and some black folks in Utah. The Utah accent is nothing like British. But there are beautiful snowy mountains here, yes.

    • @theedspage
      @theedspage Před 4 lety +1

      LMAO! :)

    • @imfromdowntown
      @imfromdowntown Před 4 lety +2

      @Dobbys Boggart "Oh my heck" in a British accent would be awesome indeed.

    • @shawngilliland243
      @shawngilliland243 Před 4 lety +1

      Except that darn few people in Utah speak English with a British accent . . .

  • @micaelag487
    @micaelag487 Před 3 lety +10

    “Christmas just hasn’t been the same since your mother exploded.”
    Should not have made me laugh so much

  • @DanElgaard9
    @DanElgaard9 Před 4 lety +36

    They should do a 'Matt Schatt' sketch with Scarlett Johansson.

  • @taigordon5393
    @taigordon5393 Před 4 lety +107

    I wouldn’t watch a Hallmark movie, but I’d watch this

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
    @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Před 4 lety +33

    O.M.G.!!!!
    That was literally EVERY Hallmark (and Netflix!) Christmas movie!!!
    The Prince of Caucasia. iDied laughing!
    "The meaning of Christmas is husband." Yep!

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Před 2 lety

      It's funny to watch Scarlett's mouth as she moves her lips while other people are speaking. Especially when her "father" comes in. Watch her mouth and laugh with me! 🤣😂🤣 @3:47

  • @falkofscrum
    @falkofscrum Před 3 lety +7

    "I live in stock footage of New York City that still has the Twin Towers in it"
    xD

  • @LakeFX
    @LakeFX Před 2 lety +15

    3:18 I love Alex's expression when the answer of "Santa's Trident" was ok'd after someone accidentally pushed the "correct" button #youhadonejob

  • @MattPoe742
    @MattPoe742 Před 4 lety +180

    Love that they added the jab at the end last minute lmao

    • @beatnickblanket
      @beatnickblanket Před 4 lety +12

      I was hoping for it and they did not disappoint.

    • @EricaGamet
      @EricaGamet Před 4 lety +7

      I laughed way too hard at the jab!

    • @jeffwei
      @jeffwei Před 4 lety

      What jab

    • @beatnickblanket
      @beatnickblanket Před 4 lety +8

      @@jeffwei Hallmark caved into pressure from homophobic groups and removed an advertisement on their network featuring a lesbian couple's wedding. At the end Aidy says "Stay straight out there," a last second jab to the company for their fucked up decision.
      Since the episode aired, they reversed their decision and apologized, so good for them.

  • @gretchen9163
    @gretchen9163 Před 4 lety +118

    “I’m Emily Kringle reminding you to stay straight out there”
    Me to me around my very homophobic relatives at Christmas

    • @kennybegeske8824
      @kennybegeske8824 Před 2 lety +1

      Aidy Bryant is wearing Mootsies Tootsies For The First Time

    • @UncleMikeNJ
      @UncleMikeNJ Před rokem

      Candace Cameron Bure couldn't be reached for comment.

    • @kennybegeske8824
      @kennybegeske8824 Před 5 měsíci +1

      ​@@UncleMikeNJ Since When Aidy Bryant Wore Mootsies Tootsies

  • @derekconnors4128
    @derekconnors4128 Před 3 lety +21

    They forgot the middle aged female friend who ends up being her long lost (grand)mother.

  • @taragold6457
    @taragold6457 Před 4 lety +17

    When Alex said “prince of caucasia” I lost it

  • @joshuahoward6845
    @joshuahoward6845 Před 4 lety +69

    The true meaning of Christmas is husband 👻

  • @NotRedRobyn
    @NotRedRobyn Před 4 lety +31

    This was painfully real! My parents Looove the Hallmark channel and I can’t even be in the same room because it’s so ridiculous.

    • @JamieKitchens6
      @JamieKitchens6 Před 4 lety

      They really nailed it lol.

    • @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
      @windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 Před 2 lety +1

      I was saying the lines before they said them. This one was a ski lodge w evil developer (which RE people pretty much are, lol)
      Too bad your parents have gone senile, though.

  • @yodabeeshdc8275
    @yodabeeshdc8275 Před 3 lety +5

    “I live in stock footage of New York City that still has the Twin Towers in it...” 🤣

  • @memelc5655
    @memelc5655 Před 3 lety +20

    I Love it!! Spot on and predictable hallmark characters!! Oh don’t forget single mom who works in bakery and always has a brand new mansion and expensive car!!

  • @schallrd1
    @schallrd1 Před 4 lety +11

    "Stay straight out there" is good theme for the Hallmark Channel.

  • @hfredydl
    @hfredydl Před 4 lety +22

    Santa’s Trident 🔱 LoL 😂

  • @mattharrelson7462
    @mattharrelson7462 Před 4 lety +19

    Leave me alone. I dont have a backstory! Hahahaha too funny. And always true of Hallmark.

  • @lizhoffman7536
    @lizhoffman7536 Před 4 lety +12

    “She’s a New York 6 and a Buffalo 10.” 😂

    • @reckoner1913
      @reckoner1913 Před 3 lety +1

      Line would work better without, well, Scarlett.

  • @haelotny6523
    @haelotny6523 Před 4 lety +17

    "Caucasia" & "stock footage of New York with the Twin Towers" reminds me of the hilariously absurd locations in Stefan videos (e.g., "located in the clogged heart of the Bronx," "located on the Upper East side of a dumpster"). Wish SNL does more wild jokes like that 😂

    • @Psycomantis1
      @Psycomantis1 Před 4 lety

      "I agree" - Doorman that always high five children of divorce

  • @ThawtsForFood
    @ThawtsForFood Před 4 lety +16

    I live in stock footage of NY lol

  • @jordanc6081
    @jordanc6081 Před 2 lety +4

    Be shocked into the Christmas spirit by the power of Aidy Bryant's red-on-red fortyish divorcé double sweaters, illuminated by the hypnotically heterosexual Thomas Kincaid background. I can practically smell the three to four cats she lets eat off her plate.

  • @puffinpie
    @puffinpie Před rokem +8

    A New York's 6? I bet the writer didn't know who will be playing this character.

  • @Dragodol
    @Dragodol Před 4 lety +304

    "Stay straight out there" haha good dig at Hallmark for their BS this week

    • @kokolatte825
      @kokolatte825 Před 4 lety +12

      This week? Hallmark holds the same line all the time.

    • @ayjaybay93
      @ayjaybay93 Před 4 lety +4

      What was this in reference too?

    • @BrandonLandon21
      @BrandonLandon21 Před 4 lety +17

      @@ayjaybay93 they pulled back a commercial showing lesbians

    • @matzohgirl
      @matzohgirl Před 4 lety +12

      Amel Jasic So sad that in this day and age when gay marriage is LEGAL Hallmark is anti LGBT!

    • @Jp-yd2ke
      @Jp-yd2ke Před 4 lety +9

      @@matzohgirl well to be honest it doesn't seem that halmark is anti lgbt, but some of their viewers are.

  • @lukemckenzie0121
    @lukemckenzie0121 Před 4 lety +19

    I swear the Christmas tree farm one was actually real

    • @MsTimelady71
      @MsTimelady71 Před 4 lety +4

      Actually it was the female character that left the "big city" to run the farm after her dad/grandparents died. And I can't believe I remembered that. It also had the big city mean guy/small town hunk cliche.

  • @maddieriggs9955
    @maddieriggs9955 Před 2 lety +4

    “Christmas, just hasn’t been the same since your mother exploded.” HAS ME DEAD SO ACCURATE

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 Před 4 lety +5

    Already lost it at " Prince Simon of Caucasia" Brilliant.

  • @DJMichael356
    @DJMichael356 Před 2 lety +7

    “That’s right the true meaning for Christmas is husband”😂😂😂😂

  • @bunniipopp1901
    @bunniipopp1901 Před 3 lety +6

    i dont think ive ever laughed as loud to a snl skit than i have to “santas trident”

  • @TheRealDanBond
    @TheRealDanBond Před 4 lety +19

    “That’s right, the true reason for Christmas is husband”

  • @rachelhamilton8669
    @rachelhamilton8669 Před rokem +7

    Christmas sketches are one of SNL’s best genres I’ve decided

  • @keetopuffs
    @keetopuffs Před 4 lety +35

    Christmas is cancelled and the killer goes free!?! I laughed so damn hard at that

    • @chrys2486
      @chrys2486 Před 4 lety +1

      Kee To 😂😂😂 that and “ever since your mother exploded..” who writes this ish?!

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 4 lety +2

      That’s the Hallmark Christmas Mystery movie for you...killing off the mom.

  • @yellowblanka6058
    @yellowblanka6058 Před rokem +3

    Haha, the "mid-west, middle-aged secretary" voice Aidy always seems to affect in her sketches cracks me up.

  • @waltercunningham1033
    @waltercunningham1033 Před 2 lety +2

    As a man from actual small town USA. I can tell you this. We don't have idyllic neighborhoods with nice houses. We don't cozy little book stores and bakeries. We don't have a weird obsession with Christmas.
    But what we can offer you, is farmin', yee-haw, and meth... and all that comes with a whole lot of beer.

    • @waltercunningham1033
      @waltercunningham1033 Před 2 lety

      Almost forgot, we also have churches, so we can pretend to have a higher moral standard while simultaneously treating everyone who doesn't think, act, or look like us like dirt.
      So I guess we're really not so different from them liberal city-slickers.

  • @danielmcgraw2327
    @danielmcgraw2327 Před 3 lety +2

    "Caucasia" I'm crying

  • @xavierbeurre8064
    @xavierbeurre8064 Před 2 lety +3

    "I'm a hot ghost. And yes, my thing is invisible!" 😂😂😂

  • @annaelisavettavonnedozza9607

    They forgot the ex of one of the 3 bachelors who shows up & tries to throw herself in the way. She’s rich & high maintenance & wants him to come back to run her father’s vineyard in Napa

  • @bexyPTX
    @bexyPTX Před 4 lety +7

    This is so accurate - my mom loves these movies so I've watched a couple with her and these really are the common tropes

  • @lindsayalisonstevens3592
    @lindsayalisonstevens3592 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Scarlet needs to do more comedy, she’s hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @keepdancingmaria
    @keepdancingmaria Před 4 lety +5

    "Vague Europe???" LOLOL!

  • @nehirakinn
    @nehirakinn Před 4 lety +26

    It'd have been great if one of the bachelors was Colin Jost.

  • @huntress647
    @huntress647 Před 2 lety +1

    “What’s that boss, more work, on it!” 😅

  • @user-cl6uj5bn2f
    @user-cl6uj5bn2f Před rokem +1

    "The meaning of Christmas is husband" 👏😭 very Hallmark👌