Ck2 Abbasid Caliphate Is On Easy Mode

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  • čas přidán 23. 08. 2024
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    AHHHHH THERE IS A PART OF THE VIDEO WHERE MY EVIL GENIUS MUSIC STOPS PLAYING AHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMN YOU WARNER BROTHERS FOR COPYWRITER CLAIMING MY JOKER MEME AND MAKING ME GO BACK TO EDIT THE VIDEO THUS CAUSING THE SITUATION WHERE I FORGET TO EXTEND MY BACKGROUND MUSIC IGNORE THOSE 5 SECONDS OF NO EVIL GENIUS IM SORRY
    when he's ugly and mispronounces things 😳

Komentáře • 115

  • @balticpagan1495
    @balticpagan1495 Před 4 lety +457

    Fun fact, if your capital is in Mecca, it will still take months for you to go there

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Před 4 lety +162

      Mecca does not abide by human time

    • @someorclad9738
      @someorclad9738 Před 4 lety +88

      That's the one thing that bugged me the most. Like for fuck sake, my imperial palace is right in front of the holy site. How the hell does it take months to get my august ass over there?!

    • @Whatsuppbuddies
      @Whatsuppbuddies Před 4 lety +2

      Akmal Nabil old mate packed on a few pounds

    • @421less1
      @421less1 Před 4 lety +10

      Bunch of noobs clearly.
      Its about the journey and the memories along the way obviously.

    • @CoffeeSuccubus
      @CoffeeSuccubus Před 4 lety +1

      Probably was fucking around in the palace.

  • @knifepony
    @knifepony Před 4 lety +256

    >Merchant's Guild Representative
    Hey Hey People.

  • @seamuspink9098
    @seamuspink9098 Před 4 lety +137

    You know that a CK2 gameplay is over when the late-game is fighting against your own empire instead of other countries

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Před 4 lety +46

      Suffering from success

    • @zachjollimore4339
      @zachjollimore4339 Před 4 lety +9

      I recommend purging every vassal at least once every hundred years.

  • @grugthecaveman4565
    @grugthecaveman4565 Před 4 lety +143

    Such an underrated channel

  • @maizenn925
    @maizenn925 Před 4 lety +38

    nobody:
    African general when he finds a child that he can make a soldier: 2:29

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Před 4 lety +4

      I'm rehearsing

    • @maizenn925
      @maizenn925 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Dino_Stan lol. Love your vids man, keep up the good work.

  • @abdokorib8898
    @abdokorib8898 Před 4 lety +114

    Fact: This was the calpihate that conquerd most of north africa and Persia and did islam there.

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Před 4 lety +35

      Now if only the mongols just minded their own business

    • @abdokorib8898
      @abdokorib8898 Před 4 lety +12

      @@Dino_Stan If they did mind us. We would on top of the world seriously.

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Před 4 lety +28

      It was just bad geography. The desert was really fitting for Mongolian tactics. Funny because Islamic forces used horse warfare on the Persians.

    • @abdokorib8898
      @abdokorib8898 Před 4 lety +15

      @@Dino_Stan Yeah. But it happend. I guess allah wanted it like that.

    • @kagtkalem7115
      @kagtkalem7115 Před 4 lety +33

      It was Rashidun caliphate that conquered Persia. Then Umayyads came and conquered Spain and shit.

  • @guardianofthehill
    @guardianofthehill Před 4 lety +38

    Ah yes, the abbasids. Whenever i was playing as a zoroastrian, they have always, and i seriously mean ALWAYS screwed me over so hard that it wasn't rare for me to legitimately start playing as Fatimids or Byzantium immediately after in order to take my revenge.

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Před 4 lety +3

      Gotta take them out I understand

    • @haristahir3472
      @haristahir3472 Před 3 měsíci

      I know I am late but this comment made me laugh so hard that I literally cried.

  • @shadedbear6414
    @shadedbear6414 Před 4 lety +25

    Istanbul was once Constantinople now it's Istanbul and not Constantinople

    • @0wnij
      @0wnij Před 4 lety +8

      ALHAMDILULAH!!!

    • @EinFelsbrocken
      @EinFelsbrocken Před 4 lety

      *when a greekoid approaches your gates*

  • @troxxar714
    @troxxar714 Před 4 lety +20

    Wait wtf, I thought u were some sort of famous youtuber in the ck2 community based on your quality, u deserve way more subs then you have, i was literally glued watching this whole vid

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Před 4 lety +1

      Thanks my king. I just saw this comment now and I appreciate it.

  • @abdokorib8898
    @abdokorib8898 Před 4 lety +23

    Nice to see my muslim brotha!

  • @giorgoskatsarakis9652
    @giorgoskatsarakis9652 Před 2 lety +10

    Abased caliphate

  • @solventless
    @solventless Před 4 lety +18

    love this shit keep it up dude you got me into ck2

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Před 4 lety +2

      Ayy thanks my guy. At least ck2 is kinda free now lmao

  • @apollogames246
    @apollogames246 Před 4 lety +18

    Just got an ad for Islam this is an epic family guy thanos moment

  • @polskacesarza5107
    @polskacesarza5107 Před 4 lety +1

    “Many of you will die” *goat herder walks up* “ I have the emperor”

  • @vovannslav9717
    @vovannslav9717 Před 4 lety +13

    What's that nasheed btw? Sounds amazing, haven't heard of it sense ISIS beheading vids. Brings a bit of nostalgia you know.

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Před 4 lety +3

      Inshallah may he grant us all a kingdom and may it be bountiful.

  • @josephquinnswolin3500
    @josephquinnswolin3500 Před 2 lety +4

    When arabia was a Thicc boi

  • @beckeras8848
    @beckeras8848 Před 4 lety +4

    Brooo you gotta do more of Abbasids PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAASE.

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Před 4 lety

      I have a sequel to this one. It's the roman empire video

  • @xHugoxN7
    @xHugoxN7 Před 4 lety +3

    1:58 xD LMAO

  • @ColonelBragg
    @ColonelBragg Před 4 lety +10

    Definitely easy to blob with that one

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Před 4 lety +2

      Iqta governments allow massive expansion

    • @ColonelBragg
      @ColonelBragg Před 4 lety +1

      @@Dino_Stan As do pagan governments especially if you make yourself head of the religion when reformed

  • @kaosbringer2761
    @kaosbringer2761 Před 4 lety +3

    Great video bro, keep up the good work.

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Před 4 lety

      Thanks pardner I appreciate it.

  • @AvantGradiste
    @AvantGradiste Před 2 lety +2

    POV: Abbasid Caliphate From Iran

  • @InfiniteGatsu
    @InfiniteGatsu Před 4 lety +3

    evil genius music but different 10/0-

  • @yaqub3838
    @yaqub3838 Před 4 lety +3

    I hate how i like this

  • @stanislavkino
    @stanislavkino Před 3 lety +2

    Why did one proud bavarian leave.

  • @decantabriaball938
    @decantabriaball938 Před 4 lety +1

    Great video man and great humor to

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Před 4 lety

      Thanks my man, I appreciate it.

  • @Catschwag
    @Catschwag Před 4 lety +2

    Love your humour man

  • @fezzyman-tfs5100
    @fezzyman-tfs5100 Před 4 lety +2

    this is fucking gold

  • @soysauce_7748
    @soysauce_7748 Před 4 lety +1

    What's his iFunny?

  • @Ebees_Map
    @Ebees_Map Před 6 měsíci +1

    How do you not get revolts and civil wars?

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Před 6 měsíci +1

      I marry my family members to my vassals so they can't join factions

    • @Ebees_Map
      @Ebees_Map Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@Dino_Stan That's what I did but I still get civil wars. They claim that they are the true heir and what not. Managed to play for 200 years before game over ☹️

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Před 6 měsíci

      My guess is probably make sure your family members don't have land in your realm. They might try to claim your throne.@@Ebees_Map

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Před 6 měsíci

      My guess is probably make sure your family members don't have land in your realm. They might try to claim your throne.@@Ebees_Map

  • @bubbeleld8751
    @bubbeleld8751 Před 4 lety +3

    I mean no harm but can you slow down the editing and make the clips last longer since it makes half the jokes not land and some seem to disappear. Although keep up with the good content!

    • @Dino_Stan
      @Dino_Stan  Před 4 lety +5

      It's all good man I take all criticism. My editing will soon be on par with family guy funny moments if I keep doing it.

  • @user-bc5hf6no1w
    @user-bc5hf6no1w Před rokem +1

    What name this game?

  • @thought_crane1943
    @thought_crane1943 Před 4 lety +1

    Underrated