"Dude this is the most sexually frustrated, like, manpile ever. Everyone's just screamin'." Sounds like Ster doesn't know how to do a manpile correctly.
Voice of Reason Yeah, this game's fun factor could really be amplified if every slashing attack did zero damage unless you hit a joint or other unprotected area and stabbing attacks could be deflected by simply pivoting on your feet slightly. Oh wait, actually, that would fucking suck. Good thing games usually value fun over realism. Also, this game has Samurais, Vikings, and Knights fighting, female Knights and Vikings, Vikings with horned helmets, and you call bullshit on the fact that attacks do damage. ???
10:42 "Be the big cheese on your block with a wheel of the good stuff" "No has as many friends as the man with many cheeses" "Not in the mood for cheese? That excuse has more holes than a slice of this fine Gorgombert" "Potions to bemuscle you... scrolls to entussle you" "Lets see...Halibut, sheep's cheese, tomatoes...." "Finest veggies Cyseal has ever seen" "Where is my pepper? Did it sprout wings and fly away? Oh, there it is... *sneezes*"
Make a game with familiar mechanics, everyone complains. Make a game with new mechanics, everyone complains. Don't make a game at all, everyone complains. Gamers are so hard to please.
From now on, "tf2" will be referred to as "Titanfall 2" on this channel. It is the only game abbreviated as tf2. If you say otherwise you're in denial.
I like how it says "Hold B to stay dead." There's no edgy "Hold B to give up." or "Hold B to quit the act." Just "Hold B to stay dead." THE most straight to the point thing to say.
Number one tip on Ashely's notebook would be "Either keep food stashed or bring food to him because he LITERALLY does not want to get up from the computer"
You were never a match for my chakra was always hidden in my foot compartment! You thought I had none, but secretly 3 days ago on a wednesday, after speaking to kukome, I hid it between my toes! Little did you know, that it was grandpapa that gave me the italian stallion!
''I have bones tied to my hip, in case i break one''
Amazing
Denz is a talented swordsman
coolnico2000 denz*
My bad, Im not a very talented swordsman.
coolnico2000 it's all good brother
"MY HAM SANDWICH HAS NO MAYO!" *maniacal laughter*
This is how I play Krieg in Borderlands 2.
you just made krieg seem 3000x more enjoyable thank you
"Dude this is the most sexually frustrated, like, manpile ever. Everyone's just screamin'."
Sounds like Ster doesn't know how to do a manpile correctly.
MAYBE WE SHOULD TEACH HIM
FIRST ITS TOO MUCH RED IN OVERWATCH
NOW ITS TOO MUCH BLUE IN FOR HONOR
Make up ur mind
XefolyN why not both?
XefolyN You got to the joke first... damnit.
both sux, game sux
next is to much green in the field
too much green in minigolf
GAME SUX
GAME SUX
GAME SUX
TRUE
TRUE
TRUE
Syaqir Emeer I enjoyed the beta but I'm not going to buy this, is 80 bucks in Canada and they didn't even bother with dedicated servers
Thats Ubisoft for ya
Syaqir Emeer Hitting an armoured opponent with a blade on a plate armour and taking damage = bullshit
Voice of Reason Yeah, this game's fun factor could really be amplified if every slashing attack did zero damage unless you hit a joint or other unprotected area and stabbing attacks could be deflected by simply pivoting on your feet slightly. Oh wait, actually, that would fucking suck. Good thing games usually value fun over realism.
Also, this game has Samurais, Vikings, and Knights fighting, female Knights and Vikings, Vikings with horned helmets, and you call bullshit on the fact that attacks do damage. ???
Man, this is so analog!
This is as analog as it gets.
Man, this is so *predictabul*!
*predictable*
that CAN'T be how it happened
Siddharth Yadav It doesn't make any sense
Siddharth Yadav IT'S OVER!
Siddharth Yadav what really happened?
*twilight zone music*
Fer Honar
Ver Hona
Veronica
RE Code Veronica
HL3 Confirmed.
Leonardo Pina four on her?
Dues valt reclaim the holy land
Vice President Pence Deus vult!
Its actually pronounced Deus Wult
Dio's Dong You are just a dong. What do you know.
Classical Romans didn't have a 'w' noise /boring
The romans didnt pronounce it that way, but the crusaders/english did
After years of exile, Arcanum has finally returned to his home.
Thomas Locke Yea, no. The guy has worse time for moving and issues so he doesn't really have access to play at all, so he got boned
We witness this video today in memory of Arcadum. May his spirit find it's way to internet.
ayuminor I know I'm crazy, but I swear the very second Arcadum's last steam ended, I got a cold, and I've had one ever sense.
Last stream? Is this a rip in pepperoni situation we have on our hands?
Rage Kage "Last" as in most recent. He's moving right now, so he hasn't streamed in a while. He'll be back eventually.
Did Arcadum actually die?
Bertoleyus No. He's just busy moving.
Ster is a talented swordsman who has never let fear best him in a fight.
I felt it in my bumhole a new ster video was out
10:42
"Be the big cheese on your block with a wheel of the good stuff"
"No has as many friends as the man with many cheeses"
"Not in the mood for cheese? That excuse has more holes than a slice of this fine Gorgombert"
"Potions to bemuscle you... scrolls to entussle you"
"Lets see...Halibut, sheep's cheese, tomatoes...."
"Finest veggies Cyseal has ever seen"
"Where is my pepper? Did it sprout wings and fly away? Oh, there it is... *sneezes*"
Quiet day on the market it seems.
The parts with Ashley are my fave
Ashley's the best.
Solomon Wyatt Not as good as Star's Dragon's Dogma waifu
but what if Ashley is Ster's weirdo ?
lets be real here, Ster is Ashley's weirdo
*Wife laugh intensifies*
is that Denz?
DENZ IS A TALENTED SWORDSMAN, but ster isn't so no
Blue racism he's colorist
Everything is racism, you don't have to come up with a new name for something different. Just call everything racist like a pro.
lazzer+FISK004 thats Phrasingist
Alterpexsis no racist
Make a game with familiar mechanics, everyone complains.
Make a game with new mechanics, everyone complains.
Don't make a game at all, everyone complains.
Gamers are so hard to please.
i love all the divinity quotes near the end
was just finished with For Honor for today... and then at the stroke of midnight "ster 2 has uploaded a new video: FERR HONERR"
STER IS A TALENTED SWORDSMAN
the best part is ster pulling a jerma this video
you had me at Red, Orange, Yellow and Green
Not in the mood for cheese? That excuse has as many holes as a slice of this fine Gorgombert!
Doesn't like red in Overwatch
Doesn't like blue dudes in For Honor
Guess we know why he quit tf2
Ster is a talented swordsman!
That description is so perfect
I'm just subscribed too be up to date on what to complain about in games!
That ones going in the folder *video magically moves into stock image folder*
i forgot how ster does a good anime guy impression. its been a while since he did one
Finally a ster 2 video where I don't have to raise my volume to max.
From now on, "tf2" will be referred to as "Titanfall 2" on this channel. It is the only game abbreviated as tf2. If you say otherwise you're in denial.
just seeing him mention tf2 makes me happy
The Italian Scallion
It's too perfect
Ster looking for a final solution to the bluish question
ste is a talented swordsman
I like how it says "Hold B to stay dead."
There's no edgy "Hold B to give up." or "Hold B to quit the act."
Just "Hold B to stay dead." THE most straight to the point thing to say.
That's an oddly specific thing to praise, but I agree.
I wouldn't call it praising, it's more of a "hey, that's neat" or "hey, that's pretty funny" kind of thing.
It's the right kind of breakfast.
love these dedicated servers
"It's not bullshit it's For Honor"-Ster 2017
this could be a main channel video I think it good
THAT'S GOING IN THE FOLDER
Sword is a talented Denzman and never would let be in a fight bested
Denz was a talented swordsman
so many people that are now apart of soil
at the end of the video: Its over! Jerma says hey.
Number one tip on Ashely's notebook would be "Either keep food stashed or bring food to him because he LITERALLY does not want to get up from the computer"
"You were asking for it"
literally first time ive seen star_ NOT be amazing at a game O_O
This video needs to be titled "Blue Dude Hell"
Why doesn't this go on Star_? This is good and enjoyable content. ;-;
The next JermaRumble should feature a number of Blue Guys.
This new Dynasty Warriors game looks kinda neat.
Best ster 2 video
Ster Knight: The Culling of the Blue Dudes
i love how he cut of the head of the opponent and he could still be revived...
that's going in the folder!
Wow as soon as you said the word "entussle" I KNEW you were referencing Divinity: OS
Great video as always stuhr :*
ITS GOING IN THE FOLDER
that divinity:original sin reference tho
Ster Honor: Blue Dude Chronicles
Damn I wanted to see the clips where him and Navi played the viking who just comboed ster so hard he quit just to figure out what he was doing
MOARRRRRR
You're a good warden
It's over.
Sp0k3 ITS OVAH
Sp0k3 what really happened?
That's going in the folder...
Nice to see you're still alive star
I adore Arcadum
Literally bought this yesterday :/, nice to see what it is tho
You were never a match for my chakra was always hidden in my foot compartment! You thought I had none, but secretly 3 days ago on a wednesday, after speaking to kukome, I hid it between my toes! Little did you know, that it was grandpapa that gave me the italian stallion!
"predictible" new hitsound pls
My favorite part was the part where we destroyed the unworthy
But is it really over?
*the twilight zone theme starts playing*
So, that's how everyone acts when playing the samurai? Seems about right.
for honor is my favorite game about throwing people off ledges
That second dude was hilarious
MUCH HONOURABLE
I was hoping Jerma was in this
Need more Arcadum.... Description says it all
you should post content like this on your main channel. I would enjoy it.
Man this is so DEUS VULT
this is the closest we will ever get from a star_ upload
The perfect game for arcadum
Is this BE A PART OF SOIL 2?
You should make Basically: Arcadum
Every Star_ highlight video that I watch that involves his wife features him complaining about her provisions of meals to him hahaha
aw you and Ashley are cute
so this is how to play melee Demoman in TF2
i miss tf2 live commentaries
THAT'S ANOTHER ONE INTO THE PIT!
NO MAYO NO HONOR
Very red honor
Fun drinking game: Take a shot every time Ster says "BLUE DUDES"
FOR THE GLORY OF THE AGATHA!
"It's not bullshit its for honor" pretty much the game
PREDICTABUU don't ever change unless you want to I'm not the boss of you
MY HAM SANDWICH HAS NO MAYO!! *EVIL LAUGHTER AND SLAUGHTERING THE MASSES*
A typical lunch break for me.
*SO PREDICTABLE*