Titanfall2 Sellout

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Komentáře • 434

  • @AimlessWandererSano
    @AimlessWandererSano Před 7 lety +994

    I thought everyone was joking but Ster literally did marry himself.
    That's impressive.

    • @jackwinterheld4335
      @jackwinterheld4335 Před 7 lety +104

      Plot twist: Ashley is just ster with a pitched up voice mod.

    • @AimlessWandererSano
      @AimlessWandererSano Před 7 lety +11

      Jack Winterheld That is actually so devious it just might be true.

    • @NSBWS
      @NSBWS Před 7 lety +80

      He must be a Sweet Genius

    • @Methos_
      @Methos_ Před 7 lety +44

      Ster wishes he was 1/2 as funny as Ashley

    • @subhuman2433
      @subhuman2433 Před 7 lety +45

      Jack Winterheld It's all pre-recorded too, he just has an Ashley soundboard open in the other monitor.

  • @MeeesterBond17
    @MeeesterBond17 Před 7 lety +260

    And there I was thinking Ashley is the female STAR... but then it's confirmed. STAR is, in fact, the male Ashley.

  • @EdgyPuer
    @EdgyPuer Před 7 lety +469

    Star really cheating on your wife with Jerma, nice.

    • @Pawg_Alf
      @Pawg_Alf Před 7 lety +66

      its closer to ster's cheating on his Jerma with his wife, noice

    • @EdgyPuer
      @EdgyPuer Před 7 lety +21

      Jerma is a big guy for ster.

    • @douglewis7946
      @douglewis7946 Před 7 lety +4

      PerkyObama And that's why Jerma got a divorce.

    • @tomjackal5708
      @tomjackal5708 Před 7 lety

      Fuck off with that, PerkyObama, it needs to fucking stop. Baneposting needs to stop.

    • @EdgyPuer
      @EdgyPuer Před 7 lety +2

      you don't shitpost to well, whose next?

  • @attackedbysnakes3640
    @attackedbysnakes3640 Před 7 lety +1240

    Hey, he's finally playing TF2 again!

    • @rho919
      @rho919 Před 7 lety +8

      Dmitri Patronov titanfall 2= tf2 😂😂

    • @remnant24
      @remnant24 Před 7 lety +36

      Seems like a missed opportunity for that not to be the video title.

    • @morka8797
      @morka8797 Před 7 lety

      Yeah titanfall 2

    • @grangergamer4057
      @grangergamer4057 Před 7 lety +3

      have my children

    • @MeeTonToE
      @MeeTonToE Před 7 lety +5

      SometimesLucky It's probably not in his best interest to attract the shitty TF2 audience he has.

  • @Skuiggly
    @Skuiggly Před 7 lety +1079

    The videos with Ashley are the most entertaining ones. Ster and Ashley works so well together

    • @Skuiggly
      @Skuiggly Před 7 lety +31

      Only good moment with Jerma and Kim is when they had an "argument"

    • @zackl2000
      @zackl2000 Před 7 lety +89

      Skuiggly They got identical humor and understand each other. Ster's girlfriend is obviously just a puppet he makes speak.

    • @hornetdc
      @hornetdc Před 7 lety +3

      I think she is a femenist.

    • @jinjeong323
      @jinjeong323 Před 7 lety +51

      vvAve i dont give a damn what she is, she can be a radfem triple trans gorillakin for all I care, she's just not entertaining. And when she's on with Jerma, Jerma doesn't go as crazy and casual and you can feel that when you're watching the vidya games

    • @qwertyman1511
      @qwertyman1511 Před 7 lety +9

      she and herself work well together!

  • @LightningIzzy
    @LightningIzzy Před 7 lety +148

    I feel emotionally violated by that ending

  • @silverk08
    @silverk08 Před 7 lety +23

    *Can't move for a brief second*
    "I am stuck, I am stuck, game sux."

  • @CrazyRandomStuff
    @CrazyRandomStuff Před 7 lety +714

    This is just a feeling but I think that girl you were playing with likes you.

  • @shywoofer1620
    @shywoofer1620 Před 7 lety +280

    Nothing like drinking Various Ales™ while watching a new ster 2 video. :)))))

    • @hudson845
      @hudson845 Před 7 lety +46

      Connor Woodhams at one of his many eastern seaboard based locales

    • @goodspeedko1
      @goodspeedko1 Před 7 lety

      K

  • @trumplizard6877
    @trumplizard6877 Před 7 lety +699

    They 100% smashed
    That motherfucking like button

  • @mirrormagic6584
    @mirrormagic6584 Před 7 lety +169

    Love how both ster's second channel and Jerma's second channel have basically become their main channels. Glory to ster 2 and 2ndJerma!

    • @Marksman2oo7
      @Marksman2oo7 Před 7 lety +39

      I feel like they were in a skype call and said "wouldn't it be funny if we both just dropped our main channels, became streamers and exclusively uploaded stream highlights to our second channel and never play with each other again?"

    • @tomjackal5708
      @tomjackal5708 Před 7 lety +8

      Who's STAR_?

    • @noahbreuer5095
      @noahbreuer5095 Před 7 lety

      Camzy Well youre in for a Good time

  • @gumgrapes
    @gumgrapes Před 7 lety +20

    "Kiss me" *slurping noises*
    Fuck you star I was drinking tea

  • @ktktktktktktkt
    @ktktktktktktkt Před 7 lety +135

    Seriously ster? You still have a mailbox? Come on. That shit's so outdated. Everyone just uses email now

  • @anonamoose4044
    @anonamoose4044 Před 7 lety +18

    "Please wear this bikini"

  • @BlakeWBallard
    @BlakeWBallard Před 7 lety +27

    Steve is ster confirmed

  • @itspaddyd
    @itspaddyd Před 7 lety +220

    HEY GAMURZ

    • @ottertotter5932
      @ottertotter5932 Před 7 lety +3

      Gay-Murrs*

    • @GreenPaintz
      @GreenPaintz Před 7 lety +36

      you want to FRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAG like the best? Get yourself a Razor Death-adder!

    • @spawnstah7228
      @spawnstah7228 Před 7 lety +12

      Communist Cheesecake USE THE COOOOODE!

  • @cs_VaPoR
    @cs_VaPoR Před 7 lety +40

    You two are nearly at Sterma Level! More please!

  • @russellpierce3987
    @russellpierce3987 Před 7 lety +93

    actually smiled when Ashley mentioned how ster talks differently after talking to different people, like, you really gotta care 'bout someone to notice those things

    • @mipstherabbit
      @mipstherabbit Před 7 lety +11

      it's almost like they're married??????????

    • @russellpierce3987
      @russellpierce3987 Před 7 lety +23

      I've met tons of married folks that don't pay nearly enough attention to their partners to notice those sorts of things

    • @LilAnonomus
      @LilAnonomus Před 7 lety +15

      it's pretty obvious in ster's case though
      game sux btw

    • @LionAzul
      @LionAzul Před 7 lety +13

      It's the most noticeable with Arcadum.
      It's like Steve went back 1200 years.

    • @mipstherabbit
      @mipstherabbit Před 7 lety

      Russell Pierce aw really? That sucks.

  • @UberDr009
    @UberDr009 Před 7 lety +63

    I really like Fem Ster.

    • @gaafts
      @gaafts Před 7 lety +7

      I think you mean real ster. Steven is just male ashley.

  • @Kyroiz
    @Kyroiz Před 7 lety +84

    Who is this Niichts guy and why is he on Ster's channel?

  • @KingTwelveSixteen
    @KingTwelveSixteen Před 7 lety +23

    You heard it here first folks, Ster doesn't actually have a personality, he just copies everyone elses.
    Like some kind of...shapeshifter. _>

    • @spoonikle
      @spoonikle Před 7 lety +2

      KingTwelveSixteen it's actually very common. Most people emulate those around them, siblings, friends, parents - especially people they like.
      When the number of influences on you is reduced to a small enough number - it becomes very visible.
      Like when you hang out on discord with a small team playing games together, you may notice you act a bit differently for some time afterwards.

    • @tomjackal5708
      @tomjackal5708 Před 7 lety +3

      More like a shapeshiftster amirite

    • @cameronbreeze6918
      @cameronbreeze6918 Před 7 lety

      So that is why sterma is so funny, it's just 2* Jerma.

  • @neshploda17
    @neshploda17 Před 7 lety +187

    *S T E V E*
    (~ ̄_ ̄)~ ᵏᶦˢˢ ᵐᵉ

  • @pyropoyo
    @pyropoyo Před 7 lety +40

    No joke tho I would actually like to see ster play more Titanfall 2 in between huge streams of Overwatch.

  • @Turbopasta
    @Turbopasta Před 7 lety +12

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  • @lucaspoppel4848
    @lucaspoppel4848 Před 7 lety +1

    That existential crisis in the middle was disconcerting, but you really pulled out of it smoothly with the extended bestiality Overwatch meme. Feels good, man. I gently caressed the like button.

  • @erwinwaterman9699
    @erwinwaterman9699 Před 7 lety +1

    I could not handle that winston part at the end. also didnt know i liked the ster/ashley dynamic so much, more pls

  • @jameswhitener1716
    @jameswhitener1716 Před 7 lety +1

    getting that sick flick airshot on the opposing adversaries

  • @Beessoup
    @Beessoup Před 7 lety +7

    One of my favorite vids since sweet genius.

  • @sirjeheebus7224
    @sirjeheebus7224 Před 7 lety +17

    Mate you're totally flirting with that girl you're playing with. You should ask her out or something.

  • @1AlasBabylon
    @1AlasBabylon Před 7 lety +7

    You two literally have the best chemistry

    • @RekizFilms
      @RekizFilms Před 7 lety +1

      I'm Jack's Nipples when he married her

    • @neilyay
      @neilyay Před 7 lety +2

      I'm Jack's Nipples like 2 years ago...

    • @1AlasBabylon
      @1AlasBabylon Před 7 lety +2

      He's at least known Ashley (as "MisterSexy") since his very first videos around five years ago. I assume they hooked up not too long after; he announced that he was getting married to her around the time he was stopping his TF2 content. It's been a couple years since.

  • @mateuszpawowski94
    @mateuszpawowski94 Před 7 lety +6

    Just smashed this like button! All for my guy Steve!

  • @AZAZA19981907
    @AZAZA19981907 Před 7 lety +1

    The Winston part - too good!

  • @pladubh522
    @pladubh522 Před 7 lety

    That lawnmower joke. Really got me

  • @ishan6317
    @ishan6317 Před 7 lety +47

    Finally a tf2 video

  • @boot.8556
    @boot.8556 Před 7 lety

    The Ster chant heard at 0:24 has been rumored for centuries to summon a great warrior.

  • @G34RBOX
    @G34RBOX Před 7 lety

    That final 27 seconds made the rest of the video worth it.

  • @ace19E8
    @ace19E8 Před 7 lety

    I can never look at winston the same ever again... thx ster.

  • @iCupCake
    @iCupCake Před 7 lety +15

    Next we know you will find "this cool site where you can gamble with your skins".

  • @NohorseRU
    @NohorseRU Před 7 lety

    The entire first minute is horrifying.
    Also great to finally see a TF2 video.

  • @demicorpse9325
    @demicorpse9325 Před 7 lety +25

    hey, i have a huawei phone! ster is such a Relatable Gamer

  • @McJaews
    @McJaews Před 7 lety

    Holy shit. The most a video has made me laugh in a while :D You and the missus are great.

  • @davidibalio7217
    @davidibalio7217 Před 7 lety

    I had no idea you were still on CZcams. I checked your main channel and you didn't upload for like 3 years good to see you back

  • @benvohland4491
    @benvohland4491 Před 7 lety

    scientists in the street, primal rage in the sheets!

  • @Phhase
    @Phhase Před 7 lety

    See, now THIS is the quality comedy I subbed for! Oh, and Ster is kind of funny too I guess.

  • @FratFerno
    @FratFerno Před 7 lety

    Steve and Ashley sitting in a tree, P-W-N-I-N-G.

  • @KingCreepa
    @KingCreepa Před 7 lety

    THAT PART AT THE END HOLY SHIT I WAS DYING!

  • @kingofthebananas7311
    @kingofthebananas7311 Před 7 lety +2

    "It's very clear if he like talks to Jerma because he likes laughs twice as often" How sweet 😳.

  • @malcolm5304
    @malcolm5304 Před 7 lety

    I'm so glad Star's editing again.

  • @JohnD27018
    @JohnD27018 Před 7 lety

    the ending of this video was beautiful

  • @Vanlifecrisis
    @Vanlifecrisis Před 7 lety

    The arcadum part had me laughin

  • @sherazuki
    @sherazuki Před 7 lety

    This game shall fall or die by the power of sters voice. Once I watch this video Ill know if I want to play or not. Sutā wa kamidesu

  • @joelike7787
    @joelike7787 Před 7 lety +10

    calls himself a sellout but doesn't even make the video 10:01 long.... smh

  • @zackl2000
    @zackl2000 Před 7 lety +1

    "Dont you like it when your daddy's hustling it?"

  • @theBuzz76
    @theBuzz76 Před 7 lety

    I love watching Ster interact with Ashley

  • @LoveXKnife
    @LoveXKnife Před 7 lety

    never change ster

  • @ImperfectSaltes
    @ImperfectSaltes Před 7 lety

    I love the dynamic Ster and his wife have.

  • @MrVarelk
    @MrVarelk Před 7 lety

    Rip FinalFlutter, you'll be vaguely remembered

  • @skii_mask_
    @skii_mask_ Před 7 lety +2

    I love the stershley videos. :)

  • @Ropsuguy
    @Ropsuguy Před 7 lety +3

    these videos just tingle my balls in a way that has not been tingled in a long time. thank you stream boi. i shall now raise you to the rank of stream teen.

  • @ikaikaikaika2419
    @ikaikaikaika2419 Před 7 lety

    ster smiles and laughs more often after hes talked to jerma for a while ;-;

  • @JhoTerra
    @JhoTerra Před 7 lety +2

    I don't know what ratio you get between joke comments and genuine replies, but I just wanted to let you know this was absolutely adorable and hilarious.

  • @mrpuddingpop1
    @mrpuddingpop1 Před 3 lety

    This is the marriage I tie my will to live to

  • @denizdzh8773
    @denizdzh8773 Před 7 lety

    Winston will never be tha same in my eyes.

  • @owoleya
    @owoleya Před 7 lety +2

    The new lucio rework looks great

  • @zac9311
    @zac9311 Před 5 lety

    My favorite youtube gaming couple

  • @adamakhiyat8365
    @adamakhiyat8365 Před 7 lety

    All nice and ster, then the last minute happened. Gotta love brideo gems

  • @futzlol
    @futzlol Před 7 lety

    yo these vids are so funny i love your humor XD

  • @sebastianyork6839
    @sebastianyork6839 Před 7 lety

    It's always entertaining when Ster turns on the voice changer and talks to himself .

  • @nathanielstanford3115
    @nathanielstanford3115 Před 7 lety +6

    Ster has no personality and just channels his friends? Funny because about 800,000 people have no personality and just channel ster, myself including.

  • @AesirUnlimited
    @AesirUnlimited Před 7 lety

    Good to see ster play tf2 again

  • @pao_lumu
    @pao_lumu Před 2 lety

    This is just an adorable video tbh

  • @kalikars81
    @kalikars81 Před 7 lety

    Just wanted to drop in and say I'm glad someone like you is playing Titanfall 2. More interest on PC = more players, and I'm happy to see more people enjoying the game

  • @Guru_1092
    @Guru_1092 Před 7 lety

    Arcadum is fucking silly when he plays.
    And I love it.

  • @nickfisher6269
    @nickfisher6269 Před 7 lety +1

    the word you were looking for at 4:45 was perhaps "pedantry"

  • @TheShadyBoi
    @TheShadyBoi Před 5 lety

    Nice to see star_ play tf2 again

  • @heizze7779
    @heizze7779 Před 7 lety

    the ashley and star show.

  • @Mansters666
    @Mansters666 Před 7 lety

    Finally ster videos are funny since he released his second personality. Thanks insanity

  • @RogueFreeman2
    @RogueFreeman2 Před 7 lety

    that ending 100%

  • @thatn00bmustdie
    @thatn00bmustdie Před 7 lety +4

    How much fanfiction is going to be made because of that last scene
    I wonder

  • @ronandolan1180
    @ronandolan1180 Před 7 lety

    "my favorite gun is actually the grenade" -roblox phantom forces player

  • @FruitShake
    @FruitShake Před 7 lety +1

    should have called this video:
    " *TF2 gameplay* ".

  • @bayonetful
    @bayonetful Před 7 lety

    That bit-rate though.

  • @timffkl
    @timffkl Před 7 lety

    Legendary

  • @grantpolley
    @grantpolley Před 7 lety

    Ster literally married himself and I love it

  • @Hazztech
    @Hazztech Před 3 lety

    Would love to see you try titanfall 2 again!

  • @Chauxz
    @Chauxz Před 7 lety

    This game needs more love, people who have not played it do not know what they are missing!

  • @duskyer2391
    @duskyer2391 Před 7 lety

    Who did the Game Sux first? jermiah or stern?

  • @NinetyNineNo
    @NinetyNineNo Před 7 lety

    Jesus, I'd forgotten how Ster's videos could make me lose my shit

  • @LoveXKnife
    @LoveXKnife Před 7 lety

    you're even using the EPG, i fucking love you

  • @Orukunak2
    @Orukunak2 Před 7 lety

    Winston makes my giney tingle.

  • @beyblader101_
    @beyblader101_ Před 7 lety +1

    finally a tf2 vid
    ouh shiet wrong tf2 vid

  • @Crackjavv
    @Crackjavv Před 7 lety

    I thought this was Bricky on helium

  • @Kubloo
    @Kubloo Před 7 lety +1

    But do you have a Death Adder?

  • @cillcamst2
    @cillcamst2 Před 7 lety

    I miss old serious pop his pants Ster.

  • @ryuumarutakahashi7064
    @ryuumarutakahashi7064 Před 7 lety +1

    hey star, are ya still going to do TF2 vids? pls 😙

  • @Leto_0
    @Leto_0 Před 7 lety +1

    Best fucking video in a long time

  • @TheRazzlet
    @TheRazzlet Před 7 lety

    stop being so goals

  • @Tordek
    @Tordek Před 7 lety

    Yay a video that's not about Overhyped!

  • @Solarjolt
    @Solarjolt Před 7 lety

    Ashley is literally your perfect match. I've never seen--er... heard, such a perfect couple.

  • @NathanWright21
    @NathanWright21 Před 7 lety

    Wait wait wait, this was genuine ster_ quality. Unacceptable!