Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast Clip | Canada
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- čas přidán 9. 09. 2024
- Shane gives a recap of his trip to Canada.
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Love how how Shane equates Edmonton as being the cultural backbone of Canada
I thought it was Hamilton? 🤔🤔🤔
Might as well be, everywhere else sucks
Canada doesn't have a culture. It's a fake society.
The cultural butthole maybe…
@@youtubehatesfreespeech not my fault you can't afford the BC vibe homie
“I decide what I think is funny, do you understand how that works” damnnnnnnnnn
I can hear the people from Toronto shitting blood when Shane uses Edmonton as the barometer for Canada.
Toronto is worse than Edmonton imo
montreal is #1 fuck french
On general principle, Fuck Toronto.
The difference is so small
Toronto's a different country fs
I'm a Canadian and I enjoyed this...the accuracy hurts my feelings a little. My country blows since Trudeau
Yep totally agree the spineless leftist politician who is selling out our country to the CCP
We won’t judge you broski! Inshallah
You don't love everything Trudeau does? Terrorist!
Stay strong brother.
Honest question: do any Canadians talk about JT being Castro’s kid? Or is that just an American theory lol.
I imagine that the land between Montreal and Vancouver is just a giant episode of Letterkenny
It is, but are also sunnyvail trailer park, beachcombers, corner gas and degrassi high type people all over the place. It's a mess.
@@alistairclark6814there's a shocking amount of real tpbs in rural mb lmao. Cornergas too, I just haven't seen the other shows
“They have chilly punks?!” Lmao Matt the best
Sitting here in edmonton and crying laughing. Couldn't be more accurate!
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
God that part about the shit in his pants after a bad day just killed me im crying 😭
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
The French is only a percent of what’s wrong w this place, I live in British Columbia, more ppl speak Cantonese, or Punjabi here than French it’s insane that I was taught French in school and only 1,112 people here speak French as a first language
The Cantonese are being phased out, it’s Mandarin now. The Hong Kongers are tight but they got a feud with the mainlanders.
When I visited Montreal a lot in college (lived close to border), everyone that was local spoke strictly French with each other, but immediate switch to English without hesitation if an American was around. I feel like outside of their own community it serves no purpose. But hey, I speak German lol
@@johncee montreal is vastly different then the majority of Quebec . Most people in quebec barely speak english
From Montreal. My dad and I were listening to this in the car both crying tears of joy.
From Edmonton, can confirm, we aren't big fans of all the French on everything out here either.
As a Calgarian, this is hilarious.
West Edmonton Mall is definitely its own vibe
20:11 I almost scraped the wall on highway from laughing. The white undies story is hilarious
Lmao literally just had the exact same experience
I wonder if the 4D movies have ever triggered a Nam flashback
Holy shit
b-man! we got a situation on our hands !
Matt laughs like Winnie the Pooh, makes me smile
Right across the street from the mall there’s a BP’s where Shane could’ve had worms n dirt 😂
British petroleum? They have the dessert snack worms and dirt in Canadian BPs? That's the most badass thing about Canada then
BP is a Canadian restaurant chain (Boston Pizza)
Im from winnipeg and this is literally the highlight of my week, getting mentioned in a MSSP episode.
One of my favorite stories from the pod
Born and raised in bumfuck Alberta and Edmonton is like new York to me😂😂
This was absolutely hilarious lmao
I was at the Friday late show and it was my first time seeing you live. I was definitely the loudest person in the crowd (embarrassing but whatever) and was in the very back of the club. I talked to you afterwards at the bar about how we both have nieces with down syndrome. Amazing conversation and an amazing set. The pirate ship shit was fuckin hilarious. Those themed hotels rooms always creeped me out as well because everyone knows they're 100% built for sex. Thanks for making such an incredible night for me. Keep it up dude you're fucking killing it!
When Shane says “matt” in Phil’s voice 😂
I've said it for 20 years we need to Annex Canada and call it North North Dakota Wyoming
I'm in Vancouver, will gladly trade spots with a pronoun user in Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, Texas, Arizona, Tennessee.
Sorry. Idaho is full :(
i worked at that mall, god i feel sorry for him having to stay there
The fucking rant about the underwear I can’t breathe lmfao! Jesus Christ this is just a naturally funny dude conversation
Dude, Canada is now Canadia. Totally different country from the 1980's. Trudeau ruined the place. It's like a cold Australia with dead dreams
Yep, worst wages for highly skilled jobs in North America
@@jacobs1047 doesn’t mean shit when North America is 2 country’s 🤷🏻♂️
@@BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat mexico, central america, and the caribbean is north america as well
@@BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat nah North America includes Mexico and all the Latin American Countries down to the Panama Canal as well.
@@zachhoward9099 I will always include Mexico with South America , but your right technically lol
It's so crazy hearing Shane talk about Edmonton haha
21:17 bad time to remember I had a brownie still waiting for me to enjoy. Just unwrapped the tin foil it was in when he started this tale of woe.
crying at the white underwear part
Every time I hear this clip I imagine shane walking in the mall with cyber punks Canadians
I'm stuck in Edmonton... my family is from here. I've traveled all over south east Asia and lots of this planet.
I'm very depressed here...
Save me Shane.
Ps: That mall is Canada's asshole...
Sorry
dude i was at his last show at WEM and he's being charitable in this clip lmao
he was full on hammered and clearly not having fun stuck at the mall
at least your not in newfoundland
Get out while you can!!
At least you aren't in Winnipeg like me
@@ryangreene50 I loved new foundland. Just couldn’t understand 90 percent of what was being said lmao
was trying like crazy to find the episode. if someone knows let me know, thatd be awesome.
I don’t care how hungry I am I can’t imagine I’ll ever find myself eating airplane food. 😬
Man I laughed so hard . Thanks
The gayest thing about canada is they don't sell zyns here
perfect representation of west Edmonton mall people
i laughed through this whole fucking thing.
I fucking love this story
Shane is Tom Hanks in Terminal. Except Shane is stuck in a shit house mall up in maple syrup land.
you can't say anything about winnipeg that we don't already say ourselves
Reading all these Alberta folks talk down about Alberta and me sitting in the dumpsterfire that is tario I removed the on, on purpose. Keep your head up Berta could be worse lol
7:39 Get 'em, B-Man!
second time i visited WEM i saw an old guy wandering around in a hospital gown bleeding.
Edmonton !!
All Edmonton has is their giant mall. It makes sense I guess because Edmonton is the most northern populated city, but it's also just the most boomer monument to consumerism. It's also funny when an American comedian comes up to Canada and it's not occurred to them how many of their references are to things that only chronically online Americans would understand. Neil Brennan's set was nearly entirely U.S centric Twitter bullshit that none of us could give even the slightest shit about.
This was good material though, 'tis a silly place we live in sometimes
slugs in the 'cuzzi
I love Canada…as long as they don’t talk shit.
Like y’all are cool, let that be enough, chill. As long as you’re cool we’re cool.
This is my 3rd time rating this video with CZcamss smiley face 5 star system..... I forsure havent listened to it 178 fuckin times
Finally.
Red Foxx taught me, long ago, not to wear white underwear.
Which episode is this?
Ep 389 Patreon the Franklin scandal
@@codyclarke8404 you’re the man
Being from Calgary, I fully support the Edmonton bashing
That’s your own fault for going to Edmonton bud 😂😂😂
Australia should invade New Zealand just to remind Canada that we're tougher than them
18:48 Probably smoked salmon lol
What episode is this from? I cannot find it.
So carls jr is equal to Hardee's? I've had Hardee's. It's not as good as everyone makes Carl's jr to be . So what's the deal
Most of the Canadian stuff isn’t wrong tbh. Though I must say, using any major Canadian city as a barometer for other parts of Canada doesn’t work that well considering each cities culture is strangely different
Edmonton is definitely not the ideal Canadian experience. Just be glad you didn’t go to Montreal! 😂
Montreal is one of our best cities lol.
am from Canada and can confirm all this is true. We have a despot leader and a health care system with 15+ hour wait times.
™ 🍁 sux
How can it be third world we have a better quality of life 🇨🇦
You're gay
Those rankings are always fake and gay
Skipped after accidentally clicking then I heard f canada. Trudu sucks
4D movies are the biggest gimmick.
Absolute garbage
White undies!
Listened to some of this and tried to understand the comedy in it? I'm a Vet with several American Vet brothers and sisters. Canada has turned WOKE for sure, but you folks south of the 49th parallel, are more WOKE. Your blue sanctuary states are definitely questionable. you mentioned or referred to back in the day, I believe you were referring to the War of 1812, but the outcome was Canada kicked your ass at that time. So now back to the US of A wokeness, that is greater in magnitude in the US than in Canada as you have 400M vs 40 M residents, plus the 8+M Kamala let through the border. Your DEMS have weaponized the DOJ against their political rivals, the FBI is corrupt, as what we saw at Marilogo, while Hunter Biden and the rest of the Biden Crime family walk the streets as free individuals. We could also talk about Obama and Clinton's crime family, but I don't have enough time. California, Portland, New York, San Fran, and Washington are all train wrecks. Hollywood and the MSM are proponents of wokeness and corruption. Child trafficking is out of control, Problem is with the US are you'all getting the facts at face value but ignoring it? The CIA is thick in disinformation (Project Mockingbird), and you thrive on accepting the garbage the VIEW, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, and the rest of these shills spout as true? So as your Election is approaching I suggest you try to influence the peeps of the US of A by providing facts to move people to vote for a better life than more of what you have endured over the last 4 years. If you want a reality check on ignorance, suggest you check out This Hour Has 22 Minutes, Rick Mercer's Canadian American question bits.
Says the guys from a place called mechanical creek
Mechanicsburg=mechanical=technological innovations assembled and maintained by capable professionals.
Canada=Cannabis=Stinky pubed incapable losers
You sure got them w that one bud
At least it's in a real country, bro.
Half of us would help
I decide what's funny, lol