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  • @paullester3160
    @paullester3160  Před 3 lety +3630

    there is a part 2 now if you enjoyed this video

    • @rollingstairs1
      @rollingstairs1 Před 2 lety +13

      i did, i realllllly did. Found this through your community vid. Good edits

    • @bige4333
      @bige4333 Před 2 lety +10

      i did but i refuse to like for its 420

    • @marcoantino2920
      @marcoantino2920 Před rokem +15

      just post the video video poster

    • @ZombieKayla
      @ZombieKayla Před rokem +4

      I can't find it anywhere >.

    • @HogartHughes
      @HogartHughes Před 11 měsíci +4

      part 2 has more views than part 1 😀

  • @totallycheckers6494
    @totallycheckers6494 Před 3 lety +15605

    The fact they just insult everyone equally, feels like this is the far as we can get to world equality.

    • @quack7540
      @quack7540 Před 3 lety +1271

      “Why be racist , homophobic or sexist when you can hate everyone equally?” I don’t remember where that quote was from

    • @OfficialKimIsNoob
      @OfficialKimIsNoob Před 3 lety +225

      That's what south park did lol

    • @ajgerbi
      @ajgerbi Před 3 lety +15

      KimIsNoob / Gotta buy chimpokomon

    • @gavingilbertson3970
      @gavingilbertson3970 Před 2 lety +187

      True dark humor is making fun of everything not just things you dont like

    • @BigMikeMcBastard
      @BigMikeMcBastard Před 2 lety +15

      Humor shouldn't punch down.

  • @fullmetaltheorist
    @fullmetaltheorist Před 3 lety +9868

    "Principals always look like lesbian."
    **I mean she's not wrong.**

  • @risa123456789
    @risa123456789 Před 3 lety +4997

    The whole rabbit segment (8:18-8:42) had me literally rolling on the floor. The delivery is fucking PERFECT

    • @e_jiuu
      @e_jiuu Před 2 lety +332

      The whole instrumental behind it is PERFECT too 😭

    • @mani-qj3np
      @mani-qj3np Před 2 lety +328

      "HEHEHEHEEHEHE"

    • @isaiahK0V
      @isaiahK0V Před 2 lety +206

      The voice acting being actually good makes that scene so much better

    • @Zulf85
      @Zulf85 Před rokem +121

      It gets absolutely hysterical when you see the original scene in comparison

    • @vanossgamingfan5001
      @vanossgamingfan5001 Před rokem +1

      "HAEHEHEHE... Touch me... TOUCH ME HARDER"

  • @reandoessomething9933
    @reandoessomething9933 Před 3 lety +3827

    2:15 "whoever told you to do this is either a ghost or a bitch"
    2:24 "RUN! Shes a ghost and a bitch!"
    These two lines give me life

    • @birchcakes
      @birchcakes Před rokem +85

      I've heard this setup and punchline so many times and yet it makes me laugh every single time.

    • @laytonperrett6130
      @laytonperrett6130 Před rokem +12

      Yes this one gets me every time

    • @pikachuyoshipines1646
      @pikachuyoshipines1646 Před rokem +15

      This one my friend and I quote to each other all the time, along with “I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up”

    • @willowthelyxra
      @willowthelyxra Před rokem +28

      "Don't you look at me with those hepatitis eyes"
      Is also a good one 😭😭😭😭

  • @nine8660
    @nine8660 Před 3 lety +11837

    This show can't be on crack, it _is_ crack

  • @KitKat-sv9qp
    @KitKat-sv9qp Před 3 lety +22179

    How did they manage to offend every possible race, religion, culture, sexual orientation in every episode 😭

    • @rachelmaduka9275
      @rachelmaduka9275 Před 3 lety +607

      I really want to know how as well

    • @TerrorLTZ
      @TerrorLTZ Před 3 lety +936

      ask papa franku or south park.
      lucky this show was released in 2005... the hard backlash it would got if it was released in current times...
      edit: wiki extract
      The English dub deviates significantly from the original script. While preserving the basic plot structure and storyline the new script was much more funny and witty with the characters only retaining their names from the Japanese series. The adaptation's humor revolved around topical pop-culture references, politically incorrect gags and fourth wall breaking jokes about the original show's low animation quality, anime cliches, and poor lip-sync.
      The English script was written by Steven Foster and Lucan Duran and allowed for ad-lib by the English voice actors. According to Foster, whoever showed up to the recording studio first for any given episode could improvise anything they wanted, those that came later had to build upon the tone and jokes established earlier.

    • @jacketedmanager3643
      @jacketedmanager3643 Před 3 lety +857

      @@TerrorLTZ imagine being one of the voice actors arriving sooner than everyone else without knowing that and suddenly the director comes to you and tells you "here's the plot, go *WILD* "

    • @TerrorLTZ
      @TerrorLTZ Před 3 lety +258

      @@jacketedmanager3643 you will look in confusion and to test the waters you start doing dark humor.
      and you hear in the booth the voice of the director:
      EXELENT JOB YOU ARE HIRED

    • @leandromonteiroesilva7693
      @leandromonteiroesilva7693 Před 3 lety +681

      If you want to be offensive, be offensive but towards E V E R Y B O D Y, dont leave any race out, this way they cant call you racist cuz you're hatin on everyone equally

  • @niichiee
    @niichiee Před 2 lety +2235

    5:22
    "I like your sister, she's one hot jewel"
    "... I know that you're gay."
    Idk why but this makes me laugh so HARD 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @lovecartoons3922
    @lovecartoons3922 Před rokem +1697

    8:11
    “cmon jump ☺️”
    “I SAID JUMP 👹👺”
    This part never fails to get me

  • @beatm6948
    @beatm6948 Před 3 lety +4699

    The christian girl gets me every time.

    • @lolaminer5
      @lolaminer5 Před 3 lety +260

      Lol I’m a Christian and I think she’s hilarious

    • @hmiztifal
      @hmiztifal Před rokem +227

      “🎶jesus loves me 🎶- COME ON, YOU KNOW THE LYRICS!”

    • @Only_kelpy
      @Only_kelpy Před rokem +15

      SAME THOUGH

    • @Qkkkqr_
      @Qkkkqr_ Před rokem +11

      @@lolaminer5 same LMAO

    • @alphabloodpaw3233
      @alphabloodpaw3233 Před rokem +71

      "If you want something to happen pray as long as your not Muslim or jewish"

  • @q3r3v3
    @q3r3v3 Před 3 lety +6416

    "There's no such thing as South Park's lost japanese cousin"
    South Park's lost japanese cousin:

  • @zenxridit7671
    @zenxridit7671 Před rokem +1043

    6:39 He said "Let's see, SEVEN". And she said "What the fuck are you talking about". She said exactly 7 words, as he predicted. What theories can be built from this?

    • @paullester3160
      @paullester3160  Před rokem +104

      genius

    • @STE7ENFOSTER
      @STE7ENFOSTER Před rokem +55

      holy shit, dude. that's WILD

    • @STE7ENFOSTER
      @STE7ENFOSTER Před měsícem +6

      @GiovanniderBosewicht lolol No! I remember it, I just wasn't aware of my super subconscious genius to have the 7 word reply! (Cuz, honestly, I'm not that brilliant.) Thank you so much for the laugh! I WISH so BAD that I had.

    • @bobthebuilder4240
      @bobthebuilder4240 Před 19 dny +4

      His unintelligible whinges aren't what we think it's actually him speaking in the tongues of old contacting past present and future to detect danger but he knows if he makes it too obvious the others won't follow his path that he has paved towards his idealised future

  • @simpleplanfan011
    @simpleplanfan011 Před rokem +1245

    6:22 this entire scene was too prophetic to be real

  • @Topic-Star14
    @Topic-Star14 Před 3 lety +18067

    God bless the people that made this dub

  • @hayley1595
    @hayley1595 Před 3 lety +8487

    “haveyouacceptedjesusasyourpersonalsavior?”

    • @riri5342
      @riri5342 Před 3 lety +336

      "don'tlustinyoursoul- Jesus you're right."

    • @SymbiontUVPlays
      @SymbiontUVPlays Před 3 lety +337

      "No, I'm Jewish!"

    • @AaronPaulIbarrola
      @AaronPaulIbarrola Před 3 lety +40

      I scrolled down and happened to read this as it happened in the video. Lol

    • @riri5342
      @riri5342 Před 3 lety +22

      @@AaronPaulIbarrolaI love when that happens

    • @sandycarty6887
      @sandycarty6887 Před 3 lety +6

      Yes

  • @adynat0n
    @adynat0n Před 2 lety +1253

    7:28 “To hell with right and wrong, bitch, I'm on fire!!!
    I just love it 😂😂😂

    • @acoryxkenshinfan928
      @acoryxkenshinfan928 Před rokem +31

      I was dying😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ninjacrab
      @ninjacrab Před 4 měsíci +54

      and then she said “hiel hitler” and i burst out laughing that was too funny 😭😭

  • @JoeBuckJohn104
    @JoeBuckJohn104 Před 9 měsíci +322

    This dub is like a group of friends trying to come up with the most offensive shit just to make each other laugh, and I love it

    • @kermitgotthesickkicks4265
      @kermitgotthesickkicks4265 Před 8 měsíci +24

      Literally what happened the voice actors played a game of who came into the studio first got to set the mood of what lines they'd say.

    • @white_knuckle_jork
      @white_knuckle_jork Před měsícem

      Sooo... My friends-

    • @kellyntaylor8184
      @kellyntaylor8184 Před 2 dny

      They sound like they’re having a fun time with this dub

  • @melinakorovessi713
    @melinakorovessi713 Před 3 lety +8494

    This show can’t be on crack it already is lmao

    • @6gi
      @6gi Před 3 lety +10

      That makes no sense

    • @riri5342
      @riri5342 Před 3 lety +36

      @@6gi well, it actually does

    • @6gi
      @6gi Před 3 lety +4

      @@riri5342 how?

    • @riri5342
      @riri5342 Před 3 lety +2

      @@6gi wdym lmao

    • @riri5342
      @riri5342 Před 3 lety +30

      @@6gi well basically (sowwy I'm bad at explaining-) the title say "ghost stories dub on crack" implying thAt the clips weren't originally on crack and that the video is a compilation of them out of context, but the thing is that even when they're in context they are on crack and like ...they can't be more on crack then they already are-
      I'm sorry I'm super bad at explaining and English isn't my first language-
      (Also I see that you're a person of culture 👀)

  • @Angelic_Disaster_
    @Angelic_Disaster_ Před 3 lety +7957

    I still love how these voice actors, despite basically being told to do whatever the hell they wanted to, still wanted to be in character with the people they were voice acting

    • @brazz1578
      @brazz1578 Před 3 lety +52

      Tell me some more background info plzzz

    • @Marmalade-_-
      @Marmalade-_- Před 3 lety +293

      The writers made most of the jokes. Only some of them were improvised by the voice actors.

    • @Angelic_Disaster_
      @Angelic_Disaster_ Před 3 lety +374

      @@brazz1578 To keep it pretty sweet and simple, this show didn't really receive great reviews in Japan when it aired. So then when the show was brought in to be dubbed in the U.S., these voice actors were pretty much given a script with nothing much on it and were told to "just do whatever they wanted to do with it." There's a video of one of the voice actresses speaking of the experience, I could find it and put it as a link if you want to watch it!

    • @Angelic_Disaster_
      @Angelic_Disaster_ Před 3 lety +3

      czcams.com/video/ulKN8CAVw5k/video.html

    • @Angelic_Disaster_
      @Angelic_Disaster_ Před 3 lety +119

      @@Marmalade-_- Gotcha. I just mostly heard numerous times that the VAs were given only really minimal information when they all met for the first session, and then were basically told, "Have fun!" So I kind of stuck with that info because honestly it seemed reasonable, and hilarious.

  • @DailyMemesForYou.
    @DailyMemesForYou. Před rokem +388

    9:20
    "now thats a view!"
    "A view from the bloodstain lake AÆEEGH"
    "The bloodstain lake?.."
    "AÆEEEEGHH."

    • @TheSektor47
      @TheSektor47 Před 3 měsíci +29

      The fact that the scream happens 10 more times in the episode kills me. Lmao

  • @akshayarohatgi6230
    @akshayarohatgi6230 Před rokem +547

    5:41 “Creepy Japanese men can be cabbies too you know” the calm, documentary style narration has me ded 😂

    • @zvezdoblyat
      @zvezdoblyat Před 3 měsíci

      But women should never be allowed to drive 😂

    • @Alloehell102
      @Alloehell102 Před 12 dny

      But women should never be allowed to drive

  • @SymbiontUVPlays
    @SymbiontUVPlays Před 3 lety +8703

    "haveyouacceptedjesusasyourpersonalsavior?"
    "No, I'm Jewish!"

  • @sugarnim78
    @sugarnim78 Před 3 lety +5398

    "Just fill the hole, hole filler"
    "Sure, Jackass"
    "Just move the boards over there, board mover"
    "Okay... Jackass"

    • @Gaby-dd1xp
      @Gaby-dd1xp Před 3 lety +266

      Oh splinter awugh 😩🤌

    • @JoeyLamontagne
      @JoeyLamontagne Před 3 lety +332

      “No ones talking to you, just drive the bus, bus driver. Fucking nosy…”

    • @mwah540
      @mwah540 Před 3 lety +72

      i hc that those two dudes are in love

    • @sugarnim78
      @sugarnim78 Před 3 lety +20

      @@mwah540 you're so right

    • @fimble_wimble
      @fimble_wimble Před 3 lety +26

      Character development at its finest 👌🏾

  • @aggressivedaikons
    @aggressivedaikons Před rokem +425

    8:30 “NOT BECAUSE YOU’RE A RABBIT- IT’S BECAUSE YOUR’E bLACK-“
    OMFG THAT BROKE ME I WAS SILENT UNTIL I JUST BURST OUT CACKLING THE DELIVERY WAS PERFECT

  • @cothen
    @cothen Před 3 lety +349

    "Whoever told you to do this is either a bitch or a ghost."
    "RUN! She's a BITCH and a GHOST!"

    • @willowthelyxra
      @willowthelyxra Před rokem +14

      "Don't look at me with those hepatitis eyes!!"

    • @zvezdoblyat
      @zvezdoblyat Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@willowthelyxraI've always wondered, what the fuck does that mean? Lmao

    • @willowthelyxra
      @willowthelyxra Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@zvezdoblyat
      😭

    • @adansmith5299
      @adansmith5299 Před měsícem +3

      ​@@zvezdoblyat one of the symptoms of hepatitis is jaundice, which gives the whites of your eyes a yellow hue

  • @silenceoflink5880
    @silenceoflink5880 Před 3 lety +2845

    1:22 The off hand "Jesus your right" comment got me

  • @jojos-here
    @jojos-here Před 3 lety +7373

    I can already see this show getting cancelled on Twitter 💀💀

    • @jojos-here
      @jojos-here Před 3 lety +330

      @Derrick Wallace don’t forget 4:19 😭

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 Před 3 lety +581

      Nah.
      They would not, it’s too much of a classic

    • @TheDorianTube
      @TheDorianTube Před 3 lety +170

      Probably by the same people that made it and dubbed it as well. Entertainment people flip like nothing wherever the flow goes.

    • @jessi_heart
      @jessi_heart Před 3 lety +418

      Istg Twitter overexagerates everything. I myself, am a homosexual and find this hilarious-

    • @rijakhan3183
      @rijakhan3183 Před 3 lety +250

      @@jessi_heart I’m a Muslim and I find it hilarious 😂

  • @LunetteFox
    @LunetteFox Před 7 měsíci +116

    2:33 "Before I met Jesus I was REALLY f**ked up."
    "No!"
    "And a sl*t."
    LMAO it's so funny picturing all the characters she voices saying something random like that.

    • @avo.avocado
      @avo.avocado Před 2 měsíci +3

      what other characters does she voice act?

    • @thegirlofmanyfandoms99
      @thegirlofmanyfandoms99 Před 8 dny

      ​@@avo.avocado Monica Rial voices Tsyu Asui in My Hero Academia, and Bulma in DBZ

  • @DanniShelton
    @DanniShelton Před 2 lety +500

    9:22 I remember watching this dub and breaking down from this scene. My abs got such a workout from laughing

  • @miguelramirez6211
    @miguelramirez6211 Před 3 lety +2138

    8:10 “Come on jump…I SAID JUMP”

  • @koragious_edits.5044
    @koragious_edits.5044 Před 3 lety +3606

    1:46 “Do you have any books written by black people”
    As a black person THIS made me laugh so fucking hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @c0ff1nc4ndy8
      @c0ff1nc4ndy8 Před 3 lety +113

      WHEN I READ THAT IT SAID THAT AND I CACKLED-

    • @v01dful29
      @v01dful29 Před 3 lety +210

      “Yeh”

    • @justinf5228
      @justinf5228 Před 3 lety +110

      as a fellow colored individual, I too extorted laughter at this moment

    • @paleface171
      @paleface171 Před 3 lety +20

      I am having trouble believing this was not an abridged version of the actual dub, because that is what it sounds like. A joke, one I have no problems with.

    • @Din-ei6cp
      @Din-ei6cp Před 3 lety +46

      @@justinf5228 Finally another black person that is named Justin like me. I no longer feel alone.

  • @koucanconcern3863
    @koucanconcern3863 Před 2 lety +163

    4:18
    "Think of a big black man chasing you!"
    "AUUHHH!" *falls*
    "Well he's not racist."
    THIS MADE ME SPIT ALL OVER MY LAPTOP

  • @h2gkm0.
    @h2gkm0. Před 2 lety +462

    6:37 my favorite scene from the entire show

  • @niklas7950
    @niklas7950 Před 3 lety +5284

    I fucking love these out of context videos

    • @riri5342
      @riri5342 Před 3 lety +371

      Don't act like there were context in the first place

    • @kayband3513
      @kayband3513 Před 3 lety +83

      This is basically in context for this show hahah

    • @nasyailoni8682
      @nasyailoni8682 Před 3 lety +54

      it doesn't even make sense WITH context 😭

    • @TheWilderCat
      @TheWilderCat Před 3 lety +22

      How could context possibly fix this?

    • @hiroshiramasendjews9539
      @hiroshiramasendjews9539 Před 3 lety +15

      To be fair......it wouldn't even be better with context...........

  • @greygrayy
    @greygrayy Před 3 lety +5527

    For those who didn’t know:
    For the dub of Ghost Stories, the voice actors didn’t have a script, so they could say whatever they wanted to😃

    • @HelloPersonReadingThis.
      @HelloPersonReadingThis. Před 3 lety +449

      And that’s why this is one of the best dubs ever

    • @yvmmiii
      @yvmmiii Před 3 lety +61

      d a m n

    • @theretarbconsultant5469
      @theretarbconsultant5469 Před 3 lety +377

      Ghost Stories ended up being a failure, so the director, said do whatever you want, and they did

    • @Marmalade-_-
      @Marmalade-_- Před 3 lety +268

      This isn’t correct. There was in fact a script. Only some of the jokes were improvised by the voice actors.

    • @chalkdust6124
      @chalkdust6124 Před 3 lety +105

      There was a script but at the same time there was a lot of improvising

  • @NovaRuner
    @NovaRuner Před rokem +678

    “Just dig the hole, hole digger”
    “Just move the boards, board mover”
    “Just drive the bus, bus driver”
    I love that it’s almost a running gag. And also funny

  • @Zamerux
    @Zamerux Před 3 lety +425

    "He tests negative, and then gets hit by a semi? Where is God" always fucking gets me

  • @clare-sv3do
    @clare-sv3do Před 3 lety +3795

    This show gives me life lol

    • @luciddestruction3377
      @luciddestruction3377 Před 3 lety +6

      Racist show tho

    • @joebidenlikeslittlekids5133
      @joebidenlikeslittlekids5133 Před 3 lety +49

      @@luciddestruction3377 do you know how much I care that's why I watch it

    • @iwr7773
      @iwr7773 Před 3 lety +22

      @@luciddestruction3377 the dub is supposed to be offensive

    • @schlagie
      @schlagie Před 3 lety +1

      @@luciddestruction3377 bruh how

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh Před 3 lety +12

      @@luciddestruction3377 Next time you're gonna tell me water is wet or sumthin

  • @emanahmed-fc3ff
    @emanahmed-fc3ff Před 3 lety +1943

    4:17 "THINK OF A BIG BLACK MAN CHASING YOU" as a black person this made me laugh so hard

    • @TerrorLTZ
      @TerrorLTZ Před 3 lety +207

      *falls and its on 4*
      well atleast is not racist...

    • @glam4663
      @glam4663 Před 3 lety +135

      At least he isn't racist

    • @anaiyadelemore5537
      @anaiyadelemore5537 Před rokem +36

      Fun fact: He got 0.2 seconds faster

    • @night00glider
      @night00glider Před rokem +17

      He’s not racer and racist… the double jokes is amazing

    • @N-A762
      @N-A762 Před rokem +2

      So thats what goreshit sampled it from

  • @penofficial_
    @penofficial_ Před rokem +180

    I love how towards the end of the show they started being even more daring. They started doing way more racism, sexual talk, and actually said the f word a bunch of times while the beginning of the show had no such freedom.

  • @kenetabansi5016
    @kenetabansi5016 Před 2 lety +209

    “One little retarded boy has his heart set on this thing” I’m so dead. 😭😭😭

  • @user-ux4px2wl5o
    @user-ux4px2wl5o Před 3 lety +2920

    I HATE AND LOVE THE FACT I USED TO LOVED THIS ANIME BUT ONLY BECAUSE THE DUB IN MY COUNTRY WASN'T FUCKED UP. BUT NOW I LIKED IT EVEN MORE

    • @nelian831
      @nelian831 Před 3 lety +13

      Which dub was it?

    • @GinaDD1996
      @GinaDD1996 Před 3 lety +93

      SAME!!! I knew the show in Spanish and it was my favoriteee now years later I know about the English version and it’s 100% better 🤣

    • @rainycloud10
      @rainycloud10 Před 3 lety +29

      Same. It was aired with a pretty standard dub in my country and I used to love the show. And my love has only become stronger after learning about the English dub.

    • @TerrorLTZ
      @TerrorLTZ Před 3 lety +7

      @@GinaDD1996 i was hoping for the latam dub to be like this... then i remember at a later date dub groups started using the us dub as base.
      but we have the Koni chan latam dub gold.

    • @footballvideos5183
      @footballvideos5183 Před 3 lety +1

      You’re cringe

  • @alhanalem_
    @alhanalem_ Před 3 lety +1972

    I just can't get enough of the "EUHAËHEAUHEU" of Keichirou xD

    • @willcaputo1
      @willcaputo1 Před 9 měsíci +17

      I kinda want it as a ringtone.

    • @TinaFOTZE
      @TinaFOTZE Před 8 měsíci

      @@willcaputo1I can actually mimic it really well, my son absolutely hates it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @famguy222
    @famguy222 Před 2 lety +150

    6:24 nah she predicted that one

    • @malum9478
      @malum9478 Před rokem +16

      didn't have to, they just knew what was up--been the plan for 40 some odd years

  • @CaptainCrunchOfficial
    @CaptainCrunchOfficial Před 3 lety +2058

    I wanna know what drugs they used to make this. I believe this is beyond the abilities of even krokodil

  • @sarahthesnail2271
    @sarahthesnail2271 Před 3 lety +2016

    the quote that makes me laugh every time is
    *"I swear to god! Blue!"*

  • @transaty_661
    @transaty_661 Před 2 lety +190

    "You wanna be an airforce ranger, you wanna live a life of danger, you don't want to get raped by strangers" I cant with this fucking dub

    • @Mugruncher
      @Mugruncher Před rokem

      I nearly died laughing

    • @_kaze_3724
      @_kaze_3724 Před 9 měsíci +4

      "THINK OF A *BIG BLACK MAN* CHASING YOU!!"

    • @zoehogan894
      @zoehogan894 Před 7 měsíci

      @@_kaze_3724at least he isn’t racist

    • @_kaze_3724
      @_kaze_3724 Před 7 měsíci

      @@zoehogan894 debateble.

  • @Evilofhumanity
    @Evilofhumanity Před 2 lety +209

    Kechiro’s incompressible screams always kill me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @adriyeeye
    @adriyeeye Před 3 lety +557

    WHENEVER THAT LITTLE KID CRIES ITS SO FUNNY

    • @e_jiuu
      @e_jiuu Před 2 lety +44

      YES- IT ALWAYS SENDS ME. He basically scream-cries 😭😭

    • @annoyingtsukasa
      @annoyingtsukasa Před 11 měsíci +22

      KETCHIRO IDK HOW TO SPELL HIS NAME

    • @cirgo4879
      @cirgo4879 Před 2 měsíci +13

      Only when you’re wiser can you understand such hard hitting words like “HAHÉWÜEH” 🥀😢

    • @TMNT_Luver222
      @TMNT_Luver222 Před 2 měsíci +4

      "AAAHUEHUEHUE" got me ROLLING

    • @ashleyblue5194
      @ashleyblue5194 Před měsícem

      I live for his cries 😂😂

  • @yaboihenry1946
    @yaboihenry1946 Před 3 lety +449

    8:05 That voice raises my blood pressure.

  • @alexandratwoface6422
    @alexandratwoface6422 Před 2 lety +195

    I’m Christian but I can’t stop laughing now I gotta go repent again😭

  • @renkaiz_
    @renkaiz_ Před rokem +71

    THIS WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY 😭😭
    8:19 "HEHEHEHEHE"
    "Touch me"
    "TOUCH ME HARDER"
    Edit: Its the "TOUCH ME HARDER" that got me 💀

  • @GrandpaShagger69
    @GrandpaShagger69 Před 3 lety +426

    ✨ hepatitis eyes ✨

  • @salonii6345
    @salonii6345 Před 3 lety +688

    7:35 THIS CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD THE FIRST TIME

    • @SoniaRoseOwO
      @SoniaRoseOwO Před 3 lety +112

      W h e n G o d c l o s e s a d o o r 💀

    • @e_jiuu
      @e_jiuu Před 2 lety +45

      @@SoniaRoseOwO *cue screaming*

    • @resilientfool7191
      @resilientfool7191 Před 2 lety +105

      Did she just said "hail hitler"💀

    • @salonii6345
      @salonii6345 Před 2 lety +9

      @@resilientfool7191 yes😭

    • @meme-vw1vi
      @meme-vw1vi Před rokem

      @@resilientfool7191 it was part of the satanic ritual they were doing

  • @bradlee5874
    @bradlee5874 Před 2 lety +66

    8:42 - 8:52 Pretty much sums up the whole series

  • @salelaluna9570
    @salelaluna9570 Před 2 lety +93

    9:12 has me sobbing

  • @Atarashifatan
    @Atarashifatan Před 3 lety +719

    8:19
    The whole plot about the girl and that rabbit is the best. Lmao

  • @TanteiGH
    @TanteiGH Před 3 lety +894

    “Stop it! You’re stretching my lips out”
    “Like this is the first time that’s ever happened” 😂😂😂😂

    • @Art_Prodigy
      @Art_Prodigy Před rokem +8

      Ion get it

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 Před rokem +1

      explain?

    • @urieldaboamorte
      @urieldaboamorte Před rokem +28

      @@NoNameAtAll2 in an earlier episode he was dared to eat a non-sliced eggplant

    • @lgraceeee
      @lgraceeee Před rokem +17

      @@urieldaboamorte are you referring to a man's "eggplant" or an actual eggplant LOL

    • @meme-vw1vi
      @meme-vw1vi Před rokem +20

      @@Art_Prodigy he was chased down by a big black man in a deleted episode

  • @TheMC1102
    @TheMC1102 Před 11 měsíci +20

    "Jesus saved my ass"
    "What a lovely little ass"
    Goodness gracious.

  • @semund1626
    @semund1626 Před rokem +58

    1:29
    That boy screaming is the best thing
    He always says ÃHÆEHUAHO

  • @cummie151
    @cummie151 Před 3 lety +601

    “Do you have any books written by black people?”
    *”Y E H”*

  • @Rivers_TG
    @Rivers_TG Před 3 lety +1154

    This is the only anime/dub in general that I'll watch

    • @st4rg1rlll
      @st4rg1rlll Před 3 lety +34

      Saiki k dub is on crack too

    • @rinalds1620
      @rinalds1620 Před 3 lety +22

      Love is war

    • @theegggod8070
      @theegggod8070 Před 3 lety +3

      ball is life

    • @TWlNARMAGEDDONS
      @TWlNARMAGEDDONS Před 3 lety +11

      What about panty and stocking 🤨 the dub isnt as funny as this one but its a lot fucking better then the sub

    • @emmyjr1231
      @emmyjr1231 Před 3 lety +7

      @@TWlNARMAGEDDONS God, that show (dub) is the anime equivalent of crack and degeneracy. I fucking love it.

  • @agogobell28
    @agogobell28 Před 3 lety +91

    This is SUCH a product of the early 2000s.

  • @marleyfett6569
    @marleyfett6569 Před rokem +100

    1:22
    I just love this break in character right here.

  • @rune8115
    @rune8115 Před 3 lety +1097

    9:30
    As a Texan in a Republican family, this line really hits home yk?

    • @idontknowanymore8552
      @idontknowanymore8552 Před 3 lety +9

      @@nebula5371 Same as well as a Pakistani

    • @kaikaiallday
      @kaikaiallday Před 3 lety +1

      Same😭

    • @Darkpathofficialig
      @Darkpathofficialig Před 3 lety +5

      @@nebula5371 believe it or not, they did whatever they wanted to do with the show as long as it follows the story and the script

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors Před rokem +2

      Pretty sure Steven Foster, who directed the dub, is from Houston too.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 6 měsíci

      @@DakotaofRaptorsHouston’s one of those blue pockets in a red state, what with NASA and all that anti-God indoctrination (science) and radical Islamic numbers (math).

  • @mochizou823
    @mochizou823 Před 3 lety +689

    I just found out the person who voice acts the Christian girl is the same person who dubbed Froppy from my hero academia

  • @TalianaEnthusiast
    @TalianaEnthusiast Před 6 měsíci +60

    3:32 This scene gets me everytime ☠️

  • @king_canis
    @king_canis Před 2 měsíci +14

    This dub is offensive to every minority imaginable but still managed to be a hilarious masterpiece. Dark humor done right.

  • @I3SVS
    @I3SVS Před 3 lety +203

    "DO NOT LUST OVER-"
    "*Jesus you're right.*"

  • @janiyahstokes1887
    @janiyahstokes1887 Před 3 lety +424

    "Do u have any book written by black people"
    "YeS"
    😂😂

  • @eisaku4733
    @eisaku4733 Před 6 měsíci +15

    "Don't you look at me with those hepatitis eyes" got me hard laughing

  • @drghostly1756
    @drghostly1756 Před 2 lety +81

    The fact the voices are lip synced….holy shit this is amazing.

  • @zoettalovu
    @zoettalovu Před 3 lety +373

    0:43 most favorite scene WTF IT WAS CUT SO PERFECT

  • @KashiMugen
    @KashiMugen Před 3 lety +373

    1:41 her face was great.
    8:42 enough said.

    • @Ilovemaltipoos
      @Ilovemaltipoos Před 8 měsíci +4

      The cat is literally packgod💀💀💀💀

  • @greyklopstock7155
    @greyklopstock7155 Před 11 měsíci +20

    "just move the box, box mover."
    KILLS ME. Every time

  • @Serenity_Dude_X
    @Serenity_Dude_X Před rokem +15

    “Don’t look at me with those hepatitis eyes!”
    Never thought I’d hear this kind of sentence, but here we are.

  • @kokomi306
    @kokomi306 Před 3 lety +150

    “Common jump, *I SAID JUMP* 👹”

  • @user-mz4ee8fm1r
    @user-mz4ee8fm1r Před 3 lety +572

    Ghost Stories isn’t ON crack, it IS the crack

  • @mitrashailendra3817
    @mitrashailendra3817 Před rokem +31

    6:22 - Oh. My. God.
    This was more accurate than any Simpsons prediction.

  • @SerpentineEz
    @SerpentineEz Před 3 lety +31

    “Come on, jump 🥰”
    *”👹I SAID JUMP👹”*

  • @Icantdothisanymoreplskillme
    @Icantdothisanymoreplskillme Před 3 lety +474

    2:14 - 2:33 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA IM LITERALLY DYING OMG

  • @ZR_-mj6yu
    @ZR_-mj6yu Před 3 lety +193

    this is like an abriged series

  • @electrobob992
    @electrobob992 Před 2 měsíci +7

    1:24 Damn...
    Even the priest girl was all lusty at points xD

  • @mixie.-.
    @mixie.-. Před 2 lety +99

    “Have you accepted Jesus as your personal savior?”
    “No I’m Jewish!”
    Gets me every time

  • @chaos_lolz
    @chaos_lolz Před 3 lety +451

    I've never watched this show but I have seen numeric clips and I feel this dub bas conceived by a script writer that was given the anime with no context no translation and just did what ever the fuck they wanted with it

    • @beatm6948
      @beatm6948 Před 3 lety +42

      Yeah. The guy who wrote it loves going off the walls, but usually is restricted, so he enjoys this. There were a few ad libbed moments, but it was mostly him.

    • @TheQuashingoftheTub
      @TheQuashingoftheTub Před 3 lety +27

      Essentially what happened. The anime was recieved so terribly in Japan that the Dub director told the voice actors to do whatever the hell they wanted.

    • @iaincowell9747
      @iaincowell9747 Před 2 lety +3

      @@TheQuashingoftheTub Actually not true,

    • @SaperBossTv
      @SaperBossTv Před 2 lety +22

      @@iaincowell9747 actually it's true, since it did so poorly in Japan, that the Japanese studio behind the series when they gave the dubbing license to the dub studio they were basically like "alright you got 3 rules"
      1: have the characters still retain they're Japanese names
      2: let every episode still have the same story and major plotline from the original dub
      And 3: do whatever the hell you want with it, we don't care.
      Tbh since the show flopped so bad in Japan I guess the company producing it didn't have that hope for it to succeed in the west.
      Turns out they were wrong.

    • @bethanybrookes8479
      @bethanybrookes8479 Před rokem +7

      there was no script. just a translation and permission to do whatever as long as main plot beats were hit

  • @brianlaureus
    @brianlaureus Před 3 lety +152

    Craziest part is a lot of these voice actors are popular ones in other anime

    • @naziba4474
      @naziba4474 Před 3 lety +19

      and people still refuse to watch dubs

  • @AndySunshine1291
    @AndySunshine1291 Před rokem +70

    The completely unhinged delivery of “You just wait! When that wonderful President is done stacking the Supreme Court we won’t have to!” Is so amazing. And that joke has, unfortunately, aged like fine wine

    • @Saxophone2841
      @Saxophone2841 Před 19 dny

      *fortunately

    • @isavenewspapers8890
      @isavenewspapers8890 Před 7 dny

      @@Saxophone2841Trying to start shit, huh?

    • @Saxophone2841
      @Saxophone2841 Před 7 dny

      @isavenewspapers8890 why? Scared of a little conversation? Thanks for proving me right though, in my belief that liberals resort to personal attacks immediately :)

    • @isavenewspapers8890
      @isavenewspapers8890 Před 7 dny

      @@Saxophone2841 Evidently, you are the one who was scared of conversation. You couldn't muster a full sentence, only a single word with no elaboration. If this is what passes as conversation for you, it's a sorry excuse for conversation indeed. It's far more likely that you had no interest in presenting coherent discussion and only sought to pick a fight. Speaking of which, the mere acknowledgement of this being a possibility is not a personal attack; it is simply a relevant observation. I know nothing about you as a person, and I have never claimed otherwise.
      "liberals resort to personal attacks immediately"
      Finding the irony in this sequence of words is left as an exercise for the reader.

    • @Saxophone2841
      @Saxophone2841 Před 7 dny

      @isavenewspapers8890 want to talk, then? Let's talk. An unborn child is scientifically of the species human being. It is alive, as proven from its ability to consume, reproduce, and grow. Therefore, it is a living human being. I have a dare for you. Look Up pictures of aborted babies. Then, come back and describe to me those tiny, disfigured, helpless bodies that were suctioned out in bloody clumps.
      Still want to talk? We could also go into the sexism, racism, and ableism behind abortion!

  • @kopawhite1399
    @kopawhite1399 Před rokem +49

    This dub doesn't need a abridged series. Pure gold

  • @Lewis_Hamer
    @Lewis_Hamer Před 3 lety +108

    5:11 "hey man, if you squint it looks like a clown 🤡."
    "SHADDAP. You're here and you're an idiot."

  • @yato-_-1280
    @yato-_-1280 Před 3 lety +248

    7:20-7:38
    This made me full on cackle Holy shit this dub is a treasure

  • @tashibalampkin8555
    @tashibalampkin8555 Před rokem +14

    8:42 Favorite moment. Dude is ruthless. Like, damn.

  • @fiethsing9988
    @fiethsing9988 Před rokem +13

    "RUN! She's a ghost AND a bitch"
    This has stuck with me for so long, I love that darn cat.

  • @paullester3160
    @paullester3160  Před 3 lety +551

    quote any funny parts from the dub I might have missed, if there are enough I will put together a part II

  • @lordsubl1me
    @lordsubl1me Před 3 lety +176

    "think about a big black man chasing you"
    kid knows how to pump people up, fr.

  • @gia.marie2002
    @gia.marie2002 Před 2 lety +68

    I love how most of this is just the Christian girl 😂 best dub ever

  • @cothen
    @cothen Před 3 lety +30

    "Jesus loves me, COME ON, YOU KNOW THE WORDS"

  • @Keitto191
    @Keitto191 Před 3 lety +155

    The best part about this is that it’s the official English dub 😆

  • @beatm6948
    @beatm6948 Před 3 lety +95

    9:42 his tone is hilarious

  • @chaosmagician3443
    @chaosmagician3443 Před rokem +24

    0:57 "I think there's a short circuit between the chair and the keyboard" 🤣🤣

  • @Acheron-IX
    @Acheron-IX Před 3 měsíci +11

    the christian anime girl is the best oml