Christian Anime Girl ~ Ghost Stories

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  • čas přidán 4. 04. 2020
  • Momoko Koigakubo from Ghost Stories spreading the word of Jesus Christ
    DISCLAIMER: Many things said in that video can be offensive towards some groups, religions or ethics. This channel does not support any kind of hateful prejudice. This video is meant sorely for comedic purposes only and not as a political or religious statement.
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  • @MONO-97
    @MONO-97 Před 3 lety +15663

    Her actor had too much fun with this

    • @MurasaHinotheKigKing
      @MurasaHinotheKigKing Před 3 lety +934

      She probably read the Bible in preparation

    • @SergeantExtreme
      @SergeantExtreme Před 3 lety +1087

      @@MurasaHinotheKigKing She's actually an ex-Christian Atheist.

    • @MONO-97
      @MONO-97 Před 3 lety +442

      @@SergeantExtreme omg that's perfect....

    • @Kopivm
      @Kopivm Před 3 lety +229

      Lmao she turned Atheist after voicing this

    • @DinkLover69
      @DinkLover69 Před 3 lety +244

      @@MurasaHinotheKigKing She did. There's a video on youtube where she talks about the show. C:

  • @damoji5332
    @damoji5332 Před 3 lety +12123

    I just realised how much taller she is than the others

  • @fatpurp4041
    @fatpurp4041 Před 3 lety +6531

    SHE HAS THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON HER SIDE!

    • @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779
      @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 Před 3 lety +174

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    • @hadley_mcdonald
      @hadley_mcdonald Před 3 lety +60

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @cxttoncandy_skies4771
      @cxttoncandy_skies4771 Před 2 lety +4

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @redbirdytplays6220
      @redbirdytplays6220 Před 2 lety +8

      @Fatpurp i see what you did there lmao

    • @avocado5387
      @avocado5387 Před 2 lety +22

      Jesus loves all of you repent of your sins which is bad things belive that God raised Jesus from the dead and confess Jesus as lord and you will be saved

  • @oliviap.1370
    @oliviap.1370 Před 3 lety +1728

    "¿haveyouexceptedJesusasyourpersonalsavior¿"
    "No I'm Jewish"
    The writers of the dub really had too much fun

    • @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779
      @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 Před 3 lety +72

      good considering *it was primarily imrpovised*

    • @oliviap.1370
      @oliviap.1370 Před 3 lety +19

      @@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 they did nottttttt- 😭😭😭😭 who the hell approved this?💀💀

    • @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779
      @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 Před 3 lety +61

      ​@@oliviap.1370 Dude, I'm not joking. The show didn't go so well over in Japan so they passed it over to some American dubbing company and let them do whatever the heck they wanted. Literally, every speck of dialogue was rewritten for the American dub.

    • @oliviap.1370
      @oliviap.1370 Před 3 lety +5

      @@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 oops I didn't mean for the "they did not" to actually mean "no they didn't" I meant in like a "wow holy shit" type way. Sorry lol I know what you're talking about

    • @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779
      @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 Před 3 lety +1

      @@oliviap.1370 Oh.
      Well, you learn something new every day, right..?

  • @zobozo5059
    @zobozo5059 Před 3 lety +7361

    "Get out!"
    "Not get out, get saved!"

  • @ctrlaltmack
    @ctrlaltmack Před 3 lety +5131

    “ *lets pray* ...screw it”

  • @elcatrinc1996
    @elcatrinc1996 Před 3 lety +2266

    She's just so passive agressive that its incredible how her voice actress didnt exploded in laughter middle dialogue

    • @brentondisbrowe1435
      @brentondisbrowe1435 Před rokem +80

      There's a reason there are re-takes lol, I'm sure reading the script on it's own would be bizarre enough.

    • @TakemichiOF
      @TakemichiOF Před rokem +63

      @@brentondisbrowe1435 there was no script lol

    • @RRRRapify
      @RRRRapify Před rokem +36

      I would have loved to see the gag reel of the VAs when they were recording. I'm sure they were having a blast.

    • @niko-ni6ps
      @niko-ni6ps Před 10 měsíci +12

      I heard somewhere that because how bad the actual dialogue is, the VA just made up the dialogue

  • @pastelstephanie
    @pastelstephanie Před 3 lety +3099

    I love how sometimes she just breaks character and says stuff like: “Jesus, you’re right.”, or “Let’s all pray first- ah screw it.”

    • @pastelstephanie
      @pastelstephanie Před 3 lety +106

      4:13

    • @avocado5387
      @avocado5387 Před 2 lety +47

      Jesus loves all of you repent of your sins which is bad things belive that God raised Jesus from the dead and confess Jesus as lord and you will be saved

    • @humanperson1835
      @humanperson1835 Před 2 lety +163

      @@avocado5387 omg guys its momoko

    • @user-vl7fm8ck2m
      @user-vl7fm8ck2m Před 2 lety +9

      @@humanperson1835 wow so funny😂😐

    • @newguy371
      @newguy371 Před 2 lety +53

      "The meek shall I herit the-I have no idea."

  • @thomashenry4588
    @thomashenry4588 Před 3 lety +4796

    "Get behind me Satan.....behind....."

    • @zinzolin14
      @zinzolin14 Před 3 lety +275

      Momoko your relapse is showing 😂

    • @nunyabiznes33
      @nunyabiznes33 Před 3 lety +138

      I want them to make a season 2 just so I can see the trainwreck that would be her relapse.

    • @mourning-after
      @mourning-after Před 3 lety +63

      Aight I have questions abt what Satan's doin back there

    • @zinzolin14
      @zinzolin14 Před 3 lety +42

      @@mourning-after if you don't already know you probably shouldnt ask 😂

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr Před 3 lety +6

      @@zinzolin14 Did you mean collapse or relapse?

  • @anxia-tea5846
    @anxia-tea5846 Před 3 lety +9848

    “Do Not Lust in your hea- Jesus, you’re right!”

    • @yararinamiil
      @yararinamiil Před 3 lety +87

      youtube didn't want me to comment a ss lmao

    • @depressedthoughts
      @depressedthoughts Před 3 lety +281

      Jesus loves me- COME ON YOU KNOW THE WORDS

    • @lowhp_comic
      @lowhp_comic Před 3 lety +53

      @@yararinamiil CZcams legit despises freedom of speech

    • @CipherRage-tp5ql
      @CipherRage-tp5ql Před 3 lety +35

      I honestly thought she said Jesus he's white. XD

    • @jamien.5528
      @jamien.5528 Před 3 lety +7

      It worked..?

  • @OzCroc
    @OzCroc Před 3 lety +3006

    3:33 "It won't open!" "What the Hell?!" "When god closes a door-" "Ahhhhhhhhh!"

    • @ievanpolkka1738
      @ievanpolkka1738 Před 3 lety +48

      😂😂😂

    • @tutifru-titi9954
      @tutifru-titi9954 Před 3 lety +74

      You make lemonade

    • @iangreer4585
      @iangreer4585 Před 3 lety +26

      The two doors that open:

    • @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779
      @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 Před 3 lety +19

      @@tutifru-titi9954 Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade.
      Make life take the lemons *back!* Get MAD!
      I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these?!
      I demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?!
      I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down!
      *W i t h t h e l e m o n s ! ! !*
      I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a _combustible lemon_ that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!
      *manic coughing*

    • @nerdloser9987
      @nerdloser9987 Před 3 lety +6

      @@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 damn bro get some sleep

  • @maniac4594
    @maniac4594 Před 3 lety +1832

    3:19 “*Do not lust in your heart*-Jesus, you’re right”💀💀💀

    • @NotAHylian
      @NotAHylian Před 3 lety +65

      😭🤣

    • @0ueddecillion718
      @0ueddecillion718 Před 2 lety +1

      Her thirst is showing

    • @gayfishticks2839
      @gayfishticks2839 Před 2 lety

      "Get him behind me satan... BeHiiiiiNd"

    • @Megamanthemachine
      @Megamanthemachine Před 4 měsíci +9

      @@NotAHylianI like how the voice actor is kind of hilarious she then revoked sinful thoughts but she still said it before

    • @Acheron-IX
      @Acheron-IX Před 2 měsíci

      his ass must have been so fat she broke character 😭

  • @Phantasmagoricalll
    @Phantasmagoricalll Před 3 lety +4841

    Take a shot anytime she says "jesus" "christ" or "lord"

  • @honeyohhoney8485
    @honeyohhoney8485 Před 4 lety +11578

    IS IT BAD THAT IM BASING MY D&D CHARACTER ENTIRELY OFF OF THIS

  • @boeman6702
    @boeman6702 Před 3 lety +1011

    The fact that she can so easily pull out completely random verses from two ends of the Bible really sells it for me Im dying

    • @cjvs1604
      @cjvs1604 Před 2 lety +100

      I think Monica Rial said they got a bible specifically so they could accurately quote it for the show

    • @theshermantanker7043
      @theshermantanker7043 Před rokem +27

      @@cjvs1604 I still can't wrap my head around the fact that this is technically an overly Christian Bulma

    • @BitOfUltraviolence
      @BitOfUltraviolence Před rokem +15

      @@theshermantanker7043 Momoko is more relaxed and wittier. Bulma sounds very much like Satsuki's troubled brother.

    • @SergeantExtreme
      @SergeantExtreme Před rokem +28

      @@cjvs1604 Monica Rial was actually born and raised in a Christian family, so she actually knew a lot of Bible verses already.

    • @lanadoesathing
      @lanadoesathing Před 11 měsíci +7

      It’s very accurate too. I’m the same type of Christian as her and I have pretty much memorized all the verses condemning homosexuality. I could quote them at you without even looking at my Bible! 😎

  • @mcchickchick1810
    @mcchickchick1810 Před 3 lety +2050

    “When I volunteered at the wonderful exodus homosexual conversion camp-“
    I-
    b r u h

    • @carcinogenicthalidomide3057
      @carcinogenicthalidomide3057 Před 3 lety +66

      Iirc this dub was made in 2001.

    • @paulmark992
      @paulmark992 Před 3 lety +6

      Can someone explain.

    • @justincase9650
      @justincase9650 Před 2 lety +156

      @@paulmark992 Conversation therapy is based on the (bullshit) idea that you can change a persons sexuality.
      It's practices varie from pseudo-science to full on torture.

    • @joschuych.4752
      @joschuych.4752 Před 2 lety +24

      @@justincase9650 Is that like a denomination thing? Because I'm from a Baptist church and we've never held anything like that we just say, "let Jesus do the work," or something, then again I don't think we've ever had anyone LGBTQ+ ever visit our church so eh.

    • @justincase9650
      @justincase9650 Před 2 lety +66

      @@joschuych.4752 Kinda, it's a separate thing from a church.
      Kids are send to a camp for it and the "counselors" take care of the rest.

  • @haileywiscott4286
    @haileywiscott4286 Před 3 lety +20153

    haveyouacceptedjesusasyourpersonalsaviour?

    • @vhallis
      @vhallis Před 3 lety +1622

      *NO, I'M JEWISH*

    • @kenzikapture3729
      @kenzikapture3729 Před 3 lety +402

      @@vhallis Momoko: *_"I just want to make sure that you're saved. I am & ever since I was saved, I've had the gifts & I can sense this place is haunted. As a matter of fact I feel a very strong sense of evil right now, just around the corner..."_*

    • @PlexusCaeruleum
      @PlexusCaeruleum Před 3 lety +33

      NO

    • @user-qs1om9nk1p
      @user-qs1om9nk1p Před 3 lety +20

      Hailey Wiscott I have

    • @DieBrunovsky
      @DieBrunovsky Před 3 lety +11

      je viens de ressuscité.

  • @user-mh4or3fx3c
    @user-mh4or3fx3c Před 3 lety +4708

    The VA for the whiney kid deserves an award, lol. That cry or whine is so hilarious.

    • @rubitch
      @rubitch Před 3 lety +298

      *UUHAH*

    • @kayvayn
      @kayvayn Před 3 lety +211

      AUEGAUGEY WAHAHA WUAGEUAGEHEH

    • @quollosuru
      @quollosuru Před 3 lety +69

      He naturally sounds like that too, his names greg ayres

    • @jayman5234
      @jayman5234 Před 3 lety +96

      @@lowhp_comic "What the FUCK are you talking about!?"

    • @andrewe165
      @andrewe165 Před 3 lety +15

      @@quollosuru it’s played by a girl

  • @bizarrion
    @bizarrion Před 3 lety +661

    10:22 " some Christians believe there are dogs and cats in heaven, but I don't think so-"
    WHAHHUAHAAH

    • @user-qv6fg1zr6y
      @user-qv6fg1zr6y Před 3 lety +36

      lmaooo

    • @Stylenigga
      @Stylenigga Před 10 měsíci

      Oh nah

    • @ElevenWater975
      @ElevenWater975 Před 26 dny +2

      Nah, I think there will be dogs and cats in heaven Psalm 36:6
      “Your righteousness is like the highest mountains, your justice like the great deep. You, Lord, preserve both people and animals.”

    • @kanireader
      @kanireader Před 22 dny

      @@ElevenWater975 Yes but animals do not have souls so there is no salvation for them when they die

  • @jaiden8529
    @jaiden8529 Před 3 lety +301

    Momoko: "But i think your skirt is helping them out slutsuki- i mean Satsuki"
    I AM DYING.

  • @xlemzy
    @xlemzy Před 3 lety +5064

    3:52 Jesus loves me..oH *COME ON YOU KNOW THE WORDS*

    • @ArcySeguraTV
      @ArcySeguraTV Před 3 lety +319

      The cat: 😐😳😑

    • @Ashlyn172
      @Ashlyn172 Před 3 lety +18

      XD

    • @Oh-Ben
      @Oh-Ben Před 3 lety +91

      The most Stocking line delivery

    • @vero5878
      @vero5878 Před 3 lety +47

      Yes I know, for the Bible tells me so

    • @vero5878
      @vero5878 Před 3 lety +6

      Keep it going

  • @fluffyquartz9668
    @fluffyquartz9668 Před 3 lety +4972

    WHAT MAKES THIS EVEN FUNNIER IS THAT NONE OF IT IS IN THE SUB
    SHE WAS A NORMAL CHARACTERS IN THE ORIGINAL ANIME
    THE DUB MADE HER WORSHIP JESUS FOR SOME REASON

    • @fartyfat6539
      @fartyfat6539 Před 3 lety +1245

      the dub literally changed *ALL* the dialogues. they said they just doin whatever they think is funny. since the show bombed in Japan they give the dubbing studio free reign to make it at least break even in the US.

    • @nah9466
      @nah9466 Před 3 lety +12

      @Firion Al'Hade 69th like ✨

    • @sickening_love1154
      @sickening_love1154 Před 3 lety +294

      @@fartyfat6539 it worked. It blew up in America.

    • @bluesleeper8677
      @bluesleeper8677 Před 3 lety +298

      @@fartyfat6539 Apparently, the idea that it bombed in Japan is false. It did fine, but it had lots of references to Japanese folklore that would cause it to bomb in America, and thus the dubbing studio claimed that it did poorly in Japan to get the show attention

    • @BladeDevil
      @BladeDevil Před 3 lety +96

      @@bluesleeper8677 actually it did bad.

  • @greylipstick3024
    @greylipstick3024 Před 3 lety +3673

    1:47 "Oh my what a gifted seamstress, I hope your not a homosexual"
    as a gay man who studies fashion design this really hits home

  • @applelmao1973
    @applelmao1973 Před 3 lety +631

    6:32 "WOoOOo" "Lord, is that you" "yes, it is" "NAH I'M JUST KIDDING"

  • @Feare909
    @Feare909 Před 3 lety +7148

    What I find most amusingly ironic is that this same voice actor who is playing an overtly Christian character also played as Mirajane from Fairy Tail, a wizard in the guild who’s powers derived from using Satan’s Soul form.

    • @YumegakaMurakumo
      @YumegakaMurakumo Před 3 lety +424

      The voice actress is a bitter atheist named Monica Rial who uses the same fucking voice for a good portion of all the characters she voices soooo yeah...

    • @Feare909
      @Feare909 Před 3 lety +330

      Mugaka Murakumo I concur. I appreciate and like her style. I just enjoy the incidental irony. That’s some of the best part of most actors and such

    • @sidekick929
      @sidekick929 Před 3 lety +108

      Feare909 I knew this girl sounded familiar lmfao she and Vic Mignogna are two VA’s i recognize no matter who they’re playing

    • @OfflineCepha
      @OfflineCepha Před 3 lety +61

      Doesn’t she voice Stocking too?

    • @YumegakaMurakumo
      @YumegakaMurakumo Před 3 lety +65

      @@OfflineCepha She does. And Jamie Marchi voiced Panty.
      Edit: Stupid Gainax. I want a conclusion to PSG

  • @steponmemelissa9688
    @steponmemelissa9688 Před 3 lety +9328

    I actually swear, this girl is literally everyone in my old school and my family but amped up just a bit.

  • @mikip282
    @mikip282 Před 3 lety +278

    “jesus loves me- COME ON YOU KNOW THE WORDS 🤬”
    kills me every time

  • @Alisibeth_Talia212
    @Alisibeth_Talia212 Před 2 lety +294

    I love how her VA just occasionally breaks character. I'd be too busy laughing to take those lines seriously. 🤣🤣

    • @dragonflarefrog1424
      @dragonflarefrog1424 Před 2 lety +2

      when did she break character?

    • @dstreetz91
      @dstreetz91 Před rokem +19

      @@dragonflarefrog1424 When she whips out the sassy remarks or my particular favorite in here is at 3:15 when she says "Jesus, you're right."

    • @Cr102y
      @Cr102y Před rokem

      @@dragonflarefrog1424 4:11

    • @kyon-kyon-
      @kyon-kyon- Před rokem +11

      @@dragonflarefrog1424 it’s when her sweet voice turns deep. lmao i live for those moments 10:23

  • @somedumbtrollshrekislovesh9643
    @somedumbtrollshrekislovesh9643 Před 3 lety +11966

    As a Christian this is very funny

  • @6701kirby
    @6701kirby Před 3 lety +2059

    Whoever green light this dub please give him a raise

    • @titang6173
      @titang6173 Před 3 lety +123

      That would be the original makers. It bombed so bad in Japan they told ADV to do anything it took to make it sell

    • @Al_musawi14
      @Al_musawi14 Před 2 lety +11

      R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-raise?

    • @avocado5387
      @avocado5387 Před 2 lety +2

      Jesus loves all of you repent of your sins which is bad things belive that God raised Jesus from the dead and confess Jesus as lord and you will be saved

    • @-EcchiGuy
      @-EcchiGuy Před 2 lety +11

      Not really. They totally fucked up this anime.
      In a very funny way, but still completely fucked up.

    • @Imperial8933
      @Imperial8933 Před 2 lety +14

      This dub is hilarious, I’d say it’s a success for getting us to chuckle/laugh like crazy. No matter how much time flies, this will always be enjoyable. Anyone that doesn’t see it as such well it’s okay as long as they don’t go ballistic. (Please god I hope they don’t ruin the fun with their rants and self righteousness.)

  • @ninjaviking1999
    @ninjaviking1999 Před 2 lety +352

    Whoever wrote this must have had a very religious family, these jokes are way too detailed and accurate.

    • @Mole-Esther
      @Mole-Esther Před rokem +11

      It was mostly improvised

    • @cara-seyun
      @cara-seyun Před 11 měsíci +55

      No one wrote it, the Christian parts were all improvised by the VA
      In the original script, she’s a psychic, but in the dub she actually has the power of the Holy Spirit

    • @louisfill849
      @louisfill849 Před 8 měsíci +3

      Not really at all this is literally the basic.

    • @Veltior
      @Veltior Před 5 měsíci

      The VA's family is actually Christian. That explains it pretty much. I hope she finds Jesus 🙏

  • @Nognamogo
    @Nognamogo Před rokem +139

    6:00 this scene turned out to be pretty accurate.

  • @liqqlepwince
    @liqqlepwince Před 3 lety +5372

    Momoko is best girl, agree with me now heathen.

    • @firepower7017
      @firepower7017 Před 3 lety +79

      I am Buddhist. I also prefer the Roman ways, I also prefer that one ideology.
      The best anything from me has to be chocolate milk hands down.

    • @yanfeimain9327
      @yanfeimain9327 Před 3 lety +170

      Thank you fellow Christian, don't forget to not lust in your heart or you will become a sinner

    • @Batnoodles
      @Batnoodles Před 3 lety +7

      Fire Power701 you should become Christian :)

    • @xxflameaminoxx
      @xxflameaminoxx Před 3 lety +18

      Kaiser *lmao i hope your joking-*

    • @nylaanderson4372
      @nylaanderson4372 Před 3 lety +14

      I’m gay lol so no

  • @phglitch
    @phglitch Před 3 lety +968

    she and that little boy carried the dubbed series

    • @brutalhonesty6666
      @brutalhonesty6666 Před 3 lety +131

      Don't forget the cat.

    • @loqi453
      @loqi453 Před 3 lety +43

      have you actually watched the show?

    • @DiamondVeena
      @DiamondVeena Před 3 lety +217

      You mean every single person in that dub lol

    • @reigensolos
      @reigensolos Před 3 lety +122

      every single character carried it ngl

    • @DiamondVeena
      @DiamondVeena Před 3 lety +17

      @@reigensolos
      I’m the dark reunion

  • @crysheart
    @crysheart Před 3 lety +135

    "MOVE MOTHER MARY"
    "Heathen."
    you cant tell me this isnt the best line ever

  • @mathewgodfrey1517
    @mathewgodfrey1517 Před 3 lety +504

    As a Christian, I find her hilarious. She's definitely a favorite character of mine and I burst out laughing anytime she says something Christian related.

    • @STE7ENFOSTER
      @STE7ENFOSTER Před 2 lety +14

      @Mathew Godfrey, I love you. This might be my favorite comment ever.

    • @bei8734
      @bei8734 Před rokem +10

      @@STE7ENFOSTER Bruh the director himself. You, sir, are a genius

  • @notina4740
    @notina4740 Před 4 lety +2941

    Most beautiful video ever

  • @CapnJigglypuff
    @CapnJigglypuff Před 3 lety +1938

    "When that wonderful president finishes stacking the Supreme Court, we won't have to."
    I swear to god, this dub is 15 years old but it hasn't aged a day.

    • @yertletheworm
      @yertletheworm Před 3 lety +35

      dub is 15, og is twenty, time flies. :'c

    • @andytorres6052
      @andytorres6052 Před 3 lety +5

      Who was she referring too? Ronald regan?

    • @CapnJigglypuff
      @CapnJigglypuff Před 3 lety +72

      @@andytorres6052 Bush 2. Reagan was way before 2005.

    • @andytorres6052
      @andytorres6052 Před 3 lety +2

      @@CapnJigglypuff I know, but he was the only republicans I know of who was president. The rest are democrat

    • @jacobdaniels3246
      @jacobdaniels3246 Před 3 lety +20

      @@andytorres6052 Well, Trump, Bushes, Reagan, in modern times for Reps. Obama, Carter, and Clinton in modern times for Democrats.

  • @oofydoom
    @oofydoom Před 2 lety +291

    As a Christian, it's absurdly funny because most of what she's saying is true mixed with a few stereotypes. What a blessing of a character.

  • @mantzooo
    @mantzooo Před 2 lety +71

    I LOST IT COMPLETELY WHEN SHE CALLED THE GIRL SLUTSUKI LMAO

  • @derpedfox
    @derpedfox Před 3 lety +670

    Keichirou has the most character development in 10 minute

  • @ThreeWishesTooMany
    @ThreeWishesTooMany Před 3 lety +820

    Momoko: The situation has brought him to his knees! He's accepting Jesus!
    Satsuki, flatly: Hallelujah.

  • @lapizlapoppy
    @lapizlapoppy Před 3 lety +108

    8:54 "She must be one of God's chosen, _like me_ "

  • @harrietr.5073
    @harrietr.5073 Před 3 lety +132

    Imagine being a young Japanese person living in the west practicing their English by watching translations of their cartoons/anime, watching one of the boring ones to see how it survived in the west, then watching this.

  • @everardogarcia8084
    @everardogarcia8084 Před 3 lety +2177

    This show made me the Christian I am today.

    • @sharkcatsayboo6098
      @sharkcatsayboo6098 Před 3 lety +166

      @Smash 456 why? Because we spread the word of god?

    • @isaacm7934
      @isaacm7934 Před 3 lety +72

      @Smash 456 I mean not everyone's the same

    • @lunchingtangpua2415
      @lunchingtangpua2415 Před 3 lety +15

      @@fordsimpson2792 i am pretty sure most of us are not like only our mother are a bit too much religious also how many christian have you met to say that

    • @lunchingtangpua2415
      @lunchingtangpua2415 Před 3 lety +2

      @@fordsimpson2792 ok you just guess

    • @SDALLE99
      @SDALLE99 Před 3 lety +1

      @@sharkcatsayboo6098. Yes. Yes. Just, yes.

  • @rashenels2705
    @rashenels2705 Před 3 lety +738

    Oh Satsuki let’s sing
    Jesus loves me
    COME ON YOU KNOW THE WORDS

  • @IwanSetiawan-be1gd
    @IwanSetiawan-be1gd Před rokem +52

    2:07 "If you want something to happen, just need to pray~ and not be a Muslim, or Jewish!"
    No offense but that line crack me up for 5 minutes

    • @ssaeed6647
      @ssaeed6647 Před měsícem +2

      I am Muslim and I find it funny 😂

  • @itsisabel420
    @itsisabel420 Před 3 lety +74

    This girl’s entire personality is Jesus and I love it.

  • @FlakeTillman
    @FlakeTillman Před 3 lety +1458

    ✝️ Take a shot every time you hear a Protestant heresy

    • @YeetYeet-vk6re
      @YeetYeet-vk6re Před 3 lety +96

      I was hospitalized from alcohol poisoning :/

    • @Arcueid_Brunestud
      @Arcueid_Brunestud Před 3 lety +17

      Extra Ecclesiam nulla salus!

    • @SergeantExtreme
      @SergeantExtreme Před 3 lety +43

      @@YeetYeet-vk6re That is because you do not know the love of Jesus your Savior. Repent, and be a heathen no more!

    • @YeetYeet-vk6re
      @YeetYeet-vk6re Před 3 lety +16

      @@SergeantExtreme I'm not a heathen or heretic, I'm Orthodox

    • @SergeantExtreme
      @SergeantExtreme Před 3 lety +19

      @@YeetYeet-vk6re LOL. I was just joking in the style of the Christian girl from this clip. But yeah, Protestants have nothing against the Orthodox Church.

  • @MrYum_Yum
    @MrYum_Yum Před 4 lety +1905

    6:00 “just wait when that wonderful president finishes stacking the supreme court we wont have too!”

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 Před 3 lety +136

      Praise Jesus.

    • @l1ghtd3m0n3
      @l1ghtd3m0n3 Před 3 lety +93

      Zach Gregory Literally predicted 2016

    • @zaephous
      @zaephous Před 3 lety +2

      Runs

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker Před 3 lety +55

      L1GHT D3M0N
      God bless president Trump. Finally, the holocaust of the unborn will come to an end.

    • @MaplesSyrups
      @MaplesSyrups Před 3 lety +64

      Bryan Merrill End those fetuses life’s 😼🔪 👶🏼

  • @DArtCat
    @DArtCat Před 3 lety +182

    "Are you a Moron?"
    "Yes, but that's besides the point"
    LMAO I'M CRYING

  • @dwarflanternsharkfriend6713

    EVERY. DAMN. LINE.
    Every single sentence.
    It's just so priceless.

  • @orthodoxvader2638
    @orthodoxvader2638 Před 3 lety +800

    I'm an Orthodox Christian and I find this hilarious.

  • @joaozamana5357
    @joaozamana5357 Před 3 lety +675

    6:06 is hitting different now...

  • @yowisho8973
    @yowisho8973 Před 3 lety +56

    She is the anime version of “I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE”

  • @galihriskipratama3631
    @galihriskipratama3631 Před 3 lety +57

    6:27 its beautifull i wanna cry

  • @KoolKyurem25
    @KoolKyurem25 Před 3 lety +222

    3:20 has me broken

  • @mkendrick94
    @mkendrick94 Před 3 lety +400

    I’m married to a cradle Catholic. We watched this show together and she was in stitches

    • @Matt-kr9bo
      @Matt-kr9bo Před 3 lety +59

      I stopped because we have the same profile logo, then I realized that your name is my name (I am also Matt L), and funnily enough, like your wife, I’m a cradle Catholic. What a weird coincidence😂

    • @dulceporneso3260
      @dulceporneso3260 Před 3 lety +17

      @@Matt-kr9bo yo what- that’s insane

    • @Matt-kr9bo
      @Matt-kr9bo Před 3 lety +4

      @@dulceporneso3260 Ikr😂

    • @thetiredworm2100
      @thetiredworm2100 Před 3 lety +6

      Lmao, why? I’m Christian but this anime so funny😂

    • @BitOfUltraviolence
      @BitOfUltraviolence Před rokem +1

      Nothing funny about a crusader attempting to save her sinning friends from burning.

  • @gerrymccarebear1328
    @gerrymccarebear1328 Před 3 lety +92

    "God gave mankind dominion over the animals, and they all look alike anyway." This one literally made me double take. God, I love this show

  • @mattkim96
    @mattkim96 Před 3 lety +124

    “...god can you go bomb an abortion clinic or something?” LMAO this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

    • @cara-seyun
      @cara-seyun Před 11 měsíci +2

      And then what she says after

  • @Willy-uk9tr
    @Willy-uk9tr Před 3 lety +375

    6:41 underrated clip

  • @wiseass2149
    @wiseass2149 Před 3 lety +277

    I miss dubs like this. This was hilarious.

    • @mushmushmush
      @mushmushmush Před 3 lety +8

      @@susmagician3683 I as a feminazi/sjw like fun things (including this dub)

    • @therainbowbelongstosatan4260
      @therainbowbelongstosatan4260 Před 3 lety +6

      @@susmagician3683 i as a FeMinazi and sJw am really fucking into that shit.

    • @susmagician3683
      @susmagician3683 Před 3 lety +3

      I am sorry for the first comment and never meant what I have said. I apologise for the comment and will enjoy this anime which is one of the best comidically and hope others do to.
      I am truly sorry again if I offended you in any way

    • @mushmushmush
      @mushmushmush Před 3 lety +3

      @@susmagician3683 It's okay. I don't think what you said was that offensive, just very wrong. You don't need to feel to feel to bad about it, everyone makes mistakes, and you had the integrity to apologize to strangers on the internet.

    • @jama.gyaaal4327
      @jama.gyaaal4327 Před 3 lety +5

      Why do ppl hate on dubs so much? The ones I’ve seen are pretty good imo 😅

  • @depo3343
    @depo3343 Před 3 lety +624

    As a Christian, this stereotype is hilarious. Why doesn’t everyone just laugh off a stereotype?

    • @nathanielduncan4692
      @nathanielduncan4692 Před 3 lety +22

      uh snowflakes.

    • @nathanielduncan4692
      @nathanielduncan4692 Před 3 lety +17

      and as a person of the faith i'm with you to.

    • @brandonl6210
      @brandonl6210 Před 3 lety +68

      Man, I wish I could quote the Bible like that. Based anime girl

    • @yuyaricachimuel555
      @yuyaricachimuel555 Před 3 lety +41

      Probably because these stereotypes are apparently too real by the acts of some people xP

    • @nathanielduncan4692
      @nathanielduncan4692 Před 3 lety +9

      @@yuyaricachimuel555 yeah i think you hit the nail on the head there.

  • @yertter
    @yertter Před rokem +145

    Momoko is why I converted to Christianity. God bless her!

    • @MiloMondo
      @MiloMondo Před rokem +33

      That's great!, God's great!

    • @gnarsly
      @gnarsly Před 10 měsíci +5

      the irony

    • @gdawg1585
      @gdawg1585 Před 10 měsíci

      Her and Christians that act like this in real life are the reason I'm atheist and will never go back to Christianity ever again.

    • @gnarsly
      @gnarsly Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@anon_148 would you like to enlighten me on what i'm not getting

    • @gnarsly
      @gnarsly Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@anon_148 so you're not going to actually give an argument, got it

  • @twinone9121
    @twinone9121 Před 3 lety +528

    05:33 As a Buddhist, this line is hilarious 🤣👌

    • @willimeister2553
      @willimeister2553 Před 3 lety +21

      Same here XD

    • @supergastonh
      @supergastonh Před 3 lety +63

      Well Buddhism believes in reincarnation, world is hell. So she might got a point.

    • @twinone9121
      @twinone9121 Před 3 lety +29

      @@supergastonh as we say, life is samsara (suffering) 😆👌

    • @Quinntus79
      @Quinntus79 Před 2 lety +8

      @@twinone9121 sounds similar to what I learned in Catholic School.

  • @OzCroc
    @OzCroc Před 3 lety +95

    4:23 I love how the shirt fits perfectly

    • @socksboii3848
      @socksboii3848 Před 2 lety +7

      Damn. I saw this damn clip and I was like
      Nice

  • @Irrelevantuser443
    @Irrelevantuser443 Před 3 lety +97

    8:15 this shit had me crying

  • @crabby7524
    @crabby7524 Před 3 lety +43

    3:36 "When god closes a door.."
    **collective screaming**

  • @LuxCirilo
    @LuxCirilo Před 3 lety +1928

    so this is how atheist see us christians huh? I see the problem... mmm let me clarify this stereotype, it's simple, maybe if they accept Jesus then... oh no wait ehmm let me start again

  • @honkeymcgee3934
    @honkeymcgee3934 Před 3 lety +266

    9:13 when my parent find my deviantart.

  • @SoaringFox16
    @SoaringFox16 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Yesterday, I got to meet Monica Rial at a convention, and I brought this anime up. She talked about how she was just as amazed As I am that this shows dub got to see the light of day, and how hilarious it was.

  • @gokce9521
    @gokce9521 Před rokem +25

    6:01 that aged like fine wine

  • @nihilistic9927
    @nihilistic9927 Před 3 lety +203

    During the Crusade, Momoko lead God's army.

  • @howdypartner8326
    @howdypartner8326 Před 3 lety +288

    ''Your mother was so full of Jesus''
    - Momoko Koigakubo

  • @Fr4ncM
    @Fr4ncM Před 2 lety +55

    She made me stop being an atheist and embrace Christianism.

  • @MothFable
    @MothFable Před rokem +28

    This characters actor feels like they were actually a Christian and grew up that way. This feels painfully accurate, and sorta beyond the stereotypes

    • @velvetbutterfly
      @velvetbutterfly Před rokem +9

      Sources say she was and that a number of the bible versed she quotes are ones she remembered from childhood

    • @cara-seyun
      @cara-seyun Před 11 měsíci +1

      Yeah she seems like a Christian, or at least raised in a Christian home

  • @DPowered2
    @DPowered2 Před 3 lety +263

    This anime dub was a fluke and its a blessing from God and his holy light

    • @andrewjohn2124
      @andrewjohn2124 Před 2 lety +1

      If it was a blessing from God and his holy light then it was no fluke...repent and turn to Jesus.

  • @gottacannonfast
    @gottacannonfast Před 3 lety +164

    "If Kaya would have died do you think his little spirit would have gone to heaven?"
    "That's a good question keiichirou. Some christians believe there are cats and dogs in heaven, but I don't think so"

    • @pokefan7446
      @pokefan7446 Před 3 lety +1

      Minor nitpick, but the name is "Kaya", not "Kyle"

    • @sam4gaming135
      @sam4gaming135 Před 3 lety +1

      "Well you god sucks,"

  • @julee5071
    @julee5071 Před 3 lety +111

    4:05 had me laughing so bad

  • @WalrusPlatypus
    @WalrusPlatypus Před 3 lety +70

    “When I volunteered at the wonderful Exodus Homosexual Conversion Camp I met this woman who was there who looked a lot like that lesbian I MEAN woman”

  • @chargirl7677
    @chargirl7677 Před 3 lety +529

    Where’d you get this video of my family

  • @zinzolin14
    @zinzolin14 Před 3 lety +155

    Some Christians believe that there are cats and dogs in heaven... *but I don't think so*

  • @Acheron-IX
    @Acheron-IX Před 2 měsíci +9

    6:01 this interaction is the best 😭

  • @hearthatbird
    @hearthatbird Před 8 měsíci +23

    Truly an inspiration to all Christians. We should strive to emulate her.

  • @birdontheinternet
    @birdontheinternet Před 3 lety +90

    3:19 holy shit her voice just drops like "oh lawd he commin"

  • @Casey5693
    @Casey5693 Před 3 lety +1738

    I'm a Christian. Is this what people think we're like? XD

    • @hexwolfi
      @hexwolfi Před 3 lety +448

      I was like that in middle school. Mistakes were made lol

    • @Ashlyn172
      @Ashlyn172 Před 3 lety +67

      Maybe .. ?

    • @Casey5693
      @Casey5693 Před 3 lety +356

      @@hexwolfi I'm not gonna lie. I kinda thought that way, too. I'm ashamed of how homophobic I used to be.

    • @Casey5693
      @Casey5693 Před 3 lety +26

      @@Ashlyn172 Sigh

    • @thenorthwillow1536
      @thenorthwillow1536 Před 3 lety +150

      Nah not really 😆
      I know it's really just the crazy ones

  • @Averdein
    @Averdein Před 2 lety +27

    3:38 I love how she says it in such a matter of fact way

  • @shuheihisagi7514
    @shuheihisagi7514 Před 3 lety +118

    Everyone needs a jesus girl in their friend group

    • @kingoffire105
      @kingoffire105 Před rokem +3

      I want Jesus girlfriend! Not crazy tho.

    • @Carlo-qj5jl
      @Carlo-qj5jl Před rokem

      😂

    • @lanadoesathing
      @lanadoesathing Před 11 měsíci +3

      I’m definitely the “crazy Jesus girl” of my group. I wear the title as a badge of honor.

    • @federicomachado811
      @federicomachado811 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@lanadoesathingI doubt you have any friends, and if you have they probably hate your guts and tall shit behind your back, deservenly so 😊

    • @federicomachado811
      @federicomachado811 Před 7 měsíci +1

      lol no

  • @user-qx7cy8pd6u
    @user-qx7cy8pd6u Před 3 lety +63

    the fact that the dub fully switched the genre of the show is priceless

  • @kewldude23xx
    @kewldude23xx Před 3 lety +185

    I watch this video on Sundays

  • @fieryphoenix586
    @fieryphoenix586 Před 2 lety +80

    There are deadly, violent ghosts roaming around and all she wants is for her friends to accept Jesus as their personal savior so they are saved and won't burn in hell if they die.
    What a great friend.

  • @animateddepression
    @animateddepression Před 3 lety +22

    I love how they randomly tied the homosexual conversion camp thing back to the kids' dead mother.

  • @bgm-sh9pe
    @bgm-sh9pe Před 3 lety +72

    "oh look, a different heathen!"

  • @mrdarcy5311
    @mrdarcy5311 Před 3 lety +79

    THIS IS THE ONE ANIME THAT DOESN'T NEED AN ABRIDGED VERSION.

  • @grandmasterventi7952
    @grandmasterventi7952 Před měsícem +4

    As a Christian myself, this girl definitely is has more Christianity in herself than me.

  • @1nown
    @1nown Před rokem +14

    6:05 hits harder in 2022

  • @securerofthebag2890
    @securerofthebag2890 Před 3 lety +100

    Fun fact: the VA of this girl would later go on to voice Tsu in MHA.

  • @blackmoth2595
    @blackmoth2595 Před 3 lety +333

    "hello.... SINNER"
    lol that's really got me

  • @troperhghar9898
    @troperhghar9898 Před 3 lety +28

    4:12 let's pray-screw it

  • @setelanchannel
    @setelanchannel Před 3 lety +29

    2:09 "if you want something to happen, you just need to pray and not be a Muslim"
    so i just know my whole problem. I am a Muslim.
    Thank you Cristian

    • @user-qv6fg1zr6y
      @user-qv6fg1zr6y Před 3 lety +2

      “Or Jewish”
      I’m don’t know much about Christianity, but wasn’t Jesus a Jew. lmao

    • @mikeanderson6740
      @mikeanderson6740 Před 2 lety

      Yes your kind is the biggest problem in the world

    • @vorynrosethorn903
      @vorynrosethorn903 Před 10 měsíci

      He was the messiah who fulfilled prophecy, the Jews don't acknowledge that, also the new testament and Christian philosophical development make the two pretty distinct from each other. Ironically many of the similarities come from the fact that the jews were in Christendom for so long that they picked up Christian attitudes and norms (like monogamy and not sacrificing animals). Also many Christians are still not happy about the whole Jesus being killed thing, even if the church itself has always had a more nuanced view.