The Nargis presentation is one of my favourite moments of the show. I love how she looks disheveled (like she hasn't slept in 2 days) and has to look at her notes in between each word.
and the secret signal girl jesus moronic the toy is fucking stupid what little kid needs to send messages across the playground when they can just walk up to each other and talk
I think she got off lightly to be honest, I'm not sure Nick or Alan had seen the footage, they'd just heard feedback because if they'd seen how her presentations went then I think they would have torn into her.
Makes fer good TV I s'pose... But is it remotely as bad as asking a halal joint for kosher food? I mean I'm a fucking infidel by anyone's standard and even *I* know the difference!
Season 4. A Jewish candidate asks a halal butcher for kosher chicken by praying to Allah while crossing his heart like a catholic! Comedy Gold. You cannot make this crap up.
The crazy thing about Nargis' unbelievably awful pitch is that the worst things about it weren't even bad business mistakes, it was failing at even a basic level of human communication. The whole "I hadn't finished thing" etc... And wow, as we can see, she has learned NOTHING from the show!
Nargus: ask me a question Buyer: what price can you do Nargus: *looks around* Nargus: can you repeat the question Buyer: what price can you do Nargus: ermmm well at this moment what price can you do? WTF
This 9 and a half minute clip is taking me 20 minutes to watch it and I'm not even half way through. I can't stop cringing, pausing it and having to collect myself.
That Nargis was so rude and patronizing. It makes me squirm just watching it. I am suprized those she was pitching to remained so polite. I would have walked out if she had spoken to me like that.
i think nargis is proof that the show's producers categorically DON'T choose the best candidates for Sir Alan's job position, but solely those that will make a fool of themselves and make the best TV!
Nargis: "These calendars would look fantastic... on your shelves... " Guy: "Okay I have some questio-" Nargis: "I'm not finished" Nargis: "..." Nargis: "Now you can ask me questions"
It's relevant to some degree because cat owners are more likely to buy the calendars and because Great Ormons is in London so that's another marker. But she really didn't phrase that well....
I can't decide if the awkward pause and almost annoyed, passive aggressive way Nargis asks "sorry, can you not repeat the question?" is my favourite or least favourite 5 seconds in all recorded existence.
It is very baffling to see that with the results of the team voting and the focus group combined, she would've gotten the message straight away that they preferred the robot idea, but no she continued to ignore it.
Bavita Singh not the slightest clue. She really thought she was great aswell plus she tells her team not to interrupt even if she goes wrong & still blames them not herself. I swear they put these people on the apprentice for us to be entertained lol that was probably the most awkward moment of british tv iv seen in my life !
Laur Este definitely agree! Going on about how many cats live in London-who cares?! It was so cringe worthy when she told them to ask her questions and then she told them to shut up because she was still talking I mean is this woman for real then when they did ask her she didn't understand them and had to have the question repeated lol I knew she was going as soon I saw that! And then as if she went into the boardroom and told Lord Sugar she did a good job 😂😂😂🙊
These people basically damage their careers being on this show, if they get fired by Alan Sugar, who would want to hire them in any sense of a senior position?!
Elliott Coe If you make it far into it, it’s probably not that bad, but if you fuck up big time then you’re in big trouble with a permanent taint on your name .
Lindsay: 'I really became, rightly or wrongly, transfixed by this toy!'......... .......Rightly or Wrongly?!! God, even now in hindsight she still can't say she's wrong! EVERYONE hated it and EVERYONE outvoted it AND the kids preferred the robot and still she just ignored it and did what she wanted, how bloody deluded can you get seriously?! SMH I bet she still thinks it's amazing. Come on Lindsay it's not much of a secret signal how shit your idea was love.
Her: ask any question Him: **asks question** Her: DON’T INTERRUPT I HAVEN’T FINISHED. NOW I’m finished Her later: My TeAm DiDn’T tElL mE hE wAs GoNnA aSk QuEsTiOnS
James Goldsmith said something along the lines the most dangerous thing in business is an effective manager doing the wrong thing. That person will destroy value faster than an idiot manager doing nothing.
I would have fired her for going into the room with an incredibly bad haircut. Her arrogance was unbelievable. She had zero people skills. Would not make a good server.
LMFAO at Nargis.. 'ask me any questions.... im sorry i haven't finished talking !' and 'errmm..can you repeat the question ?' LOL oh dear... :l Can't wait for the new series ! x
Thay toy project with the Robots was possibly the best prototype made over every singly series of Apprentice. The team were fucking idiots for not forcing that through with the weird 240-260 split.
I saw this in my younger years and cringed. I’m no business woman but in recent years I’ve been more exposed to leading meetings with senior people including my CEO. I think I’m a bumbling wreck but they don’t. Ok I am not in a competition or asking for money but still, i am clearly doing something right 😂
"We as a team are split". No you're not! Your shitty idea was still outvoted! Classic example of someone wanting to push their idea forward simply because it was their idea
as soon as i heard 6 million cat owners in uk i would have ordered straight away. Market anaylsis spot on. Target market..almost the whole london population...delivery was amazing......fuck that are u mad that was whack!!!
Maybe things look easier on TV than they are to actually do, also you have to take time restraints into account. To make my calendar I had months, not days to do it. and did lots of market research to help the design of it.
It still baffles me how Michelle--makes watching paint dry look eventful--Dewberry won smh. Ruth is far more interesting and clever. I wish her more success x
Honestly,I do business at GCSE and I'm not saying I could win it but me and most of my class could get far in this competition. Most of it is basic business knowledge.
It's always amazed me how on these shows the contestants don't do their homework by watching the previous series, if you did that and learned what mistakes not to make you would go deep in the competition at least & likely not make a complete cock of yourself on national TV.
@pomegranateish You can watch them for free on SeeSaw. High quality as well. You can also watch the You're Fired! episodes for Series 2 (Series 1 didn't have them)
Alan: “...and for that reason, Nargis, you’re fir-
Nargis: “I haven’t finished speaking...”
Hahaha excellent
Lmao
Claude: *that is a BlOoDy disgrace*
Did she read "My name is Nargis" off her notes?? 😂😂
Yep
Nope
Can she read
Nargisn’t
@@BossySwan how lame
4:40 The funniest bit
N : “I haven’t finished”
Man : “Ok”
N : “Now you can ask questions”
The Nargis presentation is one of my favourite moments of the show. I love how she looks disheveled (like she hasn't slept in 2 days) and has to look at her notes in between each word.
christ she did awful why the fuck did she keep interrupting their questions to tell them she was ready to accept questions
and the secret signal girl jesus moronic the toy is fucking stupid what little kid needs to send messages across the playground when they can just walk up to each other and talk
I think she got off lightly to be honest, I'm not sure Nick or Alan had seen the footage, they'd just heard feedback because if they'd seen how her presentations went then I think they would have torn into her.
It was top level cringe, the look in her eyes was one of someone being totally lost.
Zeibentaul Nick was deffo there... remember the show is edited
"Ask me anything." "What is the-" "SHUT UP I'M TALKING!!!"
233kosta that's basically what she said lol.
Makes fer good TV I s'pose... But is it remotely as bad as asking a halal joint for kosher food? I mean I'm a fucking infidel by anyone's standard and even *I* know the difference!
233kosta what?
Season 4. A Jewish candidate asks a halal butcher for kosher chicken by praying to Allah while crossing his heart like a catholic! Comedy Gold. You cannot make this crap up.
Do you believe integration is possible and beneficial for society, but Islam is harmful?
The crazy thing about Nargis' unbelievably awful pitch is that the worst things about it weren't even bad business mistakes, it was failing at even a basic level of human communication. The whole "I hadn't finished thing" etc... And wow, as we can see, she has learned NOTHING from the show!
You see, as awful as it was, if that has always worked for her in the past, she’s just misguided and unfortunate
“I didn’t realise he was there for a chat”
I dont think he thought he was there for an assault either
hahahahahahahaaa
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'Then we'll talk about how many you want' CRINGEEE!
Those pitches wouldn't have been out of place in The Office with Gervais, the levels of cringe were right up there.
Nargus: ask me a question
Buyer: what price can you do
Nargus: *looks around*
Nargus: can you repeat the question
Buyer: what price can you do
Nargus: ermmm well at this moment what price can you do?
WTF
michael khan she was just lost Lol and then as if she went into the boardroom and told Sugar that she did a great job 😂 what a muppet
Nargis*
Secret Signals - 260
Robot - 340
We are split 😂😂😂😂
Sounds like a remoaner.
I imagine Lindsay gave 100 of the signal points, other would have gone around 20-30.
Read this as she said it XD
@Aaa Aaa Get over it, you lost & will continue to lose, you mindless mong.
@@eddy4688 We all lost mate
This 9 and a half minute clip is taking me 20 minutes to watch it and I'm not even half way through. I can't stop cringing, pausing it and having to collect myself.
The Nargis bit is horrendous
PS Can you imagine Nargis taking hostage negotiation lessons? LOL That could be a sitcom pilot.
I just pissed myself laughing
Never laughed so hard
Imagine Claude interviewing her???.
Too bad she got fired earlier on!.
*I HAVENT FINISHED SPEAKING*
That Nargis was so rude and patronizing. It makes me squirm just watching it. I am suprized those she was pitching to remained so polite. I would have walked out if she had spoken to me like that.
mattbod True. I'm more surprised they bought the calendars off her!
@@tracyclark253 They probably only did because it was for a charity xD
i think nargis is proof that the show's producers categorically DON'T choose the best candidates for Sir Alan's job position, but solely those that will make a fool of themselves and make the best TV!
Guys, did you know?
There are 6 million cat owners in the UK alone.
No really? How many in London?
GTFOH!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*I HAVENT FINISHED SPEAKING*
Its actually not a bad stat that could be used, but the way she presented it was f#cking terrible.
Nargis: "These calendars would look fantastic... on your shelves... "
Guy: "Okay I have some questio-"
Nargis: "I'm not finished"
Nargis: "..."
Nargis: "Now you can ask me questions"
That was the funniest one
Cat Owners of London by Nargis
4:43 I just love this "There's more, ok... there's more." as the guy breaks down realising he'll have to listen to more
The "I havent finished..... Now you can ask me any questions" bit was like something out of the office.
"I haven't FINISHED."
Most of the UK's cat owners live in London.
What's that got to do with the calendars, other than they have cats in them?
@Floyd1504 Why on Earth do you know that? Pleasantly shocked to see someone fact-checking pitches from 7 years ago.
@@dvlx_a997 Please stop with that shit, it's really fucking annoying.
It's relevant to some degree because cat owners are more likely to buy the calendars and because Great Ormons is in London so that's another marker. But she really didn't phrase that well....
Nargis is such a genuine dimwit. Made Mani’s presentation skills look good (and he was a total duffus!).
Nargis did the worst pitch I’ve ever seen in my life
So fit though.
Why did she insist on doing it when she had no experience in presenting? Surely someone else on team could have done it,
I can't decide if the awkward pause and almost annoyed, passive aggressive way Nargis asks "sorry, can you not repeat the question?" is my favourite or least favourite 5 seconds in all recorded existence.
It's like something out The Office UK version so awkward but thrilling to watch 😁
The Naga presentation was diabolical. She was so rude and abrupt I cringed. As for Lindsay arrogance and ineptitude are a bad mix.
It is very baffling to see that with the results of the team voting and the focus group combined, she would've gotten the message straight away that they preferred the robot idea, but no she continued to ignore it.
Nargis was completely and utterly painful to watch. i felt like punching myself in the nuts after sitting through that second pitch
Nargis WAS the WORST is she for real
Pahaaaaaa Im dyin
Laur Este I agree she was the worst candidate ever! Way out of her depth she really did not have a clue. Not a bloody clue.
Bavita Singh not the slightest clue. She really thought she was great aswell plus she tells her team not to interrupt even if she goes wrong & still blames them not herself.
I swear they put these people on the apprentice for us to be entertained lol that was probably the most awkward moment of british tv iv seen in my life !
Laur Este definitely agree! Going on about how many cats live in London-who cares?! It was so cringe worthy when she told them to ask her questions and then she told them to shut up because she was still talking I mean is this woman for real then when they did ask her she didn't understand them and had to have the question repeated lol I knew she was going as soon I saw that! And then as if she went into the boardroom and told Lord Sugar she did a good job 😂😂😂🙊
Nargis was the worst candidate ever to go on the Apprentice. What was she thinking. She didn't have a clue
She was sexy though.
Jacquie Walton are you clinically insane?????
@@benjhadden3968 nah, she looks fine.
@@troywright359 you don't judge people's abilities on looks.
I’ve seen GCSE role play pitches that were more professional than Nargis
Nargis had a team of intelligent, world class presenters. Part of being a good leader is delegation.
I wonder if Michelle mone will give a good presentation in court😂
The worst bit is saying ‘I haven’t finished yet’ to just then finish with can I take any questions 🤣🤣
Absolutely epic nose pick @ 8:35
Proudest and most dynamic nose pick I've ever seen. Hired!
londontrada omg then she eats it
Oh my days
Thanks for pointing that out. Just emptied me stomach
hahahahaha amazing
Im scarred for life
These people basically damage their careers being on this show, if they get fired by Alan Sugar, who would want to hire them in any sense of a senior position?!
Elliott Coe If you make it far into it, it’s probably not that bad, but if you fuck up big time then you’re in big trouble with a permanent taint on your name .
You'd be surprised.
"What's your cost price?"
"You tell me"
What?! Does not compute
The secret signal looked like something you get out of the cereal packet in the 20th century
I remember thinking when watching this at the time "wow that's amazing! 8 year-old-me would have loved that!"
- I was 8 in 1991
7:30 she might not be able to pitch but she can certainly give a better idea than the one with the cards
Thank god Nargis told us how many cat owners there is. What ya know! Cats are popular pets, did you know that?!
Lindsay: 'I really became, rightly or wrongly, transfixed by this toy!'.........
.......Rightly or Wrongly?!! God, even now in hindsight she still can't say she's wrong! EVERYONE hated it and EVERYONE outvoted it AND the kids preferred the robot and still she just ignored it and did what she wanted, how bloody deluded can you get seriously?! SMH
I bet she still thinks it's amazing. Come on Lindsay it's not much of a secret signal how shit your idea was love.
MattBroadbentMusic she might of said that because she knows her decision made awesome TV
Her: ask any question
Him: **asks question**
Her: DON’T INTERRUPT I HAVEN’T FINISHED.
NOW I’m finished
Her later: My TeAm DiDn’T tElL mE hE wAs GoNnA aSk QuEsTiOnS
Secret Signals is my favourite thing that ever happened. It is a metaphor for what politicians do.
That smile you give when you realise you are going to be in a worst of compilation
I hAvE nOT FINishEd
Cian Mac fucking awful!!
Cian Mac then we’ll talk about how many you want
Miranda called Sara SARAH the whole series 🤣
The female David Brent...
James Goldsmith said something along the lines the most dangerous thing in business is an effective manager doing the wrong thing. That person will destroy value faster than an idiot manager doing nothing.
We've got two things to cringe at now: one is the candidates, the other is the obnoxious people who come on these programs to slag them off
I would have fired her for going into the room with an incredibly bad haircut. Her arrogance was unbelievable. She had zero people skills. Would not make a good server.
There’s a deep, deep irony, when watching this in 2024, in seeing Michelle mone gave business advice.
Even after doing a focus group a woman will still think she knows better!! Its scary how arrogant guy are
It is absolutely wild that Nargis still defends that pitch
3:40 was brilliant
Paul's look at Mani at 1:04 is priceless.
Saying she is not finished and then awkwardly waiting a few seconds in silence and then saying, now I am finished lol
If it's got nothing to do with Secret Signals, she doesn't want to know. She is transfixed on it. She lives and breaths it. She has it for breakfast.
Queen Elizabeth: Nargis, I hereby proclaim..
Nargis: I haven't finished speaking sorry.
How Secret Signals got even one point of the six hundred is beyond me. Big risk Lindsey took - if it works, it's gold. If not, it's bye-bye.
Nargis now works in Halifax, bossing people around that are queuing up to cash their cheques.
I'd have liked to have seen Nargis being interviewed by Claude : too bad we missed out on that one!.
LMFAO at Nargis.. 'ask me any questions.... im sorry i haven't finished talking !' and 'errmm..can you repeat the question ?' LOL oh dear... :l Can't wait for the new series ! x
Thay toy project with the Robots was possibly the best prototype made over every singly series of Apprentice. The team were fucking idiots for not forcing that through with the weird 240-260 split.
No more youtube comments we only get to communicate through secret signal cards.
This is horrendous.
😂😂😂😂 Nargis ain't serious
Omg, I HAVENT FINISHED SPEAKING, she said that to a buyer lol
I saw this in my younger years and cringed. I’m no business woman but in recent years I’ve been more exposed to leading meetings with senior people including my CEO. I think I’m a bumbling wreck but they don’t.
Ok I am not in a competition or asking for money but still, i am clearly doing something right 😂
Lol the guy who won every task but still got fired in the end ha ha not so smug now are ya
Yo did you know there's 6 million cat owners and the majority of them are in London guys?!
Oh really? I didn't know that
But do i care? Absolutely not!!
Assassin Warlord 42 I thought you would be satisfied to know. We have a unsatisfied customer
Sorry I haven't finished! 😂
This was probably the best series of the show. This one and the one that had Raef in it which I think was series 4
Ruth's commentary on the two pitches was absolutely priceless! She should have won.
"We as a team are split". No you're not! Your shitty idea was still outvoted!
Classic example of someone wanting to push their idea forward simply because it was their idea
Them battle robots sound 🔥
LINSDAY IS WEIRD. I pity her kids, what toys does she give them.
Lord Michelle Mone is soooo lucky not to be in prison now.
as soon as i heard 6 million cat owners in uk i would have ordered straight away. Market anaylsis spot on. Target market..almost the whole london population...delivery was amazing......fuck that are u mad that was whack!!!
"Ask me any questions."
"What sort of price-"
"I haven't finished speaking sorry."
Oh sorry, you told me to ASK QUESTIONS so I'm ASKING QUESTIONS.
Maybe things look easier on TV than they are to actually do, also you have to take time restraints into account. To make my calendar I had months, not days to do it. and did lots of market research to help the design of it.
“Ask me any question” loooolllll
lol that was exactly what i was thinking as well. "PLEASE, LET ME FINISH!!!!.............(moments later) ok im finished" ROFL jokes.
2:36 Almost spat out my drink LMAO
Nick was pure gold :')
I like Ruth. Proper straight forward and no bullshit. True Brummie.
It still baffles me how Michelle--makes watching paint dry look eventful--Dewberry won smh.
Ruth is far more interesting and clever. I wish her more success x
I can't even bear to watch!
Did you know there are over 6 million cat owners in the uk
2:10 "A majority of most of those" I'm not sure if she knows what majority means..
260/340 is a split?? can someone help me out here,when your target market and team members say otherwise
Is season 1 or 2 available on youtube anywhere? I can't find them.
"Lets just makesure mani doesnt do it that bad again, But he did". 0:56 xD
Outdated sign language sign thing vs Robot Wars toys.
Robot Wars toys wi-- "FUCK YOU WE'RE DOING THE SIGNS!"
@05:00
The thing here is that you're not only barking at the wrong tree. You're in the wrong forest, Darling.
🤦♂️🤣
“ did you know....... ..............I don’t know what I’m talking about.”
Michelle Mone. How stuip were we?
Worst decision was firing Dan over April in Series 11; Dan wasn’t great but April was the reason the team lost and barely made any profit.
£1.87 profit and selling salads for £9, that girl was useless 💀
jenny: "and for that reason am out"
OMG car crash presentation about the cat calendar
You could take 12 businesses students and put them on the show and they would do better than most of the contestants
Honestly,I do business at GCSE and I'm not saying I could win it but me and most of my class could get far in this competition. Most of it is basic business knowledge.
Actually, no. You have to factor in the extreme pressure of being constantly filmed, constantly judged etc.
It's always amazed me how on these shows the contestants don't do their homework by watching the previous series, if you did that and learned what mistakes not to make you would go deep in the competition at least & likely not make a complete cock of yourself on national TV.
@pomegranateish You can watch them for free on SeeSaw. High quality as well. You can also watch the You're Fired! episodes for Series 2 (Series 1 didn't have them)
"I had this idea that ya know? Could go global, maybe deaf kids could use it."
How did she think that would spread, word of mouth.
Ask me any questions..................sorry I haven't finished speaking?
2:39 - Great Caesar's ghost, I cringe every time I watch this.