How Many Jars does it take to beat Elden Ring?

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  • čas přidán 3. 06. 2024
  • In this Video, I find out how many Living Jars it takes to beat Elden Ring.
    Here are the rules:
    1. Start with the Soldjars of Fortune spirit ashes plus 10 and have them fight against each of the story bosses in order, with no help from me.
    2. Each time the Jars fail to defeat a boss, add more Jars to the group and challenge the boss again.
    3. Repeat this process until the Jars have defeated the Elden Beast.
    4. The 5th and 10th jars added will be the Large Jar variant, and the 15th and every 5th from there on out will be Alexander, Warrior jar, in his form from Farum Azula where you fight him
    00:00 Intro
    01:18 Margit, the fell Omen
    02:25 Godrick the Grafted
    03:09 Red Wolf Of Radagon
    03:40 Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon
    04:35 Magma Wyrm Makar
    05:28 Draconic Tree Sentinel
    05:46 Godfrey(Golden Shade)
    06:26 Morgott, the Omen King
    07:38 Fire Giant
    10:18 Godskin Duo
    11:48 Maliketh, the Black Blade
    13:53 Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-Knowing
    14:47 Godfrey, First Elden Lord
    16:30 Radagon and Elden Beast
    19:52 Starscourge Radahn
    20:55 Malenia, Blade of Miquella
  • Hry

Komentáře • 154

  • @troglodyte480
    @troglodyte480  Před rokem +39

    Thank you all for 1,000 Subscribers! Which enemy group would you like to see as Elden Lord next?

  • @thetrueteebs1338
    @thetrueteebs1338 Před rokem +31

    Fun fact, you can spot Alexander in a crowd of Jars because he has way more cracks in his pot than the other jar warriors.

  • @yharr3789
    @yharr3789 Před rokem +74

    My headcanon for this is the jars filled themselves with all the bodies of soldiers in the wailing dunes after Radahns death, and now they're going on a rampage.

  • @mysteriousstranger5873
    @mysteriousstranger5873 Před rokem +16

    It looks like Maliketh has the warrior jars on the ropes and- OH MY GOD ITS ALEXANDER WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

  • @alexwise7199
    @alexwise7199 Před rokem +8

    warrior blood must truly run in thy veins, jar-nished

  • @The_WumboTM
    @The_WumboTM Před rokem +18

    Since the jars obtain more power by consuming more powerful warriors, the demigods would have 100% lost by the time that they killed Godrick (he had both a dead dragon there as well as 52 grafted limbs)

  • @poopguy3458
    @poopguy3458 Před rokem +96

    I'd really like to see one of these with wandering nobles, they have a lot of different variants and it would be cool to see a ton of old guys try and kill a god.

    • @troglodyte480
      @troglodyte480  Před rokem +27

      I'm gonna put out a poll and include them, I think a lot of people want to see the nursing home kill a god

  • @samuelciprispuches9548
    @samuelciprispuches9548 Před rokem +102

    Next video has to be wormheads vs elden ring; they are creepy and have various forms. Another fun one would be trolls vs elden ring; there are mage trolls, stone trolls, normal trolls, yeti trolls, TONS of variants.

    • @TheBigR02
      @TheBigR02 Před rokem +5

      Mad trolls too

    • @solutartxiv
      @solutartxiv Před rokem +2

      and the headless ones at four belfries

    • @solutartxiv
      @solutartxiv Před rokem +2

      as well as the one at caelid near sellia, and the puppet in liurnia

    • @solutartxiv
      @solutartxiv Před rokem +1

      and the one with the flaming sword at redmane

    • @solutartxiv
      @solutartxiv Před rokem

      and the silver tear, if it counts

  • @Spooder-king
    @Spooder-king Před rokem +22

    It’s almost comical how when one giant jar body slams the boss there’s always like three that do so as well

  • @AllergyPuppy
    @AllergyPuppy Před rokem +9

    Age of stars? No.
    AGE OF JARS.

  • @xxxhalo4everxxx
    @xxxhalo4everxxx Před rokem +86

    can the forces of stormveil castle take the elden ring? for every 5 godrick soldiers add 1 godrick knight for every 3 godrick knights add 1 banished knight with 2 banished knights add godrick the grafted and then upgrade him to new game+ new game+2 new game plus+3 ETC for every banished knight added to the mix if it take too many many to handle fot the game to handle replace regular soldiers with godrick knights and banished knights with "commander O'neals"

    • @SoupSter19
      @SoupSter19 Před rokem +2

      1 banished knights and 1 omen and also 3 soldiers of godrick and 2 exiles instead

    • @xxxhalo4everxxx
      @xxxhalo4everxxx Před rokem

      @@SoupSter19 why a omen tho?

    • @thetreatment498
      @thetreatment498 Před rokem +1

      Don't forget the grafted schion! Maybe even the grafted birds too, overall all the army of Godrick before him

    • @Xunizal
      @Xunizal Před rokem

      @@xxxhalo4everxxx There's an omen in Stormveil. xD

    • @xxxhalo4everxxx
      @xxxhalo4everxxx Před rokem

      @@Xunizal ohhhh yh forgot about that

  • @elias4472
    @elias4472 Před rokem +3

    I guess Gideon the All-Knowing didn't know that the jars would beat him in a one-sided match. It was too jarring for him.

  • @onyxseverin7537
    @onyxseverin7537 Před rokem +7

    I thing something fun to do would not just to see how many of a enemy it takes to beat Elden Ring but to have the enemies "play" Elden Ring, meaning that they have to beat bosses to level up. Using the jars as a example maybe they gain a small jar whenever completing a boss in a catacomb/cave/ruins/other repeated areas, a large one whenever facing a boss in a non catacomb/cave/ruins/other repeated areas, and they get a Alexander after beating a remembrance boss. Not sure how long it would take but it would definitely take longer than your normal runs so I understand if that's why you wouldn't want to do it but it would be fun to see anyways .

    • @troglodyte480
      @troglodyte480  Před rokem +2

      Make them earn it, its an interesting idea. I have been looking to change it up lately

  • @moonymoonsuki5231
    @moonymoonsuki5231 Před rokem +3

    I recently found jarburg… justice for the jars

  • @5stargrim
    @5stargrim Před rokem +12

    You’re right, 20 jars against Gideon really wasn’t necessary. Still, you should have done it.

    • @5stargrim
      @5stargrim Před rokem

      That man deserves every bit of pain

    • @troglodyte480
      @troglodyte480  Před rokem +5

      it would be more entertaining for the Gideon sadists. of which there seems to be many

  • @massesowater8860
    @massesowater8860 Před rokem +10

    I think the thorn sorcerers would make for an interesting conquest

    • @Late0NightPC
      @Late0NightPC Před rokem +2

      To add on, lorewise the Thorn Sorcerers are closely connected to the Fire Monks, which is why you always seem them together. They could serve as the "upgrades", like every 3 addition is instead a basic Monk, every 5th addition is instead a Prelate, and every 10th is a Flame Chariot or something like that.

  • @gabrielsanchez2208
    @gabrielsanchez2208 Před rokem +2

    May the legend of Iron fist alexander live forever

  • @Awesomefacecraft
    @Awesomefacecraft Před rokem +1

    Godfrey was so close, but that Alexander uppercut finisher was awesome.
    And they were so close with Melania! The Alexander’s held her off while backup came, and they almost had her. But unfortunately, Scalet Aoerea and Waterfowl Dance were too much for them.

  • @mysteriousstranger5873
    @mysteriousstranger5873 Před rokem +2

    Seeing the jars clutch that makar fight was more exciting than the super bowl

  • @doctorreed_
    @doctorreed_ Před rokem +2

    the lore is that they find dead bodies of soldiers on battlefields when the fight is long over, not devouring living opponents. this is jar SLANDER and why they deserve to win

  • @Archdeacon.Krieg.
    @Archdeacon.Krieg. Před rokem +5

    The golden family would be great to see aka Godrick Godefroy Godfrey Nepheli Grafted Scions things like that.

  • @massesowater8860
    @massesowater8860 Před rokem +2

    This is what i wanted. I love you content and i cannot wait for you to grow this is funnny stuff

  • @thesealeviathan4643
    @thesealeviathan4643 Před rokem +2

    This is literally just the “Alexander and His Nephew( Jar Bairn) Show”

  • @Nokathe1st
    @Nokathe1st Před rokem +6

    Finally, justice for the jars!!!!

  • @akechijubeimitsuhide
    @akechijubeimitsuhide Před 6 měsíci +1

    Jars are probably the cutest enemy type besides the little mushroom fellas in DS1.

  • @OneWingRoad
    @OneWingRoad Před rokem +3

    alexander’s uppercut should definitely be an ash of war

  • @sirbill_greebi3811
    @sirbill_greebi3811 Před rokem +1

    Gotta love Malenia's ability to restart the fight on command.

  • @oppolar7887
    @oppolar7887 Před rokem +1

    Seeing the Jar-my gang up on Godskin Duo was pretty cool lol

  • @greggnoly4353
    @greggnoly4353 Před rokem +1

    I love how amazing these videos have grown

    • @troglodyte480
      @troglodyte480  Před rokem

      Thanks! I try to improve as much as possible with each vid

  • @Duckhunter-doinyourmom69

    You should use the highwaymen from patches cave

  • @swiftraven2346
    @swiftraven2346 Před rokem +1

    This is why I say we should have more npc spirit ashes a single maxed out alexander would be badass and powerful but not broken op, I feel blaidd, bernahl, rogier, etc would be pretty well balanced considering how they already exist in the files and you'd just need to set the health and damage values to a lower level to start then lvl it up as the ashes lvl up like the normal spirit summons

  • @cinderofsoul5601
    @cinderofsoul5601 Před rokem

    God damn, that’s synchronized final punch that last ditch effort to kill her 25:19

  • @adventuretv9111
    @adventuretv9111 Před rokem +1

    I Would love to see a "How many TROLLS/Giants does it take" video, kind sir :3
    the Trolls have so many Variants about them and all of em have different hp and damage, "Cart Pulling Troll" "Sword Troll" "stone Digger Troll" "Frenzy Troll" "Snow Troll" "Knight Troll" "Headless Phantom Troll"
    SO MANY TROLLS ! im sure if you would decide to make a video about that, you will be creative with the rules.
    thanks for the nice vids btw.

  • @darkwulf4862
    @darkwulf4862 Před rokem

    Watching the big Jars bodyslam Rennala is , for some reason, abolutely hilarious.

  • @crimzonplays1134
    @crimzonplays1134 Před 4 měsíci

    A very Jam-Fisted, Jarring approach to beating the game. But still awesome!

  • @eclipticsolar5441
    @eclipticsolar5441 Před rokem +2

    Alexander would be proud

  • @cephalonsadistic9331
    @cephalonsadistic9331 Před rokem +1

    It would be fun to have a counter for how many jars sacrificed their lives on the journey to conquer the lands between. To honor our fallen soldiers.

  • @The_Frankenstein
    @The_Frankenstein Před rokem +2

    These Channels are the best

  • @GrandLynx-kp2zi
    @GrandLynx-kp2zi Před rokem +1

    Nomadic Merchant Run imagine all the Merchants try to get revenge on the Golden Order for destroying their race and locking them in the shunning ground for a crime they never committed in the lore Shabiri slander the Merchant for cooperation for the three fingers so a Merchant Run where they get revenge would be awesome since they can fight

  • @sv98753
    @sv98753 Před rokem +1

    wow didnt realize ur channel is still little , so congrats for your 2450 subs :)

  • @asinglepieceoftoast
    @asinglepieceoftoast Před rokem

    Seeing 5 godskin nobles go full-on Whitney’s Milktank at once was truly terrifying

  • @sakura368
    @sakura368 Před rokem

    9:53 we can see alexander, because at the end of his quest, he's cracked

  • @Armored_Core_Guy
    @Armored_Core_Guy Před rokem +2

    try envoys, imagine all the doot sounds they would make.

  • @immortalX7
    @immortalX7 Před rokem +1

    Watching a bunch of containers obliterate a god. This guys content is interesting af

  • @blackbloom8552
    @blackbloom8552 Před rokem +2

    Note this incredible day, the day where goddrick actually won a fight.

  • @mikanorlenjaderberg1993
    @mikanorlenjaderberg1993 Před rokem +1

    "Arise, ye Jarnished!"

  • @Dan_too
    @Dan_too Před rokem +2

    very good video!

  • @The_Souldrinker
    @The_Souldrinker Před rokem +1

    The singing sirens. The various gargoyles, the watchdogs. Of course the lobsters! Options options!

  • @dusttodust915
    @dusttodust915 Před rokem +1

    This is pretty much the better ones that have been done.

  • @darkest6289
    @darkest6289 Před rokem +3

    Yes! Grandma's jars have use! But I'd like to see Adreacilics or whatever thy name is

  • @babyman9852
    @babyman9852 Před rokem +4

    dude you gotta do snails vs elden ring, theres a ton of types and i wanna see gideon get fucking mauled by like 60

    • @troglodyte480
      @troglodyte480  Před rokem +1

      I've gotten a couple of requests for snails, I think they'd be fun. I'll include them in the poll to see what I do next

  • @whitewolfgaming6087
    @whitewolfgaming6087 Před rokem +2

    THE JARMY HAS RISEN

  • @adamdavenport7885
    @adamdavenport7885 Před rokem +1

    You should do the kindred of rot vs Elden ring I think it would be cool to see their range, damage, and how well they would do

  • @Cracker_Smacker
    @Cracker_Smacker Před rokem +1

    Guess we can call it
    Soljar boy

  • @jaydonacrey4102
    @jaydonacrey4102 Před rokem +1

    This is basically let's get him boys

  • @lukewood8851
    @lukewood8851 Před rokem

    I would recommend the smol gargoyles since there's so many of them and maybe pair them up with the bosses of the crypt they're from if the boss is too hard. And see what kinda crypt can beat the game? It'd probably be a little difficult getting the correct version but I think it would be wonderful!!

    • @AnriTheAutism
      @AnriTheAutism Před rokem

      I wonder if those imps would be as annoying to the bosses as they are to us

  • @TheHornedKing_27
    @TheHornedKing_27 Před rokem +1

    You should do the misbegotten and add the Warrior one and maybe even the Crusader one with the golden order sword

  • @paumartisa
    @paumartisa Před 11 měsíci

    I ask myself this exact question every day when I wake up

  • @temporarytemporary5108
    @temporarytemporary5108 Před rokem +1

    May I suggest "how many bears does it take to -kill Jack Slash- beat Elden Ring"?

  • @DarkWolfy41
    @DarkWolfy41 Před rokem

    You can notich alexander as he has cracks on the lid on the top

  • @lolgisticalofficer233
    @lolgisticalofficer233 Před rokem +1

    One could even call it a ....Jarmy, if you will.

  • @Ghostrebel017
    @Ghostrebel017 Před 11 měsíci

    Would it be possible to have the default classes with their default gear (scaled up to whatever is necessary) fight this?
    Like the Vagabond, then the Samurai, the Warrior, etc. Start with whichever, then add whichever other one you want when the first one dies. I imagine this might get difficult if you have to take consumables, war ashes, spells and incantations into account, but I would like to see what you can do.

  • @slyzombie123
    @slyzombie123 Před rokem

    You should have added some of the iron jar variants from the later dungeons

  • @millard681
    @millard681 Před rokem +2

    can you do a run with the normal gladiators/ rotten gladiators?

  • @luigibros5000
    @luigibros5000 Před rokem +1

    I’m kinda curious now, how would something like a summon only playthrough go if you only used Alexander as your summon? If you used healing miracles to keep him alive and use shabriris woe to draw aggro, maybe Alexander could become elden lord.

  • @TheQDawg24
    @TheQDawg24 Před rokem +1

    A Chub and Chaser couple…. LMAOO

  • @AnthonyDoesYouTube
    @AnthonyDoesYouTube Před rokem +1

    How many Ulcerated Tree Spirits does it take to beat Elden Ring?

  • @deedatkhan5072
    @deedatkhan5072 Před rokem +2

    How about how many Kaiden Mercenary you need to hire to beat elden ring?

  • @Hizungaya
    @Hizungaya Před rokem +2

    pls make Alecto vs all booses

  • @nicolashochscheid855
    @nicolashochscheid855 Před rokem +1

    How about Runebears? Several different types as well!

  • @aidsoftheinternet2431

    Amazing

  • @eekajmoneybaby9309
    @eekajmoneybaby9309 Před rokem

    I would like to see how many banished knights it takes to beat elden ring not many varieties but I do think you could add the 2 commanders the caelid version at 5 and Niell at 15

  • @challenge.stradale360
    @challenge.stradale360 Před rokem +1

    the question we all want the answer to: “how many balls does it take to beat elden ring?”

  • @Rateltong
    @Rateltong Před rokem +1

    It took a whole jarmy

  • @NiraSader
    @NiraSader Před rokem

    Not even the jarmy can handle the big funny (waterfowl)

  • @LeeBuddy
    @LeeBuddy Před 11 měsíci +1

    It's a pity the Massive Giant Jar wasn't/can't be used.

    • @troglodyte480
      @troglodyte480  Před 11 měsíci

      Yeah he had ai that worked but unfortunately his attacks had no hotbox or damage on them

  • @MrWestas45
    @MrWestas45 Před rokem +1

    Btw Alex is Immune to fire damdge

  • @Mutantgamer
    @Mutantgamer Před rokem

    I wonder if you can do this with Fingercreepers to see them tickle all the bosses to death.

  • @TytanR3x
    @TytanR3x Před rokem

    Fire giant has to be hell if they explode to fire

  • @whanowa
    @whanowa Před rokem

    I never knew Alexander has special moves...

  • @rosarialeah
    @rosarialeah Před rokem +1

    The Jarmy

  • @BlueSkyBirdies
    @BlueSkyBirdies Před rokem +1

    THE JARMY

  • @gracelandadventures4305

    what about how many godrick soldiers can beat elden ring every 5th and 10th is the shield knight and every 15th can be the soldier of godrick boss

  • @benjaminbaldwin2827
    @benjaminbaldwin2827 Před rokem

    I felt bad for the fire gaint

  • @dusttodust915
    @dusttodust915 Před rokem

    Wish there was a good ending that doesn't involve Melina dyeing.

  • @orest395
    @orest395 Před rokem

    Also these are the mushrooms from ds1

  • @Peeper117
    @Peeper117 Před rokem +2

    Bruh if only God freys grabs worked

    • @troglodyte480
      @troglodyte480  Před rokem +2

      Yeah, he would have had a chance, I need to get the grabs working

    • @Peeper117
      @Peeper117 Před rokem

      @@troglodyte480 yeah would you do a rematch than

  • @bb-boys4147
    @bb-boys4147 Před rokem

    I legit thought they were called "soldier of fortnight" for a bit.

  • @tomlinson6367
    @tomlinson6367 Před rokem +1

    Oooooh what about hands vs Elden Ring

  • @NamNguyen-cz9xd
    @NamNguyen-cz9xd Před rokem

    Goats

  • @orest395
    @orest395 Před rokem +1

    Bayblade

  • @theticksquad8218
    @theticksquad8218 Před rokem

    "peaceful creatures"

  • @stellataylor7436
    @stellataylor7436 Před rokem

    Me after watching this video: More… I am not sated. Troglodyte… bring more content
    Haha get it? Like Garranq? Haha… ha.

  • @PancakeHammers
    @PancakeHammers Před rokem +2

    CALLED IT

  • @notsid3
    @notsid3 Před rokem

    Jarmy

  • @Cryodrakon464
    @Cryodrakon464 Před rokem +2

    How many sweeting’s

  • @doctordisco5814
    @doctordisco5814 Před rokem

    Rats!!!

  • @mohammadqasim8392
    @mohammadqasim8392 Před rokem +2

    Me is first yay

  • @joshdavid93
    @joshdavid93 Před rokem

    so you made them stronger than the actual ones you fight

  • @sabergoli3518
    @sabergoli3518 Před rokem +1

    wow so jarring