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  • Become a Ralphthemoviemaker Member! / @ralphthemoviemaker I had the opportunity to speak with the voice actor of Alvin Flang - Stephen Kramer Glickman. Here's a link to it: • Conversation w/ Stephe...
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  • @Horzuhammer
    @Horzuhammer Před 6 lety +417

    I now like to think that whenever I'm petting my cat, he's thinkin' "lay off man, I'm not gay!"

  • @claras1401
    @claras1401 Před 6 lety +3408

    “where the ladies at? I’m not gay”
    this is actually a quote from ralph and not actually in the movie

    • @Katie-ws7xp
      @Katie-ws7xp Před 4 lety +334

      "Hi I'm Ralph Sepe. World renowned film critic and closeted homosexual"

    • @alexandrumarin8981
      @alexandrumarin8981 Před 4 lety +52

      I'm not sure if I can believe you considering how crazy the movie is, I need to check it myself

    • @Pontificate
      @Pontificate Před 4 lety +40

      Alexandru Marin it’s in the movie btw.

    • @almishti
      @almishti Před 4 lety +13

      It's totally a line from the movie, the dog says it.

    • @claras1401
      @claras1401 Před 4 lety +4

      Kat Karsecs itssa joke

  • @TheMaabusAdmiral
    @TheMaabusAdmiral Před 5 lety +2520

    "My name is Alvin Flang and I'm with a show called Mystery Diners."

  • @wilmergimenez
    @wilmergimenez Před 3 lety +313

    Inspirational fact: the woman who produce, wrote and directed this movies was 72 years old when she make this movie, is never too late to create your masterpiece

    • @dopdrop8998
      @dopdrop8998 Před 3 lety +39

      She died 8 days after this review came out

    • @venator0405
      @venator0405 Před 3 lety +38

      @@dopdrop8998 Based Ralph literally put this woman's career in its grave.

    • @kwanjaisa
      @kwanjaisa Před 2 lety +12

      @@venator0405 not based

    • @dogshake
      @dogshake Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@kwanjaisayes based

    • @valhatan3907
      @valhatan3907 Před 24 dny

      ​@@kwanjaisamore like Buried

  • @lucalabruna4169
    @lucalabruna4169 Před 6 lety +2994

    I actually believe that Ralph made this movie and pretended someone else mad it

  • @knoelle1357
    @knoelle1357 Před 6 lety +364

    “I think there’s a spider on your back.”
    *gropes aggressively*

  • @snejanamitrov5442
    @snejanamitrov5442 Před 5 lety +1623

    it's like someone watched airbud, took a shit ton of benadryl, and then tried to write down their dreams after they woke up 34 hours later.

    • @alicestocklistockli8394
      @alicestocklistockli8394 Před 4 lety +12

      Snejana Mitrov that’s so true

    • @dietjesus7710
      @dietjesus7710 Před 3 lety +9

      This is more accurate than it should be and I'm afraid.

    • @razzle8140
      @razzle8140 Před 3 lety

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @nhibbs3
      @nhibbs3 Před 2 lety

      Dph trips have a lot more spiders but similar levels of dissociation and derealization.

    • @dillonwalshpvd
      @dillonwalshpvd Před 2 lety +1

      Weird story, I actually did this

  • @user-rb8on9qj5u
    @user-rb8on9qj5u Před 5 lety +2426

    As a black person watching this I can confirm that we say holla at least every other sentence

    • @wolf-yq6fs
      @wolf-yq6fs Před 4 lety +217

      Plz stop letting our our community’s secrets

    • @thefischdeo
      @thefischdeo Před 4 lety +138

      As a black German, I can add that this transcends borders and languages. Holla

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 Před 4 lety +24

      Holla as in Spanish hello or "hol' up"?

    • @phlog_dog7336
      @phlog_dog7336 Před 4 lety +88

      Do you say "scudaladubapadupop" at least twice a day? I usually do it five times, I can't help myself.

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 Před 4 lety +35

      @@phlog_dog7336 why would anyone say a Greek name twice a day?

  • @MundyMedics
    @MundyMedics Před 6 lety +604

    How dare they personify this sweet, eldery golden retriever as some obnoxious player. He's clearly a good boy and doesn't deserve this. Look how happy he is.

    • @merkules6
      @merkules6 Před 6 lety +84

      MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!!! Such a sweet doggo... And if he could talk, _that_ would not be how he sounded. He'd have a low voice of an elderly gentleman.

  • @ANoteToSelf
    @ANoteToSelf Před 6 lety +2643

    The original script for The Shape of Water.

    • @alphacuremother1019
      @alphacuremother1019 Před 6 lety +61

      ANoteToSelf this should have one instead of that garbage

    • @ANoteToSelf
      @ANoteToSelf Před 6 lety +31

      alphacure mother Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @midnightshawarmallama4012
      @midnightshawarmallama4012 Před 6 lety +21

      Can't wait The Schwang of Water. One of the greatest movies about beastiality ever made

  • @SatisfiedShark
    @SatisfiedShark Před 3 lety +663

    The dog is probably dead now, and instead of being known as a loving companion, he’s now widely known as Alvin Flang

  • @vivekmani2994
    @vivekmani2994 Před 5 lety +587

    "I've never seen a dog look suicidal before"

  • @JustNatax3
    @JustNatax3 Před 6 lety +1535

    Ralph slipped into his wifebeater and came down from the heavens once again.

    • @totallynotasentientactionf9519
      @totallynotasentientactionf9519 Před 6 lety +28

      HALLELUJAH!

    • @DJPigeon1
      @DJPigeon1 Před 5 lety

      Nati Whatever what are you french (french is a complement)

    • @snicketgames
      @snicketgames Před 5 lety +5

      Who picked the name for those shirts? Lol.

    • @alexanderprousalis6006
      @alexanderprousalis6006 Před 5 lety +9

      Beats by husband

    • @creatrixZBD
      @creatrixZBD Před 5 lety +3

      Bored Jedi it's the Aussie term for them. Officially called the Shearer's singlet, but everyone calls them wifebeaters.. look up a show like Housos to see the stereotype..

  • @nightbreed9305
    @nightbreed9305 Před 6 lety +869

    The Composer was deaf and they didn't want to make him feel bad so gave him credit in this film.

    • @Beeg_Boy
      @Beeg_Boy Před 6 lety +57

      NightbreedGaming no he wrote the songs the dog was singing the whole time

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday Před 6 lety +39

      The composer was responsible for the dog songs and later offed himself.

    • @nightbreed9305
      @nightbreed9305 Před 6 lety +23

      SmashJake I think they were going for the No Country for Old Men style to ramp up the intense moments. This movie really did have me on edge.

    • @joegreenwell5476
      @joegreenwell5476 Před 6 lety +10

      I don't know how good an argument that is since Beethoven became deaf and he made some pretty good stuff.

    • @THICCJohnny
      @THICCJohnny Před 6 lety +34

      Apparently, due to the financial failure of this movie, the composer is now homeless and his feet hurt, because he's a man and it hurts his feet when it's hot outside 'cause he's a man.

  • @darkvare
    @darkvare Před 3 lety +419

    i love that "years later" the two women are old with gray hairs but the purple ladiy's kids are still the same exact age

    • @jackreeder215
      @jackreeder215 Před 3 lety +17

      Those arent the same kids ;)

    • @shmodayoda7836
      @shmodayoda7836 Před 2 lety +1

      @@jackreeder215 oh ni

    • @spimbles
      @spimbles Před 10 měsíci

      @@shmodayoda7836 ggers

    • @S.D.323
      @S.D.323 Před měsícem

      @@jackreeder215 well the woman is a bit of a w- well you know the rest

  • @marlona6642
    @marlona6642 Před 4 lety +487

    "nothin but freaks, geeks and playas"
    *i felt that*

  • @samhall2002
    @samhall2002 Před 6 lety +350

    "I've seen this movie 4 or 5 times" Are you okay Ralph?

    • @madamepomfue7590
      @madamepomfue7590 Před 6 lety +8

      GamingBlart Is that question really necessary. The answer is obviously no.

  • @1080TJ
    @1080TJ Před 6 lety +726

    It's like The Shape of Water:
    - Human/animal romance
    - everything is green for some reason

    • @garchompchump9274
      @garchompchump9274 Před 6 lety +38

      TJ Hastie lts the shape of water if a goldfish was looking for love, then turned into a man

    • @katiap.6614
      @katiap.6614 Před 6 lety +8

      But better

    • @aibdan-si7fk
      @aibdan-si7fk Před 6 lety

      What the hell even is the shape of water

    • @roseymatilda745
      @roseymatilda745 Před 6 lety +25

      The Shape of Alvin Flang

    • @GewoonRood
      @GewoonRood Před 6 lety

      Nice job stealing my comment!👍

  • @wardious2562
    @wardious2562 Před 4 lety +538

    The fact that this girl’s entire house and wardrobe is green makes me think there’s some sort of symbolism going on.

    • @Rainbowthewindsage
      @Rainbowthewindsage Před 3 lety +45

      @Luigi Nastro I like my guess better. My guess was that they were trying refrence the green light from Gatsby.

    • @dianaharris7506
      @dianaharris7506 Před 3 lety +41

      "THIS MOVIE IS TEARING ME APART LISA!!!"

    • @adyaparamitaputripratama2786
      @adyaparamitaputripratama2786 Před 3 lety +1

      That or she's secretly a part of a cult that make her must have lots of green in her house

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 Před 3 lety +6

      Green is usually greed right? ...I'm not sure where to go from here

    • @Everik-ct6pg
      @Everik-ct6pg Před 3 lety +5

      Or she... Just likes green.

  • @edgelordmcbanhammer
    @edgelordmcbanhammer Před 5 lety +673

    its like David Lynch got blunt force trauma to the head

  • @savvystudios7950
    @savvystudios7950 Před 5 lety +2050

    “Hey, lay off man. I’m not gay.”
    -Alvin Flang the talking dog 2018

  • @AppleBiscuits
    @AppleBiscuits Před 6 lety +2363

    "I can't afford it... Unless you're buying."
    "I'D RATHER KILL MYSELF"
    I don't think I've laughed that hard at movie dialogue in months

    • @mocacola
      @mocacola Před 5 lety +53

      true love

    • @baab4229
      @baab4229 Před 5 lety +77

      "What are you looking at"
      "Not much"

    • @znightowlz6585
      @znightowlz6585 Před 4 lety

      Arcralf people who say the prequels have bad dialogue have not seen bad dialogue before

    • @ericksantoscruz2951
      @ericksantoscruz2951 Před 2 lety +1

      @moca shouldnt be this complicated

    • @ArmanIRL
      @ArmanIRL Před rokem +2

      The audio engineer left the mic on. That wasn’t acting.

  • @jellyjas2624
    @jellyjas2624 Před 4 lety +172

    Ok but deadass "You don't need a god, I'm right here" is some of the rawest dialogue I've ever fuckin heard

  • @tesold1048
    @tesold1048 Před 5 lety +596

    Just found out the director died about a month after Ralph made this video.

    • @aimeegalindo1526
      @aimeegalindo1526 Před 5 lety +129

      :(

    • @Chipiliro613
      @Chipiliro613 Před 5 lety +18

      Unconnected?
      Who cares...

    • @conor8185
      @conor8185 Před 5 lety +134

      rest in peace, sweet prince(ss).

    • @sinisteroglop
      @sinisteroglop Před 4 lety +217

      Not even a month- she died eight days after this video went up. She was also 79.

    • @Varooooooom
      @Varooooooom Před 4 lety +182

      D Zuke - she passed while the movie was at its peak of recognition. it’s like she was waiting for the recognition she deserved.

  • @lucyhtml
    @lucyhtml Před 6 lety +2381

    I want ralph on a leash

    • @TheG_Boy
      @TheG_Boy Před 6 lety +195

      JedDraws Hey, Lay off man im not gay!

    • @lucyhtml
      @lucyhtml Před 6 lety +103

      not gay if you like it

    • @aprilrose9715
      @aprilrose9715 Před 6 lety +78

      not gay if you’re straight

    • @rms5344
      @rms5344 Před 6 lety +56

      not gay if ur not the same gender

    • @emz8352
      @emz8352 Před 6 lety +2

      omg

  • @nujack187
    @nujack187 Před 6 lety +3419

    Did... did the composer... _write the songs that the dog sings???_

    • @fishbuddy547
      @fishbuddy547 Před 5 lety +171

      NuJack+ Oh no.

    • @BogChild
      @BogChild Před 5 lety +148

      JESUS KILL THE COMPOSER

    • @doubleh333lix
      @doubleh333lix Před 5 lety +251

      NuJack+ POHDNENGEUWBD I JUST ASSUMED THAT WAS IMPROV FROM THE VOICE ACTOR

    • @nadussias
      @nadussias Před 5 lety +84

      such knowledge shall not be revealed

    • @maxwelsh6121
      @maxwelsh6121 Před 5 lety +70

      Since people say there's no music even on the Amazon stream I would have to imagine you've nailed it

  • @TG_2112
    @TG_2112 Před 5 lety +235

    'LOVE ON A LEASH currently has a 9.5 on IMDB w/ nearly 6k reviews.
    VERY PROUD of this community!

  • @knoelle1357
    @knoelle1357 Před 5 lety +517

    *finds strange naked man in the closet*
    Strange naked man: “I’M ALVIN FLANG”

    • @carpet163
      @carpet163 Před 3 lety +1

      This is off topic but I respect your desire to get fit and exercise but why is almost every video in your playlist a workout for your ass and thighs? Do you do any other exercises?

    • @carpet163
      @carpet163 Před 3 lety +1

      @lucy y I just find it funny. Who needs that many workout videos for one part of the body?

    • @garminbozia
      @garminbozia Před 2 lety +6

      @@carpet163 bruh

    • @dsnever3041
      @dsnever3041 Před rokem

      …I’m with a company called mystery diners

  • @rossthebesiegebuilder3563
    @rossthebesiegebuilder3563 Před 5 lety +3569

    This movie is now rated 9.8/10 on imdb, higher than _Citizen Kane_ !

  • @HaleyMedley
    @HaleyMedley Před 6 lety +1183

    My name is Alvin flang
    My name is Alvin flang
    My name is Alvin flang
    Alvin Flang
    I own a home in Switzerland

  • @tiagogoncalves8045
    @tiagogoncalves8045 Před 4 lety +149

    Lisa from The Room really has a deep backstory.

    • @alexkennedy1820
      @alexkennedy1820 Před 4 lety +1

      You make an interesting point. I would rather watch "The Room" - at least that was mildly entertaining. It is great to run into a fellow fan of "The Room" on You Tube.

  • @AnnabellaLucioni
    @AnnabellaLucioni Před 5 lety +170

    "You're fired!"
    "I quit!"

  • @fruitfest5767
    @fruitfest5767 Před 6 lety +635

    Love On A Leash should be called
    Fifty Shades Of Green

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice Před 4 lety

      It's the best thing about it... I wish it was a silent film about green things instead. And it would be called Green on the green.

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats Před 4 lety

      And Diddy shades Pinker.

  • @samuelmartin2992
    @samuelmartin2992 Před 6 lety +391

    "God, please help me find a REAL MAN."
    "Y O U D O N ' T N E E D A
    G O D , I ' M R I G H T
    H E R E ."

    • @itsflyde
      @itsflyde Před 6 lety +20

      Samuel Martin
      Y o u d o n ‘ t n e e d
      a g o d .

    • @nightman741
      @nightman741 Před 6 lety +10

      Samuel Martin Alvin is great,
      Alvin is good, let us thank him for our food...

    • @samuelmartin2992
      @samuelmartin2992 Před 6 lety +7

      Blessed be our lord and savior Alvin Flange, for he is all-knowing and all-powerful. May these truths be blessed and revered. Amen.

  • @barneythedinosaur4877
    @barneythedinosaur4877 Před 5 lety +257

    Captain America ripped off this ending in endgame

    • @AJ-xk5kv
      @AJ-xk5kv Před 3 lety +12

      The Russo brothers know the guy who voiced the dog lol

    • @lucasgrezaud6582
      @lucasgrezaud6582 Před 3 lety +8

      main actor that plays prince kind of reminded me of the fella who played captain america in the 90s movie

  • @Maus5000
    @Maus5000 Před 4 lety +169

    "I started the business from nothing, but now we have more than 5 stores"
    So......... 6?

  • @pericelsus
    @pericelsus Před 6 lety +1484

    This movie feels like some kind of fever dream

    • @BogChild
      @BogChild Před 5 lety +62

      It is. This is one of those shitty things you think about while you're so tired you're sentimental about inanimate objects and just stare when your dogs start fucking in the backyard. This is the movie of that feeling.

    • @kell2883
      @kell2883 Před 5 lety +4

      Bog Child yes

    • @christianjunegregorio3053
      @christianjunegregorio3053 Před 5 lety +3

      A Lynchian movie you say

    • @TuanNguyen-zc8ig
      @TuanNguyen-zc8ig Před 5 lety +4

      Scientology fever dream?

    • @---tw6qk
      @---tw6qk Před 4 lety +2

      This movie is about a strung out meth addict who suffers a psychotic break and starts fucking her dog.

  • @hobsyllwin
    @hobsyllwin Před 6 lety +3020

    Just checked IMDb, it now has over 3,000 ratings and a perfect 10/10. We did it guys

    • @eyriene4559
      @eyriene4559 Před 6 lety +46

      6KARKAT6 9VANTAS9 Accomplishment.

    • @somedeerboi
      @somedeerboi Před 6 lety +71

      6KARKAT6 9VANTAS9 Now its a 9.9.

    • @doclinny
      @doclinny Před 6 lety +78

      ralph got in trouble for it but oh well, its the price he pays

    • @trogdoar149
      @trogdoar149 Před 6 lety +37

      What? What happened? Why would he get in trouble?

    • @karunsagar1773
      @karunsagar1773 Před 6 lety +3

      I' just wrote my review

  • @rags-t-richards
    @rags-t-richards Před 4 lety +102

    My working theory is that Ralph made this movie, and then made a review for it, bringing it to the internet's attention, all in a ploy to get it rated 9.8/10 on IMDB.

  • @oneghost1257
    @oneghost1257 Před rokem +9

    That dog pacing and improv singing while his owner sobs into a pillow is the funnie shit out of context

  • @lifeispain3782
    @lifeispain3782 Před 6 lety +148

    "Lay off man, I'm not gay" - Alvin Schwang

  • @nighthorizon7411
    @nighthorizon7411 Před 6 lety +1519

    Don't say it, don't think, it, don't say it, DON'T THINK IT.
    *THEY GOT* Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners.

  • @prezofthemoon9486
    @prezofthemoon9486 Před 5 lety +121

    the actor who played prince actually married Lisa in real life the year the movie came out.

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice Před 4 lety +34

      Boi.
      Iirc they were dating before the film but they still look awkward like strangers together in the film.

    • @aliceisaperson
      @aliceisaperson Před 3 lety +5

      Windows XP autumn wallpaper is a superior choice I’m just confused weather it was the voice actor for the dog or the human actor, there’s only one credit on IMDb

  • @robotdude2206
    @robotdude2206 Před 4 lety +419

    No homo, but Ralph has the cutest high-pitched laugh

  • @shookya6976
    @shookya6976 Před 6 lety +180

    When the dog is legitimately the best actor in the movie

  • @sonniemon
    @sonniemon Před 6 lety +277

    Damn the conversation at 12:30 is a freaking roller coaster.
    "Will you marry me?"
    "Oh but you can sleep with whoever"
    "I'm not attracted to you, or women"
    "I'm gay but we can have artificial insemination"
    like, holy shit.

    • @darrelsam419
      @darrelsam419 Před 6 lety +16

      Sonniemon Do gay people actually talk like this? Is this homophobic?

    • @RomanFanboy
      @RomanFanboy Před 6 lety +10

      what a mind binding twist

    • @browngirlinaclownworld2077
      @browngirlinaclownworld2077 Před 6 lety +37

      He goes from pathetic lovelorn loser to cuckold creep to closeted gay guy to extremely creepy closeted gay guy who wants to be a sugardaddy, for a woman, even though he's gay. I've never seen a film convey so many different things in so short a time. 10/10 groundbreaking masterpiece!

    • @bakashinji
      @bakashinji Před 6 lety

      This movie is ahead of its time

  • @thisisawsome34253212
    @thisisawsome34253212 Před 4 lety +160

    There's a composer credited because the dog technically sings original songs.

    • @thisisawsome34253212
      @thisisawsome34253212 Před rokem

      @m I discovered that Ralph watched a version without the score and there’s another cut containing it

  • @gagne6928
    @gagne6928 Před 3 lety +55

    So no one gonna talk about how the dog said "you don't need a god, I'm right here"?

  • @adamsandler7980
    @adamsandler7980 Před 6 lety +1227

    This movie literally has a 10/10 on IMDB, let’s keep it that way.

  • @gamesux420
    @gamesux420 Před 6 lety +815

    The gay chinese man is a legend

    • @UnCreativeDeconstructionism
      @UnCreativeDeconstructionism Před 5 lety +123

      Literally the best actor in the movie. Lmao

    • @alexzablah1455
      @alexzablah1455 Před 5 lety +14

      Dr.Kuhmilch I’ll buy you diamond fur, any luxury you can imagine.

    • @DB-jf2dw
      @DB-jf2dw Před 5 lety +4

      @@alexzablah1455 no the other one

    • @alexzablah1455
      @alexzablah1455 Před 5 lety

      living tribunal Wait... which other one?

    • @DB-jf2dw
      @DB-jf2dw Před 5 lety +4

      @@alexzablah1455 the other Asian in the film

  • @CheeseInTheOven
    @CheeseInTheOven Před 5 lety +288

    Adding gray hair to the main cast to make them old doesn’t make them look old, stop it

    • @soccerman785
      @soccerman785 Před 4 lety +39

      To be fair, the black woman's entire family seemed to cease aging when Alvin Flang died. She's supposed to be like 80 years old and her kids are still infants.

    • @Dev-nr4dw
      @Dev-nr4dw Před 3 lety +6

      Joey Moore
      Probably grandkids.

    • @nathanhaimson
      @nathanhaimson Před 3 lety +7

      They can't figure out how to add music, there's no way they can figure out prosthetics and age makeup 🤣🤣

    • @moxiemaxie3543
      @moxiemaxie3543 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Dev-nr4dw the grandkids should be older than that. My mom is 60 and the oldest ones are 24 and 16. If we're going by black stereotypes that is 😂. If she's that old, she can't handle babysitting

  • @jeffthspammer5043
    @jeffthspammer5043 Před 3 lety +24

    Remember, this movie is tied with the The Shawshank Redemption for highest rated movie on imdb

  • @jackspurlock9201
    @jackspurlock9201 Před 6 lety +201

    I get the impression that the composer credit may have been for the guy who wrote the songs the dog sings

  • @bhq3860
    @bhq3860 Před 6 lety +1122

    On IMDb, Love on a Leash is currently sitting at a score upwards of 9/10. Good job Ralph.

    • @Protanly
      @Protanly Před 6 lety +165

      Currently 9.9/10

    • @mikepuppetz9
      @mikepuppetz9 Před 6 lety +253

      If this becomes #1 on imdb's top 250, it will be the greatest thing that's ever happened in the history of the internet.

    • @greatsaiyajinman
      @greatsaiyajinman Před 6 lety +126

      10/10 now

    • @nickgula6512
      @nickgula6512 Před 6 lety +44

      Better ranking then like any of the top 250

    • @vdochev
      @vdochev Před 6 lety +51

      Guys, what have you done?

  • @haleyk349
    @haleyk349 Před 4 lety +166

    THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE SOMEONE CREATED AND RELEASED THIS UNIRONICALLY

  • @tacticalkiller1
    @tacticalkiller1 Před 5 lety +94

    17:30
    "I've never seen a dog look suicidal before, but I think that would be the face that it makes"
    This is pure comedy gold

  • @theleft-hander1908
    @theleft-hander1908 Před 6 lety +209

    There’s a composer credit because _someone_ had to write the songs that Alvin Flang sings.

  • @Silvermoon424
    @Silvermoon424 Před 6 lety +231

    The IMDB score went from like 2 stars and 9 reviews to 10 stars and close to 200 reviews. Bless you, Ralph.

    • @RobertBrkljaca
      @RobertBrkljaca Před 6 lety +10

      Now it more than 2500 :D :D

    • @bergman6581
      @bergman6581 Před 6 lety

      Robert Brkljača now it has 2,710...10

    • @jonathansefcik473
      @jonathansefcik473 Před 6 lety +7

      Someone must've reported them because all the user reviews got taken down. At least it still has a 10.

    • @jamesmoseley5428
      @jamesmoseley5428 Před 6 lety

      I can’t even make it through this review (let alone the film). I have to watch it in pieces or I’ll cringe myself to death

  • @jakegibbard
    @jakegibbard Před 5 lety +584

    Why do a lot of these hilariously bad films have main blonde characters named Lisa?

    • @alexzablah1455
      @alexzablah1455 Před 5 lety +22

      You sure? I think the other one is the Room. Are there others out there?

    • @unwantedmacguffin5611
      @unwantedmacguffin5611 Před 5 lety +33

      They're obviously a rip off of Lisa Lisa from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure part 2, but Lisa Lisa is just so perfect and amazing that no one can possibly even come close to her. Lisa Lisa is my waifu.

    • @Dev-nr4dw
      @Dev-nr4dw Před 3 lety +32

      Jessie Joestar
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    • @DixieSchizo
      @DixieSchizo Před 3 lety +9

      @@Dev-nr4dw I'm not a Republican but this really needed to be said👏

    • @AlexanderDivineEmcee
      @AlexanderDivineEmcee Před 3 lety +2

      its like poetry, it rhymes

  • @seangiglio
    @seangiglio Před rokem +5

    I love how Alvin Flang calls himself Alvin Schlang at one point and they left it in

  • @queenpika5748
    @queenpika5748 Před 6 lety +268

    The thumbnail made me think it was going to be a kids movie about a dog.
    Boy was I wrong.

  • @TheFaithb420
    @TheFaithb420 Před 6 lety +1078

    If the dog is supposed to be homeless, why is it wearing a collar???

  • @skelly1004
    @skelly1004 Před 3 lety +23

    I checked IMDb, and it currently has a 9.2, which means it is tied with The Shawshank Redemption as the number one highest rated movie of all times.

  • @plinkplinkplong
    @plinkplinkplong Před 5 lety +103

    This movie really speaks to me in an emotional way. Love on a Leash talks about modern politics and relationships that really identifies with me as a human being. Alvin Flang and Lisa’s love relationship symbolizes inadequacy that you shouldn’t judge on the way people look. Him turning into a handsome young man tells the audience that people can be very attractive if you look deep down. This movie is a masterpiece of filmmaking and it’s perspective of love, politics and beastiality is amazing to watch. 10/10, 5/5, 4/4, A+, Strong 9 to a 10, would buy Blu-ray

  • @escapefromtibet2530
    @escapefromtibet2530 Před 6 lety +764

    *NO GIRLS NO FUN*

  • @abdishakurmahboub3696
    @abdishakurmahboub3696 Před 6 lety +2551

    Its should have been called Love UnLeashed

  • @tabitha8232
    @tabitha8232 Před 5 lety +848

    I actually think this movie was written and directed by a dog

  • @shady8045
    @shady8045 Před 5 lety +48

    peter davison should get an Oscar for composing that beautiful music

  • @24FramesOfNick
    @24FramesOfNick Před 6 lety +2952

    *Feeling like a freak on a leash*
    *Feeling like I have no release*

  • @Monocultured01
    @Monocultured01 Před 5 lety +1724

    A blond woman named Lisa that everybody loves for no reason in a weird, terrible independent "film".... Did the director use Tommy Wisseau as inspiration?

  • @AllyGatorAnimator
    @AllyGatorAnimator Před 4 lety +26

    KING OF THE CASTLE!
    King of the castle that's also a dog
    And lives in a house that is green
    WHAT?!
    Tim Rice wishes he could write lyrics with this much depth.

  • @almishti
    @almishti Před 4 lety +106

    You left out the subplot about the guy who brings his mom on a date who's a gynecologist and wants Lisa to fulfill her eugenics-like program. :D :O

  • @iancornejo5789
    @iancornejo5789 Před 6 lety +172

    this movie is the official sequel to the room; denny is gone, mark became an alcoholic, johnny became reincarnated into a dog, and lisa became obsessed with the color green.

    • @Ash14851
      @Ash14851 Před 6 lety +25

      Ian Cornejo During The Room Johnny got Lisa a red dress. Lisa was traumatized by Johnny's death, so now green is her favourite colour because green is opposite red on the colour wheel.

    • @russellhunter9951
      @russellhunter9951 Před 6 lety +2

      Headcanon!

    • @stwbmc98
      @stwbmc98 Před 6 lety

      So Johnny was a cheating playboy in his past life? That completely flips The Room on its head. Johnny was a total hypocrite the whole time.

  • @sageoakley1498
    @sageoakley1498 Před 6 lety +607

    The Shape of Water is just Love on a Leash for fish

    • @weirdguy1495
      @weirdguy1495 Před 6 lety +22

      And also instead of having voices but no music, they have music but no voices.

    • @TheQuashingoftheTub
      @TheQuashingoftheTub Před 5 lety +2

      But better.

    • @RyanSmith-qr7jg
      @RyanSmith-qr7jg Před 5 lety

      But love on a leash is a better movie than The Shape Of Water 😉😉

  • @zyala
    @zyala Před 3 lety +43

    I have a theory about this film that I kept quiet, but now seeing as there is more information publicly available, I think my theory has some potential.
    I think the decision for the dog’s voice over was made last minute. If you take out all the dog’s voice over, the film takes a completely different (more “cinema romance”) sort of tone. It’s not deaf, but it lacks a certain charm that makes the viewer “feel good” while watching it. Any romance lover knows there’s a certain levity romance movies thrive on and without it, it’s like pulling teeth.
    I’d imagine after the rough edit, the director/writer/editor noticed this and considered adding voice over lines for the dog. That, however, means hiring the same actor for a few more days of voice work *and* writing even more lines-which is basically suicide for an indie film on a short budget.
    This is when I think the director reached out to a friend (who is a funny guy IRL) and asked for help writing and recording lines. This guy, this fucking Chad, watched the rough edit and was probably like “hell yeah, I’ll help you with your movie, and don’t even pay me.” Then, proceeded to ad-lib lines to take some of the pressure off the director so she could focus on other parts of her film that needed her.
    This was the decision that made the film. Without this quick decision being made with two minutes on the clock, they never would’ve made the film we see today. It probably would’ve gone unnoticed and buried beneath Amazon’s Primes HellDumpster Fire.
    The director had a vision. A romantic kissing movie where the dog doesn’t talk (*cough* get smoked Nine Lives *cough*) but changed it on a dime when it wasn’t working and asked for help. If anything about this theory is true, I gotta hand it to the VA and the Director for pulling through their movie despite what must’ve been hell.
    But that’s just a theory.
    A
    g ame
    theory.
    hel p.
    me

  • @aliveslice
    @aliveslice Před 4 lety +52

    I ship the green girl and the pink girl

    • @blujaebird
      @blujaebird Před 3 lety +6

      That would have been an awesome twist tbh

  • @benbotka8010
    @benbotka8010 Před 6 lety +71

    I’m glad Adum feels comfortable recommending his fun animal movies to you.

  • @TarksGauntlet
    @TarksGauntlet Před 6 lety +1836

    The main female character is named Lisa so this is already prime for some cross references.

  • @hvitekristesdod
    @hvitekristesdod Před 5 lety +160

    Why does the dog’s dialogue all sound like a Rifftrax of the movie?

    • @Soundtracks92
      @Soundtracks92 Před 4 lety +12

      Cuz he was improvising the entire time and was parodying it. There was actually another voice actor for the dog that he replaced

    • @lisamikky1696
      @lisamikky1696 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Soundtracks92 Well, that actually does make a lot of sense! All the dog's lines & songs seem to be done by someone parodying the movie. That also explains why the voices for dog & man are different and why he seems to be nice as a man, but a total jerk as a dog. However - HOW & WHY did the original dog track get changed to this??? And is there some proof it actually happened?

    • @RPGFReeKZ
      @RPGFReeKZ Před 3 lety +1

      @@lisamikky1696 Watch Ralph's interview with the guy to find out

  • @TheArcWielder
    @TheArcWielder Před 4 lety +30

    I feel like this is all an extended "Eric Andre" bit or something.

  • @potatohead7579
    @potatohead7579 Před 6 lety +159

    Lay off, man!
    *I ' M N O T G A Y*

    • @lmao-ev6nz
      @lmao-ev6nz Před 6 lety

      GRAB ON YOU PIZZAFACE CINDERBLOCK

  • @battleupsaber462
    @battleupsaber462 Před 6 lety +727

    I thought YMS was the one who was a furry.

    • @BigT.Larrity
      @BigT.Larrity Před 6 lety +68

      Just because he spends most of his time in his collector's edition Cool Cat fur suit and most of his bookmarks are from e621 doesn't mean he's a furry.

    • @subadanus6310
      @subadanus6310 Před 6 lety +9

      no hes actually a furry watch his second channel

    • @subadanus6310
      @subadanus6310 Před 6 lety +6

      whats the joke here because i've watched YMS for like 6 years now
      epic coolcat furry joke xddd

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 Před 6 lety +1

      BattleUp Saber is he?

    • @lmao-ev6nz
      @lmao-ev6nz Před 6 lety +3

      Jozinek yeah he goes to furrycons has a fursuit, watches shit like jasonafex and goes to e621.

  • @MicrosoftNestleTea
    @MicrosoftNestleTea Před 5 lety +58

    10:04
    Oh my god it's worse than that
    The editor didn't cut the audio early, he lowered the Dog's VO for the live action part.
    YOU CAN STILL HEAR HIM WITH HEADPHONES ON

  • @Nekucloud
    @Nekucloud Před 4 lety +49

    KING OF THE CASTLE!!!
    KING OF THE CASTLE THAT'S ALSO A DOG, AND LIVES IN THE HOUSE THAT IS GREEN...WHAT!?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gummigamer4614
    @gummigamer4614 Před 6 lety +524

    The composer was the person who made those fucking sick freestyle tracks. How could you not know that? I'm a dog is one of my favorite songs .

  • @ElectrifiedBacon
    @ElectrifiedBacon Před 6 lety +152

    Directed by Jennifer Ten?
    More like Jennifer 10/10

  • @soccerman785
    @soccerman785 Před 4 lety +16

    My absolute favourite aspect of the writing is that, pre-curse, there was apparently a playboy royal prince called Alvin Flang.

  • @aquamarineancientsoul7893
    @aquamarineancientsoul7893 Před 5 lety +23

    I havent done drugs once in my life but i was drinking tea while watching this and now i have doubts about the contents of the tea i have been buying for years

  • @1080TJ
    @1080TJ Před 6 lety +273

    The way this movie is constructed makes it feel like something I would have made with my crappy video camera as a kid where I would shoot everything in chronological order over the course of one day, make up the story as I was filming, only keep one take of each shot/scene so I didn't fill up the memory card, and then just throw it all onto the computer and play it back in order because I didn't know what editing was.

    • @shoshone3401
      @shoshone3401 Před 6 lety +14

      You sound like a kickass dude to hang out with

    • @scrums4748
      @scrums4748 Před 6 lety

      KittieNipps irn bru?

    • @EvoluteCreator
      @EvoluteCreator Před 6 lety +6

      Glad I wasnt the only one who did this

    • @creamygooger
      @creamygooger Před 6 lety +9

      This is how I realized i was into filmmaking. I have like 3 "short movies" on my channel but they're private links. Hmu and we'll share HAHAHAHAH

    • @chiomaejimofo4417
      @chiomaejimofo4417 Před 6 lety +2

      Omg I have found my people

  • @bathandbigbitches
    @bathandbigbitches Před 6 lety +251

    Ralph, hold your tongue, this is a brilliant art film. Lisa wearing all green is a statement about climate change. And the no music or sound throughout the movie is meant to highlight how important good sound and music is. You really have to watch Rick and Morty before watching this movie to truly understand it.

    • @captaincuttlefish
      @captaincuttlefish Před 3 lety +5

      oh flip, my brain aches trying to comprehend the genius of love on a leash

    • @S.D.323
      @S.D.323 Před měsícem +1

      exactly people who havent watched rick and morty cant understand it every single image is so dense and has so many things going on alvin flang is a funnier character than we have ever had before so if we can get him working well

  • @MegaKoutsou
    @MegaKoutsou Před rokem +4

    A dog saying "I got a name, I'm Alvin Flang" is a perfect shitpost

  • @TheFunklin
    @TheFunklin Před 3 lety +18

    I must have watched this review at least five times over the years and every time he gets to the part where Alvin Flang dies I burst out in uncontrollable laughter

    • @EcsMurphy
      @EcsMurphy Před 3 lety +4

      I genuinely thought I was the only one. This is a right of passage atleast once a year.

  • @joegreenwell5476
    @joegreenwell5476 Před 6 lety +171

    I honestly have a hard time believing you didn't add voices to this.

    • @knoelle1357
      @knoelle1357 Před 6 lety +17

      Joe Greenwell Half the time I thought it was Ralph doing the dog voice.

    • @joegreenwell5476
      @joegreenwell5476 Před 6 lety +1

      K Noelle Garcia
      It's freaky trying to convince myself this is real

  • @nikki1339
    @nikki1339 Před 6 lety +159

    "You should have have a nam-"I already have a name" "im gonna name you- "I have a name-" "..rover" "..it's Alvin Flang"

  • @anneblackk
    @anneblackk Před 5 lety +39

    Years later but the kids are the same age.
    By the way. The rating on IMDb is now a 9.5. Amazing! That was a sweet thing you did Ralph!

  • @chrisschuber9149
    @chrisschuber9149 Před 3 lety +12

    I love that he gets to come back to life, then flash and age 25 years instantly. I'm sure there's no mental issues from that happening.

  • @calebhu6383
    @calebhu6383 Před 6 lety +104

    As of now, this movie has a straight 10/10 on IMDb.
    Let's keep it that way.

  • @SellManStef
    @SellManStef Před 6 lety +280

    This is what Nine Lives wanted to be

    • @bardy8674
      @bardy8674 Před 6 lety +9

      SellManStef My Name is Perkins so I call my store Purrkins.

    • @OttoVonGarfield
      @OttoVonGarfield Před 6 lety +8

      Oh!

    • @JimmyZSnow
      @JimmyZSnow Před 6 lety +6

      Yeah it was supposed to be an erotic film between Kevin Spacey and his "son"

  • @cleobinx
    @cleobinx Před 4 lety +15

    “I’ve never seen a dog look suicidal , but I’m pretty sure this is how it would look” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @iamnotthatguy7166
    @iamnotthatguy7166 Před 2 lety +9

    I like how the audio for the dog awkwardly cuts out when he’s done with his lines