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  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. Před 4 lety +5031

    Turns out Peter Dinklage has actually been on his knees the whole time too, he's just really good at it. If he stands up he's like 6'2"

    • @donamirtz
      @donamirtz Před 4 lety +222

      He just got short arms

    • @YourPrivateNightmare
      @YourPrivateNightmare Před 4 lety +223

      I now like to imagine Peter Dinklage with really long legs, but still having his short arms

    • @JayMaverick
      @JayMaverick Před 4 lety +137

      He just gets up one day, kinda dusts himself off and walks away.

    • @simone3249
      @simone3249 Před 4 lety +152

      Have you seen him in Avengers Infinity War? That wasn't a special effect, he's really that huge

    • @kwizatzhannahrach
      @kwizatzhannahrach Před 4 lety +51

      if he stands up he plays House M.D.

  • @dtowns
    @dtowns Před 4 lety +4236

    This seems like it’s one of those trailers in the beginning of tropic thunder, but somehow it became a real movie.

    • @donamirtz
      @donamirtz Před 4 lety +45

      Thats perfect omg

    • @Sarahonwheels
      @Sarahonwheels Před 4 lety +102

      This could be on Tim and Eric's awesome show and we wouldn't know the difference.

    • @iciajay6891
      @iciajay6891 Před 4 lety +8

      Accurate.

    • @SkandiaAUS
      @SkandiaAUS Před 4 lety +11

      Dwarf Farts 2

    • @espurious
      @espurious Před 4 lety +47

      "Everybody knows you never go full dwarf"

  • @Jesus-oi8zg
    @Jesus-oi8zg Před 4 lety +2905

    Imagine a movie where two little actors play one ''regular'' sized person. Now that would be something.

    • @notscotthenson
      @notscotthenson Před 4 lety +131

      BRAVE

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy Před 4 lety +69

      just make them stand on boxes and crop the frame and that'd be just like what they did in this movie.

    • @videogamenostalgia
      @videogamenostalgia Před 4 lety +46

      The twist in this movie should have been that everyone in Beckinsale's family was two dwarves pretending to be regular-sized people

    • @Cellidor
      @Cellidor Před 4 lety +45

      I mean, Dinklage _did_ play a 12 foot giant in Avengers.

    • @whaccoon
      @whaccoon Před 4 lety +2

      Commentary by "Jesus 420"

  • @DarkMProductions
    @DarkMProductions Před 4 lety +1700

    This film comes across to me as one of the most misguided attempts at an Oscar bait movie ever.

    • @kloakekloaker1020
      @kloakekloaker1020 Před 4 lety +65

      This whole setup reminds me of walk hard where dewie Cox tries to be socially concious and makes a song about midgets, god damn I love that movie

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 Před 4 lety +31

      I don't think it's the subject matter that held it back, but the fact it's just weird and incompetent

    • @trequor
      @trequor Před 3 lety +21

      This is Simple Jack but in real life

    • @SpacedOut311
      @SpacedOut311 Před 2 lety +6

      Then the movie Music happened.

  • @samc6974
    @samc6974 Před 4 lety +2599

    A movie were Matthew Mcconaughey plays a Jewish dwarf.

    • @poppypopper7123
      @poppypopper7123 Před 4 lety +210

      A tall Jewish dwarf

    • @The_Red_Ghost10
      @The_Red_Ghost10 Před 4 lety +44

      With Gary Oldman plays a dwarf but it's painfully obvious it's not

    • @reflectingh9997
      @reflectingh9997 Před 4 lety +21

      Ah yes, my favourite Safdie Brother Movie

    • @BlankxxPage
      @BlankxxPage Před 4 lety +13

      Aren't all Dwarves Jewish, like in Snow White?

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking Před 4 lety +6

      15:08 Blond girl is a pornstar.... a friend told me so...

  • @Hedgpig
    @Hedgpig Před 4 lety +992

    "Have you ever fantasized about having so much money, that you could like, make a room made out of lasers?" That's when I knew Adum had checked out.

    • @bigbrothertw
      @bigbrothertw Před 2 lety +16

      adum has been on a downward spiral

  • @milkitea669
    @milkitea669 Před 4 lety +744

    I remember as a teenager, saying to myself "I love Gary Oldman, I will watch all his films." This is the one that made me slow down.

    • @Chance57
      @Chance57 Před 3 lety +29

      I did that after watching Con Air Eric Nic Cage. Don't even ask me why or how. The Weatherman was what finally did me in.

    • @nahtesalinas1917
      @nahtesalinas1917 Před rokem +2

      *LOL*

    • @GuineaPigEveryday
      @GuineaPigEveryday Před 7 měsíci +4

      Honestly this movie sucks and Oldman’s decision to do this is fucking insulting. But idk still think Gary Oldman’s career is pretty phenomenal outside of this. I mean most great actors have the most horrendous skeletons in their closets, at least in this case it was a bad offensive role, and not the sort of overt extreme abusive racist/sexist allegations that you usually see. Like Marlon Brando, John Wayne, Steve McQueen, Frank Sinatra. Or the weird shit of Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Leonardo Dicaprio, Casey Affleck, etc etc. Gary Oldman still nails almost every role he has

  • @CoratMcRed
    @CoratMcRed Před 4 lety +2019

    It really isn’t the same without that Asian kid from Thirteen Reasons Why popping up
    Really ruins the whole connected universe vibe

    • @JoystickV2
      @JoystickV2 Před 4 lety +63

      @Madeline Harper He is always there, in our hearts.

    • @michaellconticchio7509
      @michaellconticchio7509 Před 4 lety +5

      @Madeline Harper that one and Invasion (2007)

    • @mourad505
      @mourad505 Před 4 lety +20

      ...wait... Gary Oldman isn't the Asian kid from Thirteen Reasons Why?...

    • @SparklyZee
      @SparklyZee Před 4 lety +21

      maybe the real asian kid from thirteen reasons was the friends we made along the way

    • @zcritten
      @zcritten Před 4 lety +7

      You obviously don't dig on multiverses, this is set off of the prime universe where Gary Oldman on his knees was in thirteen reasons why

  • @kujasan
    @kujasan Před 4 lety +1775

    "Dude, wanna watch a movie with Gary Oldman, Peter Dinklage, Matthew McConaughey and Patricia Arquette?"
    "woah, 3 oscarwinners and a goldenglobe winner? Must have been hell of an expensive filming. I bet it's awesome though!"
    well...

    • @Neolazaro91
      @Neolazaro91 Před 4 lety +24

      @Anders Herum 3 2 3 4 4 2 3 AND...

    • @HarryBuddhaPalm
      @HarryBuddhaPalm Před 4 lety +33

      That's pretty much what happened to me. I was going through the channels and saw this movie and didn't know what it was. I saw the cast list and thought "this could be good". I've never been more wrong in my life.

    • @kaiokendo
      @kaiokendo Před 4 lety +4

      what a S T I G M A

    • @girl-di3nn
      @girl-di3nn Před 4 lety +9

      kaiokendo S T I G M A BALLS

    • @brendanfoehr5086
      @brendanfoehr5086 Před 4 lety +5

      Don't forget Academy Awards attendee Kate Beckinsale! (She shoulda been nominated for Love & Friendship, but that joke was still hilarious)

  • @jaxkommish
    @jaxkommish Před 3 lety +166

    We NEED the sequel. Kate's character falls in love with Brad Garrett (6'8" in real life) who is the shortest guy in a family of people with gigantism

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Před 9 měsíci +10

      And Brad Garrett is played by a little person

  • @mrinkel1
    @mrinkel1 Před 4 lety +708

    i love the fake trivia on imdb about this film:
    "Gary Oldman often made his famous moose soup for the cast and crew and insisted everyone eat it instead of the provided catering. He claimed it awoke the "machines within" needed for his once in a life time performance.
    "
    "Gary Oldham said he was inspired for this role by his favorite musicians Garth Brooks and the Four Stoke Gang Band.
    "
    "In this film Peter Dinklage drank so much water he became the official water champ. He was soft at first but got it done in 3 long chugs.
    "

    • @VHScompatible
      @VHScompatible Před 4 lety +43

      mrinkel all of these are jokes from Tom Segura’s podcast: Your moms house

    • @mrinkel1
      @mrinkel1 Před 4 lety +18

      @@VHScompatible ah interesting, never heard of it :P

    • @PivotLover94
      @PivotLover94 Před 4 lety +20

      WHERE MY MOMMIES AT

    • @aaronavila2950
      @aaronavila2950 Před 4 lety +9

      BigPapaGoose SUWU

    • @solharv7817
      @solharv7817 Před 4 lety +61

      “When asked what it was like playing a dwarf, Gary Oldman said it was very uncomfortable because of the way his knees would rub rub rub on the ground.”

  • @thebasedgodmax1163
    @thebasedgodmax1163 Před 4 lety +780

    matthew bright also directed a batshit insane 1996 thriller called freeway in which reese witherspoon goes up against a necrophiliac serial killer played by keifer sutherland and along the way meets a heroin addicted lesbian brittany murphy. if you can believe it, it's more insane than this comment makes it sound. highly recommend

    • @lightning860
      @lightning860 Před 4 lety +6

      Deaner 👌

    • @racinefo
      @racinefo Před 4 lety +50

      He also plays Squeezit the Chicken Boy in an even craaazier film called Forbidden Zone and was an original member of Oingo Boingo back when they were a theatrical troupe.

    • @thebasedgodmax1163
      @thebasedgodmax1163 Před 4 lety +12

      racinefo i never knew he was part of oingo boingo pre new wave band era, but yeah forbidden zone was also batshit insane

    • @FanucciSaysEeeeh
      @FanucciSaysEeeeh Před 4 lety +5

      @@thebasedgodmax1163 his involvement in the band was minimal, I couldn't even tell you what instrument he played

    • @calisha1889
      @calisha1889 Před 4 lety +9

      Highway is fun. Its a modern retelling of Little Red Riding Hood. Also I had no idea Oingo Boingo started out that way

  • @Superdm64
    @Superdm64 Před 4 lety +409

    In the scene where Matthew McConaughey was dancing with those children, you missed a golden opportunity to make a "he keeps getting older, they stay the same age" joke

  • @RafaelRamirez-bg7qv
    @RafaelRamirez-bg7qv Před 4 lety +1513

    I felt this one was genuinely pissing Adam off.

    • @fritzyfox3713
      @fritzyfox3713 Před 4 lety +115

      More so than "I know who killed me"?

    • @blueray2174
      @blueray2174 Před 4 lety +78

      @@fritzyfox3713 i think that one was worse the color thing was genuinely fucking with him

    • @AnarchistPoop
      @AnarchistPoop Před rokem +1

      maybe his
      extra energetic irritating friend. He's so annoying and loud, he never fails to give me a headache

    • @Levleup
      @Levleup Před rokem +16

      @@AnarchistPoop
      Then just don’t watch videos with him in them?

    • @ArminJohnnson5071
      @ArminJohnnson5071 Před rokem +14

      @@Levleup ikr all the adum and pals vids are like 70% Scoot whats the point of even clicking on the video

  • @qorso
    @qorso Před 2 lety +204

    The finale to Game of Thrones should have been Peter Dinklage standing up and being like 6'5"

  • @lightning860
    @lightning860 Před 4 lety +976

    Huh, I was expecting this video to be shorter.

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 Před 4 lety +32

      Whistle sound effect plays.

    • @NotaRealnam
      @NotaRealnam Před 4 lety +18

      Seinfeld Theme begins to play*

    • @---tw6qk
      @---tw6qk Před 4 lety +7

      @strontiumXnitrate Don't sell yourself short.

    • @botyorick
      @botyorick Před 4 lety +5

      *saws off video's legs*

  • @roflcopter_launchpad1116
    @roflcopter_launchpad1116 Před 4 lety +656

    (Man punches hole in the wall after finding out his kid's a gnome) Yep, this relationship can only end well.

    • @DmitryAbrakhmanov
      @DmitryAbrakhmanov Před 4 lety +16

      Looks like Noa Baumbach ripped off some parts for his Marriage Story from this film.

    • @joeyst-pierre6139
      @joeyst-pierre6139 Před 4 lety +68

      I laughed so hard the first time I saw it, like
      Doctor: your baby has dwarfism
      MM: goddammit (punches door)

    • @roflcopter_launchpad1116
      @roflcopter_launchpad1116 Před 4 lety +14

      @D Zuke Well, of course I'd never call a REAL person a gnome. But this is a fictional character. Still, "Champ" sounds like a fun term.

    • @videogamenostalgia
      @videogamenostalgia Před 4 lety +30

      "gnome" Jesus Christ you insensitive prick. They're called goblins.

    • @blueray2174
      @blueray2174 Před 4 lety +1

      @@videogamenostalgia is... is this a PST reference?

  • @Inzaynmembrain97
    @Inzaynmembrain97 Před 4 lety +695

    So they were looking for a good actor to play their main little person character and they also casted one of the best little person actors in the film but only to play a side character

    • @Account_Not_Applicable
      @Account_Not_Applicable Před 4 lety +126

      I need to see Peter Dinklage as a lead for once. He's so charismatic, handsome, and phenomenally talented, yet he's so underutilized it seems

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 Před 4 lety +78

      Peter Dinklage wasn't famous at the time, he had a filmography but he never played famous roles at the time

    • @JTM_MACHINE
      @JTM_MACHINE Před 3 lety +10

      Not Applicable I hear The Station Agent is pretty good, he’s the lead in that one.

    • @PhyreI3ird
      @PhyreI3ird Před 2 lety +25

      @@Maxisamo1 The fact that's the actual reasoning is such a sad indication of Hollywood in general. Can't possibly have incredibly talented leads, they have to already be known too... Fuck Hollywood

    • @lainiwakura666
      @lainiwakura666 Před rokem +1

      @@PhyreI3ird im not sure about anything ever, but the character that Gary Oldman plays is sensitive not a macho. The characters dinklage played around that time were macho men.
      Maybe because he was small he thought he had to prove something, so he focused on macho. Macho is what he is still good at(and this is why we love him) BUT if you watch the movie then youd notice that dinklage isnt very good at the small part he got. His french accent is still bad and his drunk acting sucks. Im happy he got better at acting later ,he had allot of potential, BIG presence on screen. but it makes sense they hired an actual actor (gary) for a lead role

  • @madememo6489
    @madememo6489 Před 4 lety +1177

    “Why are- some letters are bigger”
    “What part of cool font do you not understand?”

    • @notori-ice
      @notori-ice Před 4 lety +11

      @Quentin Beck Very factual

    • @danablack9499
      @danablack9499 Před 4 lety +22

      I too watched the video

    • @notscotthenson
      @notscotthenson Před 4 lety +9

      These replies are mean and I love them.

    • @grrmonkey
      @grrmonkey Před 4 lety +8

      @@notscotthenson we love you too scoot

    • @lightning860
      @lightning860 Před 4 lety +2

      Stunningly original and hilariously funny

  • @jillydaqueen2282
    @jillydaqueen2282 Před 4 lety +343

    "Time is shorter for long people." -Albert Einstein

  • @Lyndiloo
    @Lyndiloo Před 4 lety +843

    This is a fascinating production, though. Kate Beckinsale agreed to do this movie for scale if she could wear her lucky hat, but the wife of the producer was like "I don't like the hat. It has to go!" and the fight over it resulted in half the crew leaving. The director was so pissed at how the producers edited the movie, he flew to the Sundance premier to get up on stage and just hammer the film and the interference of the idiot producers before getting thrown out. He purposely removed his name from the film because he hated it, the writing credit is actually his pseudonym, but couldn't remove himself as director. I really wish they'd release the director's cut because apparently the vibe is completely different. I think the concept is interesting, but putting Oldman on his knees was ridiculous.

    • @jsh020
      @jsh020 Před 4 lety +153

      you really got to wonder how many bad movies are actually good just with shit editing against the creator's wishes, like that one dark comedy paul walker was in where hes put into the brain of a dinosour that was known as a horrible movie for decades but turned out to be a genuinely hilarious R rated comedy they edited down to a pg rating and shit out in the early 90's before finally getting a real finished release like last year.

    • @cynikalfilms
      @cynikalfilms Před 4 lety +55

      I'm sorry, Paul Walker was a dinosaur?

    • @jsh020
      @jsh020 Před 4 lety +67

      ​@@cynikalfilms yep, it was an early role that was butchered turning an R rated horror comedy into a kids film. Its most well known for being on best of the worst where they could obviously tell that shit wasnt for kids and how suspcious some of the cuts were to mask what seemed to be alot more graphic, last year the actual cut of the movie came out and its a pretty fun movie genuinly outside of irony.
      czcams.com/video/s2TjMvBmKuo/video.html

    • @Lyndiloo
      @Lyndiloo Před 4 lety +30

      @@cynikalfilms The name of the movie is Tammy and the T-Rex.

    • @GryphonWyng
      @GryphonWyng Před 4 lety +130

      I can't tell which is more absurd: Kate Beckinsale doing the movie on the condition that she gets to wear a hat, or the director's wife, who knows this, fighting vehemently against the hat being in the movie at all costs.

  • @antoinevuaridel8638
    @antoinevuaridel8638 Před 4 lety +343

    As a guy standing on his knees I am deeply offended by the way you guys talk about us small people.

  • @JayIVIell
    @JayIVIell Před 4 lety +500

    Gary Oldman’s arms are longer than Peter Dunkey’s body

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis Před 4 lety +32

      @Niŋin turdl已 Generally people's arms are longer than their (or other people's) penises, yes.

    • @jimzimmer2048
      @jimzimmer2048 Před 3 lety

      Niŋin turdl已 if he is smaller than 6 inches

    • @dumpster_mcgee_96
      @dumpster_mcgee_96 Před 3 lety +6

      Peter Dunkey?

    • @ayaa.1351
      @ayaa.1351 Před 3 lety +1

      You know there are different types of dwarfs...

    • @libRteedude
      @libRteedude Před rokem +4

      Peter Dunkey: Spaghetti and meatballs!

  • @nickbaron8054
    @nickbaron8054 Před 4 lety +224

    The thing with the pregnancy test and the coffee...just wtf? WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT?!?!?

    • @jooddart9736
      @jooddart9736 Před 4 lety +10

      Nick Baron marination?

    • @blueray2174
      @blueray2174 Před 4 lety +21

      She read it on a fitness site that piss was the new substitute for sugar

    • @fawx3684
      @fawx3684 Před 3 lety +4

      That wasn't coffee, she's a coyote

  • @2devious724
    @2devious724 Před 4 lety +1029

    Fun Fact: Leonardo da Vinci was called da Vinci because he was an illegitimate child and thus, wasn't given a last name.

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb Před 4 lety +39

      2 Devious yes he was a bastard

    • @Kerrandrius
      @Kerrandrius Před 4 lety +105

      Erasmus of Rotterdam and several other important artistic and scholarly figures from the middle ages and early modernity are referred to by their place of origin.
      Leonardo is an exception that everyone uses that Italian form (even in my native Finnish), which obfuscates the meaning.

    • @EvanSaltare
      @EvanSaltare Před 4 lety +126

      @Palindromeda 33 no. It's where he's from. His name is Leonardo of Vinci if you're being literal.

    • @dirrdevil
      @dirrdevil Před 4 lety +56

      Leonardo Snow. Or Sand, or Rivers, or Flowers, or Stone, or whatever.

    • @mrdrprof99
      @mrdrprof99 Před 4 lety +2

      @@EvanSaltare leonardo of venice

  • @Maxisamo1
    @Maxisamo1 Před 4 lety +201

    The easiest fix to this film would be to make McConaughey's character afraid of his child having a hard life and being bullied, maybe even show some of this happening to his brother in the past.
    It would give a real, legitimate, reason for why his character would be so insecure and have these fears even though HIS ENTIRE FAMILY IS FILLED WITH DWARVES.

    • @robertwoods3871
      @robertwoods3871 Před rokem +12

      The story needed a "villain", so they jackknifed the plot to make Matt's character that villain, even though It makes zero fucking sense in context

    • @AnikMonette
      @AnikMonette Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@robertwoods3871Well, just don't put a villain...

  • @olleronn616
    @olleronn616 Před 4 lety +82

    Him screaming "I'M A DWARF" is the best thing ever.

  • @narfeyfjola
    @narfeyfjola Před 4 lety +273

    Doctor: It's gonna be a big commitment
    Me: ....is it?

  • @onyxmissile
    @onyxmissile Před 4 lety +114

    Leonardo had no surname in the modern sense, "da Vinci" simply meaning "of Vinci": his full birth name was "Leonardo di ser Piero da Vinci", meaning "Leonardo, son of (Mes)ser Piero from Vinci."

    • @davidpaul6290
      @davidpaul6290 Před 3 lety +6

      So illegally speaking, his name was Leonardo Piero?

  • @MrPlow-jc4cr
    @MrPlow-jc4cr Před 4 lety +825

    Why is Adum upset about Gary Oldman constantly on his knees? That sounds like every gay man's fantasy

    • @iamthewizardwhoknocks2845
      @iamthewizardwhoknocks2845 Před 4 lety +18

      Heh

    • @StainlessPot
      @StainlessPot Před 4 lety +91

      No way, Gary Oldman has zero bottom energy.

    • @Targisvear
      @Targisvear Před 3 lety +23

      @@StainlessPot Didn't you notice his big bottom? Oh wait, right, that's his legs... - Hercules disappointed scream ensues. -

    • @gvtterslag
      @gvtterslag Před 3 lety +19

      Damn I'm not even a gay man and that's my fantasy

    • @arscente3279
      @arscente3279 Před 3 lety +11

      He prefers gay anthro horses.

  • @disgruntledcashier503
    @disgruntledcashier503 Před 4 lety +289

    Since he’s on his knees and basically doesn’t have shins as this character, all I can see if Gary Oldman as Cotton Hill

    • @JarvisBaileyVA
      @JarvisBaileyVA Před 4 lety +37

      Don't disrespect Cotton, he killed fiddy men

    • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737
      @smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737 Před 4 lety +11

      Disgruntled Cashier what you guys doing women’s work?

    • @pat2100
      @pat2100 Před 4 lety +3

      HAJAHAHAHA

    • @SoggyMs
      @SoggyMs Před rokem +3

      I just recently found out that Hank Hills neighbor Kahn was played by the Asian guy from 13 Reason Why

  • @brandonmclendon5368
    @brandonmclendon5368 Před 4 lety +130

    How Gary Oldman was snubbed for an Oscar for this greatly written role I’ll never understand. #OscarsSoTall

  • @MrLonelyIsland
    @MrLonelyIsland Před 4 lety +637

    Is Gary Oldman the Asian guy from 13 Reasons Why?

    • @mekudu-man3804
      @mekudu-man3804 Před 4 lety +21

      I mean in this movie he has the size of your normal Asian man, so yeah that should be right.

    • @The_Red_Ghost10
      @The_Red_Ghost10 Před 4 lety +3

      I see you in that profile pic yumi from senan kagura

    • @CoratMcRed
      @CoratMcRed Před 4 lety +3

      Deep down, we are all the Asian kid from 13 Reasons Why inside

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 Před 4 lety +1

      @@yes9421 The real Asian kid from 13 reasons why is everyone that is vaugley Asian according to Adam and pals :P

    • @fawx3684
      @fawx3684 Před 3 lety

      Its Gary Oldman with a rice hat and clothepins on his eyes

  • @screamingphoenix8113
    @screamingphoenix8113 Před 4 lety +57

    This movie proves that there are no small parts, just small actors.

  • @frankielovesyou21
    @frankielovesyou21 Před 4 lety +43

    "Gary Oldman often made his famous moose soup for the cast and crew and insisted everyone eat it instead of the provided catering. He claimed it awoke the "machines within" needed for his once in a life time performance."
    This is the first trivia fact about this movie on IMDB.

  • @dankslurp3122
    @dankslurp3122 Před 4 lety +55

    I had no idea Anthony Fantano was the voice of the “damn boy he thick” meme until now

  • @LiamDoesStuffOfficial
    @LiamDoesStuffOfficial Před 4 lety +212

    Tiptoes, the best toe movie since Once Upon A Time in Hollywood

    • @trippinsciko
      @trippinsciko Před 4 lety +10

      Imagine that movie with Dinklage and Oldman as a small person

    • @jooddart9736
      @jooddart9736 Před 4 lety +1

      Liam Does Stuff you need to wiggle your big toe and get those other piggies wiggling

  • @ac8911
    @ac8911 Před rokem +11

    "At the 2004 Sundance Film Festival, where the 90-minute version screened, Bright criticized the film and lambasted the producers for re-editing his film, leading them to drag him off stage"
    This film is the gift that keeps on giving

  • @isaiahwilliams2642
    @isaiahwilliams2642 Před 4 lety +56

    This feels like an Adam Sandler Comedy minus Sandler.

  • @Jadinass
    @Jadinass Před 4 lety +68

    Fun fact: Achondroplasia is an autosomal dominant trait and can only be inherited by a parent with the condition.

  • @lolzforlunch
    @lolzforlunch Před 4 lety +105

    Aah yes, Matthew Mcconaughey's quintessential role before True Detective came and ruined it.

  • @MTV115
    @MTV115 Před 4 lety +75

    3:56 Spanish actor cameo, one of our worst actors, Santiago Segura. This film keeps getting better lol

  • @Sarahonwheels
    @Sarahonwheels Před 4 lety +59

    *I didn't get Tim and Eric 's awesome show's fake trailers until I saw the trailer for tiptoes, where it hyped Gary Oldman's performance like it means something to the movie.*

  • @Nekucloud
    @Nekucloud Před 4 lety +84

    Why didn't they just have Peter Dinklage play Gary Oldman's role?😓

    • @Account_Not_Applicable
      @Account_Not_Applicable Před 4 lety +24

      That's what I was thinking. Plus I can better see someone like Peter who's handsome and charismatic enough being able to get one over Matthew McConaughey by stealing his wife

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley Před rokem +1

      Probably Dinklage wasn’t famous enough then. They could have helped make him famous if they’d given him the role, but they wanted a big name like Oldman’s.

    • @BunkerFox
      @BunkerFox Před rokem

      @@markiangooley They wanted a big actor like Oldman. He could elevate the movie to new heights. With him on board they could reach for the stars

  • @tuckerrobbins9592
    @tuckerrobbins9592 Před 3 lety +30

    These three have such great chemistry they can make any shitty movie seem funny af. Plus the editing is hilarious

  • @Keihzaru
    @Keihzaru Před 4 lety +109

    So the sympathetic dwarf is played by a regular sized person on his knees, and the annoying pretentious dwarf is played by an actual dwarf actor..... Not good optics.

    • @Narutass43
      @Narutass43 Před rokem +7

      Goddamn Hollywood elites and their 'tall savior' archetype

  • @TheHayleyKG
    @TheHayleyKG Před 4 lety +61

    I know a guy who worked on prosthetics for this movie and even he makes fun of it

  • @absalomfischer1669
    @absalomfischer1669 Před 4 lety +124

    👏 *KERMIT LEGS* 👏
    👏 *KERMIT LEGS* 👏

    • @Jdudhhsuxbsksj
      @Jdudhhsuxbsksj Před 4 lety +6

      a f 👏SCOTTS LOCK OF THE WEEK👏

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 Před 4 lety +1

      Imagine, Gary Oldman exiting the room flailing his arms like Kermit :)

  • @ripleyandweeds1288
    @ripleyandweeds1288 Před 4 lety +37

    "I dunno what this movie is really"
    "It's a movie"
    off to a great start

  • @abraxas9972
    @abraxas9972 Před 4 lety +40

    The font was like that to be a visual representation of little people and normal-sized people!
    ItS sYmbOliSm.

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData Před 3 lety +5

      It seems more like symbolism for anorexic and morbidly obese tho

  • @jazzfox5330
    @jazzfox5330 Před 4 lety +38

    I find them making fun of shit films so satisfying I can legit fall asleep to this

  • @TheRausing1
    @TheRausing1 Před 4 lety +279

    Peter Dinklage has just the worst accents whenever it’s not his own accent.

    • @michaelgordon8235
      @michaelgordon8235 Před 4 lety +14

      Well considering he won multiple golden globes and emmys while using an accent that is not his own kind of says otherwise.. also he was amazing in 3 billboards

    • @lukess.s
      @lukess.s Před 4 lety +71

      @@michaelgordon8235 Dinklage himself would tell you his Game of Thrones accent is laughable and ridiculous

    • @dirrdevil
      @dirrdevil Před 4 lety +14

      @@michaelgordon8235 Yeah, sure, he was getting awards for his accent. Of course. /sarcasm

    • @chel_owl
      @chel_owl Před 4 lety +4

      Tyrions voice wasnt bad

    • @JustKelso1993
      @JustKelso1993 Před 4 lety +2

      @@lukess.s Sounded fine to me.

  • @CLY994
    @CLY994 Před 4 lety +36

    WTF!? That guy at 3:56 is Santiago Segura. For those who don't know him, his is a very famous spanish actor that also does a lot of small roles in Guillermo del Toro movies (he is in Blade II, Hellboy and Pacific Rim).

  • @Dexas_
    @Dexas_ Před 8 dny +7

    scoot always brought such a great energy to every video he was in, they will be forever missed.

  • @ADeadlierSnake
    @ADeadlierSnake Před 4 lety +48

    Leonardo da Vinci's last name was actually Dicaprio

    • @Khenfu_Cake
      @Khenfu_Cake Před 4 lety +5

      Which is funny since DiCaprio means "of Caprio" in Italian, similar to how da Vinci means "of Vinci". Many modern surnames (and not just the Italian ones) are actually derived from these old "refer to one's place of origin" surnames people usually were given back then.
      Of course, that might actually have been the intended point of your joke 😄

    • @MrPiccoloku
      @MrPiccoloku Před 4 lety +4

      @@Khenfu_Cake That's actually a big thing in linguistics. It's called a habitational surname.

    • @Khenfu_Cake
      @Khenfu_Cake Před 4 lety +2

      @@MrPiccoloku Habitational surnames? Huh, didn't know that. Learned something new today, thanks 😊

  • @Silver-co3tb
    @Silver-co3tb Před 8 dny +10

    My favorite adum and pals, and its all thanks to scoot. We love you man.

  • @mimimoon9313
    @mimimoon9313 Před 4 lety +18

    "what did you think it was a curse" literally spat laughing

  • @oscarmackie8
    @oscarmackie8 Před 4 lety +16

    “What did you think it was? A curse?” Fucking killed me 😂😂

  • @alittlebitofhistory
    @alittlebitofhistory Před 4 lety +25

    I briefly met Gary Oldman when he came to visit the University I attend, I wish I had remembered about this film at the time I can't imagine its one he likes to be reminded of.

    • @nicklafleur7620
      @nicklafleur7620 Před 27 dny

      To be fair, Gary Oldman doesn't like most of the movies he's in
      He's even said he doesn't care for the dark knight

  • @Iluvfemb0is
    @Iluvfemb0is Před 4 lety +30

    imdb trivia: Gary Oldman kept his jeans extremely high and tight for the entire film in order to create the illusion of a small person.

  • @myujmes
    @myujmes Před 4 lety +22

    p dink: "I think the term 'little people' is demeaning"
    scoot: "now we gotta go Tiny Monster"

  • @PanosOsbourne
    @PanosOsbourne Před 4 lety +45

    Thanks for all the hard work, Adam. Appreciate the TONS of content you give us. Adum & Pals is always a successful format and one of my personal favorites.

  • @skyhunterloveu
    @skyhunterloveu Před 4 lety +15

    if you want to know something weirder: Gary Oldman's role in this was a year before his role as Sirius in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (his first hp movie)

  • @ravermunky1
    @ravermunky1 Před 4 lety +39

    Is it intentional that the movie is called Tiptoes but Gary Oldman spends the whole thing on his knees?

  • @JH-el5kw
    @JH-el5kw Před 4 lety +15

    Matthew McConaughey's dad was The Man From Another Place in Twin Peaks, and Gary Oldman was the tall guy from real life

  • @christianalexjimenez
    @christianalexjimenez Před 4 lety +20

    14:37 it’s the small man from the red room in twin peaks!

  • @ianscott1155
    @ianscott1155 Před 4 lety +40

    "The classic jew Matthew McConaughey"

  • @stevebob240
    @stevebob240 Před 4 lety +39

    This is insane, I had no idea this existed.

    • @---tw6qk
      @---tw6qk Před 4 lety +1

      Jaboody studios did a commentary on this like a year ago.

  • @JS-hi3oo
    @JS-hi3oo Před 3 lety +31

    I worked at a gas station and a van pulled up and 6 midgets came in... one said “ invasion of the midgets!” My coworker and I giggled.... so yeah, some of them at least don’t care.

  • @KenMabie
    @KenMabie Před 4 lety +24

    This summer ... Matthew McConaughey is .. "The Tallest Dwarf" ...

  • @bilboswaggins7596
    @bilboswaggins7596 Před 9 dny +9

    thank you scoot for suggesting this one. it's a classic.

  • @EpicB787Animations
    @EpicB787Animations Před 4 lety +15

    Props to the editor for keeping the zooms in the same aspect ratio as the film

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy Před 4 lety +10

    15:00 "Mcconaughey in a yamarcle is way more expensive than Gary Oldman on his knees"

  • @christhompson7485
    @christhompson7485 Před 2 lety +16

    Wouldn't it have been easier to cast Peter Dinklage as the brother?

  • @DarkRubberDucky
    @DarkRubberDucky Před 4 lety +16

    As a woman, that part "Can you LOVE a baby? They don't have a personality." I laughed pretty hard. That is a hilarious point. Though, I don't like kids, so that's likely a good reason why.

  • @reginaphalange9417
    @reginaphalange9417 Před 2 lety +7

    4:16 this « this is so weird… » gets me every time 😂

  • @reflectingh9997
    @reflectingh9997 Před 4 lety +16

    Best Matthew Mcconaughey performance since Texas Chainsaw Massacre: the next generation

  • @ffsf739
    @ffsf739 Před 4 lety +34

    Scott is one of the funniest people in the entire internet. "Little Monsters", LOL!

  • @lapidus9552
    @lapidus9552 Před 4 lety +34

    It's the little people that make this movie work.

    • @---tw6qk
      @---tw6qk Před 4 lety +8

      Nah they only had a small contribution.

  • @mikeoxmall6442
    @mikeoxmall6442 Před 2 lety +5

    "You don't have to love your kid until it's at least 6"
    This has to be the best quote I have heard so far all year!

  • @Zarastro54
    @Zarastro54 Před 3 lety +6

    What’s funny is that they seemed to have an actual dwarf body double for back shots of Oldman, but they still used him anyway!

  • @dahkla9602
    @dahkla9602 Před 4 lety +25

    Scoot really had to just flex on all of us with that spicy quick pronunciation of Chiwetel

  • @oneghost1257
    @oneghost1257 Před 9 měsíci +3

    That "I'm a dwarf!" From Matthew McConaughey hit exactly the same as Eric Andre yelling "Hey! I'm a car too you know."

  • @josephschultz3301
    @josephschultz3301 Před 4 lety +10

    Adum & Pals is very quickly becoming my favorite show on CZcams.

  • @macintoshminus9537
    @macintoshminus9537 Před 4 lety +42

    I'm always hyped for these

  • @eddiedingle767
    @eddiedingle767 Před 4 lety +13

    Oscar Winner Matthew McConaughey
    Oscar Winner Patricia Arquette
    Oscar Winner Gary Oldman

  • @tedros6917
    @tedros6917 Před 2 lety +27

    this movie feels like its gaslighting me. please correct me if i'm wrong, i only took grade 12 bio and that was a few years ago... but i don't think matthew's character's kid CAN inherit dwarfism from him. or at the very least, he can't inherit it from *only* him
    as far as inherited dwarfism goes, there are recessive and a dominant types.
    say his parents both have the dominant type of dwarfism. Well, Matt is not a dwarf, obviously, and since this is a dominant gene, he therefore doesn't have the right allele and cannot pass it on. the kid will be average sized. Say his parents both have the recessive type of dwarfism. well... they can't, because then they only have the recessive alleles to pass on, meaning all their kids have to be dwarfs. And again, Matthew is not a dwarf.
    Okay, maybe one has the dominant type and one has the recessive. (there are technically more cases here, but they basically all boil down to this one). he has a 50/50 shot of not being a dwarf of the dominant kind so that part checks out. since only 1 parent has the recessive kind of dwarfism, then matt can't have the recessive kind, but has a 100% chance of having the recessive dwarf trait. he wouldn't be a dwarf in this case, but he could pass on the trait. still, you need 2 alleles to present with the recessive type of dwarfism, meaning the only way the kid would have it is... if the gf also had the recessive trait! Which is very unlikely! and even then, they both have to pass it down which they each have a 50% chance of doing, meaning there's still there's only a 25% chance of the kid having it!!!
    I was sort of operating under the assumption that the characters just didn't understand genetics so that's why they were freaking out. and then when the baby was born he would be average sized and the movie would end there, but then the baby had dwarfism and i literally burst out laughing. its is extremely unlikely that the kid would have it, an even if he does, it is equally the gf's gene's fault so she can't really be mad at him for not telling her about his family having dwarfism
    (by the way, its most likely matthew family all have the recessive type of dwarfism, because even though the dominant type is much much more common, if they were all the dominant type they would have a lot more normal sized people in the family. 2 people with the dominant type of dwarfism have a 25% chance of having a normal sized kid, while 2 people with the recessive type HAVE to have a kid with dwarfism.)
    (one thing is still bugging me though. based on the symptoms gary's character has with his joint pain and stuff, i would have assumed he has the recessive type of dwarfism, which he can only have if either both his parents have the recessive type, which we have established is impossible, or if one or both of his parents has the dominant type of dwarfism along with the trait for the recessive type of dwarfism, which like, seems just really unlikely)
    Anyways I've spent an unholy amount of time on this

    • @mordirit8727
      @mordirit8727 Před rokem +4

      The only problem with all of this is that genetics is about a billion times more complex than what you heard when you took grade 12 bio.
      Hell, a quick Google search tells that most cases of dwarfism aren't even genetically inherited at all, and that it is more common for parents to have precursor mutations that can lead to dwarfism that lead to a further mutation on the reproductive cell that ends up making the child, so you could even have two parents who don't have "the gene" for dwarfism having children who _do._
      The thing people don't tell us in grade 12 is that almost nothing about the human body (about anything in nature to be honest) is the result of a single gene. Skin colour, height, eyes, hair, a lot of things that make your body are actually controlled by hundreds or thousands of genes, all of which can then be recessive or dominant.
      Unfortunately when it comes to achondroplasia, the dwarfism that Peter Dinklage suffers from, it _is_ down to a single gene. To fit it into your calculations, that gene is dominant, although you only end up with 25% people who actually suffer from the disease from it. Putting it into grade 12 bio terms: aa you don't inherit the disease, Aa you do, AA you fucking die 100% of the time shortly after birth.
      _But,_ the complication that justifies the character's whole fear is that, as I have said, the most common way for people to be born with achondroplasia is not even to get it from a parent who has it, instead it being more common for a spontaneous mutation on an entirely healthy person to create a sperm cell that has the genetic issue that causes it.
      Matthew didn't inherit the defect that causes dwarfism, but he sure has good odds of passing it down. Btw, the type of dwarfism his family suffers from can apparently only appear as a spontaneous mutation on sperm (there's other types that can only be "created" by the mother) so his fear makes a lot more sense then you'd think. Not surprising, since according to Dinklage the movie was supposed to be a serious drama that the studio decided to edit into a comedy, so they'd apparently done their research for the motivation of the drama.

  • @Account_Not_Applicable
    @Account_Not_Applicable Před 2 lety +11

    In spite of how hilarious and terrible their characters are, that little moment between Peter Dinklage and Patricia Arquette where they're at the park and he asks where she's from, it's a genuinely romantic and sweet moment. Like maybe my love of Peter Dinklage is clouding my judgment, but I liked his delivery there. God, just make Peter Dinklage a romantic lead!

  • @disgruntledcashier503
    @disgruntledcashier503 Před 4 lety +4

    So they made a Broadway musical based on Shrek, and for Lord Farquaad, the actor does the entire show on his knees. In that show, it's funny and clever stagecraft. Here, it's also funny.

  • @YYAT
    @YYAT Před 4 lety +5

    17:49 oh god, i actually think something like that, babies are not actually people, they have to be 4-6 for you to know if they have a personality, or if they are assholes

  • @NinjaxPopTart
    @NinjaxPopTart Před 4 lety +7

    I totally understand the sentiment of wanting to be very rich just to have each room to be themed.

  • @sean2914
    @sean2914 Před 4 lety +4

    6:26 straight up thought Gary Oldman was gonna stand up and run away

  • @jacobopelaez9147
    @jacobopelaez9147 Před 4 lety +24

    Did i miss something or nothing happened in the movie

  • @angelined9814
    @angelined9814 Před 4 lety +3

    The 'buy a little person' joke.. and at half price. This was the only time i ever chuckled watching this channel. Kudos to that dude.

  • @nota_2526
    @nota_2526 Před 4 lety +43

    This should’ve been directed by terry Gilliam

  • @ZeranZeran
    @ZeranZeran Před rokem +3

    16:03 " SAY IT. HE'S A DWARF!
    _I'M_ A *DWARF!*

  • @ad3906
    @ad3906 Před 4 lety +85

    Adum and Pals is actually the best thing on the internet
    Also cross is a normal expression in England.
    Your mockery of the word made me cross.

    • @notscotthenson
      @notscotthenson Před 4 lety +21

      Well, yeah, and this wasn't England.

    • @avpman150
      @avpman150 Před 4 lety +2

      AD
      It’s funny, I’ve also hear this word used in present-day America.

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 Před 2 lety +3

      Kate Beckinsale is English and probably ad-libbed that, not having any understanding of how Americans speak

  • @Leon14000
    @Leon14000 Před 2 lety +5

    4:36
    That's why Rosie O'Donnell agreed to be in Riding the Bus with My Sister.

  • @tiagocaseiro
    @tiagocaseiro Před 4 lety +13

    Gary Oldman has some caaaaaake in this movie 😋🍰

  • @BrunoBritos
    @BrunoBritos Před 4 lety +47

    "i dont think actors should be allow to play caracthers that arent themselfs"
    *Billy Porter intensifies*