Classics Summarized: Dante's Inferno

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  • @DavideCosmaro
    @DavideCosmaro Před 2 lety +7939

    Ooh, so when teenage girls ship themselves with their idol and write stories about them being together it's "trash", but when Dante does it it's "the pinnacle of literature" and "a work of art"
    Edit: y'all need to understand what a joke is or get out of CZcams

    • @richardgibson8403
      @richardgibson8403 Před 2 lety +347

      I mean, do they go to hell? I didn’t think so!

    • @fictionfan0
      @fictionfan0 Před 2 lety +245

      Literary analysis is basically the most exclusive of exclusive groups. And I'm an English major.

    • @SongReference
      @SongReference Před 2 lety +139

      It's really mostly because it's old, I think

    • @mrstarnation4171
      @mrstarnation4171 Před 2 lety +55

      Both are pretty trash ngl

    • @NathanCassidy721
      @NathanCassidy721 Před 2 lety +114

      It’s easier to sell something that is based on a subject that people actually want to read and not the subject of sexual frustration.
      And say what you will, Dante had a pretty creative imagination.

  • @howdypardner6278
    @howdypardner6278 Před 4 lety +7828

    I love how this book is a huge self-insert fanfic with the attitude of "I went to hell, and guess who was there? The Pope!" and now it's a classic

    • @andrewollmann304
      @andrewollmann304 Před 4 lety +238

      Well, Dante had a lot of thoughts about the political machinations of the pope in Florence. He was a Guelph, which means that he thought the pope shouldonly have authority in spiritual matters. Plus, that rant against greedy popes in Canto XIX is just so, so good.

    • @kricketgaming1250
      @kricketgaming1250 Před 4 lety +223

      lol actually she got that wrong. It is one of the misconceptions about dantes inferno. If you look at the book in detail you begin to realize that Dante puts his enemys is paradiso as well as inferno. Some of his heros are actaully in the inferno. She also got the part about Virgil wrong. Virgil was a hero of Dante, however, virgil really represents the most virtious pagan, Dante needed a pagan to lead him through hell as an angel would not understand hell as deeply as someone who is actaully in it. Therefore, Dante chose a virtious pagan to be his guide. The whole book is full of symbols that represent different ideas. That is why it is remarked to be the greatest piece of literature. This is not what Dante beileves hell looks like, rather it is a metaphor to show how bad sin is. Its a book full of cantropassos.

    • @andrewollmann304
      @andrewollmann304 Před 4 lety +29

      KricketGaming Okay...so which enemies did he put in the paradiso??

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 Před 4 lety +82

      KricketGaming Ok but it’s still a self-insert

    • @andrewollmann304
      @andrewollmann304 Před 4 lety +25

      EmblemBlade9 Yup, and Dante is quite proud of that.

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk Před 3 lety +7442

    So to all of you fanfiction writers, don't be afraid to keep writing. Who knows, maybe one day your fanfic will become the foundation of a major religion's perception of the afterlife, like Dante's was.

    • @Luke-1337
      @Luke-1337 Před 2 lety +233

      I would not want to live in that reality seeing some fanfics are questionable

    • @mmgg1671
      @mmgg1671 Před 2 lety +89

      he is also one of the creators of the italian language

    • @khesnavplays2932
      @khesnavplays2932 Před 2 lety +221

      One day, people will think that Shrek is the guardian of heaven and the cookie monster is the gate keeper of hell and that they used to have an affair

    • @mmgg1671
      @mmgg1671 Před 2 lety +32

      @Jackson’s Account well yes, he created the italian language, he mixed the tuscan language with the latin and created an old version of the italian

    • @mmgg1671
      @mmgg1671 Před 2 lety +4

      Also Boccaccio and Petrarca did that

  • @anxiouspaw
    @anxiouspaw Před 2 lety +3678

    To be clear, he never actually talked with this "girlfriend of his", nor did she acknowledge him at all in real life, Dante just thought she looked really cute and wanted to get with her.

  • @npc6817
    @npc6817 Před 4 lety +12437

    reminder that in dante's times "comedy" only meant "not a tragedy"

    • @thecagedsong
      @thecagedsong Před 4 lety +1127

      Comedy meant start bad end up good. While tragedy meant start good end bad. Since he ends up seeing God in Heaven, La Comedia! Shakespeare's plays follow the same tradition.

    • @sarahleonard4178
      @sarahleonard4178 Před 4 lety +302

      Comedies are also meant to poke fun at those who lack virtue and Dante certainly does that

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 Před 4 lety +224

      @@thecagedsong Shakespeare also had a lot of jokes to be fair. They're hilarious, but only if you have a very very careful mix of sophistication (to understand the jokes) and utter teenaged crudeness (to find them funny).

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 Před 4 lety +102

      @@clockworkkirlia7475 Shakespeare was essentially a comedic genius in his time. Puns, double entendres, the works.

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 Před 4 lety +58

      @@Silverwind87 Oh very much so. If a basic understanding of the language is there (thank you Robert Burns) then a lot of it still holds up to a basic level. Obviously a lot of the cultural in-jokes don't carry so well nowadays; for instance, "a rose by any other name" and "all the world's a stage" have become dramatic cliches instead of obvious puns on The Rose and The Globe.

  • @K1LL3R_4RC4D3
    @K1LL3R_4RC4D3 Před 4 lety +7884

    Greek dude: exists
    Dante: *bippity bell now go to hell*

    • @jobisTheWorst
      @jobisTheWorst Před 4 lety +210

      Greek dude:*Exists *
      Dante: Welcome to hell buckro

    • @Jobe-13
      @Jobe-13 Před 4 lety +7

      KiwiCupcake 😂

    • @bunnyandthehunterz1081
      @bunnyandthehunterz1081 Před 4 lety +5

      Lol

    • @GearShotgun
      @GearShotgun Před 4 lety +57

      Pretty accurate. It was thought that anyone who died before Big J was sent to hell since they weren't christian. Not for being bad, just because.

    • @jack6126
      @jack6126 Před 3 lety +46

      Well plenty of them just go to limbo in Dante’s Inferno, which is basically just mediocre heaven.

  • @Amanda-zn7ox
    @Amanda-zn7ox Před rokem +572

    Dante wrote a fanfiction where he went on a symbolic journey with a guy who wrote a fanfiction about the Trojan War? We're getting into multiple layers here.

    • @KyleRayner12
      @KyleRayner12 Před 11 měsíci +43

      "My Journey with the Author of My Immortal"

    • @DimaJeydar
      @DimaJeydar Před 8 měsíci +17

      Nine, to be exact

  • @unreliablenarrator8219
    @unreliablenarrator8219 Před 3 lety +1304

    This is ten times funnier if you imagine Virgil and Dante as Vergil and Dante from Devil May Cry

    • @legomaniac213
      @legomaniac213 Před 3 lety +220

      That would be extremely difficult since they're not trying to kill each other every 5 seconds.

    • @unreliablenarrator8219
      @unreliablenarrator8219 Před 3 lety +90

      @@legomaniac213 my point still stands

    • @VergilDarkslayer
      @VergilDarkslayer Před 2 lety +135

      I mean the end of dmc 5 is bassicaly this

    • @aceofjacks7071
      @aceofjacks7071 Před 2 lety +76

      ... I think we found the premise for the next game.

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 Před 2 lety +22

      @@aceofjacks7071 Nero: n o

  • @Nightfire613
    @Nightfire613 Před 4 lety +3971

    Pope/Greek Hero: exists
    Dante: *I diagnose you with Hell*

  • @thanatoast
    @thanatoast Před 3 lety +6577

    Dante's Inferno A.K.A. Dante and Virgil's excellent adventure.

    • @dragonoax
      @dragonoax Před 3 lety +597

      *clear's throat*
      Dante's Bizzare Adventure

    • @TitanJonkler
      @TitanJonkler Před 3 lety +70

      This actually happened after they left the Emperor of Rome and his mechanic friend dealing the last demons as the World Tree Fell

    • @jesuschavez5875
      @jesuschavez5875 Před 3 lety +15

      WOAH!...

    • @ManahManah77
      @ManahManah77 Před 3 lety +28

      Actually that rabbit that was in Bill and Ted's hell in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey scared the s*** out of me

    • @pastelnova6936
      @pastelnova6936 Před 3 lety +83

      @@dragonoax Dante's Bizarre Adventure: Circles of Inferno

  • @_fedmar_
    @_fedmar_ Před 2 lety +882

    Virgil: "So here we are at the city of Dis."
    Dante: "Why's it called Dis?"
    Virgil: "DIS NUTS!"

    • @dlukomski4207
      @dlukomski4207 Před 2 lety +18

      Ha got ‘em 🤣

    • @magleskov
      @magleskov Před rokem +6

      Dis is fire

    • @silverdrag0n_
      @silverdrag0n_ Před rokem +3

      bro, i'm gonna fricking lose my mind

    • @hx5525
      @hx5525 Před rokem +3

      Imagine if it was actually in the book

    • @KyleRayner12
      @KyleRayner12 Před 10 měsíci +10

      @@hx5525 "I've been waiting in Limbo for thousands of years to make that joke.
      Totally worth it."

  • @benlowe1701
    @benlowe1701 Před 3 lety +2567

    What's interesting about Dante's treatment of Muhammed, is that he places him among the schismists, rather than the false prophets. And seems to rate Saladin and other Muslim leaders as among the rightous pagans.
    This suggests to them, that Christians of this era may have felt more kinship with the Muslims of that Era than modern Christians do with modern Muslims. Dante at least, seemed to consider Islam to be a schisming sect of Christianity, rather than a rival religion in its own right, and apparently didn't think Muslims in general were that bad, merely reviling it's founder for splitting off from the mother church, rather than founding a fresh religion.
    I find that interesting. Still problematic. But fascinatingly more nuanced than "Die Filthy Heretic" you'd expect...

    • @GrandTemplarVigilant
      @GrandTemplarVigilant Před 3 lety +266

      Well in the early days of Islam during the medieval era Islam was seen more as a Heresy/Schismatic doctrine of Christianity rather than its own religion by the Catholics and Orthodoxies of the time.

    • @bioticjedi3864
      @bioticjedi3864 Před 3 lety +331

      Can confirm (got my master's in medieval history) that during dante's time christian sentiments towards muslims (at least everyday christians) were pretty tolerant all things considered. Christians then seemed to have had more hatred for Jews rather than muslims, some suggest it may be because theologians had a harder time justifying hating muslims because theirs nothing in their scripture about muslims because Islam happened 600 years later whereas Jews are present in their literature.
      Interestingly they tended to view Muhammad in those days as another christian sect leader which were all over the place during dante's time so yea it makes sense that he would've seen muslims as a Christian sect rather than a separate religion.

    • @starsgears9200
      @starsgears9200 Před 3 lety +263

      @@bioticjedi3864 i suspect the logic is "at least the Muslims acknowledge Jesus as a prophet."

    • @bioticjedi3864
      @bioticjedi3864 Před 3 lety +106

      @@starsgears9200 yea that part was important

    • @tarab_95
      @tarab_95 Před 3 lety +97

      From what I learned in my mythology class where we had to read this, Dante potentially saw Mohammed as a cardinal that tried to create a schism in Christians with his teachings.
      Completely off the mark from what Mohammed was but I still think it's an interesting take on the guy

  • @bear8767
    @bear8767 Před 3 lety +7047

    Dante writing Achilles into the lustful circle of hell in his self-insert fanfic about the girl he met once is honestly so ironic

    • @jillianrose2891
      @jillianrose2891 Před 3 lety +355

      Achilles goes in the slut hut for his crimes. - Dante

    • @rageagainstthemicrowave1313
      @rageagainstthemicrowave1313 Před 3 lety +443

      Yeah why the second circle? Isn't the illiad about the rage of Achilles? Wouldn't it be wraith that he would be in?

    • @elias.t
      @elias.t Před 3 lety +681

      @@rageagainstthemicrowave1313 Dante was never able to read the Iliad. It was lost in his time, so all he knew about many of the Greek heroes was what the Romans wrote about them later. In Achilles's case, he was given an entirely different death and everything. He instead died after planning to join the Trojans for the hand of a woman named Polyxena who then betrayed him with Paris's help, and Dante probably put him in the circle of lust for that.

    • @greenredblue
      @greenredblue Před 2 lety +572

      Don't nobody tell Dante about Patroclus. It'll mess up his whole filing system.

    • @chiranjibdutta2203
      @chiranjibdutta2203 Před 2 lety +32

      @@greenredblue There are 69 likes. Perfect.

  • @phoenixmeth8244
    @phoenixmeth8244 Před 4 lety +4697

    dude turned a wattpad story into an all time literature masterpiece

    • @zeekthegeek4538
      @zeekthegeek4538 Před 2 lety +96

      Masterpiece might be a little too generous...

    • @diegoercolani8789
      @diegoercolani8789 Před 2 lety +19

      @@zeekthegeek4538 why?

    • @usagi_t
      @usagi_t Před 2 lety +9

      ​@@diegoercolani8789 Cus it's psychotic?

    • @billhaverchuck3745
      @billhaverchuck3745 Před rokem +85

      @@zeekthegeek4538 It is an absolute masterpiece of political satire. This video, and most of the videos on the Divine Comedy, doesn't even scratch the surface. They retell the poem as if it were a straightforward narrative. It's not.

    • @Zak-tk8wv
      @Zak-tk8wv Před rokem +3

      Lol

  • @crimsonstone3627
    @crimsonstone3627 Před rokem +277

    Fun Fact: My marching band went to state with a show based on Dante's Inferno, Pergatory, and Paradise. I got to scream at the top of my lungs during the Inferno feature and say the classic "ABANDON HOPE! ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE!" At the beginning of the Inferno act.

  • @clarity7650
    @clarity7650 Před 3 lety +358

    “Pretty dense read”
    That’s an understatement, I read this book back in high school. It felt like reading a brick.

    • @scienceface8884
      @scienceface8884 Před 3 lety +41

      I've read a few bricks in my time, they usually just say something like "This building began construction on Octember 32, 2280" or just a dead person's name.
      Takes no time at all!

    • @kindlyevilbgm
      @kindlyevilbgm Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@@scienceface8884 Octember?

    • @martin0499
      @martin0499 Před 24 dny

      Read the new translation in rhyme by Clive James, it flows superbly

  • @oom5768
    @oom5768 Před 5 lety +4791

    >commits suicide because of suffering
    >still suffers in hell
    OHNONONONONO

    • @TirelessGaming
      @TirelessGaming Před 5 lety +231

      #depressingmemes

    • @formerunsecretarygeneralba9536
      @formerunsecretarygeneralba9536 Před 5 lety +214

      That's how hell works 🤷‍♂️

    • @koki4076
      @koki4076 Před 5 lety +180

      Well I'm going to hell no matter what I do
      Soooo..........
      YEET

    • @smikael4003
      @smikael4003 Před 5 lety +88

      @@koki4076
      I mean you should try not to get more suffering. I hear that by the time you get to hell, you won't ever feel numb to pain, it'll be recycled experience and, uh oh yeah, the eternal damnation without relief, probably without being able to talk to anyone, not being able to shit normally, dying and being revived, and ugly, scary monsters (super creeps) keep you running, running scared. It's just not worth the experience, but if you want to take the L, go for it. Yeet to heaven, not that cold-ass hot-ass hell hole

    • @tibfulv
      @tibfulv Před 5 lety +133

      Better to renounce Christianity and end up in Limbo, lol.

  • @thickymcchicky6987
    @thickymcchicky6987 Před 5 lety +10603

    For those wondering about the well-known religious figure that she couldn’t draw...........It was Mohammad

    • @museyoutubes9138
      @museyoutubes9138 Před 5 lety +965

      THANK YOU!!!!! I was scrolling for like, 5 minutes to find out who it was!

    • @thickymcchicky6987
      @thickymcchicky6987 Před 5 lety +241

      Muse CZcamss np!!!

    • @thickymcchicky6987
      @thickymcchicky6987 Před 5 lety +585

      Mohammed Yousef what? Wrong comment bro, I was just saying what it was she couldn’t draw

    • @FzzySlipprs
      @FzzySlipprs Před 5 lety +563

      @@mohammedyousef3845 I saw this reply in a different thread. You're a little overzealous in your opinion. Especially around mixed company who might not share your view on the world. Why bother? You aren't changing hearts and minds. Not saving souls with these comments. If anything you steer people away. What's the point?

    • @jayit6851
      @jayit6851 Před 5 lety +388

      I'm surprised more people can't infer that's who it was. It's a pretty common thing in pop culture to not draw him.

  • @Duskets
    @Duskets Před rokem +147

    The Divine Comedy is basically Dante’s headcanon about how all the bullies and people he disliked would end up suffering for eternity and that Dante himself would go on super sick adventures with his idols.
    The man was the OG 14 year old edge lord.

  • @pauciloquentflibbertigibbe5217

    It is pretty wild that Dante assigned the severity of betraying Caesar as an equal sin to betraying the literal son of God.

  • @jackiedim7028
    @jackiedim7028 Před 4 lety +3840

    Avengers Endgame is the most ambitious crossover in history.
    Dante Alligheri: Hold my wine

    • @prizmarvalschi1319
      @prizmarvalschi1319 Před 3 lety +56

      Blood of christ *

    • @alecm.5664
      @alecm.5664 Před 3 lety +16

      More like hold my bone scythe

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah, no. It's not the sheer number of stuff in there which made Endgame ambitious.

    • @vullord666
      @vullord666 Před 2 lety +4

      @@tyrant-den884 I mean pretty much nothing made Endgame "ambitious". There weren't that many crossovers, the MCU had been laying the ground work a long time, Disney was a massive company that threw tons of money at production, it had a massive cult following, and the list goes on. By the definition of the word, Endgame wasn't "ambitious". It was set from success from the start. We just have that line because the internet loves memes.

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 Před 2 lety +3

      @@vullord666 sure, by that definition CW's Crisis was far more ambitious.
      But as a representative of the culmination of the MCU: Endgame was indeed very ambitious.

  • @Glace1221
    @Glace1221 Před 3 lety +4501

    If Dante can write self-insert fanfiction and become a legend for it then by God so can I

  • @KyleRayner12
    @KyleRayner12 Před 11 měsíci +45

    The greed one makes sense to me, as the boulders are (as I recall) sized in proportion to the fortunes they hoarded. They spent their lives building up useless wealth, and now their obsession is a) the sole focus/task of their afterlives, and b) difficult to bear in proportion to their efforts in life.

  • @arnolddeleon6674
    @arnolddeleon6674 Před 2 lety +130

    This can be a really good premise for the next Devil may Cry. Dante and Vergil exploring through the 9 circles preventing the Escape of Satan while constantly arguing / battling each other just to prove who is the strongest.

  • @donnamitsuki281
    @donnamitsuki281 Před 5 lety +3977

    "yuck,you write self-insert? So. Much. Cringe!!"
    Dante: *literally writes how he hangs around with his favorite poet of all time and even meets people he always wanted to met*
    -had to-

    • @neutronalchemist3241
      @neutronalchemist3241 Před 4 lety +244

      It has been noticed how the Dante main character of the Comedy, is very different from the historical Dante poet. He is weak, timorous (Dante was a war veteran) and not very bright (not understanding the meaning of much of the things that the Dante poet wrote). More than a self-insert, Dante gave his name to a proper character that was fit for the poem.

    • @wahngott4711
      @wahngott4711 Před 4 lety +254

      @@neutronalchemist3241 so it was not only a self insert but a roleplayed one at that!

    • @KumaoftheForest
      @KumaoftheForest Před 4 lety +112

      Dante was first fan fiction writer

    • @Pingwn
      @Pingwn Před 4 lety +49

      @@KumaoftheForest not really, but it is the longest (or one of the longests)

    • @AllthatmakesFall
      @AllthatmakesFall Před 4 lety +4

      Too good

  • @eden2556
    @eden2556 Před 4 lety +2956

    "inferno" just means "hell" in italian, so it's not strictly about the fire

    • @MrFossil367ab45gfyth
      @MrFossil367ab45gfyth Před 3 lety +108

      Yeah, and anyway Dante's interpretation of Hell isn't mostly fiery. The only time fire is used as punishments are:
      1. Sixth Circle: Heresy- Sinners burn in open tombs.
      2. Seventh Circle- Third Ring- Violence against G: Sinners are burned by a fiery rain.
      3. Eighth Circle- 3rd Bolgia- Thr Simonists: Sinners are place into a hole one on top of the other and the feet protruding out are burning.
      4. Eighth Circle- 8th Bolgia- False Counselors: Sinners here are burning in their own individual flame.
      Plus the flaming walls of Dis. But only 4 punishments involve fire.

    • @birbin2443
      @birbin2443 Před 3 lety +41

      "The hell"

    • @forg783
      @forg783 Před 3 lety +2

      100th like, here we go.

    • @odd-eyes6363
      @odd-eyes6363 Před 3 lety +43

      Not just Italian, all Latin-based languages except french I think

    • @WizardOfArc
      @WizardOfArc Před 3 lety +9

      Inferno just means “below” yes? Like inferior

  • @thomasporter4627
    @thomasporter4627 Před 2 lety +147

    0:18 actually the word "inferno" is perfectly appropriate because it just means "the lower regions" (like "inferior"), and the connotation of fire is because of the stereotype of hell.

    • @KelsoRae
      @KelsoRae Před rokem

      I thought the same thing

    • @melodramaticdragon5826
      @melodramaticdragon5826 Před 13 dny

      So "inferno" became synonymous with "fire" because it was used to describe Hell, and not the other way around?
      That's fascinating.

  • @fabrizeantonio4425
    @fabrizeantonio4425 Před 3 lety +55

    Dante in Devil May Cry: *beats the everloving shit out of Vergil through a generally unsavory and oddly baroque building-filled Hell*
    Dante in Divine Comedy: *writes a self-insert fanfic where he gets along with his pretty boyfriend Virgil through the fiery/cold/sludge-filled/meat grinding pits of Hell*

  • @ninalima4150
    @ninalima4150 Před 7 lety +715

    About the gluttons; what's raining on them isn't water, it's puke. And they're also up to their knees in literal crap. Fun fact: it is also the worst smelling circle of hell!

    • @damooseman6807
      @damooseman6807 Před 7 lety +89

      Nina Lima i was going to point it out but you beat me to it lol.
      Also I would point out, that while I don't agree with the punishment, there is a somewhat twisted logic (pardon the pun) to turning fortune-tellers' heads around backwards... They spent their lives trying to see ahead but now kan only see behind them. Just saying because I thought she implied she didn't understand the meaning.

    • @sonyarts6928
      @sonyarts6928 Před 7 lety +3

      Nina Lima eeeeewwww

    • @mundanespecter4970
      @mundanespecter4970 Před 7 lety +6

      But can you explain the lust one?I really don't think wind is that bad.

    • @mundanespecter4970
      @mundanespecter4970 Před 7 lety +1

      But can you explain the lust one?I really don't think wind is that bad.

    • @damooseman6807
      @damooseman6807 Před 7 lety +50

      Mr. Ghostly I think that the idea is that it's not so much the wind, but the fact that it blows the spirits themselves around too. Sort of representing the way that lust takes control of one's actions but also if I recall the wind blowing them around prevents them from ever being together again. Perhaps not the worst or even most logical punishment for lust but that's how I understood it.

  • @sebbee8240
    @sebbee8240 Před 7 lety +3796

    Dante's Inferno, a self insert fanfic by a guy who wanted to go on an adventure with his senpai.

    • @Kyl5
      @Kyl5 Před 6 lety +202

      it is more the hate speech of an unappreciated minstrel against his public enemies, with the tech available in 1300

    • @terry2788
      @terry2788 Před 6 lety +129

      There are two kinds of people

    • @saftytorch4435
      @saftytorch4435 Před 6 lety +208

      Swampy Foxxer I can't wait for the Self-Insert Pokémon FanFiction I wrote when I was 11 to become one of the most influential pieces of literature in History.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 Před 5 lety +95

      At one point he gets to meet all the great poets of the ancient world who declare him the best poet ever and take him to their party castle where all the virtuous pagans hang out. It is hilarious how fan fiction-y that is.

    • @pandoratheclay
      @pandoratheclay Před 5 lety +15

      Swampy Foxxer
      I’m not the kind of person that would write that often I would just hug my cat because she is fluffy

  • @ShoHidari
    @ShoHidari Před 3 lety +431

    Everytime I hear Vergil’s name I start feeling motivated.

  • @rokechikan4481
    @rokechikan4481 Před 2 lety +64

    I wonder how Dante feels knowing that in a video game franchise, a character named after him is brothers with Vergil.

    • @arcticlaw9198
      @arcticlaw9198 Před rokem +13

      I mean considering how often they've tried to kill each other, he might have conflicting feelings

    • @kevinnigins9488
      @kevinnigins9488 Před rokem +3

      @@arcticlaw9198 they’re chill now tho

  • @pickelhaubeproductions6143
    @pickelhaubeproductions6143 Před 5 lety +2035

    I've committed multiple sins. Good luck fitting me into a circle.

    • @tntimothyroditi1576
      @tntimothyroditi1576 Před 5 lety +60

      How about a ball?

    • @rickydawn6313
      @rickydawn6313 Před 4 lety +17

      If not an organic shape... Then a square!!!

    • @donalddickerson206
      @donalddickerson206 Před 4 lety +115

      Ironically, in Dante, you get to go to the worst circle for your crimes. So...yeah. They even ask people about that, and they're like "I only did this one thing, but it put me in this worse circle than what I should have gotten"

    • @gecttakhla4249
      @gecttakhla4249 Před 4 lety +5

      9th

    • @Anthony-xr7iy
      @Anthony-xr7iy Před 4 lety +6

      Pickelhaube Productions it is not too late to repent

  • @awkwardukulele6077
    @awkwardukulele6077 Před 4 lety +1651

    Blasphemy: *burning*
    Treachery: *freezing*
    Just blaspheme after you betray someone, the sins cancel out in hell, it’s simple math right guys?

    • @joey_luna
      @joey_luna Před 4 lety +207

      Modern problems require modern solutions

    • @PredatorPL-vp2qt
      @PredatorPL-vp2qt Před 4 lety +27

      @Jacob Morgan dont kill this lad's hope

    • @virginiareaper1178
      @virginiareaper1178 Před 3 lety +5

      @Jacob Morgan What's considered to be worse?

    • @npc6817
      @npc6817 Před 3 lety +37

      nah man you'll be burning _AND_ freezing

    • @nunyabusiness776
      @nunyabusiness776 Před 3 lety +16

      my algebra teacher said so. if it doesn't we're gonna have some words

  • @frankensteinmonster1931
    @frankensteinmonster1931 Před 3 lety +190

    Fun fact: Satan has four faces (You don’t see the one on the back of the head) because he is a cherubim. These are heavenly beings with the face of a man and the faces of three animals. Lucifer was a cherubim before he fell from Heaven. Cherubim are one of four types of Heavenly beings. (Angels)

  • @StudyWithFai
    @StudyWithFai Před 5 měsíci +11

    I can’t even begin to describe how much I just love Dante’s inferno, like it really is a self insert fic but tells us SO much about attitudes and opinions of the time. It’s crazy

    • @Tolstoy111
      @Tolstoy111 Před 27 dny

      It's not FanFic. The idea doesn't make sense projected that far back.

  • @kawwaiicat7032
    @kawwaiicat7032 Před 5 lety +3030

    "Well known religious founder?
    Me: Wait which one is it-
    "Who I'm not allowed to draw"
    Me: Oh.

    • @rcnrbn
      @rcnrbn Před 5 lety +266

      Clue me in? Only person I can think of is Mohammed.

    • @sgauden02
      @sgauden02 Před 5 lety +212

      @@rcnrbn You're absolutely right. That is who she is talking about.

    • @Mrkabrat
      @Mrkabrat Před 5 lety +246

      And taking into account they have no sense of humour whatsoever she isnt risking being decapitated/stoned to death by said prophets followers

    • @eni7716
      @eni7716 Před 5 lety +308

      Mrkabrat it is not about humor. As Muslims we are not allowed to draw our last prophet, or any prophet in that case.Also we wouldn't kill anyone.

    • @eni7716
      @eni7716 Před 5 lety +225

      Mrkabrat you are right. The author of this may not be a muslim, but it would be more respectful If she just didn't draw him.I remember that terrible event and I appreciate that you don't judge every muslim around , but I want to say that terrorism has no religion and there is no violence in Islam.It wasn't in purpose, but your comment might be misguiding for some people, that's why I replied.

  • @imgoldzful
    @imgoldzful Před 8 lety +2545

    STABLE jobs
    Get it?
    Because their bottom halves are horses
    I've sinned

    • @tomjones7606
      @tomjones7606 Před 8 lety +34

      Not gonna lie I laughed harder than I should have 😂

    • @vesavius
      @vesavius Před 7 lety +21

      I was wondering why that didn't get more attention in the vid when it was said. Ah well, made me chuckle anyhow.

    • @sophiatalksmusic3588
      @sophiatalksmusic3588 Před 7 lety +80

      Olivia M Is there a circle for those who make puns? I guess that would be a terrifying PUN-ishment.
      **runs**

    • @berningdaplacetothegroundf6012
      @berningdaplacetothegroundf6012 Před 7 lety +38

      dang these puns are *HELLA* spectacular
      *follows the other punners and calls over shoulder*
      ha punners like runners HAHAHAHA

    • @netnet_in_a_sweater9351
      @netnet_in_a_sweater9351 Před 7 lety +15

      Olivia M y'all are on fire *runs like hell*

  • @costyhetalia
    @costyhetalia Před 3 lety +62

    Ulysses/Odysseus: **goes on another adventure with his crew**
    Dante: Guess who's going to Hell now

    • @justintime3656
      @justintime3656 Před 7 měsíci +3

      Circe🤝Dante
      Seending Odysseus in to an Afterlife

  • @irafayeb.casinillo4113
    @irafayeb.casinillo4113 Před 3 lety +101

    The Hitchiker's Guide To Hell is a fanfic crossover I would love to read

    • @scienceface8884
      @scienceface8884 Před 3 lety +2

      Arthur meets Thor at a party in "Life, the Universe and Everything", and God is on record accidentally unmaking himself during a debate in the first book, so if you write it you're definitely not breaking cannon!

  • @lunaequinox7333
    @lunaequinox7333 Před 5 lety +2170

    A self-insert fanfic that becomes a literary classic?
    This dude's my new idol

    • @lemonman8654
      @lemonman8654 Před 4 lety +24

      Maybe not seeing as he put Mohammed in the 8th circle

    • @lolamae5051
      @lolamae5051 Před 4 lety +2

      Luna Equinox he’s a whiny shithead

    • @ldib7798
      @ldib7798 Před 4 lety +34

      Lemon Man wtf this dude is an even better idol now

    • @lunaequinox7333
      @lunaequinox7333 Před 4 lety +17

      Jeez this blew up
      Lemon Man I'm disappointed in that to, but he's a Catholic in the 1400s, you really can't expect much better
      lola mae stfu
      LazyTitan I don't thank that makes him better
      BlueBerryFairy1 sure will

    • @lolamae5051
      @lolamae5051 Před 4 lety

      @@lunaequinox7333 what did i do

  • @nikki607
    @nikki607 Před 3 lety +2470

    "Reading the book wasn't too quick either"
    At least you get to read a translation. Let me tell you a secret: Italian High School students (including bu not limited to myself) do not. We get the pleasure of having to comb through the original. And that shit might as well be a different lanuage for all I know because Florentine is closer to Latin than it is to Italian -.-

    • @willieoelkers5568
      @willieoelkers5568 Před 3 lety +234

      I remember when we were starting "Romeo and Juliet" in my English class. I skimmed the first bit while the teacher was giving some background Shakespeare info, and asked my teacher if I could get a copy in English. It's probably not as bad, but like half the work is done in metaphors and sayings that died out a couple centuries ago.

    • @annabaars2418
      @annabaars2418 Před 3 lety +34

      Willie Oelkers i’m italian and in english literature we actually read Shakespeare’s output lol, Romeo and Juliet included

    • @Window4503
      @Window4503 Před 3 lety +74

      @@annabaars2418 Beats Beowulf in the original text lol

    • @LastEmperor_
      @LastEmperor_ Před 3 lety +66

      @@Window4503 i mean beowulf is closer to German or Dutch than modern English, that Norman conquest really riled things up

    • @miraigond8412
      @miraigond8412 Před 3 lety +26

      quello, e i trecento significati, la numerologia e le figure retoriche.

  • @danshakulawrence983
    @danshakulawrence983 Před 5 měsíci +20

    Watching this after playing Ultrakill Layer 7 and I gotta say we're totally fucked in Layer 8

  • @oliviahege2113
    @oliviahege2113 Před 3 lety +88

    I pray that in a thousand years sarcastic summaries like these are done of the most famous fanfics of our day.

    • @scienceface8884
      @scienceface8884 Před 3 lety +14

      You don't have to wait a thousand years, they're being done today

  • @user-lr5qw7jr8k
    @user-lr5qw7jr8k Před 4 lety +1282

    "VIRGIL SEMPAI IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!"
    -Dante

    • @lyraspasar649
      @lyraspasar649 Před 4 lety +65

      Virgil:" you are not worthy as my fanboy."

    • @npc6817
      @npc6817 Před 3 lety +26

      @@lyraspasar649 so basically devil may cry

    • @Dovey12
      @Dovey12 Před 3 lety +2

      Heh that’s me lol

    • @boomertunes4410
      @boomertunes4410 Před 3 lety +2

      Phrases i did not wish to hear for 500, alex

    • @PKINGU
      @PKINGU Před 3 lety +10

      Foolishness Dante, foolishness

  • @no_refunds4U
    @no_refunds4U Před 3 lety +1971

    I love how, according to the requirements, we could just call "Dante's Inferno" "The Afterlife"
    Because if you so much as dropped your candy wrapper on the way to school, you get to be tortured for all eternity.

    • @trappyboi8678
      @trappyboi8678 Před 3 lety +201

      That's how Christianity works in general, humans are born sinners and thus go to hell on default unless you kiss god's feet for 90 years

    • @nihilego3634
      @nihilego3634 Před 3 lety +43

      @@trappyboi8678 𝑅𝑒𝓁𝒾𝑔𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝑜𝒻 𝐻𝑜𝓅𝑒

    • @nihilego3634
      @nihilego3634 Před 3 lety +9

      ​@Billy Bob 𝐄𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐭

    • @lordeverett5642
      @lordeverett5642 Před 3 lety +81

      @@trappyboi8678 Didn’t Jesus die so the original sin was gone and everybody would go to Heaven unless they actively try not to?

    • @lordeverett5642
      @lordeverett5642 Před 3 lety +80

      @@trappyboi8678 Even the pope said that non-Christians still go to Heaven.

  • @juicegirl2696
    @juicegirl2696 Před 5 měsíci +11

    dante: why do i hear… explosions?
    V1: BLOOD IS FUEL HELL IS FULL

  • @halfmettlealchemist8076
    @halfmettlealchemist8076 Před 2 měsíci +5

    On this one video I’ve seen comments from the DMC fandom, the Ultrakill fandom, and the Limbus Company fandom. Truly, this is a timeless work of literature

  • @tairneanaich
    @tairneanaich Před 5 lety +2419

    The centaurs have STABLE jobs, do they?

  • @ultgeek9275
    @ultgeek9275 Před 6 lety +3383

    A 100 years from now, people might actually analyse the fanfics that we've written now. This is scary.

    • @randomcatmeow1394
      @randomcatmeow1394 Před 6 lety +269

      Ult Geek ITS HILARIOUS XD now wait, it could get better IMAGINE THEM ANALYSING *FANARTS*

    • @troyjardine5850
      @troyjardine5850 Před 5 lety +195

      I look forward to the day my Great-Grandchildren have to analyze the timeless classic for college Half-life: Full Life Consequences.

    • @randomcatmeow1394
      @randomcatmeow1394 Před 5 lety +132

      Troy Jardine i look forward to them analysing memes

    • @cutsieproductions4805
      @cutsieproductions4805 Před 5 lety +162

      Ult Geek “Hello class! Today we will be discussing the timeless classic, ‘Joker x Reader Imagines! ‘ “

    • @jf2801
      @jf2801 Před 5 lety +125

      Ult Geek Two words. My Immortal. They're gonna think we were fucked up. And they'd be kinda right. XD

  • @mattquintana7814
    @mattquintana7814 Před 3 lety +85

    My theory with the rain and gluttony thing is that “too much of something can be bad” I.e too much rain and be more than uncomfortable because of floods and ruined crops

  • @laureneras9523
    @laureneras9523 Před 3 lety +115

    I described Dante as a glorified fanfic writer that went mainstream to my classics professor...they agreed

  • @bart0nius
    @bart0nius Před 4 lety +2035

    Cotton candy heaven? More like Dentist’s Inferno.
    i will now die

    • @samrevlej9331
      @samrevlej9331 Před 4 lety +63

      I don't believe in an afterlife in the traditional sense, but if Heaven existed, then you, sir/madam/other honorific, would absolutely ascend there for that fine marvel of a pun.

    • @Red-mg4ro
      @Red-mg4ro Před 4 lety +15

      I'd say there's a special place in hell for people like you, but apparently Dante doesn't have any royal throne for his version.

    • @bart0nius
      @bart0nius Před 4 lety +13

      With 3 comments you have successfully created the strangest replies section i have ever had on one of my comments

    • @samrevlej9331
      @samrevlej9331 Před 4 lety +2

      @@looneyblue7783 You that guy/gal/other honorific that says strange stuff in a callous way, right?

    • @samrevlej9331
      @samrevlej9331 Před 4 lety +1

      @@bart0nius No need to praise us, comrade.

  • @youknowinhindsight
    @youknowinhindsight Před 6 lety +1193

    "Only part of Hell is actually on fire at any given time, and _the worst bits are rather more chilling..."_
    That pun is treacherous.

  • @taizu55
    @taizu55 Před 3 lety +91

    *Dante's Bizzare Adventure.*

    • @alesialezhe5211
      @alesialezhe5211 Před 2 lety

      This. This deserves more likes.

    • @spongeyspikes09
      @spongeyspikes09 Před rokem +8

      Circle 1: Phantom Limbo
      Circle 2: Lustful Tendency
      Circle 3: Stardust Gluttons
      Circle 4: Greed is unbreakable
      Circle 5: Wrathful Wind
      Circle 6: Stone HereSEA (Hehe get it?)
      Circle 7: Steel Ball Violence
      Circle 8: Fraudulion
      Circle 9: Traitor Lands

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 Před 2 lety +15

    The thief snake pit actually sounds kinda fun. You get to be a snake chasing people and if you bite one, they become a snake and you have to run around until a snake bites you.
    It's like a hyper aggressive game of tag.

  • @crypticmrchimes
    @crypticmrchimes Před 7 lety +2401

    To be honest, this is the most entertaining interpretation of Dante's Inferno I have ever seen. Favorite part of it was Limbo. He's like a fan going to a con and seeing all the fandoms there before getting dragged off into reality after closing time.

    • @laraa739
      @laraa739 Před 7 lety +69

      Matthew Bradley Yeah I'm italian so they really hammer it on about some parts so we understand it better but I still agreed on all of it. Especially Odysseus. Actually my main problem with it is that it's really heavy being so unfair and the suicide's forest traumatized me the first time I heard it. But I can't deny it's the best sounding poem I've ever heard. So yeah, all true except that inferno just means hell so there wasn't anything strange there

    • @marsdenlyonwahl8071
      @marsdenlyonwahl8071 Před 7 lety +3

      Matthew Bradley

    • @redenginner
      @redenginner Před 7 lety +6

      I reccomend inferno by larry niven. It updates it alot and is a very good read.

    • @theinfinitypizza4431
      @theinfinitypizza4431 Před 6 lety +2

      Check out a band called Iced Earth. They have a song about it.

    • @General12th
      @General12th Před 6 lety +2

      +Lara Aletta Why did hearing about the suicide forest traumatize you? You should have cheered that justice was served. Suicide "victims" deserve to be tortured forever in increasingly horrifying ways.
      That's what the Bible says.

  • @duchessnoor
    @duchessnoor Před 6 lety +1783

    *Goes to Proverbial Suicide Forest in Hell*
    *Takes out vlogging camera*

  • @weebistelitest8593
    @weebistelitest8593 Před rokem +19

    Vergil sure is trying to help Dante find some motivation

    • @somebodywithacat
      @somebodywithacat Před rokem +1

      and Pizza
      (In the background Bury the light plays muffled while Vergil's nerves become more and more strained...)

  • @risdio51
    @risdio51 Před 3 lety +11

    Featuring Dante from the Divine Comedy series

  • @JedediahCyrus
    @JedediahCyrus Před 4 lety +1935

    I feel like some parts may have been missed. Such as in the circle of lust it wasn't simply just a bunch of wind but think of the worst hurricane you can ever imagine. Bodies being thrown everywhere and twisted and crushed within the cocytus. And as for gluttony it was not just simply rain but the bodies more bloated and festering in pools of their own filth and feces as they were continuously ripped apart by Cerberus only to reform in these infected pools to have it happen again and again and again. A little more than just rain.

    • @justafallperson2108
      @justafallperson2108 Před 4 lety +249

      It is a summary dude...the idea is to not give away all the details while still sharpening your curiosity with the hope people will read it themselves.

    • @jacobitewiseman3696
      @jacobitewiseman3696 Před 4 lety +42

      Sounds like nurglings from Warhammer.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 Před 4 lety +36

      I will forever leave your likes at 68 instead of 69, that’s the true hell

    • @seanwaddell2659
      @seanwaddell2659 Před 4 lety +2

      EmblemBlade9 welll

    • @virginiareaper1178
      @virginiareaper1178 Před 3 lety +73

      @@justafallperson2108 Well reading his or her informative descriptive comment, makes me more interested in trying to comprehend the story on my own. Much more than the actual video summary. Since she left alot of that info out in the video and rabbit raced all through it, it made me more frustrated with the story and kinda disinterested. It seemed like she didn't fully understand much of the story herself, but still decided to upload a rambled summary video on the topic.

  • @cursedalien
    @cursedalien Před 6 lety +719

    Oh I get it. When Dante writes a self-insert, it’s “classic literature” and “taught in schools,” but when I do it, it’s “cringey” and I “need to stop.”

    • @IkeOkerekeNews
      @IkeOkerekeNews Před 5 lety +32

      blue-stars
      Well, it was the Renaissance.

    • @Corporatesludgeman
      @Corporatesludgeman Před 5 lety +7

      @@IkeOkerekeNews Middle ages*

    • @IkeOkerekeNews
      @IkeOkerekeNews Před 5 lety +16

      @@Corporatesludgeman
      Renaissance starts in the 1400's.

    • @AishaVonFossen
      @AishaVonFossen Před 5 lety +34

      LOL Sometimes I think that, too, this is a glorified fanfiction before fanfictions became a thing

    • @josephroszell
      @josephroszell Před 5 lety +9

      The first animated batman thing was batman meets scooby doo you gotta start somewhere go forth and cross shit over!!!!

  • @bernardo8993
    @bernardo8993 Před 3 lety +18

    4:25 We built Dis city

  • @chaoz__xcaliber9714
    @chaoz__xcaliber9714 Před 2 lety +17

    10:46 Achievement unlocked!! : How did we get here

  • @CrowMercury
    @CrowMercury Před 5 lety +2235

    Fun fact: if you are italian, chances are ( Like, 99% ) you actually STUDIED and analyzed the entire comedy like me, because is mandatory in high school.
    You will be surprised to know that yes, it is the biggest fanfiction ever written, but surprisingly Dante points out that for him too some of these judgment are extremely harsh, and his constant fainting is because he’s scared shitless that he belongs in 5 or 6 places he describes.
    Overall, the Inferno is actually an interesting read, and all the punishments are meant to be symbolic, as they are based on fitting the sin.

    • @daniele7989
      @daniele7989 Před 5 lety +128

      It's bloody terrific some of the ideas for punishments he comes up with, stuff you would never wish on your worst enemy? of course, but come on, turning suicides into fleshy trees because they rejected the form God gave them in life, the strange weather in the desert to reflect the perversion of nature. And locking blasphemers in flaming coffins because they denied the existence of the afterlife. It's just so intense.

    • @KazumiKiguma
      @KazumiKiguma Před 5 lety +19

      Explain the symbolism of the rain for gluttony please?

    • @TillPunx
      @TillPunx Před 5 lety +121

      @@KazumiKiguma she explained it poorly, basically they get costantly beaten by rain and hail, cerberus costantly eats them, ripping their limbs, also the rain, hail stones and snow, mixes with dirth, and creates mud, they kept eating in life, endulging their hunger, so they basically act like pigs in hell, and they costantly get munched on by Cerberus.

    • @Nestix_the_stupid_one
      @Nestix_the_stupid_one Před 5 lety +63

      Actually, it is not the biggest fanfiction ever written, up to january 2018, the longest work of fiction ever written was a super smash bros brawl fanfiction, "the subspace emissary's world conquest". This fanfiction had 4,102,217 words in total, and the divine comedy has roughly 32 thousand in its entirety. In january 2018, however, another fanfiction rose from the darkness and took the spotlight. "Ambience: a fleet symphony" it's a kantai collection fanfiction with 4,418,061 words in total as of january 2018. I'm pretty sure that all this information is correct, but anyone is free to point out any mistakes in my comment. Thank you for coming to my TED talk

    • @sitchreapotere1073
      @sitchreapotere1073 Před 5 lety +99

      @@Nestix_the_stupid_one I think by biggest he meant most influential, not highest word count. There are millions of people who think Dante's depictions of Hell, Heaven, and Purgatory are actually how the Bible describes them, when in fact the Bible offers little to no description of Hell, a very small description of Heaven (NOT the New Earth in Revelation), and never even says Purgatory is an actual thing.

  • @KumoKrieger
    @KumoKrieger Před 6 lety +1368

    "essentially self insert fanfiction" Thank you, 6+ years ago I told my English teacher this and she almost threw me out of class.

    • @ghost_anna_reads787
      @ghost_anna_reads787 Před 5 lety +102

      find her, show her this video( plus all the comments) then have her explain her theory while you explain your's. Also have a third part non-bias judge as added help. If all goes well show owes you a cup of coffee.

    • @floresdeisla
      @floresdeisla Před 5 lety +83

      my english teacher did the opposite, she told us it was like a fanfiction 😂

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 Před 5 lety +9

      I just talked to my friend about it. I don't think either of us told our teacher about it.

    • @joycebirrey725
      @joycebirrey725 Před 5 lety +2

      Remember Chris-Chan?

    • @elschaefer3448
      @elschaefer3448 Před 5 lety +17

      A) Those who fear the truth will be found out
      B) I'd give you a like but I'm not messing with numerical perfection

  • @isimpforeggos4467
    @isimpforeggos4467 Před 2 lety +16

    5:55 I immediately saw a period pad ad

    • @Z3N1TY0
      @Z3N1TY0 Před rokem +3

      ME TOO LOL

    • @Z3N1TY0
      @Z3N1TY0 Před rokem +3

      DOES THE PHRASE “RIVER OF BLOOD” TRIGGER THESE ADS????

  • @Slime-zq8hb
    @Slime-zq8hb Před 3 lety +16

    Heyyy Italian dude here, just wanna clarify that "inferno" in Italian basically means hell, and can be separate from the concept of fire

  • @singlesightart
    @singlesightart Před 3 lety +517

    “The seventh circle is actually pretty cheerful from the get go, full of friendly centaurs who aren’t even getting punished for anything. They’re holding down STABLE jobs...” the pun is strong with this one lol

    • @Kisamon
      @Kisamon Před 9 měsíci

      Fuck. I missed seeing this the first time I waatched this channel. Should've known that Red is sneakier than I thought.

  • @lmbusiness5300
    @lmbusiness5300 Před 4 lety +910

    “Personal self-insert historical crackfic” That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Classics essay done.

    • @rickydawn6313
      @rickydawn6313 Před 4 lety +25

      So happy this dude went down in history

    • @Berries20
      @Berries20 Před 3 lety +10

      This dude didn't deserve the attention his crack fic got, then again the most popular Avatar fanfic is the one of Sokka drunk raping Toph so-

    • @papertroll1876
      @papertroll1876 Před 3 lety +21

      Berries 20 sorry, what the fuck?

    • @monke1599
      @monke1599 Před 3 lety +8

      @@papertroll1876 Yes, i would like to also add: What in the ever loving shit fuck.

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Berries20 I require the source. For...ahem, academical purposes...

  • @DragonMaster66
    @DragonMaster66 Před 3 lety +62

    "that manage to escape the BOILING RIVER OF BLOOD."
    *ad break about how turbotax is f r e e*

  • @hkbrown2139
    @hkbrown2139 Před 4 měsíci +5

    7-4 actually resembles the fire rains in the desert

  • @AmuletRebel
    @AmuletRebel Před 5 lety +750

    *Self-Insert Historical Crack Fic*
    Best thing I've ever heard a book be called.

    • @fantasyshadows3207
      @fantasyshadows3207 Před 4 lety

      Me: *contemplates whether or not I should start writing because my stories are like self insert crazy magical-fantasy stories*

    • @JulyBaby
      @JulyBaby Před 3 lety

      Hetalia fanfics in a nutshell

  • @ronanelliott9709
    @ronanelliott9709 Před 4 lety +1488

    You forgot the guy Dante meets in the 9th circle where Dante's like, "What are you doing down here? You're still alive on earth!"
    And the guy's like, "Ah, yes. You see, I was so evil in life that a demon came up and possessed my body, and dragged my soul down to hell.
    "So you know that guy up there who Dante hates, and who's always doing political stuff that Dante doesn't like? That guy is a *literal devil.* Don't trust him."

    • @vintheguy
      @vintheguy Před 3 lety +162

      Politics were more rad back then
      You don't see demons possessing any politicians now adays

    • @Angelalex242
      @Angelalex242 Před 3 lety +152

      @@vintheguy ....That is debatable.

    • @superevilscientistgamer5939
      @superevilscientistgamer5939 Před 2 lety +18

      Yeah, because 99% of modern politicians are so evil that even the Devil himself is powerless.

    • @Ludwig7231
      @Ludwig7231 Před 2 lety +39

      Dude, all the guys who does political stuff I don't like are either:
      1- The Devil
      2- Hitler
      So I can both relate and believe in Dante in that matter

    • @superevilscientistgamer5939
      @superevilscientistgamer5939 Před 2 lety +44

      @@Ludwig7231 you forgot some folks:
      - Stalin
      -Mao Tse-Tung
      - Trump (who might be another version of the guy who's still alive but his soul is in Hell)

  • @gooseman9690
    @gooseman9690 Před 2 lety +8

    “Have you been to Dis?”
    “Dis where?”
    “DIS NUTS”

  • @phrophetsamgames
    @phrophetsamgames Před 2 lety +9

    Honestly one of my favorite "required readings" from high school. Loved Inferno

  • @luca7320
    @luca7320 Před 8 lety +180

    Achilles being like 'uhh.... this isnt really my kind of party' while he hangs out with Paris and a lot of very pretty women is quite possible my favourite thing ever

    • @gwennblei
      @gwennblei Před 6 lety +1

      Well given how he raped Cassandre, he probably was bisexual, or just enjoyed the suffering in others, chose the one you prefer.

    • @giuliabertacchi4080
      @giuliabertacchi4080 Před 6 lety +4

      It was Ayax raping Cassandre not Achilles

    • @gwennblei
      @gwennblei Před 6 lety +1

      Sorry my mistake, meant Briseis ! (I keep messing up with the names sorry xD)

    • @gwennblei
      @gwennblei Před 6 lety +3

      Also worthy of note Achilles is said to have fallen in love with the queen of Amazons Penthelisea after he killed her, which is slightly disturbing, though still makes me doubt his sexual orientation was solely turned towards males. He also apparently rapes Deidamia, or depending on the versions, just has a son with her.

    • @niffleraku
      @niffleraku Před 6 lety +3

      Luca
      Yeah, well, Achilles' probably missing his dearest Patroclus or something

  • @TheCaliMack
    @TheCaliMack Před 5 lety +3364

    For how bitter you make Dante out to be, your art makes him out to be a precious potato

    • @donny7841
      @donny7841 Před 5 lety +36

      hhahaahahahaha

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 Před 5 lety +146

      He looks more like a clueless little nerd to me. Which is just as adorable XD

    • @tec-jones5445
      @tec-jones5445 Před 5 lety +38

      That's what made me love this poem and this channel 😂

    • @tec-jones5445
      @tec-jones5445 Před 5 lety +9

      @Joshua Perry guess were all off to Inferno

    • @megankasa5203
      @megankasa5203 Před 5 lety +8

      Lol 'precious potato' :)

  • @dungusglumbus9946
    @dungusglumbus9946 Před rokem +8

    One of my favorite parts of the story is mentioned at 6:38. The narrator (narratris?) doesn’t talk about it, but its really cool. When Dante meets his teacher friend in the 7th circle (the part where it rains fire,) he begins talking with him and goes to sit on the sand. Dante’s friend immediately stops him and says “No! Do not sit. If you sit here, you are stuck there for 100 years.” Pretty cool and terrifying.
    Also another fact: if you read the divine comedy in the original Italian version, ALL of the sentences rhyme, like a poem. It’s a super long story and Dante somehow makes it all rhyme. Pretty cool

    • @deadpan904
      @deadpan904 Před 9 měsíci

      I was reading Inferno some time ago on English, and I was so fucking confused it did not rhyme, because I read Inferno on Serbian willingly back in high school and everything rhymed perfectly
      Had to find pdf online on Serbian, because I thought I imagined it rhyming in Serbian. I still prefer my language's version than English

  • @thequiet1s141
    @thequiet1s141 Před 3 lety +21

    I had to watch this for my medieval history class and I'm so happy my teacher chose this video. I'm going to watch all of what Dante wrote because this was hilarious and informative.

  • @rebelbeammasterx8472
    @rebelbeammasterx8472 Před 6 lety +610

    Politicians would love the eight circle of hell, all that oil.

    • @SamaritanPrime
      @SamaritanPrime Před 5 lety +21

      DRILL BABY DRILL!

    • @bloodstoneore4630
      @bloodstoneore4630 Před 5 lety +10

      is anyone going to make a joke about the 7th circle and jake paul? or have we forgotten about that now

    • @nerowulfee9210
      @nerowulfee9210 Před 5 lety +11

      Then american government invades Hell.

    • @bjornthorgudmundsson2781
      @bjornthorgudmundsson2781 Před 5 lety +8

      that was the real reason why the uac was researching hell confirmed

    • @kevinli1438
      @kevinli1438 Před 5 lety +1

      You do realize that was TAR, not oil.

  • @buddyltd
    @buddyltd Před 4 lety +385

    11:56 "And I gotta say, that is a pretty hefty punishment for two dudes whose only crime was stabbing an old guy in a fancy hat."
    Don't let Blue hear you say that!

    • @lucykavanagh2240
      @lucykavanagh2240 Před 3 lety +4

      I'm sure he already set some ninja's on her for that.

    • @omarsalem1219
      @omarsalem1219 Před 2 lety

      I don't really follow blue as much as red does he hate julius ceaser?

  • @randomgirlxrulz
    @randomgirlxrulz Před 3 lety +10

    Hold up are you telling me Dante's Inferno is self-insert Bible/Greek mythology/RPF crossover fanfiction???? I love it

  • @sengiko
    @sengiko Před 3 lety +5

    Dante’s Inferno, featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series!

  • @dragonkingscotty
    @dragonkingscotty Před 5 lety +1088

    So the third circle is basically the UK

    • @pRahvi0
      @pRahvi0 Před 5 lety +52

      Nah. Ever been to Norway? I've heard the Vikings went to the British isles for more dry weather. ;D

    • @dragonkingscotty
      @dragonkingscotty Před 5 lety +14

      pRahvi0 Jesus Christ . Yeah I am fine I will stay in scotland .

    • @baalgodofrain
      @baalgodofrain Před 4 lety +2

      I can agree with that

    • @lmbusiness5300
      @lmbusiness5300 Před 4 lety +5

      *shouts in offended British* HEY!!!!

    • @baalgodofrain
      @baalgodofrain Před 4 lety +1

      Lord DemonFort it’s true though and I’m British to

  • @ilurvsharrypotter
    @ilurvsharrypotter Před 7 lety +2938

    heyyy "Dante's Inferno: Historically-acclaimed revenge fic" would be really good on a shirt if you have a next round

  • @thebutterflycomposer7130

    The echo really works, albeit presumably unintentionally. Really makes it sound gothic and otherworldly.

  • @Cieges
    @Cieges Před 3 lety +7

    I like how 5:09 you can see the “stoked ones” facing the screen like they’ve slighted- you went too far red🤣

  • @samrevlej9331
    @samrevlej9331 Před 4 lety +684

    Virgil: Dante?
    Dante: Uh-huh?
    Virgil: You know that little voice that people have that tells them to *not* stop and banter with every rando when travelling through Hell itself? YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!!

    • @iridescent28
      @iridescent28 Před 3 lety +26

      Lol Tulio and Miguel

    • @TekkenGirl4Lyfe
      @TekkenGirl4Lyfe Před 2 lety +8

      ...is it bad that I read that in the voices of Dan Southworth and Reuben Langdon?

  • @TheWorldisJCK
    @TheWorldisJCK Před 8 lety +662

    By the by, for those curious, the full encryption on the Gates of Hell:
    I am the way into the city of woe,
    I am the way to a forsaken people,
    I am the way into eternal sorrow.
    Sacred justice moved my architect.
    I was raised here by divine omnipotence,
    primordial love and ultimate intellect.
    Only those elements time cannot wear
    were made before me, and beyond time I stand.
    Abandon all hope, ye who enter here!

    • @laraa739
      @laraa739 Před 7 lety +41

      SouthernSpectrum And here's the original (it's just so much better):
      Per me si va nella città dolente,
      per me si va nell'etterno dolore,
      per me si va tra la perduta gente.
      Giustizia mosse il mio alto fattore:
      fecemi la divina potestate,
      la somma sapienza e 'l primo amore.
      Dinanzi a me non fuor cose create
      se non etterne, e io etterno duro.
      Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'intrate.
      Basically the words are almost the same as modern italian but the grammar and some words are so different that it feels like going from english to middle english. And the cited version of the LAST VERSE is usually in modern italian because the second part would just ruin it otherwise, but in the original it just works. Ok I'll stop now

    • @abbeycase143
      @abbeycase143 Před 7 lety +11

      Fucking hell. Why do I say that? You translated it , then typed it all out. How long did that take.

    • @tauronmitronion377
      @tauronmitronion377 Před 7 lety +6

      "Lasciate ongi speranza, voi ch'intrate."
      Man, so much fun to say in a voice of doom.

    • @3edrftyghuij326
      @3edrftyghuij326 Před 6 lety +2

      SouthernSpectrum wtf does 'by the by' mean?

    • @azrialt3267
      @azrialt3267 Před 6 lety +3

      MazeOfRozes basically by the way, but i like by the by better

  • @tsflareon29
    @tsflareon29 Před 5 měsíci +4

    Everyone appreciate hell while it lasts, before V1 comes along and kills everything.

  • @tarab_95
    @tarab_95 Před 3 lety +6

    Dude I gotta say my favorite characters in the Inferno are the Malebranche. In mythology class my teacher basically described them as a Biker Gang from Hell, with ridiculous names like Malacoda (Evil Tail) and other weird shit that reminds me of Tazer Face from Guardians of the Galaxy 2.
    The best part bout them is how shit gets slapstick ridiculous as soon as they show up. The entirety of the Inferno is played fairly straight faced for the most part except for the circle of Fraud where the Malebranche are, and this is best depicted when one chapter (called a canto) ends with the demon bikers "saluting" Malacoda (their leader) by baring their teeth, and him acknowledging that by ripping the largest Hell-ass.
    No really, he farts. The next canto starts by Dante saying hes seen so many strange things in life...but never has he seen a salute be acknowledged by a demon-fart.
    It's actually incredibly amazing and the best part of the Inferno imo lmao

  • @Chiarikomatchmaker
    @Chiarikomatchmaker Před 5 lety +1129

    I never really understood why you state that "Inferno" is a weird title.
    It's just the translation of Hell in italian, so...
    Also!
    The reason why Gluttony is punished by laying face down in mud is because the sinners had, in life, enjoyed only the finest of cusine to an unholy degree, and now they are forced to only eat mud for eternity.
    Similarly, in the greed circle those who had spent their entire lifetime accumulating wealth, which is useless in the afterlife, are now sentenced to pursue a similarly pointless and tiring endeavor, aka pushing rocks around.

    • @KazumiKiguma
      @KazumiKiguma Před 5 lety +39

      Well, Inferno, or it's latin root rather, meant the underground but was used for hell because of how it was depicted as being underground. Years and years pass and it becomes less about the underground part of hell and more about the huge eternal fires that burn the soul. That's the evolution of words for you.

    • @hebanker3372
      @hebanker3372 Před 5 lety +11

      @@KazumiKiguma Not likely.Hell is a word of Germanic origin propably a derivitive of Hel,the norse goddess of the underworld.English is a language of Germanic origin that's why they say hell instead of inferno.The romance-speaking countries(Italy,France,Spain and others)use the latin word.

    • @chrisrupp66
      @chrisrupp66 Před 5 lety +10

      Don’t forget Cerberus in the 3rd circle eating folks and cutting them up

    • @cammarc
      @cammarc Před 5 lety +17

      @@KazumiKiguma
      In Italian the word inferno has nothing to do with fires. It is literally just the Italian word for hell. Trust me, I'm Italian. People do tend to associate hell with fire, but there is nothing implicit within the word inferno that suggests fire. Therefore no one in Italy is really surprised when they find out that Dante's inferno is not very fiery at all.

    • @cammarc
      @cammarc Před 5 lety +6

      @@chrisrupp66
      Not just cutting them up. Ripping their literal guts out only to then be magically fixed so it can happen again. It's brutal.

  • @KnTenshi2
    @KnTenshi2 Před 7 lety +523

    Since I haven't found anyone else mentioning it; one thing you skipped over was that the frozen lake was made due to the tears of the damned which were then chilled by the winds from the frantic beating of Satan's wings. And he was too stupid to realize that it was his stubborn escape attempt was the primary thing keeping him imprisoned.

    • @TomSistermans
      @TomSistermans Před 6 lety +15

      Well one bit... She skipped and misinterpreted a lot of stuff, I suppose red read a poetic translation, they often change a lot of the information to keep Dante's style but you'll both need a proze version and a poetic one to get a grasp of Dante I say... Didn't the water of Cocytus come from a point higher in hell? It was made out of tears indeed but I thought it was those of the old man of Crete, while the tears of the dammed causes them to freeze further into the river

    • @aronestone100
      @aronestone100 Před 6 lety

      Well this extremely old story it hard to find 100% version like illaid

    • @TomSistermans
      @TomSistermans Před 6 lety

      chase newill not the point, we have the entire Divine comedy, it's just that some of the symbolisms and allegories are a bit hard to define, some things red says however are just not in the original or misinterpreted

    • @aronestone100
      @aronestone100 Před 6 lety

      Like

    • @royalradish9412
      @royalradish9412 Před 6 lety

      Didn’t realize that when I read it! Thank you!

  • @rachelpark7172
    @rachelpark7172 Před 3 lety +11

    Dante was at the peak when he wrote la divina commedia. immense art was inspired by this great poem as Doré, or Dali, or in music, Milton Nascimento and Dullmea!

  • @spencermanning9994
    @spencermanning9994 Před 3 lety +25

    I wonder why our two protagonists are running away from the danger? They could easily just take them on with their guns and swords and-
    Oh, wait. Wrong Dante and Vergil.

  • @fourkings7968
    @fourkings7968 Před 7 lety +261

    Subscribed for "Virgil-senpai."

    • @griffolicious
      @griffolicious Před 6 lety +7

      Alright, to the second circle for you!! (Lust)

  • @RenoApostoli
    @RenoApostoli Před 6 lety +406

    Fun fact: Virgil gets triggered for Dante's pity on magician's partly because back in Dante's time some people used Virgil's book for predicting future as sort of a party game. Ergo, Virgil could've ended up in lower part of hell for something that he didn't actually do.

    • @denisaene2308
      @denisaene2308 Před 5 lety +35

      Don Slyone Oh. That's pretty sad. Especially considering he and most people in Limbo were already denied heaven for a reason I personally can't stomach.

    • @brigidtheirish
      @brigidtheirish Před 5 lety +35

      And it's not even accurate. The theological concept of Limbo doesn't even exist anymore. It was a way station for souls who died before Jesus's sacrifice. When He died, He opened the gates and let everyone into Heaven or Purgatory if they still had business to deal with. It was *completely emptied* and then destroyed because it wasn't needed anymore.

    • @hunnybear25
      @hunnybear25 Před 5 lety

      Also the fact he was cleft from crotch to chin... but hey you tried

    • @18wolfspirit
      @18wolfspirit Před 5 lety

      Which work of his was that?

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 Před 5 lety +3

      When you consider the allegorical view of the poem, it's not so bad. Being denied heaven means being denied illumination by means of your own wrong beliefs, not literally that god would punish nice people for not worshiping him (though I can totally see him doing it).

  • @branthony8055
    @branthony8055 Před 2 lety +8

    Greek hero: Exists
    Dante: Bippity Bell I diagnose you with hell

  • @colinmcmillan692
    @colinmcmillan692 Před 2 lety +5

    The circle of gluttony also has Cerberus and he attacks and eats people randomly within the valley. Or just tears them apart. So its not just rain.