"Do You See It Or Don't You?" | The Red Dot | Seinfeld
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- After helping him secure a job, George wants to get Elaine an extra-special present. A marked-down cashmere sweater is perfect if it weren't for a certain red dot...but really, you can only see it when you look for it, right?
From Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 12, 'The Red Dot': George gets a job at Elaine's office and gets involved with the cleaning woman. Elaine's boyfriend is a recovering alcoholic who falls off the wagon because of Jerry's carelessness. George buys Elaine a marked-down cashmere sweater.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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I like how neither Jerry, George or Elaine could see the red dot until it was pointed out, but you have Kramer just relaxing on the couch and peeks over and sees it 15 feet away.
That how scotch works! There is its value.
Well he is Cosmo Kramer after all.
@@winjaywin LOL
Scotch lol
While being DRUNK, no less!
"you can smell me even without the drink"
That $85 cashmere from 1991, would be $184.92 with inflation now! Even for a discount... that's not a cheap gift!
What about the original six hundred?
@@Ten_Thousand_Locusts 1305 dollars
@@adharshvishnu Jesus...
You couldn't do that math yourself?
FJB
I like how Kramer is pretty much immediately drunk after just a few shots.
Must've been the good stuff
Well it’s dat H-E- Double N brah
He must be a light weight
because he didnt eat in years
That's Hannigan's all right!
"No smell, no tell, scotch *tick*" lmao one of my favorite scenes
Yeah but all of us alcoholics know that there is no such thing as an odorless booze.
@@sstills951 I was told Vodka didn't smell. Yadda yadda, rehab is expensive
How much was even in that little cup it’s like the clown car effect
@@sstills951 There is. Italian liquor Luxardo SAMBUCCA.
@@pflaffik alcoholics don’t drink that sipping stuff.
it's so funny wheneevr Kramer enters Jerry's apartment and gets shocked to see him there
Do you have a friend named Harold? Because you two could be Harold and Kumar.
Seinfeld is the best tv show ever!
@@yamatotakeru9078 actually The Rockford Files is the greatest show. But thanks for playing!
@@sstills951 idk, The Lawrence Welk Show is better than Rockford Files💁
Its because he is always just casually there when Jerry isn't lol
“I’ve been using this as a paint thinner”
Definitely added in later
Nice catch! Definitely
Really, interesting, have you seen the same scene where Jerry doesn't say that?
@@planetX15 He means it's very obviously ADR'd, the main giveaway being that you don't see Jerry's face when the line is delivered. That's usually the case when dialogue is added in during editing.
For some reason I thought Kramer could hold his liquor a little better than that.
Me too, but after seeing Jerry drinking it and making that face, I assume that liquor was just very strong.
Michael Richards is seriously a comedy genius. The little gesture before he slams the scotch is INCREDIBLE
It's funny that Elaine gives George a hug but she never actually says "thank you". Totally fits with her character.
Is there actually a red dot on the sweater? I can't see anything.
Either way, I'd still buy it also.
I would have been happy to get s great sweater with a tiny dot nobody would ever notice (Kramer doesn't count).
The cleaning woman saw it.
Yes, the cleaning woman, the woman in the store...and Kramer counts!
@@bossfan49 So did Elaine's boyfriend at the end.
Just wear it around the house!
Lmao, yeah we all know Kramer's a space alien
The good thing about water, you can drink it at work.
The good thing about vodka's, it looks like water.
Why, that’ll be our little secret
Not sure whether to make a Jim Lahey or a Meredith Palmer reference
Here's hoping you don't work in public transport/contruction etc.
You want me to take an overview? I see a very cheap man holding a sweater trying to get away with something.
Tbh, spending $84 on a sweater for a friend's holiday present is not so cheap
@@justcogitating especially back then! Thats gotta be like 120-150 by now.
@@justcogitating come on. George was being deceitful by pretending there was nothing wrong with it. He bought the sweater ONLY because it gave him the chance to pretend he paid a lot of money for it. He could have gotten something else. If it was heartfelt, he would have been honest about the damage from the start.
@@maralonent6257 yeah and Elaine would probably still appreciate it if he was straight with her
you will not see black people writing such clever scripts
You could EASILY cover up a red dot on clothing with white fabric paint lol
Be better to dye the whole sweater red
@@MinaF99 Later: "What is that white dot there?"
Love the Hennigan commercial. Hennigan the no smell no tell scotch.
0:53
Best definition of George in 9 seasons.
Everything in the whole world is about George.
Kramer's a really cheap drunk. 3 shots and he passes out? lol.
I'm cheaper than that.
At least he doesn't smell.
It's like when he was doing the DaVinci sleep schedule
Maybe it was 130 proof. On an empty stomach....
Brush a bit of Liquid Paper (correction fluid, white-out, etc.)
over that red dot before giving it to Elaine - problem solved.
So your nervous before an interview? it can be our little secret 😂😂
Ikr 😂😂😂
Early season Elaine was so cute
Kramer has a great vision.
he was in the army you know
@@alia1413 Briefly.
The way Jerry does the drink like Kramer 😂
I find spending 85 dollars on a gift a fortune.
And them's 1991 dollars
Even a text is a hassle. 😂
Especially with Biden’s economy right now. 🤔🤦🏾♂️
its around $185 today. George was not really being cheap.
$85 in 1991 is $174 in 2022-money.
0:27 the quickest hand in the west !
Jerry doesn't have a poker face
"You want me to take an overview?" hilarious.
H, E. DOUBLE N I.....
"of course its cashmere"
You knew when Kramer was in the room he would notice the dot and of course call it out.
I see a very cheap man holding a sweater trying to get away with something.
That's my overview - Jerry 😂😂😂😂
If you smell Kramer without the drink, you'll probably smell the OCEAN... :D
Kramer is their subconscious , of course . He's not real . He's there to remind them when they are being petty ,selfsh , jealous, dishonest etc
They never show the red dot 🔴
I just found out today there is no such thing as Hennigans Scotch😖
Well, Kramer's done it again! Now, I want to have a couple of shots of Hennigan's before my job interview.
And you’ll be loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time!
Do you see it or dont you? Do i see it or dont i? Good one 🤣
Kramer always says something inappropriate at the wrong time.
My favorite episode
George holding his hands to Elaine: AT CHRISTMAS TIME. HAHAHA 🤣
Hahaha🤫🤔🍸You, can smell me.....Without, the drink - Oy.
Remember, kramer smelling elaine.....Alright, wiff away, lol.
1:28 how did he rock that cup like that without spilling anything
It didn't look like he was drinking any liquid at all.
+Christian Voss He kept it on an even plain (didn't move it up or down) when moving it, plus there wasn't much in it.
It’s empty lmao
@@dharmallars no you see Jerry pour some in 😄
Loose as a goose 😂😂😂😂
What about that move Kramer is doing with the cup before drinking? And Jerry does the same move with the bottle. Where does that move come from?
Truly, truly, truly… hilarious!
So popular that a design award is named after it.
This was written well
George should've just eaten the $85 and said they didn't have any more in that size or something lol
All he really had to do was say he didn’t notice it at first and that it was on sale so he can’t return it. Doesn’t necessarily mean he knew the stain existed and that’s why it was marked down. Makes him seem a little cheap but the truth makes it way worse.
What’s funny is George could have went to dry cleaner that does alterations and could have cover the red dot! But that would be another 50 bucks out of George’s wallet and we can’t have that.
I bet a talented tailor could do something about it. Depending on the size and location of the dot, one could conceal it with decoration like embroidery or gems.
It's a barely noticeable dot on cashmere. Putting tacky embroidery (probably using a different material) or gems would just make it worse. 40 cents gems on a $300 sweater just makes it look like a 50 dollar sweater. Some people wouldn't mind but not the people buying a $300 sweater.
Or do what my dad did when my mother spilled wine on our beige carpet....dye the whole damn thing to match.
@@bubbaguy4411 lmfaooo genius
teeny, tiny dab of white paint would make it almost invisible.
@@bubbaguy4411 your dad's a "take a third option" kinda guy 👍🏻 nice
You can smell me without the drink. 🤣😆😂
Of course it's cashmere! 🤣🤣
What a typical Seinfeld-episode 😂😂
I don’t know why you CAN’T smell booze would be an indication that you’re too CLOSE to the bottle. 😄
Yeah that didn't make sense 😕
George: Elaine , you don't understand. I had 103 temperature when I bought that sweater. I was so dizzy I was seeing red dots everywhere. I thought everything in the store had a red dot on it. I couldn't distinguish one red dot from another. I couldn't afford anything. I have nothing. I haven't worked for a really long time. I mean look, I have no clothes, look at what I'm wearing. It's just a little red dot.
Kramer keeping up with his faux pas i see lol
2:49 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
George should have given Elain the sweater in her apartment and if someone said something about the red dot he should act surprised and say he didn't even notice it.
It’s not only the red dot, - it isn’t even cashmere, it’s “cazhmere”
OFF TO THE DRY CLEANER. AHAHAHA AHAHAHA LOL
*Cashmeer and then they spit on our faces* 😂
I don't see the big deal. It looks comfortable and stylish, so why make a stink over a red dot? Honestly, I'm surprised the thing had such a massive markdown over a small dot.
Kramer reminds me of Jim from Taxi
Just a slight error in your video description, The Red Dot is Season 3 Episode 12 not Episode 11, just thought I'd let you know, Episode 11 of Season 3 is The Alternate Side
Lol@connecting the people who created the show. Good for you!
@@SimonHaestoe Correcting* Also, how do you know this channel is made by the people who created the show? It could be just someone who is a fan of the show and just put a Seinfeld logo as their profile picture
where is the red dot
Maybe customize by adding a few dozen more red dots?
No smell, no tell ...scotch 😂😂😂
because at minute 2:48 the scene seems like it cuts out ? haha
1 of my favorite "Seinfeld" scenes. BTW, we Floridians never wear sweaters. Don't know what they are.
Forgot the janitor lady
Is that wrong?
@@toomanydiscs1056 yes
@@brucelston I gotta plead ignorant on this
We're all crazy in some ways, at least I am.
Aaaaaaah 💰 money......
I like that with most objects in the show, they never show the meaning of the red dot.
Kramer needs a cuban to go with that Hennigans... 😌
Vai estrear no Netflix, yessssss
3:43 red scarf on Kramer..... 3:47 no scarf..... 3:49 scarf is back.
How on earth could Elaine think that George would buy her a kashmir for no reason?
Kramer is drunk and still sees the dot.
did george need to apologise to elaine for something? That's why he bought the cardigan?
Have a constant focus on Kramer’s neck from 3:40-3:50. I noticed it a couple of months ago, but forgot to write this comment until now.
I don’t know
$85 is STILL too much for a sweater (cashmere or not)
Yes, exactly. Also sweaters can be painted in case of "Red dots".
@@masteryoda394 "Painted" Wtf are you talking about.
@@bossfan49 I meant to say dyed.
I triiied to stop him....
Wow
Thats my overview......🍇
The defining characteristic of Seinfeld characters is they are all as shallow as a mirror reflection.
It was no happenstance, Larry David and Jerry said when they started writing the shows they agreed there would be "no hugging"...i.e. no humanity whatsoever displayed. Jerry said over their writing office the door plack said in Latin "No Hugging".
It’s still ridiculous how some people do not notice or see how Jerry, Elaine, Kramer and George are all douchebag asshles , who while they are not “evil/bad people”, they sure as hell are not nice/good people.
@@steverogers7601 Well, they're about as nice as the common person, I think. :P How nice they are is irrelevant next to the comedy that comes out of it.
@@suicunesolsan in the context of this comment thread, how nice they are is relevant.
You’re just using comedy to move goal posts to dismiss that they genuinely are shitty people. It’s ok, my comment shouldn’t deter you from enjoying the show. You’ll be fine.
Why do they do that hand thing with the scotch?
85$ is still a lot of money
4:51 swagged out on henegens bro swagg it Kramer dude lol you guys are funny , Jerry you becareful with that henegens
2:50 is this the only time the characters looked into the camera?
*I would had left after i gave the present*
An $85 sweater for a person you're not even really close with seems excessive.
Could all of these problems have been avoided and the red dot actually accepted by the female characters if George would have just told them about the dot before gifting the sweater?
The problem is he bought it knowing it was damaged AND knowing it was non-returnable. No one wants a white sweater with a red dot, period. Regardless if you tell them up front.
@@bossfan49 i would absolutely take a nice cashmere sweater if it just had a minor dot on it, i'd just want them to be honest about the fact that its there
@@Wolf99555 So if I said- Yes, I knew the dot was there when I bought it, you wouldn't ask me "Why would you give me a sweater knowing it had a dot on it?" ? And I'm not sure now minor it was since Kramer noticed it from 10 feet away with barely a glance.
I wouldn't use Kramer as a baseline for comparing other people
@@bossfan49Most of us wouldn't be so ungrateful
Did anyone notice the ribbon
Red dot and alcohol?
Did i just watch an advertisement and never notice?
I saw it.
I never understood why he didn't just go to a taylor to cover the stain with an emblem of something. Problem solved
And, of course, Kramer notices the red dot immediately lol. Who else?