You stare at your ceiling as the smoke wafts into your room, it doesn't make sense. The building is supposed to be smoke-free, so why is the rancid smell of tobacco so bad? You close your eyes briefly to try and sleep before the sound of screeching begins. It sounds like the national anthem, but just barely. You hear an argument begin and it crosses your mind it might be a domestic dispute, but you've don't hear the voice of anyone else, maybe one of them is mute? The screaming continues to get louder as suddenly you hear a loud CRASH and more yelling. Now there is a crack in the drywall above you and pieces begin to fall on your face and bed. Jesus what the hell, why are there so many bugs!? The screaming continues. Social media doesn't care about a broken cigarette? What are they talking about? Should you call the police? Whoever is up there is might be in danger. Banging begins and more arguing. It almost sounds like construction, but it's the middle of the night. Could hat and bottle be an ethnic slur, maybe they are a foreign couple? The yelling doesn't stop and you hear the man yell about "smoking till they're dead". This could be more serious than a domestic dispute. Maybe gang violence or drug dealing but, you already knew this apartment complex wasn't the nicest when you moved in. As you sigh exhausted and slowly begin to crash into slumber you hear the hacking and coughing starting again. You close your eyes, knowing that tomorrow it won't matter if you are asleep, the nightmare will begin all over again.
I can’t imagine his neighbours and landlord are too fond of him. I still think he’s painting the wands inside that’s why he’s like selling 1-2 a month hoping the smell won’t be noticed if he doesn’t do it often.
Wondering how much this clean up will cost Clint, and how much Clint is paying the landlord for this drunk boglim to live there for as long as possible before eviction.
you are so right!....now its freezing every night in casper wy..... many times he has said he just brings them in to dry but jorf is a serial lier and my paint booth installing friend says that half the really poisonous stuff come out during the final curing of the wet paint.also he told me ten yrs of spray painting even 1 can a week in an unvented space has exposed jort to lifetimes of cancer/brain/nerve damaging exposure.spray paint is ten times as bad as normal modern booth paint which uses alcohols instead of cheap highly toxic solvents.
There's no way he's going outside to paint them. He's telling himself now that he will be real careful and not make a mess. But they'll come a day where he fucks it up and gets paint everywhere
At first I thought this was an unfortunate livestream from one of Cobes’ neighbors, buuuUUUT then I realized it was a cleverly edited video chock full of boglim aesthetic. TMDWU.
@Shmonsmoe One time, he was clearly brassing his tuba and like screaming Rick Flair type "WOOHHH"s and "HELLO CLEVLAND!"... Then some nights it was random sounds of just gutteral moaning. He got arrested, his buddy moved in and him and some rando would bang and it was loud. I am glad I am out of there. Sheriff's department broke through my apt looking for his. Child payments stuff.
@@IronHorse1854 Either it was deleted, or someone is telling porkies. There was a fake thread a while back from someone claiming to be a social worker for Cobes, so be mindful of the stirrers.
Clearly its merely the Demi~Gods saving Cobes from not being strung up, beaten and dumped outside 'Cool Tastes Trailer' at 3am in the Morning. With a dam Bell Tower thrown on his Empty Corpse. Yet how he survived this long is a miracle. Most wouldn't put up with it. A Gothic too far, surly. TMDWU
It really is because of the Sperg Card. *WE* all know what he's like 24/7 but most other people just see some autistic guy being offensive, so they let it slide. It takes repeat offenses before people look past him being an annoying, miserable regard and take some kind of action against him, and even so they go light on him because he's clearly got issues. When someone finally does ban him or tell him to fuck off, it's usually because a lot of annoying shit has piled up and they've had it with him. Still, I'm surprised that no one has ever just flat out hauled off on him without hesitation after he's, say, walked past a couple on the sidewalk and made some rude comment loudly under his breath as he passed by. Because there have certainly been ample times where that scenario could have played out.
Imagine you're at the lowest point in your life. Your wife took the house and you've been forced to move into a section 8 shithole apartment complex. Youre already stressed out, and all you want is a good night's sleep, but on your first night this is what you hear.
The neighbors are fans of his videos, I’m sure they love the guy who smell’s delightful, who’s smile brightens up a room and who doesn’t love hearing someone scream and fight with bottles and cigarettes, whats not to love utoobz
Has anyone counted how many times he dropped the F-bomb in this stream? ...still think "I'll smoke you... till you're dead!" should be on a tee in his merch shop. So many great one liners, so few trees...
Fascinating really makes you wonder whats really going on in that mind of his and what he is suppressing who knows though the mind is a strange thing where even the wildest thoughts are the next mind's reality
I 🖤 U habibi. Your videos make me look at my pants and when I see that I’m popping a raging tent I look at it, smile and say “that’s most definitely what’s up” then give it a slap. I know that it’s the absolutely amazing quality on all fronts but I have to wonder if maybe it’s jersh’s Goth badboy appeal.
@@susieqz813 naw just a car door. Of course I had to do it like I was Daffy Duck “I slammed my peentih in a car door……owwww” I’ve also hired people for some good ol CBT. I’m okay with it now it’s not like I’m uncomfortable with my sexuality, I’m straight but for some reason mr.roboto takes me to that place, and I’m okay with it because if feels very expensive, Douglass.
@No Touchy It most definitely could be. I wonder if cobes is getting girls preggers on accident. Oh no maybe he’s gotten a massive amount of walnuts raging and then pregnant 🤰 I shudder to think of the dis jointed army of the GARDED.
I got downstairs neighbours, a whole family of pure inebriated mutated boglums. Almost fell asleep to this, in a good way tho. Blue yeti pro mic almost jumps to a triple dot when some weekly hiatus breaks loose, especially when our local shop restocks on cheap booze. If only my computer fans were quiet enough so you could hear the resonating cries, spine shivering screams... imagine mental asylum sounds, just tone it down just a 🤏 liiittle bit. TWU.
He has to have at least a handful of complaints on him from others in the building. I don't want to see him get evicted again but it might actually be good for him. Make him realize that he has 2 evictions on him in such a short amount of time. Or HomeboyClintJFS would just bail him out again and nothing will change.
You stare at your ceiling as the smoke wafts into your room, it doesn't make sense. The building is supposed to be smoke-free, so why is the rancid smell of tobacco so bad? You close your eyes briefly to try and sleep before the sound of screeching begins. It sounds like the national anthem, but just barely. You hear an argument begin and it crosses your mind it might be a domestic dispute, but you've don't hear the voice of anyone else, maybe one of them is mute? The screaming continues to get louder as suddenly you hear a loud CRASH and more yelling. Now there is a crack in the drywall above you and pieces begin to fall on your face and bed. Jesus what the hell, why are there so many bugs!? The screaming continues. Social media doesn't care about a broken cigarette? What are they talking about? Should you call the police? Whoever is up there is might be in danger. Banging begins and more arguing. It almost sounds like construction, but it's the middle of the night. Could hat and bottle be an ethnic slur, maybe they are a foreign couple? The yelling doesn't stop and you hear the man yell about "smoking till they're dead". This could be more serious than a domestic dispute. Maybe gang violence or drug dealing but, you already knew this apartment complex wasn't the nicest when you moved in. As you sigh exhausted and slowly begin to crash into slumber you hear the hacking and coughing starting again. You close your eyes, knowing that tomorrow it won't matter if you are asleep, the nightmare will begin all over again.
That was beautiful man....
Fin.
Boglore
Wow! Thank you for that beautiful piece of poetry man
Also, I promise to start using hat and bottle as ethnic slurs
TMDWU
wide eyed staring at the ceiling, you work in 3 hours, TWU
Remember, Clint only pays Cobe's rent because he doesn't wanna live with his son himself. That's the reality of it.
Honestly I would do the same . Worth every penny
Imagine laying in bed, listening to this shit for hours knowing you have to get up and work at 6am. No wonder someone called the cops.
"What's up cool cobras" goes into a hour long one note rift at 3am
That dude smells good
Comfy, it's like I'm actually living in the Boglim Palace
I can’t imagine his neighbours and landlord are too fond of him. I still think he’s painting the wands inside that’s why he’s like selling 1-2 a month hoping the smell won’t be noticed if he doesn’t do it often.
He probably just leans out of the window. No way he goes out to smoke everytime either.
Wondering how much this clean up will cost Clint, and how much Clint is paying the landlord for this drunk boglim to live there for as long as possible before eviction.
you are so right!....now its freezing every night in casper wy..... many times he has said he just brings them in to dry but jorf is a serial lier and my paint booth installing friend says that half the really poisonous stuff come out during the final curing of the wet paint.also he told me ten yrs of spray painting even 1 can a week in an unvented space has exposed jort to lifetimes of cancer/brain/nerve damaging exposure.spray paint is ten times as bad as normal modern booth paint which uses alcohols instead of cheap highly toxic solvents.
@No Touchy boglim sanctuary? TWU
There's no way he's going outside to paint them. He's telling himself now that he will be real careful and not make a mess. But they'll come a day where he fucks it up and gets paint everywhere
His neighbors are going to snap one of these days and used their own black magic to put an end to his reign of terror.
He is TERRIFIED of having a neighbor accost him, then he BEGS for it with this idiocy. Our boy is an enigma wrapped in an extra chromosome
Meth rage
Love the smoke coming from the vent
cant tell if hes dying, rubbing one out, or choking to death.... not an alcoholic
Firstly what a description, and secondly highly accurate at the same time. Yet l still refuse to witness the imagery my head.. No.. means No.
Is that bella smellas dog
Frankerz
Just droppin some dukes
It's so fucking funny watching this and knowing the context, then just imagining his poor actual neighbors listening to this toddler losing his mind.
At first I thought this was an unfortunate livestream from one of Cobes’ neighbors, buuuUUUT then I realized it was a cleverly edited video chock full of boglim aesthetic. TMDWU.
You can legit use this as a sample in a survival horror game.
I am not kidding. I had a maintenence guy who lived above me and sounded exactly like this. So many stories.
@Shmonsmoe One time, he was clearly brassing his tuba and like screaming Rick Flair type "WOOHHH"s and "HELLO CLEVLAND!"... Then some nights it was random sounds of just gutteral moaning. He got arrested, his buddy moved in and him and some rando would bang and it was loud. I am glad I am out of there. Sheriff's department broke through my apt looking for his. Child payments stuff.
Hope an 8 hour version happens one day.
It will
Those poor neighbours deserve some sort of rent rebate or reduction for having to put up with Jord on the daily
SeizureRobot5000 you need to start a 12 step "leaving cobra jfs" group......you and all of us need a program.
Only the dark lord Satan can save us now boy
The Budweiser choking fit always gets me lmao
Its truly time for him to go into a group home.
Casting a spell to make his walls thicker to protect the neighbors
rig this to autoplay between 2 and 4 AM for the authentic boglim mansion experience
The pause for comedic effect before the "...til you're DEAD" did not go unnoticed! Great work as usual, Seizure.
Jesus I can't breath. This is so fucking funny! Legendary!
GOD DAMN ITTT
Hahaha same!
I was super hung over this morning and for whatever reason I decided to put this on and lie in bed suffering. It made the pain cozier.
After reading the reddit thread from his actual neighbor this seems very realistic.
Need a link
Still waiting patiently for the link
@@IronHorse1854 just search for it yourself
@@vimerveilles I did, couldn't find it. You sure it still exists?
@@IronHorse1854 Either it was deleted, or someone is telling porkies. There was a fake thread a while back from someone claiming to be a social worker for Cobes, so be mindful of the stirrers.
I'm going to sleep good tonight. Thank you
Felt like I was living right next door! Got nervous that door dash will knock on my door. 10/10
Omg he smoked it..... TO DEATH!!!!
seriously tho no wonder the cops and emt were called it sounds like a domestic abuse situation.
"I'll try to smoke youuuu!!!! Til I'm dead!!!"
lol This is amazing, btw 😂🤣 his poor neighbors
Cobra ASMR? I will use this to fall asleep to tonight, thank you SR 🤖
Clearly its merely the Demi~Gods saving Cobes from not being strung up, beaten and dumped outside 'Cool Tastes Trailer' at 3am in the Morning. With a dam Bell Tower thrown on his Empty Corpse. Yet how he survived this long is a miracle. Most wouldn't put up with it. A Gothic too far, surly. TMDWU
It really is because of the Sperg Card. *WE* all know what he's like 24/7 but most other people just see some autistic guy being offensive, so they let it slide. It takes repeat offenses before people look past him being an annoying, miserable regard and take some kind of action against him, and even so they go light on him because he's clearly got issues. When someone finally does ban him or tell him to fuck off, it's usually because a lot of annoying shit has piled up and they've had it with him. Still, I'm surprised that no one has ever just flat out hauled off on him without hesitation after he's, say, walked past a couple on the sidewalk and made some rude comment loudly under his breath as he passed by. Because there have certainly been ample times where that scenario could have played out.
This is hilarious. I feel for his neighbors.
He looks out and protects his neighbors.
Oh feck this is golden!!! Fuggin genius brotherman 👊🏻
Imagine you're at the lowest point in your life. Your wife took the house and you've been forced to move into a section 8 shithole apartment complex. Youre already stressed out, and all you want is a good night's sleep, but on your first night this is what you hear.
The neighbors are fans of his videos, I’m sure they love the guy who smell’s delightful, who’s smile brightens up a room and who doesn’t love hearing someone scream and fight with bottles and cigarettes, whats not to love utoobz
Has anyone counted how many times he dropped the F-bomb in this stream? ...still think "I'll smoke you... till you're dead!" should be on a tee in his merch shop.
So many great one liners, so few trees...
yeah buddy!
Wow I actually feel like i’m one of cobras neighbours the he protects. Praise Seizure’s magic
Constantly screaming and cursing at inanimate objects.. TWU
Fascinating really makes you wonder whats really going on in that mind of his and what he is suppressing who knows though the mind is a strange thing where even the wildest thoughts are the next mind's reality
He's a little toddler in a "man's " body. That's why he has these temper tantrums and poots all the time.
I 🖤 U habibi. Your videos make me look at my pants and when I see that I’m popping a raging tent I look at it, smile and say “that’s most definitely what’s up” then give it a slap. I know that it’s the absolutely amazing quality on all fronts but I have to wonder if maybe it’s jersh’s
Goth badboy appeal.
Have you tried slamming your rager in the bathroom door?
@@susieqz813 naw just a car door. Of course I had to do it like I was Daffy Duck “I slammed my peentih in a car door……owwww” I’ve also hired people for some good ol CBT. I’m okay with it now it’s not like I’m uncomfortable with my sexuality, I’m straight but for some reason mr.roboto takes me to that place, and I’m okay with it because if feels very expensive, Douglass.
@No Touchy It most definitely could be. I wonder if cobes is getting girls preggers on accident. Oh no maybe he’s gotten a massive amount of walnuts raging and then pregnant 🤰 I shudder to think of the dis jointed army of the GARDED.
Man…. It’s like I made somehow even worse life choices and ended up in low income housing in Casper Wyoming. Like I’m really there.
this reminds me far too much of my actual neighbor
The Death Rattle at the End.
I got downstairs neighbours, a whole family of pure inebriated mutated boglums.
Almost fell asleep to this, in a good way tho.
Blue yeti pro mic almost jumps to a triple dot when some weekly hiatus breaks loose, especially when our local shop restocks on cheap booze. If only my computer fans were quiet enough so you could hear the resonating cries, spine shivering screams... imagine mental asylum sounds, just tone it down just a 🤏 liiittle bit. TWU.
He has to have at least a handful of complaints on him from others in the building. I don't want to see him get evicted again but it might actually be good for him. Make him realize that he has 2 evictions on him in such a short amount of time. Or HomeboyClintJFS would just bail him out again and nothing will change.
Genius!
I'd imagine it much much much worse than this, that's affordable housing walls in there... poorly insulated paper thin sheetrock 😆😆
This is the best godamn thing ever lol!!!!
This is art
It's been two years since the "I'll smoke you until you're.." incident? Wow.
This is awesome lol
I feel like I just heard the final moments of Cobes various sex dolls.
Lmaooo
From this perspective I have to wonder how long it'll take before the next eviction saga.
That dude smells good.
This is MDWU 😂
TMDWU
No rest for the boglims TWU
after Lynch
I love this, so surreal lol
I love these
That's a very nice lamp you got there Seizure. 👍
4:18 TWU Boogaloo boglim
Day 283: He's STILL streaming..
I thought this was gonna be a recording of his noisy neighbors… how naive of me.
MMMMAAHHHH….
I'm gonna use your cobra asmrs for a haunted house
I need the source of the scream at 3:25
👀👀
Any info on the upcoming live?
I'll be putting together a trailer for some up and coming livestreams: Boglimaire II, and some kinda Halloween dance + call-in hybrid
TWU
Hahaha
I would react in kind, he might be disgusting a loud but I own a stage amp and I can actually play guitar.
I would end up creeping in and smothering Him with His own bed bug, sweat ridden pillow if I were His neighbour...😒💯
Twu
Rip neighbors
👁👄👁
TWU