KingCobraJFS ASMR - The New Neighbor

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  • čas přidán 10. 09. 2024

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  • @xdaveyx6465
    @xdaveyx6465 Před 3 lety +64

    The “Smoking Friendly” policy sure changed quick after he moved in.

  • @cowboy_henk
    @cowboy_henk Před 3 lety +76

    this has me whisper-screaming into my copper mug

  • @BunnaySango
    @BunnaySango Před 3 lety +60

    His neighbors he shares walls with are likely fed up with him already.
    Ilike the goo coming out of the vents that was a nice touch.

    • @xdaveyx6465
      @xdaveyx6465 Před 3 lety +1

      What were the neighbors bitching at him at the 10 min point? I couldn’t understand.

    • @john82425
      @john82425 Před 3 lety +7

      @@xdaveyx6465 trolls sending packages to the wrong place cause they don't know his apartment number.

  • @LesCritiquesduMaSQuE
    @LesCritiquesduMaSQuE Před 3 lety +46

    Can't wait to listen to this on a loop during workouts.

  • @DioBrandoWRYYYYYY
    @DioBrandoWRYYYYYY Před 3 lety +38

    every time he does the chicken howl I can't help laughing

  • @amethystrain2513
    @amethystrain2513 Před 3 lety +34

    Wicked metal guitar solos make for great neighborly icebreakers. TMDWU.

  • @littlenepotiz1173
    @littlenepotiz1173 Před 3 lety +40

    9:00 - 9:28 is legitimately disturbing sounding. If I was his neighbor I could definately deal with the annoying vocal covers and the smell, but if I heard that 28 seconds worth of horror through the wall, I would be creeped out living there whether I knew it was Josh or not.

    • @beholder5045
      @beholder5045 Před 3 lety +3

      time to slay

    • @lorenpingle5350
      @lorenpingle5350 Před 8 měsíci

      Every time I hear him sing I think of a dying animal. Or a weird cult trying to summon a demon.

  • @rippsteakface
    @rippsteakface Před 3 lety +52

    TWU 💀

  • @aldantler
    @aldantler Před 3 lety +34

    The whole floor probably smells like nugget poots and tactical soap by now, TWU

  • @bonafiditybonafidity9585
    @bonafiditybonafidity9585 Před 3 lety +26

    better turn that joy davidson down boi!!

  • @Zellosia
    @Zellosia Před 3 lety +39

    It's body shaaaaaming ! Damn you Seizure, I finally got it out of my head after so long

  • @WestonEvans
    @WestonEvans Před 3 lety +12

    “Well it’s starting to be a real big mishap”
    “Well alots up Josh”
    Excuses coming in nicely toobs

    • @SeizureRobot5000
      @SeizureRobot5000  Před 3 lety +6

      They're both such uniquely worded phrases, both containing a lot of under the surface aggression. I'm genuinely glad things calmed down with the misdirected doordash deliveries, it wasn't Josh's fault and was escalating to a nasty conflict with the angry tenant.

  • @megthe_misunderstood_rebel9779

    It always makes me laugh when he screams” GODDDDD DAAAAAMNIT!” and this is a perfect perspective from the neighbors point of view

  • @TheCaptain904
    @TheCaptain904 Před 3 lety +11

    I’m guessing he invited the goblin that was on the Goblin Mac N Cheese box over for a Love & Vanity duet…

  • @mannyichi
    @mannyichi Před 3 lety +35

    $16,000 in damages coming in nicely toobz

  • @runnre
    @runnre Před 3 lety +9

    This is outstanding, I wish I'd found your content sooner.

    • @SeizureRobot5000
      @SeizureRobot5000  Před 3 lety +3

      Thank you friend! If you like 'em, the newest podcast is nearly done.

  • @joeschmoe5296
    @joeschmoe5296 Před 3 lety +15

    Feel like I’m listening to a Korn outro track, TMDWU

  • @clintwestwoodredeployed7767

    "GOD DAMN IT, that new neighbour in apartment 666 is SO annoying! He kept me up all night with his gender relayshon rants and perfectly-matched vocal covers. Smells really good though."

  • @Gihaal
    @Gihaal Před 3 lety +46

    Second eviction coming in nicely toobz TWU

    • @NewMexico1912
      @NewMexico1912 Před 3 lety +3

      It wasn’t an eviction! It was… It was a termination of the lease toobez. And the landlord felt really bad about it, even though the owner mind you came on the news… he came on the news and said he wouldn’t be evicting anyone during the pandemic. But it’s whatever man

    • @privateuser7
      @privateuser7 Před 3 lety

      That WAS his second eviction. He's working on his third.

  • @itsvinniebitch420
    @itsvinniebitch420 Před 3 lety +6

    Both these and the "Clint's Message" videos give me mad "Backrooms" vibes.

    • @smtxs9274
      @smtxs9274 Před 3 lety +3

      You can always hear cobes in the very next room in the back-rooms. You just can never find him

  • @garythedemon6458
    @garythedemon6458 Před 3 lety +8

    A big line of roaches going all the way down the duct eagerly waiting to move into josh's apartment.

  • @cornhorn280
    @cornhorn280 Před 3 lety +7

    I hate my neighbors next to me and the idea of Jord living next to me is funny I honestly don't know if I would be able to deal with it

    • @dustfart466
      @dustfart466 Před 3 lety +3

      I would have a mental breakdown

    • @mist3rmaniac
      @mist3rmaniac Před rokem

      In BC we have the Tenancy Act. It protects both tenants and landlords. As a tenant, you would have the right to file complaints that must then be dated and signed, keep your own copy. After you have enough complaints or if the landlord is refusing to properly file the complaints, you can contact the tenancy board. If you have enough serious complaints that violate your rights as a tenant, you can apply to the board to force the eviction of the offending tenant.

  • @naughtiusmaximus1811
    @naughtiusmaximus1811 Před 3 lety +7

    Lol I'm gonna hide my phone and play this to freak the GF out.

  • @skantewarrior7581
    @skantewarrior7581 Před 3 lety +16

    another masterpiece, how do you do it??

  • @kingcobraanimated134
    @kingcobraanimated134 Před 3 lety +3

    "OO baby baby i think im in looooooveeee"
    I live for these

  • @lawnfurniture
    @lawnfurniture Před 3 lety +8

    The 5 dislikes are cobras new neighbors.

    • @Romegyptian
      @Romegyptian Před rokem

      Dislikes? What are those

    • @mist3rmaniac
      @mist3rmaniac Před rokem

      @@Romegyptian They were that thing that made the like button count relevant.

  • @preludepatrick
    @preludepatrick Před rokem +1

    His neighbors are lucky because they get to hear a sneak preview of the new album Satan's Bell

  • @yodlafpeterson2526
    @yodlafpeterson2526 Před 3 lety +7

    Goddammit siezure!! well done

  • @tradpisssmeller4202
    @tradpisssmeller4202 Před 3 lety +17

    Praise seizurerobots magic!!!

  • @carolinehuggins6825
    @carolinehuggins6825 Před 3 lety +12

    Such a beautiful lullaby.
    --TWU

  • @Mediocre_warlock90
    @Mediocre_warlock90 Před 3 lety +4

    Those poor poor folks.
    Awesome edit seizure.
    PRAISE SEIZURES MAGIC

  • @brainc0la-_-
    @brainc0la-_- Před 3 lety +15

    Do you think there is something special about Casper that makes people like Josh? Like some sort of hellmouth that makes the Cobraverse exist?

    • @amethystrain2513
      @amethystrain2513 Před 3 lety +6

      I'm seriously starting to think the government did some kind of chemical reaction testing in Casper, say about 30-35 yrs ago. We're seeing the results right in front of our eyes.

    • @donaldronson1387
      @donaldronson1387 Před 3 lety +1

      I blame the radon gas.

    • @memetheif2030
      @memetheif2030 Před 3 lety +1

      There was a post on the subreddit about the water in Casper. Apparently there's Uranium in it, but not that much.

    • @BunnaySango
      @BunnaySango Před 3 lety +6

      The various cobra orbiters are even more messed up than Josh.

    • @amethystrain2513
      @amethystrain2513 Před 3 lety +1

      @@BunnaySango aren't you in the shanny for Christ shitpost?

  • @Alfred_English
    @Alfred_English Před 3 lety +5

    incredible in concept and execution. this is a true expansion of the cobraverse

  • @bambismith858
    @bambismith858 Před 2 lety +1

    this woke up my dog from a dead sleep i felt so bad it scared him :(

  • @beholder5045
    @beholder5045 Před 3 lety +1

    honestly surprised he hasn't gotten into an physical altercation, i guess the magic is real.

  • @southerndandy4910
    @southerndandy4910 Před 3 lety +3

    Awesome job pal! Better not be Body Shaaaaaaaaaammmmming boy!

  • @lorenpingle5350
    @lorenpingle5350 Před 8 měsíci

    I really am looking forward to the neighbor revealing more info about the boglim’s activities. TMDWU

  • @acevendettaflightclips2189

    Laughing at this like a madman on the bus. TMDWU.

  • @jeffrod101
    @jeffrod101 Před rokem

    Damn chair bug migration lmao

  • @kingcobraburner4700
    @kingcobraburner4700 Před 3 lety +1

    Annoying boglim neighbor sounds coming through nicely

  • @chilledmoe6542
    @chilledmoe6542 Před 3 lety +1

    Tbqh He’s doing the best ASMR he can every day, toobz.

  • @DSPHistoricalSociety
    @DSPHistoricalSociety Před 2 lety

    Thank gawd I wuz worried it wuz gonna be a foreigner

  • @peridoteyes3728
    @peridoteyes3728 Před 3 lety

    I bet the neighbours just got an idea about deep frying avocados

  • @kainfletcher4716
    @kainfletcher4716 Před 10 měsíci

    Is it weird i go to sleep listening to this 😅

  • @looneytoobz2332
    @looneytoobz2332 Před 3 lety +3

    yeah buddy!

  • @TheJinxxx
    @TheJinxxx Před 3 lety +2

    So mote it be in the witches circle toobz TWU

  • @dg_goldenboy
    @dg_goldenboy Před 3 lety +1

    his neighbors feel bad for him troll

  • @talkaboutwacky
    @talkaboutwacky Před 2 lety +1

    Seizure your content is absolutely Lulzy. I love your cobra podcast too!

  • @0ne323
    @0ne323 Před 3 lety

    Can we get some hour long cuts that are a more focused on sounds like his spray panting and sanding wands, maybe throwing an enchantment in there for good luck and some spice trip gibberish

  • @Shawnsatisfiedwife
    @Shawnsatisfiedwife Před 2 lety

    Jesus is that josh making all that noise omg. It should not be that easy to hear through those walls

    • @chrissmith2416
      @chrissmith2416 Před 2 lety

      Wait that's from his neighbors point of view?

  • @toddsmithselbow1732
    @toddsmithselbow1732 Před 3 lety

    I really wonder what it would be like to live in an apartment in Casper Wyoming sometimes.

  • @michaelsimko3689
    @michaelsimko3689 Před 3 lety +1

    Harrowing

  • @toobizzy2jb737
    @toobizzy2jb737 Před 3 lety +1

    Are we getting a early listen to the new album? TWU

  • @athulfgeirsson
    @athulfgeirsson Před 3 lety +2

    nobody says SHIIIIIIIIIIIT

  • @JonnyGreen7
    @JonnyGreen7 Před 3 lety +4

    twu

  • @peridoteyes3728
    @peridoteyes3728 Před 3 lety

    The acoustics are stealer .. Maybe rent out the building to G& R.

  • @JohnAdams-rm7zm
    @JohnAdams-rm7zm Před rokem +1

    Eraserhead

  • @ChadKingSigma
    @ChadKingSigma Před 3 lety

    absolute kino

  • @jambajuice7822
    @jambajuice7822 Před 3 lety +3

    TMDWU

  • @Tuyo420
    @Tuyo420 Před 3 lety +3

    Oh yeah

  • @lefse2278
    @lefse2278 Před 3 lety +1

    I gotta stop watching your content at the gym 😂😂😂

  • @Aenima308
    @Aenima308 Před 3 lety +5

    TWU

  • @VulgarProphet899
    @VulgarProphet899 Před 3 lety

    🤟🔥💀🔥🤟

  • @boglimwrangler18
    @boglimwrangler18 Před 3 lety +1

    Twu

  • @TheRevealingUnknown
    @TheRevealingUnknown Před 2 lety

    Lmfgdao!

  • @Detlionsfan16
    @Detlionsfan16 Před 2 lety

    Wtf is that

  • @Thatrandomguy384
    @Thatrandomguy384 Před 3 lety +3

    TMDWU

  • @bonka_mann
    @bonka_mann Před 3 lety +3

    twu