[F4A] Humans Can't Be That Great [Alien Abduction] [Alien Scientist x Listener] [Strangers to ???]
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- čas přidán 18. 04. 2023
- [ASMR Roleplay Audio] [Calm] [Soothing] [Romance] [Attraction] script by u/Waterway_Wordsmith
Part 2: • [F4A] Humans Can't Be ...
You slowly open your heavy eyelids. You're in unfamiliar surroundings, strapped to a metal table. You feel like that should be uncomfortable, but the metal doesn't feel hard and cold like you'd expect. You see somebody focused on a strange, floating screen. Something seems... off about them. Something not entirely human.
👽 A huge thank you to Waterway the Wordsmith for the script!
Nightshade's notes: Something different than anything else I've done so far, but it was a ton of fun to record! I hope you enjoy it!
Character art and thumbnail design by me using Novel AI and Clip Studio Paint.
Background by Art_Dreams on pixabay: pixabay.com/illustrations/fut...
additional tags: f4a, f4m, f4f, girlfriend audio, sleep aid, soft-spoken - Zábava
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![Abducted and Examined By An Alien [Audio RP] [F4A] [Alien Abduction] [Scientific Study] [ASMR]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/FNSZN5Pf3M4/mqdefault.jpg)
![[F4A] Orc Woman Has Come to Court You [Strangers to Lovers] [Human Mage Listener] [Teasing] [Spicy]](/img/n.gif)
Alien : you smell pleasant
Me : thank you old spices
😂😂😂
On that old spice body wash, deodorant, shampoo and moisturizer tbh
I would like to thank dr.squatch for my smells
Honey, we can't help that humanity is just that awesome.
We don't make the rules 😁
As a representative of humanity miss alien I would like to propose that the specimen here is to be launched out the airlock.
Here here! 😁
Username checks out
@@norad_clips Yeah I might have bailed once The Illusive Man started shoving Reaper tech in people's heads. Still, Human Pride, Til I Die, Baby!
She already proved she's the queen of fantasy audios. Now she's claiming the sci-fi throne as well n_n
Hahaha, now I feel like a conqueror! 😁
@@nightshadequeenasmr Next stop, historical fantasy!
That sounds like a challenge! I like challenges! I can look into that!
“Lady. Lady, please put on a breathing mask. I think breathing in whatever pheromones I’m putting off might be making you less than clear headed. Gloves might also be good. In fact, why am I not in some manner of quarantine chamber? Are you not worried about biohazards at all?”
"They're speaking so intelligently.....it is amazing."
Yeah, that´s an oversight on her part. More inteligent than humans,? Hah, yeah...
Oh boy, I wouldn’t be surprised to see her jealousy fade and her obsession grow.
The script for this one is interesting, especially how jealousy was a key motivation in said plot.
I liked that too! How it's not just that the alien is looking for a hot partner, but that she actually has a deeper story that led her to this place. Thank you!
It's so hard being so unbelievably attractive. Woe is us.
Don't hate us because we're beautiful... 😁
@@nightshadequeenasmr I'll hate us because we stupid
After hearing her story i just wanted to give her a hug
That's so sweet... I'm sure she could use it. And I bet she'd find the experience... *ahem* not at all... unpleasant.
"To all the senses really. I haven't tested taste of course and I don't plan to."
Me, being my dumb flirty self: I mean you can taste me if you want-
"You want me to eat you human?"
Me, trying to figure out my next words carefully: Uhm well see there can be different meanings and uhm... just forget I said anything-
"???"
Oh my... how very scandalous... 💕💕
God, I hope Waterway makes a sequel to this script. Now that ‘taste test’ has been alluded to, I HAVE to see more.
Her: 9:32
Me: No, please! Feel free to taste me. I’ll even show you how to do it.
Gotta persuade her that it is indeed "strictly necessary"! She wants to be thorough, after all! 😁😁😁
@@nightshadequeenasmr😏
@@madwolfgarton9997🧐
Don't worry lady, my grandma said I'm irresistible.
Grandma knows what she's talking about 😊
Ironic that zarins can't see the color blue even though that's the color of her suit, hair, and eyes. I love ths character already. This script was really good, and you voice only elevated it. I hope there's a sequel someday. Great work. ❤
I have no idea what you're talking about. Clearly those are all just different shades of purple, right? 😂
Thank you very much!
@@nightshadequeenasmr Yeah, sure. Hmmm🤔
-tucks alien antennae back under hair-
@@nightshadequeenasmr I couldn't even tell they had antennae. They're cropped out in the thumbnail, What the...!
I mean, they probably don't, I just made something up for the sake of a very bad joke 😅 or maybe they do and it will come out in a sequel? Who knows!
I've heard this script before but that just enhances this, it makes me notice all the differences in delivery and tone. Love your work!
Thank you for saying so! It can be intimidating to post an audio from a script that is already popular, but I think that there are things I can contribute that nobody else can (as is true for everyone!), and I'd hate to waste the potential of possibly making something really great. So it's very encouraging to hear that you find a positive in hearing the distinctive interpretations out there. Thank you for the encouragement!
"It would mean... It might mean... she was right to leave."
I cannot tell you how loud I screamed when I heard that I always love representation for queer relationships and get stupidly excited whenever there's even a slight hint.
Honestly? Same. I'm bi/pan, and coming across casual representation always makes me really happy. (That's also why I try really hard to avoid pronouns other than "you" for the listener whenever possible. I like to be included when I listen to other people's audios, and so I'd like for everyone to feel included when they listen to mine.)
Thank you for listening and leaving me such lovely comments. I'm very glad you enjoyed it. 💕
@@nightshadequeenasmr yeah I prefer audios that can be for anyone to try to avoid any sort of discomfort that audios for a more feminine audience may cause since I have gotten my dysphoria trigger by that sort of content and I feel like most audios that are aimed at a more specific audience is done kinda unnecessarily? Most audios are usually just the listener and speaker and when you're talking to someone you don't actually use their pronouns most of the time talking to them and even if pronouns are used because the speaker is talking to someone else I feel like they/them would be the best option to go for since it's the least distressing option for a large audience I guess is the word I'd use? Whenever I listen to any M4A or F4A audio and I hear they or them my mind usually doesn't care or kinda autofills for he or him at times (I use he/they pronouns so might be a personal experience).
Eh I guess I'm trying to say is that sometimes asmr is written for a specific audience when it doesn't need to be.
And I love leaving comments on your videos of just my thoughts and opinions as well as dumb little things my brain thinks up being a flirty dummy
I hear you! And, you know, another good thing about leaving gender open is that nobody has to be pigeonholed into certain roles in the story. Society often conditions us to expect women to be protected and men to be protectors, for example, but I think people of all genders sometimes like to be in both roles, you know? So I try to have a variety of that can include everybody.
That being said, I do think that in the future, I might do audios with specific audiences in mind, not just F4M or F4F but also non-binary and trans listeners... we'll see! There are lots of possibilities!
@Nightshade Queen ASMR oh very excited for the nonbinary listener and trans masc listeners and actually a suggestion for a trans masc audio, period comfort I feel like there aren't enough f4tm period comforts put there I always find m4tm. You don't have to of course but just a thought~
That's a great suggestion! Thank you!!
Girly taking the right humans away (ones who don't have anyone that loves them, have been abandoned by others or in bad circumstances) you'd solve the over population problem we have and help out humans who need ans deserve better.
Amazing fill Night Shade I'm only two minutes in but already so in love with this
You know, that's a fair point!
Excellent audio again, well done Nightshade
Thank you so much, friend!
Her: "Let's run some tests on you."
Me: 🤭🤭 "Just don't run tests in the wrong areas."
Her: "What do you mean?"
Me: "You will find out." 😏😏
If there is even another lifeform out there that find humans attractive, it will be one hell of a life time to experience. Like the centaur story, I hope this continues.
😂😂 Thank you, friend!
@@nightshadequeenasmr hey, you are showing you are good at story telling. So, keep it rolling 👏🏾👏🏾😎😎
New audio is amazing as always nightshade, hope you have a wonderful day, always remember that you’re always loved, cared and appreciated. 😊❤️😊🫂
Honestly, I needed to hear that today. Thank you very much. ❤️
@@nightshadequeenasmr 🫂🫂🫂 you’re always forever loved, *hug* please remember this and be safe for us. 🙏🤍🙏🫂🫂🫂
Your support means the world. I'm going through some stressful stuff, but don't worry, I promise I'm taking care of myself. Thank you. ❤️
@@nightshadequeenasmrmy prayers are always with you, you’re not alone that’s going through this, we’re always here for you. All the way until the end. I’m very grateful and appreciate to have you in my life. 🙏🤍🙏🫂🫂🫂❤️
Great to hear you again Nightshade 😊
Thank you, my friend! ❤️
Fantastic audio Nightshade!! I would love to see more sci-fi audio!! Hope you're doing and have a pleasant night my friend:D
Thanks! I do have a psychic space cowboy out, and I'm totally down for more sci fi in the future! Hope you also have a great night, friend. ❤️
@@nightshadequeenasmr I have listened to the space cowboy audio and loved it!! Keep up great work 💜
New Nightshade let's goooo!! Love the sci-fi setting 💜
Thank you very much!
@@nightshadequeenasmr you're more than welcome my friend :)
This was a lot of fun. I hope you will do a sequel.
Thanks for the feedback!! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
What a thorough own-goal
Alien: for some reason every member of our species keeps falling in love you humans
Also alien: proceeds to take ZERO safety procedures to prevent any contamination and seems to fall in love
Here and ready to watch it 💜
Thank you so much 💜🫂
Hooray! I'm glad you're here!
It’s about aliens, but the moment she said her ex-girlfriend was looking for something ‘magical’, I thought of Jareth from Labyrinth. He was called The Goblin King, but I thought of him as a Fae. A Dark Sidhe. One of the more warlike and mischievous of the Tuatha Dé Danann... Anyway, looking forward to part 2 of this story... And muscle mommy demon... 😁
Omg, I love that movie! What a classic. And that's such a great headcanon for Jareth; I hope you don't mind if I adopt it as well. Thank you for listening - I'm glad you enjoyed it!
Good story! And whatever "buzz" or white noise in the background of this video is great, Well done 👍
Thank you! I'm glad it worked well!
I really like your voice, like the timber and depth
Thank you very much!!
all hail the queen i do hope she continues this one.... i really enjoyed
Thank you very much!!
@@nightshadequeenasmr welcome
hope this story continues : )
Thank you for the feedback!!
I´ve first heard of this script by a male asmr artist, but the female one seemed more scientific, while the male varient was softer spoken in the second half. Love the script tho, will now wath the second part here as well :D
mild tsundere alien friend? nice 😍💜
Glad you like it!
Got to admit, I do feel for her on why she is doing these tests....A broken heart tends to be rather difficult to heal, but hopefully she can learn in a safe way that while Humans are dangerous....we aren't without our good sides to make up for our bad. We are the best and worst of pretty much everything, I believe. Good and bad, light and dark, but which way we lean toward....that is all up to the individual as each one is different from another. Sometimes in big ways, other times in only slight/minor ways.
Such very deep thoughts... thank you for sharing!
"Seven negatives out weigh one positive" - idk
"I don't think humans are inherently violent..."
*Sweats in two World Wars*
Heh heh... heh 😅😅😅
That feeling when I don't even make decent eye candy...
It sounds like our alien friend is going to need to take extra time convincing you ❤️❤️❤️
@@nightshadequeenasmr I definitely need it 😢
"It's not... exactly the same, but... I kind of know how you feel. The woman I loved also left me for someone exotic. I'm sorry you had to go through that, too. You don't seem like the kind of person who deserves that."
Oooh, I would love to see the conversation that might follow from that statement! How very sweet.
@@nightshadequeenasmr Glad you liked the idea ^^
This is where the fun begins? 🙂
Heck yeah, you know it ❤️
What am I going to do with you - Obi Wan Kenobi
“I would have expected a primitive species to have rough and dry skin”
Me with eczema: sweating profusely
BY THE GOLDEN THRONE OF HOLY TERRA!!!!! Xenos what have you done to this guardsman?
*flips hair* 😌✨️
✨️💖
Yeshhh 💜💜
she has proven she is the goat in the asmr community WE BE UP
THANK YOU FRIEND! (The yt studio app didn't show me your comment at first, how weird! Glad to see you though!)
@@nightshadequeenasmr IM Glad That you saw my video too tell the truth about this video I hope you have a good day and great Asmr
Please work on a part two....very cool.
Thank you for the feedback! If a part two comes out, I will happily perform it!
Reminds me of the comic Xenobiology. The Puazi are addicted to the scent, touch and taste of humans.
WITH THIS TREASURE I SUMMON…
I love this idea. The idea that humans would look attractive to an alien race. Kinda like how we would view them (or at least the one in the picture) as attractive
Thank you! I agree, it was such a clever idea for a script, I was really drawn to it from the moment I first read it! I just had to perform it!
WHOOOO!
😊
it would be amazing if there was a part 2.
If the scriptwriter does a sequel, I would record it in a heartbeat!
@@nightshadequeenasmr It seemed really popular on Reddit, so they might in the distant or not distant future.
I've got my hopes up for it, too. Fingers and toes crossed ❤️
Her: oh I see you're finally awake,you have been obducted.
Me : Not again..
Currently I'm making a big three of the ASMR world and your one of my top picks a couple videos in the future and you'll get your answer
I do hope you make it as you deserve such a title queen nightshade.
Wow... I'm extremely honored even to be considered. Thank you very much.
Or mabye one of your rouge scientists came to earth a millenia ago and spliced their DNA with the native ape species.
Maybe! That could be it!
Awesome
Thanks!!
You're lucky to have found a speciman as irresistible as I
So very true! 🩵
You have a beautiful voice
Thank you! 🥰
Having two medical degrees. I would be very excited over this! Sharring info and discovering if Zarins are biologically comparable to humans! ❤
Oooh, sounds like kidnapping you is a very good move for her!
@@nightshadequeenasmr It's for science after all ⚗️🔬🩺😁
part 2 would be most appreciated if possible
If a part two is written, I will happily record it! I'd really like to see what happens next, too!
someone's been playing mass effect
I did play ME years ago! Not recently, but I can't say that performing this script didn't make me think of it! 😁
First Sci fi video. And it's good😊😊😊
Thank you! Technically, it's my second sci-fi video, since I also have a clairvoyant space cowboy, but that one is a bit of a mashup of sci-fi and western. This is the first one that's straight sci fi. I'm glad you enjoyed it!
@@nightshadequeenasmr oh yeah. Mind you that video was good too
Thank you!
More!!!!!
☺️ thank you for the feedback!
Now that this Romulan captain trusts me, I can have a brief fling with her while Kirk sneaks on board her ship and steals the cloaking device.😆
Cool audio My Queen! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍
Elder! purge the filth! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!
What are you going to do to me. Great audio. But still what are you going to do to me? Great video
My guess? Date you. Lots of dates. For very scientific and not at all personal reasons. 😂
@@nightshadequeenasmr I highly doubt that
id talk back so much lol
Also this is too good to be true since i think its more like Zac Effron or someone like that
Ah, the problem with roleplay audios... it's so hard to represent listener interactions. 😋
@@nightshadequeenasmr so is this listener like average body or jacked out of their mind lol
Honestly, I think it's whatever scenario you would get the most enjoyment out of. In my head as I performed it, I imagined just a regular person. There's nothing that says Zarrin standards of beauty align with ours in any meaningful way. Maybe their color perception is entirely different from ours. She stopped the test when they got to blue, but maybe they see colors that we've never dreamed of, and so when they look at us, they see an entirely different sight than we see. Or maybe they find an entirely different body type attractive. Many human cultures today value a slim build, but maybe for Zarrins, it's a sign of health to have extra weight, and they all tend to be rather more slender than us. I don't know, I'm just making that up as one possibility; it could really be anything. But that's why I think each listener can make it up for themself and imagine whatever situation they find most enjoyable.
No please don't send me back to my hell I bet my life would be alot better when I am not on earth
Oh, I think she could be persuaded to keep you around 😉😍
@@nightshadequeenasmr Yay
Commenting for the algorithm! Hope you'll have a nice day/night! 😊👍
Thank you very much! ❤️
Freeing the listener was a mistake, because the listener will now upload a 20 petabyte zib-bomb with memes in the computer of the alien and unzip it.
Oh no! How utterly dastardly! Humans truly are evil! 😂
alien gf (Hopefully a mass effect asari): You smell nice
*Old Spice whistle intensifies*
It's funny you bring up the asari, because I've been thinking that this scenario makes humans into the equivalent of the asari... in the sense of being the hot -blue- aliens that everybody wants. Not on any deeper level, of course. But imagining that Zarrins are similar to the asari is really pretty cool. :D
@@nightshadequeenasmr yeah thats actually pretty neat, glad to see another mass effect fan!
The relationship was a lot of work
Me- *confused* well uh duh that’s what a relationship is…?
Also me - *dosent fit a single beauty standard *
"One thing first lady, im not human. Secondly... why am I naked?!?
Oh dear... 😂😂😂
I heard that script before in another asmr video is it common to do that ?
Very. There are scriptwriters who are gracious enough to share their work publicly and allow anyone who follows their rules to perform them. This script, for example, can be found on the ASMRscripthaven subreddit and is extremely popular. I've seen many variations of it... though I didn't watch any of them until after my own was posted, so that I wouldn't inadvertently copy anyone else.
That kids is how I met your mother/father 😊
Now THAT'S a story! 😄
Alien: Humans are beautiful!!!
Listener: 🗿
Delicate.? What about my generalized stat bonuses?
Clearly she hasn't done enough research yet 😂
You yourself are a interesting species.
"what's this "blue"?"
The whole screen being blue: 😐
Hahaha - blue to us, but to her, it's just another shade of purple! 😁
*heavy gas mask breathing* XENO HEEEEERESSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Is this a reupload or have a lot of people been using this same script?
I'm sure many people have been recording it. That tends to happen with really good scripts, and this one also happens to be less demanding in terms of the amount of sfx required to be able to follow what's happening. I added some extra effects, because I like the feeling of a greater soundscape in my audios, but it's definitely a draw to find a script that's not only well-written, but easy to edit.
This is the first time I've posted this audio, so it's not a re-upload. I think it's just a very popular, well-written script. ❤️
Is this gonna become a series?
It is!! A second script was just released a couple of days ago, and I'm hoping to record it tonight!
13:41 : some are but most aren’t and honestly some humans are crap and can’t be trusted for long term or heck even short term companionship but we humans still try to find the right person but some of us just aren’t that good. while “I” might be quite nice and friendly humans are complex and sometimes to need to be weary. The fact the so many of your kind have been enthralled by my species without encroaching the not so nice one honestly has me baffled.
Well, since they aren't really *supposed* to be coming to earth in the first place, there's probably not much of a reporting system for those that did encounter one of the bad ones. It might only be the Zarrins who encountered non-violent humans who would really be able to get their stories back. Or maybe the Zarrins are so technologically advanced that run-ins with violent humans were easy to escape and barely registered as a blip on their radar before they moved on to the love of their life. I like that idea better 😁 but then, I've always been an optimist.
All you had to follow the dam train Cj 6:09
An issue with blue? The character should drink a cup of tea, it could be a.. Hue-many-tea thing....
Part 2?
If the writer continues the series, I'm totally up for it!
I farted in the comfort of me home while listening to this, 2 seconds later she asked if the smell was me.
😂😂😂 I don't know if that's great timing or terrible timing
It is possible our species share a common ancestor (intentionally) seeded on different planets throughout the Milky Way.
That would be an interesting premise...
Soo will we get a sequel?
Not making one would be a crime
I really do hope that the author writes a sequel script! I also want to see what comes next! Thank you, I'm glad you like it!
Considering that we will be spending a great deal of time together I would like to know more about your species, Zarins. What planet do Zarins come from and how similar is it to Earth? I would also be interested in the idea of us talking about things like our species cultures and exchange scientific information on different scientific topics.
Those are all very good questions! Hopefully you get the chance to ask her in the future!
A new Crush virtual ❤❤😊
Thank you!
Alien: Did you know that in terms of s@xual compatibility, humans are the closest to xarans? 😀
Alien girl: You won't attack me if I release the restraints right?
Me: Oh no of course not!!!! Crosses my fingers. 😈
Humans are _completely_ trustworthy. Very peaceful species, that's us.
@@nightshadequeenasmr 😏😌
@@crazyanimegamer5667 DONT SUFFER THE XENOS TO LIVE
Will there be a part 2?
I haven't seen a sequel script written for this one, but I'm hoping there will be! I'd love to do a sequel!
Awesome! Can’t wait!
“I think it would have been a mistake to touch you without gloves honestly.”
Me: “if it was a mistake I’d complain about it your superior. The touch was quite meant to be.”
Her: “pardon?”
Me: “just an observation. Carry on, and never mind MY train of thought, outer limit lady.”
😁 I love it ❤️
@@nightshadequeenasmr thank you kindly, good madam. C: keep up the fine work! 😉
Wait just how jacked up is the average xeran that WE'RE the pretty ones?
Me: I only have one question
Her: ask away
Me: do you have oil?
Her: yes
American government: DID SOMEBODY ORDER FREEDOM?!
😆 Oh no... run, Zarrins!
You cannot run from democracy
Nightshade Queen a coincidentally interesting name
Well thanks! :D
@@nightshadequeenasmr funny thing is I've been a part of an organization called the Nightshades for a few years now and the leader referrers to himself as the prince of the night
I suppose great minds think alike
Oh wow, that IS a funny coincidence! Maybe we're long lost siblings or something. 😀
@@nightshadequeenasmr maybe
Either way I'd like to inform you that you are welcome in the Nightshades nocturnal empire
(Even if it's not a full on empire as of yet we are working on it)
I am honored. ❤️
If it were me I would be commenting everything in a trolling way
That would be hilarious 😂
@@nightshadequeenasmr so far I have at least 2-3 trolling answers to each remark she made.
I would either be instantly terminated or be absolutely loved by them
Okay, but if we look like beautiful Zarins, does that just mean that Zarins look like ugly humans?
Honestly, I thought about that when I read the script, too, but the Zerrins seem to perceive things differently, so I think they probably have different conventional standards of beauty than we do. Who knows, maybe they're attracted to totally different things than what we would think of. Like... the shape of your fingertips, idk! Could be anything! 😄
That was my guess, but when I say the thumbnail, they look more like space elves. It might be that whatever "pheremones" (humans don't have pheromones) she was noticing could have affected her perception. Then again, as they also have duller senses, it might be that they literally see humans differently, or they just have a different standard of beauty.
Sooooooo… this is just space yanderes? Cool
Oh! That's one way to look at it!
Again?! Come on man!!!!!
Thanks for video
Thank you for listening!
I think some one copied this because i saw another video that sed the exact same thing word for word
That's all right - this was a public script. Waterway_Wordsmith wrote it and shared it with anyone who is willing to follow their terms of use. If someone used it without giving credit to Waterway_Wordsmith, then that might be something we should let the author know about, but otherwise it's perfectly fine. Sort of like how lots of people have performed Hamlet, lots of people have the right to use this script as well. But thank you for being concerned. ❤️
Fantasy elves: humans are inferior, ugly creatures.
Space elves: yes, humans are primitive. NOW GIMME!
Primitive and yet so very alluring... 👽🧝♀️❤️
F the elves (exceptions will be made for the dark elves and space elves)