Interrogations can go on hours or even days. However, these are times interrogations lasted just seconds. These are the fastest confessions from suspects.
I should add for us schizo-affective people, We don't just kill people w/e w/e, This dude wasn't being treated and lost it and thought his delusions where real, thus loosing himself to them and committing a horrid act in the process. Anyone who is getting treated and dosnt use drug's or booze while taking the med's has a very good chance of NOT being like this.
@@Mikesusendsadasdc yall should honestly put yourselves down for the rest of the community, yall aren't normal, restart and try again, maybe if you guys die, you'll be born as a better, more functioning, human being 😂👎
jared is literally like a real life patrick bateman, dude just killed someone for no reason and confessed with all information he knew and spoke calmly with no empathy
3:42 The reason this one is so chilling is because Jared Murray is criminally insane. He was institutionalized and will probably remain there for the rest of his life. His interrogation tapes and the casual manner in which he divulges these details with little regard for the consequences or his own well-being were the main factors that led to the Doctor's decision.
There's no reason to institutionalize a person who will never be let out. Unless it's for development of new drugs. Seems little point into trying to fix his condition if he'll never be considered cured. Sounds like prison is the right place at that point.
@genericscout5408 Except for the fact that prisons are for criminals and not built to deal with the criminally insane nor do they want anyone like him to kill or harm other prisoners
@@genericscout5408No because prison staff don't have the training to deal with him. It would cause chaos to have people like him in regular prison. The prison staff has enough on their plate as it is. It may sound insignificant put like that but one day he could wake up believing that the higher force wants him to kill a prison guard. He needs to be treated as individual not only for himself but also for the safety of others and that's simply not possible in prison environment
How did americans come from us and not learn a thing... in all the police stations and prisons i have had the "pleasure" of being in, there are no windows that can be opened by a prisoner lmfao.
Haven't you ever seen in the movies when the creative escapee breaks their cuffs? Like with a file or ban saw found in an abandoned garage. Or like when Rose breaks Jack's cuffs with an axe. Or like picking the lock with a paper clip. Or cutting the hand off with a hack saw. Lots of ways, he just isn't a very resourceful person which is probably why he got caught in the first place ha
Strange how Jared said he killed him because he wanted to know how it would "feel" when we see that he doesn't feel anything. Man, he blew my mind the first time I saw him, I didn't notice the "feeling" thing until now. Its because your videos are the best.
@@JamYar4 thank you. If it's on this channel, I haven't seen it yet, but I'm bingeing thru them as fast as I can. I have seen a few other videos about him. He's very intriguing. He reminds me of James Holmes in so many ways. Intelligence, forethought, and complete insanity. The quickest way to understand Holmes derangement is watching attorney, Dan King, closing arguments from his trial. Interesting to think what they could've done without the mental illness.
Jared was the most confident talker I’ve seen on anything, like he’s about to give his list of accomplishments during a job interview, but instead of an interview it was a blatant non chalant, and completely emotionless confession to a murder.
Jerrod Murrays most interesting trait is the complete lack of self preservation, stating that he deserves the death penalty, because he beliefs in an eye for an eye. Would have pointed that one out.
@@nomad4253 She changed her mind midway through the act, but the man wouldn't stop even when she cried and told him to stop. I remember this story from years back.
The last clip is still super confusing, why would him asking for a lawyer land him in prison for the rest of his life? Is that what ended up happening, simply for hitting a police vehicle? I don't think asking for a lawyer is only smart for people that 'want to land in prison for the rest of their life' so this ending statement is just so bizarre.
yeah, that made no sense. staying quiet and asking for a lawyer is the absolute best thing you can do when being interrogated, I'm very confused considering it ended so abruptly
Yeah, not sure what they are getting at with the last case. He did exactly what he's supposed to do. Shut up and get a lawyer. I don't care how guilty you are, get a lawyer.
I didn't jump out the window but one time I got arrested and they left me in a room just like this. At the end of the room was a stairway and the stairway led directly outside to the street. The door was open and I could literally see the street outside. I sat there for like 15 mins by myself debating wether I should run but I ended up staying. They already knew who I was and the charges I was arrested for wasn't serious at all so I didn't wanna add to it for a little bit of freedom lol
Classical test. I was drinking as madman in my local town when the police wanted a chat, we had a talk and then all four of them moved away around 10 meters, giving me a great opportunity to try to make somekind of a drunken escape, giving them a good reason to arrest me and giving them some action. But I knew this, and being smart and so, so I just engaged them head on with hand to hand combat. Fools they were trying to outsmart man blessed with the spirits of the gods. Also, some good information is that electricity paralyzes your entire body, so be careful about that.
Raymond has never heard stop means stop. It doesn’t matter if you were given clear consent to continue the second that consent is taken away you STOP. End of story.
But I can understand his side too and 9 years is to much for continuing to have s@x after already starting it given thats the only thing he did. I haven't watched the whole clip.
bro the last guy is lowkey insane, the way he confesses to taking the life of another man with such calm and serenity, sends chills down my spine to think that there are people like this roaming around the streets
Let's be honest we've all had days at work like that cop who realized the guy jumped out of the window. I find my self saying "Ohh no f'in way" just like that way too often.
The narrator seems to think not wanting to talk to cops, you know that pesky 6th amendment, translates to wanting to spend the rest of you life in prison.
I know what I’m about to say is so horrible so please forgive me!!! When Ricky said “ I did beat the sh!t outta them but it was somebody else I left” I laughed so hard!!! The tone he said it in and the ridiculous story he came up with combined with how fast he gave up the damning information caught me off guard. The simple fact that he even thought that story would get him off the hook or be believable is mind blowing!!! 🤯 Now don’t get me wrong I genuinely feel bad for the victims and their family and friends. What he did is horrible and disgusting They didn’t deserve to go out like that or by the hands of another human being nobody does.
I can’t with this man 🤦🏽♀️ the way he held his hands together in-front of him while saying “I did beat the sh!t outta them” makes him look like a innocent school girl while they are asking their parent for something they want!! 😂😂 I can’t unsee it!!!
The guy said that they died of injuries later, so I think he actually believed it as well. As far as he knows he beat the hell out of a person then left and is now being taken in for murder that he doesn’t know anything about. It’s pretty crazy
@@jasperwildlifeassociation5828 shit yeah that could've been the case all along. The way he says "some one else finished them" is cinematic as fuck to the point it just sounded unreal.
@@AdamJensen_ So you say. I guess you are one of those people that has no sense of humor. If your life goal is to come onto CZcams and criticize every little thing people say, you may need to reprioritize.
The dude that jumped out the window shouldn't have damaged the blinds. He should have left quietly and closed the window behind him. The cop would have taken a few minutes to try and see if the guy had been locked in a cell or which room had he been transferred to.
I have seen the last one's interrogation tape. It was so weird and chilling to see him so calm, composed and talking so politely indicating he has been raised with good values. But then he is a murderer with no remorse. It's crazy
I remember smashing a bus stop window outside school. They brought me in to the office and ask was it me and I said yes. They were like oh ok. Got suspended for 3 days 😂
It's not a compilation of confessions. It's a compilation of interrogations that didn't last long. Which is why you also see an instance of a guy ending the interrogation by jumping out of a window.
Predator crimes need to get more punishment time man. The reason its probably so short is because of how people treat them in prison but it's not right that drug crimes get 20 years while life-ruining crimes get 9 years.
@@carsonnak4842 I'm talking about weed charges and stuff. And they only have the ability to ruin your life if you choose to start using them in the first place then continue using them. Victims of sex crimes didn't have a choice to being victimized.
OMG, lmfao. I can already imagine a LiveSplit bar on the side of the screen with each step of the Reid Technique included as a split. POSITIVE CONFRONTATION + 2.00s THEME DEVELOPMENT + 1.32s SHIFT BLAME FROM SUSPECT + 0.12s ALTERNATIVE QUESTIONS - 2.04s CONFESSION - 4.35s (WR) 😂😂😂
I think what the last guy did wrong was call his mother, any call that isn’t with a lawyer can be recorded and monitored, he likely confessed over the phone.
And the whole “it hurts when you get your virginity taken” it’s not supposed to actually!! If it hurts so bad that she wants it to stop then she’s not INTO IT
So the last guy didn’t want to talk because he had the right to remain silent. But why does that make him want to end up in jail for the rest of his life? What if he was innocent (even if he wasn’t irl) but just didn’t want to talk because movies told him to not say anything and to get a lawyer?
@@CrazyIsrael It was the direct effect of him opening the door, giving the air in the office a outlet for it to balance difference in pressure and temperature. It is no more "timed" that if a toilet would flush if you pulled the watercloiset. It is a consequence of our natural physics.
We live in a world where investigative youtube channels can't say the word sexual when talking about sexual assault. Without being penalized for it. Who does this save? Who does this offend?
wait.... THAT'S what they were referring to? I feel so triggered! I'm gonna research who all is advertising on CZcams and refuse to do business with them because of how I feel in this very moment. Yeah. That's what sane people do. I'm normal.
Not gonna lie, the comedic timing on the curtain of the window unmessing itself up somewhat as the investigator who brought Quantrell Schwartz into the room walks back in to find him missing is priceless. You could practically see that man coming to the realization he fucked up with not securing the window. XD
That's not even real rape though, she consented to sex and changed her mind midway through. When a guy is already thrusting, he's not in his right mind to make a sound decision.
The last clip makes no sense. By choosing to not talk to the detective he's "outsmarting" him, but by doing so he's going to land himself in prison for life. I think the editor dropped the ball on this one.
I think the title is just wrong. It's not "fastest confessions" so much as it is just the fastest interrogations. The dude didn't talk so the interrogation was over immediately
Quantrell Dylan Schwartzlow was ordered to serve two years in prison and two years of extended supervision for the strangulation plus the same time for the escape. It took about 2 minutes on Google to find that information.
your sources are unreliable. The internet is unreliable. This response is on the internet. I am unreliable. Believe me when I say you shouldn't believe anybody. Do your own research. Offline. By asking senior citizens what they think is true. Old people never lie.
The officer/detective walking into the vacated interrogation room only for the wind to blow through the open window had to be one of the "well sh*t" moments ever.
If you use glitches bro you can get it in .0003 seconds. Right before you are in the room start speaking and then said “guilty” the second you get in. (Make sure you use time bending skills accordingly)
It wasn'ton the first floor, which has always baffled me about this video. It's a shame that no camera caught the window that he jumped out of because I will never understand how he survived leaping out head-first and then still be able to sprint away.
I appreciate that they come clean, don’t appreciate the actions in the first place but at least they admit it and take their consequences and hopefully and prayerfully never do these sins ever again.
I’m surprised Jared wasn’t wearing a fedora and confessed that he was a discord moderator.
I should add for us schizo-affective people, We don't just kill people w/e w/e, This dude wasn't being treated and lost it and thought his delusions where real, thus loosing himself to them and committing a horrid act in the process. Anyone who is getting treated and dosnt use drug's or booze while taking the med's has a very good chance of NOT being like this.
😂😂😂
@@Mikesusendsadasdc yall should honestly put yourselves down for the rest of the community, yall aren't normal, restart and try again, maybe if you guys die, you'll be born as a better, more functioning, human being 😂👎
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@@Mikesusendsadasdc so have you killed someone then?
I like how the wind blows the blind as soon as the detective came in the room😂😂
i think it was the wind going through the open door the detective just opended.
"Oh, no f***ing way" XD
Air pressure
Hahha it’s like a cartoon. The wind helps the officer know he got away. Haha
Just like the old cartoons.
Calmness of Jared while confessing absolute horror still haunts me. It is terrifying to know that there are people like him among us.
I couldn’t even fathom hurting someone on that level. Also the fact that they know they’re going to get caught and still commit a crime like that.
It's because he's criminally insane. He was deemed not guilty by reason of insanity and was institutionalized
His reasons lacks emotions and empathy, but rational for example on why he chose this victim
*a m o n g u s*
(Someone was gonna do it eventually)
SUS IMPOSTOR SUSSY SUS
1:56 i love how he blankly stares at the window until the blinds blow in and he truly realizes what happened
“HWAT”
Someone give quantrell a track and field scholarship. Dude is a straight gazelle
When jail is at stake.
Ain’t no brakes.
-ancient hood proverb.
@Her WRLD wow we got a real cool kid here
@@endvine9951 woah chill with the hall monitor vibes
@@endvine9951 get like her. Go live some.
@@endvine9951 indeed we do
Man that Jared one was so sad after he stated why he chose that victim. That was truly the saddest thing he could have said
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The dude is obviously on the spectrum, those guys are just matter-of-fact.
Bro didn't just kill the guy, he killed his status he had smh
@@mollyjane6322 Dude you sound like the snapchat ai lol, he prob was on the spectrum he didnt say anything offensive
@@mollyjane6322 He didnt compare autism to the act of murder, he was just comparing how straight up with the facts he was, to symptoms of autism.
jared is literally like a real life patrick bateman, dude just killed someone for no reason and confessed with all information he knew and spoke calmly with no empathy
"He's a real life Patrick Bateman" 🤓
@@jamiewalsh3834 it's not like i said it as a good thing, Patrick is an evil man
Patrick is in real life, too
@@art8792 I just think it's silly to compare this very real murder with an actual victim involved to some overreferenced film.
@@jamiewalsh3834it was pretty fitting. Why do you care so much lol
3:42 The reason this one is so chilling is because Jared Murray is criminally insane. He was institutionalized and will probably remain there for the rest of his life. His interrogation tapes and the casual manner in which he divulges these details with little regard for the consequences or his own well-being were the main factors that led to the Doctor's decision.
There's no reason to institutionalize a person who will never be let out. Unless it's for development of new drugs. Seems little point into trying to fix his condition if he'll never be considered cured. Sounds like prison is the right place at that point.
@genericscout5408 Except for the fact that prisons are for criminals and not built to deal with the criminally insane nor do they want anyone like him to kill or harm other prisoners
he let his intrusive thoughts win
@@Dave-lh6ws Yeah wanting to kill people for fun is exactly why prison exists bud.
@@genericscout5408No because prison staff don't have the training to deal with him. It would cause chaos to have people like him in regular prison. The prison staff has enough on their plate as it is.
It may sound insignificant put like that but one day he could wake up believing that the higher force wants him to kill a prison guard. He needs to be treated as individual not only for himself but also for the safety of others and that's simply not possible in prison environment
The way he jumped through the window was so funny, and the "no fck way" was funny too
How did americans come from us and not learn a thing... in all the police stations and prisons i have had the "pleasure" of being in, there are no windows that can be opened by a prisoner lmfao.
@@GrubbyGameContent in the departments defense. I don’t think that was a first floor window😂
@@GrubbyGameContent Allegedly he fell enough to give himself a concussion and bleeding nose so there’s that.
Honestly it feels like a skit from an old British comedy
@@wildfire9280 lol he took minor fall damage like from 6 blocks and just regenerated health😂😂😂😂
Quantrell jumping out the window was the dumbest thing he could’ve done . How far did he think he was going to get handcuffed 😂
it looks like he was already cuffed, fr where did he think he was going🤣
Haven't you ever seen in the movies when the creative escapee breaks their cuffs? Like with a file or ban saw found in an abandoned garage. Or like when Rose breaks Jack's cuffs with an axe. Or like picking the lock with a paper clip. Or cutting the hand off with a hack saw. Lots of ways, he just isn't a very resourceful person which is probably why he got caught in the first place ha
I want to know from what floor hi jumped,1st 2nd or 3rd. I wonder 🤔. Lol
He was captured 4 hours later. If he had had a plan he would have escaped rather easily.
He got caught at his friends house so he got pretty far
The detective being like "Oh, No fucking way!" When he realised his guy had just jumped out the window was gold
i teared up st 6:40 . the way he just measured his life and worth on how many friends and connections he had is wild. i feel so horrible for him.
Wow I can’t believe how skilled these interrogators are!
😂😂what skill none needed 😅
Mark good job you killed the joke
You mean like when the guy jumped out of the window?
@@mark7831 right?
"Who did it?"
"I did"
"Case closed"
@@mark7831 bro…
Strange how Jared said he killed him because he wanted to know how it would "feel" when we see that he doesn't feel anything. Man, he blew my mind the first time I saw him, I didn't notice the "feeling" thing until now. Its because your videos are the best.
He's James Holmes level crazy, but much more sophisticated. He wouldnt waste a notebook on "why" he'd write out an entire dissertation.
i bet hes a redditor. The way he talks and looks
@@JamYar4 thank you. If it's on this channel, I haven't seen it yet, but I'm bingeing thru them as fast as I can. I have seen a few other videos about him. He's very intriguing.
He reminds me of James Holmes in so many ways. Intelligence, forethought, and complete insanity. The quickest way to understand Holmes derangement is watching attorney, Dan King, closing arguments from his trial.
Interesting to think what they could've done without the mental illness.
@@steijnpyhe looks like a discord mod
@@diegobordones2106 same difference
Jared was the most confident talker I’ve seen on anything, like he’s about to give his list of accomplishments during a job interview, but instead of an interview it was a blatant non chalant, and completely emotionless confession to a murder.
you should watch BTK confession video, it's the same kind of dialogue
im pretty sure this guy was given the insanity plea or something like that. JCS did a video on him
Truly terrifying that there are people like Jared walking around among us
Among us?
@@hange_is_bae409 bro ur not funny
not that terrifying. murder is rare, and so are psychopaths, so if you do run across one you are just unlucky
@@hange_is_bae409 you thought you ate 🤣
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Jerrod Murrays most interesting trait is the complete lack of self preservation, stating that he deserves the death penalty, because he beliefs in an eye for an eye. Would have pointed that one out.
he was declared legally insane so the judge couldn't consider the death penalty
@@dynamiclion9907 Insanity should not disqualify one from the death penalty in cases of murder.
@@cmk5724 Case by case it should.
@@cmk5724 I agree with you but the in the court of law you cannot give someone the death penalty if they are declared legally insane
@@dynamiclion9907 That's the problem.
The first guy genuinely didn't know what rape was and truly believed he did nothing wrong. That just makes him more terrifying.
Need to teach these people what consent means... step by step guide
Hey dont get me wrong. But did the girl really say that? Like she wants to lose her vginity?
@@nomad4253 She changed her mind midway through the act, but the man wouldn't stop even when she cried and told him to stop. I remember this story from years back.
@@nomad4253 Does it matter?
@@abstract5249 legally you cant take back consent after the fact.
Thank you for chopping these all up , it’s crazy got to watch hr 1:30 for the tea
The last clip is still super confusing, why would him asking for a lawyer land him in prison for the rest of his life? Is that what ended up happening, simply for hitting a police vehicle?
I don't think asking for a lawyer is only smart for people that 'want to land in prison for the rest of their life' so this ending statement is just so bizarre.
Yeah, I didn't get that point either
Yeah same here guys super confused at that 😅
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yeah, that made no sense. staying quiet and asking for a lawyer is the absolute best thing you can do when being interrogated, I'm very confused considering it ended so abruptly
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What did the last guy do wrong in the interrogation? I feel like he did the perfect thing for himself by remaining silent.
probably just a joke about how it didn't matter for him and he got a life sentence even though he did it right.
I think it was refusing to talk to the interrogator
@@dragonstorm9567 Refusing to speak with the interrogator is unironically the smartest thing you could do if you're a suspect.
@@thomasdavenport1699 why was it in the video tho
@@dragonstorm9567 it was the fastest interrogation
[Quantrell running] Thank you closed captions. We needed that.
For that Jarred one, can we not call the victim his friend? I'm quite confident the victim wouldn't want to be considered that psycho's friend.
Not talking to the police is how you DON'T go to prison for rest of your life...
Yeah, not sure what they are getting at with the last case. He did exactly what he's supposed to do. Shut up and get a lawyer.
I don't care how guilty you are, get a lawyer.
Not committing crimes also helps
@@kevingrandyify ...sometimes.
@@mycollegeshirt Which is why you should always ask for a lawyer even if you haven't done anything.
@@mycollegeshirt SoMeETiMeS
I didn't jump out the window but one time I got arrested and they left me in a room just like this. At the end of the room was a stairway and the stairway led directly outside to the street. The door was open and I could literally see the street outside. I sat there for like 15 mins by myself debating wether I should run but I ended up staying. They already knew who I was and the charges I was arrested for wasn't serious at all so I didn't wanna add to it for a little bit of freedom lol
Classical test. I was drinking as madman in my local town when the police wanted a chat, we had a talk and then all four of them moved away around 10 meters, giving me a great opportunity to try to make somekind of a drunken escape, giving them a good reason to arrest me and giving them some action.
But I knew this, and being smart and so, so I just engaged them head on with hand to hand combat. Fools they were trying to outsmart man blessed with the spirits of the gods. Also, some good information is that electricity paralyzes your entire body, so be careful about that.
And those same pigs committing crimes much worse and walking free.
Unless under arrest, walk away. There is no test. Stop caving to the whims of fascist trash.
If you don't mind, for what reason did you get arrested?
(You don't have to say why if you don't want to)
@@SquidgeM0seec murder
Raymond has never heard stop means stop. It doesn’t matter if you were given clear consent to continue the second that consent is taken away you STOP. End of story.
Yeah put that teen in jail for 9 years because of that!!! He deserves it!! God..
@@marcoberto9256he does
But I can understand his side too and 9 years is to much for continuing to have s@x after already starting it given thats the only thing he did. I haven't watched the whole clip.
It’s kinda impressive that the second guy was able to evade capture for 4 hours
bro the last guy is lowkey insane, the way he confesses to taking the life of another man with such calm and serenity, sends chills down my spine to think that there are people like this roaming around the streets
He’s literally a diagnosed psychopath
he's highkey insane
What if you're one of them just typing this out to draw away suspicion to yourself?
@@CrownedCow DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!!!
“Lowkey insane” bro he IS insane
Let's be honest we've all had days at work like that cop who realized the guy jumped out of the window. I find my self saying "Ohh no f'in way" just like that way too often.
Okay, I can't be the only one who got completely cracked up by Jared. Like.. the way he just "matter of fact" explained everything is so ridiculous.
I love how we’re turning real cases into a competition 😂
Never talk without a lawyer. Why are criminals so stupid brah
I mean stupid people commit stupid crime and then confess stupidly
If they were smart they would pursue a desk job career.
The narrator seems to think not wanting to talk to cops, you know that pesky 6th amendment, translates to wanting to spend the rest of you life in prison.
Because they say brah, brah
they have too much GUILT,brah they need to let it out somehow 😅🤣🤣
The detective reaction to Quantrell's escape is priceless and hilarious!
The guy that jumps out the window is my favorite. When the cop went into the room it was like watching Super Trooper movie. Lmao
*Suspect jumps out of window like cartoon character
Cop : Awww no friggin way! 😮
I love how the blinds waited for 12 minutes just for perfect comedic timing.
What do you mean “assuming he wanted to lend himseld in prison for the rest of his life”
Yeah, this is a stupid comment to add to the end. That is exactly what you do 100% of the time, guilty or innocent.
They must not like the 6th amendment
Lol this youtube channel bad. LOL GIVING BAD ADVICE
@@mdrew9234 5th you mean?
@@matthewcantu3127 no, 6th covers the right to an attorney along with several other rights.
The confessions were so fast, it made the video under 10 minutes long😂😂😂
The cops reaction in part 2 is gold
I know what I’m about to say is so horrible so please forgive me!!! When Ricky said “ I did beat the sh!t outta them but it was somebody else I left” I laughed so hard!!! The tone he said it in and the ridiculous story he came up with combined with how fast he gave up the damning information caught me off guard. The simple fact that he even thought that story would get him off the hook or be believable is mind blowing!!! 🤯 Now don’t get me wrong I genuinely feel bad for the victims and their family and friends. What he did is horrible and disgusting They didn’t deserve to go out like that or by the hands of another human being nobody does.
I can’t with this man 🤦🏽♀️ the way he held his hands together in-front of him while saying “I did beat the sh!t outta them” makes him look like a innocent school girl while they are asking their parent for something they want!! 😂😂 I can’t unsee it!!!
The guy said that they died of injuries later, so I think he actually believed it as well. As far as he knows he beat the hell out of a person then left and is now being taken in for murder that he doesn’t know anything about. It’s pretty crazy
@@jasperwildlifeassociation5828 shit yeah that could've been the case all along. The way he says "some one else finished them" is cinematic as fuck to the point it just sounded unreal.
nah the interrogatition with jared, the way he confessed he sounded like a total nerd... according to my calculations😂
I mean its kinda a skill issue if u get murdered
The reaction of the cop after he realized the suspect got away was hilarious to watch.
It wasn't hilarious at all, child. He could have attacked someone innocent since I'm sure he knew he wasn't getting far.
@@AdamJensen_ Calm down kid. I wasn't saying the escape or anything from it was funny, I was saying the reaction was funny.
@@pyrowolfcb4086 The reaction wasn't funny either, child. I'm embarrassing you easier than when I turned wolves into a pelt blanket last winter.
@@AdamJensen_ So you say. I guess you are one of those people that has no sense of humor. If your life goal is to come onto CZcams and criticize every little thing people say, you may need to reprioritize.
The crazy thing with Quantrell is, he fell 12 to 16 feet after he jumped out of the window.
Bro fell neck first and didn't die.
God had a plan for him.
@@wiggard ??
@@saltygamer6407
What did you not understand about that?
6:30 ouch
4:09 bro really has the "you forgot the homwork voice" XD
This reminds me of Judge Judy when a guy who was accused of stealing someone's bag stated 30 seconds in: "There was no earpiece in there ma'am"
I'd love to see more Speedruns
Please PPL continue
The dude that jumped out the window shouldn't have damaged the blinds. He should have left quietly and closed the window behind him. The cop would have taken a few minutes to try and see if the guy had been locked in a cell or which room had he been transferred to.
I really hope this is sarcastic, if it is it doesn’t translate well in text, if it’s not, how do you suppose he does that while being handcuffed?
He was on the run for 4 hours....so getting out wasn't his problem
If I remember right, he wasn't on the ground floor. So unless he can fly, it's not happening lol
This comment is why I love the internet 😂
We don't know that he was on the first floor
This video deserves a bruh moment
"bruh moment" in 2023.
@@UnaNerea fr 😭
best confession speedruns ive ever seen
I have seen the last one's interrogation tape. It was so weird and chilling to see him so calm, composed and talking so politely indicating he has been raised with good values. But then he is a murderer with no remorse. It's crazy
Censoring the word "sexual" is ridiculous. I can bring myself to understand censoring "rape", but it's gone way too far.
He also shat the bed, was that censored?
I thought the same thing. Call it what it is or it undermines what actually happened.
@@brynngartner Its the YT algorithm, but yes, the algorithm is way too strict on this shit.
Not the creators fault.
Blame CZcams.
4:00 average redditor
That’s what I’m saying
he sounds like one too
I remember smashing a bus stop window outside school. They brought me in to the office and ask was it me and I said yes. They were like oh ok. Got suspended for 3 days 😂
I couldn't imagine doing something like this and then NOT immediately confessing
The last one, the cop is probably thinking “OK, we’ve got more than enough to convict.”.
Sure, but the suspect didn't confess. It's weird to be in a compilation of confessions in that regard.
It's not a compilation of confessions. It's a compilation of interrogations that didn't last long. Which is why you also see an instance of a guy ending the interrogation by jumping out of a window.
@@jarrettpeeples9745 My point was that the police don’t care about confessions when they have enough evidence anyway.
@@Ken-er9cq That's great and all, but my comment wasn't even a response to you.
@@jarrettpeeples9745 OK, but you replied to me, rather than the other than the other person.
2:00 lmaoo he’s like fuck how am I gonna explain this to my
Boss😂😂😂
this thumbnail and title combo is so funny to me
Wow I can’t believe how skilled these interrogators are!. Truly terrifying that there are people like Jared walking around among us.
Predator crimes need to get more punishment time man. The reason its probably so short is because of how people treat them in prison but it's not right that drug crimes get 20 years while life-ruining crimes get 9 years.
who gives a shit how they get treated in prison fuck em lol
drugs are not life ruining?
@@carsonnak4842doing drugs is worse than rape ?
@@carsonnak4842 I'm talking about weed charges and stuff. And they only have the ability to ruin your life if you choose to start using them in the first place then continue using them. Victims of sex crimes didn't have a choice to being victimized.
@carsonnak The difference is People ask for drugs, nobody is asking to get raped 😂
Damn, interrogation confession% speedruns are a thing now?
you got me dying saying their "speedruns"🤣🤣🤣
OMG, lmfao. I can already imagine a LiveSplit bar on the side of the screen with each step of the Reid Technique included as a split.
POSITIVE CONFRONTATION + 2.00s
THEME DEVELOPMENT + 1.32s
SHIFT BLAME FROM SUSPECT + 0.12s
ALTERNATIVE QUESTIONS - 2.04s
CONFESSION - 4.35s (WR)
😂😂😂
I think what the last guy did wrong was call his mother, any call that isn’t with a lawyer can be recorded and monitored, he likely confessed over the phone.
the guy DIVING out of that window was so flippin funny
Jared came prepared to confess!!! When he told the dude the exact distance from the school and just how straightforward he was with everything!
4:55
I’d be awfully suspicious if someone offered me 20 bucks for a 3.2 mile trip !
Yo the "go to prison" speedruns are insane
It’s scary a lot of guys think like the first dude. “I was already inside when she told me to stop, it’s not rape”
No they fucking dont
And the whole “it hurts when you get your virginity taken” it’s not supposed to actually!! If it hurts so bad that she wants it to stop then she’s not INTO IT
Would be true if he added "it’s not rape as I immediately stopped"
Imagine being a pos like this and then proceed to get raped in prison for the next 9 years
No they dont bruh
Someone explain the last sentence…exercising Miranda rights doesn’t put you in prison for the rest of your life…
yeah it was a weird thing for this guy to say, pretty sussy.
Great video guys you always do good work keep it up and you guys will be huge.
This is exactly why you invoke your right to remain silent and ask for legal counsel/representation. The less they have against you, the better
I mean the 1 dude was insane, he didn't need legal advice.
Just don't get a public defender or you're fucked
I mean no shit dude. Why is this comment in every video? You think you’re really teaching people something.
Or just don't behave like this
or you don’t commit sex crimes and murder ppl
New favorite speedrun category.
So the last guy didn’t want to talk because he had the right to remain silent. But why does that make him want to end up in jail for the rest of his life? What if he was innocent (even if he wasn’t irl) but just didn’t want to talk because movies told him to not say anything and to get a lawyer?
The way bro just casually jumped out the window got me dead 😂
Get well soon ❤️
@@twstdreality what?
@@tabaski6647 It's because he said he was dead
6:50 damn dude got skinny!
For real man! Forget all those diets I should just get some time in prison (not for anything too bad tho of course)
@@im_a_idiotnctzen5191noooooo cause prison turned this woman who killed her baby into a full blown hippo 😪
2:31 Whoa, you mean this isn't a digitally recreated blur? Thanks for maintaining the realism.
“i believed he would have the least impact” is so crazy 😭
He was very ill.. I had a friend with schizophrenia he committed suicide...
@@TheWWEMultiverse yeah i watched the video ☠️ i heard
The detective's reaction 🤣
From his 👁👄👁 to the wind blowing to him getting angry.
The wind blowing the blind was so perfectly timed
@@CrazyIsrael It was the direct effect of him opening the door, giving the air in the office a outlet for it to balance difference in pressure and temperature.
It is no more "timed" that if a toilet would flush if you pulled the watercloiset. It is a consequence of our natural physics.
@@washemoamadah4706 no shit Sherlock, who asked?
We live in a world where investigative youtube channels can't say the word sexual when talking about sexual assault. Without being penalized for it. Who does this save? Who does this offend?
Crybabies who all have a self diagnosed "condition".
It’s all about money. Advertisers don’t want to be associated with it and that’s how channels and the platform make their money.
wait.... THAT'S what they were referring to? I feel so triggered! I'm gonna research who all is advertising on CZcams and refuse to do business with them because of how I feel in this very moment. Yeah. That's what sane people do. I'm normal.
A rape victim might enjoy that mentions of it as less and less in the public sphere.
Because the worst thing about maIe vioIence is that it makes men looks bad.
1:51 DAMN my boy was movin fast
Not gonna lie, the comedic timing on the curtain of the window unmessing itself up somewhat as the investigator who brought Quantrell Schwartz into the room walks back in to find him missing is priceless. You could practically see that man coming to the realization he fucked up with not securing the window. XD
9 years for rape? I wish we had those kind of punishments in the Netherlands. Here, a rapist won't even get a year of jail time.
9 years still isn't enough. Need death penalty
@RainMakerX death penalty is never the answer. It gives monsters the easy way out and it's irreversible for those that are unjustly convicted.
@@MotaShottaL ass europuss take.
That's not even real rape though, she consented to sex and changed her mind midway through. When a guy is already thrusting, he's not in his right mind to make a sound decision.
@@kingfred3755 Bro
The last clip makes no sense. By choosing to not talk to the detective he's "outsmarting" him, but by doing so he's going to land himself in prison for life. I think the editor dropped the ball on this one.
yeah can someoen explain?
Lmfao yea I don’t get it😭it’s contradicting
I think the title is just wrong. It's not "fastest confessions" so much as it is just the fastest interrogations. The dude didn't talk so the interrogation was over immediately
its a joke. quitea funny one at that.
The smartest thing to do in any interrogation is to not talk to them and ask for a lawyer. So yes, he did "outsmart" them.
censoring the word "sexually" is a new all time low
“Here’s a quick mystery”
“I did it”
“Oh that one was really quick”
Quantrell Dylan Schwartzlow was ordered to serve two years in prison and two years of extended supervision for the strangulation plus the same time for the escape.
It took about 2 minutes on Google to find that information.
Start a youtube 😂
@I got 5 on it @2:13 they say "well unknown what happened to Quantrell" except it was known months ago..... lazy researchers.
your sources are unreliable. The internet is unreliable. This response is on the internet. I am unreliable. Believe me when I say you shouldn't believe anybody. Do your own research. Offline. By asking senior citizens what they think is true. Old people never lie.
@@dreigm512 are you an old person tho?
2 years for r4pe and mvrder??
The officer/detective walking into the vacated interrogation room only for the wind to blow through the open window had to be one of the "well sh*t" moments ever.
“I believe it would have had the least impact sir🤓” 6:22
Wow I can’t believe how skilled these interrogators are!. Wow I can’t believe how skilled these interrogators are!.
These speedruns make me jealous. I’m gonna go for the WR any% for confessions.
If you use glitches bro you can get it in .0003 seconds. Right before you are in the room start speaking and then said “guilty” the second you get in. (Make sure you use time bending skills accordingly)
@@imawatermelon1439 got it. Trying to get it down to 0.00029
Now what idiot put a window in an interrogation room ? ON THE FIRST FLOOR & with no security barriers 🤯
right 😭
@@pearIino There was nothing but opportunity 😅
On a serious note I’m glad they caught him & he’s right where he deserves to be!
there is a comment somewhere above saying it was the third floor and he injured himself a bit, but i dont know if it's true at all.
It wasn'ton the first floor, which has always baffled me about this video. It's a shame that no camera caught the window that he jumped out of because I will never understand how he survived leaping out head-first and then still be able to sprint away.
Americans 😂👍
The last guy is probably an incredible Magic: The Gathering player.
The one who just asked to talk to his mom?
He must have thought the guy he killed was gonna drop legendary loot.
🤔
Never gonna get better rng in this category than quantrell with his run ending at just 15 seconds
"Ohh, NO F**KING WAYYYY"
you can tell he had already at least considered the idea of a suspect jumping out the window at some point
for anyone wanting an explanation as the cop said he had outstanding warrants and was going to be put in a cell until the court hearing i assume
I appreciate that they come clean, don’t appreciate the actions in the first place but at least they admit it and take their consequences and hopefully and prayerfully never do these sins ever again.
Love your channel other than the frequent reuse of clips :/
this should be a new speedrun catagory
7:56 what is the narrator talking about “assuming he wanted to land himself in prison”. ??? He got out the interrogation😂
Exactly I don’t get it 🫤
yeah can someone explain pls
i was looking for this comment
Maybe because he didnt plead the 5th or something? Idk i forgot what mike said
Yeah someone explain idk
5:00 dudes been using to much reddit
“Actual photo” proceeds to show a picture with nothing but blur😂😂
1:49 never knew those rooms had windows that were unlocked! Good advice lmao