Worst Failed Missile Compilation

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  • @fridaycaliforniaa236
    @fridaycaliforniaa236 Před 4 lety +76

    5:01 Damn British people, when they said "short range", they were not joking...

    • @BritishEngineer
      @BritishEngineer Před 4 měsíci

      Don’t take your personal problems out on the British.

  • @spinynorman887
    @spinynorman887 Před 7 lety +1932

    Agreed. That was the worst compilation of failed missiles I have ever seen.

    • @aaronisgrate
      @aaronisgrate Před 7 lety +58

      okay i was about to type this exact same thing.
      poor title execution. even poorer video compilation lol.

    • @contingenceBoston
      @contingenceBoston Před 7 lety +15

      Welp, I guess all three of us had the same thing in mind.

    • @jacobschmoyer7630
      @jacobschmoyer7630 Před 7 lety +8

      Spiny Norman 88 I think I contemplated inserting a scissor though my neck while wasting away watching this, at least then I'd be doing something interesting.

    • @mmdirtyworkz
      @mmdirtyworkz Před 6 lety +9

      ^ you must have very low standards

    • @choadatiostoad415
      @choadatiostoad415 Před 6 lety +2

      Spiny Norman 88 do that be worse as in you seen better compilations,!?.!!? Or you just can't make a decision on how to punctuate your last sentence? Or this is the worst bunch of missiles you've ever seen?

  • @mysteriousbarrelscorpion6857

    Theres A fine line between , "Fire the missle!" And " Missle Caught fire. "

  • @skulengu6854
    @skulengu6854 Před 4 lety +73

    4:40 It was therefore necessary for someone to wake up the Range Safety Officer and inform them that the missile was failing and that it might be a good idea to destroy the missile by remote control.

    • @JohnDoe-on6ru
      @JohnDoe-on6ru Před rokem +2

      But the range safety officer was asleep and nobody dared wake him

    • @freerk
      @freerk Před 10 měsíci +1

      Looked stable again then though. But heading wrong direction!

    • @skulengu6854
      @skulengu6854 Před 9 měsíci

      @@freerk That’s both good news and bad news. The optimist would admire the stability, while the pessimist would be freaking out because it’s pointed straight at the ground. Sometimes it can be so hard to take sides. 🤔

    • @brianv1988
      @brianv1988 Před 8 měsíci

      They usually blow it at the lower altitude to minimize the spread of debris and to gather as much data from the missile while it's malfunctioning

    • @BritishEngineer
      @BritishEngineer Před 4 měsíci +1

      ⁠@@skulengu6854The “optimist side” in this case is wrong in the eyes of engineering then.

  • @whitecunt6903
    @whitecunt6903 Před 4 lety +50

    2:26
    Commander fires 1st missile
    1st missle: yes sir!
    Commander fires 2nd missile
    2nd missile: ауу давайте водку

  • @itsmrlonewolf
    @itsmrlonewolf Před 7 lety +306

    Why so many people hating? It said missile failures and it was? It did what it said on the tin, at least it wasn't click bait

    • @playo9197
      @playo9197 Před 5 lety +17

      I liked how a torpedo was included.

    • @28ebdh3udnav
      @28ebdh3udnav Před 5 lety +7

      One torepedo....

    • @ShimrraJamaane
      @ShimrraJamaane Před 5 lety +54

      @@28ebdh3udnav A torpedo is a missile. An underwater missile. Air is not a requisite to being a missile.

    • @seannootherway
      @seannootherway Před 5 lety +5

      Click byat

    • @joeysplats3209
      @joeysplats3209 Před 5 lety +1

      It would be great to have a large-breasted thumbnail, tho.

  • @d.cypher2920
    @d.cypher2920 Před 7 lety +51

    The old lighthouse joke...never gets old.😂😂

    • @WootTootZoot
      @WootTootZoot Před 4 lety +5

      @johnnytheprick It isn't true. The entire story is made up and has been passed around since the 1950's in some variation or another.

  • @sarath_sajan
    @sarath_sajan Před 5 lety +42

    5:01
    So you are telling me, No major failure had taken place.

    • @rondohunter8966
      @rondohunter8966 Před 4 lety +2

      No "Majors" failures had taken place. All casualties were of a much lower rank.

    • @BlackjackCZ
      @BlackjackCZ Před 4 lety +2

      Lol. Would like to know what they would classify as major failure.

    • @kcggaming5138
      @kcggaming5138 Před 3 lety

      blackjackcz loss of the key components in the rocket.

  • @RobbinsScott
    @RobbinsScott Před 5 lety +11

    2:12
    Guy 1: "You get it."
    Guy 2: "No, you get it"

  • @waynethemain3150
    @waynethemain3150 Před 7 lety +12

    I can imagine right now a destroyer firing missiles and the missile goes back to the base and destroys it 😂👌

  • @buzaldrin8086
    @buzaldrin8086 Před 6 lety +402

    Why aliens are not worried by Earth.

  • @Whitpusmc
    @Whitpusmc Před 7 lety +779

    In Russia, missile fires ship!!

    • @digi2931
      @digi2931 Před 7 lety +35

      its ukranian ship . . Russian ship when start rocket, the american go to cnn

    • @Whitpusmc
      @Whitpusmc Před 7 lety +14

      No CNN they no good, watch Fox! See missile hit in super 3D HD with Dolby surround sound and pretty girls! No vodka though :-((

    • @user-jx1kg5vr5h
      @user-jx1kg5vr5h Před 6 lety +9

      digi that indeed was a russian ship. after the annexation of crimea

    • @tjhaverland4276
      @tjhaverland4276 Před 6 lety +9

      Женя Краснослободцев Fucking Russians and their Missiles!?! 😂😂😂 😎

    • @Strange_Man1911
      @Strange_Man1911 Před 6 lety +11

      In Pakistan, missile turn back 360º

  • @Serenity17
    @Serenity17 Před 4 lety +8

    The missile didn't know where it is in this case

  • @SansP3ur
    @SansP3ur Před 6 lety +24

    At 1:00, I bet the camera operator was happy that the propulsion failing was only slightly less worse than the warhead not detonating on impact.

    • @filipkilibarda8952
      @filipkilibarda8952 Před 5 lety +6

      Why would it detonate?! It was not armed, nor with filled warhead.

    • @rondohunter8966
      @rondohunter8966 Před 4 lety +5

      I'd hate to be the new guy that gets a field promotion to EOD expert.

    • @Lightning_Mike
      @Lightning_Mike Před rokem +1

      @@filipkilibarda8952 Bet you sweet bippy it had a warhead, since they don't shoot those without 'em. I wouldn't trust Soviet ammo, either.

  • @Dimension2010
    @Dimension2010 Před 5 lety +4

    Quite surprisingly that clip of Sea Dart system failure can solve one argument about its rate of fire I saw many years ago: within 10 seconds a dummy round was already loaded to the arm, way shorter than many sources claimed it would take.

  • @towedarray7217
    @towedarray7217 Před 4 lety +10

    Awesome video. Not for nothin’, it can not be easy to get footage of live ordinance mishaps. Most of it is jealously guarded, secret classified and will remain that way until long after, and even if, the ordinance itself is considered obsolete. This kind of material & telemetry is held pretty tightly by military intelligence agencies. Not long ago, US Navy footage of Russian missile launches were among our most valuable intel grabs (not to mention the cost of obtaining the footage in the first place). Pretty amazing compilation - thank you for posting this.

  • @rosendorx77
    @rosendorx77 Před 7 lety +9

    omg, well worth to watch till the end. trust me you will enjoy it.

  • @blessthismessss
    @blessthismessss Před 10 měsíci +7

    the S-300 and S-400 are conceptually very scary missile systems but the fact that this video features 3 or more instances of them failing makes me wonder if its more scary for the enemy or for them launching the thing, lol

    • @s4ss.m8
      @s4ss.m8 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Bro, look at the war 😂 I'm doubtful anything of the Russians works as intended. And this is coming from an AK guy.

    • @brianv1988
      @brianv1988 Před 8 měsíci +1

      There are a bunch of them misfiring from Russia in Ukraine

    • @jade7631
      @jade7631 Před 6 měsíci

      Can you point out where exactly was the S-400? The Russian missiles all suggest the systems were S-300s. A system that dates back to the 1980s. A system that old has its drawbacks. It’s the reason even American F-15s snap apart in mid air. Many missiles featured in the video are not Russian, care to tell me why Russia should be scared?

    • @orjikerock875
      @orjikerock875 Před 2 měsíci

      Israel have been destroying it in Iran and in Iraq

    • @dongately2817
      @dongately2817 Před 17 dny

      Yes - for some reason Russian missiles always hit hospitals and civilian targets when aimed at Ukrainian military targets.

  • @mariomejia4912
    @mariomejia4912 Před 5 lety +4

    The last part about the Montana is priceless! LOL!

  • @johnnysharp6210
    @johnnysharp6210 Před 5 lety +18

    The first video was dangerous with many people watching nearby

  • @amcghie7
    @amcghie7 Před 7 lety +48

    The one you've labelled Denmark, they're all speaking English in the background with English accents...

    • @jorgenandersen365
      @jorgenandersen365 Před 7 lety +15

      That is a British Sea Dart missile, only used by the Royal Navy and the Argentine navy

    • @tonygov
      @tonygov Před 7 lety

      Even Andy i

    • @megharris3088
      @megharris3088 Před 7 lety +2

      Jorgen Andersen ironic really considering all the history those two have had..

    • @akizeta
      @akizeta Před 6 lety +6

      Britain has a lot of history with everybody.

    • @megharris3088
      @megharris3088 Před 6 lety +5

      NelC and will continue to do so, rule Britannia, what ho, pip pip and all that..🇬🇧

  • @blakethefoxxo5162
    @blakethefoxxo5162 Před 4 lety +4

    That second Russian one flew about as straight as a GTAV RPG

  • @hepburn118
    @hepburn118 Před 6 lety +1

    The sailor pissing himself laughing around 2:25 was the best bit for me.

  • @jbaltusstuff5908
    @jbaltusstuff5908 Před 7 lety +1

    Im so glad you did not mistake spaceflight rockets with ICBM's with this one.

  • @Hofsterman
    @Hofsterman Před 4 lety +8

    5:01 No major failure had taken place 😂

  • @Biden_is_demented
    @Biden_is_demented Před 7 lety +12

    That last one is a video of the USS Fitzgerald´s crew. :)

  • @Woody-nc1ru
    @Woody-nc1ru Před 3 lety +1

    This is a lighthouse mate, your call. Hello?😂😂 Always a good one

  • @SaposJoint
    @SaposJoint Před 7 lety +34

    You had the same clip back-to back.
    You should have just titled it "Worst Failed Compilation" and be truthful.

    • @benbrooks566
      @benbrooks566 Před 5 lety +6

      Sapo or maybe you should realise that people make mistakes, take your parents for example

    • @BadWebDiver
      @BadWebDiver Před 4 lety +1

      It's the same clip, just a slowed down repeat for the stupid people - like yourself...

  • @ethanqt
    @ethanqt Před 7 lety +15

    The launch vehicle blew up. "No major failure had taken place." That's government narrative for you. 😁

  • @wickedcity77rg
    @wickedcity77rg Před 5 lety +5

    1st clip the captain was like....."keep going dont stop the boat" 😅

  • @fridaycaliforniaa236
    @fridaycaliforniaa236 Před 4 lety +1

    I don't always fire a missile, but when I do it and hear a loud "SCHLUNK" on the roof of my truck, I always shit a huge brick in my pants ! 😂

  • @U2R4Me07
    @U2R4Me07 Před 7 lety +90

    That's why they test them...

  • @veritech4884
    @veritech4884 Před 7 lety +183

    at 2:14 ITS A DAMN TORPEDO NOT A MISSLE

    • @stephenhoward6829
      @stephenhoward6829 Před 6 lety +5

      Insufficient launch-air. Either an HP air valve didn't open properly, or the H.P. air tank wasn't charged fully.

    • @stephenhoward6829
      @stephenhoward6829 Před 6 lety +8

      Speaking from experience, that is a U.S Navy Mk51 torpedo. The torpedo isn't a dud, nothing is wrong with the torpedo. What happened was that there was a failure in the HP Air system that provides the push to shove it out of the tube. Either a valve didn't open properly, or there was insufficient air.

    • @americana_incarnate1717
      @americana_incarnate1717 Před 6 lety +1

      Same difference

    • @wilsoncrocker
      @wilsoncrocker Před 6 lety

      @@stephenhoward6829 do surface ships use hp & lp actuating air? LA class SS use lp air to actuate the hp air which pushes the weapon & water out of the tube.

    • @wilsoncrocker
      @wilsoncrocker Před 6 lety +1

      @Daniel Rodriguez no its not. wanna guess what the bright orange nose cone means? a failure to leave the tube is different than a "dud".

  • @stonie0212
    @stonie0212 Před 7 lety +38

    5:04 Not Denmark, that missile has never been in the RDN inventory. It is a British Sea Dart

    • @stonie0212
      @stonie0212 Před 7 lety

      LOL!! true

    • @josemanuelmillan7180
      @josemanuelmillan7180 Před 5 lety

      Too late for argentinian's A4 Skyhawks.

    • @ollybobi2178
      @ollybobi2178 Před 5 lety

      We could have been there we did the hovsa misile didn't we ???

    • @pdarley58
      @pdarley58 Před 5 lety

      Yep Sea Dart pile of crap

    • @simonbarnes7620
      @simonbarnes7620 Před 5 měsíci

      @@josemanuelmillan7180 7 confirmed kills? Plus one gazelle helicopter

  • @haraldpettersen3649
    @haraldpettersen3649 Před 4 lety

    I definitely recommend this video, you get to see serious experiences, but with a little cheerful twist.

  • @gowherbashir5571
    @gowherbashir5571 Před 5 lety

    This is why aliens have special interest in America

  • @Wildstar40
    @Wildstar40 Před 5 lety +4

    0:58 In Hollywood this missile would have blown up for sure.

  • @kujursameer86
    @kujursameer86 Před 7 lety +3

    I find this immensely funny

  • @caffeinatedbuffalosauce883

    It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to say that these are the worst rockets

  • @Zichoe
    @Zichoe Před 7 lety

    What is the movie at the end??

  • @__________________________Poop

    post the best missile failure compilation or get out

  • @tomcat9112
    @tomcat9112 Před 6 lety +6

    Hillarious ... honestly ...a bit long ... but pretty funy
    It remains me that we are all the same accross the world.
    No one is better than the others ;-) I love you guys wherever you come from.

  • @jackuzi8252
    @jackuzi8252 Před 6 lety +2

    Normally the Soviet/Russian "cold launch" (Missile ejected from tube by compressed gas, engine ignites a safe distance away, rather than inside launch tube) is a plus, but obviously less so for missiles fired vertically.

  • @muttsnutsNAFO
    @muttsnutsNAFO Před 5 dny

    This randomly popped up... 1000% perfect of them hahaha

  • @markmyjak7739
    @markmyjak7739 Před 6 lety +11

    It all started when man discovered fire.

  • @daniellitvinenko3478
    @daniellitvinenko3478 Před 6 lety +8

    LolxD the very end of the video

  • @garethdavies2985
    @garethdavies2985 Před 5 lety

    the one with the missile stuck at the end of the gun with the crew pissing themselves was brilliant

  • @cameronjustin8654
    @cameronjustin8654 Před 6 lety

    The torpedo was like, "I can't swim guys."

  • @swastikkanta9213
    @swastikkanta9213 Před 7 lety +51

    this is a lighthouse mate !! it's your call ..

    • @colincampbell767
      @colincampbell767 Před 7 lety +11

      That joke has been around for well over a century. BTW - the USS Montana is a submarine that was not commissioned until after the TV commercial came out.

    • @mikefister5810
      @mikefister5810 Před 7 lety +6

      Colin Campbell not to mention they would never ever mention the ssbn in their convoy

    • @kara95tv8
      @kara95tv8 Před 5 lety +1

      Where is Australia ? Lol they have a long list of failed

    • @chrisstingley7516
      @chrisstingley7516 Před 4 lety

      Lol I love that video

  • @SR71ABCD
    @SR71ABCD Před 7 lety +113

    Oh Shit its coming back down!

  • @poggergen1937
    @poggergen1937 Před rokem

    People pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for one missile and it’s not even guaranteed they’ll work right 😂

  • @wpa3715
    @wpa3715 Před 5 lety

    This is a lighthouse mate, your call. Gold

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 Před 6 lety +5

    1:09 that driver mustve looked at that missle next to him like 😱
    Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣😁👍

  • @RENIEDSA
    @RENIEDSA Před 7 lety +4

    the test are nornal

  • @balal5715
    @balal5715 Před 5 lety

    Ha ha ha the last finishing touch with light house was awesome

  • @Shade_Tree_Mechanic
    @Shade_Tree_Mechanic Před 4 lety

    Missile disintegrates, bursts into flames and crashes into the ocean
    Narrator:
    "No major failure has taken place"

  • @Neeharsha
    @Neeharsha Před 5 lety +4

    That's why we don't buy made in China 😂😂😂

  • @ratzemberger1
    @ratzemberger1 Před 5 lety +4

    Míssil: um trem que voa carregando combustível e explosivos...eu aviso...vai dar merda.

  • @smoothfags20
    @smoothfags20 Před 4 lety

    In the 1st clip, were giant elastic bands used ?

  • @drahunter213
    @drahunter213 Před 5 lety +2

    1:00
    Lol when the missiles nose hits the ground those guys must've freaked out

  • @mattymcmattamus
    @mattymcmattamus Před 7 lety +6

    I'm not going near that for at least a hundred years.

  • @69STARBREAKER
    @69STARBREAKER Před 5 lety +4

    Missiles from 🇨🇳!!! 😂😂 😂

  • @schmeegil2240
    @schmeegil2240 Před 3 lety

    RUSSIAN GENERAL: GO FETCH Z ROCKET 🚀.
    SOLDIER:
    I QUIT .

  • @kartikeysinha3834
    @kartikeysinha3834 Před 5 lety +1

    Legend has it that s400 lacked vodka

  • @hannes178lool2
    @hannes178lool2 Před 7 lety +4

    2.20 this is a torpedo

  • @hectorgaming03
    @hectorgaming03 Před 7 lety +5

    I wish all of this was North Korea

    • @daymal2717
      @daymal2717 Před 7 lety +2

      CreeperGaming2003 Minecraft & More Watch CNN much?

  • @petergriffin383
    @petergriffin383 Před 6 lety +1

    This is me trying to hit my goals in life

  • @Ms13unknown13
    @Ms13unknown13 Před 6 lety +2

    2:28
    This Comrade is why you don't mix fuel with vodka!

  • @Cg23sailor
    @Cg23sailor Před 7 lety +15

    2:10
    Not even a Missile. That is a Mk-46 Torpedo.

  • @gamejunk2707
    @gamejunk2707 Před 6 lety +11

    Why so disliked?

  • @ironmaiden6127
    @ironmaiden6127 Před 6 lety

    Where the last vídeo come?

  • @mikesuch9021
    @mikesuch9021 Před 10 měsíci +1

    There's a lesson for you. Always know where your fire extinguishers are at.

  • @landondull2372
    @landondull2372 Před 7 lety +8

    this has North Korea written all over it

    • @God_Gogeta
      @God_Gogeta Před 6 lety +2

      Landon Dull bet you donot even know where north korea is located on map.

  • @9442348543
    @9442348543 Před 6 lety +5

    Make a video on multi billion dollars ... trash f35s

    • @angus3963
      @angus3963 Před 5 lety +2

      Funny, IAF seems to be flying them over Iran without any issues. 📸 💣

  • @Hubba404
    @Hubba404 Před 7 lety

    That Krivak in the first clip now has a torpedo right next to him, good thing it did not enable!

  • @KingPrintmaker
    @KingPrintmaker Před 11 měsíci

    2:12
    Seaman: uhhh, your red rocket is showing.

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru Před rokem +6

    The first "fail" is not actually a fail, that's a new Russian "hybrid" missile. When fired, one half of the missile dives underwater to search for submarines and the other half goes after aircraft or surface targets.

  • @eduardoc1252
    @eduardoc1252 Před 5 lety +4

    Good work Russia, only quality products in you army.

  • @andrewzheng4038
    @andrewzheng4038 Před 5 lety +2

    *This never happens when I’m alone!*

  • @1950Chimaera
    @1950Chimaera Před 5 lety +1

    @2:50 "OOOOOO...PRETTY!...OH-OH...! Scam, it's coming back!"

  • @neil2385
    @neil2385 Před 7 lety +17

    another crap effort at robbing old video. your weak try with humor at the end with the US ship and the lighthouse pretty much seals it. It never happened and was just a tele advert.

    • @stephensalt6229
      @stephensalt6229 Před 5 lety

      I agree with Mr.Gray...that is exactly how the US reacts with other nations...I never get tired of that video....

  • @johnshackleton323
    @johnshackleton323 Před 7 lety +4

    Shit happens.

  • @poiuytrewq8ff
    @poiuytrewq8ff Před 4 lety

    Missile at 2:36 was like "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

  • @karlshrestha3737
    @karlshrestha3737 Před 5 lety +3

    2:39 they made a great failed testing

  • @mohammedashraf4229
    @mohammedashraf4229 Před 7 lety +3

    Are they all made in lndiass

  • @CosmicForester
    @CosmicForester Před 6 lety +3

    земля превратилась в один огромный писькомер

  • @gaijinblow
    @gaijinblow Před 10 měsíci

    0:59 that's a "welp, I'm done" situation right there...

  • @ben5073
    @ben5073 Před 4 lety +1

    Sooooo where did that first missile go off to?

  • @scraker7407
    @scraker7407 Před 4 lety +3

    2:19 NOT missile, thats torpedo.

  • @ryanb9038
    @ryanb9038 Před 6 lety +8

    This is were our tax dollars are going.

    • @CAL1MBO
      @CAL1MBO Před 6 lety

      GunZ-a-blaZin 0004 stfu

  • @necrookun1900
    @necrookun1900 Před 5 lety

    2:11 when you poop but suddenly...

  • @ravimusic8665
    @ravimusic8665 Před 5 lety

    3:00 that's kind of fireworks I need

  • @laetrille
    @laetrille Před 7 lety +5

    Want to hear a joke? Paid Kremlin Trolls

    • @spacekraken666
      @spacekraken666 Před 6 lety +3

      all i can see is american trolls saying how bad are russians

    • @TheGoodChap
      @TheGoodChap Před 6 lety

      you actually believe in paid kremlin trolls? I bet I can guess what news stations you watch.

    • @titanproductions3628
      @titanproductions3628 Před 6 lety

      You

    • @vasiliybaybuz139
      @vasiliybaybuz139 Před 5 lety

      If you will joke too much - Kremlin next time will make sasha gray US president :D

    • @monarch9522
      @monarch9522 Před 5 lety

      @@randyballweg6079 Murican duck

  • @ShikamaruXT
    @ShikamaruXT Před 7 lety

    You misread the title: it is the worst compilation of failed missles

  • @kurtphillips8301
    @kurtphillips8301 Před 6 lety

    Do you think they can get a refund?

  • @mariomejia4912
    @mariomejia4912 Před 5 lety +1

    The last part is priceless! Over...

  • @diarfejzullahu9623
    @diarfejzullahu9623 Před 7 lety +1

    "Mission failed we'll get em next time"

  • @kokigami5492
    @kokigami5492 Před 6 lety

    More missile fails, less newspaper articles.

  • @GrrMeister
    @GrrMeister Před 5 lety

    00:28 *Gives you so much confidence, sleep well at night, our Military knows how to do it.*

  • @chrisuffelman3494
    @chrisuffelman3494 Před 6 lety

    At 2:45 the missile looks like it lost a fin and/or the motor nozzle failed. The motor also could have burned through the side of the casing.