Geoffrey the Dumbass: Shark Tooth

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  • čas přidán 20. 06. 2022
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Komentáře • 213

  • @msrpmusic303
    @msrpmusic303 Před 2 lety +561

    We need an episode where Geoff is at therapy but his therapist completely enables him and thinks he's flawless.

    • @zangor3005
      @zangor3005 Před 2 lety +79

      His therapist is Man Georges

    • @eriklf48
      @eriklf48 Před 2 lety +7

      @@zangor3005 that would work as therapy is at its core, bravery class

    • @ATXnomad698
      @ATXnomad698 Před 2 lety +11

      @@zangor3005 Yeah inviting the crew to group therapy only to find that the therapist is Man Georges telling Geoff he's perfect and it's everyone else's fault would be solid

    • @oohdannyboy
      @oohdannyboy Před 2 lety +12

      @@zangor3005 Or Amir, from the Jake and Amir universe.

    • @af8808
      @af8808 Před 2 lety +24

      @@zangor3005 Not necessarily Mangeorges. His therapist could be just a regular guy, with a perfectly normal name.
      What's his name, you asked?

  • @leoschuehle1170
    @leoschuehle1170 Před 2 lety +368

    Gifted by my grandfather in the form of a Marshall’s gift card. Incredible writing

  • @AllAboutGamers0
    @AllAboutGamers0 Před 2 lety +146

    Wow Riley's acting was super impressive. She could become one of those movie stars you see on DVDs

  • @seanyeatts
    @seanyeatts Před 2 lety +171

    This is all just an excuse for Amir to take a nap in the middle of the work day.

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie Před 2 lety +15

      No excuses needed. All you need to do is pretend to drop a pencil, right? And when you go to pick it up, AH!

    • @adamheida8549
      @adamheida8549 Před 2 lety +9

      He hasn't answered a single work email in nearly a decade now!

  • @ReidTheRulesGuy
    @ReidTheRulesGuy Před 2 lety +93

    Ah, the "oh it must've turned" would have been a great line to keep in 😂

  • @RedLukey
    @RedLukey Před 2 lety +138

    Damn, Reily killing it with the acting here!

  • @thegundampilot01
    @thegundampilot01 Před 2 lety +118

    Riley's acting makes theses videos so much more hilarious. Her angry or in tears so so funny!!

  • @chrisfguitar
    @chrisfguitar Před 2 lety +36

    holy shit the shot of Rielly sobbing switching to Geoff half-grinning is the best piece of cinema I've seen in a while.

  • @robertmatthias
    @robertmatthias Před 2 lety +239

    Riley has gotten so much better in her acting. She was already great, but this is okay.

  • @TheAcorner1987
    @TheAcorner1987 Před 2 lety +20

    WIPER BLADES, WIPER BLADES!!!!

  • @Jytube231
    @Jytube231 Před 2 lety +23

    "So try making fun of that!" is just a quintessential insecure Jake line that it has me squeezing back into my ill fitting, SLIM FITTING cords.

  • @crstewart92
    @crstewart92 Před 2 lety +34

    They really jumped the shark tooth with this one.

  • @laylahassomethingtosay
    @laylahassomethingtosay Před 2 lety +12

    1:07 a very good and novel "what's that"

  • @jabatawe
    @jabatawe Před 2 lety +36

    Amir fainting, what a classic. just when i tought they hit a home run, they bring back an golden oldie and the ball hit an one eyed nearly blind man in his nineties with a name like parm on cam. what a chicken. this episode was pretty amber laying on the side of grey.

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper Před 2 lety +3

      DJ Schmoo Moo on the house. In the line and turning it up???

  • @brandonwilcox3307
    @brandonwilcox3307 Před 2 lety +25

    I love to imagine that Geoff spent so much time preparing himself to be roasted for his necklace that his brain literally wouldn't allow him to hear anything but criticism directed at the necklace.

    • @bobxyzp
      @bobxyzp Před 2 lety +3

      You love to imagine it, like it’s some crazy inventive interpretation you gave to the story? That is the story!

    • @brandonwilcox3307
      @brandonwilcox3307 Před rokem

      @@bobxyzp They didn't show anything before him showing up for lunch

  • @tayo_95
    @tayo_95 Před 2 lety +4

    "Jesus turned water into wine? How about water into brine!"
    "You're fired."
    "Of course."

  • @TheUsurper50
    @TheUsurper50 Před 2 lety +6

    Reilly crushed it holy shit lmaoooo

  • @summerskull9379
    @summerskull9379 Před 2 lety +9

    “The old Geoff might have acquiesced” Now there’s a word I haven’t heard in a minute

    • @mevicky100
      @mevicky100 Před 2 lety +4

      *eagle screech * holy shit, word of the day: old! that’s $1000 dollars

  • @tailsp1n
    @tailsp1n Před 2 lety +5

    this video is kind of the spiritual sequel to Dirty Geoffrey

  • @cruetusnex
    @cruetusnex Před 2 lety +22

    Dude, Reilly is INCREDIBLE! I love her acting in every video!

  • @gshak33
    @gshak33 Před 2 lety +5

    Love the clever writing of having Amir faint so they don’t have to take up too much of the boss’s time

  • @maxwilcox1823
    @maxwilcox1823 Před 2 lety +6

    going from geoff having zero personal growth in a year, to these bold fresh stylistic choices is a refreshing new blast in this stale timid creative space we call youtube

  • @keithlewis6316
    @keithlewis6316 Před 2 lety +6

    This is art

  • @GarveyPeterson
    @GarveyPeterson Před 2 lety

    "Did you sleep? " is such a funny line. Riles great

  • @tryingosling
    @tryingosling Před 2 lety +6

    If you can't find Reilly an Oscar then at least give her the Grouch!!

  • @_julery1141
    @_julery1141 Před 2 lety +5

    call it first

  • @measlysqueeze
    @measlysqueeze Před 2 lety +4

    That conversation they were having before Geoff walked in was worse than anything Geoff could ever do to them.

  • @nutmaster652
    @nutmaster652 Před 2 lety

    “I almost fainted!” LMAO

  • @Vacated204
    @Vacated204 Před 2 lety +4

    How did Geoffrey get his hands on the famous beef gurwich family recipe???

  • @Maazin5
    @Maazin5 Před 2 lety +1

    Blender + Milkman + Favor + DJ Business

  • @manasavachat5101
    @manasavachat5101 Před 2 lety +10

    This made my JAWS drop..Yeah like the freaking shark...tooth

  • @donotworried
    @donotworried Před 2 lety +8

  • @pokadoka3417
    @pokadoka3417 Před 2 lety +10

    haven't laughed that hard in a while

  • @ronnyproxin9442
    @ronnyproxin9442 Před 2 lety +1

    Y'all are getting more clever and creative with how you pull off the remote/split shoots!

  • @Roronoa2zoro
    @Roronoa2zoro Před 2 lety +5

    Riley sounded so genuinely distressed it actually made me wonder why she didn't get up and leave. Normally we don't question that.

  • @shadowmane55
    @shadowmane55 Před rokem

    The acting here was TOP TIER

  • @nemir3182
    @nemir3182 Před 2 lety +1

    I love the outtakes for these so much

  • @nicolemarly6202
    @nicolemarly6202 Před 2 lety +2

    so glad they're back imagine if we get weekly episodes

  • @jo.comics
    @jo.comics Před 2 lety

    The sheer panic in this is absolutely amazing! I love it!

  • @falamble
    @falamble Před 2 lety +1

    Anspaugh has become a god damn oscar award nominee of herself, a veritable Kate, Winslet or otherwise.

  • @BreadAccountant
    @BreadAccountant Před 2 lety +2

    glad these sketches are back

  • @PogieJoe
    @PogieJoe Před 2 lety +1

    I love these. They really brighten up my jail cell.

  • @VMP666
    @VMP666 Před 2 lety +1

    Watched it like 5 times today. Love the character development, this is an all new kind of dumb.

  • @QuincyConscience
    @QuincyConscience Před 2 lety +1

    A Shark Tooth for this snark couth makes the fellas tell the TRUTH! I vitamixed my expired foods. IN THE OFFICE

  • @maddiemai2249
    @maddiemai2249 Před rokem

    I like that they didn't even get up and leave, they just sat there inhaling the fumes of Geoffrey's evil concoction

  • @NevinRiley
    @NevinRiley Před 2 lety

    I just found out about Headgum through the Soothing Sounds of Geoffrey James video, and I'm very glad new Dumbass videos are being released!!

  • @Metallex
    @Metallex Před rokem

    "Slam gash" is now part of my everyday vocabulary?
    Bad Gash? Nah.
    Bad you.

  • @Old_Joseph
    @Old_Joseph Před 5 měsíci

    This is a rare episode, not many people see this, very valuable and desired

  • @mehow1827
    @mehow1827 Před 2 lety +1

    hahah yes headgum is back!!

  • @fadence
    @fadence Před 2 lety +1

    The bloopers make my life full

  • @dulceglass9111
    @dulceglass9111 Před 2 lety

    More of this PLEASE

  • @anthony7960
    @anthony7960 Před 2 lety +3

    So glad these are back 🥹🥲

  • @ThePVAGlue
    @ThePVAGlue Před 2 lety

    Geoff must have started getting into blending!

  • @mironricardo
    @mironricardo Před 2 lety

    These three make an amazing team.

  • @skydaplaya6
    @skydaplaya6 Před 2 lety

    THEY ARE BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER

  • @skc138
    @skc138 Před 2 lety

    THEY'RE BACK BABY

  • @xlightsout2167
    @xlightsout2167 Před 2 lety +1

    Geoff is literally Akuma

  • @iblame_nargles
    @iblame_nargles Před 2 lety +2

    God, I forgot how much I missed these.

  • @homesghouled
    @homesghouled Před 2 lety

    this is easily one of the funniest sketches you've ever done

  • @Kenteshimodo
    @Kenteshimodo Před 2 lety

    haha the fuckin whoaaa sheeeeshhh got me good.

  • @forgonenapster8888
    @forgonenapster8888 Před 2 lety

    God this truly is one of the greatest groups of creators on the planet.

  • @eelvis1674
    @eelvis1674 Před 2 lety

    You really are back!

  • @Ashley-wf7qi
    @Ashley-wf7qi Před 2 lety +1

    an absolutely JOSCAR worthy performance by reillance

  • @Ocean_Man
    @Ocean_Man Před 2 lety

    yall are hitting it out of the park

  • @nolanmurphy3056
    @nolanmurphy3056 Před 2 lety +1

    Don’t… yeah… don’t say “slam gash”

  • @climbitclimate
    @climbitclimate Před 2 lety +1

    you did faint. you’re fainting right now

    • @Maazin5
      @Maazin5 Před 2 lety

      Mickey! I'm fainting Mickey!

  • @YourPalJamieEllis
    @YourPalJamieEllis Před 2 lety +4

    Reilly consistently knocks it out of the park. Ring ring! SNL calling!

  • @deadlokitty4859
    @deadlokitty4859 Před 2 lety

    not amir almost fainting 😭😭

  • @coreyperdue1966
    @coreyperdue1966 Před 10 měsíci

    This is the goat episode of gtd

  • @JamScamly
    @JamScamly Před 2 lety +1

    A daddy did his research! sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

  • @Thickolas
    @Thickolas Před 2 lety

    This might be the single best HG vid since... I wanna say, Jingle Part 2

  • @noahcoffman8752
    @noahcoffman8752 Před 2 lety

    An incalculable amount of Reilly quotables in this one

  • @grobertson9
    @grobertson9 Před 2 lety

    One of the best

  • @GregTurismo
    @GregTurismo Před 2 lety +5

    I’ll have what he’s having

  • @mevicky100
    @mevicky100 Před 2 lety +2

    a shark’s gnasher for this ashy bastard slays and slashes gash and snatch!
    I rode my second cousin reverse cowboy-style! at 1 OAK!

  • @zacharyabrahamson5287
    @zacharyabrahamson5287 Před 2 lety

    if anyone at headgum is reading this i love you and you guys are the greatest!!! never stop doing this it's amazing!!! you guys bring so much joy to the people and you guys deserve millions for this shit. PEACE!✌🏼❤️☮️

  • @kevinwhitehead
    @kevinwhitehead Před 2 lety

    Gash! It's gonna help you slam gash!

  • @anarchohelenism
    @anarchohelenism Před 2 lety +1

    Riley really sold this ep

  • @TheColtones
    @TheColtones Před 2 lety +1

    Geoff’s version of Villan

  • @hussain.darwesh
    @hussain.darwesh Před 2 lety

    Amir is fainting
    CALL MICKEY MY FRIEND!!!

  • @SaltyMeat69
    @SaltyMeat69 Před 2 lety +1

    Honestly Geoff’s lunch looks pretty good

  • @Jackson94ATX
    @Jackson94ATX Před 2 lety

    Fantastiv video, Riley's acting is legit impressive

  • @generalistvibe3279
    @generalistvibe3279 Před rokem

    I need the BTS for this one. I can't imagine how impossible this was to film

  • @handfloboxingreview1673
    @handfloboxingreview1673 Před 2 lety +1

    That's awesome tooth

  • @QuestGoblin
    @QuestGoblin Před 2 lety

    Missed these

  • @richaw1652
    @richaw1652 Před 2 lety

    Love these. Have you tried screaming “I’m ugly, and I’m proud!”?

  • @captainautobots
    @captainautobots Před rokem

    Man, this episode made me real hungry for some gash.

  • @yummydirtproductions
    @yummydirtproductions Před 2 lety

    This video is more than good, it’s fine

  • @viralarchitect
    @viralarchitect Před 2 lety

    That necklace may help him slam gash, but that rotten water made him swam ass. Michael Phelps style.

  • @bencooke-nobackupdream9281

    IT’S BACK

  • @DEMIntern
    @DEMIntern Před 2 lety

    “And what is it going to help me slam?”

  • @jacobreed953
    @jacobreed953 Před 2 lety

    Amir is definitely laughing laying down

  • @theopensourceartist
    @theopensourceartist Před 2 lety +1

    I actually think Geoff looks really cool in this vid. The shark tooth looks fire on him

    • @aglet2089
      @aglet2089 Před 2 lety

      …did he tell you to say that?

  • @Senyaotl
    @Senyaotl Před 2 lety

    Can’t believe La Croix sponsored this.

  • @k.m.7533
    @k.m.7533 Před 2 lety

    I wish I could read the label on those cans. I'd love to buy some.

  • @shipwreck9146
    @shipwreck9146 Před 2 lety +5

    Geoff's man bun looks delicious, and I'm not talking about the hair.

    • @danielstamper3180
      @danielstamper3180 Před 2 lety

      A little impolite, don't you think? This is a public space...

    • @beno1129
      @beno1129 Před 2 lety

      More like a pubic space

    • @shipwreck9146
      @shipwreck9146 Před 2 lety

      @@danielstamper3180 I'm actually not from around here.

  • @hussain.darwesh
    @hussain.darwesh Před 2 lety

    Amir fainted for a split

  • @retsuza
    @retsuza Před 2 lety

    That's awesome

  • @MMobarak
    @MMobarak Před 2 lety

    Sooo good

  • @jw-py9nw
    @jw-py9nw Před 2 lety

    Awesome