Geoffrey the Dumbass: Growth

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  • čas přidán 8. 09. 2024
  • Reilly confronts Geoff about his stunted growth.
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Komentáře • 300

  • @Varooooooom
    @Varooooooom Před 2 lety +185

    “Now we’re cooking with gas: Electric stoves.” missed y’all so much omg

    • @incog.nyto.
      @incog.nyto. Před 2 lety +12

      *proceeds to show a google image of a shore*

    • @leem2155
      @leem2155 Před rokem

      @@incog.nyto.for shore! of jorts!

  • @Jackson94ATX
    @Jackson94ATX Před 2 lety +509

    This return wasn't inadvertent. It was precise, it was methodical.....it was illegal

    • @mevicky100
      @mevicky100 Před 2 lety +17

      it was more than legit… it was dece!

    • @danielstamper3180
      @danielstamper3180 Před 2 lety +10

      None of those things are true. Where do you get your information from?

    • @EnjoyerofYoutube
      @EnjoyerofYoutube Před 2 lety +3

      but BARELY illegal!

    • @arjunholmie
      @arjunholmie Před 2 lety +1

      Wrong. HITLER SMOKED!

    • @mevicky100
      @mevicky100 Před 2 lety +2

      @@danielstamper3180 widely agreed these are true statements

  • @Mrsemir100
    @Mrsemir100 Před 2 lety +62

    2:18 i tell you what joy is
    it’s all about creating your own reality and don't wait for happiness
    it is only by creating that that that that that that that joy that you can be in the zone

  • @noahcoffman8752
    @noahcoffman8752 Před 2 lety +187

    The Reilly sneer before the "who???" wil live rent-free in my head for a while

    • @JamScamly
      @JamScamly Před 2 lety +7

      _who_ ??? 👺
      i want a clip of this to keep in my pocket

  • @eriklf48
    @eriklf48 Před 2 lety +153

    To be fair Geoffrey has a glowing history of successful business ventures. He did put Amir down for a 4k check for a business selling wafers filled with Newton Gingrinch's seed

    • @ryanhealy9026
      @ryanhealy9026 Před 2 lety +17

      He also invested in Snapchat in the angel round and possibly a jukebox. There was also him getting in at the top of the Herbalife pyramid: introducing Arm to Hammer.

    • @Daxxximus
      @Daxxximus Před 2 lety +6

      @@ryanhealy9026 He brokered THE DEAL.

    • @Kaervek87
      @Kaervek87 Před 2 lety +2

      Or whatever the maximum is.

  • @budapestreet
    @budapestreet Před 2 lety +68

    Not really a hobby, but I’ve been gilding a lot of lilies recently

    • @danielstamper3180
      @danielstamper3180 Před 2 lety +5

      The saying is “don’t gild the lily”, so your hobby is being actively contrarian.

    • @AttackoftheJoe
      @AttackoftheJoe Před 2 lety +2

      Is that even legal dude!?

    • @dylanmonstrum1538
      @dylanmonstrum1538 Před 2 lety

      @@AttackoftheJoe He's an asshole, sure, but it's technically not illegal.

  • @Ocean_Man
    @Ocean_Man Před 2 lety +58

    When I saw Reilly wearing sunglasses, I allready knew we were in for some diva witchhunt villain shit. Great to see how Geoff has grown tho, guys a genius.

    • @justme22154
      @justme22154 Před 2 lety +2

      Could have been worse. She could have been evil Reilly. Scary...

  • @nivekeryas
    @nivekeryas Před 2 lety +415

    Does Reilly get her nails done or does she do them herself, because they look great. Geoff is a brick oven at a mid-tier pizza restaurant

    • @nutmaster652
      @nutmaster652 Před 2 lety +70

      right!!!? those cuticles are way to neat and proper, and that colo- he seriously reaches an internal temperature of 550°F and for lack of a better term, ROASTS a pizza pie to somewhat less than perfection.

    • @HoustonWadeCompton
      @HoustonWadeCompton Před 2 lety +11

      Does that mean he's pretty fuckin hot, or nah??? On a hat, in a bag

    • @incog.nyto.
      @incog.nyto. Před 2 lety

      @@HoustonWadeCompton he's soot and he's grime and he's absolutely covered in burnt cheese on the inside.

    • @nivekeryas
      @nivekeryas Před 2 lety +26

      @@HoustonWadeCompton it means he's fine, but he's covered in soot and not cleaned often enough

    • @ThePantheons
      @ThePantheons Před 2 lety +5

      The pendulum swing on this comment is absolute all time God tier.

  • @bostonia
    @bostonia Před 2 lety +54

    1:14 I was sure this was going to be a joke about not paying your power bill

  • @Jaangwon
    @Jaangwon Před 2 lety +36

    The fans want more noir content, it can't be helped. That or more musicals, oppa Marty's wake style.

  • @CalebWhiteMe
    @CalebWhiteMe Před 2 lety +115

    Still radiating the thin ankle energy. Hitting it out of the park with this one 😎

  • @atkingofhearts
    @atkingofhearts Před 2 lety +10

    "Are you joyful?" followed by immediate silence.

  • @Caigga900
    @Caigga900 Před 2 lety +48

    The jokes are so meta. Glad to see Reilly & Geoff back, they're on another level.

  • @ngossett75
    @ngossett75 Před 2 lety +43

    To be fair, when he pointed out his hair growth, that is one majestic mane

  • @homesghouled
    @homesghouled Před 2 lety +109

    I am in fact a day one and popped for the "that's awesome, dude" - I was also watching old geoff the dumbass and off days videos recently, and the ways in which you guys have grown as actors and comedians/improvisors is really rewarding to have been able to observe in real time. it's awesome, dudes.

  • @likakakaka
    @likakakaka Před 2 lety +27

    These two queen divas are really glowing

  • @yellville
    @yellville Před 2 lety +7

    2:55 Reilly taking up the Jake "I'm working from home today" mantle.

  • @JonnyEsports
    @JonnyEsports Před 2 lety +3

    "Something for the day ones" I almost cried tears of soy

  • @the.brokenhand
    @the.brokenhand Před 2 lety +19

    i reacted just like she did when i saw the notification

  • @jackcr2477
    @jackcr2477 Před 2 lety +85

    Can't get over how much of a bombshell Riley is, and how Geoffrey is so... fine?

    • @trvrshoe4518
      @trvrshoe4518 Před 2 lety +15

      He's good, even

    • @Brandontroll
      @Brandontroll Před 2 lety +20

      He's taupe.. dare I even say... amber?

    • @AndrewPonti
      @AndrewPonti Před 2 lety +11

      Bombshell, heck yes. He’s def taupe. I scissored my life coach at a wine tasting.....so,

    • @YourPalJamieEllis
      @YourPalJamieEllis Před 2 lety +6

      @@AndrewPonti I want to make a Jake-style "gross sentence" generator

    • @markii751
      @markii751 Před 2 lety +5

      Geoffrey is so... chine?

  • @Phazon8058MS
    @Phazon8058MS Před 2 lety +7

    Flew a kite this weekend. So sick.

  • @bingshavebeenchilled
    @bingshavebeenchilled Před 2 lety +7

    you know, it's been on my mind for a while now so it's gotta be said. If a normal vest has 0 sleeve length, by adding regular length sleeves they will be infinitely longer hence the infinite vest

  • @k.u.5798
    @k.u.5798 Před 2 lety +9

    The day ones appreciated that.

  • @Spad3s
    @Spad3s Před 2 lety +12

    This writing is insane, I have never seen a writer putting the effort in to make a line as wrong as possible in every way. "Now we're cooking with gas", then proceeds to say electric stoves, which would be one of the only ways to cook without gas, and shows a picture of a beach. It goes beyond nonesense, it feels almost illegal.

  • @EvynnexEvynne
    @EvynnexEvynne Před 2 lety +18

    i almost fell off my bed at “that what shit?” god i missed y’all

  • @tonoornottono
    @tonoornottono Před 2 lety +189

    reilly is like objectively in the wrong in this video it’s hilarious. insults him to his face for not “growing” enough for her standards, literally calls him a dumbass. her character is perfect because it accentuates just how harmless geoff is and how much of a toxic workplace headgum is to keep bullying him.

    • @pole8740
      @pole8740 Před 2 lety +115

      he brought a gun to the office and drank a pint of rubbing alcohol

    • @henryh3738
      @henryh3738 Před 2 lety +106

      @@pole8740 as a goof!

    • @incog.nyto.
      @incog.nyto. Před 2 lety +17

      @@pole8740 guilty as charged

    • @Ather_sys
      @Ather_sys Před 2 lety +11

      @@henryh3738 on the day

    • @topkekmemes1675
      @topkekmemes1675 Před 2 lety +2

      Don't read too much into it, it's just a bit.

  • @Duryism
    @Duryism Před 2 lety +37

    The initial high pitched squeal was my energy too when I saw that this was back! And Riley's teeth aren't that big really...

    • @incog.nyto.
      @incog.nyto. Před 2 lety +1

      Amir wasn't in this one but you can absolutely tell he has impostor syndrome.

  • @TheAdamPhilipShow
    @TheAdamPhilipShow Před 2 lety +2

    Now we’re cooking with gas, electric stoves is a great fucking line! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @caincarpenter3794
    @caincarpenter3794 Před 2 lety +20

    I look forward to the Reilly and Barry arc. Fire Geoff again please.

  • @coffin7904
    @coffin7904 Před 2 lety +15

    the cinematography looks amazing guys

  • @GregTurismo
    @GregTurismo Před 2 lety +20

    I’ve been saving all my stimulus checks for this moment

  • @nogoodboyo1200
    @nogoodboyo1200 Před 2 lety +5

    genuinely speaking of growth, their acting skills have improved so much since the last sketches! I'm genuinely blown away, this was absolutely hilarious. Please never stop!!

  • @xGrgicx
    @xGrgicx Před 2 lety +8

    That's awesome dude!

  • @turbanheart
    @turbanheart Před 2 lety +11

    THAT'S AWESOME, DUDE! 🤜✋ This return makes me so, genuinely happy. Geoff and Reilly truly are the future of comedy and I missed this series more than a grown man should ❤️

  • @Elysiadon
    @Elysiadon Před 2 lety +4

    "Now we're cooking with gas-electric stove"
    Give this man a Goscar

  • @carterwatson8594
    @carterwatson8594 Před 2 lety +8

    Yo Geoff remember when you installed that sink? So sick.

  • @ThePVAGlue
    @ThePVAGlue Před 2 lety +1

    I loved the silent conversation at the start like “You” “Me? You” “I know” “All this”. I could watch that on loop.

  • @seanwalsh9942
    @seanwalsh9942 Před 2 lety +5

    Love seeing this series return! Reilly and Geoff have such a great dynamic, I love seeing them together in stuff! Can’t wait for more info on the Barry/Reilly situation

  • @SeraphsWitness
    @SeraphsWitness Před 2 lety +5

    Geoff is a Fabio of himself

  • @larvaedadindex
    @larvaedadindex Před rokem +2

    I love that she reacted that intensely about “that’s awesome, dude”

  • @beclops
    @beclops Před 2 lety +33

    Oh man, I deserved more than this, but this is... Fine

  • @DEMIntern
    @DEMIntern Před 2 lety

    “OMG! You BETCH!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamesgrimes4587
    @jamesgrimes4587 Před rokem +2

    0:33 I'm sorry... Barry Chair, of the Charrister fortune?!

  • @LocoToCrazy
    @LocoToCrazy Před 2 lety +4

    I don’t know why the line “My relationship with my friends and family have matured profoundly.” I don’t know why it is. Why the line that it is that way.

  • @miracledip5123
    @miracledip5123 Před 2 lety +1

    Geoff representing Cleveland with that Tommy’s t-shirt

  • @georgerichardson6479
    @georgerichardson6479 Před 2 lety +2

    This is more than exciting it's fine

  • @captainchaos5705
    @captainchaos5705 Před 2 lety +3

    Wow Geoffrey's looking really good in that infinite jest (jean vest)

    • @incog.nyto.
      @incog.nyto. Před 2 lety

      it's an infinite (incredibly finite) jest (jean vest)

  • @gasgano8255
    @gasgano8255 Před 2 lety +2

    Guys, i'm really, REALLY happy (some might even call it joyful) that you are back doing these skits (or sketches?). Much love to Riley and Geoff but also to the whole Headgum crew. THANK YOU!

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron Před 2 lety +2

    2 weeks is too long to wait to see this hilarious crew 😂. Weekly videos please!

  • @PogieJoe
    @PogieJoe Před 2 lety

    I am loving this subtle evolution of dumbassery.

  • @noel1735
    @noel1735 Před 2 lety

    And they're back, baby!!

  • @averybeckett
    @averybeckett Před 2 lety +3

    Haha that was really great! These two should have a podcast together!

  • @M1xmaster100
    @M1xmaster100 Před 2 lety

    I spy a Tommy’s restaurant out of Cleveland Heights T-shirt peeking out from under Geoffrey’s denim jacket. I will always love that place! So good!

  • @HalzyonMC
    @HalzyonMC Před 2 lety +1

    I'm so excited for this series to be back, I missed it the most

  • @utterlyj1277
    @utterlyj1277 Před 2 lety +1

    Reilly has the best sneer I've ever seen on a face

  • @pizzannn
    @pizzannn Před rokem

    "Barry and I moved in together" IT WAS BARRY CHAIR THE WHOLE TIME

  • @AttackoftheJoe
    @AttackoftheJoe Před 2 lety

    Happiness is fleeting but joy, joy is forever, is the kind of stupid bullshit that keeps me coming back…always.

  • @lukedog80
    @lukedog80 Před 2 lety

    They're back, back again 🔥🔥🔥

  • @MrAdwaa
    @MrAdwaa Před 2 lety

    Throw some money into advertising these please, the jokes are too good to only be seen by this many people.

  • @curtisboucher6727
    @curtisboucher6727 Před 2 lety

    The boys are back in, well…. Town!

  • @joedurbin5246
    @joedurbin5246 Před 2 lety

    His face after she says “I’m new here”
    Haha

  • @LLsunflower
    @LLsunflower Před 2 lety +1

    I'm so glad this is back

  • @ryanhealy9026
    @ryanhealy9026 Před 2 lety +1

    Reilly says that Barry and her moved in together, as in Barrister Chairister, world renowned lawyer.

  • @adeliciousbutterydong7664

    I also grew my hair out in lockdown and I need Geoffrey's haircare routine yesterday
    DeLorean style.

  • @jtsizzle6918
    @jtsizzle6918 Před 2 lety

    New Headgum office is so dope

  • @Varrishan
    @Varrishan Před 2 lety +1

    Omg, this was such a joyous reunion! I did cry tears of soy but also of antifoam!

  • @LanceDavies
    @LanceDavies Před 2 lety +1

    So happy to see this is going again

  • @xxxo_ashb0ts
    @xxxo_ashb0ts Před 2 lety

    "That's awesome, dude.... It's something for the Day Ones!"
    No fist bump, though?

  • @miks8
    @miks8 Před 2 lety

    Yaaaaaay!!!! Its baaaack!!!

  • @DiddntFindANameLol
    @DiddntFindANameLol Před 2 lety

    Hell yeah! Geoffrey and Railey are back!

  • @LazarusIsBackBaby
    @LazarusIsBackBaby Před 2 lety

    THEY'RE BACK, BABY

  • @fantasybookclub
    @fantasybookclub Před 2 lety

    A comeback of epic, well... proportions!

  • @mcmuffincakes
    @mcmuffincakes Před 2 lety

    Rylance has been livid in every sketch so far and it feels right to be that way

  • @darmam0o
    @darmam0o Před rokem

    I've been doing Geoff's fist trap thing with my friends and it's working great.

  • @JamScamly
    @JamScamly Před 2 lety

    i could watch this 100 times. And maybe i will!!!

  • @annaheff7332
    @annaheff7332 Před 2 lety +1

    I still say that’s awesome dude 😆

  • @jaykim223
    @jaykim223 Před 2 lety

    “It’s something for the day ones” he’s talking about me!?

  • @skydaplaya6
    @skydaplaya6 Před 2 lety

    IT’S BAAAACK

  • @Thisath100
    @Thisath100 Před 2 lety

    god I've missed this so much. happy you're back, and glowing.

  • @_julery1141
    @_julery1141 Před 2 lety

    This gotta be one of the best episodes yet

  • @ninkeyblader
    @ninkeyblader Před 2 lety

    Gosh seeing them here and listening to review revue is just incredible energy

  • @gARBLEMUM
    @gARBLEMUM Před 4 měsíci

    Preesh the shout out at the end

  • @plot000000
    @plot000000 Před 2 lety

    ok hear me out, it's like substack, but rubtracks. It's where you cozy up to various race tracks at social events and maybe one day you'll be able to sit courtside at one of the races

  • @wheelsongenius
    @wheelsongenius Před 2 lety +1

    Looks like Geoff is doing just Fiennes, Ralph or otherwise.

  • @originadept9706
    @originadept9706 Před 2 lety

    THATS.. awesome dude

  • @kylieputt8677
    @kylieputt8677 Před 2 lety

    YES THEY'RE BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER

  • @uwusoftboy69
    @uwusoftboy69 Před 2 lety

    I’m so glad they’re back, I love this group sm :) I hope you keep posting

  • @bhellsite2854
    @bhellsite2854 Před 2 lety +1

    Day ones!!!! So glad to see Geoffery's dusty ass and Riley's radiant smile again

  • @brandonhaney55
    @brandonhaney55 Před 11 měsíci +1

    The first 30seconds were way to real...heyyyy.... awkward silence

  • @rnjbond
    @rnjbond Před 2 lety

    That's awesome, dude

  • @rhov1422
    @rhov1422 Před 2 lety

    Geoff looks like that Brendan Fraser colombian character from Bedazzled.

  • @brightwall-
    @brightwall- Před 2 lety

    This was beautiful.

  • @psyduck8025
    @psyduck8025 Před 2 lety

    Amazing acting from these 2

  • @surfyswag
    @surfyswag Před 2 lety

    day 1 checking in, ep was indeed awesome, dude

  • @Sabrina-tl9ws
    @Sabrina-tl9ws Před 2 lety

    return of the king

  • @todancewithpants
    @todancewithpants Před 2 lety

    THAT’S AWESOME DUDE

  • @TimHonkinStromboli
    @TimHonkinStromboli Před 2 lety

    Yesssss!!!! Yes!

  • @Charlielx
    @Charlielx Před 2 lety

    This was amazing. What a great return

  • @RakkieD
    @RakkieD Před rokem +1

    SOMETHING FOR THE DAY ONES

  • @slowestjabroni
    @slowestjabroni Před 2 lety

    That's awesome dude