Children Are Really Not Good People. Damon Sumner

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  • čas přidán 25. 08. 2023
  • Children are really not good people, or at least that's been Damon Sumner's experience while raising his children. In this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Damon talks about his children and some of the terrifying/horrible things they do. Whether you're someone with little kids, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Damon Sumner will have you laughing from start to finish.
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Komentáře • 74

  • @smbrowning578
    @smbrowning578 Před 9 měsíci +30

    Seasoned parent of 3 active children. Something always happening. My first question was "is there blood?...can you move it?"

    • @Rosie_C
      @Rosie_C Před 7 měsíci

      Always. The kids I used to nanny still tease me about the time someone actually got injured and I calmly paused the baby I was feeding a bottle and kept saying, “it’s fine. I’m sure she’ll be okay.” She had busted her chin open and needed stitches. She was fine! :)

  • @jarmom4033
    @jarmom4033 Před 9 měsíci +20

    He's the fun friend in the group I bet.. bc he's just an ALL AROUND FUNNY DUDE! & it probably never stops😂

  • @ElysianFields-nv7wq
    @ElysianFields-nv7wq Před 9 měsíci +15

    I love this guy's humor and comedic style!

  • @anitajones4899
    @anitajones4899 Před 9 měsíci +19

    She chokes me! SAY WHAT? What do you do? I play dead, that's what I do! 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @CynthiaPrice79
    @CynthiaPrice79 Před 9 měsíci +58

    My younger siblings hit puberty, and suddenly I couldn’t be in their bathroom without dry heaving a little.

    • @jaysrandomnesschannel
      @jaysrandomnesschannel Před 9 měsíci +2

      ​@@TheAstroflightyou didn't need all that to explain anything...if her siblings were boys, what she was smelling was hot loads 😂😂😂

    • @Beardfamily247
      @Beardfamily247 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@TheAstroflight you like, a musk-etarian or something 🤔

    • @MZRTMusic254
      @MZRTMusic254 Před 9 měsíci +2

      ​@@jaysrandomnesschannelJesus Jay! 😂

    • @jaysrandomnesschannel
      @jaysrandomnesschannel Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@MZRTMusic254 😂...I speak of nothing but the truth

    • @CynthiaPrice79
      @CynthiaPrice79 Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@TheAstroflight ok, but they smelled like nasty BO and not washing enough.

  • @tedereTSSK
    @tedereTSSK Před 9 měsíci +4

    Good crowd enjoyment.

  • @carolynnaumann2306
    @carolynnaumann2306 Před 9 měsíci +15

    Lol, love this guys sense of humor. Really gets to it !

  • @agnesstokes1078
    @agnesstokes1078 Před 9 měsíci +9

    I hope they aren't really that bad, but he's funny as hell😂😂😂😂

  • @vickiclark1998
    @vickiclark1998 Před 9 měsíci +26

    I had 6 kids and I always had an informant!! LOL!!

  • @MF_Reinhold
    @MF_Reinhold Před 9 měsíci +6

    I lost it at, this kid is gonna be on an airbrushed t-shirt 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

  • @outdoorasmr
    @outdoorasmr Před 9 měsíci +20

    "Old privilege" 😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @threeparthuman
    @threeparthuman Před 9 měsíci +3

    that was hilarious brother! thanks for the laughs! LOLOLOLOL.

  • @endrankluvsda4loko172
    @endrankluvsda4loko172 Před 9 měsíci +9

    Absolutely hilarious

  • @specopbookie
    @specopbookie Před 9 měsíci +2

    Sup from Wyoming!! Love this guy’s energy 😂

  • @HizashiYamada-ShoutaAizawa
    @HizashiYamada-ShoutaAizawa Před 4 měsíci

    I am laughing my butt off right now!!🤣 But the funniest part is that my family/friends say im exactly like him🤣🤣

  • @realtalkwithLorin
    @realtalkwithLorin Před 9 měsíci +12

    Hahaha. Love him. My sister tried to kill me every night. Now she's on the run. Lol

  • @theartistjodievans
    @theartistjodievans Před 9 měsíci +3

    🤣🤣🤣 I’m peeing my pants over here! I had four kids. I relate!

  • @simmiedavissimmiesings8185
    @simmiedavissimmiesings8185 Před 9 měsíci +18

    Fried chicken but we had lasagna😂😂

  • @cindyrissal3628
    @cindyrissal3628 Před 9 měsíci +48

    Oh, honey, 30s aint nuthin'. Just wait...it gets SO-OO much more interesting when you get to the 50s & 60s...😂

    • @karmencummings9754
      @karmencummings9754 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Yessssss!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @heatherL4834
      @heatherL4834 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Hell, mid-40s is turning into a ride for me.

    • @kimberlyfoss4787
      @kimberlyfoss4787 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Right?? I remember when I hit 50 I said, it should be illegal for anyone over the age of 45 to have to bend down to pick up anything!! 😂

  • @Rosie_C
    @Rosie_C Před 7 měsíci

    Children are really not good people. I don’t know how many times the 2 year old has gotten busted for destroying the plants and flowers, and just last week the kids kept trying to tell me he was at it again… “[he] is makin a mess!” “[he] is damaging something. You might want to see this.” And he had destroyed 2/3 of a brand new, huge, gorgeous fall mum.

  • @SunshineMafia
    @SunshineMafia Před 9 měsíci +3

    That’s hilarious! 😂❤️👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽☀️☀️

  • @blazze7772
    @blazze7772 Před 9 měsíci +5

    😂😂😂 Bro almost made me wake up my wife.

  • @gayleneelaban1161
    @gayleneelaban1161 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Love this guy! He’s funny and real!

  • @cas4040
    @cas4040 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Great set. 😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @jerridavis6462
    @jerridavis6462 Před 8 měsíci

    Enjoyed from Texas!

  • @HeliPadUSA
    @HeliPadUSA Před 8 měsíci

    "Hisself"....not a word

  • @bowleggz1003
    @bowleggz1003 Před 9 měsíci +4

    He was hilarious 😂

  • @shanikasmith2591
    @shanikasmith2591 Před 9 měsíci +2

    This guy is hilarious!! 😂😂

  • @simmiedavissimmiesings8185
    @simmiedavissimmiesings8185 Před 9 měsíci +12

    My sister is a choker😂😢😢😢

    • @frequentsee3815
      @frequentsee3815 Před 9 měsíci +1

      I think maybe she wanted him to do it back? Idk. Kinda kinky. Not sure yet

    • @MZRTMusic254
      @MZRTMusic254 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@frequentsee3815onii-chan is that you?

  • @caligirl1028
    @caligirl1028 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Freaking hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @guardianangel9517
    @guardianangel9517 Před 8 měsíci

    You're RIGHT about 50s and no Facebook😂
    I'm NOT participating with that😅

  • @TheSleepingonit
    @TheSleepingonit Před 9 měsíci +8

    Being 6 ft 6, i have to stand out of the shower to wash my hair, doubt that is the problem with your son

    • @MagycArwen
      @MagycArwen Před 9 měsíci +6

      Put a little stool in the shower so you can sit down 🚿😂

  • @mbyrd6713
    @mbyrd6713 Před 9 měsíci +2

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 love him

  • @kcl060
    @kcl060 Před 9 měsíci

    I'm shocked how many people got the tp joke bahaha! Collector's item😂

  • @Sendcookiesnow
    @Sendcookiesnow Před 8 měsíci

    Funny AF

  • @barbarahering484
    @barbarahering484 Před 9 měsíci +12

    You were great but whoever was laughing so loud was drowning you out.

  • @SOULLESSVR
    @SOULLESSVR Před 9 měsíci

    Having daughter and son sleep in same bed seems strange to me....

  • @beverlyhall228
    @beverlyhall228 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Funny

  • @PacificMoceans
    @PacificMoceans Před 9 měsíci +5

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @crystaldawn9255
    @crystaldawn9255 Před 8 měsíci

    He said over 50 come on Jennifer Lopez's 50

  • @hotdogsauce
    @hotdogsauce Před 9 měsíci

    damon🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @patrickgallagher9069
    @patrickgallagher9069 Před 7 měsíci

    35, old.... nope. You're not old yet!

  • @dbdk1635
    @dbdk1635 Před 9 měsíci +1

    ☠️ 😂

  • @TeresaO82
    @TeresaO82 Před 8 měsíci

    My dad's fb profile pic is his hand lol

  • @deceptionsdemise
    @deceptionsdemise Před 7 měsíci

    Ahahahaha

  • @theresagkeenan8331
    @theresagkeenan8331 Před 9 měsíci

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @drip369
    @drip369 Před 9 měsíci +8

    Nah bro I've never had a fat kid phase, we were too poor and I'm enjoying being a trim muscular man

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 Před 9 měsíci +3

      I never had a fat kids phase. My brother never outgrew his fat kid phase. He is now a fat adult.

  • @comicgeniusshow3190
    @comicgeniusshow3190 Před 9 měsíci

    😂🎤😂🎤

  • @jaysrandomnesschannel
    @jaysrandomnesschannel Před 9 měsíci +1

    Cant watch this one, audio is horrible. Echoing like a MF

  • @torturedGenius73
    @torturedGenius73 Před 9 měsíci

    Not good enough, that's a shame

    • @grumpyoldguy-oc4zl
      @grumpyoldguy-oc4zl Před 9 měsíci

      No you're not, and you never will be.
      "Genius" 🤣🤣😂😂🤡🤡

  • @johnsegura610
    @johnsegura610 Před 9 měsíci +1

    First

  • @thequieterubcomethemoreuhe1198

    This is the 2nd skit about kids that I've watched & I surprisingly, derived zero laughter from it. Idk. Maybe I just don't like his material or jokes.

    • @Mario-ur8ti
      @Mario-ur8ti Před 9 měsíci +1

      His jokes were great. I believe your problems were greater than his talent.

    • @thequieterubcomethemoreuhe1198
      @thequieterubcomethemoreuhe1198 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@Mario-ur8ti
      🤣🤣🤣🤣
      I don't have problems.🤔🙄
      And his talent level wasn't great enough to make me laugh.
      Perhaps your level of intelligence meets his level of talent, eh?
      Still, I am not oposed to what you consider enjoyable; although, I don't believe that my comment threatened this guy's performance, at a volume such that, surprisingly, sufficed your efforts to defend him.😂🤣Or defend your perception.....🤔
      However, thanks for helping me leave, this time, with a laugh.🤣
      Word to the wise:
      Your attempt at insult should be, somewhat accurate, if you want it to succeed. Albeit should also be directed at someone who actually cares about how you feel.😎🤣😂😁🤣

    • @AWholeVibe96
      @AWholeVibe96 Před 8 měsíci

      You’re not alone. I wasn’t impressed either. But I also don’t have the lifestyle of being a parent or wanting to be a parent.

  • @stephencurry8552
    @stephencurry8552 Před 9 měsíci

    Tight

  • @robertwardi358
    @robertwardi358 Před 9 měsíci

    This guy is Kevin Hart level.....