SO I WATCHED THE WORST RATED ANIME OF ALL TIME: MARS OF DESTRUCTION
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- čas přidán 9. 05. 2021
- Well this anime was rated 2.23 for a reason.
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That one girl who lost her head in scene 1 was the smartest of them all. She recognized how terrible this was and decided she didn't want to participate in life anymore.
Isekai Delivery Service driver here. Can confirm she was taken to a better anime.
@@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69 what one
@@drsex5483 Konosuba
@@jirito7470
IsekaID: 3-XP-10510-N
Subject Name: Megumin
Previous Fate: Decapitation via laser (Mars of Destruction)
Current Fate: Alive
@@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69 She probably got taken to demon slayer and is fighting demons with a nirichin gun like Genya
Girl: *misses every shot*
Alien: *hits her*
Girl: *surprised pikachu*
If you are able to miss every shot point blank, the only way to improve is close your eyes and shoot.
@@rowneel7473 XD
YOU MISSED?! HOW COULD YOU MISS!?!? HE WAS THREE FEET IN FRONT OF YOU!!!
@@zarvidnoom1547 is that a Henry stick man reference sounds familiar.!
@@yanielferrer2594 Mulan
"She dumped the whole fucken' CLIP,
*AND MISSED EVERY DAMN SHOT!!"*
Dumbledore said calmly.
265 likes and no reply?? Lemme fix that
300 likes and 1 comment? Lemme fix that
@@pokemonwilliams2176My minion
is that a my immortal reference
Dumbledore would say that phase calmly I can actually hear him say it
Imagine how her aim would be if the target was actually moving.
Nothing would change lol. Both scenarios she misses every shot
All you had to do was duck baby girl
that's where she shines, they just move into the bullets
no.
@@Xmarkthingsbro i read this the same exact time the video said it 😭
the space between their eyes is the distance my grandparents had to walk to get to school
😂
fr the eye space tho
Prolly why they can’t aim
Their eyes are divorced
@@totallycalixo 💀
I love how he deadass never let the girl missing all of the shots in a mag go 😭😭
Lol he stayed grilling her
Same with the girl losing her head
Missed every shot. What is this pulp fiction?
Mate had a whole clip of shots and nissed every damn one
Then this lady doesnt even try to dodge the laser moving at the speed of an old ass lady
Legend says that he still roasting her till this day
3:23 you can tell that he is genuinely mad that She missed every shot
Lmao 😂 bro I'm over here in tears 😭
9:39
“Is this Beethoven”
The way he said that completely out of nowhere had me flatlining 😭
"missing at point blank range"
the ultimate storm trooper
underrated
I know this is irrelevant but anyone know that song that played when 8:32 When he talking about the “ops”?
The Anime Star Trooper
Heh
Or the alien is just mista
teammate: gets head blown off
the other girls: *ya'll hear somethin?*
Remember gamers if you think your aim is bad, think twice because theres anime girl who does not even f**cking hit one thing on her blank point range. Even nerf kid can hit anything at blank point range
yeah, he said it was based on a game, I guess it was based on skyrim as well.
@@cyber_hacker alien: fus ro dah!!!!!
anime girl character: flying because from impact
thats my teamates in every game xD
@@TSA595 your team are good.
They just need good aiming practice and fast reflects.
If human can be genius by learn
So they skill are
2:09 Reflexes of a statue,
3:01 worse than stormtrooper aim,
9:58 infinite range arm,
10:19 Having a conversation when they're teammates choked the - out,
10:42 first shots landed she only had to touch him
I laugh off when you said storm trooper aim
That’s an insult to stormtroopers
and she STILL did ABSOLUTELY NO DAMAGE WHATSOEVER. She needs to die alone for that lowkey.
The way bro yelled “LIKE YOU COULDA DODGED THIS SHIT” It fuckin murdered me 2:49
Fun fact: the p90 has a capacity of 50 in it's mag, and it's very accurate. She was a worse shot than you thought.
GODDANGIT LARRY
True
Ok if it were me,
Imma light they shit up by simple aim tracing
@@thatmfnamedgoldi3411 full auto on a p90 is actually insanely fast like by the time you register your holding down the trigger too long it already dumped the mag it fires at 950-1100 rounds a minute depending on condition and manufacturer if you dont wanna do a google search
@@Danielhuren 1100 per minute still gives you 2.7 seconds for 50 rounds, right? It's not that long, but _more_ than enough to sweep your gun about and make sure at least _some_ of your shots hit. A second is longer than you think. 2.7 seconds will feel like all the time in the world, especially if it's something you've trained for. There's no way you just touch the trigger and it dumps the whole damn mag without you noticing, that's in an entirely new dimension of exaggeration.
1. It was an entire mag
2. It was a rapid fire gun
3. He was right in front of her
4. HE WASN'T EVEN MOVING
And she was running *towards* him!
5: It had 50 bullets
What's funnier about the first girl unloading the P90 is that it's implied she dumped all 50 bullets.
3:22 To answer that question, she was the Storm Trooper from Star Wars drop out, because she was missing so bad the academy was like "Look baby girl we like you, but we can't have someone that *THAT* bad a shot, I know the reputation we have for Storm Troopers being bad shots buuuuuut....we are at least close, your aim is just trash" then she is transferred to whatever the hell forces she a part of at this point and we see why she was a dropout.
Update: she could have used an aimbot and still wouldn't have helped.
The girl who missed a whole ass clip makes Stormtroopers look highly competent 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Bruh 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Atleast storm troopers can actually hit u once in a whiLe
Nah she makes Cod NPCS more competent 😂
Fr🤣🤣🤣
"Houston we got a problem, the quality is too low"
After that one, I knew I was going to die from laughter
Ayo
Interesting
Aim worse than a stormtroopers smh
Bro you are magic it’s confirmed lol
Yo wtf stop delete yo damn acc
3:35
Damn, I felt that anger shake all the way here like when TFS Vegeta's rage snapped through space and time.
Legend has it Cj still cant get over shorty missing all them shots 😂
*gets a 117-A on my wrist* this is for every background character that died without a chance at being a protagonist, may they find peace.
Add game characters while you're at it. *I still remember Green Biker Dude from the opening of Megaman X2.*
The animators tho are on another level!
Bars!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
At the end of Halo 3 the 117 carved into the memorial represents her, not Master Chief.
That girl missed more shots than I could with the girls
@krishaan somwanshi .
Well dayum
Storm troopers have better accuracy. They hit like 1 shot.
@@ProdMajinZyad Proof?
Damn ... 🤣
9:37 no, it's even more ill-fitting. this is supposed to be a dramatic fight scene and they're running the friggin' Barber of Seville in the background, what the heck...
4:00 TO ADD TO THIS RANT, this girl landed ALL of her shots, WHILE DIVING TO THE SIDE.
So to sum up, the First girl got lag killed, the Purple hair girl got skill, and the last girl is a noob to the 9th degree.
this is like a boondocks character reviewing this shit, and i love it
Facts; he's even using the Uncle Ruckus theme music, too. XD
@@murfeel1173 I knew I heard that shit from somewhere. The tuba makes is so undeniably recognizable.
>sees a black person
>"iS tHaT a bOoNdOcKs rEfErEnCe?!?!"
@@afj810 Well in this case it kinda is lol!
Intentionally talking like a young Col Stinkmeaner and using the Uncle Ruckus theme? I say we have a winner.
Lmao
"how do you miss all your shots at point blank range"
Me to My teammates in apex every game
Lag
Ping
You didn't support him
He got jumped by another squad
@@yaboiplank6764 my eyes were blinded
I'm playing with a steering wheel
I lost my arms in the war
@@kin-3877 its you not me
my mom was calling me
shut up
me to my phone for absolutely no reason
also
"how do you miss all your shots at point blank range"
my random teammates looking at me with sorrow
You just watched the ONLY episode of the WORST rated anime, so that WE don’t have to. Respect.
The title should be changed to "CJ roasting a crappy anime for 12 minutes".
As the great abridged Piccolo said to Gohan... *“DODGE!!!”*
I love you 😍
@@dogma3815 excuse me?
For bringing up dbz abridged not alot of people I talk to enjoy it I make it a point to make you know you ain't wrong
@@dogma3815 oh okay, my apologies for taking it the wrong way
Just cuz u mentioned dbza. U are my best friend
Still can’t believe that girl unloaded the whole mag AND MISSED ALL OF THEM!
fax🤣 and that shi was point blank
@@thtboiigio8149 Like 3 meters away acting like it was 300
Child so easy just shoot them right in the head
Free fire in a nutshell
And with a p90
My man out here making the most of that Uncle Ruckus horn
6:05 bro fr took to the call of duty advanced warfare funeral 😔
Cj:I’m a nice person!
also him: *calls a anime character 3 insults in one second *
LMAO
Thats why hes nice
@@topi9817 LOL
The fact he refrained from going over 9999 insults on this video is impressive, i dont know what you mean fam
yeah, nice at trash talking
"If she plays any shooters I want her to uninstall the game"😂😂😂
I’m done - 😭🤣
Don’t even think about buying the game
Lol
9:37 I don't know what destroyed me more: The Beethoven music playing, or the way he points that out lmfao
5:56 what the heck!
"You missed!? How did you miss, he was 3 ft in front of you!" - Mushu
Lol I just finished watching Mulan. I get on CZcams I see this video I go to the comments and I see yours lol I'm LMAO on the floor because this comment is describing the girl who missed every single bullet
Alternative title: **Man Constantly hates on anime chick who misses every shot for 12 mins straight**
I would too her aim so trash bruh a little kid could pick up a gun and do better
Even I could atleast hit one bullet to my enemy
@@mr.nobody4959 i would blame my ping
Yes
@@gaminghighpriest5293 same
I love how hard he laughed when the girl got her head blown off 🤣
9:21 she cheated on her test
the dislikes on this video are the creator of the anime and the people that worked for him plus all there alt accounts
For Real!? Atleast he know that his anime is underrated
@@DariusA25 Yeah the dodging is amazing!
10 dislikes
@@kingroyal8757 you get the point it was 1 dislike earlier
And those who like it
Clicked so fast that even killua could not catch me
If you finger is faster than god speed you sure know how to pleasure a lassy
Ah damn...
@@christopherifill1996 sheeeeeee 😳
@@christopherifill1996 Sheeeesh
@@ouma_san4387 you heard me
4:20... that nani had me cryin 😂😂😂
You’re intro is tuff as hell boss. Great content man, funny ass video💀
3:03 is when I started dying of laughter. She sucked so much at shooting, CJ went on a 5 month rant because he is still talking about her sh*tty *ss aim to this day.
Cue the "To Your Eternity" episode and yeah, he still hasn't recovered from that shitty aim.
Even the stormtroopers would laugh at her.
@@PlahaKumar Right, because at least they hit some of their targets.
I laughed when he said oh hell nah
@@naruto-bc3kf Same.
R.I.P to Background character 117-A, she will always be the only person to remind us to duck a very slow laser beam that nobody would ever get hit by...
Nevermind there was a report that two cops died to those slow ass beams just now.
It was a suicide. She didnt want to be a part of this bullshit anymore
I can confirm that it indeed was a suicide
BUT WAIT!!!! We have found vine on the ground where she was hit, and there appear to be cuts on her ankle. SHE MAY HAVE BEEN STUCK, THATS WHY SHE DIDN'T DODGE THE SLOW ASS BEAMS😱
@@luisnieves1844 💀
4:22 you're killing me 😂
Bro this is the first video I saw from you. You are so funny definitely subbing
The “aight” will never get old
Rodarrick Cooke yep
A true og
Yesssir
It don’t
Yup
Why did he sounded like Uncle Russell while giving 117-A a whole funeral 😭✋
I don't why
Rip 117-A
*Ruckus
Bruh I know right
I was looking for this comment
The first 7 seconds of a video never made me laugh as much as this😂😂
10:13 : Notice how long it took her to touch the ground.
When background character 117 A died i cryed for hours on hours 😭😭😭 Rest in piece background character 117 A
Me noticing that this hasn't been up for an hour ._. are u from the future
@@_....2737 wait😶
@@spoonkidEnthusiast hello
@@_....2737 He probably watched the show before
@@Minicario the dude was obviously joking 💀 kids these days dude wanted attention
the gun could be on my man abdomen and she could still miss 99% of her shots
SHE SUCKS 😂
She’s the kind of person that would miss the sun if she was shooting point blank
in xcom they say its because she keep rolling 1s even when she needed a 2 to hit the dam target cause she was so dam close!
@@dudechill4119 ong
11:38 bro exploded like a power ranger villain
9:16😂😂😂😂
"Is that Beethoven", the torso exploding and the trash aim commentary made me laugh a lot.
For real
Same
Yeah
The fact that she missed all those shots. She lucky she ain't in the COD community, she was gonna get smoked not just from enemy fire, but from her teammates roasting her as well. Like damn, and what makes it's worse is that she is running directly towards it and she still misses.
It's even worse when you consider it was standing in *ONE FUCKING SPOT.* It didn't even move to do anything until it realized she went through the entire mag bro.
@@thecollector4753 and it. Was FUCKING BIG. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MISS A 10 FOOT TALL ALIEN FREAKING. You know what? Her hands and eyes need to be erased.
@@thecollector4753 Could’ve stood still and take time to aim lol
I don't even play COD and I'd be better than her
If she played Battlefield i would make it my mission to friendly fire her ass til i get banned if only to counter the points she would feed the others
Cj is so cool, man. He criticizes these dogs than apologizes in the end. "Rest in piece baby grl." Bruh coolest man alive (Besides Cory, mind you. No offense)
NAAAWWWWWW THAT FUNERAL GOT ME DYING! Caught me so off guard! A+ for that. May Background Character 117-A rest in piece
Random Girl: Misses all her shots
Cj: And I took that personally 😤
That whole tangent was hilarious tho
I am from Russia the p-90 is best gun.
bullets don't miss enemy..........enemy stand in the way of bullets !
A p-90 usually has 50 bullets per mag with pretty decent acuracy. HOW DO YOU MISS A POINT BLANK RANGE STILL TARGET WITH A FULL AUTO 50 BULLET SEMI-MACHINEGUN?
@@lucasqianzhengxu XD
I'm so happy
I swear Cj Dachamp is like Berleezy but instead of cartoons. It’s anime lol
EXACTLY
FR
Funny thing is berleezy said he would roast dragon ball but it’s been like 3 years 😂
That’s probably why I like this dude so much 😂
FR
11:25 If I had to guess, the shot from the 50 cal blew his shields out and that's why the girls were able to blow him up
How does this man always make me choke of laughter
At 3:10 he had the chance to say “ if everyone had the same aim like you,maybe Abraham Lincoln could’ve see the end of the play”
NOOO
With aim like that,Nothing bad would have happened to JFK
Teddy would’ve walked into the bullet just to flex
yeah, but…
*civil war*
3:29 that is exceptional aim! I mean, who else would be able to expertly hit EVERYWHERE ELSE except the target right in front of 'em?
me
bullet allergic to the monster be like
@@ronjaybahan7944 lol fr xD
*Well yes but actually no*
even bloody stormtroopers got better aim than that
This is one of my favorite channels now 🤣🤣
I'm about to sub just for that funny intro that made my day
Somewhere in the death star:
Storm trooper: So.. why do you want to work here?
Brown haired girl: I- I Miss every sho-
Storm Trooper: YOURE HIRED!!!!
Who will win?
A stromtroop have shit aim?
Or some random girl
Stormtroopers have aim. They just want peace unlike the war mongering jedi scum. They shoot a ton of warning shots so it looks like they miss, but they actually care about their citizens.
@@yaboiplank6764 that in legends..
@@yaboiplank6764 nah
@@fuckingking6796 Pretty disappointed that Disney made legends non canon.
Nah. The funeral scene had me in tears. Talking bout she gave Ash Kash a run for her money.
YESSSSS bro
What’s was the song at 7:02
I think boondocks and undertale
@@kadroni4662 kingdom hearts 🥱 uncultured
@@Dreadedfn I think its called dearly beloved from Kingdom hearts
0:21 not usopp with waves 😭😭😭
Weebs: jApaNEsE pUt mORe eMotIoN iNtO the VoiCeS tHeN eNglIsH
The Japanese: 5:27
That part is even weider without context 💀
3:13 ain't nobody gonna talk about the "whats good bruh" stance
Ong
9:37
@@gamingnaturals9155 yep
Rest in peace girl that couldn't drop her head
Seems like someone didn’t Donald Duck 😏
Piccolo would have had a stroke.
Girl’s neck was trash
@@lordyurei7714 nice one lmao
The robot dropped it for hwr
2:25 when the break lights are too bright
the intro thoooo fire video
"this makes Kohaku's eyes look normal"
i didn't know that was even possible lmfao
What anime she from
Dr. Stone
@@zerogalaxy4796 My Hero Academia*
@@SUPERNOVA0360 did you even watch dr stone
@@sukunawithadrink432 nope lol
Clicked faster than tenten screen time
Sheeesh thats fast
Damn
Clicked faster than tenten speed in prime
@@andrewthompson9756 to much power for one man impossible
Clicked faster than aqua tears falling down her face
people say MARS OF DESTRUCTION is the worst anime:
high guardian spice: let me introduce myself
Loooove the trombone or saxophone or whatever you're using in the background 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The use of uncle Ruckus’ theme just never gets old
He sound like him too😭😭
@@PerkalationTTV when he does that preacher voice he really does😭😭😭😭
Fun fact Uncle Ruck's theme is actually Jabba The Hutt's theme
I love how everyone in the comments are talking about the two dumdass girls and not that one flashback scene that we all took very wrong 😂😂
Fr was abouta call the FBI to raid their ass
That’s what I’m saying 😟
I just started watching this dude and after 3 minutes of playing the video, i'm subscribed
Girls head gets blown off:
Her teamates: *Must've been the wind*
He's so mad the whole time because he realized he could have just looked up the lowest rated anime instead of slowly draining away his life by scrolling for an hour.
it would have given him a random choice just as scrolling would have. i would argue the scrolling is better bc he gets the ratings on the side with each listing, EX Arm was rated higher so it helped me put it into perspective
The worst anime is actually called “Tenkuu Danzai Skelter+Heaven” and its rating is 1.85
Zamn
We should get CJ to do a reaction of that next.
In anidb its Abunai Sisters
And it's made by the same people as this one lol
Arsalan are you telling me there's a worst anime than this???
So glad I found this man. I appreciate your you. And your heavenly work you bestow on us mortals. 🙏😂
Whippin' out the Uncle Ruckus theme something fierce for this one.
'All you had to do was duck...'
Piccolo: I TOLD YOU TO DODGE
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"GOD DAMN, THIS IS SOME LOW ASS QUALITY THOU"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that part killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm cringing
@crimson animation yt Am here Am here laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@crimson animation yt Ya man wbu
@crimson animation yt because of these frikin emojis bro lmao
@crimson animation yt Mad Mad
This video was fantastic. There's a point where anime can be so bad it's comical. I'd say this is definitely one of those anime. Thanks for the laughs! 😀
holy sweet mercy i done laughed so hard this whole video nice work brother
Nah nah her aim was perfect. The alien was just dodging so perfectly it only looked like it wasn't moving
Ultra instinct alien
alien with mastered ultra instinct
Hahaha oii 😄
This anime is like something u wake up at 2 36 am and is on
I like your use of the Uncle Ruckus theme.
I need to know where you got the picture of Usopp rockin' the waves, that shit was too fucking funny right out the gate 😂
Fun Fact! A p90 is said to be a very accurate gun, especially in close-range encounters!
Yup
An ironic scenario that these events took place in
Having handled one, the sights aren't great and the trigger is heavy but out to 100 meters should be really easy, much less anything closer.
@@Vanessa-uu8dr fortnite is not allowed in this reply thread tyvm :]
Lol
She really goes up to my mans and she missed a WHOLE CLIP , aye star wars this you STORM TROOPER? Nah THIS AIM IS WORST THAN A STORM TROOPER
Is that even possible
@@SayinhDaGoat *Don't underestimate the power of stupidity.* T__T
Worse that mine the first time playing cod
Worse than a 3 yr old playing fortnite
You know what makes it worse?
IT STOOD THERE STARING AT HER UNTIL SHE WAS DONE FIRING
Not the Shining(?) music in the background 💀😭😭🎼
so just found this channel
WHERE THE HELL YO ASS BEEN WHEN I WAS BORED ON A SUNDAY BRUH???!!!! YOU FUNNY AS HELL MAN!!!!
i just watched Beyond Scared Straight Baki Edition, then watched A Journey of Pain, Sadness and Sorrow, now im on this and my abs finna start lookin like Baki's cause i haven't stopped laughin🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣