Cryptocurrencies: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • Digital currencies are generating a lot of excitement. John Oliver enlists Keegan-Michael Key to get potential investors equally excited about the concept of caution.
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  • @jopa1328
    @jopa1328 Před 11 měsíci +203

    The most refreshing thing about this is that Michael Keaton seems like a genuinely nice guy lol

    • @thompse412
      @thompse412 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Wait, what did I miss, where did Michael Keaton come up in this?

    • @chitahitsu4743
      @chitahitsu4743 Před 4 měsíci +7

      @@thompse412 at 1:19

    • @thompse412
      @thompse412 Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@chitahitsu4743 holy shit how'd I miss that

    • @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
      @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid Před 2 měsíci

      Yeah, that stood out big time.
      He seems like any random guy who just wants to chat. That's cool.
      Maybe it was just the fad subject that warmed him up, but I don't think so.

  • @clessalvein876
    @clessalvein876 Před rokem +338

    Aged amazingly. Even the bit about not being able to come up with a dumber name than “Deep Onion” led to the bit over the name “Monkey Jizz”. This is truly one of the timelines.

    • @Etherfallss
      @Etherfallss Před 2 měsíci

      So, as I said to others in this comment section, "Deep onion" seems like a dumb name only for people that don't know enough about the web.
      Nearly all deep web sites needs Tor browser to access. The logo of tor Browser is an onion, for it's a reference to the deeper layers of the internet you get access to thanks to it. One of the major use of crypto-currencies is to buy things on the deep web, using tor. So "deep onion" is nothing more than a very logical name.
      I'll give you that Monkey Jizz is a dumbfuckery that has no fucking reason to exist.

  • @ahogg5960
    @ahogg5960 Před rokem +336

    My wife and I were in London staying in an AirBnB a few years ago now. Hosts invited us to have some wine with them before we went out for dinner, so we did. They started telling us about this cryptocurrency they'd both quit their jobs to start doing full time and how "it was going to change the world". We sat with them, asked some questions and then had to leave for our dinner reservation. As soon as we were in the lift, I turned to my wife and said "Bitconneeeeeeeeeeeeeect!" and we both pissed ourselves laughing.
    These two sounded exactly as daft and ludicrous as that guy did

    • @pred8r273
      @pred8r273 Před 5 měsíci +15

      I bet you never even put 10k on her..... Table. BITCONNNEEEEEEEEECT

  • @GP-ry8wt
    @GP-ry8wt Před rokem +505

    I cant believe how well this video aged,
    All of this still holds up in the end of 2022!

    • @BigD-jc6rj
      @BigD-jc6rj Před rokem +23

      You are absolutely right! He even predicted NFT's at 5:30!

    • @andrewt9128
      @andrewt9128 Před rokem +5

      Yuuuuuuuurp.
      Sincerely, 2023

    • @bonbonjovi4836
      @bonbonjovi4836 Před rokem +2

      what are you talking about? It did not age well at all. I had 18 bitcoin that I bought in 2017 for about 600$. I remember being up over 100% when this video aired and I sold them all for over 50k couple of years ago. I prettying much made 800k after paying taxes on a 10k investment and bought a house that I am renting out.

    • @Miikasae
      @Miikasae Před rokem +1

      Well except the part about the queen knighting a beatles parody dog band

    • @ww32
      @ww32 Před rokem +8

      @@bonbonjovi4836 if you haven’t been paying attention the crypto market took a massive nose dive I’ve the past few months because their value is based on nothing. It was hysterical to watch all of the people that drove the price of things like GPU’s and processors through the roof loose loads of money when the market crash and to watch the flail away trying to convince people to continue buying in to drive the price back up.

  • @WardNightstone
    @WardNightstone Před 6 lety +8582

    i'll be honest i half exspected John to announce his own Crypto currency

    • @LerobotZ
      @LerobotZ Před 6 lety +326

      Ward Nightstone i wanted to buy the LCT - Last Coin Tonight as well. Kind of disappointed...

    • @InstructorAnthony
      @InstructorAnthony Před 6 lety +75

      I was fully expecting there to be one also. Disappointed.

    • @Prizzadar
      @Prizzadar Před 6 lety +125

      I think they dont want that responsibility and possible PR nightmare.

    • @petertaylor4980
      @petertaylor4980 Před 6 lety +21

      Only half? I was sure that was coming.

    • @danielpoliti8624
      @danielpoliti8624 Před 6 lety +19

      Yeah I totally though that’s where this was going

  • @DaringBob312
    @DaringBob312 Před 2 lety +2324

    Do another episode on Crypto now. Would be a good follow-up

    • @lego7817
      @lego7817 Před 2 lety +56

      nah, he got it right the first time, he was positive about BTC in a funny way... its even worse now, look at all the meme coins, its 99% retards buying this shit. degen gamblers.

    • @matt4048
      @matt4048 Před 2 lety +46

      What this guy said, but slightly more polite. It was, and still is an interesting technology, but to proclaim it as the "money of the future" at such an early time was overhyped and has led to exactly what the Bitconnect guy was demonstrating.
      Now you have people dropping six figures on cheap repetitive graphics on the premise that it's "unique", despite the longstanding invention called Ctrl-C.

    • @zacrl1230
      @zacrl1230 Před 2 lety +36

      There's really know need to. Crypto is here to stay. Tons of shit coins, just like there are tons of shit businesses. The best will rise to the top. Some will win, most will lose.
      Best of luck.
      Do your own research.
      Don't invest more than you can afford to loose.
      FNA

    • @chaydonofallon1352
      @chaydonofallon1352 Před 2 lety +23

      Investing in crypto is just gambling. There is no reason to think it will be the currency of the future. I'm just surprised there are not more pump and dumps. Just look at the squid coin. Long term it seems crypto is not a good investment.

    • @Axillas
      @Axillas Před 2 lety +11

      @@chaydonofallon1352 anyone who invested into squid coin is an idiot just like you whos saying its not long term😂

  •  Před 2 lety +1168

    An episode on NFTs would be hilarious.

  • @hadanghuy1901
    @hadanghuy1901 Před rokem +385

    This aired 4 years ago and it never gets old. still true to the end of 2022

    • @kempolar9768
      @kempolar9768 Před rokem +11

      One thing I've noticed about John Oliver, basically every one of his episodes that aren't about a specific event (and even sometimes then), they stay relevant for YEARS. Sometimes when I'm listening I have to go down to the description and see when it came out because it's way more relevant than it should be.

    • @tranha3616
      @tranha3616 Před rokem +5

      I still remember going to work with that one dude who went on and on about bitcoin. One time I had enough and just clapped back: "yes yes, you got lucky but let's not forget a whole lot of other people who's in financial ruins over crytocurrency. Now shut the f up and let me work." He kinda stoped talking to me altogether after that 😬

    • @redrar00
      @redrar00 Před rokem +1

      @@tranha3616 Win win, you told him off, any you don't have to listen to him talk again

    • @pedrobecker5368
      @pedrobecker5368 Před rokem +1

      watched it just now, 2023... still holding up!

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Před rokem

      blockchain will be the name of the network of prisons worldwide that hold these scammers.

  • @TacettheTerror
    @TacettheTerror Před 6 lety +1444

    I completely lost it when he yelled out responsibility with that much enthusiasm. xD

    • @pb8185
      @pb8185 Před 6 lety +16

      Tacet the Terror I think it’s great that he’s talking about being careful and responsible with your money, don’t buy into anything you don’t understand.
      Having said that people should really take the time to understand the technology. He made some good points but also some misinformed ones. Bitcoin is kind of like the dot com bubble, where people got in without understanding why the technology is so revolutionary, and caused a massive surge and and equally massive collapse. But look at the biggest companies in the world now, and where you would be had you held on to some of those companies stocks. You know, small companies like Google, Amazon, or Facebook.
      I think blockchain technology (the ones that are free and open) will do for finance and trade what the internet did for information, but you gotta do the research for yourselves before you invest in anything.

    • @VanceJoudrey
      @VanceJoudrey Před 6 lety +6

      Tacet the Terror My catholic girlfriend used to do that when she made me put it in her ass.

    • @syrialak101
      @syrialak101 Před 6 lety +2

      Peng Bian Eh... I might not be as optimistic as you but I still agree that people should be responsible and think before they invest.

    • @driwen
      @driwen Před 6 lety +2

      @Peng Bian: of those three companies you mention only Amazon actually had public stock during the dot com bubble. Google had its IPO 2004 and facebook in 2012.
      But yeah it will be a new technology we will use, but invest in companies/coins that have a real and achievable goal and don't invest more than you can afford to lose.

    • @chadia25
      @chadia25 Před 6 lety +1

      same here, I'm still laughing :-)

  • @w00tyd00d
    @w00tyd00d Před 6 lety +643

    I would've lost it if Dan came out at some point to try to defend himself and John's just like "NO. GET BACKSTAGE, DAN. I HATE YOU."

    • @thejosie
      @thejosie Před 6 lety +18

      delectable M they hate him because he used to work for college humor

    • @LiquorChuggingKnight
      @LiquorChuggingKnight Před 6 lety +3

      I thought he’d be the one to come out, too.

    • @joseph-zoramcbride4029
      @joseph-zoramcbride4029 Před 4 lety +4

      Ah Dan. I'm curious why they hate him so much. I guess he's just that much of a dick. The way John says, "I hate your belt more than anything in that photo" cracks me up and feels, ... genuine. I wonder if he still works there?

    • @NFSF1McLaren
      @NFSF1McLaren Před 4 lety +23

      @@joseph-zoramcbride4029 I have this headcanon that Dan served Beef Gurewitch to the staff, causing them to hate him.
      It wasn't the main reason, but their breaking point imo

    • @kentyamamuro6730
      @kentyamamuro6730 Před 4 lety +6

      NFSF1McLaren this is the response I was looking for. I no longer need to read this comment section.

  • @Sloaner69
    @Sloaner69 Před 2 lety +659

    I was NOT expecting Dan Gurewitch to show up in a "stock" photo. I'm glad to know he's got a good gig, the college humor sketches were pretty hilarious!

    • @AiyanaHuger1995
      @AiyanaHuger1995 Před 2 lety

      His face reminded me of beef gurewitch and I didn't know why until this comment.

    • @shannonmacomber1983
      @shannonmacomber1983 Před 2 lety +8

      I'm happy too

    • @Finlayr0x
      @Finlayr0x Před 2 lety +21

      Dan talking about bitcoin like NOBODY CAN HEAR ME. NOBODY CAN HEAR MY COMMENTS

    • @Zzyzzyzzs
      @Zzyzzyzzs Před 2 lety +61

      He's actually a writer for LWT so getting him to pose for those photos would not have been hard.

    • @shihsntz5301
      @shihsntz5301 Před rokem +16

      @@Zzyzzyzzs Yeah but it was still fun to see, like when Siobahn had a brief appearance on Arrested Development. :D

  • @thegod5647
    @thegod5647 Před rokem +101

    Who else is enjoying last bit tonight with block chainiver

  • @mirsch594
    @mirsch594 Před 3 lety +2563

    Everything about this episode is wild in 2021

  • @PoochieCollins
    @PoochieCollins Před 3 lety +2592

    _"Even a coin like 'Dogecoin' can rocket up in value."_
    Man, has this hilariously aged like a fine wine.

  • @loudgrape28
    @loudgrape28 Před rokem +875

    Love to watch this as crypto is failing and some of the fraud is finally being investigated

    • @louisporcellini3756
      @louisporcellini3756 Před rokem +21

      I would not say crypto is failing at all.

    • @edinfific2576
      @edinfific2576 Před rokem +14

      @@louisporcellini3756 No, it's blooming.

    • @McCarthyJohn100
      @McCarthyJohn100 Před rokem +7

      If it bottoms around 19k that's a hell of a lot higher than the last time it dropped a few years ago. Next Rally will probably break 100k, John might be a year or 5

    • @Zelorp
      @Zelorp Před rokem

      It’s basically going to be fine as long as people are stupid enough to put money into something that isn’t real. So it’s going to be fine, forever.

    • @randystanton6280
      @randystanton6280 Před rokem

      Yeah yeah it's failing and global warming isn't real correct?

  • @stevemolloy2747
    @stevemolloy2747 Před 2 lety +220

    Invest big, aggressively be patient.

    • @jhay2843
      @jhay2843 Před 2 lety

      Very nice and educative video i must say . From a technical point of view of crytocurrencybuffering , the RSI looks promising in favor of the bulls, as the daily RSI is at the bullish territory above 50 (after reversing earlier today). At the same time, the Stochastic RSI oscillator is about to make a bullish crossover at the oversold area. In case this happens, it might assist the market in reaching higher highs. Lots of folks will do so well in the next bull market but you shouldn't be of the mindset to only hodl, can be very dangerous. As hard as it is ƚradıภg Crypto, it sure is way more lucrative and is quite logical if you just learn & pay attention to what's going on, I’m not a pro ƚгadēг but I was lucky enough to make 120k usd btc worth since late last year following the instruct|ons and sιǫnals from results, Nathan Howes. He runs program for the best group who can help and let you know how ƚradıภg crypto works, helping them utilize the volatility of the crypto market and also stacking up more bitcoin. You can easily get to them on Vcorpinvest.com

    • @jhay2843
      @jhay2843 Před 2 lety

      Very nice and educative video i must say . From a technical point of view of crytocurrencybuffering , the RSI looks promising in favor of the bulls, as the daily RSI is at the bullish territory above 50 (after reversing earlier today). At the same time, the Stochastic RSI oscillator is about to make a bullish crossover at the oversold area. In case this happens, it might assist the market in reaching higher highs. Lots of folks will do so well in the next bull market but you shouldn't be of the mindset to only hodl, can be very dangerous. As hard as it is ƚradıภg Crypto, it sure is way more lucrative and is quite logical if you just learn & pay attention to what's going on, I’m not a pro ƚгadēг but I was lucky enough to make 120k usd btc worth since late last year following the instruct|ons and sιǫnals from results, Nathan Howes. He runs program for the best group who can help and let you know how ƚradıภg crypto works, helping them utilize the volatility of the crypto market and also stacking up more bitcoin. You can easily get to them on Vcorpinvest.com

    • @Esther-yj4mr
      @Esther-yj4mr Před 2 lety

      I started investing in January 2020. Now I have seen a decent gain with the COVID 19 with the pandemic, Without VcorpInvest.com , I would have made the wrong choices with my investments. Also, it would have taken a lot of time and research to select the best investment plans, Their response is very quick. I feel like it is very valuable to interact with them because of their suggestions are valuable, With vcorp, your investment planslearning are in good hands. I can reach them easily if I have any doubts or concerns

    • @Esther-yj4mr
      @Esther-yj4mr Před 2 lety

      I started investing in January 2020. Now I have seen a decent gain with the COVID 19 with the pandemic, Without VcorpInvest.com , I would have made the wrong choices with my investments. Also, it would have taken a lot of time and research to select the best investment plans, Their response is very quick. I feel like it is very valuable to interact with them because of their suggestions are valuable, With vcorp, your investment planslearning are in good hands. I can reach them easily if I have any doubts or concerns

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Před 13 dny +2

      Don’t invest more than you’re willing to lose! This goes for any investment. Even if it’s almost guaranteed to go up, getting less in addition to is always better than ending up worse off

  • @NeonDream
    @NeonDream Před 6 lety +904

    For a second I thought they actually got the bit connect guy to come on and talk about how ppl should use caution, all because his voice sounded so sad when he went "hey hey heeeeyyyyy" from behind the stage.

    • @boredsoimakevideos12
      @boredsoimakevideos12 Před 6 lety +47

      mikerms12 I was so hype when I heard the heeeeeeey
      ...and then I saw who it was and, although I was still excited, I was a little disappointed lol

    • @blion
      @blion Před 6 lety +1

      Who is he?

    • @tylermiller444
      @tylermiller444 Před 6 lety +17

      .....since you are already on youtube, type in to the search bar "Key and Peele". You are welcome.

    • @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193
      @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193 Před 6 lety +1

      mikerms12 me too lol

    • @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193
      @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193 Před 6 lety +3

      Tyler Miller I think they know who Keegan Michael Key is. They just thought at first glance it was the actual guy he was parodying.

  • @Rodrigo-ei4ht
    @Rodrigo-ei4ht Před 5 lety +1882

    FOMO is a strong force. If you start a line, people will start joining without actually knowing what the line is for.

    • @kimokla3874
      @kimokla3874 Před 4 lety +18

      ditto ditto ditto LOL funni humans

    • @revolver265
      @revolver265 Před 4 lety +29

      Did it today because I needed some papers for an office. Had no idea what I was lining up for, but I didn't want to be late to my next task so I stepped in line ... I needed to be in that line it turns out, but had no reason why until later.
      FOMO is a strong force. I've done it when I'm aware but like... Sometimes it happens

    • @osop1858
      @osop1858 Před 4 lety +6

      sheep

    • @CharlesHepburn2
      @CharlesHepburn2 Před 4 lety +13

      Is this a line? Can I stand in this line?

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV Před 4 lety +5

      @@osop1858
      More like zebra, collected out of convenience, rather than by an actual bond.

  • @jimclean2
    @jimclean2 Před rokem +37

    This segment aged well. Blockchain currency is supposed to be a replacement for the fiat currencies. But, people use it as a gambling tool on stock markets.

  • @legochecks2331
    @legochecks2331 Před 2 lety +211

    The future is now , you all need to start somewhere no matter how small

    • @jhay2843
      @jhay2843 Před 2 lety

      Very nice and educative video i must say . From a technical point of view of crytocurrencybuffering , the RSI looks promising in favor of the bulls, as the daily RSI is at the bullish territory above 50 (after reversing earlier today). At the same time, the Stochastic RSI oscillator is about to make a bullish crossover at the oversold area. In case this happens, it might assist the market in reaching higher highs. Lots of folks will do so well in the next bull market but you shouldn't be of the mindset to only hodl, can be very dangerous. As hard as it is ƚradıภg Crypto, it sure is way more lucrative and is quite logical if you just learn & pay attention to what's going on, I’m not a pro ƚгadēг but I was lucky enough to make 120k usd btc worth since late last year following the instruct|ons and sιǫnals from results, Nathan Howes. He runs program for the best group who can help and let you know how ƚradıภg crypto works, helping them utilize the volatility of the crypto market and also stacking up more bitcoin. You can easily get to them on Vcorpinvest.com

    • @jhay2843
      @jhay2843 Před 2 lety

      Very nice and educative video i must say . From a technical point of view of crytocurrencybuffering , the RSI looks promising in favor of the bulls, as the daily RSI is at the bullish territory above 50 (after reversing earlier today). At the same time, the Stochastic RSI oscillator is about to make a bullish crossover at the oversold area. In case this happens, it might assist the market in reaching higher highs. Lots of folks will do so well in the next bull market but you shouldn't be of the mindset to only hodl, can be very dangerous. As hard as it is ƚradıภg Crypto, it sure is way more lucrative and is quite logical if you just learn & pay attention to what's going on, I’m not a pro ƚгadēг but I was lucky enough to make 120k usd btc worth since late last year following the instruct|ons and sιǫnals from results, Nathan Howes. He runs program for the best group who can help and let you know how ƚradıภg crypto works, helping them utilize the volatility of the crypto market and also stacking up more bitcoin. You can easily get to them on Vcorpinvest.com

    • @Esther-yj4mr
      @Esther-yj4mr Před 2 lety

      I started investing in January 2020. Now I have seen a decent gain with the COVID 19 with the pandemic, Without VcorpInvest.com , I would have made the wrong choices with my investments. Also, it would have taken a lot of time and research to select the best investment plans, Their response is very quick. I feel like it is very valuable to interact with them because of their suggestions are valuable, With vcorp, your investment planslearning are in good hands. I can reach them easily if I have any doubts or concerns

    • @Esther-yj4mr
      @Esther-yj4mr Před 2 lety

      I started investing in January 2020. Now I have seen a decent gain with the COVID 19 with the pandemic, Without VcorpInvest.com , I would have made the wrong choices with my investments. Also, it would have taken a lot of time and research to select the best investment plans, Their response is very quick. I feel like it is very valuable to interact with them because of their suggestions are valuable, With vcorp, your investment planslearning are in good hands. I can reach them easily if I have any doubts or concerns

  • @WalkerJ48
    @WalkerJ48 Před 3 lety +1172

    There should be a sequel to this video..

    • @97nelsn
      @97nelsn Před 3 lety +43

      DogeCoin being taken seriously, Scamcoin getting $70 million in an hour, NFT’s. Yeah, it’s time for a part 2 of this topic Johnny O needs to cover again.

    • @PapaHaddix
      @PapaHaddix Před 3 lety +5

      Bring it on, Johnny.

    • @flowmastaflam
      @flowmastaflam Před 3 lety +3

      everyone in the crowd laughs while working 9-5 jobs and our 5k investments 4 years ago are already worth over a million. our lives are completely changed and they still laugh.

    • @shanez1215
      @shanez1215 Před 3 lety +8

      Dan is now a multimillionaire lmao

    • @shanez1215
      @shanez1215 Před 3 lety +17

      @@flowmastaflam Cool, still not sustainable when the main source of value is other people buying in to a product that essentially doesn't exist.
      5 years from now your multimillionaire investment could get worth pennies.

  • @bridgeth4969
    @bridgeth4969 Před 6 lety +4216

    I'd like to spend a second giving recognition to the writer who's job it was to write emo chicken poetry

    • @ma_auto
      @ma_auto Před 6 lety +208

      Don't you mean... Emo chicken _poultry_

    • @yoyobrando9243
      @yoyobrando9243 Před 6 lety +40

      jack texeira damn. I don’t know who to give props to. Bridget, for the obvious, or you for the witty word play.
      Props go to both of you. Equally both.

    • @sanji7xy
      @sanji7xy Před 6 lety +1

      Ha

    • @carmineglitch
      @carmineglitch Před 6 lety

      lmao

    • @Hayanomie
      @Hayanomie Před 4 lety +11

      THE THINGS I SAW BUK BUK BUKAWHH LOL

  • @plkrtn
    @plkrtn Před rokem +64

    And after another 5 years this is again, fascinating to watch considering where the market is now.

    • @rvdb7363
      @rvdb7363 Před rokem +2

      Especially after yesterdays/todays* update.
      *depending on your geographical location

    • @soccerguy325
      @soccerguy325 Před rokem +2

      Lol did you know he was going to do a part II three days after you posted that? 😅

    • @diwataluna
      @diwataluna Před 2 měsíci

      Halving is coming!

  • @ankitashaw3852
    @ankitashaw3852 Před 2 lety +186

    I'm surprised he didn't mention how taxing Bitcoin is on our ecosystem. It needs so much electricity that it's getting exponentially worse for our environment. Thanks for sharing this amazing information.

    • @nedcurfman3486
      @nedcurfman3486 Před rokem +1

      I… what?

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Před rokem +37

      @@nedcurfman3486 bitcoin by design is energy wasting to use, particularly mining uses so much electricity and computing power it’s horrible for the environment

    • @Beegrene
      @Beegrene Před rokem +9

      @@jessefehr7249 Oh? The entire internet uses more energy than one particular part of the internet? That's amazing.

    • @denniskim4326
      @denniskim4326 Před rokem +27

      @@jessefehr7249 That's a misleading comparison. You should be comparing Bitcoin processing to a similar transaction processor like Visa since that's what it is trying to replace. And it's a well-documented fact that each Bitcoin transaction consumes roughly 1.5 million times more energy than a traditional Visa transaction and that ratio will only get worse as the blockchain grows. Ever wondered why no one has ever implemented distributed linked lists to record data?? Because it is quite literally the most inefficient way of storing data. Bitcoiner's don't care that they are burning the world so long as they make a few bucks off it.

    • @westbergcomedy
      @westbergcomedy Před rokem +4

      @@jessefehr7249 key difference being that the internet and corporate servers are useful.

  • @TheAirBear2000
    @TheAirBear2000 Před 5 lety +2768

    Cryptocurrencies are not to be confused with cryptid currencies, which are why the Loch Ness Monster keeps asking for about tree fiddy.

    • @trinitydraco1
      @trinitydraco1 Před 5 lety +29

      Best comment on the internet!

    • @1Selgin
      @1Selgin Před 5 lety +54

      Don't you go givin' the Lock Ness Monster no tree fiddy!
      Ah, classic South Park.

    • @larapalma3744
      @larapalma3744 Před 5 lety +29

      I gave him a dollar

    • @cpolo88
      @cpolo88 Před 5 lety +39

      @@larapalma3744 she have him a dollar. Well no wonder he keeps coming back. You keep giving that loch Ness monster tree fiddy

    • @kelst75
      @kelst75 Před 5 lety +4

      Haha good one!

  • @TheBarrier
    @TheBarrier Před 6 lety +350

    The Cardi B joke was on point

    • @arkoisagoodboy
      @arkoisagoodboy Před 5 lety +4

      Considering the way Cardi B used to make money, his joke didn't age well

    • @freddybenelli9100
      @freddybenelli9100 Před 5 lety +12

      @@arkoisagoodboy I think the notion that anyone would/should look to Cardi B for financial advice has remained just as absurd.

  • @clumpsy6691
    @clumpsy6691 Před 2 lety +762

    I have no problem with my current nvestment company, it’s the best choice I ever made hands down

    • @jhay2843
      @jhay2843 Před 2 lety

      Very nice and educative video i must say . From a technical point of view of crytocurrencybuffering , the RSI looks promising in favor of the bulls, as the daily RSI is at the bullish territory above 50 (after reversing earlier today). At the same time, the Stochastic RSI oscillator is about to make a bullish crossover at the oversold area. In case this happens, it might assist the market in reaching higher highs. Lots of folks will do so well in the next bull market but you shouldn't be of the mindset to only hodl, can be very dangerous. As hard as it is ƚradıภg Crypto, it sure is way more lucrative and is quite logical if you just learn & pay attention to what's going on, I’m not a pro ƚгadēг but I was lucky enough to make 120k usd btc worth since late last year following the instruct|ons and sιǫnals from results, Nathan Howes. He runs program for the best group who can help and let you know how ƚradıภg crypto works, helping them utilize the volatility of the crypto market and also stacking up more bitcoin. You can easily get to them on Vcorpinvest.com

    • @jhay2843
      @jhay2843 Před 2 lety

      Very nice and educative video i must say . From a technical point of view of crytocurrencybuffering , the RSI looks promising in favor of the bulls, as the daily RSI is at the bullish territory above 50 (after reversing earlier today). At the same time, the Stochastic RSI oscillator is about to make a bullish crossover at the oversold area. In case this happens, it might assist the market in reaching higher highs. Lots of folks will do so well in the next bull market but you shouldn't be of the mindset to only hodl, can be very dangerous. As hard as it is ƚradıภg Crypto, it sure is way more lucrative and is quite logical if you just learn & pay attention to what's going on, I’m not a pro ƚгadēг but I was lucky enough to make 120k usd btc worth since late last year following the instruct|ons and sιǫnals from results, Nathan Howes. He runs program for the best group who can help and let you know how ƚradıภg crypto works, helping them utilize the volatility of the crypto market and also stacking up more bitcoin. You can easily get to them on Vcorpinvest.com

  • @notXaragame3542
    @notXaragame3542 Před rokem +104

    I really feel that he should do a follow up on this one. Especially with the hype of crypto in the past few years and subsequent collapse within the past few months
    edit: my wish was granted

  • @carlsagan1377
    @carlsagan1377 Před 6 lety +245

    Keegan Michael Key is the literal Everyman. He’s played basically all ethnicities, all accents, and even often times women and children.

    • @saxking101
      @saxking101 Před 6 lety +11

      Carl Sagan all purpose comedian lol

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 Před 6 lety +7

      He's never played Carl Sagan! Logic!

    • @artembentsionov
      @artembentsionov Před 6 lety +2

      Loved him as Gandhi in ERBH!
      My raps so hot, I spit yoga fire!

  • @Blemx
    @Blemx Před 6 lety +333

    Dan was the best part of Collegehumor back in the day, good to see he isn't sleeping on the street

    • @Civictyper16
      @Civictyper16 Před 6 lety +34

      Man, I knew he looked familiar. Damn I miss Collegehumor.

    • @benderb.r5041
      @benderb.r5041 Před 6 lety +8

      That's Amir, bro.
      Popped a Molly I'm Sweating. Woo

    • @A_Dopamine_Molecule
      @A_Dopamine_Molecule Před 6 lety +3

      I think that molly was cut with autism powder cause your face recognition skills are fucked >_>

    • @benderb.r5041
      @benderb.r5041 Před 6 lety +4

      Amir Blumenfeld was a member of CollegeHumor. I was referring to this skit where he's sleeping on the street: czcams.com/video/EclpISkZHCA/video.html

    • @VinceOmega
      @VinceOmega Před 6 lety

      That's why he looked familiar!

  • @TheFinalIllusion
    @TheFinalIllusion Před 2 lety +73

    Dan was my favourite on college humour back in the day. I’m so happy that he is getting to shine on this show. He’s a brilliant writer

  • @knate44
    @knate44 Před rokem +38

    Honestly it was probably more fair than crypto deserved in hindsight.

    • @cieproject2888
      @cieproject2888 Před 7 měsíci +3

      Yeah, I mean while I certainly wouldn't characterize it as either inaccurate or irresponsible... The tenor of the coverage at least in the early half of the piece was definitely more flattering than the technology deserved

  • @hasinishraque8748
    @hasinishraque8748 Před 6 lety +1221

    When John Oliver said that almost anyone could create a cryptocurrency, I was dead sure that by the end of the episode, he would introduce a cryptocurrency that they created, just like he did with televanlegism.

    • @xXTheBl4ckC4tXx
      @xXTheBl4ckC4tXx Před 6 lety +55

      They have learned that that was a bad idea.

    • @YourMomz07
      @YourMomz07 Před 6 lety +140

      Dude he's trying to become prime minister of Italy.... he can only do so much at one time lol

    • @michaelt.5672
      @michaelt.5672 Před 6 lety +25

      I'm sure they asked Dan to make one, but he read the script to this episode first.

    • @misterb3577
      @misterb3577 Před 6 lety +111

      That would probably go against the message of this video, which is "be careful and don't mindlessly throw your money into cryptocurrency..." because then a bunch of John's fans would very likely mindlessly throw their money into John's crytocurrency.

    • @michi9955
      @michi9955 Před 6 lety +1

      YourMomz07 The italian elections are over ;)

  • @gregpc73
    @gregpc73 Před 5 lety +170

    John Oliver, please do this show forever

  • @Sonichero151
    @Sonichero151 Před rokem +47

    Funny when he brought up how blockchains were impossible to hack..... that is before the ancient primordial art of tricking someone into giving you their login credentials returned from the depths

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Před 9 měsíci +2

      The fall of crypto started with,”want me to trim your armor for free in the forest?”

  • @peterpan8263
    @peterpan8263 Před rokem +47

    It’s time to update this Especially after recent events😊 thanks

    • @RobCummings
      @RobCummings Před rokem

      Yea, like how is that douchebag, Brock Pierce, not in jail? And, did EOS ever release any software?

    • @mythos2490
      @mythos2490 Před rokem

      Yeah. Especially after the stupid NFT epidemic

  • @smartgames1393
    @smartgames1393 Před 5 lety +652

    I love the fact that CollegeHumor's own Dan Gurewitch is the crypto guy at the LastWeekTonight office.

    • @MatthewStevensOrMattDave
      @MatthewStevensOrMattDave Před 4 lety +14

      Was gonna say this myself.

    • @onelifelefttodie
      @onelifelefttodie Před 4 lety +30

      Came down here just because of that. Holy crap, that is awesome. I'm so happy he works here now.

    • @MrScaramanga16
      @MrScaramanga16 Před 4 lety +8

      I was hoping I wasn't the only one laughing at that

    • @jacksstephen763
      @jacksstephen763 Před 4 lety +1

      Bitcoin is the future investing in it now will be the wisest decision one can take even with the current rate of bitcoin right now
      Trust me

    • @morecryptoonine2034
      @morecryptoonine2034 Před 4 lety

      I invested $5,000 with Mrs Florence last week and I made $18,500 in space of few days

  • @ashmitanandy
    @ashmitanandy Před 6 lety +552

    The writers who came up with the chicken poetry deserve a 90% raise.

    • @Lightwaverable
      @Lightwaverable Před 6 lety +6

      That made my day

    • @ashmitanandy
      @ashmitanandy Před 6 lety +11

      stellvia hoenheim Um agree to disagree Brosef. That was some fine poetry. Definitely worth 90% raise.

    • @usualbeast
      @usualbeast Před 6 lety +7

      They deserve a hike paid out in crypto...

    • @jonathanthainguyen
      @jonathanthainguyen Před 6 lety +3

      Ashmita Nandy The writers that got HODL wrong should give up their pay to them.

    • @momen2905
      @momen2905 Před 6 lety

      Ashmita Nandy I agree

  • @porfiriogacrcia
    @porfiriogacrcia Před rokem +15

    He did a part two today that’s why I’m here. Who else is here because they can’t remember the first video.

  • @shiftpvp8033
    @shiftpvp8033 Před 2 lety +286

    When referencing corporate America, he said “They don’t really care about you as they make it seem” realest thing he said...I’ve seen experienced it first hand in the DMV. Black ppl aren’t really respected in corporate America. Glad that he was able to get out of there and become his own boss *VCORPINVEST*

    • @daniellamcgee4251
      @daniellamcgee4251 Před 2 lety

      This is a SPAM comment with bought likes. It's probably a SCAM.

  • @Palafoxcake
    @Palafoxcake Před 6 lety +333

    Damn, I thought he was going to announce his own crypto currency

    • @davidbeckeronline
      @davidbeckeronline Před 6 lety +29

      I was really looking forward for a new "Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption" thing

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf Před 6 lety

      Yeah or two!

    • @garci4924
      @garci4924 Před 6 lety

      cryptocurr3ncy.org/

    • @poopcatapult2623
      @poopcatapult2623 Před 6 lety +3

      Palafoxcake same. And use the gains for something good.

    • @RandsomeHam
      @RandsomeHam Před 6 lety +2

      After taking the piss outta the currency that was made to parodise other currencies, why would he bother?

  • @MythicTyrant
    @MythicTyrant Před 6 lety +830

    Keegan Michael Key is a national treasure appearing a show hosted by a man who is also a national treasure. LOVED this segment!

    • @virginiavanni2259
      @virginiavanni2259 Před 6 lety +18

      john is british so an imported treasure

    • @yunakim9951
      @yunakim9951 Před 6 lety +6

      I did not expect him to pop out at the end

    • @shadowcat1606
      @shadowcat1606 Před 6 lety +8

      Fair game, Virginia, the Brits themselves have a very rich history of 'importing' treasures and making them their own 'national' treasures.

    • @johnlewis8934
      @johnlewis8934 Před 6 lety +1

      MythicTyrant ❤️

    • @skully1324
      @skully1324 Před 6 lety

      MythicTyrant dude what arent you i just saw snl comment for eric and trump jr

  • @farhanmahalludin
    @farhanmahalludin Před 2 lety +170

    With the new season coming soon I hope there is an episode on NFTs. Seems like it's the best time for a follow up of this episode.

    • @billveusay9423
      @billveusay9423 Před 2 lety +3

      Agreed. Especially considering it's somehow even more confusing than Bitcoins and all other cryo-currencies out there

    • @theblindfolded_siren
      @theblindfolded_siren Před 2 lety

      @@billveusay9423 fr

    • @McFrax
      @McFrax Před 2 lety

      @@billveusay9423 Honestly, I wouldn't say it's more confusing. Some cryptocurrencies has a bit of merit in them. NFT is pure bullcrap.

    • @007speedcuber
      @007speedcuber Před 2 lety +1

      @@billveusay9423 "Cryo currency"
      Money you keep in your freezer

  • @Kanae_xp
    @Kanae_xp Před 2 lety +398

    Its never too late to start from somewhere , I am lucky to have found this source, it’s the future

    • @jhay2843
      @jhay2843 Před 2 lety

      Very nice and educative video i must say . From a technical point of view of crytocurrencybuffering , the RSI looks promising in favor of the bulls, as the daily RSI is at the bullish territory above 50 (after reversing earlier today). At the same time, the Stochastic RSI oscillator is about to make a bullish crossover at the oversold area. In case this happens, it might assist the market in reaching higher highs. Lots of folks will do so well in the next bull market but you shouldn't be of the mindset to only hodl, can be very dangerous. As hard as it is ƚradıภg Crypto, it sure is way more lucrative and is quite logical if you just learn & pay attention to what's going on, I’m not a pro ƚгadēг but I was lucky enough to make 120k usd btc worth since late last year following the instruct|ons and sιǫnals from results, Nathan Howes. He runs program for the best group who can help and let you know how ƚradıภg crypto works, helping them utilize the volatility of the crypto market and also stacking up more bitcoin. You can easily get to them on Vcorpinvest.com

    • @jhay2843
      @jhay2843 Před 2 lety

      Very nice and educative video i must say . From a technical point of view of crytocurrencybuffering , the RSI looks promising in favor of the bulls, as the daily RSI is at the bullish territory above 50 (after reversing earlier today). At the same time, the Stochastic RSI oscillator is about to make a bullish crossover at the oversold area. In case this happens, it might assist the market in reaching higher highs. Lots of folks will do so well in the next bull market but you shouldn't be of the mindset to only hodl, can be very dangerous. As hard as it is ƚradıภg Crypto, it sure is way more lucrative and is quite logical if you just learn & pay attention to what's going on, I’m not a pro ƚгadēг but I was lucky enough to make 120k usd btc worth since late last year following the instruct|ons and sιǫnals from results, Nathan Howes. He runs program for the best group who can help and let you know how ƚradıภg crypto works, helping them utilize the volatility of the crypto market and also stacking up more bitcoin. You can easily get to them on Vcorpinvest.com

    • @Esther-yj4mr
      @Esther-yj4mr Před 2 lety

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    • @Esther-yj4mr
      @Esther-yj4mr Před 2 lety

      I started investing in January 2020. Now I have seen a decent gain with the COVID 19 with the pandemic, Without VcorpInvest🟤com , I would have made the wrong choices with my investments. Also, it would have taken a lot of time and research to select the best investment plans, Their response is very quick. I feel like it is very valuable to interact with them because of their suggestions are valuable, With vcorp, your investment planslearning are in good hands. I can reach them easily if I have any doubts or concerns

  • @rsimko4375
    @rsimko4375 Před 6 lety +794

    I am disappointed , as John Oliver didn't start his own cryptocurrency :(

    • @RollyPollyPal
      @RollyPollyPal Před 6 lety +40

      Zack Smith I think he meant “Yeah, like when he made his own religion,” not “yeah he should have made his own religion”

    • @julietteduthier1745
      @julietteduthier1745 Před 6 lety +1

      Ahah yes

    • @fofopads4450
      @fofopads4450 Před 6 lety +2

      You must feel so smart for knowing that.

    • @13shivan
      @13shivan Před 6 lety +10

      OMG can we have a rat faced crypto?

    • @090Karma
      @090Karma Před 6 lety +2

      It's because he's for once positive about a subject.
      Because blockchain will solve shit.

  • @manthanpakhawala6365
    @manthanpakhawala6365 Před 6 lety +278

    "My Body is whole,
    But what of my Soul?"
    Damn it John! I am not here for existencial crisis on Chicken Nuggets

    • @nfzeta128
      @nfzeta128 Před 6 lety +7

      That quote should 100% stick. Whether as a meme or an actual saying.

    • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
      @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 Před 6 lety +9

      Manthan Pakhawala
      _how can that chicken be 100% sure that their restored body is 100%_ *_theirs...?_* _is it really their eyes? Their legs?_ *_Their Brain? Their Memories...?_*

    • @naishadhap938
      @naishadhap938 Před 6 lety +1

      Robbie Norris did you just-was that......fma?

    • @jmag4527
      @jmag4527 Před 6 lety

      😂😂

    • @jmag4527
      @jmag4527 Před 6 lety

      Robbie Norris like Netflix's latest sci fi series, "Altered Chicken" 😂😂😂

  • @joshvelazco2895
    @joshvelazco2895 Před 2 lety +203

    I want to know what you all think about this being the best when it comes to making passive incme , Who here thinks so too?

    • @jhay2843
      @jhay2843 Před 2 lety

      Very nice and educative video i must say . From a technical point of view of crytocurrencybuffering , the RSI looks promising in favor of the bulls, as the daily RSI is at the bullish territory above 50 (after reversing earlier today). At the same time, the Stochastic RSI oscillator is about to make a bullish crossover at the oversold area. In case this happens, it might assist the market in reaching higher highs. Lots of folks will do so well in the next bull market but you shouldn't be of the mindset to only hodl, can be very dangerous. As hard as it is ƚradıภg Crypto, it sure is way more lucrative and is quite logical if you just learn & pay attention to what's going on, I’m not a pro ƚгadēг but I was lucky enough to make 120k usd btc worth since late last year following the instruct|ons and sιǫnals from results, Nathan Howes. He runs program for the best group who can help and let you know how ƚradıภg crypto works, helping them utilize the volatility of the crypto market and also stacking up more bitcoin. You can easily get to them on Vcorpinvest.com

    • @jhay2843
      @jhay2843 Před 2 lety

      Very nice and educative video i must say . From a technical point of view of crytocurrencybuffering , the RSI looks promising in favor of the bulls, as the daily RSI is at the bullish territory above 50 (after reversing earlier today). At the same time, the Stochastic RSI oscillator is about to make a bullish crossover at the oversold area. In case this happens, it might assist the market in reaching higher highs. Lots of folks will do so well in the next bull market but you shouldn't be of the mindset to only hodl, can be very dangerous. As hard as it is ƚradıภg Crypto, it sure is way more lucrative and is quite logical if you just learn & pay attention to what's going on, I’m not a pro ƚгadēг but I was lucky enough to make 120k usd btc worth since late last year following the instruct|ons and sιǫnals from results, Nathan Howes. He runs program for the best group who can help and let you know how ƚradıภg crypto works, helping them utilize the volatility of the crypto market and also stacking up more bitcoin. You can easily get to them on Vcorpinvest.com

    • @Esther-yj4mr
      @Esther-yj4mr Před 2 lety

      I started investing in January 2020. Now I have seen a decent gain with the COVID 19 with the pandemic, Without VcorpInvest.com , I would have made the wrong choices with my investments. Also, it would have taken a lot of time and research to select the best investment plans, Their response is very quick. I feel like it is very valuable to interact with them because of their suggestions are valuable, With vcorp, your investment planslearning are in good hands. I can reach them easily if I have any doubts or concerns

    • @Esther-yj4mr
      @Esther-yj4mr Před 2 lety

      I started investing in January 2020. Now I have seen a decent gain with the COVID 19 with the pandemic, Without VcorpInvest.com , I would have made the wrong choices with my investments. Also, it would have taken a lot of time and research to select the best investment plans, Their response is very quick. I feel like it is very valuable to interact with them because of their suggestions are valuable, With vcorp, your investment planslearning are in good hands. I can reach them easily if I have any doubts or concerns

  • @disinterBaz
    @disinterBaz Před 3 lety +1294

    God it's so strange watching these old episodes with laughter now. I'm so used to his new format.

    • @danielzaiser
      @danielzaiser Před 3 lety +15

      It's true, but i kinda want the old format back

    • @felix_remmie6048
      @felix_remmie6048 Před 3 lety +18

      All they did was turn off their laugh track

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking Před 3 lety +17

      It’s pretty cringe to use audience laughter to make home viewers more likely to laugh-especially when it’s politically driven content.
      I know they’re gonna bring it back but I really hope they don’t

    • @ChrisCrond
      @ChrisCrond Před 3 lety +2

      I love seeing this comment on every one off these old videos. Gets me everybody🙄

    • @rickardboberg
      @rickardboberg Před 3 lety +3

      Like watching an old episode of Seinfeld or something.

  • @hiiammoot
    @hiiammoot Před 6 lety +411

    I honestly expected John to start his own Cryptocurrency named Olivercoin or something.

    • @subjectivistJ
      @subjectivistJ Před 6 lety +6

      Moot Juh me too - like when they made the Make Donald Drumph Again..... And they sold like over 25,000 - and sold them "at cost" so made no profit. At least this time they could've planned ahead more and give any profits to charity.

    • @Gbeat-
      @Gbeat- Před 6 lety +16

      I feel if he did that, the coin would grow a lot of money and lose the point it was trying to make, like Dogecoin.

    • @heropld
      @heropld Před 6 lety +2

      Moot Juh how bout ratface coin?

    • @philipjohansson3949
      @philipjohansson3949 Před 6 lety +5

      I would pump and dump Olivercoin any day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @madddin90
      @madddin90 Před 6 lety +2

      Coin Oliver or John Coiniver

  • @Yyhhtt99009
    @Yyhhtt99009 Před 2 lety +695

    *I have always had a deep interest in this and would really love to start from somewhere anywhere actually , I believe this is what our future is all about*

    • @jhay2843
      @jhay2843 Před 2 lety

      Getting a way to make income without having to leave home isn’t exactly as easy as you all think it is , talk is cheap and it’s sure easier said than done , I have my source , and I would rather stick to that, it pays well, even my stepdad quickly joined and the name is VCorpInvest.com , you can easily find them if you search through google , they are the best!!!!

    • @jhay2843
      @jhay2843 Před 2 lety

      Getting a way to make income without having to leave home isn’t exactly as easy as you all think it is , talk is cheap and it’s sure easier said than done , I have my source , and I would rather stick to that, it pays well, even my stepdad quickly joined and the name is VCorpInvest.com , you can easily find them if you search through google , they are the best!!!!

    • @albertdaniel1499
      @albertdaniel1499 Před 2 lety

      Absolutely agreed with this comment this gonna be the future and coming as soon as possible

    • @cleffa173
      @cleffa173 Před rokem

      Spambot, no spamming.

  • @Americancowboy147
    @Americancowboy147 Před 2 lety +468

    *I believe this future is now and we all need to find a way to adapt to everything that’s going on, I would really like to be kept updated so any sort of help is great*

    • @jhay2843
      @jhay2843 Před 2 lety

      Getting a way to make income without having to leave home isn’t exactly as easy as you all think it is , talk is cheap and it’s sure easier said than done , I have my source , and I would rather stick to that, it pays well, even my stepdad quickly joined and the name is VCorpInvest.com , you can easily find them if you search through google , they are the best!!!!

    • @jhay2843
      @jhay2843 Před 2 lety

      Getting a way to make income without having to leave home isn’t exactly as easy as you all think it is , talk is cheap and it’s sure easier said than done , I have my source , and I would rather stick to that, it pays well, even my stepdad quickly joined and the name is VCorpInvest.com , you can easily find them if you search through google , they are the best!!!!

    • @300IQPrower
      @300IQPrower Před 2 lety +7

      these bot replies are just pathetic

    • @markthomas5964
      @markthomas5964 Před 2 lety +4

      Definitely needs a follow-up - preferably one that includes shilling crypto influencers on CZcams and how they're going to end up in prison if they continue this way.

    • @ardhendumondal3206
      @ardhendumondal3206 Před 2 lety

      This is the best video of any other videos, very helpful and a really like this

  • @benwarner3498
    @benwarner3498 Před 3 lety +619

    Bitcoin: Everything you don’t understand about money, combined with everything you don’t understand about computers!
    Lol! I love it!

  • @glenntk8434
    @glenntk8434 Před 6 lety +577

    kidnapping?
    i preffer to call it "suprise adoption"

    • @ijoa
      @ijoa Před 6 lety +11

      Kallactor Lomool i laughed way too hard at that xD

    • @BuiBaoNguyen
      @BuiBaoNguyen Před 6 lety +9

      Kallactor Lomool i feel bad for laughing at this too hard.

    • @KevinP32270
      @KevinP32270 Před 6 lety

      Kallactor Lomool haaaaa LOLOL

    • @oceanman7271
      @oceanman7271 Před 6 lety +15

      Kallactor Lomool child murder? I prefer to call it “late abortion”

    • @ranelgallardo7031
      @ranelgallardo7031 Před 6 lety +1

      That's a legal defense

  • @andreasottohansen7338
    @andreasottohansen7338 Před 5 měsíci +5

    For anyone seeing this later, "HODL" is not a misspelling of hold, but an acronym for "Hold On for Dear Life"

    • @sarahgent2674
      @sarahgent2674 Před 2 měsíci +2

      It's actually both. Started out as a typo, then got backronymed. Like when people say bae means Before Anyone Else when it's actually just a word, possibly short for baby.

    • @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
      @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid Před 2 měsíci

      @@sarahgent2674 Haha. "Backronymed". That's good. 🤣👍

  • @rebeccap274
    @rebeccap274 Před rokem +17

    That dude's wife was so right...she probably is right about everything stupid he does &she still loves him... That man got lucky if she doesn't leave him

  • @AnbuKakashi88
    @AnbuKakashi88 Před 6 lety +241

    “I could be wrong. I’m absolutely not, but I could be.” Is a quote that describes me the best, and I need that in a clip form asap.

  • @HailSatanLLC
    @HailSatanLLC Před 4 lety +1011

    So, why should I buy some bitcoin?
    "BITCONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!
    BIT COOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!"
    Wow, very compelling argument.

    • @somerandomcommunist1327
      @somerandomcommunist1327 Před 4 lety +4

      Wob Bob Jones they’re doing different crypto currencies

    • @clanso7887
      @clanso7887 Před 4 lety +1

      Hehe

    • @ComradeCLU
      @ComradeCLU Před 4 lety +4

      Hey hey heeeeey

    • @comradesky5931
      @comradesky5931 Před 4 lety +7

      @@somerandomcommunist1327 Comrade, crypto"currenies" are just pyramid schemes designed to fuck over majority for the benefit of the minority.

    • @Pennsyltucky84
      @Pennsyltucky84 Před 4 lety +7

      @@comradesky5931 You mean like all currency? All of it is literally worthless.

  • @icedwolfcoffee4349
    @icedwolfcoffee4349 Před 2 lety +204

    Successful people don't become that way overnight .most people you see as a glance-wealth, a great career, purpose-is the result of hard work and hustle over time. I pray that anyone who reads this will be successful in life

    • @jhay2843
      @jhay2843 Před 2 lety

      Very nice and educative video i must say . From a technical point of view of crytocurrencybuffering , the RSI looks promising in favor of the bulls, as the daily RSI is at the bullish territory above 50 (after reversing earlier today). At the same time, the Stochastic RSI oscillator is about to make a bullish crossover at the oversold area. In case this happens, it might assist the market in reaching higher highs. Lots of folks will do so well in the next bull market but you shouldn't be of the mindset to only hodl, can be very dangerous. As hard as it is ƚradıภg Crypto, it sure is way more lucrative and is quite logical if you just learn & pay attention to what's going on, I’m not a pro ƚгadēг but I was lucky enough to make 120k usd btc worth since late last year following the instruct|ons and sιǫnals from results, Nathan Howes. He runs program for the best group who can help and let you know how ƚradıภg crypto works, helping them utilize the volatility of the crypto market and also stacking up more bitcoin. You can easily get to them on Vcorpinvest.com

    • @jhay2843
      @jhay2843 Před 2 lety

      Very nice and educative video i must say . From a technical point of view of crytocurrencybuffering , the RSI looks promising in favor of the bulls, as the daily RSI is at the bullish territory above 50 (after reversing earlier today). At the same time, the Stochastic RSI oscillator is about to make a bullish crossover at the oversold area. In case this happens, it might assist the market in reaching higher highs. Lots of folks will do so well in the next bull market but you shouldn't be of the mindset to only hodl, can be very dangerous. As hard as it is ƚradıภg Crypto, it sure is way more lucrative and is quite logical if you just learn & pay attention to what's going on, I’m not a pro ƚгadēг but I was lucky enough to make 120k usd btc worth since late last year following the instruct|ons and sιǫnals from results, Nathan Howes. He runs program for the best group who can help and let you know how ƚradıภg crypto works, helping them utilize the volatility of the crypto market and also stacking up more bitcoin. You can easily get to them on Vcorpinvest.com

    • @Esther-yj4mr
      @Esther-yj4mr Před 2 lety

      I started investing in January 2020. Now I have seen a decent gain with the COVID 19 with the pandemic, Without VcorpInvest.com , I would have made the wrong choices with my investments. Also, it would have taken a lot of time and research to select the best investment plans, Their response is very quick. I feel like it is very valuable to interact with them because of their suggestions are valuable, With vcorp, your investment planslearning are in good hands. I can reach them easily if I have any doubts or concerns

    • @Esther-yj4mr
      @Esther-yj4mr Před 2 lety

      I started investing in January 2020. Now I have seen a decent gain with the COVID 19 with the pandemic, Without VcorpInvest.com , I would have made the wrong choices with my investments. Also, it would have taken a lot of time and research to select the best investment plans, Their response is very quick. I feel like it is very valuable to interact with them because of their suggestions are valuable, With vcorp, your investment planslearning are in good hands. I can reach them easily if I have any doubts or concerns

    • @Pancakes29582
      @Pancakes29582 Před rokem +2

      They get born into wealth

  • @Zxshi
    @Zxshi Před 2 lety +616

    Determination is highly needed in stocks trading. What most people see at a glance wealth, a great career, purpose is the result of hard work and hustle over time

    • @Tht1Gy
      @Tht1Gy Před 2 lety

      May 13th 2022; Yes. Do that. LMFAO! 50% drop.
      What a bunch of crypto-twats.

  • @onkelpappkov2666
    @onkelpappkov2666 Před 5 lety +455

    There once was a chick from Nantucket
    who was brought back to life from a nugget.
    It's now pressing bench
    with a thirst for revenge.
    Soon it's YOU who will be in that bucket.

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 Před 4 lety +8

      Onkel Pappkov 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @megakid6350
      @megakid6350 Před 4 lety +2

      I get the reference

    • @MarvinHH
      @MarvinHH Před 4 lety +4

      This needs way more likes

    • @Silvershadow23100
      @Silvershadow23100 Před 4 lety +4

      The true poet rises.

    • @jukker95
      @jukker95 Před 4 lety +3

      well done!!

  • @reesegilliland9088
    @reesegilliland9088 Před 6 lety +395

    Not gonna lie I thought he was gonna come up with his own crypto.

    • @heatherhillman8902
      @heatherhillman8902 Před 6 lety +3

      Reese Gilliland Well, he's no Stephen Colbert. 😉

    • @saltymonke3682
      @saltymonke3682 Před 6 lety +16

      should make Jollivercoin tho

    • @ajinkyaupasani4724
      @ajinkyaupasani4724 Před 6 lety +23

      I'm sure he didn't cuz some people would have bought it anyways without being #CRAEFUL

    • @joakimkang
      @joakimkang Před 6 lety

      I was gonna say that

    • @misterb3577
      @misterb3577 Před 6 lety +3

      Same, but then that would probably go against the message of this video, which is "be careful and don't mindlessly throw your money into cryptocurrency..." because then a bunch of John's fans would very likely mindlessly throw their money into John's crytocurrency.

  • @user-uy9td2zj7o
    @user-uy9td2zj7o Před rokem +219

    I'M NEW TO BTC AND I'VE BEEN MAKING LOSSES TRYING TO MAKE PROFIT MYSELF IN TRADING...I THOUGHT TRADING DEMO ACCOUNT IS JUST LIKE TRADING THE REAL MARKET... CAN ANYONE HELP ME OUT OR AT LEAST ADVISE ME ON WHAT TO DO?

    • @user-uy9td2zj7o
      @user-uy9td2zj7o Před rokem

      Any specific guide

    • @LydiaMClark
      @LydiaMClark Před rokem

      really are you giving her your money or your coin?

    • @LydiaMClark
      @LydiaMClark Před rokem

      Have never made 20% of my $76,000 worth of bitcoin once ever since I started hold from August.

    • @user-uy9td2zj7o
      @user-uy9td2zj7o Před rokem

      I deposited $100,000 I don't know how to make profit.

    • @user-uy9td2zj7o
      @user-uy9td2zj7o Před rokem

      please I really need help with her info.

  • @enriquepuerto7146
    @enriquepuerto7146 Před 2 lety +233

    Definitely needs a follow-up - preferably one that includes shilling crypto influencers on CZcams and how they're going to end up in prison if they continue this way.

    • @BarraKade87
      @BarraKade87 Před 2 lety +1

      Just need to buy Bitcoin and hold forever never listen to any shit coin CZcams shills

    • @enriquepuerto7146
      @enriquepuerto7146 Před 2 lety +3

      @@BarraKade87 Not entirely accurate, but sure 95% of the way there. That's a safe strategy.

    • @daniellamcgee4251
      @daniellamcgee4251 Před 2 lety +6

      Also, a lot of crypto spam comments are not even crypto, but scams.

    • @Galworld761
      @Galworld761 Před rokem +2

      They will not end up in prison b/c authorities are giving crypto holders what they want - currency with no intervention. They sit back and laugh their butts off when people lose $$. They are not going to give up a tool in their economic arsenal - national currency. If they protected investors, they would legitimize crypto. You are on your own - like you wanted. Good luck.

    • @enriquepuerto7146
      @enriquepuerto7146 Před rokem +4

      @@Galworld761 There is a lot of noise being made about the bad actors in this space. In my opinion it's a matter of time before they set a precedent and someone ends up in jail. People do want some degree of regulation in the space and it will come as the assets class matures.

  • @TheCamcamTV
    @TheCamcamTV Před 6 lety +845

    I need Carlos Mantos at all the high school rallies

    • @torntokoroa3357
      @torntokoroa3357 Před 6 lety +3

      Cameren Ceniceros he would BE the rally at that point.

    • @emmesang8782
      @emmesang8782 Před 6 lety +10

      WASSUP WASSUP WASSUP WASSUP BITCONNECTTTTTT BIITTCOONNNECTTTTTT

    • @amishverma8415
      @amishverma8415 Před 6 lety +1

      Nick L. McD I really hope this is satire, else you need to get some help bro.

    • @LilChuunosuke
      @LilChuunosuke Před 6 lety +3

      The second I saw this video in my sub feed, I was like: "the top comment is gonna be about the Bitconnect guy"
      fucking nailed it

    • @lizettevanloon
      @lizettevanloon Před 6 lety

      Cameren Ceniceros a

  • @thezinogre9197
    @thezinogre9197 Před 6 lety +300

    I half expected him to say we made our own cryptocurrency and called it deeper onion

    • @frozen1640
      @frozen1640 Před 6 lety

      How do you half expect something?

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy Před 6 lety +12

      Andrew Brown You expect it, but you're half assing it. Like "He might, but I wouldn't bet money on it. Not even my Deep Onion."

    • @anoshs
      @anoshs Před 6 lety +15

      I'm actually surprised they didn't #ourladyofperpetualexemption

    • @t1m3l0rd
      @t1m3l0rd Před 6 lety +1

      That would of been awesome, but it would of moon for sure lol

    • @cliffeisen5869
      @cliffeisen5869 Před 3 lety

      For more guidance, reach her through Telegram
      +1.

  • @canergamingoyundatr1721
    @canergamingoyundatr1721 Před 2 lety +210

    The first step to learning day trading is reading books and watching videos! This is the process of gaining knowledge. But remember, just because you read a book on sky diving doesn’t mean you’re ready to jump out of an airplane!. you must work with an advisor

    • @jhay2843
      @jhay2843 Před 2 lety

      Very nice and educative video i must say . From a technical point of view of crytocurrencybuffering , the RSI looks promising in favor of the bulls, as the daily RSI is at the bullish territory above 50 (after reversing earlier today). At the same time, the Stochastic RSI oscillator is about to make a bullish crossover at the oversold area. In case this happens, it might assist the market in reaching higher highs. Lots of folks will do so well in the next bull market but you shouldn't be of the mindset to only hodl, can be very dangerous. As hard as it is ƚradıภg Crypto, it sure is way more lucrative and is quite logical if you just learn & pay attention to what's going on, I’m not a pro ƚгadēг but I was lucky enough to make 120k usd btc worth since late last year following the instruct|ons and sιǫnals from results, Nathan Howes. He runs program for the best group who can help and let you know how ƚradıภg crypto works, helping them utilize the volatility of the crypto market and also stacking up more bitcoin. You can easily get to them on Vcorpinvest.com

    • @jhay2843
      @jhay2843 Před 2 lety

      Very nice and educative video i must say . From a technical point of view of crytocurrencybuffering , the RSI looks promising in favor of the bulls, as the daily RSI is at the bullish territory above 50 (after reversing earlier today). At the same time, the Stochastic RSI oscillator is about to make a bullish crossover at the oversold area. In case this happens, it might assist the market in reaching higher highs. Lots of folks will do so well in the next bull market but you shouldn't be of the mindset to only hodl, can be very dangerous. As hard as it is ƚradıภg Crypto, it sure is way more lucrative and is quite logical if you just learn & pay attention to what's going on, I’m not a pro ƚгadēг but I was lucky enough to make 120k usd btc worth since late last year following the instruct|ons and sιǫnals from results, Nathan Howes. He runs program for the best group who can help and let you know how ƚradıภg crypto works, helping them utilize the volatility of the crypto market and also stacking up more bitcoin. You can easily get to them on Vcorpinvest.com

  • @pauljmorton
    @pauljmorton Před 3 lety +240

    There is no-one more apt to imitate that speaker guy than Keegan-Michael Key.

    • @alghanekar313
      @alghanekar313 Před 3 lety +10

      I could watch Keegan do that for a whole hour.

    • @mrmustangman
      @mrmustangman Před 3 lety +5

      no doubt.!!!!!!!!! i thought it was the real dude for a split second......

    • @grekodr5698
      @grekodr5698 Před 3 lety +1

      Best casting ever 🙌😆

    • @luismedina538
      @luismedina538 Před 3 lety

      No Carlos Mencía sounds just like him

  • @MWSin1
    @MWSin1 Před 5 lety +255

    Hodlgang is my favorite Game of Thrones character.

    • @informationyes
      @informationyes Před 5 lety +8

      Everyone Don't just go after the iron throne, the position is extremely volatile and you will insufficiently guarded you need responsibility!!!!!

    • @Prestonhlt
      @Prestonhlt Před 4 lety +8

      Yeah that scene when they flashedback to when he was a boy hodling the gang for his master until the only word he could say was “hodlgang” so sad. Broke my heart

    • @shaheena.3803
      @shaheena.3803 Před 3 lety

      Also FYI, hodl = hold on for dear life. It’s not hold spelled wrong.

    • @paulisaacson6044
      @paulisaacson6044 Před 3 lety

      Some comment said backronym instead of retronym

  • @Jace888
    @Jace888 Před rokem +8

    Now there’s part 2 as of today 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @truthhurts3524
    @truthhurts3524 Před 10 měsíci +12

    I treated crypto like long term lottery tickets. Instead of buying a scratch off ticket, I bought some crypto, think I spent $60 or so. Year and a half later, I’m still scratching a couple “crypto tickets”. 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @diwataluna
      @diwataluna Před 2 měsíci +2

      In that way, I bought 5 tickets and 2 of them are now worth almost the same value as what they cost 😂 The other 3 are lost.

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 Před 6 lety +1396

    I'm already looking forward to John Oliver's "Cool" next week.

    • @ralph5214
      @ralph5214 Před 6 lety +2

      John Chessant haha what was the other time he did it?

    • @chewy5497
      @chewy5497 Před 6 lety +20

      Ral ph when an Australian politican made a rap for United Kingdom not to leave the European Union

    • @lostsunrise5392
      @lostsunrise5392 Před 6 lety +4

      Me too

    • @arvindbalachandran
      @arvindbalachandran Před 6 lety

      DtJohn Chessant

    • @themarquess
      @themarquess Před 6 lety +7

      I'm already using it in real life. Whenever I see someone do something intended as awesome but actually awkward, I say "to quote the great John Oliver... cool"

  • @Baby_boodle
    @Baby_boodle Před 6 lety +1942

    I miss when GPUs were more affordable. ;-;

    • @declaringpond2276
      @declaringpond2276 Před 6 lety +79

      Atanih23 inb4 someone tells you to crypto mine so you can buy hardware because they're fucking retarded

    • @AwesomeSauce7176
      @AwesomeSauce7176 Před 6 lety +119

      When Cryptocurrency crashes you can buy a used 1080 Ti for prolly 200 bucks

    • @nabidisla.5086
      @nabidisla.5086 Před 6 lety +4

      Rednassie I got a rx 580 8gb for 240€ (Germany) now you cant get them under 400€

    • @sonicboy678
      @sonicboy678 Před 6 lety +1

      When were they even remotely affordable?

    • @Irishrebel092
      @Irishrebel092 Před 6 lety +47

      @JakeAndBake seriously. when it does crash, or at the very least fall enough that GPU mining stops being profitable, the flood of used high end enthusiast cards will be insane. I just don't know if I'd trust a card that has been run 24/7 at 100% load for such a long time, even if it's only $200-$300 for a 1080/Ti

  • @ravenous_videophile
    @ravenous_videophile Před rokem +12

    Who else came here to revise for Prof. Oliver's Cryptocurrency II class?

  • @dominicmako4649
    @dominicmako4649 Před rokem +12

    In 2018, a month after this episode aired, EOS peaked at 18.76. By December it was down to 1.83. At the end of 2022 it is "worth" 0.88.

  • @MickyAvStickyHands
    @MickyAvStickyHands Před 6 lety +45

    "My best man was a woman dressed in black" Is just a great line.

  • @belroiz
    @belroiz Před 2 lety +174

    I really feel like The Beatles' all-dog cover band should've been The Beagles? Right??

  • @tomsmall1244
    @tomsmall1244 Před rokem +37

    This episode still desperately needs a follow-up.

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 Před rokem +1

      With a mention of nfts

    • @AlwaysStreaming
      @AlwaysStreaming Před rokem

      He did a follow up: "Cryptocurrencies II: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)"
      czcams.com/video/o7zazuy_UfI/video.html

    • @grfrjiglstan
      @grfrjiglstan Před rokem +2

      Now it's got one.

    • @tomsmall1244
      @tomsmall1244 Před rokem +1

      @@grfrjiglstan lol, dude. You’re awesome. I did watch it, but this comment made me smile.

  • @nickcollins1052
    @nickcollins1052 Před rokem +22

    Don't mind me. Just coming back to enjoy this episode after the big crash.

  • @1987MartinT
    @1987MartinT Před 6 lety +206

    Ok Glass! Search: avoid being bullied for wearing Google Glass.

    • @alex_frijolero
      @alex_frijolero Před 6 lety +12

      1987MartinT no results

    • @zackprice27
      @zackprice27 Před 6 lety +2

      i'm so glad i'm not the only one who heard google glass and thought of that

  • @matthew_roalk
    @matthew_roalk Před 5 lety +38

    Man, Micheal Keaton is amazingly down to Earth.

  • @kirronlewis4806
    @kirronlewis4806 Před rokem +3

    Not me revising like I'm in a class....lol

  • @alvaromoe
    @alvaromoe Před rokem +17

    The world needs, nay DESERVES another episode on crypto.

    • @alyssinwilliams4570
      @alyssinwilliams4570 Před rokem

      check out KiraTV and his alternate channel Kira for a lot of constant crypto news - he makes a point of giving nearly daily updates on whats been hacked, whats been shown to be a scam, lawsuits and so on. (disclaimer: not affiliated with the channel, I just enjoy watching it)

    • @rvdb7363
      @rvdb7363 Před rokem

      Luckily they thought so as well.

  • @lenjaminbang
    @lenjaminbang Před 6 lety +535

    I cannot describe how much I love this show

    • @DJcs187
      @DJcs187 Před 6 lety +4

      Dragon Fox should rename himself Predictable Fox.

    • @crookedbubbles1755
      @crookedbubbles1755 Před 6 lety

      DJcs187 u should rename yoself b/c it looks like u dropped ur keyboard

    • @DJcs187
      @DJcs187 Před 6 lety +2

      "u" "yoself" "b/c" "u" "ur"
      Perhaps you should try to learn how to spell complete words before bashing other people's nicknames/spelling, because right now you sound like a not so creative imbecile.

    • @to564bnyt
      @to564bnyt Před 6 lety

      Bland American shite

    • @crookedbubbles1755
      @crookedbubbles1755 Před 6 lety +1

      DJcs187 I apologize for triggering you such. I am also dearly sorry for the fact that you cannot understand shorthand. If my sophomoric statements irritate you so, I shall alter them to fit your asinine mindset.

  • @johnnoodles2155
    @johnnoodles2155 Před 6 lety +102

    12 minutes into video: Expects John Oliver to have created his own cryptocurrency...
    25 minutes: Naaaww... :/

    • @diwataluna
      @diwataluna Před 6 lety +3

      John Noodles Same here lol Something like Dogecoin. Ratfacecoin!

    • @kuraddohikari
      @kuraddohikari Před 6 lety

      I'm glad. It's a tired joke.

    • @CodyTaylor115
      @CodyTaylor115 Před 6 lety +2

      That would be amazing

  • @Furonanator139
    @Furonanator139 Před rokem +3

    This video is the internet explorer raiding area 51 meme, it only gets better and funnier each time it comes around.

  • @OG_McLovin
    @OG_McLovin Před rokem +2

    that guy giving the Bitconnect spoof is putting in 1000%, I love it

  • @grumpyparsnip
    @grumpyparsnip Před 2 lety +250

    Never invest more than you are willing to lose. Sound advice.

    • @spicex4k901
      @spicex4k901 Před 2 lety +1

      No its shit. People invest their nest egg and people usually aren't willing to lose that.
      You shouldn't gamble more than you are willing to lose. On things like crypto and individual stocks.

    • @grumpyparsnip
      @grumpyparsnip Před 2 lety +1

      @@spicex4k901 Yes, the context was crypto. Go ahead and invest in index funds.

    • @Hyndergogen9
      @Hyndergogen9 Před 2 lety +6

      @@spicex4k901 This is such a bizarre comment. You disagreed with the OP, then went on to say literally the exact same thing. What?

    • @Hyndergogen9
      @Hyndergogen9 Před 2 lety +1

      Seriously, if you treat it like a bet on the big sports final, or a bet with your colleague over who will win the Oscar for Best Director, i.e. as a game to spend money on and have fun, rather than an investment, then you'll probably be fine.
      Of course some people also get addicted to gambling and spend more than they can afford to lose, but that's a bigger issue.

    • @nGUNNARp
      @nGUNNARp Před 2 lety +2

      your wealth is invested in something no matter what...don't invest in the dollar unless you're willing to lose it, invest it in bitcoin, it's safer.

  • @christmasunicorn.
    @christmasunicorn. Před 3 lety +1711

    It's gotten to the point where I find it incredibly weird to watch LWT with live audience.
    Greetings from 2020

    • @77gravity
      @77gravity Před 3 lety +55

      Watching movies where people are not Social Distancing. Feels weird.

    • @rexisnox577
      @rexisnox577 Před 3 lety +20

      good job not being dead fellow 2020ers also 2020 is like heaven for me since im an introvert btw.

    • @willflores594
      @willflores594 Před 3 lety +2

      Hello bretheren hope all is well

    • @enlightendbel
      @enlightendbel Před 3 lety +17

      It's a good sign when a comedian can do shows without a laugh track.

    • @ecnil1
      @ecnil1 Před 3 lety +1

      EjjwWill Flores wtfty ci in u BD un FF riogye g tè Jon. u mio j

  • @jm15xy
    @jm15xy Před 2 lety +52

    The Chicken McNugget analogy applies to all of cryptography, TBH. Anyway, what _really_ is paradoxical, is that there are tons of things that are (functionally) cryptocurrency financial intermediaries (a.k.a. "banks"), despite the claim that cryptos cut out the middleman.

    • @minhtrietvo8448
      @minhtrietvo8448 Před 2 lety +7

      Great point. What's worse is that virtually all companies within the blockchain space (Metamask, OpenSea, Coinbase) are centralized. Some of them even cut out the blockchain and process locally to optimize for speed.

    • @alexanderleonardi3625
      @alexanderleonardi3625 Před rokem

      ​@@minhtrietvo8448 then use provate keys and addresses like what had already been done since 2010 instead of actively choosing to erase history in order to pretend to be right like the subhuamn you always were and will ever be

    • @minhtrietvo8448
      @minhtrietvo8448 Před rokem +2

      @@alexanderleonardi3625 for what? if you wanna buy or sell bitcoin for USD, do you go on craiglist and meet a random stranger in a gas station to exchange information? because that's how the 2010 people were doing it. If you choose to buy it from ANY exchange, you're going through a centralized process.

    • @alexanderleonardi3625
      @alexanderleonardi3625 Před rokem

      @@minhtrietvo8448 i was the 2010 people. so yes. have you been paying attenttion? dont anmswer that. of course you havent been.

    • @minhtrietvo8448
      @minhtrietvo8448 Před rokem +2

      @@alexanderleonardi3625 so how many yacht do you own now? Don't answer that. ofc none.

  • @johnkingsize
    @johnkingsize Před 2 lety +33

    As a software developer, the worst part of that thing is that blockchain is actually a glorious tool with very promising applications, which are all overshadowed by its most useless one, cryptocurrencies.

    • @Laurabeck329
      @Laurabeck329 Před 5 měsíci +1

      My university uses a blockchain as a way to verify validity of all diplomas it issues

  • @silversoul910
    @silversoul910 Před 6 lety +428

    I half expected John Oliver to start his own crypto currency when he said that anyone can make their own crypto currency!

    • @VanNicky75
      @VanNicky75 Před 6 lety +20

      Olivercoin would be a hit

    • @ObligedUniform
      @ObligedUniform Před 6 lety +19

      He'd probably report all the profits and donate them to charity like Colbert did with his SuperPAC

    • @martintirpak1033
      @martintirpak1033 Před 6 lety +3

      came to comments exactly to write this! :D

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin Před 6 lety +17

      Inventing a new currency that would probably draw a TON of interest is an entirely different level from inventing a fake church or SuperPAC. It would actually be a thing, and people would want to use it, and all of a sudden Oliver and Co. is stuck managing a cryptocurrency until the end of time.

    • @isaacliu896
      @isaacliu896 Před 6 lety +3

      the daily show did and it was hilarious

  • @kaysha
    @kaysha Před 3 lety +1948

    3 years later, this hits completely different...

    • @TopherLee513
      @TopherLee513 Před 3 lety +74

      Crazy I was just rewatching this (May 2021) thinking the same thing...

    • @Tiyath
      @Tiyath Před 3 lety +72

      May 1st 2020: Dogecoin? Wasn't that one of the ancients? A relic of the before-fore-time?

    • @Inklor
      @Inklor Před 3 lety +15

      @@Tiyath you mean dictionaries?

    • @christopherross8358
      @christopherross8358 Před 3 lety +17

      What happened to EOS, They look like there still alive?
      MAY 2021

    • @Tiyath
      @Tiyath Před 3 lety +50

      @@christopherross8358 4.5 billion. It's the internet. The more pointless, the better it seems. That does it. I'll launch scamcoin

  • @mnschoen
    @mnschoen Před rokem +12

    Five years later my money is still money.

    • @Forever_Laura
      @Forever_Laura Před rokem

      YAY. And your purchasing power has taken an 18% hit due to debasement

  • @WongKinYuenHK
    @WongKinYuenHK Před rokem +6

    Anybody revising after the II just launched 😂

  • @ZankuroMinazuki
    @ZankuroMinazuki Před 5 lety +1463

    Oh man. Missed opportunity. The dog Beatles cover band should have been the Beagles. We can move on but I've lost a little faith in the writing staff. :p

    • @BrianKScott
      @BrianKScott Před 5 lety +103

      They wouldn't do that because there is a real band called The Beagles.

    • @TheOnlyMrWickedGamer
      @TheOnlyMrWickedGamer Před 5 lety +18

      That would’ve been the obvious joke.

    • @mileszimmer-benz1865
      @mileszimmer-benz1865 Před 5 lety +14

      Even aside from the whole "Beagles are an actual name for a rock band" thing, it could have also been a way to emphasize how lazy the idea is

    • @russellmoore8187
      @russellmoore8187 Před 5 lety +6

      Miles Zimmer-Benz has it exactly right. The point of the joke is that it’s dumb and lazy.

    • @mikamo
      @mikamo Před 4 lety +5

      Missed opportunity with the Monkees, because they were pretty much exactly what he was describing, except also somehow real.

  • @tubby6007
    @tubby6007 Před 3 lety +998

    Dan is watching this in his million dollar home and laughing.

    • @silentrebel4071
      @silentrebel4071 Před 3 lety +2

      @@gazmirdedja9603 You dont buy at 50k, when it was at 3k just a bit more than a year ago.

    • @Manuel-os3dq
      @Manuel-os3dq Před 3 lety +26

      @@silentrebel4071 yes sure... wait for $3,000... you didn’t understand anything about what’s happening in this cycle. It is not going back to $3,000. Mark my words. Meanwhile keep waiting.

    • @folkrav
      @folkrav Před 3 lety +6

      @@trialandterror hindsight is 20/20

    • @feywildheart2878
      @feywildheart2878 Před 3 lety +12

      We don't hate dan any less, or his bro-jargon.

    • @tubby6007
      @tubby6007 Před 3 lety +6

      @@feywildheart2878 wish I had heeded dan's advice

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  • @Su1c1deK1ng1028
    @Su1c1deK1ng1028 Před 2 lety +5

    Aged like wine.

  • @etourdie
    @etourdie Před 3 lety +454

    "There are no obvious reasons why Dogecoin has been so successful"
    What are you talking about‽ It's a coin with a dog's face on it

  • @scuzo471
    @scuzo471 Před 6 lety +498

    What is absolutely hilarious, is that on Johns orders I googled Brock Pierce Scandal, the entire first page is about how Brock got kicked off EOS as a result of this video. Love you John

    • @brandonmcdaniel5447
      @brandonmcdaniel5447 Před 6 lety +15

      I'm gonna assume that they didn't know about that scandal until after this video went up.

    • @RupluttajaGames
      @RupluttajaGames Před 6 lety +7

      He didn't get kicked off, he voluntarily resigned.

    • @scuzo471
      @scuzo471 Před 6 lety +2

      lol

    • @davidthecoingazer7454
      @davidthecoingazer7454 Před 6 lety

      Or possibly good chance for him to stay.. EOS prices crazy if you check its price changes since release... citicoins.com/eos

    • @scuzo471
      @scuzo471 Před 6 lety +5

      ye but EOS is a garbage crypto lol, lots of mo0ney beeing invested but that doesnt change the fact that they lack purpose and direction ^^