Don't even need the horror movie part. Some agencies out there have less than 3-4 guys covering entire counties. Some counties literally have no law enforcement and rely entirely on state troopers.
3:25 the hammer breaking when he hit the door, and then the way he DRAMATICALLY looks down at it for like an entire second is actually some looney toons shit
@@Dave-jj3fk go to 4:36 you can see a white thing on the lower end of the door, just above the criminals head, I think that’s a sliding bolt, looks like there’s one near the top too
How about similar case of person breaking into a store and realizing he is trapped takes out beer case from fridge and starts drinking. He got through two before passing out and police woke him up the next day and he had crapped and pissed his pants as well.
This actually happened in a bank once, they walked inside and the massive vault door shut behind them. Somewhat ironically, they had to call the police to help get them out.
Rookie mistake most people make: The hinges on doors are much weaker than the actual locks they put on them. If you want to kick a door in, kick it from the other side it doesn't open from.
Or if the designers were stupid enough to leave the hinges on the outside, you could just tap out the hinge pins and pull the door off of its hinges with a few kicks
@Soggy Slopster Many known techniques can be used many ways. Knowing how to best open a door can also be used to open other people's doors without their knowledge or consent.
Criminal: If I can't break down this door than I am going to break something else **Smashes hammer against window, hammer breaks instead** Criminal: Well, at least I broke something
Took me a while to realize that it was actually just a mannequin standing on the left there, not one of the robbers brains shutting off and regretting his own life decisions
I remember an interview with the owner of the shop in the second clip. He got the live footage of the security cam. Knew the guy had no chance to escape. The white door leads to a storage room without an exit. Laughed his ass off and took his time with calling the cops. Called them and said: pick him up whenever you want.
It’s funny how his chat is even dumber than the guys he’s watching. Does anyone actually think the police station would send only 1 officer for a break in?
It's possibly a security thing for a large store. But more likely I think it might be where the shop stores valuable merchandise or documents like if it's a jewelry store or something.
To be fair, movies generally over-dramatize everything in them, few try to be realistic. Ah yes, this metal tube with some ridges in it will completely muffle my explosive projectile stick when I put it on the end of it.
Chat doesn't even know the most basic shit about what they're talking about at times, yet they always seem to act like they know everything there is to know about it
A couple years ago a tweaker broke into our local escape room building, he ended up panicking and calling the police himself. The room was serial killer themed. What I want to know is, did the dude not bother to check first what business he was breaking into? Did he take a wrong turn somewhere on the roof? (he broke in through the roof)
I can't even begin to imagine how it feels as a criminal, real or not, to break in and suddenly stumble across some shit like that. There's a story of a robber who broke into a gym teacher's home and found cp on the computer and called the police. But like this would be that x10 because there's just actually blood and blades and tools and shit everywhere.
The people in the chat would just wear leather and all that to look cool if they start a career in villainy. And then they’d proceed to be imprisoned and/or murdered by the real villains.
Ceiling tiles? The way my work building is designed it would be really to break into the business next to my work. We're open far later than them, and the wall dividing us is cheap and superficial, so I could literally pop out a ceiling tile on either side and I'm in their office. Seems like a design flaw considering they're an orthodontist office that I'd imagine has a fair amount of drugs on hand
He shoulda dressed up as a manakin and waited an hour after the store opened and started scaring people saying it was a prank video for CZcams and left
Even if he did successfully lock the first cop in and tried to take on the second one, he has to be utterly exhausted from kicking that door. The alarm going off for hours would have been very stressful as well. It’s surprising that he didn’t just collapse as soon as the cops showed up.
I see the “Wrath of Jodi” criminal psychology thumbnail in the corner there; looks like even Charlie has been binging that channel since “this is what Acting Crazy Looks Like”
This doesn’t surprise me at all, Charlie, a couple of years ago I had two meth heads trying to steal my old huge air compressor out of the old wooden shed at the time. Now, this was the big elongated air compressor, meant for stuff like car tires. And these were two dudes out of their coconuts. They were planning on lugging this big air compressor over the metal gate. Didn’t get that far when they ran off after getting caught, but in their haste, broke the gauges and dented the valves. Robbers are idiots, cat burglaries are mystified because of their efficiency.
In the very first few seconds I was absolutely terrified at how well the guy was at standing seemingly perfectly still with not even a breathing movement (like wow was in he in shock or something?) until I realized it was a mannequin.
This actually reminds of those those skits Jay Leno would do where he would have these newspaper stories of stupid criminals. I remember one guy who owned an illegal marijuana farm reported to the cops that his illegal marijuana was stolen. Stupid criminals 😆👍
@@Cbd_7ohm Nope. Neither should blasting some guys trying to steal it with a fully automatic firearm while you clasp your best guy to your side, but oh well. I think things are moving in the right direction.
It’s literally just like those old fashioned mute comedy movies with Charlie Chaplin 😂😂 falls out the ceiling, gets locked in, hammer breaks, breaks down storage room door 😂😂😂
5:25 I truly thought he was in there for a couple days but I looked back and it was only an hour. He was definitely putting in some work to make himself so dehydrated and weak in just an hour lmao
4:51 Clock says 4:10 4:58 Clock says 5:06 If we factor in when he fell through the ceiling, then this man's been in there for an hour, just to walk out emptyhanded.
The only reason I remembered that video was because of a comment saying "imagine if he tried as hard in life as he did at trying to break that door down"
Expectations vs Reality. Ceilings cannot maintain the weight of a human like in video games. And even if the ceiling can, the act of crawling will produce ALOT of noise.
Tips for if you’re ever trapped: 1. Don’t EVER use your shoulder to break down a door 2. Check which way the door turns, that lets ya know if it’s good to kick down or not. 3. Do a front kick 4.Don’t kick the door hinges or the center of the door, kick where the door handle is or at least close to it.
Imagine how defeated he must have felt after putting so much energy and effort into breaking down that door only for it to be a janitors closet.
Pain.
New tools to keep working with. A mop's gotta have at least a few good swings in it.
Imagine if he channelled that energy into working for a living.
Story of my life
@@dereksbooks < implying that working for the capitalism system will fix the situation that capitalism’s failure put him into
"Hey Ron. Hey Billy"
"that hurt"
Yes
Hey
@Ur cool 😎 yes, I am cool and you're not.
Fun fact: his name is actually Ryan, not Ron
He knew it was over when the hammer broke. 😅
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Charlie: "Cops don't respond to calls alone"
Horror movies: "Are you sure about that?"
Jonathan Joestar: your next line is "how are you everywhere?"
@@chudaran It's Joseph Joestar
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Don't even need the horror movie part. Some agencies out there have less than 3-4 guys covering entire counties. Some counties literally have no law enforcement and rely entirely on state troopers.
@@uselessinformation3634 shhhh, people who don’t live in the middle of nowhere are talking
3:25 the hammer breaking when he hit the door, and then the way he DRAMATICALLY looks down at it for like an entire second is actually some looney toons shit
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That's the power of Chinesium and cheap plastic.
@@manictiger my thoughts exactly. ACME made waaay better stuff than that
Batman agrees
burning his finger prints off with the rope to avoid identification was kind of a genus move.
You’re a genus
@@Willy72070 come on man, we all from the same familia
@LilHeinz94 *celver
@LilHeinz94 notise*
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that mannequin was judging the hell out of his goofy ass
Charlie: Kick the door down come on
also Charlie: His leg's gonna break any second now
How did they get an emergency exit door to lock from the inside
@@Dave-jj3fk go to 4:36 you can see a white thing on the lower end of the door, just above the criminals head, I think that’s a sliding bolt, looks like there’s one near the top too
That second guy was in there for one hour and three minutes kicking doors in only to be arrested. Truly a tragic tale
Quite sure he called on himself too, he was ready for his fate
How about similar case of person breaking into a store and realizing he is trapped takes out beer case from fridge and starts drinking. He got through two before passing out and police woke him up the next day and he had crapped and pissed his pants as well.
@@vksasdgaming9472 bahaha who can blame him
@@rustarus6117 Well, he was fucked anyways so he made best of bad situation. Still stupid.
Imagine the shame of having to pay for the damages to the building.
This actually happened in a bank once, they walked inside and the massive vault door shut behind them. Somewhat ironically, they had to call the police to help get them out.
And they were waiting to arrest them
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Rookie mistake most people make: The hinges on doors are much weaker than the actual locks they put on them. If you want to kick a door in, kick it from the other side it doesn't open from.
Or if the designers were stupid enough to leave the hinges on the outside, you could just tap out the hinge pins and pull the door off of its hinges with a few kicks
dont give them ideas
@Soggy Slopster
Many known techniques can be used many ways. Knowing how to best open a door can also be used to open other people's doors without their knowledge or consent.
The guy had a backpack, so he apparently brought tools...I'd have added a nice Milwaukee M18 fuel brushless sawzall to the bag, problems solved.
Am I watching Burn Notice over here haha
Criminal: If I can't break down this door than I am going to break something else
**Smashes hammer against window, hammer breaks instead**
Criminal: Well, at least I broke something
If it were a video game, he'd probably get several points for that at least.
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Do you exist to be annoying
success is a success
Took me a while to realize that it was actually just a mannequin standing on the left there, not one of the robbers brains shutting off and regretting his own life decisions
me to
Are you sure your brain isn't shut down?
@@legrandliseurtri7495 it could be because of the the perspective we have
Yeah sorry no, that didn't even look remotely like a real person.
@@LilyApus “yeah sorry no” as if there’s no possible way for someone to be that dumb lol
I remember an interview with the owner of the shop in the second clip. He got the live footage of the security cam. Knew the guy had no chance to escape. The white door leads to a storage room without an exit. Laughed his ass off and took his time with calling the cops. Called them and said: pick him up whenever you want.
that's hilarious
OSHA would like to know about this impossible to open crash bar exit door...
#firecode #governmentsarethetruetheives #regulatoryfines
@Hungti no, he bought like a water pistol instead of gun
What's the interview video called?
What a chad
It’s funny how his chat is even dumber than the guys he’s watching. Does anyone actually think the police station would send only 1 officer for a break in?
plus I'm pretty sure they were watching him on camera, cos the cop strolled in pretty casually.
the owners trap should have been a way to make him fall into that prison cell that the owner has for some reason, is nobody going to question that?
my guess is that wasnt a store, but some kinda police department or jail. maybe he escaped through the ceiling of another cell somewhere
true what person or store has a jail cell
It's possibly a security thing for a large store. But more likely I think it might be where the shop stores valuable merchandise or documents like if it's a jewelry store or something.
Malls have jail cells. Could be something like that. Or some big store with a big loss prevention crew that hold shop lifters in there until cops come
That would have been so freaking funny
Robbers in movies: cool music, top-notch athletic abilities, masterminds of stealth
Robbers in real life:
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Also tried to leave no traces movies making them look really smart.
I'm surprised this is how real life is
I mean some bank robbers are literally like movie characters in how meticulously it is planned
To be fair, movies generally over-dramatize everything in them, few try to be realistic. Ah yes, this metal tube with some ridges in it will completely muffle my explosive projectile stick when I put it on the end of it.
Robbers like that exist. They just don't get caught on cameras for us to laugh at later. They're uncommon, though.
This reminds me of the robbers who tried to steal the TV, but just ended up destroying the TV, and leaving empty-handed.
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I BATMAN, WILL HUNT DOWN EVERY ONE OF THESE SELF PROMOTING CRIMINALS.
@@BatCostumeGuy thanks Batman
@@BatCostumeGuy thanks Batman, just know it might take you a while
“He’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit”
The way he started knocking on the wall to find a weak spot to break ala Metal Gear is what killed me.
"Chat, Jesus, you would never succeed as a fucking villain"
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Chat doesn't even know the most basic shit about what they're talking about at times, yet they always seem to act like they know everything there is to know about it
I swear Charlie's Twitch chat consists of the stupidest people on the face of the Earth.
I read this as it happened perfectly timed
As a wise man once said:
"Congratulations, you played yourself."
I wonder who's that wise man
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CONGRATULATIONS YOU'VE PLAYED WITH YOURSELF
*WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH JUST SOME GUY WITHOUT A MUSTACHE.*
A couple years ago a tweaker broke into our local escape room building, he ended up panicking and calling the police himself. The room was serial killer themed. What I want to know is, did the dude not bother to check first what business he was breaking into? Did he take a wrong turn somewhere on the roof? (he broke in through the roof)
I can't even begin to imagine how it feels as a criminal, real or not, to break in and suddenly stumble across some shit like that. There's a story of a robber who broke into a gym teacher's home and found cp on the computer and called the police. But like this would be that x10 because there's just actually blood and blades and tools and shit everywhere.
Holy sh!t that is hilarious!!
0:25 Dude in the hat didn’t even flinch when the guy broke in. What a stud.
Chat questions Charlie's logic of there being a second cop, like everybody forgot Charlie knows from experience in his leading role as Officer Greg.
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What do you wanna do, shut it down?
Someone: "How much information do you want to give out about yourself"
Thief: "Yes"
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Batman is smart, unlike these thieves.
None of them were wearing any face coverings😂
@@witty401son or gloves bro. Fingerprints *everywhere*
Charlie: Gets tricked by mannequin
Also Charlie trying to play it off: Hmm yes, decoy. Absolutely ingenious move there.
4:54 he opened the white door just to get more items to open the red door
Robber tries to rob store, instantly regrets it
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"Chat you would never succeed as a villain"
*bro that one hit deep* 😥
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The people in the chat would just wear leather and all that to look cool if they start a career in villainy.
And then they’d proceed to be imprisoned and/or murdered by the real villains.
3:25 the hammer breaking is just comical
I'm more impressed that they broke the ceiling. And left an obvious gaping hole.
"I'm not locked here with you, you're locked here with me."
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@@skeet7866 Bots. Just report them for spam/unwanted commercial content.
I’m not locked in here with you, I’m locked in here with me.
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@Tim Lockwood ever play gta 4?
@Stewie Guy didn’t know gta was in black and white
@Stewie Guy It is
You need the audio the owner actually talks to him while hes trying to get out
Store-brand Jigsaw?
@@blessiemasancay4818 you missed your chance to say "Great Value" lmao
@@GorlicBreadz I forgot that term. Sorry lol
@@blessiemasancay4818 no apologies. You're good lol
got a link?
“This man is hatching so many plans, then whenever he thinks of one it almost immediately fails.” So….
Dutch in RDR2?
What makes him think the ceiling is an escape point? Why would there be a man-sized hole between the roof and the ceiling?
Ceiling tiles? The way my work building is designed it would be really to break into the business next to my work. We're open far later than them, and the wall dividing us is cheap and superficial, so I could literally pop out a ceiling tile on either side and I'm in their office. Seems like a design flaw considering they're an orthodontist office that I'd imagine has a fair amount of drugs on hand
@@brewcityboatclub8299 Yikes! Yeah, that shouldn't happen.
@@brewcityboatclub8299 dude just do it. Sounds exciting af
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Shitebag if you dont do it
Movies
He shoulda dressed up as a manakin and waited an hour after the store opened and started scaring people saying it was a prank video for CZcams and left
Manakin
Mannequin
Manakin Skywalker
@@Johsther Why I have never heard this term in reference to Hayden Christensen's acting ability is beyond me.
@@JediMasterBaiter lmao
Even if he did successfully lock the first cop in and tried to take on the second one, he has to be utterly exhausted from kicking that door. The alarm going off for hours would have been very stressful as well. It’s surprising that he didn’t just collapse as soon as the cops showed up.
I see the “Wrath of Jodi” criminal psychology thumbnail in the corner there; looks like even Charlie has been binging that channel since “this is what Acting Crazy Looks Like”
The fact he falls out of the same place twice is just perfect.
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Yeah, it is.
This is just me if I ever attempted to become a criminal honesty
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Batman will hunt you down if you do so.
@@BatCostumeGuy oh wait your that guy from Fortnite
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@@wolenrashad1031 Yes indeed, it is i That guy from the children's game known as forkknife.
This doesn’t surprise me at all, Charlie, a couple of years ago I had two meth heads trying to steal my old huge air compressor out of the old wooden shed at the time. Now, this was the big elongated air compressor, meant for stuff like car tires. And these were two dudes out of their coconuts. They were planning on lugging this big air compressor over the metal gate. Didn’t get that far when they ran off after getting caught, but in their haste, broke the gauges and dented the valves. Robbers are idiots, cat burglaries are mystified because of their efficiency.
In the very first few seconds I was absolutely terrified at how well the guy was at standing seemingly perfectly still with not even a breathing movement (like wow was in he in shock or something?) until I realized it was a mannequin.
Imagine if he got trapped at the start of the pandemic, and the owner closed the store then.
Can I know what's the sauce for your pfp and banner,it's for research
@Soggy Slopster it's for research and nothing else
Banner is TSF Monogatari 5 by ShindoL. My pfp is just fanart I made of that character in the banner.
@@feathermanr7577thanks
Bro by the time they discovered him hed be bones
Imagine how embarrassed this guy must have been when he realized there were cameras recording the entire ordeal
Degenerates like that don't feel shame or embarrassment.
“There’s always back up” spitting facts
Chat: "should have locked the cop in with him"
OK and then what lmao
They meant lock the cop in the building he was in and he runs out but there was multiple cops not one. I don't get how you can't comprehend that.
@@kingdoge8916 listen it was like 2am when I watched this video. I am also dumb
This actually reminds of those those skits Jay Leno would do where he would have these newspaper stories of stupid criminals. I remember one guy who owned an illegal marijuana farm reported to the cops that his illegal marijuana was stolen. Stupid criminals 😆👍
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Growing weed shouldn't be a crime.
@@Cbd_7ohm Nope. Neither should blasting some guys trying to steal it with a fully automatic firearm while you clasp your best guy to your side, but oh well. I think things are moving in the right direction.
@@HRCSJSUAMMAS ROFL Lmao
That man's legs are going to be VERY SORE.
Indeed
“Does he live there now?” 😂😂
It’s literally just like those old fashioned mute comedy movies with Charlie Chaplin 😂😂 falls out the ceiling, gets locked in, hammer breaks, breaks down storage room door 😂😂😂
3:53 "Senpai"
Man really noticed the body position he was in. XD
These guys remind me so much of like the stereotypical crooks from TV shows or the Wet Bandits from Home Alone
LMAO YES,
harry and marv
5:11 I thought he teleported lol
"Chat, Jesus. You would never survive as a fuckin villan" 😂
You know someone is a pro at stealing when he falls not once but twice
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Huh, 2 bots
Make that 3
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Imagine falling into a store and not looking behind the register for a possible spare key
5:39 if that were to really happened I would of gave up on humanity. 💀
Right around 5:30, he's thinking; 'If I ever get out of this, I'm going straight!'
6:10 Clearly chat has forgotten that Charlie’s been though real police training
He was trying to be like Henry Stickmin and failed miserably
so he succeeded in being henry stickmin
@@lionheart6176 Yes and no I guess
@@lionheart6176 Should've used the teleporter imo. Big fail
@@yelimsnusm7551 if only he had a personal charles
4:00 *gas starts filling the room* XD
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Ok then, prove yourself
Plot twist, it was Ron that fell through the ceiling
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No it was Joker.
@@BatCostumeGuy kk
It’s nice seeing the return of a classic character. Vibranium door is my favorite, it has always made me laugh.
It took me one min to found out that was a Mannequin 1:09
If Charlie were a police officer he would comment on cool things you did and how to do better next time then just leave without arresting you
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Imagine robbing a store and you get trapped " Ha You Just Activated My Trap Card"
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"Good ones steal the store they're stuck in"
-The gray fox probably
Chat: "I could get away with that!!"
Charlie: "Sit down, son."
😂
5:25 I truly thought he was in there for a couple days but I looked back and it was only an hour. He was definitely putting in some work to make himself so dehydrated and weak in just an hour lmao
4:51 Clock says 4:10
4:58 Clock says 5:06
If we factor in when he fell through the ceiling, then this man's been in there for an hour, just to walk out emptyhanded.
I would turn myself over out of embarrassment after falling through the ceiling twice
"Cops don't respond to calls alone"
Officer Greg now knows better
I love how in the second clip you can see the robbers growing panic and desperation and just as he gives up the cop walks in like 'hello there lad :)'
As someone who played a lead role as a cop, charlie most definitely knows the ins and outs of the police
@Soggy Slopster shut up
Really?!
If you lock yourself in while robbing something, just turn yourself in 😂
they went wrong,
in many places.
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2:38 Satan himself spoke through Charlie as a vessel
"he is never fought an opponent like this" in reference to the fucking door lmao 10/10 commentary
Thanks for making me laugh man, when you asked if the date at the top had changed I lost it, thanks
I love this stuff so much, when they get trapped they act like animals that didn't wanna get picked up
I thought the mannequin was a store employee dressed as a mannequin. Oh boy is my brain running at 0.2mph today.
The only reason I remembered that video was because of a comment saying "imagine if he tried as hard in life as he did at trying to break that door down"
The plot twist is, he wasn't a robber, but a subject placed in a jigsaw escape puzzle.
3:30 should of used the hammers rear side to pry one of the doors open. Most likely one would budge...
0:03 Australia spiders
This is one of the most funniest robbings ever. Came down on a rope which he threw down to not snap his ankles, and now he fell threw.
Imagine if the cops were like "nah, you can stay there."
Wtf is all over the floor at 4:30?
1:55 i can safely say is the best part of this video
“He hasn’t left, check the store” 😂
My man didn't even try to destroy the security cameras before trying to wreck the whole place haha
Expectations vs Reality. Ceilings cannot maintain the weight of a human like in video games. And even if the ceiling can, the act of crawling will produce ALOT of noise.
I love how he picks up the broken hammer with conviction like after this he’s going straight to Home Depot to return got the receipt at home 😂😂
"Maybe he just wanted to try out his rope"
Bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tips for if you’re ever trapped:
1. Don’t EVER use your shoulder to break down a door
2. Check which way the door turns, that lets ya know if it’s good to kick down or not.
3. Do a front kick
4.Don’t kick the door hinges or the center of the door, kick where the door handle is or at least close to it.
I can’t breathe the videos themselves are hilarious and then Charlie’s commentary has me dying