Prager U is Hot Garbage | Political Science Theater 2020

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  • @466chalk
    @466chalk Před 5 lety +817

    Videos dissing PragerU is the leftist CZcams equivalent of junk food, and I'd like to super size my order!

    • @savenetneutralityanti-repu7029
      @savenetneutralityanti-repu7029 Před 5 lety +37

      Let's troll Steven Crowder videos with links to this video.

    • @kritische3959
      @kritische3959 Před 4 lety +8

      Leftist junk food is what I’ll get obese with.

    • @user-fg4yz7fy7z
      @user-fg4yz7fy7z Před 4 lety +1

      Wait are you saying pragerU is leftist?

    • @kritische3959
      @kritische3959 Před 4 lety +13

      Mr Lucks
      No, he said that it felt good when he watches leftist CZcamsrs dissing PragerU. Like eating junk food, leftist junk food. And he wants *moar*

    • @DiboraBinebeb
      @DiboraBinebeb Před 3 lety +3

      The only junk food I'll ever binge on

  • @McCbobbish
    @McCbobbish Před 5 lety +304

    I wouldn’t mind this being a series.

    • @galleryofrogues
      @galleryofrogues Před 4 lety +1

      Same!

    • @zoewells3160
      @zoewells3160 Před 3 lety +1

      I’d like to see them riff Amazon’s and Walmart’s anti-union videos, if this does become one
      These ones here
      czcams.com/video/uRpwVwFxyk4/video.html
      czcams.com/video/ONKkoiszVSs/video.html

    • @agentzapdos4960
      @agentzapdos4960 Před 2 lety

      I wouldn't mind a second episode to ANY of his series...

  • @ALtheGreat23
    @ALtheGreat23 Před 5 lety +480

    I turned the volume down and let the PargerU ad play, just so they can pay you!!😉👍👍

    • @janecasper846
      @janecasper846 Před 4 lety +4

      legend

    • @laurent1144
      @laurent1144 Před 4 lety +1

      SAME!

    • @kritische3959
      @kritische3959 Před 4 lety

      Can anyone please explain me this? I don’t get it, I’m stupid.

    • @ineptpacific3974
      @ineptpacific3974 Před 3 lety +1

      Kritische they got an ad for prager u and they let it play out because when you let ads play out rather than skipping them the CZcams channel gets more money

    • @malvadoboy
      @malvadoboy Před 2 lety

      That's praxis in my book

  • @carlmarks4522
    @carlmarks4522 Před 5 lety +109

    Elon Musk being a shark really works with his South African blood money inheritance.

    • @Emerica771
      @Emerica771 Před 4 měsíci

      The money he didn’t inherit?

  • @johnpaulsylvester3727
    @johnpaulsylvester3727 Před 5 lety +163

    “Who owns these automobiles?”
    “The employees in the plant. Of course, they also own the plant itself, and elect their own managers.”
    “THAT CANNOT BE!”

    • @ceoofantifa6245
      @ceoofantifa6245 Před 4 lety +4

      For that is communism, and communism is the opposite of what they do

  • @ShnoogleMan
    @ShnoogleMan Před 5 lety +88

    PragerU is like the DJ Khaled of right-wing youtube. He typically doesn't do anything in the video, has someone else perform, and attaches his name to everything.

  • @Juan_Carl0s
    @Juan_Carl0s Před 5 lety +34

    Mental gymnastics used to prove that only the poor can be greedy, wow

  • @JoelRiter
    @JoelRiter Před 5 lety +22

    HOW HAVE YOU NOT MADE MORE OF THESE? ITS GODDAMN BRILLIANT AND BEAUTIFUL!

    • @JoelRiter
      @JoelRiter Před 5 lety

      Comrade Senpai noticed me! I'm all seriousness, thanks for everything you do. We certainly need more headhunters and I hope to help fill that role. I would love to do a Mr Rogers Bill Nye style show, especially given your excellent video on Mr Rogers and we could certainly use someone to help in that end. Certainly not saying I could (or anyone for that matter), too what Mr Rogers accomplished, but to come even remotely close... I feel as though we need that more then ever.

  • @thomasdixon8656
    @thomasdixon8656 Před 5 lety +228

    "Denny, the climate change denying killer whale"
    Lmaooo

    • @larenzdechavez442
      @larenzdechavez442 Před 3 lety

      @aaron bacchus and also melting of ice caps makes the killer whales free to roam the oceans

  • @aeneasstrozier8944
    @aeneasstrozier8944 Před 5 lety +663

    so by this dudes logic, if you arent greedy if you save your money and are cheap, then ebinezeer scrooge is apparently a really nice guy and totally not greedy! Who knew?

    • @Jordan-wn7kf
      @Jordan-wn7kf Před 5 lety +67

      it was my understanding that scrooge was a perfect illustration of marx's contention that capitalism is bad for capitalists too, since scrooge is clearly pathologically ascetic to the point of self-harm, for the sake of profit

    • @storml.g.9138
      @storml.g.9138 Před 5 lety

      @Socialist_Spy_Kid Are you an anarcho-syndicalist?

    • @aeneasstrozier8944
      @aeneasstrozier8944 Před 5 lety +11

      Mr. Top Hat I prefer anarcho communist

    • @storml.g.9138
      @storml.g.9138 Před 5 lety +3

      @@aeneasstrozier8944 But isn't the black cat a syndicalist symbol? Or am I mistaken? (I am an anarcho-syndicalist)

    • @aeneasstrozier8944
      @aeneasstrozier8944 Před 5 lety +9

      Mr. Top Hat it is, but historically, our ideologies have been so intertwined that it Barry makes a difference. Tbh i also just think it looks cool

  • @vigneshbanusekar486
    @vigneshbanusekar486 Před 5 lety +54

    I completely agree. PragerU is just a group of entitled racists spreading their twisted ideologies in the name of knowledge.
    They once made a video exalting colonialism and how we Indians should thank the British for everything they have given us.
    Loved your dry and witty humour BTW😂😂

  • @carlostaffanelly418
    @carlostaffanelly418 Před 5 lety +342

    "You're a terrible person,Frank." "Thank you! :)" Is probably my favorite pro-capitalist argument, and the best one I've ever heard

  • @Moscato_Moscato
    @Moscato_Moscato Před 5 lety +389

    But Emerican *“eLoN mUsK iS a SoCiAlIst”*

    • @r.pizzamonkey7379
      @r.pizzamonkey7379 Před 5 lety +17

      *Well, when words don't mean things its easy to call yourself a socialist, or call saving money the opposite of greed, it's easy! Now you try!*

    • @amolkhobaragade
      @amolkhobaragade Před 4 lety +1

      Musk supports Freedom Dividend. He is a socialist, according to the right.

    • @edwardzero9275
      @edwardzero9275 Před 4 lety +4

      Amol Khobaragade According to some Rightists, Fascism is left so…

    • @amolkhobaragade
      @amolkhobaragade Před 4 lety

      @@edwardzero9275 They're illiterate as they haven't read the classical definition of fascism.

    • @edwardzero9275
      @edwardzero9275 Před 4 lety +1

      Amol Khobaragade Ya’know, even those who know what Fascism is still say it’s Leftist just so they say “Look guys! The evil fascists are at it again!”

  • @Midnight-Starfish
    @Midnight-Starfish Před 5 lety +30

    Mister Roger's Neighborhood has really grown up with it's audience. Went from teaching good qualities and life lessons to political science.

  • @justinhanna9152
    @justinhanna9152 Před 5 lety +113

    I was expecting elon musk's video selector to just be the youtube algorithm

    • @crazyaf12
      @crazyaf12 Před 4 lety +1

      I legit thought the same thing. Glad I'm not alone

  • @gorillaguerillaDK
    @gorillaguerillaDK Před 5 lety +270

    Why does watching PragerU almost never fail to give me a nauseating headache....!?

    • @zoebailey
      @zoebailey Před 5 lety +1

      Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...................

    • @yamiyomizuki
      @yamiyomizuki Před 5 lety +21

      Because trying to sort through the bad logic, factual inaccuracies and bigotry is physically painfull

    • @codfish8480
      @codfish8480 Před 5 lety +1

      Romulas Ex oh shit ooooo

    • @RockfordRoe
      @RockfordRoe Před 4 lety

      They're like the right's intellectual masturbation

  • @Marxism_Today
    @Marxism_Today Před 5 lety +1019

    Said it before and I'll say it again: the puppets are glorious. Keep on doing what you do, Emerican. You rock!

    • @p.chuckmoralesesquire3965
      @p.chuckmoralesesquire3965 Před 5 lety +10

      HAHHH leftist puppet show mocking Elon Musk? SUBBED IMMEDIATELY :)

    • @Counter-Intuitive
      @Counter-Intuitive Před 5 lety +6

      PargerU, the only University that makes you dumber

    • @Counter-Intuitive
      @Counter-Intuitive Před 5 lety +4

      @William Stewart It's all in the name, PropagandaU aka PseudoscienceU

    • @Counter-Intuitive
      @Counter-Intuitive Před 5 lety +6

      @William Stewart How about the fact that they purposely lied about universal healthcare costing more than our current system?

    • @Counter-Intuitive
      @Counter-Intuitive Před 5 lety +4

      @William Stewart Two huge extensive studies were done by economists, one of them funded by the Koch brothers found that Medicare For All would save America 2-5 Trillion Dollars over a decade. Funny how they failed to mention that 🤷‍♂️ www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/dec/11/universal-healthcare-could-save-america-trillions-whats-holding-us-back

  • @AraAnoukh
    @AraAnoukh Před 5 lety +32

    Emerican's pained gaze after "Arctic Ice melt is a natural cycle" made me choke on my coffee
    I really love the use of puppets, top quality!

    • @mopar_dude9227
      @mopar_dude9227 Před 5 lety +1

      Do some research and you will see that the Arctic melt actually is a cycle. The ice has been growing faster than it has in the last 14 years.

    • @52flyingbicycles
      @52flyingbicycles Před 2 lety

      Killer Whale just wants to eat more seals

  • @gelatinocyte6270
    @gelatinocyte6270 Před 5 lety +35

    Ugh! That George guy sounds like a robot with a dying soul inside. His miserable voice brings agony to the next level.

  • @CassidyCope
    @CassidyCope Před 5 lety +11

    PragerU: "Businesses will fail if the owners hold themselves above the customer."
    -Me: "The entire video game industry disagrees."- EA Games: "Hold my beer."

  • @oddjam
    @oddjam Před 5 lety +100

    Dude, the production value of your videos has really been taking off lately, congrats and as always thanks for the amazing content

  •  Před 5 lety +229

    humorous critic of thrash right-wing propaganda and 90s nostalgia! this is gold! thank you!

    • @robbiemcdonough3189
      @robbiemcdonough3189 Před 5 lety

      Hey I'm new to this channel so don't ask whether I've watched his vids before but what's wrong with 90s nostalgia? As for right wing stuff I'm not going to assume u mean it's bad but what's wrong with 90 nolstalga?

    •  Před 5 lety +8

      hahaha, sorry, my bad. nothing wrong with 90s nostalgia. criticism of thrash right wing and (on top of that) some sweet 90s nostalgia (not criticised but the cherry on top that makes it extra sweet). the heat of the moment, I guess ;)

    • @dawndefender
      @dawndefender Před 5 lety

      >trash-wing
      have some standards

  • @MxGouda
    @MxGouda Před 5 lety +82

    I love how self aware frank's so self aware

  • @blazmaverick
    @blazmaverick Před 5 lety +22

    Diagetic horse puppet hella connected with me.

  • @Saje3D
    @Saje3D Před 5 lety +3

    I remember an argument I once had with a coworker about health and beauty products. His argument was that all the different brands and varieties wouldn’t exist if there wasn’t a “need” for them. But that neglects to consider there’s a whole discipline devoted to creating “need” for new products. They call it marketing.

  • @shenyathewelder9695
    @shenyathewelder9695 Před 4 lety +3

    “Working class puppet.” Implying the existence of a bourgeoisie puppet

  • @savenetneutralityanti-repu7029

    6:08 "It's like the 80's are taking a dump in my ear."
    That line made me spit out my coffee. Thanks. XD

  • @Kadaspala
    @Kadaspala Před 5 lety +101

    This is the greatest MST3K parody ever and I love how organically it developed from your previous puppet lore.

  • @voiceinthewilderness7596
    @voiceinthewilderness7596 Před 5 lety +74

    God, the man's voice. The puppets and Emerican need to wake me up every 3 minutes or so.

    • @ladyvincenza
      @ladyvincenza Před 5 lety +2

      I agree. His voice is hard to listen to. He sounds like a constipated Ben Stein.

    • @leoforzeth
      @leoforzeth Před 5 lety

      Voice In the Wilderness Sounds like he just woke up with that much vocal fry

  • @moyayaille2609
    @moyayaille2609 Před 5 lety +43

    I'd watch several seasons of that ... PragerU is hilarious but also kind of depressing to watch on your own

  • @MaxMercuryAnonymous
    @MaxMercuryAnonymous Před 5 lety +10

    Commentary is really good and this is a really tight parody! I do wish there had been some kind of door sequence, though. That was always one of my favorite parts of MST3K

  • @technicallygeckley14
    @technicallygeckley14 Před 5 lety +219

    10/10. Best response to pragerU I've seen yet. I love that you refuse to take their content seriously and debunk the high density of their BS without making it tedious.

    • @bluewater454
      @bluewater454 Před 5 lety +5

      Easy to "debunk" someones ideas when you dont have to actually listen to what they have to say. I noticed that this Theater 3000 knock-off never actually played an entire sentence from the gent in the Prager U video. Isnt creative video editing great? It keeps you from having to have an honest conversation. You can just set up straw men and knock them down.

    • @austinbundrick3192
      @austinbundrick3192 Před 5 lety +17

      @@bluewater454 PragerU is nothing but a big pile of shit that's played off as facts and truth. I doubt anyone with a shred of sense takes them seriously.

    • @bluewater454
      @bluewater454 Před 5 lety +3

      Austin Bundrick
      A "pile of shit"...
      What a devastating argument. Another fact-filled defender of truth from the left. About what I have come to expect.

    • @technicallygeckley14
      @technicallygeckley14 Před 5 lety +17

      The incredulity of this and many other pragerU vids is self-evident whether from a glace or in-depth analysis.
      Prageru is also notorious for litigating against people who use large portions of their videos without written permission. So no, of course we don't see a point-by-point response. Besides to counter the fire-hosing that's typical of pragerU would be antithetical to the video format.
      It's unreasonable to expect a full-blown video essay.

    • @bluewater454
      @bluewater454 Před 5 lety +3

      Technically Geckley
      Ah, so you aren't into long, boring presentations with real analysis, is that it? A real analysis would tax the attention span of the average socialist who needs puppets and snarky jokes to keep their attention. Actually, Prager U's videos are usually short and to the point (apparently not short enough for a leftist). You wouldnt need a "full blown video essay" to simply allow a complete sentence to be presented with evidence, and then take a few minutes to present your own evidence as a counter. But, that would require an honest debate, and this was hardly about having an honest debate.
      This was a drive-by shooting, where truth was the first casualty. Just about the right speed for leftist attention spans. Hope this response wasnt too long and boring for you. I will try to add puppets and jokes in the future.

  • @nothankyou5465
    @nothankyou5465 Před 5 lety +8

    I WOULD WATCH THIS SERIES FOREVER

  • @kusalahind4353
    @kusalahind4353 Před 5 lety +9

    “Conservative BuzzFeed”

  • @zacpier
    @zacpier Před 5 lety +67

    PragerU has so many problems that you couldn't list them all. But possibly the most egregious failure of their content is their inability to add some goddamn leading to their text. Look at 4:24 and tell me that's comfortable to read. The letters are inside of each other!
    Maybe their graphics person is secretly woke and is trying to push viewers away lmao

  • @AZrakoon
    @AZrakoon Před 5 lety +53

    I got a prager u ad before watching this....lol

  • @lyvpodda
    @lyvpodda Před 5 lety +178

    Even Frank hates Prager U 😂😂😂
    Emerican this puppet show is everything ❤️

    • @admiralmudkip9836
      @admiralmudkip9836 Před 5 lety +3

      Most people on the Right also hate prager U, they basically just spout bs

  • @justinregier3513
    @justinregier3513 Před 5 lety +53

    gonna need a gif of Glue saying “this is a jumbled mess of a thesis”
    phenomenal video, keep up the good work!

  • @lennartmathiassen
    @lennartmathiassen Před 5 lety +65

    "MAD at LIBs" hahahaha 😂😂 awww, I love you, Glue😍

  • @dirksocialist9490
    @dirksocialist9490 Před 5 lety +15

    You have found your calling. This is the type of content that you are destined for. Keep it up, Emerican!

  • @rlh1984
    @rlh1984 Před 5 lety +95

    The idea that responding to needs is the opposite of greed is stupid for a couple of reasons. For one, when you’re a capitalist, you’re not making the product itself that is fulfilling a need; you’re creating a commodity. Drug companies aren’t responding to needs by making medicine. They’re not even making medicine, they’re making commodities. They have found that they can profit in a certain market, and it just so happens that the market they operate in is medicine. If Merk found they weren’t profitable in the drug market, they’d move on to some other commodity. There’s not a market for things that aren’t profitable. Responding to needs (in as much as capitalists do that at all) is really just another way of saying “finding a commodity that’s profitable.” So how is seeking out profit the opposite of greed?

    • @rlh1984
      @rlh1984 Před 5 lety +8

      +SunnyFish
      Great point. I've heard the argument that the car industry in the Soviet Union was joke compared to the sophisticated machines that were produced by capitalist car companies. But I'd say that no one really needs a tricked out sports car. People think they need it because of social conditioning, which is fueled by depictions of such cars in popular media as being cool. If we produced cars based on what people actually needed and not on profit, we'd have cars that run off of completely clean energy as the norm and not the exception.

    • @p.chuckmoralesesquire3965
      @p.chuckmoralesesquire3965 Před 5 lety +10

      "Hey guys, if you'll just kindly set your critical thinking aside and follow me down this rabbit's hole, I will explain to you how the capitalists who screw you over are ACTUALLY the heroes!" - pragerU

    • @DoctorPhileasFragg
      @DoctorPhileasFragg Před 5 lety

      @SunnyFish *UNCRUSTABLES*

    • @ForsakenXennial
      @ForsakenXennial Před 5 lety

      He's talking about small businesses that have to save, budget, and often make less than their employees.
      With a 90% failure rate of small businesses. It's safe to say you have to fulfil your target consumer/customers needs before your own.

    • @phishreaper8126
      @phishreaper8126 Před 5 lety

      Well, sir, I believe that it is very silly to participate in a market that isn't profitable. If a market isn't profitable, how is someone supposed to sustain it? Where do they get the goods to make sure it can keep not making a profit? Is it really efficient for us to keep around markets that no one wants to buy from or isn't helpful to society?

  • @parkerbarnes7726
    @parkerbarnes7726 Před 5 lety +16

    Fantastic work EJ, you're setting the leftube bar high

  • @69adambomb69
    @69adambomb69 Před 5 lety +18

    The Beardier Emerican Johnson gets, the more communistier he is.

    • @diamondskull0739
      @diamondskull0739 Před 2 lety +1

      Socialism is when there is beard, and its more socialism the more beard there is, and when there is a real lot of beard it's Communism
      Provided by, Karl Marx, Frederick Engels, and Pyotr Kropotkin

  • @Durandurandal
    @Durandurandal Před 5 lety +20

    "Nightmare factories they call warehouses"
    Well, actually, it's FuLfILlMeNt CeNtErS

    • @theQuestion626
      @theQuestion626 Před 5 lety +6

      And you are not an "employee".
      You're an "Amazonian".
      You're part of a "team".
      Your supervisor is an "ambassador".
      Euphemism is a drug in the "fulfillment centers" of Amazon.
      They love their dogma too.
      "Work *hard*. Have fun. Make history."
      It always tickled me that "Work hard" was in slightly larger and bolder print than the rest.

    • @CadetGriffin
      @CadetGriffin Před 5 lety +1

      Warehouses (and the stores they supply to) are supposed to be filled anyway.

  • @inurokuwarz
    @inurokuwarz Před 5 lety +39

    Hey! My dad died from complications related to exposure to Agent Orange! Neato shoutout!

    • @NonCompete
      @NonCompete  Před 5 lety +29

      I live in Vietnam and see its victims every day. Evil stuff. Very sorry for your loss!

    • @vaiyt
      @vaiyt Před 5 lety +5

      @@NonCompete Laos is still full of craters, landmines and patches where vegetation doesn't grow properly due to agent orange

    • @NamNguyen-kw8hl
      @NamNguyen-kw8hl Před 5 lety +1

      Agent Orange is a really deadly and harmful weapon
      Though it was meant to used to kill the trees so that the Vietcong couldn’t hide from bombers it ended up ruining quite a lot of innocent life
      I may believe in most conservative ideals I believe the Vietnam war was the most useless and horrible war for both the US and Vietnam

  • @tylerd5515
    @tylerd5515 Před 11 měsíci +3

    The billionaire submarine plot device is gonna be waaaay more relevant than you’re gonna believe in a few years

  • @Baphometrix
    @Baphometrix Před 5 lety +9

    I loved this one! The whole "Political Science Theatre" vehicle is great.

  • @Powerphail
    @Powerphail Před 5 lety +5

    I LOVE your puppet shows dude, please keep it up! This is the funniest thing I've seen in ages :D

  • @MrSmashencoo
    @MrSmashencoo Před 5 lety +10

    Yes! more! I need this. Just lost my job without anyone telling me and this helps.

    • @NonCompete
      @NonCompete  Před 5 lety +6

      Very sorry to hear that, comrade. Solidarity!!

  • @SuperWolfkin
    @SuperWolfkin Před 5 lety +7

    This is just fantastic. Oh snap I just hit the opening theme. This got even more hilarious

  • @shazaman23
    @shazaman23 Před 5 lety +10

    Seriously, the prager u video uses so many font types that I'm fairly certain one of their writers is a serial killer.

    • @unbanrofellos5786
      @unbanrofellos5786 Před 4 lety

      Amazing lol. I didnt even think about this until you said it

  • @readwrecks
    @readwrecks Před 5 lety +5

    You really nailed the tone of the MST3K (while remaining legally distinct, obviously).

  • @AnarchistCatGrrl
    @AnarchistCatGrrl Před 5 lety +69

    This pro-capitalist propaganda video was actually pretty lame. Haha!

    • @yordlop
      @yordlop Před 5 lety +20

      I liked how it went against the fundamental principal of capitalism:
      "Who owns this [means of production]?"
      "The workers"
      Hmm...

  • @vladimirlenin2714
    @vladimirlenin2714 Před 5 lety +83

    Thank you you beautiful man.

    • @autumn4142
      @autumn4142 Před 5 lety +4

      If Trotsky and Makhno are back too, can you tell him not to invade Ukraine this time? Thanks Lenin!

  • @dmikewilcox
    @dmikewilcox Před 5 lety

    You need to keep making these. That was hilarious. I am forwarding it to a lot of friends.

  • @samyoung3411
    @samyoung3411 Před 5 lety +1

    This is by far my favourite series you have done! Hilarious and witty, keep them coming.

  • @a_level_70_elite_raccoon
    @a_level_70_elite_raccoon Před 5 lety +4

    I came here from Contrapoints and I regret nothing

  • @lostpuppy3946
    @lostpuppy3946 Před 5 lety +26

    Why was this so funny

  • @bravetherainbow
    @bravetherainbow Před 4 lety +2

    "Wait a minute, am I diegetically a puppet or a horse??"
    "Actually can we just kinda move on? I don't think this bit is connecting with our audience at all"
    that's where you're wrong
    but you know that

  • @Jay924s
    @Jay924s Před 5 lety +1

    the production quality has gotten so good! the effort you pour into these videos is palpable. keep up the good work comrade, youre changing hearts

  • @chestersnap
    @chestersnap Před 5 lety +3

    Jesus. It feels like the Prager U video is sucking away more and more of my IQ points the longer it goes on

  • @d.m.collins1501
    @d.m.collins1501 Před 5 lety +3

    I love you THIS MUCH for making this video!

  • @medes5597
    @medes5597 Před 5 lety +1

    I love the reference to the obscure MST3K lore that the oxygen is turned off in the rest of the ship to make sure Mike and Joel actually go to the theatre.

  • @josephh8117
    @josephh8117 Před 2 lety +2

    "How many opposites does greed have??" Lmao

  • @__eevee
    @__eevee Před 5 lety +3

    conclusion: I'm a diegetic puppet

    • @__eevee
      @__eevee Před 5 lety

      *cue transition sound effect*

    • @NonCompete
      @NonCompete  Před 5 lety +1

      You literally just gave me a small shiver of existential horror (roll credits)

  • @atenindustries1131
    @atenindustries1131 Před 3 lety +3

    So if dress a suit, make a pokerface, and come with some mumbo jumbo mixed with expensive words, do I get to be a professor?

    • @NonCompete
      @NonCompete  Před 3 lety +3

      "YOU get to be a professor, and YOU get to be a professor, and YOU get to be a professor.... wait, you're all bigots, right?!" - the dean of prager u probably

    • @atenindustries1131
      @atenindustries1131 Před 3 lety +1

      @@NonCompete next he will discuss the advantages of inner breeding *sweet home alabama*

    • @atenindustries1131
      @atenindustries1131 Před 3 lety +1

      @@NonCompete anw, I've been studying computer science for nothing lol

  • @reallue
    @reallue Před 5 lety

    So happy i found this. Please keep this series going

  • @viralshark
    @viralshark Před 5 lety +2

    "Autmatic Teller Machine Machines" I always hear this in my head when people say ATM machine.

  • @iwantcandy2
    @iwantcandy2 Před 5 lety +2

    So I AM an entrepreneur and I run my own business, and that PragerU video made me want to bang me head repeatedly against a wall. I started my own business because no matter how much of my life I devoted to the companies I was working for, they literally didn't pay me enough to maintain a safe standard of living (couldn't afford health insurance, had to live in dangerous areas where I was mugged, etc.). Anyways, one of the things I quickly learned as a business owner is that you don't give any shit away. Your ability to pay your bills and keep the lights on revolves around getting people to buy as much as they can for as high as you can make them pay. It's also interesting to be in a business where I am selling entertainment goods I myself could never afford. It helps ease the guilt if I'm selling some rich kid a collectible obviously no one needs to survive so I can pay rent on my apartment another month. I'm ready to jump ship to a different economic system as soon as one presents itself, but for the time being it's scraping by on capitalism, baby!

  • @loveandjoy810
    @loveandjoy810 Před 5 lety +3

    Prager U initiates my gag reflex. Love this. 😂 I guess it’s not a mugging if I spent a few months planning to rob you. 😂😳. Funny and deep.

  • @thegreenelokin
    @thegreenelokin Před 5 lety

    This was hilarious! And really informative. Please make more of them.

  • @mikaelgaiason688
    @mikaelgaiason688 Před 3 lety +1

    I'm so glad I got an ad-blocker so I don't have to constantly get bombarded by them any more XD

  • @deaht0620
    @deaht0620 Před 5 lety +3

    Hi I'm new here! Really enjoyed your content! Please keep the puppets! Please keep spreading your logic and reason!

  • @EefLeaf01
    @EefLeaf01 Před 5 lety +5

    When you get a prageru ad on this

  • @cameronbuskell2545
    @cameronbuskell2545 Před 5 lety +1

    This is the best part of my day and it only just started. Can't wait for more.

  • @LogicGated
    @LogicGated Před 2 lety +1

    I never knew how funny a shark in a shirt could be.

  • @s.bakyhnh1756
    @s.bakyhnh1756 Před 5 lety +29

    I think I'm gonna love this series.

  • @lauraligon3057
    @lauraligon3057 Před 5 lety +23

    You remind me of Mr.Rogers, after watching your video about him, how he inspires you shines through. ✌️

    • @yordlop
      @yordlop Před 5 lety +4

      Anarcho-communist Mr. Rogers

  • @rare_goth_metal_and_shoegaze

    How did it take me so long to watch this? Love the MST spoof and great riffing! Let's double this video's views!

  • @fatoldguy9046
    @fatoldguy9046 Před 5 lety +2

    I love your use of the MST3K style for this vid. Keep up the good work.

  • @TheCroivek
    @TheCroivek Před 5 lety +3

    Great video, would like to see more of political science theater.

  • @Lowenar
    @Lowenar Před 5 lety +7

    I love everything about this

  • @spacetravelingcactus3450

    OMG... This is GLORIOUS!!! So glad I ran into this channel!!

  • @Hipoptrofobia
    @Hipoptrofobia Před 5 lety

    You have mentioned a lot of people don't like your puppet videos but let me just say I personally LOVE them. They are funny and entertaining and we need more of that. Educational and funny is the best way to learn.

  • @dinospumoni5611
    @dinospumoni5611 Před 5 lety +3

    Damn, this is some sick production value.

  • @dandfuk
    @dandfuk Před 5 lety +4

    Mad at Libs...
    Gold, Comedy Gold

  • @patpowers9210
    @patpowers9210 Před 5 lety +2

    That was pretty good. You should do a whole series of these.

  • @MyChevySonic
    @MyChevySonic Před 5 lety +1

    Fifty percent of startups fail in the first year because Wal-Mart or Amazon said, "STOP IT."

  • @maksimilijan5029
    @maksimilijan5029 Před 5 lety +13

    God Bless Emerican.
    I smackaroo:ed that like button.

  • @Jack-hx7ei
    @Jack-hx7ei Před 5 lety +8

    Got a prager u ad on this vid...

  • @DarkPesco
    @DarkPesco Před 10 měsíci +1

    Love that you named your horse "Glue"! Having worked around horses a good deal I totally get it and laugh everytime he shows up! Next friend getting a new, real horse...I'm campaigning heavily for them to choose *_that_* for the name!

  • @randomcontent9633
    @randomcontent9633 Před 4 lety +1

    "artic ice melt is a natural cycle, well it is" got me

  • @mistorWhiskers
    @mistorWhiskers Před 5 lety +5

    Elon Musk tried to force me to watch a Louder with Chowder, I mean Crowder, ad before this video... he eats all the trashes!

  • @GeahkBurchill
    @GeahkBurchill Před 5 lety +4

    Ug. Got a Prager U. Ad before this video starring Spen Bashiro.

  • @15098D
    @15098D Před 5 lety

    It feels like a Saturday morning cartoon. Also I love how the puppet know absolutely everything no matter what

  • @chicoarraes
    @chicoarraes Před 5 lety +1

    I love the Sopranos and even I had some trouble remembering little Carmine, thanx for the montage

  • @QuikVidGuy
    @QuikVidGuy Před 5 lety +5

    Can't live without atms
    Those things that are so capitalist they managed to find a way to sell you your own money

  • @trothmetalcraft8144
    @trothmetalcraft8144 Před 5 lety +3

    Oooo!
    Next do the Prager U video, "Was the Civil War About Slavery?" !!!
    I can't wait...

    • @kilroy5408
      @kilroy5408 Před 5 lety

      I'm going to barge in without context about the never watching the video or claim you made.
      Yes, slavery was a key focus into the Civil war. Although, they all focused on the political machines that kept most powerful men to stay into government due to the slave having a 3/5's vote for elections(senate). This was one huge concern from the North, and they didn't want to let these issue grow which they came up with the Missouri Compromise keeping the states "balanced".
      There was issues building up later due to my mother country, Mexico, losing almost half of their lands by the US during the Mexican American War. The lands were disputed by both North and Southern states(between the Missouri Compromise) so they decided to make a new compromises. One of the major disputes between the new compromises was the Nebraska and Kansas States which basically had people migrating from the North coming to Kansas to basically rig the vote to the Republican to keep from a slave state. This caused bloody Kansas. One of the worse atrocities during the Antebellum era.
      I am taking too long, but the civil war was basically about power over voting and getting rid of the political machines in the South. The Emancipation proclamation was what made it more about slavery, by freeing the slaves. Which soon caused issues in the South with Carpet baggers causing issues towards the Southern people during Reconstruction era and the violence towards their "n***er loving" enemies with the establishment of the KKK. And further issues from history which caused the great migration. I'm done because I need to rest from my stupid AP US History class.

  • @theonemantrainwreck
    @theonemantrainwreck Před 5 lety

    I love the concept of this hope you make more, Keep up the good work

  • @AlexCab_49
    @AlexCab_49 Před 5 lety

    looking forward for the next episode.