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"Mission Compromised!" [ A Repairman & Tin Foil Hat Society Special ] [ ASMR ]

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  • čas přidán 17. 02. 2017
  • You are an A.I. of unknown origin that has been sent on a top secret mission, which unfortunately has been compromised by the enemy! Luckily for you, you are in okay hands with one of the Tin Foil Hat Society's most average Privates, who sends you off through a rift for much needed repairs! The Repairman, unaware of your mission, addresses the major minor abrasions that you endured while escaping from a nefarious enemy, which may have been either the Aluminati ( bit.ly/2lhsbL8 ) or worse: the Bubble Boy Brigade! He performs some routine maintenance and upkeep before sending you back on your way through the rift, where you will meet back up with the TFHS, who will most likely send you back out on the mission to meet your impending doom! But don't worry! You should know the drill by now. You're a robot. Should anything happen to you, they'd just rebuild you. Again. For the Nth time. With yet another memory wipe. But maybe you'll get lucky this time! Keep your articulated robotic fingers crossed!
    Video contains camera handling, tapping, brushing, crinkling, clinking, page turning, writing, humming, leather sounds, tin foil sounds, saying things, mumbling things, and probably other stuff I cannot for the life of me remember right now as I write this description. Filmed with a Sony Handycam HDR-CX405 and its built-in mics.
    This is the first Patron-contributed special, where each month (depending) I craft a video based on the ideas and/or suggestions of certain Patrons.
    Patreon ► bit.ly/1EZgmNi
    You can listen to selected works outside of CZcams:
    Out now: "The ASMR Sessions Volume 2"
    Spotify ► bit.ly/1V23U60
    CDBaby ► bit.ly/1AUt3Jj
    iTunes ► apple.co/1xIHLNd
    Google Play ► bit.ly/1vPUJgF
    And others like Deezer, Rhapsody, etc!
    Podcasts:
    EphemRadio ► apple.co/2afSkZQ
    Arkham Sanitarium ►apple.co/2alraeV
    Social Media:
    Facebook ► / ephemeralrift1
    Twitter ► / ephemeralrift
    IG ► / e.rift
    What is ASMR? It is both a sensation and a medium.
    ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current, non-scientific name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
    ASMR videos are meant to intentionally help induce this sensation, also referred to as "tingles", but also provide a relaxing, calming, soothing, therapeutic and even entertaining experience for the viewer.
    Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.

Komentáře • 819

  • @logankurkimilis3207
    @logankurkimilis3207 Před 7 lety +2323

    ER so meta he colabs with himself

  • @henryboesch9787
    @henryboesch9787 Před 7 lety +1725

    Mission Compromised? More like Mission Foiled

  • @necros748
    @necros748 Před 7 lety +438

    "Both aluminum and bubble wrap sound the same to me after the wars."
    "He's like a brother to me, he's like a twin brother, he's like an identical twin brother."
    the best uncle E quotes

    • @BaconMan-jw6ob
      @BaconMan-jw6ob Před 8 měsíci +1

      “nescery necessary nessesies necessary necessities” 5:25

  • @asmrzeitgeist
    @asmrzeitgeist Před 7 lety +282

    You're amazing! Love your ideas. It's always art! :)

    • @tonightsbigloser9975
      @tonightsbigloser9975 Před 4 lety +13

      Why no one see this?

    • @Kyslil
      @Kyslil Před 3 lety +8

      Wow an asmr Chanel that looking at another one that I look at i seen the imposible

    • @lukemahoney2000
      @lukemahoney2000 Před 3 lety +2

      tonightsbigloser I know right lmao

    • @Potatow_man
      @Potatow_man Před 3 lety +3

      Nice to see you here

    • @Dayfade9099
      @Dayfade9099 Před 3 lety +3

      I was the 69th like, I feel the power flowing through my veins as I gain the power of the gods.

  • @MambaJamba
    @MambaJamba Před 7 lety +739

    "he's like an identical twin brother to me"

    • @blorpo6132
      @blorpo6132 Před 7 lety +7

      Crusader but he isnt

    • @fomod_
      @fomod_ Před 7 lety +26

      Crusader atleast he isn't taking Jerusalem, unlike a certain someone...

    • @magma1647
      @magma1647 Před 7 lety +21

      Crusader what are your doing fellow Christian get back to the holy line and siege Constantinople

    • @ChowPunk
      @ChowPunk Před 7 lety +7

      SLAUGHTER ALL THE CITIZENS
      TAKE ALL THEIR SHIT!!!!!!!!
      FOR JESUS EFFIN CHRIST!

    • @slashersize
      @slashersize Před 7 lety +1

      Crusader but he's not

  • @ianhitchcock1019
    @ianhitchcock1019 Před 7 lety +192

    Why does Ephemeral remind me of a kid who does really complicated dress up? Like, silly code names, the comical nature of these "situations", and the friendliness of the characters is very reminiscent of a child using the most of his imagination.

    • @notsocrazytank707
      @notsocrazytank707 Před 4 lety +25

      Because the true mastery of being human - is to keep learning everything a human can learn, be a responsible adult while allowing your childish innocence and attitude to sprout and flourish when you need it most.
      The best kind of order is innocent chaos

  • @AleksandrWins
    @AleksandrWins Před 7 lety +572

    Every character is so unique, but they're all the same person..

    • @XXXXXXXXXXXYZ
      @XXXXXXXXXXXYZ Před 7 lety +15

      Heather Fraden creativity has no boundaries!!

    • @creepy4893
      @creepy4893 Před 7 lety +9

      maybe he's implying that everyone should be equal, and that at the end of the day we are all human. just a theory.

    • @dr.broham8271
      @dr.broham8271 Před 7 lety +27

      Or maybe its a dude in the Arkham Sanatorium with multiple personality disorder.

    • @graysonperdue9402
      @graysonperdue9402 Před 7 lety +5

      Dr. Broham or maybe he can't afford actors

    • @dr.broham8271
      @dr.broham8271 Před 7 lety +21

      Burger Link, or maybe there are actors but they all look the same.

  • @nickdotjpg
    @nickdotjpg Před 7 lety +357

    ASMR? Ephemeral Rift.
    Breading Fish? Ephemeral Sift.
    Lifting? Ephemeral Lift.
    Racing? Ephemeral Drift.
    Presents? Ephemeral Gift.
    Speech Impediment? Ephemewal Wift.
    I put too much time into this.

    • @liamwiltshire3400
      @liamwiltshire3400 Před 7 lety +34

      StrainTheNoodle Taylor? Ephemeral swift.

    • @mackers6431
      @mackers6431 Před 7 lety +27

      StrainTheNoodle
      Working? Ephemeral Shift.

    • @nostrum4215
      @nostrum4215 Před 7 lety +34

      Tumor? Ephemeral Cyst.

    • @nostrum4215
      @nostrum4215 Před 7 lety +18

      Never mind that was terrible

    • @calebw0968
      @calebw0968 Před 7 lety +23

      StrainTheNoodle Shopping? Ephemeral Thrift

  • @ApexBovine
    @ApexBovine Před 7 lety +771

    Can we get a Death/Satan collaboration next? Like maybe death is calling Satan to sort out a clerical error or something.
    Or maybe to call him out for eating something from his lunchbox :P
    In any case, excellent video Mr. Rift. Top stuff :D

    • @MrEdit-ic7th
      @MrEdit-ic7th Před 7 lety +5

      ApexBovine And also that dude who keeps track of all the human deaths each year

    • @often7163
      @often7163 Před 7 lety

      ApexBovine Dude that'd be so cool

    • @gryphon7675
      @gryphon7675 Před 7 lety

      Mr. Edit I think that was Death, wasn't it? Didn't he take off the hood and mask in the beginning?

    • @s3b344
      @s3b344 Před 7 lety

      DeathRules no

    • @Ava1oon
      @Ava1oon Před 7 lety

      theamazingSEBE, That was death, he took of his hood, and mask before we saw his face. He also said he was death

  • @Aesc520
    @Aesc520 Před 7 lety +276

    You make being stationed in North Carolina better. Thanks Uncle E

    • @LalebKuke
      @LalebKuke Před 7 lety +9

      Ashton Farrington I feel ya bud

    • @AmyAnnLand
      @AmyAnnLand Před 7 lety +9

      Ashton Farrington Still better than being stationed in 29 Palms.

    • @LalebKuke
      @LalebKuke Před 7 lety +1

      Gotta love the Stumps life 😂

    • @ethansimons3176
      @ethansimons3176 Před 7 lety +4

      I'm not in the military but I was born in 29 palms so, out of pure curiosity, what's wrong with it?

    • @shanecummings5143
      @shanecummings5143 Před 7 lety +3

      Ashton Farrington Welcome to NC where no weather is comfortable. Hope you enjoy your stay. by the way where are you stationed? In fort Bragg?

  • @RapunzelASMR
    @RapunzelASMR Před 7 lety +163

    really loved watching this, thank you! So nice to chill in bed and watch asmr after sleeping for only 5 hours and travelling all day

    • @eragoncarvahall735
      @eragoncarvahall735 Před 6 lety +2

      Rapunzel ASMR Your voice is fucking amazing 😍

    • @juanfernando4686
      @juanfernando4686 Před 5 lety +2

      @@eragoncarvahall735 lool I just noticed your comment, I didn't know you watched uncle e too! love your videos!

    • @ronaldmartiny4607
      @ronaldmartiny4607 Před 3 lety

      Phpphppp pi ppp knobby mhm nhjhnhnhnj monk jnpnjpppjjjp monk pho on an p Mhmmm mhm pho bonbon know Jen no mind jnpnjjp mg nahjnhppbndgphdpngnpjjjppppppp Ik nhjpnjjpjpnppnpjjn in mhm pp hjnhn Morgan ddddn afff n pjjob nahhh in n need in mhm in and noon j

    • @ronaldmartiny4607
      @ronaldmartiny4607 Před 3 lety

      @@eragoncarvahall735 night npp now hprhpr row em beenrphjoijiprrrj ooo ur Junior nice hop mycobra nah no John h jobe

    • @easy757birthday
      @easy757birthday Před 2 lety

      You sleep?

  • @User_1767
    @User_1767 Před 7 lety +189

    I think it's really nice that E can make enough money off this to survive (I believe) So not only is he able to do what he loves, he's also able to bring happiness to so many. :)

    • @Carepackage65
      @Carepackage65 Před 7 lety +13

      Dan Shanahan he has another job

    • @User_1767
      @User_1767 Před 7 lety +16

      Oh well, he still seems happy :)

    • @KraZeyyzz
      @KraZeyyzz Před 7 lety +3

      Dan Shanahan Why though he makes more with his patreon then the average worker, like 2k a month

    • @224ryan
      @224ryan Před 7 lety +20

      KraZe ღ Not at all, the average worker makes around $4,000 a month and Ephermeral Rift makes $1,200 a month with his patreon. On top of that he also has a wife and kid he needs to feed and a house to take care of that about $14,000 a year wouldn't be enough to do that.

    • @NurseLyndseyKay
      @NurseLyndseyKay Před 7 lety +1

      Dan Shanahan What is his occuption?

  • @sammy-joeschneider103
    @sammy-joeschneider103 Před 7 lety +54

    without you and your videos my life would not be the same, you give me so much power thats unbelivable and I thank you for everything you do

    • @geoffreyseal2650
      @geoffreyseal2650 Před 7 lety +2

      Kasreyl but have you gone super sayain yet?

    • @sammy-joeschneider103
      @sammy-joeschneider103 Před 7 lety +2

      No not really but I dont want to become super sayain or a hero. I prefer to be who I am :-)

    • @darthvader7783
      @darthvader7783 Před 6 lety +1

      Kasreyl - That's just the nefarious organizations infiltrating your brain with electromagnetic waves.

  • @qchroniclesmca6240
    @qchroniclesmca6240 Před 7 lety +149

    *Still waiting for invisible man ASMR*

    • @coltonramirez4696
      @coltonramirez4696 Před 7 lety +12

      Qchronicles Mca he would havr to do it right, with green suit and screen so he can have stuff he holds float, maybe drink something and write on a floating clipboard. we cant see him just whatever he holds and hear panning

    • @croquettes1937
      @croquettes1937 Před 4 lety +3

      You've already seen it
      It's invisible

    • @dylanstewart4861
      @dylanstewart4861 Před 4 lety

      The closest to that is the nothing shop asmr

    • @notsocrazytank707
      @notsocrazytank707 Před 4 lety

      Look up Seafoam Kittens ASMR, she did something resembling that

    • @commiterror404irl5
      @commiterror404irl5 Před 2 lety +1

      Well, wish come true now I guess

  • @werejbx
    @werejbx Před 7 lety +489

    wait isnt tin foil made out of aluminum? omg tin foil hat = aluminati conspiracy confirmed

    • @metalhead9577
      @metalhead9577 Před 7 lety +12

      +Ian Kitt L ALUMINATI IS FUCKING CONFIRMED AS FUCK!!!!!!!! So much politics and tin foil and repairs. #Aluminati!!

    • @nathang9034
      @nathang9034 Před 7 lety +2

      Kachowski TV no, they are the same thing pretty much

    • @DouglasWalrath
      @DouglasWalrath Před 7 lety +8

      tin foil is made of tin >.>

    • @ThexVaultxTech
      @ThexVaultxTech Před 7 lety +29

      Ian Kitt L
      Tin is made of tin.
      Aluminium is made of aluminium.
      Tin is harder to make and unpopular nowadays

    • @KaaneDragonShinobi
      @KaaneDragonShinobi Před 7 lety +23

      Tin foil used to be in vogue before WWII. It was then replaced by aluminum. The TFHS is aware that this was a nefarious plot to destroy the virtuous tin foil industry, and carries its legacy on in secret

  • @liamwiltshire3400
    @liamwiltshire3400 Před 7 lety +443

    *Starts video
    *Drops a like
    *Checks through the comments
    *Gets comfy
    *Ahh, now I'm ready to sleep
    Love it uncle E!

  • @njoadj123
    @njoadj123 Před 7 lety +192

    I was thinking, will you collab with Phoenician Sailor again sometime soon?

  • @TheASMRAngel
    @TheASMRAngel Před 7 lety +25

    Those typing sounds at 27:38........I need more of them

  • @dreamhax2888
    @dreamhax2888 Před 7 lety +71

    Somewhere 5 cm under the earth's surface x)

  • @gamejockey9978
    @gamejockey9978 Před 7 lety +19

    Two of my favorite characters, in the same video. Praise Cthulhu, I'm so happy!

    • @weirdgamer9566
      @weirdgamer9566 Před 2 lety +2

      Why praise cthulu when you can praise Johnny Cheesy Mega Micheal don't leave me here negative mass spectromating ray the III

  • @andrewcryan1
    @andrewcryan1 Před 7 lety +52

    ER's production ambitions are getting increasingly to that of a Michael Bay level!

    • @Shdinexus
      @Shdinexus Před 7 lety +14

      Impossible. I've watched 20 minutes and nothing exploded yet.

    • @andrewcryan1
      @andrewcryan1 Před 7 lety +2

      I won't give away the ending

    • @Iano51
      @Iano51 Před 7 lety

      Darth Fall wow spoiler dude chill

    • @jacinath
      @jacinath Před 7 lety +3

      Nah, there wasn't an insane justification for an incredibly attractive underage girl to be nearly nude for most of the viewing time.

    • @ThalinsGenohan
      @ThalinsGenohan Před 7 lety

      Not enough lens flare.

  • @Zoinks.mp4
    @Zoinks.mp4 Před 7 lety +35

    I may have accidentally hacked into a tin foil hat society server

  • @darkautumnstories5834
    @darkautumnstories5834 Před 7 lety +10

    COMMANDER TIMOTHY TINFOIL TIMMERMAN?!?! THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!!
    Also that thing on the shelf behind the Repairman... What happens if you tap that with a hammer...?

  • @ocelot9496
    @ocelot9496 Před 7 lety

    The repairman looks like a character straight out of a wartime drama film. The lighting and colours just create this really cool to be. You'd be perfect on the silver screen!

  • @John_Notmylastname
    @John_Notmylastname Před 6 lety +2

    You are so much more awesome than you think you are sir. Your originality shines truly brings a bit of happiness to my life. Thanks.

  • @virtualcolony6990
    @virtualcolony6990 Před 7 lety +42

    Fallout nuke in the background

    • @Really_Skunkey
      @Really_Skunkey Před 7 lety

      Meme Killer DASHIE

    • @Oozywolf
      @Oozywolf Před 7 lety +1

      My brother bought that. It's awesome haha. Shame we already had all the games but it's a cool thing to look at :P

    • @notsocrazytank707
      @notsocrazytank707 Před 4 lety +1

      Mini nuke. Mini nuke brother

  • @hamosac7588
    @hamosac7588 Před 6 lety +8

    This man just collaborated with himself 😂😂

  • @boyhowdy631
    @boyhowdy631 Před 7 lety +47

    how about an asmr video where its like in fallout 4, its in the late 1900s and you talk about world events, or something like that

    • @boyhowdy631
      @boyhowdy631 Před 7 lety +2

      Ihetda Juus I mean like the aesthetic, with the suits and the cars but the robots and that sort of thing

    • @scott9237
      @scott9237 Před 7 lety +1

      Boy Howdy I was playing some fallout4 while watching this 😂

    • @mintai__
      @mintai__ Před 5 lety

      boi how about you start uploading more fallout

    • @notsocrazytank707
      @notsocrazytank707 Před 4 lety

      I am late but Institute is the best faction change my mind

  • @jacobkenning5926
    @jacobkenning5926 Před 7 lety +10

    You really put a lot of effort into your videos. Thank you Rift 👊🏼

  • @thefinnishbolshevik2404
    @thefinnishbolshevik2404 Před 7 lety +86

    Commander Timothy "Tinfoil" Tipperman

    • @keke6254
      @keke6254 Před 6 lety +7

      Comrade you watch asmr?

    • @laylabranom5494
      @laylabranom5494 Před 5 lety

      Its TIMMERMAN, to you.

    • @AriochStarr
      @AriochStarr Před 4 lety +1

      I thought it was Timberman. I distinctly here a "b" when pronounced.

  • @alexmakkos4421
    @alexmakkos4421 Před 7 lety +8

    Hey Paul. Im going through a very hard break up right now. I've been subscribed for years and i just want to say your videos have always been there for me when i needed to take a step out of reality and enter Arkham with you. I want to say Thank you.

    • @futuristic.handgun
      @futuristic.handgun Před 7 lety

      Absolutely Insane I hope you get to feeling better soon! I know break ups are really hard. I send you my love. 💗💓

    • @irinajacobson5615
      @irinajacobson5615 Před 2 lety

      Im a little late but i hope u good now

  • @cpt.slapahoe417
    @cpt.slapahoe417 Před 7 lety +29

    only man I trust to do me the ASMR

    • @GavrielTGK
      @GavrielTGK Před 7 lety +2

      Angel Lopez check out Dr.Tingles

  • @DoubleBiub
    @DoubleBiub Před 7 lety +28

    oh that tin foil lead is cardboard.
    tin foil hat society :0
    captain carder :1

  • @brodybowls
    @brodybowls Před 7 lety

    I deem repairman my favorite personality, with my favorite arsenal of sounds - clothes/leather, writing, mechanical.

  • @alexanderrusso948
    @alexanderrusso948 Před 7 lety +5

    I only just realized he called them "Aluminati" today when I saw it spelled out in the description. It always just sounded like the regular Illuminati and I never caught the pun until now...

  • @Nathan55411
    @Nathan55411 Před 7 lety

    This is actually a really clever idea. It shows us where some of the bots the repairman fixes come from. I love it.

  • @zulu2603
    @zulu2603 Před 7 lety +102

    I was never so early to a video. It's 4 pm but I gueSS I GOTTA SLEEP ByE

  • @KyleASMR
    @KyleASMR Před 7 lety +5

    it always amazes me how amazing your role plays are

  • @doctorqrow3452
    @doctorqrow3452 Před 6 lety +4

    When that schizophrenia hits you hard, but you decide to use it to help people relax.

  • @tylerthomas6327
    @tylerthomas6327 Před 7 lety +2

    A story that ties the characters all together would be awsome

  • @TilveranWrites
    @TilveranWrites Před 7 lety +2

    300,000 Rifters and growing! Awesome to see the Repairman back as well

  • @DMJ94UC
    @DMJ94UC Před 7 lety

    The repairman part looked just awesome. Perfect lighting.

  • @ogkushclouds2535
    @ogkushclouds2535 Před 4 lety +1

    The repairman's my new favorite character

  • @SupaDaBloopa
    @SupaDaBloopa Před 7 lety +4

    Go forth my robot henchman. Fetch me thy sour cream and onion potato chips. And don't forget the tea.

  • @BaconMan-jw6ob
    @BaconMan-jw6ob Před 8 měsíci +2

    uncle E is the kind of guy to wrap his glasses in tin foil, get a bag of sour cream and onion potato chips after being compromised, and say “nescessies necessary neseries necessary necessities”

  • @Deachuu
    @Deachuu Před 7 lety +29

    you're completly crazed i fuckin love that

    • @themichael8116
      @themichael8116 Před 7 lety

      Deachuu - OH MAI GAWD! UR SOO FUKIN ADORBS!! UR SPLLIN AND PICTR R SO *ADORBS*!!! *>W

    • @fabianwooning4378
      @fabianwooning4378 Před 7 lety

      The Michael u remind me of TEMMIE

  • @kraftzero2947
    @kraftzero2947 Před 5 lety

    Wow that humming and tapping on the camera and such when we first see him was actually really really relaxing.

  • @thomashuseb4172
    @thomashuseb4172 Před 7 lety +6

    "I believe it may have been the Aluminimnati"'
    LMAO

    • @15ritolaj
      @15ritolaj Před 7 lety

      thomas husebø did you just laugh at your own joke?... 😞

    • @thomashuseb4172
      @thomashuseb4172 Před 7 lety +2

      Pen Game Those dots means that it was a quote. ER said it like 3 min in

  • @generickitty50
    @generickitty50 Před 6 lety +3

    Loved the camera touching sounds

  • @NoEntertainment
    @NoEntertainment Před 7 lety +74

    What the hell is this "tin foil", it hasn't been invented yet.

  • @fstutorials7114
    @fstutorials7114 Před 7 lety

    The old repairman is back I love it!

  • @Phoenixdark1
    @Phoenixdark1 Před 7 lety

    I just love the repairman. He's my favorite character. So many tingles.

  • @flfb
    @flfb Před 7 lety

    Yes! A new Repairman video! It's my absolute favourite series - guaranteed to help me sleep. Thanks Rift!

  • @simonsventroschke8187
    @simonsventroschke8187 Před 7 lety

    Thanks a lot for letting the repairman return!

  • @xIrishSkillzx
    @xIrishSkillzx Před 5 lety

    The humming... man... the humming. Do more of this!

  • @SpanglerConrad
    @SpanglerConrad Před 7 lety

    Love the contrast between these 2 characters. TFHS Private is funny and a little hyper, Repairman is serious and *way* calm. Dark setting for Repairman helps me get into the relax and sleep mode. Also excellent lighting, spotlighting one side of Repairman's face.

  • @guitarded2010
    @guitarded2010 Před rokem +1

    I just always imagined that Mrs. Rift has her friends over for tea or whatever and her friends are always like, “It’s so nice that you invited us over! But where’s your husband today?” And she’s just like, “Oh…. He’s out with his friends. Guys day out!”
    *Meanwhile, in the laundry room…*

  • @liminalgamer935
    @liminalgamer935 Před 2 lety +1

    I'm not surprised... The Bubble Boy Brigade has always been trouble

  • @murphyismyname
    @murphyismyname Před 7 lety

    I really want to understand what is happening in this series because it seams interesting but I can stay wake more then 5-10 mins once I start one of his videos. Thank you one of my favorite youtubers

  • @Seriously_Unserious
    @Seriously_Unserious Před 7 lety

    ER, this one was brilliant! I loved the story and your acting in this one. You were on point this time around. I could actually see this sort of thing being the plot for a Netflix series.

  • @blue-zmariossbu
    @blue-zmariossbu Před 5 lety +4

    Mission foiled we’ll get em next time.

  • @cthult7856
    @cthult7856 Před 7 lety +1

    I love the creativity of ER

  • @polybay
    @polybay Před 3 lety

    I cannot stress enough the genius concept of the Aluminati

  • @kidtrunks5106
    @kidtrunks5106 Před 7 lety +29

    the next character should be a reptilian

    • @KaaneDragonShinobi
      @KaaneDragonShinobi Před 7 lety +3

      LeafyASMR?
      Nah nvm, that would probably give you ear cancer

    • @Puursuit
      @Puursuit Před 7 lety +3

      Herr Doktor von Nuremberg Holy shit it's Leafy.

  • @jonny_boy8982
    @jonny_boy8982 Před 7 lety

    ER is the #1 asmr role player on CZcams. Even if you don't get tingles from him you have to admire his art of asmr role play

  • @theshinxgirl
    @theshinxgirl Před 3 lety +3

    6 feet below the surface? thats a phrase you spout when you are trying to say "we're fucked."

  • @Mr-Trox
    @Mr-Trox Před 7 lety +4

    Now we need a Zed Zombuy's Ashopalypse and Mordecai's Tingle Mart crossover.
    "In the right hands, it's a zombie killing machine."
    "...take it apart, use it to upgrade your equipment..."
    It would be amazing

  • @ryanhawkrider
    @ryanhawkrider Před 7 lety

    These videos are never not hilarious, sometimes laughing more than sleeping

  • @EpicMe3
    @EpicMe3 Před 7 lety +2

    I can't think of 1 asmr artist with better production quality than ER

  • @shannonpodmore6484
    @shannonpodmore6484 Před 7 lety

    I find it amazing that in the 4 or 5 months that I've been watching your channel, I have yet to see the end to one of your videos. I can undoubtedly say this is the only ASMR channel that has achieved this.
    I discovered this channel at a hard time in life, when sleep was a near impossibility. For that I am really grateful. Thank you for all that you do!

    • @CptGojira2439
      @CptGojira2439 Před 2 lety +1

      Is it because you fall asleep before finishing it like me?

    • @shannonpodmore6484
      @shannonpodmore6484 Před 2 lety

      @@CptGojira2439 yup pretty much. He could be revealing the secrets to the universe and I would be none the wiser 😂

    • @CptGojira2439
      @CptGojira2439 Před 2 lety

      @@shannonpodmore6484 Yes that makes complete sense he could be tellin us how to get a gf/bf and we would not knoe

  • @ReliefASMR
    @ReliefASMR Před 7 lety

    Oh boy this is quite the self collaboration!! Brilliant :)

  • @liminalgamer935
    @liminalgamer935 Před 2 lety +1

    I love the tinfoil hat society so much ! I'm hoping to get my card soon 👍

  • @909rasa
    @909rasa Před 7 lety

    This was very aesthetically pleasing

  • @CliffMusial
    @CliffMusial Před 7 lety

    One of my favorites so far story wise

  • @browneyed.girlasmr
    @browneyed.girlasmr Před 7 lety

    Thanks for putting this in the repairman folder even though it's a dual video. I thought I had lost it lol

    • @browneyed.girlasmr
      @browneyed.girlasmr Před 7 lety

      And I happen to glance in the tin foil folder and it's there as well. It's your meticulous nature that I appreciate as a fan! Keep it up :)

  • @johnbuffalo4300
    @johnbuffalo4300 Před 7 lety

    The funny thing with your videos is that they're so well recorded and cool looking that I try watching them more to understand the plot than relaxing. Too bad english isn't my first language and I basically never get a fuck of what's going on, but nevermind, keep it up man

  • @goodmeme1806
    @goodmeme1806 Před 7 lety +18

    Hey rift I have a good question. Potatoes

  • @darkautumnstories5834
    @darkautumnstories5834 Před 7 lety

    I think this is the first time that I'm actually watching one of your videos on the same day that it was uploaded lol.

  • @hgvhgfnvchnbfhgf2386
    @hgvhgfnvchnbfhgf2386 Před 6 lety +1

    This dude needs a movie

  • @dieeuropaischeunion5840
    @dieeuropaischeunion5840 Před 7 lety +3

    If Ephemeral Rift was a racedriver would his name be Ephemeral Drift?

  • @ieboe6461
    @ieboe6461 Před 7 lety

    "The aluminiumati" and the "bubble wrap brigade" lmao

  • @wantedflybird9541
    @wantedflybird9541 Před 7 lety

    The irony of being rebooted by the repair man when the whole purpose of the video is for relaxation 😂

  • @nat1110
    @nat1110 Před 7 lety +2

    This description is something out of an old school choose your own adventure

  • @colonclosedparantheses293

    Rift, I can't thank you enough for making these funny, strang, and outright bizarre ASMR videos. You have really helped me with my sleeping habits and helped me out of tough situations. Something i've learned that I consider a life hack for me is whenever you are in a tough situation, you sleep throught it, watch Uncle E's ASMR videos, or both. I usually pick both. Thanks for all you do and I hope you a nice rest of your day/night! -Pyro

  • @shadowkied7851
    @shadowkied7851 Před 7 lety

    This was a really cool idea. I hope you do more videos like this.

  • @stephenbrouse6731
    @stephenbrouse6731 Před 7 lety

    I like to imagine that each character is a separate identical twin, and they have been doing this channel for so long they don't even remember who the real Paul is.

  • @overloadofmemes2826
    @overloadofmemes2826 Před 7 lety

    thank you for this video. ive tried finding asmr with wiring because i work in electrical wiring and the sounds are so relaxing. thnx

  • @domled6530
    @domled6530 Před 5 lety +2

    He's like an identical twin brother.

  • @Eenkognito
    @Eenkognito Před 7 lety +1

    I really enjoyed the humming in this video, Would definitely like to hear more.

  • @Arcticx369
    @Arcticx369 Před 7 lety

    Plz do more collaborations like this. I loved it!

    • @Arcticx369
      @Arcticx369 Před 7 lety +2

      One idea is the toy man and the candy man and they are working together to stop the adult society ( the adult society hates candy,toys,etc.) because the adult society will turn candy and toys into business and paperwork.

  • @often7163
    @often7163 Před 7 lety +9

    When you say that we're a robot, just wondering, but, what would the robot, or rather us, look like?
    I'd imagine it'd look something like a cross between Bastion from Overwatch and the Hyperion Robots from Borderlands 2.
    You are quite a creative person, Rift, so i'd love to hear your take on it, if you have one.

    • @Anonymouseyoutuber
      @Anonymouseyoutuber Před 7 lety

      Grindaarz your comment made my day

    • @mrhilov8
      @mrhilov8 Před 7 lety +1

      We're definitely a claptrap

    • @Folbak
      @Folbak Před 7 lety

      Grindaarz I always think about what he describes in the Delivery and Arrival videos.

    • @Puursuit
      @Puursuit Před 7 lety

      Grindaarz Guilty Spark.

    • @D_d_t_d_D
      @D_d_t_d_D Před 7 lety +2

      I think depending on the situation in the video, the POV is a different character

  • @jacobfederici3710
    @jacobfederici3710 Před 6 lety

    This just deserves wayy more likes

  • @jcruelty4630
    @jcruelty4630 Před 7 lety +1

    The description was actually fun to read :)

  • @joshlogan3787
    @joshlogan3787 Před 7 lety

    I fail to understand how you find the time to make these videos of such high quality. Well done my friend.

  • @vixonthedog1728
    @vixonthedog1728 Před 7 lety +1

    The repair man is my favorite character so far

  • @sabrinam2397
    @sabrinam2397 Před 7 lety

    Omg there was a super deluxe asmr ad. This is the best thing since sliced bread!

  • @AIaskan
    @AIaskan Před 7 lety

    he takes so much time on theses videos this is honestly amazing

  • @cole0734
    @cole0734 Před 7 lety

    as i was watching this i jus thought what if his family walked in on him doing this scene an how they would look at him hahaha great content though its cool how you really get into character

  • @westvirginiagroyper485
    @westvirginiagroyper485 Před 7 lety +2

    If ER was a tectonic plate, would he be called Ephemeral Shift?

  • @Reverend_Revenant
    @Reverend_Revenant Před 7 lety +1

    "Mission foiled, we'll get em next time."