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  • čas přidán 11. 02. 2022
  • This one is a real Factscarraldo. Also, make sure to go adopt and save all the “boring” cats and dogs.

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  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers Před rokem +10557

    Scientists found a whale that has a voice so low that other whales can’t hear them. They call out but nobody ever responds. They’re also known as “the loneliest whale”

    • @Arcessitor
      @Arcessitor Před rokem +1254

      He actually had a voice too HIGH to be heard, not too low. And in fact, he can still be heard, but he - like other whales - actually has his cries cancelled out by passing cargo vessels, meaning humanity is slowly silencing and isolating ALL of whalekind.

    • @aterack833
      @aterack833 Před rokem +188

      @@Arcessitor and I thought my idea of just running shipping containers on huge lengths of cables to the destination was barely worthwhile due to the negligible energy decrease

    • @chaosenforcerdhm969
      @chaosenforcerdhm969 Před rokem +38

      @@aterack833that would spend more energy in the short term may take a 100 or so years for it to make a profit

    • @tristanpieman9907
      @tristanpieman9907 Před rokem +232

      For those who don't know, they eventually found another whale that could communicate with them :) The world can have happy endings sometimes.

    • @youtubevideoswatching3866
      @youtubevideoswatching3866 Před rokem +20

      @@tristanpieman9907🎉

  • @Jscon864
    @Jscon864 Před 2 lety +6585

    “It is a gift to feel grief.”
    That is true, when you remember that the word “gift” is german for “poison.”

    • @42Fern42
      @42Fern42 Před rokem +208

      Laughed out loud at this, as I was punted back violently to German class. Danke.

    • @FranticSlide
      @FranticSlide Před rokem +38

      Same in sweden

    • @cxfxcdude
      @cxfxcdude Před rokem +7

      Yiddish too

    • @supercookiegameuse2634
      @supercookiegameuse2634 Před rokem +33

      Kinda like pain is bread to the French ?

    • @Mangoshine
      @Mangoshine Před rokem +9

      i have to thank hatsune miku for teaching me that actually

  • @leobozkir5425
    @leobozkir5425 Před 2 lety +2673

    ‘Again what learned’ HAHAHA love that germanic expression

    • @lagg1e
      @lagg1e Před rokem +26

      Correctly it would be "again something learned". Just a word with 2 translations.

    • @leoborn4013
      @leoborn4013 Před rokem +108

      @@lagg1e In German it would be „Wieder was gelernt!“. The literal translation of this would be “again what learned“, even though this does not make sense grammatically. That’s the joke here.

    • @pol...
      @pol... Před rokem +28

      @@leoborn4013 the correct sentence would be "wieder etwas gelernt" but most people just say "wieder was gelernt", but it is umgangssprachlich

    • @boium.
      @boium. Před rokem +11

      Weer wat geleerd

    • @Grouncher
      @Grouncher Před rokem +7

      @@leoborn4013 TL;DR: "Was" and "(Et)was" are homonyms in german, but not synonyms. They do not have the same meaning; you can NOT use the english translations interchangeably.
      @lagg1e was correct. "Again something learnt" is equivalent to "Wieder etwas gelernt".
      "Again what learnt" is incorrect, however. It only seems correct due to "was" (short for "etwas") and "what" sounding similar, but they actually have very different meanings.
      The "was" that translates to "what" is not the short version of "etwas" but rather its own word.
      Edit: Apparently I need to add this… I understand the joke. As, I think, did @lagg1e. Doesn’t change the fact that the joke would still work using proper grammar instead of the misuse of "what" as "was".

  • @brendanmcdonald9900
    @brendanmcdonald9900 Před 2 lety +1357

    That’s actually true about the black pet thing. When I was looking at the pound’s website to see which dog to get, I heard that people don’t usually rescue black furred dogs because they’re not considered very photogenic. So I went and rescued a black dog and my family and I named him Duncan. And he is the cutest addition to the family ever, including in pictures. Zero regrets.

    • @roooo7373
      @roooo7373 Před rokem +58

      My dog’s mostly black and you can hardly see his eyes in photos because they blend in but in person they’re so shiny and he’s just gorgeous

    • @malpkakefirek
      @malpkakefirek Před rokem +28

      What happened to your family, that you had to rescue them 😮
      Sorry, I had to make that joke 😅

    • @lupisvolk2420
      @lupisvolk2420 Před rokem +3

      It's quite funny as I've got a mostly black kelpie cross (she has white on her belly, chest, paws, tail and a ever growing milkstain on her muzzle) and she's quite the dainty photogenic pupper I've seen.

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem Před rokem +10

      That's just crazy to me. Black cats and dogs are soo cool!

    • @CT-gl2zj
      @CT-gl2zj Před rokem +8

      I've seen rescues decorate the black cats with like bow ties and pearls for photos so that they stand out.

  • @SakkaraKirax
    @SakkaraKirax Před 2 lety +3331

    When we adopted a cat two years ago, we went into the shelter with the intention of taking home a black cat, knowing that they take longer to be adopted because they are considered less desirable. We ended up with an 11-year-old black cat with some special needs and I wouldn't trade Molly for anything.

    • @kirex6661
      @kirex6661 Před 2 lety +21

      Maybe you could trade it for some life expectancy

    • @user-vp6gg7hu8c
      @user-vp6gg7hu8c Před 2 lety +169

      @@kirex6661 fatherless

    • @bjorntantau194
      @bjorntantau194 Před 2 lety +75

      We took a really ugly looking cat with only a little patchy fur (especially in the summer) that makes her look sick although she's healthy. She's the most beautiful cat ever!

    • @uselessdegenerate6897
      @uselessdegenerate6897 Před 2 lety +1

      Pop me some molly

    • @CoolyCools
      @CoolyCools Před 2 lety +74

      @@kirex6661 maidenless

  • @JulesThePsion
    @JulesThePsion Před 2 lety +24176

    "Fakten, fakten, FAKTEN!"

    • @TremereTT
      @TremereTT Před 2 lety +214

      Und dabei am die Leser denken

    • @Theydontcme
      @Theydontcme Před 2 lety +239

      @@TremereTT Es gibt Google Übersetzer 💀🤡

    • @nastynate534
      @nastynate534 Před 2 lety +119

      Lmao. Goede honde.

    • @Dr.pepper457
      @Dr.pepper457 Před 2 lety +58

      I’m just using translate to english

    • @Mystic4rrow
      @Mystic4rrow Před 2 lety +56

      Me and my German friend everytime : das ist Fakten!!!
      Ngl he taught me German, I use it always when chatting with him

  • @sammalynn
    @sammalynn Před rokem +153

    Honestly he has a point. To feel grief means you can feel happy and will feel it again. That in itself is the greatest gift of all.

    • @harrietjameson
      @harrietjameson Před rokem +9

      nah, it just means you can feel an emotion other than greif, this includes any other emotion
      also, there is the possibility that you live in perpetual greif and nothing else

    • @poolsidepenguin
      @poolsidepenguin Před rokem +7

      True, but gift in German is poison

  • @Name-ch1fm
    @Name-ch1fm Před rokem +69

    Fun fact: wolves howls can mean a lot of different things, such as letting other packs know this territory is theirs, helping a lost member of the pack back home or just hunting.

    • @WolvenWilk
      @WolvenWilk Před 9 měsíci +1

      Or because they have some spicy drama to share

  • @alextricoverload
    @alextricoverload Před 2 lety +9837

    "Animal facts can't be anything sad!"
    Me: *immediately thinks about how orcas punt seals into the air*

  • @salkjdfhalsdgfkauhg
    @salkjdfhalsdgfkauhg Před 2 lety +16575

    While wolves howl to communicate in general, I have to say;
    Damn it, German Snapple... why you gotta be factual about the black pups and kittens...

  • @fondskully
    @fondskully Před 2 lety +383

    I love how the dog is like, “you wont do that to me right?”

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 6 měsíci

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  • @matejmcnally8770
    @matejmcnally8770 Před 2 lety +17

    I love that they have a black dog. It makes the fact have a really positive spin

  • @Vesperitis
    @Vesperitis Před 2 lety +4859

    If you took the caps off the Snapple bottles you could make round sunglasses, und zen you could take over zhe vorld!!

    • @unholycrusader69
      @unholycrusader69 Před 2 lety +140

      Ah, Dr. Star Platinum, we meet again!

    • @Mangoshine
      @Mangoshine Před 2 lety +65

      @@unholycrusader69 Ah, Prozecuter Milez Edgevorth, ve meet again!

    • @unholycrusader69
      @unholycrusader69 Před 2 lety +39

      @@Mangoshine Ah, fuck, is that Franziska?

    • @dakota4111
      @dakota4111 Před 2 lety +46

      GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD

    • @Vesperitis
      @Vesperitis Před 2 lety +20

      Mein pfp is zhe gift zat keeps on giffing.

  • @Denariio
    @Denariio Před 2 lety +37967

    Germans don't actually laugh at anything, they just point at the thing that's humorous and say the word "Funny."
    This video was funny.

  • @michaelbullard8015
    @michaelbullard8015 Před 2 lety +12

    The dog at the end!! I had to loop this like 8 times to get enough doggo

  • @poopylol1624
    @poopylol1624 Před 2 lety +26

    my black lab when she hears she's being called boring: EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FU-

  • @argentcontent9874
    @argentcontent9874 Před 2 lety +1226

    "There can't be anything sad about animal facts"
    Cries in Hachiko

  • @Soguwe
    @Soguwe Před 2 lety +3627

    "Again what learned" is one of the best joke I've ever heard

    • @opachki8325
      @opachki8325 Před 2 lety +183

      That ain't a joke, that's literally Denglish.
      "Wieder was gelernt" is a German phrase
      Translate each of those words on its own and you'll see :)

    • @Soguwe
      @Soguwe Před 2 lety +181

      @@opachki8325 I know
      That's what makes it so hilarious

    • @jaggns5774
      @jaggns5774 Před 2 lety +47

      @@opachki8325 ja - nein. das ist ein witz.
      "digga wie cringe ist der iPhone dude eigentlich so, like bro was los bei dem?" ist denglisch.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 Před 2 lety +30

      ​@@jaggns5774 Vielleicht nennen die das beiden so. Oder zumindestens...wir Holländer nennen sowas Dunglish.
      Ich weiß dass sie die name Dunglish benutzen wenn es um "Say, are you totally pulled away from the toiletbowl?!" geht.
      Oder "Make that the Cat wise" oder "I am so proud as a peacock on you." Dunglish.
      Das andere Beispiel mit 'bro waslos" nenne wir Straßesprache oder einfach...traurig.

    • @dargus1718
      @dargus1718 Před 2 lety +4

      clever mountain :-)

  • @guillaumethibodeaux3580
    @guillaumethibodeaux3580 Před rokem +20

    "But it is a gift to feel grief" has to be the most German thing I have ever heard in my life.

  • @alexpegram1537
    @alexpegram1537 Před rokem +2

    I always love how people say black cats are unlucky. We saved a black cat, who we later nicknamed the $1000 cat, after it was in a car accident and broke both its hips and back legs. After some expensive surgery and some care it went on to be one of the most wild, spastic and loving cats we’ve had. If that’s not good luck for both us and the cat I don’t know what is.

  • @skittlesrambles1264
    @skittlesrambles1264 Před 2 lety +160

    "Animal facts can't be sad"
    Otters and dolphins: Am I a joke to you?

    • @charlottewolery558
      @charlottewolery558 Před rokem +14

      TBF, those facts tend to be terrifying.

    • @irreleverent
      @irreleverent Před rokem

      Not sad. Fucked up and evil.

    • @martinsirois3770
      @martinsirois3770 Před rokem +3

      This quote was just preceded with a shot of a Schäpple bottle with the picture of Werner Herzog and a bear...

    • @riccardolanni9973
      @riccardolanni9973 Před rokem

      I know I'm a bit late, but what sad facts there are about dolphins? Aside from a couple anecdotes everything I know about them is nice.

    • @charlottewolery558
      @charlottewolery558 Před rokem +6

      @@riccardolanni9973 they 'ravish' A lot. For fun. Male or female, cross species or in house. They... play rough.

  • @cosmicriptid
    @cosmicriptid Před 2 lety +70

    Wolves howl for communication. Humans howl because they experience severe grief

  • @blueidbeast
    @blueidbeast Před 2 lety +5

    I love this duo. They really are hilarious. So glad I discovered CZcams Shorts.

  • @rileywilcox7577
    @rileywilcox7577 Před rokem +7

    "There can't be anything sad with Werner Herzog on it!"

  • @minnesota_fats7344
    @minnesota_fats7344 Před 2 lety +436

    You know you're old when you just can't stop that nagging feeling that they're wasting all that good German Snapple. I know it's a sketch but it's just too many open bottles.

    • @Demothios
      @Demothios Před 2 lety +24

      I was thinking the excat same thing. I am hoping they knocked on a neighbour's house and offered any Schnapple they couldn't drink.

    • @mattpassos5689
      @mattpassos5689 Před 2 lety +67

      They opened 3 bottles, you telling me between 2 grown men they can’t drink that? Also I’m sure they can refrigerate them for later anyways

    • @bilib1891
      @bilib1891 Před 2 lety +9

      @@mattpassos5689 Consider this: they may needed more than one take for the final cut.

    • @pumppumpking
      @pumppumpking Před 2 lety +54

      @@bilib1891
      they pretend to open them new and add a popping sound effect, don’t worry they aren’t wasting.

    • @oddctioum
      @oddctioum Před 2 lety +16

      would it make you happier if there is no such Thing as german Snapple?
      because, fun Fact...

  • @alaska4939
    @alaska4939 Před 2 lety +96

    It’s true about the grief and wolf thing. Although I also believe they use it communication. My parent owned highbred wolves when it was legal in our state. One of the wolf dogs got killed by a car and the other wolf dog would howl almost all the time after that. Mom said it was one of the most painful sounds she’d ever heard.

  • @jelibeans7181
    @jelibeans7181 Před rokem +2

    I love these German snapples, my dad used to get them for us all the time and I loved reading the little animal facts on them

  • @P3rm4frost
    @P3rm4frost Před 9 měsíci +2

    "again what learned" = wieder was gelernt 😂😂😂😂 it's great hahaha. Love these little jokes about us German people

  • @polar707
    @polar707 Před 2 lety +6707

    Whales don’t usually die of old age. They get tired of jumping out of the water for air so they just drown themselves
    Correction: they don’t necessarily jump out of the water for air, they get tired of swimming up for air so they just sit there. And thanks for the likes, this is my most liked comment!!

    • @vincentbozzi343
      @vincentbozzi343 Před 2 lety +671

      Dang, that sucks but thank you for this Snapple fact.

    • @Jl-em3rx
      @Jl-em3rx Před 2 lety +59

      No they don't 🤣

    • @dargus1718
      @dargus1718 Před 2 lety +316

      @@Jl-em3rx Did you interview a whale?

    • @Jl-em3rx
      @Jl-em3rx Před 2 lety +535

      @@dargus1718 I am a whale

    • @user-vs2hp5vt3r
      @user-vs2hp5vt3r Před 2 lety +521

      Same goes for sharks, sharks needs to constantly move to breath (they need water to pass through their gills)
      They just die because they are too old to move enough to breath, they slowly drown

  • @teafly1175
    @teafly1175 Před 2 lety +74

    That little pop sound when the lid comes off is so satisfying

  • @Panguk
    @Panguk Před 2 lety +4

    “Whales live in the ocean while elephants live on land”
    i was like NO SHIT BRO

  • @me_is_zo
    @me_is_zo Před 8 měsíci +1

    Somewhere in the world, there's a forgotten, abandoned library where books slowly decay, their stories fading away unheard and unappreciated.

  • @alexforagen5208
    @alexforagen5208 Před 2 lety +698

    Well that was depressing and felt false. I love it.

    • @salkjdfhalsdgfkauhg
      @salkjdfhalsdgfkauhg Před 2 lety +64

      Only the first fact was false, as wolves howl to communicate in general.
      Sadly, the last one is true.

    • @DUSHEVNIK
      @DUSHEVNIK Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/g4xEt1yUYYQ/video.html

    • @ilarious5729
      @ilarious5729 Před 2 lety +36

      But whales do in fact live in the ocean and you usually don't see elephants hanging out with them. 👀

    • @alexforagen5208
      @alexforagen5208 Před 2 lety +3

      @@ilarious5729 Yes yes I do know that haha, was just the first one that felt false and the last one that felt depressing

    • @NuNaKri
      @NuNaKri Před 2 lety

      😅👍

  • @missink13
    @missink13 Před 2 lety +384

    "See? Again what learned " wieder was gelernt, geil xD

  • @siroctopus2652
    @siroctopus2652 Před 2 lety

    I don't know why this actually makes me feel so happy, kind of like that Bob Ross quote about needing darkness to appreciate the light.
    Like the fact that we have the ability to feel negative emotions is as much a blessing as a curse.

  • @jutton11
    @jutton11 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I like the idea that 10% of German Snapple facts aren’t depressing, so that you always feel a glimmer of hope.

  • @imperialdrone6261
    @imperialdrone6261 Před 2 lety +269

    Me who loves black cats: I feel a great disappointment in humanity as if a million brain cells cried out and were all silenced.

    • @MxShadow8
      @MxShadow8 Před rokem +1

      I have ruined the likes

    • @goosemchonk
      @goosemchonk Před rokem

      That sounds like it should be a lyric in Sound of Silence but it isn't.

    • @R4ven28
      @R4ven28 Před rokem

      plus they take longer to be adopted just because people think they are unlucky or they just have white furniture

  • @DERDOHR
    @DERDOHR Před 2 lety +313

    Just wanted to say: you guys are great. You effortlessly combine broadly understandable "lol those Germans, am I right?"-cliches with really on point blink and you'll miss it gags or stuff only people at least a little familiar with German culture would get. The Schnäpple label with Werner Herzog or the false-friend direct translations ("Again what learned!") come to mind. Amazing, keep it up, you guys
    *can't resist the urge* Greetings from Germany

    • @Amyfrachiseur
      @Amyfrachiseur Před 2 lety +8

      Yes! The false friends! That’s German for you - you think you can translate because it sounds close, but you’re just mangling it. Or that’s just me. Lol

    • @majinplaton
      @majinplaton Před 2 lety

      Lol those german-?

    • @DERDOHR
      @DERDOHR Před 2 lety

      @@majinplaton Added an "s"

    • @tonyhakston536
      @tonyhakston536 Před 2 lety +2

      Can someone tell me what the false friends translation actually IS?

    • @Isa-tn7ex
      @Isa-tn7ex Před 2 lety

      And oh the- “it is a Gift to feel grief!”
      I died 😭

  • @cchook8789
    @cchook8789 Před rokem

    Despite the joke it really is a gift for people to feel grief because it means you cared deeply enough for someone or something to experience that

  • @leogidaboss292
    @leogidaboss292 Před 2 lety +3

    Me hearing the whale and elephant line: I understood that reference
    Basically, the line was used to describe the military of Germany and Britain in WW1 where the German army was the strongest but the British navy was strongest, and so they couldn't be compared as one was the strongest on land (elephant) and strongest in the oceans (whales).

  • @DocFumachu
    @DocFumachu Před 2 lety +36

    That Werner Herzog picture on front of the flask was just perfect * chefs kiss *

    • @barpe4514
      @barpe4514 Před 2 lety

      Thanks to you I knew what to type in Google :D
      It's really funny 😂 (in the context of this video at least lol)

    • @RogueCoup
      @RogueCoup Před 2 lety +1

      @@barpe4514 just check out werner herzog and chickens

    • @barpe4514
      @barpe4514 Před 2 lety

      @@RogueCoup thanks 😂😂😂
      Before I only checked out grizzly man, where the picture on the bottle was from, and the plot of the movie is like a German snapple fact 😂

  • @beth4508
    @beth4508 Před 2 lety +20

    That dog is the best cameo ever

  • @nycto5335
    @nycto5335 Před 2 lety

    The black dog and cat fact reminds me of my late black cat. She was so sweet and would love to play. My dad has a black and white cat and he's the most hyper child I've ever seen lol. He grew around dogs too and they would play all the time.

  • @mykneesarebees7242
    @mykneesarebees7242 Před 2 lety

    These videos always make me crave Snapple’s which is weird because I don’t distinctly ever thinking “ooh wee I sure want a Snapple.” Anytime before this current moment

  • @sedolect
    @sedolect Před 2 lety +29

    I felt such a deep grief, thinking about the ˋwhat learned´ joke and immediately realizing that knowing german is necessary to understand this ˋpearl of a joke´.

  • @Sabine_Kienast
    @Sabine_Kienast Před 2 lety +18

    Ihr habt den Humor vieler echt auf den Punkt getroffen und habt Erfolg damit 🙂 , ich gönne es euch, ihr seid auch echt symphatisch 🙂
    Grüsse aus der Schweiz 😊

  • @snewsh
    @snewsh Před 11 měsíci

    One of my first memories was getting my kitty. I remember walking through the cages and seeing this black cat with a small white spot on her chest and immediately wanted her. "Are you sure you want her? She has 2 strikes." I didnt know what that meant at the time and i didnt care. I LOVED horror movies and thought black cats were cool. I adopted her and she gave me the best 15 years my life.
    RIP spooky

  • @AndGoatz04
    @AndGoatz04 Před 2 lety

    It's like fortune cookies
    one is "Love is good"
    the next is telling you genuine life advice

  • @finnsharkey9455
    @finnsharkey9455 Před 2 lety +179

    I have a friend who lives in Germany and he thinks these are the funniest shit EVER.

    • @mihailhidler5400
      @mihailhidler5400 Před 2 lety +17

      Besides the fake accent, I enjoy their Plots.
      That's not how germans speak English though.
      That's the Hollywood Stereotype.
      They do have a strong accent, but it's different.

    • @jaggns5774
      @jaggns5774 Před 2 lety +13

      @@mihailhidler5400 I sink we to speak like sett.

    • @telegramsam
      @telegramsam Před 2 lety +4

      @@mihailhidler5400 most Germans only wish they could speak English as funny as Flula Borg. That man’s got special talent. And he’s… comfortable. 😚

    • @actualblack
      @actualblack Před 2 lety +4

      “And then the American had a depressing fact, funniest crap I’ve ever seen!”

    • @itzsquishy3712
      @itzsquishy3712 Před 2 lety +7

      @@mihailhidler5400 my grandparents spoke pretty similar, perhaps they were faking it every time I met them

  • @matteoceleste4406
    @matteoceleste4406 Před 2 lety +17

    Being a volunteer in a shelter I have to say that the cats and dogs one is "partially" true, we have way less adoption for fully black cats/dogs than any other color/pattern and they tend to stay longer in the shelter due to it

    • @psionicjinx
      @psionicjinx Před 2 lety +1

      I never stopped to consider color. Growing up our shelter dogs always ended up being black. They were always some kind of spaniel or poodle mix though. That’s just sad.

  • @deathangel5832
    @deathangel5832 Před rokem +2

    There can’t be anything sad about animal facts!
    Casual geographic has entered the chat

  • @Dark_Slayer3000
    @Dark_Slayer3000 Před rokem +1

    I was expecting facts about extinction and animal cruelty. Thanks Snapple for keeping it civil and gentle :,)

  • @emile7083
    @emile7083 Před 2 lety +25

    The sound the bottles make when they're opened is just.... MMMHH

  • @the_cod_father_o0o999
    @the_cod_father_o0o999 Před 2 lety +79

    "It’s a gift to feel grief"
    Said by a German, I would’ve thought a certain Austrian would say that

  • @kaliah1494
    @kaliah1494 Před rokem

    As an American living seit 2 months in a German Psychiatrische Krankenhaus..."Trauer ist ein Geschenk" sounds exactly like German advice.

  • @DrKarmaCanada
    @DrKarmaCanada Před 5 měsíci

    That’s why I am proudly with 2 🐈‍⬛ and will always keep an eye out for them ❤

  • @rubenoemeloem3948
    @rubenoemeloem3948 Před 2 lety +11

    I feel so ashamed, I've been trying to find elephants for the past 5 years and I could never spot them from the coastline. Now it all makes sense!

    • @nafreal
      @nafreal Před 2 lety +6

      Just wanted to let you know that your comment was unfortunately copied from a bot and got wayyy more attention than yours.

    • @rubenoemeloem3948
      @rubenoemeloem3948 Před 2 lety +5

      @@nafreal Thanks for caring enough to tell me pal. That's a shame, but if it makes people chuckle, regardless if they see me or someone else say it, I guess it's okay

    • @monimini7215
      @monimini7215 Před 2 lety +2

      I removed my like instantly when I heard it was a bot.
      And finally I found the Original.
      The joke was 👌

  • @ronin4802
    @ronin4802 Před 2 lety +56

    I am German and I don't know snapple.
    I am boring?

    • @calvinandhabs
      @calvinandhabs  Před 2 lety +49

      You are fine just the way you are

    • @martinbinder2534
      @martinbinder2534 Před 2 lety +3

      You Are Enough 😉

    • @salemtargaryen123
      @salemtargaryen123 Před 2 lety

      Same!! Every time I see these I wonder wth snapple is, like am I supposed to know it?? Is it even a real thing??

    • @somnvm37
      @somnvm37 Před 2 lety

      @@salemtargaryen123 shnapps + apple juice possible
      or it's apple juice plus somezhing else

    • @DudeMcAwesome
      @DudeMcAwesome Před rokem

      No, you are perfectly normal. Snapple isn't even a thing anymore...well at least not where I am from.

  • @zlosov5817
    @zlosov5817 Před 8 měsíci

    German Snapple is so mighty it can make shit up and nobody questions it.

  • @jasonfrancese8359
    @jasonfrancese8359 Před 2 lety

    As someone whose childhood dog was a black Labrador Retriever, and whose family has owned mostly black Labrador Retrievers, you have no idea what visceral sadness you instilled in me with that fact.

  • @paulgallagher5889
    @paulgallagher5889 Před 2 lety +7

    Hey I'm just impressed the Germans can fit PARAGRAPHS on this tiny lids!

    • @Oblithian
      @Oblithian Před 2 lety +1

      You are incorrect, what appear to be letters are actually microscopic text of an entire German novel.

  • @iqiyi1928
    @iqiyi1928 Před 2 lety +11

    We need an episode where round sunglasses villain opens his first Snapple

  • @beowolf9480
    @beowolf9480 Před rokem

    Wolves actually don't howl out of grief, but a matter of communication, either as a call to hunt, a rally call, or just a territorial expression

  • @martinsirois3770
    @martinsirois3770 Před rokem

    The Schnäpple bottle with the picture of Werner Herzog and a bear was just to funny!

  • @m.k.9572
    @m.k.9572 Před 2 lety +3

    "Again what learned"
    My soon to be German English teacher heart is crying

    • @bernhardbauer2153
      @bernhardbauer2153 Před rokem

      I hope you're not gonna have a circle-run-together-break

    • @m.k.9572
      @m.k.9572 Před rokem

      ​@@bernhardbauer2153 well, I didn't plan on doing so, but now that you've mentioned it...😂

  • @rosalinaposalina
    @rosalinaposalina Před 2 lety +36

    I've got two adorable little black kitties that are absolutely the light of my life
    It's so sad that shelters have to stop adopting out black cats around Halloween cause they're so often killed :(
    My little voids have only brought me good luck 🖤

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 Před 2 lety +2

      Wait..people stop giving out black cats on Halloween, because people adopt them and then kill them?
      Like a Thanksgiving but with a cat?

    • @balladsnowfox7714
      @balladsnowfox7714 Před 2 lety +5

      From what I heard the cute little voids often don't get adopted due to suspicion not boredom
      Which is one of the ways and reasons Halloween means none adopted cause of people wanting to use them in occult shit

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 Před 2 lety

      @@altrus_hive Why? Because of superstition? But killing a pet is forbidden by law, I assume?

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 Před 2 lety

      @@altrus_hive But who does it and why?

    • @guyman1570
      @guyman1570 Před 2 lety

      Everyone... this whole trend of black kittens being killed more at Halloween than any other day is pure myth, and yet it doesn't stop shelters from panicking.

  • @herrflammen6487
    @herrflammen6487 Před rokem

    German Snapple is one of the best running jokes I’ve ever seen on CZcams. Also:
    Fakten! Fakten! Fakten!

  • @behawiorystka98
    @behawiorystka98 Před rokem

    I have a black cat. He is nothing but entertainment, especially at 4 am, putting paws in my ears and screeching.

  • @MitchGriff709
    @MitchGriff709 Před 2 lety +5

    These guys need a TV show

  • @DJTheMetalheadMercenary
    @DJTheMetalheadMercenary Před 2 lety +4

    The Werner Herzog label got me hahahahahahahahahahaha fakten fakten fakten!

  • @thedefaultuser
    @thedefaultuser Před 2 lety +1

    My neighbor is howling a lot, she must also be in severe grief.

  • @felar939
    @felar939 Před 8 měsíci

    Werner Herzog as the mascot with the bear was the cherry on top 😂😂😂

  • @Billious
    @Billious Před 2 lety +3

    Ein dog….
    Looks so happy

  • @Ha-ng2ru
    @Ha-ng2ru Před 2 lety +15

    when you're saying whale live in the ocean , i was expecting you're gonna say but thousand of whales is suffering in the aquarium... like these thing!
    I love you saying fact fact fact
    it's my morning call

  • @CalebHansonlets
    @CalebHansonlets Před rokem

    I have had dozens of cats thru ownership and fostering. Every single black cat has been the sweetest, loviest creature to ever exist.

  • @mikuaua
    @mikuaua Před rokem

    You guys always put me in a good mood

  • @Em-.-
    @Em-.- Před 2 lety +5

    “Whales live in the ocean, and elephants live on land”
    Wow thank you so much for enlightening me I had no clue!! 😁😁😁

    • @poppyren8609
      @poppyren8609 Před 2 lety +1

      We lurn everyday :)

    • @Em-.-
      @Em-.- Před 2 lety

      @Anissa Poppy we really do 😊

  • @broccolilord1148
    @broccolilord1148 Před 2 lety +3

    At the whales i honestly thought they would bring up how the whales die "of old age"

  • @petraa7k906
    @petraa7k906 Před 2 lety +1

    „Again what learned“ is our favorite Denglish saying at the office

  • @milkyyblucheese
    @milkyyblucheese Před 2 lety +1

    Calvin: *gets depressing facts
    Habs: OOOH! THIS IS NOICE!!

  • @HeadpriestPEPSI
    @HeadpriestPEPSI Před 2 lety +9

    "there can't be anything sad about animal facts"
    Google casual geographic.

  • @d-erekweth6903
    @d-erekweth6903 Před 2 lety

    looking at Werner Herzogs face and hearing "there can't be anything sad" really fucks with me

  • @Cyanide.mo69
    @Cyanide.mo69 Před 2 lety

    I love these guys so much I love the shaky videos I don't know why but I it makes it feel more personal

  • @MaximilianvonPinneberg

    This is even more funny than the last video on Schnappen because this has even more of the fun facts and more FAKTEN!

  • @ChikunVA
    @ChikunVA Před 2 lety

    "Again what learned" us the best denglisch line I have ever heard

  • @GalacticPossum
    @GalacticPossum Před 2 lety

    I can't stop giggling at Warner Herzog, even though the bear connection is sad.

  • @teresawelcome8354
    @teresawelcome8354 Před 2 lety +2

    "Ya, but it is a gift to feel grief!" Does anyone else know what "gift" if German means?
    It means poison. 😂

  • @Jakey4000
    @Jakey4000 Před 2 lety

    From the black cats I've encountered they're all full of attitude, I love it!

  • @famousgoldentouch
    @famousgoldentouch Před 2 lety

    Ich schaue eure Videos schon eine Zeit lang - als großer US Fan, danke euch !!!

  • @felicitasscherr-ck2nk

    ‚Again what learned.‘ 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am fainting… 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dushanjayasekara8527
    @dushanjayasekara8527 Před 5 měsíci

    Imagine a traveller in ancient times giving a bottle of mead to a local leader saying it's a "gift"

  • @brianthegamingfox789
    @brianthegamingfox789 Před 2 lety +1

    That last bit made me cry a little cuz I had a black cat and she died while giving birth to her 6 litter of kittens not even the kittens survived being born my sister and I where heartbroken and a bit depressed people at school made fun of my dead cat and any who did I would attack them since they would no leave me alone I miss that cat

  • @danielvanr.8681
    @danielvanr.8681 Před 11 měsíci

    I love the Germanisms/language calques. "Again what learned" = "wieder (et)was gelernt". 😁

  • @Nicolas_Fancypants
    @Nicolas_Fancypants Před rokem

    It is gift to feel grief is so true, because if you never experience grief, you never experience love.

  • @volk551
    @volk551 Před rokem +1

    Wolves howl for many reasons One is grief because they lost a family member. Another one is out of fear because they want to make themselves seem like. There's more of them. When they're really lonelythe last one is loneliness because they want their family nearby quickly so they howl. Wolves also hug via bites to the muzzle and kiss via pressing their nose up on eachother face. Wolves are very loving to their pack, aka family.

  • @God-Of-Mischief
    @God-Of-Mischief Před 2 lety +2

    “Factin factin factin!!!
    Nom!”

  • @michdo23
    @michdo23 Před rokem

    "Wieder was gelernt." Again what learned, i love it.

  • @curlyprism-979
    @curlyprism-979 Před rokem

    These are my favorites alongside the bedtime stories

  • @1johnnygunn
    @1johnnygunn Před 2 lety

    Ja, der musing over despair leads to realizing the joy of life.

  • @dudepool7530
    @dudepool7530 Před 11 měsíci

    *Looks over at his black cat*
    You have no freakin clue how good you have it!