My favourite part is if you go back to him after beating him the first time and he’s like ‘I have to commend you on having the balls to come back here. I have nothing else to offer you except these hands, again.’ And then the boss fight just starts again.
I like to imagine one-on-one duels were just a pastime for the Shiekah. Like instead of ‘Yo, you wanna go watch a movie?’, the monks just go ‘Wanna punch the shit out of one another?’
Fun fact: Link actually woke up on great sky island one time earlier than what we see in the beginning of tears of the kingdom. During this first awakening, Monk Maz Koshia knocked us out and stole our master cycle
"Your resourcefulness in overcoming this trial speaks to the promise of a hero." *STANDS UP* "A promise that you're gonna receive a beating so violent that the goddess will want to look away."
This dude was hard. But the champions helped me greatly and I used ALL of them. Mipha healing me, Rivali giving me some space for throwing bombs, Daruk shielding me and Urbosa helping me dealing great damage. This fight was a legitimate proof that the champions are pretty much always fighting with you.
Maz Koshia: "Hey, I said I'd give him my Master Cycle Zero as a joke; I never actually expected him to clear all of the trials." Hylia: "You have to hand it over. Unless there's a trial he missed somehow..." (hinting tone) Maz Koshia: "Oh, great. I have to get off my ass and clobber him. Was kind of hoping to avoid that."
Broooooo I'm so sad I was jamming SO HARD to the first 45 second but then yeah, you're right, it kinda drops off I need a remix of just the beginning part extended
@@KingExalted It certainly shares stylistic elements of Master Kohga's fight but there is no direct motif call or signature. The shrine battle is definitely explicitly called in the bass movement though.
Yiga at their combat are basically sheikah, they use identical magic just red This guy is a sheikah monk, shrine correlation He has ancient technology to enhance him, thus the guardian music
Lets all think about that fact that EVERY OTHER MONK in the entire game is most likely capable of what Maz Koshia can do. All one-hundred-and-twenty of them. 120 potential final boss-tier opponents. The Shiekah DO NOT fuck about.
And think about it as Well nasser koga is basically a shika as Well. If He would learn all the shit his angestors could do and combine it wit what Else He can do. He would Not fuck around either.
It’s been a while since I’ve played BOTW but I’m pretty sure that Maz Koshia is supposed to be one of the strongest Sheikah (besides Impa) Even so, the other monks are probably pretty fucking strong
I do believe that canonically the Test of Strength Monks were the ones who specialized in combat (source: Creating a Champion artbook), and the strongest one was the one in the Kakariko Village Shrine that teaches you combat techniques. This is just my headcanon, but I think that the Kakariko Village Monk and Maz Koshia were of a similar skill level, because I can definitely see those two having a friendly rivalry 10000 years ago.
Link: You've been throwing me around all day like a rag doll. Koshia: And I'm just a mummified corpse. Imagine me in my prime, I would've destroyed you.
Astor: Finally, I have done it! The champions are dead, the hero is murdered, and the princess is destroyed! Hyrule is in ruins and Ganon has been resurrected! NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOW- wait, why do i hear boss music
While the whole world is playing Tears of the Kingdom I wanted to finally play the DLC of Breath of the Wild so yesterday I had my 'wait why is there boss music?? No, Sir, please sit down I don't want to fight you!!' moment for the first time with Maz Koshia. This may be my favourite battle theme in the game.
Most of the bosses are slow lumbering beasts or similar, I would love if we could see more enemies like TP's Darknuts. Those fights were fun, and then he threw that long sword down and things really got interesting!
I really don't get his combos on AoC it's so strange Edit: Okay guys I got it it's all about creating sheikah things on the battlefield and then becoming giant to use the hammer on them
I like how they just stand up after sitting for 10,000+ years and are fine and have a ton of energy. If I sit for more than an hour and stand up I feel dizzy for a sec.
I feel sorry for the guy who's comment I read earlier today. He saw the scene where Maz Koshia begins to move before he saw the dlc, and was freaked out waiting for that encounter at every shrine. Man, I suck at the combat ones and thinking I'd have to possibly fight the stiff in back after a creepy cutscene and toughest battle yet? That's some dread I'm actually kinda sad I missed XD
While I don't think many bosses in this game are hard once you have a boatload of good weapons (particularly multishot bows and ancient arrows for Monk Maz Koshia), this is definitely the fight everyone was dying to see after seeing just how strong their tech was. My favorite detail about the Monks is that you can see the tapestry for the Calamity 10,000 years ago has HUNDREDS of them fighting alongside Link and Zelda to seal Calamity Ganon.
This guy better be here to help me tommorrow when im dying to a pack of bees or something in totk, like imagine how goofy it would be hearing this guys theme mid battle
You know. after listening to this again after TOTK been out for awhile. it makes me imagine how cool it would be if Monk Maz Koshia returns if TOTK ever gets DLC. like imagine if he uses the abilities from BOTW against you in TOTK
The only thing that confuses me isn't the fact that this got taken down because of copyright, but the fact that this seemingly the ONLY song in BotW that got taken down. I mean, Dystify still has all the other songs uploaded on his channel, so what's up with this one?
@@1012Games those aren't blocked for me, But I do have blocked Prince Sidon's theme, Rito Village (Day) theme, Hyrule Castle (Exterior) theme, Attack on Vah Ruta theme (But it has the name of "Divine Beast Vah Ruta" on Peaches Lamb's channel) and this one are all blocked. And I don't know why Lmao.
"In the name of the Goddess Hylia... The Demon King had better run once I'm finished with you." "...Who's the Demon Ki---" "Irrelevant. Now, prepare your rectum for my uber mega super ultra turbo Sheikah monk master techno fist."
Dude i just finished the DLC and this hit so hard i forgot to concentrate on the fight first time thru...(spoilers i died) That fight is HARD and i loved it so much..Such an epic boss
The only Dystify Music video that remains… thank you for uploading this when it was taken down. Many others are uploading the rest, but this is the only one with Dystify’s background. Thanks!
"Please stop praying for my grandfather, he's grown too strong."
🤣
S-tier comment
666 likes damn but i have to ruin it this comment is elite
wha?
@@squidvidzcodm4978 four indeed (translate on comments say its 4)
Ah yes, theme of Link beating an old man to steal his bike
LMAO
link is florida man confirmed?
nice broooo🤣🤣
true
Link: The Debo of Hyrule
"Okay Maz Koshia, what do you have for me?"
"These hands." *gets up*
"Oh shit."
Fr 😭 this dude was so hard
Facts
Nahhhh that’s exactly what I said
I actually nearly died irl when bro stood up almost gave me a heart attack.
Everybody gangsta until the shrine monk stands up
"Whether or not you believe in the Goddess is irrelevant"
*STANDS UP*
"You'll be meeting with her soon enough"
nahhh thats crazy
S tier comment
This comment was so good I thought it was actual dialogue from the game
Bro same!
"Link what the fuck are you doing here"
hylia, probably
My favourite part is if you go back to him after beating him the first time and he’s like
‘I have to commend you on having the balls to come back here. I have nothing else to offer you except these hands, again.’
And then the boss fight just starts again.
no way hahaha really?? I have to try this tonight
I wanna say he’s harder the second time too? I think he has more phases
YOU CAN GO BACK??? HELLS YES, HE'S MY FAVORITE BOSS TO FIGHT
It's enough to make a grown man cry
I like to imagine one-on-one duels were just a pastime for the Shiekah. Like instead of ‘Yo, you wanna go watch a movie?’, the monks just go ‘Wanna punch the shit out of one another?’
"May the Goddess smile upon you..."
*Gets up*
"...For I will not."
Dude this is copied from a comment from another video
@@edgebrandolini1929 Yes, and?
Just wanted to point that out
I didn’t say there was a proplem
@@edgebrandolini1929 Okay.
"You've slept a century in the Shrine of Resurrection."
_stands up_
"What's a thousand more?"
11 likes but no comments, let me fix that
Lmao
the fact that all of these comments feel like things the monk would say makes them even better
Omni-Maz
What’s a hundred more years I can always start again make harder trials
"Before you obtain this Divine Beast..."
*GETS UP*
"You will obtain this Divine Beating."
Lmao!!!!
You beat all the stages up to the clones
Monk Maz Keshia: It’s time to receive 8 times the beating
THE FABLED THREE SHOE BEATING
“Instead of getting the spirit orb….”
*le hand twitch*
*RISES*
“You’re getting sent to the spirit realm.”
While listening to Divine Beats
“May the goddess Hylia smile upon you”
“Because this monk is bouta throw fists with you”
@Commieblin except for Kevin Robinson from school. Kevin stop showing around my fucking deviantart you piece of sh*t.
@SeenBefore ....except Breath Of The Wild is E10+
@@tmcttf8087 everyone got these hands 10+ times then
@@syahrezadifachri5121 ....yeah.
@@syahrezadifachri5121 lmaooooo.
Love how everyone collectively views the monk as some ruthless beast of a man eager to break every bone in your body.
He is
well what would you call him
He is
HE MOST DEFINITELY IS
Fun fact: Link actually woke up on great sky island one time earlier than what we see in the beginning of tears of the kingdom. During this first awakening, Monk Maz Koshia knocked us out and stole our master cycle
I swear if this is cannon that old man will not be safe from me
Wat
My mind doesn't comprehend TotK being almost a year old now
@@Josuh dear lord
@@Josuhit what.
"I offer you this final test"
*Stands up*
"The test of your Skulls durability"
I crushed your skull to show you the power of the Goddess Hylia!
@@pengine6096 "TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF THE HYLIAN TWINK, I CUT HIS HP IM HALF"
@@thelastmelon6875*uses flex tape on the hp*
“In the name of goddess hylia”
S E N D M Y R E G A R D S
"Princess Zelda has waited 100 years..."
GETS UP
"And now, she will wait 100 more."
Didn’t think there would be any more after all of the jokes I’ve read, but this one manages to be unique
@@minecrafter3448 Lmaooo thx
this one was actually so good lmao
Hyrule’s dead
“I think she can hold on a little longer”
"IN THE NAME OF THE GODDESS HYLIA..."
"no"
"I OFFER THIS FINAL TRIAL"
"no no no"
*Teleports Link*
"NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT"
lmaooooo
ME
When his hand twitched, I literally started yelling out loud
@@elladavids6124yo same I screamed so loud my mom started yelling at me!😂
"Your resourcefulness in overcoming this trial speaks to the promise of a hero."
*STANDS UP*
"A promise that you're gonna receive a beating so violent that the goddess will want to look away."
"From the ashes of Hyrule, a hero rises.
*And to the ashes you shall fall once more."*
do not look away, you witness a monk's revival...
@@dompedror and the birth of chronic pain in your spine.
@@LaGrandeStinkerI’m dying 😂
Link : I finally finished the 5th divine beast.
Monk Maz Koshia : *every divine beasts have a boss, including this one.*
Link: but there'd no Mali- *gets command grapped*
Get roasted
This dude was hard. But the champions helped me greatly and I used ALL of them. Mipha healing me, Rivali giving me some space for throwing bombs, Daruk shielding me and Urbosa helping me dealing great damage. This fight was a legitimate proof that the champions are pretty much always fighting with you.
Urbosa actually doesn't deal much damage, but yeah the upgraded champions abilities come in useful
Trial of the sword
@@prapp1974 yeah this boss must have a 60 master sword.
My strat was banana
@@MorrisPXG did not know this one hahaha I finished it with 50 master sword 🫠
“May you have Goddess Hylia’s blessing”
*“Because you’ll need it”*
The Guardian has surprise
The scout has strength
The Yiga have an army
The Cycle has speed
*THE MONK HAS ALL*
*19 DOLLAR FORTNITE CARD*
Dam🤤
Dam🤤
Dam 🤤
Dam🤤
This battle should be called "117 year old fights ancient mummy over a bike"
lmao
Maz Koshia: "Hey, I said I'd give him my Master Cycle Zero as a joke; I never actually expected him to clear all of the trials."
Hylia: "You have to hand it over. Unless there's a trial he missed somehow..." (hinting tone)
Maz Koshia: "Oh, great. I have to get off my ass and clobber him. Was kind of hoping to avoid that."
*CLOBBAH
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This needs more likes
This needs way more likes
Give the man a break! He's old.
The real final boss of BotW
I agree
True, unlike ganon, is hard
@@simpdefelipell Its epic nobody Care for your hardcore gamer kinda shit shut up
@@archimedekebab8196 Shut up shitty noob, is not my fault that you can't even kill Ganon
@@simpdefelipell So an optional boss is more difficult than the plot one. Who would've thought?
When an old person stands up in fiction the saying changes from respect your elders to FEAR your elders.
So true
“May the Goddess smile upon you, for you will certainly need her aid…”
“From the ashes of hyrule, a hero rises. A hero whom I shall promptly wipe the floor with”
“From the ashes of Hyrule, a hero rises. Unfortunately, I am a janitor, the kingdom is a mess, and his face makes for a lovely substitute for a mop.”
“From the ashes of hyrule, a hero rises. And it’s time he goes home.”
Those first 45 seconds are INSANE. Wish the rest of the track had a similar vibe
Fast paced and frantic? I entirely agree!
Broooooo
I'm so sad
I was jamming SO HARD to the first 45 second but then yeah, you're right, it kinda drops off
I need a remix of just the beginning part extended
same. but still a bop regardless.
The rest is just too upbeat for fight music
fr
I have always loved how this is a mix of Master Koga and the shrine battle music
really!? i didn't realize that
@@yinja3406yeah it’s a remix of the Guardian Scout fight with extra steps and similar tones to Master Koga’s battle
@@KingExalted It certainly shares stylistic elements of Master Kohga's fight but there is no direct motif call or signature. The shrine battle is definitely explicitly called in the bass movement though.
you can use bananas to distract him
Yiga at their combat are basically sheikah, they use identical magic just red
This guy is a sheikah monk, shrine correlation
He has ancient technology to enhance him, thus the guardian music
Getting a driver’s license:
Irl: taking a road test in an actual road along with a road instructor
Botw: fighting a half-dead monk
Lmao facts
Link: Finaly the last trial...
Maz Koshia: Now its time to get funky!
“I didn’t lie about the divine beast.”
[Stands up]
“I just didn’t say that it was the Cycle.”
Lets all think about that fact that EVERY OTHER MONK in the entire game is most likely capable of what Maz Koshia can do. All one-hundred-and-twenty of them. 120 potential final boss-tier opponents. The Shiekah DO NOT fuck about.
And think about it as Well nasser koga is basically a shika as Well.
If He would learn all the shit his angestors could do and combine it wit what Else He can do.
He would Not fuck around either.
It’s been a while since I’ve played BOTW but I’m pretty sure that Maz Koshia is supposed to be one of the strongest Sheikah (besides Impa)
Even so, the other monks are probably pretty fucking strong
Plus like the 12 I think at the ending of the trial of the sword.
@@failure4452
Master Kohga.
Enough has been said.
120 main game + 4 OHO Shrines + 12 Champion Trial Shrines + 7 Trial of The Sword + 1 Maz Koshia. So in total, 140 MONKS!
"In the name of the Goddess Hylia............. prepare to catch these hands."
'May the goddess smile upon you, as you rest for another 100 years after this beating'
Bro imagine 136 of these guys attacking the calamity. The calamity from 10k years ago must’ve been way stronger
I do believe that canonically the Test of Strength Monks were the ones who specialized in combat (source: Creating a Champion artbook), and the strongest one was the one in the Kakariko Village Shrine that teaches you combat techniques. This is just my headcanon, but I think that the Kakariko Village Monk and Maz Koshia were of a similar skill level, because I can definitely see those two having a friendly rivalry 10000 years ago.
Link: You've been throwing me around all day like a rag doll.
Koshia: And I'm just a mummified corpse. Imagine me in my prime, I would've destroyed you.
tlok reference
Me : finally after 5 hour long quest line i'm almost done with this dlc
Monk : stand up
Me : no
Monk: in the name of the goddess Hylia I bestow upon you this divine beating
I really hope TOTK has a fight this good tbh. The whole atmosphere of this fight was honestly one of the best things I’ve seen in a game
You're in luck
@@Isarrot shut the hell up ion want no spoilers!
(so the bosses are good?)
@@imnethfaxx Rito boss is super cool, Zora is pretty fun. Other two pretty meh. Haven't played further than that yet.
@@kallemort oook
@@kallemort The final one while simple it's MAGICAL.
Adding Maz Koshia as a boss to the DLC was a good move on Nintendo. It made up for the easy blights that are just copies of eachother.
I don't know about you, but thunderblight ganon is pretty hard
@@lollom396 not with urbosas fury(which the dlc lets you have)
The blights are actually pretty different from eachover.
@@missingtexturez Before the dlc tho it’s a definite learning curve for some.
Tbh thunderblight is annoying tho.
Astor: Finally, I have done it! The champions are dead, the hero is murdered, and the princess is destroyed! Hyrule is in ruins and Ganon has been resurrected! NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOW-
wait, why do i hear boss music
Let ganon smile upon you, for I will never.
@@taviawilliams2902 *proceeds to absolutely wallop the pawn of ganon*
Aw he’s fucked up
*Insert image of pepe punch but with Koshia*
@@Mariwend this is actually a good image in my mind thank you
This came on in my sleep playlist and I started running for my life, there’s something following me😭
A monk flying 300 miles per hour with a fist full of hurt
Everybody gangsta till moke maz konsiha stands up
Wut?
r/ihadastroke
@@freddiemercuryfan2639 Looks like Maz Koshia scarred them for life
Moke maz konsiha
I’m only now realizing my misspell 2 years later, but we’ll keep it as is lol
“I applaud your courage in coming here”
**stands up**
“But you’re gonna need a bit more than courage to catch these hands”
“In the name of the goddess Hylia, I’m gonna beat your ass”
While the whole world is playing Tears of the Kingdom I wanted to finally play the DLC of Breath of the Wild so yesterday I had my 'wait why is there boss music?? No, Sir, please sit down I don't want to fight you!!' moment for the first time with Maz Koshia. This may be my favourite battle theme in the game.
“In the name of the Goddess Hylia, I offer you these hands”
the series needs more bosses like koshia, best boss fight in the game by far
Most of the bosses are slow lumbering beasts or similar, I would love if we could see more enemies like TP's Darknuts. Those fights were fun, and then he threw that long sword down and things really got interesting!
I mean thats not a high bar to cross
"May the Goddess Hylia have mercy on you, *for I will not* ."
his theme going this hard came out of left field the same way hearing gerudo valley, tal tal heights, or attack vah nabooris for the first time did
Oh yeah....OoT Gerudo Valley and TP Gerudo Mesa were magnificently unexpected when we first heard them~
"In the name of the goddess Hylia, I wipe the floor with you"
Best one
Maz koshia in BOTW: Funky theme and legitimately challenging boss fight
Maz Koshia in AoC: Playable character with a strange ass combo set
Sure, but the fact he can materialize a fucking shrine on the battlefield is what makes him one of my favs in AoC
I really don't get his combos on AoC it's so strange
Edit: Okay guys I got it it's all about creating sheikah things on the battlefield and then becoming giant to use the hammer on them
If I knew nothing about the DLC, this song alone would've convinced me to buy it
When you wanna learn to use a sword and grandpa says “I’ll teach you”:
Everybody a gangsta until the mummified monk stands up
Now in totk dlc i want to throw hands with the rauru statues at the end of the shrines
My brother in Christ we boutta get clapped even harder
why didn't this monk just slapped ganon in the face
MARIO 😁😀😀😀😀😃😃😄😄
Hmm
Good question! How about I leave you alone with this guy instead? 0:00
@@DragoonDyte💀💀
Only holy weapons can kill Ganon
Monk's hand: *twitches*
Me: "Why do I hear boss music?"
I like how they just stand up after sitting for 10,000+ years and are fine and have a ton of energy. If I sit for more than an hour and stand up I feel dizzy for a sec.
10,000+ actually
@@sparktaylor8489 Oops lol thanks
Monk Maz Koshia is easily one of the most iconic characters from BotW
No he isn't. Link is.
@@rawmaw "one of" not the most iconic just up there with link
@@hugeman537 like 95% of BOTW players have never beaten the DLCs
@@rawmawthat sounds like a YOU problem👺
@@cheddarsunchipsyes8144 no.
it's a ~95% problem.
i beat them both.
Legend of Zelda’s ‘Why do I hear boss music’ track
The fact that you can distract him with bananas is golden
They do love them nanas.
WAIT THEY CAN MOVE
OH NO HES STRONG
living proof that those 4 beginning shrines on the great plateau could all have final bosses
I feel sorry for the guy who's comment I read earlier today. He saw the scene where Maz Koshia begins to move before he saw the dlc, and was freaked out waiting for that encounter at every shrine.
Man, I suck at the combat ones and thinking I'd have to possibly fight the stiff in back after a creepy cutscene and toughest battle yet? That's some dread I'm actually kinda sad I missed XD
I found proof
While I don't think many bosses in this game are hard once you have a boatload of good weapons (particularly multishot bows and ancient arrows for Monk Maz Koshia), this is definitely the fight everyone was dying to see after seeing just how strong their tech was. My favorite detail about the Monks is that you can see the tapestry for the Calamity 10,000 years ago has HUNDREDS of them fighting alongside Link and Zelda to seal Calamity Ganon.
What if all of the monks on the tapestry are clones of Maz Koshia
"If you stock up on items and upgrade your gear the game is easy."
Why is that even used as an argument?
This is truly an amazing song and this fight took me completely by surprise.
I know the Princess has watched over you with constant faith,
Let me change that.
The phase transitions are lit
Been tryna tell people this from when this was posted 😮💨
i know that totk probs wont get a dlc but id LOVE to fight rauru
imagine a Rauru's Blessing where it is literally just another Maz Koshia fight but with them zonai statues
This guy better be here to help me tommorrow when im dying to a pack of bees or something in totk, like imagine how goofy it would be hearing this guys theme mid battle
You know. after listening to this again after TOTK been out for awhile. it makes me imagine how cool it would be if Monk Maz Koshia returns if TOTK ever gets DLC. like imagine if he uses the abilities from BOTW against you in TOTK
I really wish you could have taken a picture of him for the compendium while he was still in the box. The scenery surrounding him makes a great photo.
Me: Oh a monk..
STANDS UP
Jesus..
Monk: may the goddess smile upon you for you will surely need her aid
The last phase is the best part. When that bass/piano walk down kicks in, it just grooves so hard!
When you make fun of the kid in a wheelchair and he stands up
"Ever heard of deez hero?"
"What is deez??"
*the monk laughs*
"In the name of Goddess Hylia"
*"Ligma Balls"*
I hate that this made me laugh
I have a feeling that all the Champions have faced Maz Koshia besides Age of Calamity
Lore wise sadly not.
They'd be destroyed by him let's be honest
If Revali died to someone as easy as Windblight, he would easily die to Maz Koshia
@@crimsonthesixth Lorewise windbligth would be even stronger than this monk or at least on the same level
@@Amatsu_storm_approach Except if we took lore in face value then nearly every champion would be powerful enough to kill the Blights.
You know he's getting serious when you hear the beats at 1:53
“And In the name of the goddess Hylia, prepare to catch these hands”
The only thing that confuses me isn't the fact that this got taken down because of copyright, but the fact that this seemingly the ONLY song in BotW that got taken down. I mean, Dystify still has all the other songs uploaded on his channel, so what's up with this one?
For some reason the Moldulga Battle theme and the attack on Vah Naboris is blocked for me
@@1012Games those aren't blocked for me, But I do have blocked Prince Sidon's theme, Rito Village (Day) theme, Hyrule Castle (Exterior) theme, Attack on Vah Ruta theme (But it has the name of "Divine Beast Vah Ruta" on Peaches Lamb's channel) and this one are all blocked. And I don't know why Lmao.
@@1012Games On my computer, a lot of these songs are blocked, but on my tablet, which I am using now, they are not.
?????????
@@mikumaiku same man
could be that they still want Maz Koshia to be a surprise for new players so they removed it for spoiler's sake?
Mr after beating the dungeon: What do I win?
This monk: An asswhooping!
Breaking news: local Hylian traveler fights old man for a motorcycle
Loki: I have an army
Link: I have a Monk Maz Koshia
I dont know how old the monks in shrines are but when i played this i got absolutely obliterated without even getting to the 2nd stage😭
Only way to top this in TotK is to have Hylia herself come down and slap you around
"All doubt has been erased from my mind."
I got so distracted bobbing my head to this music that Koshia killed me.
Mans really said we finna throw down as yo drivers license final exam
This guy is a menace to society in Master Mode PURELY because of the regeneration factor in the 2nd phase
I forgot how hard this theme goes 😂😂😂
This whole fight just brings a smile to my face
When he got up my heart stopped
"In the name of the Goddess Hylia... The Demon King had better run once I'm finished with you."
"...Who's the Demon Ki---"
"Irrelevant. Now, prepare your rectum for my uber mega super ultra turbo Sheikah monk master techno fist."
Everybody gangsta till the crusty monk starts moving.
“May the goddess smile upon you… because you won’t be smiling when I’m done with you”
-maz, probably
This theme slaps more than koshia slaps me
May the goddess smile upon you…
**THE MONK SHALL NOT**
“Before you obtain this divine beast…”
STANDS UP
“I will show you (divine) BEAST MODE.”
Dude i just finished the DLC and this hit so hard i forgot to concentrate on the fight first time thru...(spoilers i died) That fight is HARD and i loved it so much..Such an epic boss
Grandpa has received your thoughts and prayers. Unfortunately he's using them all for nefarious purposes.
The only Dystify Music video that remains… thank you for uploading this when it was taken down. Many others are uploading the rest, but this is the only one with Dystify’s background. Thanks!