When Asians Run Out Of RICE

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  • čas přidán 9. 03. 2023
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  • @coinfrog2566
    @coinfrog2566 Před rokem +89665

    We need stevens grandad roasting Stevens dad

  • @Bilal_Aslam_
    @Bilal_Aslam_ Před rokem +8975

    Timmy started growing rice in his backyard. He’s only four.

    • @AsbestosTastesGood
      @AsbestosTastesGood Před rokem +219

      “Ah, the good ol’ days.”

    • @user-op8fg3ny3j
      @user-op8fg3ny3j Před rokem +133

      Work on the paddy field is no joke.

    • @AIGLE_Royale
      @AIGLE_Royale Před rokem +84

      ​@@AsbestosTastesGoodwhen our momma sang us to sleep but now we're **stressed out**

    • @DaniMartVtbr
      @DaniMartVtbr Před rokem +41

      Don't Joke.
      Grass is a family member to Rice, and Wild Rice grows well as a potted plant, because "field flooding" is a mass-agriculture strategy, not technically the species parameters for guaranteed growth.
      Grow rice at home.

    • @lolhoin1377
      @lolhoin1377 Před rokem

      Timmy be like: WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MF

  • @Klomlor161
    @Klomlor161 Před 4 měsíci +275

    “Son, it’s desperate time.
    Hello, Panda Express?”

    • @littlebean1556
      @littlebean1556 Před 3 měsíci +13

      That got me 😂😂😂😂

    • @wolsol
      @wolsol Před 2 dny +2

      The Chinese who call Panda Express have lost their history and soul

  • @choiceudoka4827
    @choiceudoka4827 Před 4 měsíci +1414

    Bro when he said "Who's idea was it to try expired milk''

  • @Sushli
    @Sushli Před rokem +11964

    You know it’s bad when Steven’s dad calls Panda Express

    • @mobeytaguirehomtolland5183
      @mobeytaguirehomtolland5183 Před rokem +58

      Your vids are so funny😂🎉

    • @creepymikii
      @creepymikii Před rokem

      @@mobeytaguirehomtolland5183 they don't even have videos

    • @yassenhany447
      @yassenhany447 Před rokem +78

      What happened to Him with Panda Express? I will always question this until I get an answer with the man himself.

    • @Attaby_38
      @Attaby_38 Před rokem +261

      @@yassenhany447 panda express has very bad Asian food

    • @PristinePerceptions
      @PristinePerceptions Před rokem +352

      ​@@Attaby_38 More like Panda Express is the McDonald's of Asian food. It took Asian food... Sorry, let me back up. It invented its own food, called it Asian food, made it fat and served it with rice. That's blasphemy for any old Asian. But in an emergency...

  • @reygaeldavid1424
    @reygaeldavid1424 Před rokem +12651

    Dad was so desperate he called panda express just for rice

    • @DaeodonKiller
      @DaeodonKiller Před rokem +100

      yeaaaah 💀

    • @kuf1627
      @kuf1627 Před rokem +14

      fr

    • @Mitaka-Asa
      @Mitaka-Asa Před rokem +171

      Bruh, Im chinese and Panda Express has the worst rice ever. It's so dry and tasteless

    • @gleamingfoonyman
      @gleamingfoonyman Před rokem +41

      @@Mitaka-Asa
      My school’s rice either being as dry as a rock or as mushy as mashed potatoes:

    • @goldenfox334
      @goldenfox334 Před rokem +44

      ​@@gleamingfoonyman I don't understand how they screw up rice that bad. Like he'll I still make it in a pan with boiling water and it's just the same as a rice cooker. I think what the issue is they don't wash the rice.

  • @GojoSatoru14633
    @GojoSatoru14633 Před 4 měsíci +377

    "WHAT WILL I HAVE WITH MY MSG"
    This video is now Uncle Roger approved

  • @CodexTheBlader
    @CodexTheBlader Před 4 měsíci +732

    "What will I have with my MSG?!" is so relatable

    • @klausrudolph0
      @klausrudolph0 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Hello, I'm a Latino just starting to learn English. What does MSG stand for? Thanks in advance

    • @CodexTheBlader
      @CodexTheBlader Před 3 měsíci +11

      @@klausrudolph0 monosodium glutamate is what msg stands for

    • @user-xms82sk7dkek
      @user-xms82sk7dkek Před 3 měsíci

      @@CodexTheBladerFlavCity (Bobby Parrish) be sweating lol
      Note: Bobby Parrish is a CZcamsr that says MSG is poison. (Not true)

    • @user-ws6ph3im5l
      @user-ws6ph3im5l Před 3 měsíci +6

      I'm a American I don't know what you Said msg was

    • @captin3149
      @captin3149 Před 3 měsíci +12

      @@user-ws6ph3im5l MSG is a preservative that is in a lot of foods. Asian foods in particular have a reputation for having a lot of it. It both preserves food and acts as a flavor enhancer. (There are also a lot of people allergic to it)

  • @omkarkhurana6986
    @omkarkhurana6986 Před rokem +22958

    "I failed my family"
    He's hard on others because he is hard on himself. True Asian 🗿

  • @beestek.94
    @beestek.94 Před rokem +7127

    You know it's bad when Steven's dad is not roasting him.

    • @bestie_u_hot
      @bestie_u_hot Před rokem +56

      Fr tho

    • @josebeteta8283
      @josebeteta8283 Před rokem +189

      It's REALLY bad when Steven's dad is calling PANDA EXPRESS for support

    • @ritasalah3860
      @ritasalah3860 Před rokem +10

      You ain't even lie

    • @gavinkemp7920
      @gavinkemp7920 Před rokem

      that make me think of family guy sketch
      czcams.com/video/4saey0-xar8/video.html

    • @cfv7461
      @cfv7461 Před rokem +8

      He's worried steven's dad's dad is gonna roast him

  • @adrianne7882
    @adrianne7882 Před 3 měsíci +218

    “I farting so much, I went to hospital” 🤣

  • @TheDeepEnd57
    @TheDeepEnd57 Před 3 měsíci +563

    -Son don’t tell your grandfather
    -Why?
    -Hello panda express
    😂😂😂

    • @TheAvocadoGod
      @TheAvocadoGod Před 2 měsíci +6

      panda express is fake

    • @Foxtail190
      @Foxtail190 Před měsícem +3

      @@TheAvocadoGodgood as fuck though

    • @nepsuz6348
      @nepsuz6348 Před měsícem +3

      ​@@Foxtail190 panda express is shit as hell

    • @Foxtail190
      @Foxtail190 Před měsícem +1

      @@nepsuz6348 just because it makes you shit like hell doesn’t mean it’s bad for everyone else lmao. Panda Express is where I go when I want actually good “fast” food,

    • @user-ef8vs8bi4l
      @user-ef8vs8bi4l Před měsícem

      ​​@@Foxtail190as a chinese panda express doesn't taste good at all the rice taste bad i am not even sure if i am eating rice probably some white that don't know how to make proper asian food

  • @ChickenNuggieLover_101
    @ChickenNuggieLover_101 Před rokem +3867

    “It look like dumpling!” 😂
    “NOT dumpling”
    -The definition of disappointment

  • @Hail1144_YT
    @Hail1144_YT Před rokem +5869

    “SpongeBobs elbow” is the best description of Mac & cheese I have ever heard😂😂😂

  • @KIDLATPLAYS
    @KIDLATPLAYS Před 4 měsíci +44

    "I don't want to eat Spongebob elbow"
    💀

  • @KittyCatMeowMeowTime
    @KittyCatMeowMeowTime Před 4 měsíci +6

    I lived through that and I'm still perplexed at the combination of "It's lockdown. We can't go out" and "There is a Chipotle".

  • @jessart13
    @jessart13 Před rokem +2619

    No Rice=Emotional Damage

  • @paigeawin
    @paigeawin Před rokem +7054

    As an Asian mom, I've ran out of rice before and had to resort to Panda Express for rice. It's no joke. You do what you have to do for your family.

    • @EmmelineSama
      @EmmelineSama Před rokem +107

      Why don't you buy a sack of rice when you have 1/4 of it left? It lasts a long time..

    • @SimplyLocaI
      @SimplyLocaI Před rokem +161

      @@EmmelineSamamy family did that once but they bought like 3 sacks

    • @hakunnx
      @hakunnx Před rokem +76

      @@Ak1ri_The_One😦

    • @makotos_number_one_fan
      @makotos_number_one_fan Před rokem +58

      @@Ak1ri_The_One😦

    • @flyse1858
      @flyse1858 Před rokem +46

      @@Ak1ri_The_One 😦

  • @ZlKRA
    @ZlKRA Před 4 měsíci +51

    They way i gasped when he called panda express🐼😅😅

  • @DevilRose142
    @DevilRose142 Před 3 měsíci +16

    “I don’t wanna eat SPONGEBOB ELBOW” got me rolling 😭😭😭-

  • @crazykiddd4992
    @crazykiddd4992 Před 11 měsíci +7669

    "Who's idea was it to try expired milk" lmfao I'm done

  • @wisteriamlb
    @wisteriamlb Před rokem +1706

    "Rice is the reason i am still surviving "
    ~my very asian mom

    • @asdfjkl7430
      @asdfjkl7430 Před rokem +11

      My mom would have been exactly Steven's dad ☝️ if we had ever run out of rice. 😅

    • @aadithyakumaran9186
      @aadithyakumaran9186 Před rokem +7

      Tru😂😂

    • @bowxfire5275
      @bowxfire5275 Před rokem +1

      Same

    • @user-ns7gn5ii5c
      @user-ns7gn5ii5c Před 2 měsíci

      Damn, I read "Black Rain". Daily ratio for Japanese women during war was two spoons of rice and as many worms and snails as they could find under rocks. In next election they were voting on more peacefull Emperor...

  • @harrisonbutchart9993
    @harrisonbutchart9993 Před 5 měsíci +65

    It’s nice to finally see Steven and his dad trying to solve a problem together

  • @triplealifts7
    @triplealifts7 Před 3 měsíci +8

    “We can’t buy rice right now”
    *Visible confusion*

  • @grawdex
    @grawdex Před rokem +691

    Bro really said SpongeBob Elbows 💀

  • @Pylen
    @Pylen Před rokem +1003

    Call Uncle Roger, he might have some leftovers.

    • @MaxYTM123
      @MaxYTM123 Před rokem +16

      151 likes no replies? lemme fix that

    • @benpamer7174
      @benpamer7174 Před rokem +4

      @@MaxYTM123 378 likes and 1 reply, lemme fix that

    • @Wgamingchairs
      @Wgamingchairs Před rokem

      @@benpamer7174 382 likes and 2 reply, lemme fix that

    • @HorsTube
      @HorsTube Před rokem +3

      444likes? Hmm
      Lemme
      Fix
      YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA SAY “lemme fix that”
      Wait
      I JUST SAID LEMME FIX THAT
      OH NO

    • @serafimbarbu7711
      @serafimbarbu7711 Před rokem +3

      482 likes and 4 replies? lemme fix that

  • @MrDespresso17
    @MrDespresso17 Před 4 měsíci +12

    I like how the dad is not scolding the son for running out of rice. Like it's nice not being blamed for literally breathing sometimes.

  • @someoneinthesky9784
    @someoneinthesky9784 Před 3 měsíci +5

    The "I failed my family" thing, this guy is one heck of a real breathing Asian down to the DNA. The Elderly salutes you little big boy, or rather, bow in respect to you.

  • @senpaibowser-kun8380
    @senpaibowser-kun8380 Před 11 měsíci +1981

    "I dont want to eat SpongeBob elbow" had me laughing 😂😂😂😂

  • @areswalker5647
    @areswalker5647 Před rokem +4567

    I swear you're the reversed Italians 😂 we do the same about pasta and I got to make my mom try a dumpling but she said it looks like a raviolo but it's not a raviolo 🤣

    • @bagnome
      @bagnome Před rokem +186

      *Breaks pasta with malicious intent*

    • @Asteri0519
      @Asteri0519 Před rokem +97

      Yeah, and since Italy is roughly on the same latitudes as Korea(rice maniacs as well) the culinary cultures are quite similar! We keep going to Italy for vacation and think 'yeah this is great and I want my rice with this' lol

    • @areswalker5647
      @areswalker5647 Před rokem +46

      @@Asteri0519 ahahahah "i want my rice with this" made me laugh so much! I would love to try Korean dishes, since I've seen them in tv I've been craving them like crazy but there's no Korean restaurant where I live so i just have to wait till i can travel there myself

    • @DumphUxTV
      @DumphUxTV Před rokem +27

      @@areswalker5647
      Nothings stopping you from attempting to recreate foreign dishes with local ingredients 😊

    • @areswalker5647
      @areswalker5647 Před rokem +22

      @@DumphUxTV it's difficult to cook something you've never seen in real life, never tasted and anything like that. I mean, i can cook Italian at a pro level but I don't know much about foreign food, I'm just now starting to know how to use things like soy sauce and cook ramen noodles sushi and things like that. But I'm trying to cook new things and learn asian recipes

  • @AmeliaStites-vv1pp
    @AmeliaStites-vv1pp Před 4 měsíci +6

    The ravioli trap got me dying on the floor

  • @littlebean1556
    @littlebean1556 Před 3 měsíci +3

    The UNICEF reference and call to Beijing Embassy 👌🙌🔥 😂 nice! Love it

  • @Infinity78008
    @Infinity78008 Před rokem +1161

    The Italian mafia trying to pinpoint his location by any means necessary:

    • @jk2l
      @jk2l Před rokem +51

      In response they send pineapple pizza and durian pasta

    • @j0k3rqwtyeet11
      @j0k3rqwtyeet11 Před rokem +30

      ​@@jk2l they trying to torture him in the most horrible way if that's the case

    • @lemonraven
      @lemonraven Před rokem +5

      the likes are at 666...

    • @Wolfy.M1909
      @Wolfy.M1909 Před rokem +8

      ​@@j0k3rqwtyeet11 I like pineapple pizza...

    • @icantchoosemyusername8874
      @icantchoosemyusername8874 Před rokem +5

      ​@@Wolfy.M1909 My inner Italian personality is in pain

  • @wuxiagamescentral
    @wuxiagamescentral Před rokem +2936

    Asians running out of rice is like Waffle House closing fown for Southerners. It is zombie apocalypse level of panic

    • @lilpink8463
      @lilpink8463 Před rokem +22

      We are f*k!

    • @TreyC68
      @TreyC68 Před rokem +79

      As a Southerner I can confirm that whence Waffle House closes down it is a full nation wide catastrophe

    • @5q1d87
      @5q1d87 Před rokem +68

      The scariest part is that it's not a joke, if the waffle house closes you're genuinely f***ed because whatever is heppening in your state is genuinely world ending.

    • @DieuDeMort
      @DieuDeMort Před rokem

      @@5q1d87 I'm currently working in a Waffle House, and recently we've ran out of certain things, like OJ and plastic utensils. People are genuinely worried when I tell them, "Sorry, I actually can't get you any OJ, we're out until tomorrow."

    • @j4den.is4bella
      @j4den.is4bella Před rokem +21

      As a southerner, when any Waffle House OR chick fil a close, the whole of the southern states goes full on panic mode.

  • @twilights_music.
    @twilights_music. Před 4 měsíci +2

    'its an emergency' i cant 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @hyt0p6di16
    @hyt0p6di16 Před 5 měsíci +4

    "Spongebob elbow" 💀

  • @Sumi.Cl0ver_shorts
    @Sumi.Cl0ver_shorts Před 10 měsíci +1401

    “Hello, Panda Express” got me dying

  • @JeonHa-rin
    @JeonHa-rin Před 9 měsíci +3254

    "WHAT WILL I HAVE WITH MY MSG" GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR

  • @ajkej127
    @ajkej127 Před 5 měsíci +5

    " I don't wanna eat SpongeBob elbow!!!"

  • @Leslie_247
    @Leslie_247 Před 5 měsíci +2

    His whole world collapsed in .1 seconds

  • @NaveKnights
    @NaveKnights Před rokem +530

    Hold on is this leaked footage of Steven's dad being a failure-

    • @CeraSpace
      @CeraSpace Před rokem

      Bingo 😆😆😆
      He just gained his only precious bullet to blackmail his dad 😆
      Jk

    • @abadgurl2010
      @abadgurl2010 Před rokem +12

      *cackles wickedly*

    • @yourdailymushroom
      @yourdailymushroom Před rokem +2

      @@aaravrana7399 Are you saying .. ALL ASIANS LOOK THE SAME!?

    • @Seamannon
      @Seamannon Před rokem

      ​@@yourdailymushroom XD

    • @FShani
      @FShani Před rokem

      Lies and slander. Asians never run out of rice this is just an atlernate galaxy where Steven is the competent one and his father was the failure.

  • @youssefibrahim1796
    @youssefibrahim1796 Před rokem +547

    He had to do the forbidden CALLING BANDA EXPRESS 💀💀💀

  • @HamoodyAlAbdullah-nf6gv
    @HamoodyAlAbdullah-nf6gv Před 2 měsíci +3

    Steeeven never gets old

  • @JamesPeckenpaugh-uu7lz
    @JamesPeckenpaugh-uu7lz Před 4 měsíci +2

    The first time the dad was calm at the beginning

  • @Zulq96
    @Zulq96 Před 11 měsíci +2933

    The “hello Beijing embassy we need air support now “ was my favourite part 🤣

  • @mleeneg
    @mleeneg Před rokem +516

    As an Asian. No rice means we starve till there is more.

    • @Titan_M00n
      @Titan_M00n Před rokem +1

      No especially the Middle East you can’t finish it
      So much that you get tired of it

  • @nicholasjowders563
    @nicholasjowders563 Před 2 měsíci +1

    This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time! Especially that moment of pride in the end. LMAO thank you

  • @the_pie_guy
    @the_pie_guy Před 5 měsíci +3

    PANDA EXPRESS!?

  • @LinkyDude
    @LinkyDude Před rokem +921

    WE ARE OUT OF RICE?! **orders rice internationally**

    • @KT.CountryballsISPT
      @KT.CountryballsISPT Před rokem +9

      "WHO WANT TO ORDER RICE FROM AMERICA?!?!?! WE PROBABLY WONT GET ANYTHING CUZ THEY NO EAT RICE!!!"
      _Stevens dad, probably

    • @uncleol
      @uncleol Před rokem +8

      Only if it's 50% off

    • @Tech_4_Fun
      @Tech_4_Fun Před rokem +4

      ​@@uncleol buy 5

    • @panjinurfadillah2489
      @panjinurfadillah2489 Před rokem

      ​@@Tech_4_Fun No buy all of the rice

    • @jackquelinejuat5657
      @jackquelinejuat5657 Před rokem

      ​@@KT.CountryballsISPT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍

  • @gj8872
    @gj8872 Před 11 měsíci +4817

    In so many asian languages we do not say "have you had lunch/dinner" instead we say "have you had rice?"😂

    • @jumpydino3015
      @jumpydino3015 Před 10 měsíci +75

      yes lol

    • @humanity9158
      @humanity9158 Před 10 měsíci +51

      Hahahahah....are you for real??!!! interesting....

    • @triky5384
      @triky5384 Před 10 měsíci +128

      That's something new I learned today. In Ecuador we say"did you have coffee" when asking if you had breakfast yet.

    • @sophiali8547
      @sophiali8547 Před 10 měsíci +253

      @@humanity9158at least as far as I know all the East Asian languages use the same word for “rice” as for “meal,” so yes. Rice is very important to us 😹😹😹

    • @asianboi4015
      @asianboi4015 Před 10 měsíci +7

      True

  • @clover8119
    @clover8119 Před 5 měsíci +2

    This is so good this man just makes me so happy

  • @desahanayam
    @desahanayam Před 5 měsíci +1

    This is the best one so far lmao

  • @biig_haqpy9811
    @biig_haqpy9811 Před rokem +1203

    "WHO'S IDEA WAS IT TO TRY EXPIRED MILK?" I'VE BEEN ASKING THE SAME THING FOR THE PAST 20 YRS 💀

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn Před rokem +91

      This is such a tragic misunderstanding.
      It's not _expired_ !
      It's milk that has been very carefully acidified, minutely treated with enzymes extracted from the stomachs of ruminant mammals, drained, lovingly inoculated with just the right Streptococcus or Lactobacillus strains and *then* patiently allowed to expire.
      Now, Macaroni and cheese out of a box?
      _That's_ hideous.

    • @ShitassSpeedrunner
      @ShitassSpeedrunner Před rokem +13

      ​@@Julia-lk8jn well i learned something new today

    • @biig_haqpy9811
      @biig_haqpy9811 Před rokem +23

      @@Julia-lk8jn Oh wow, my take on cheese went up a few points just because of how passionate that explanation was 😂

    • @nikofennec9118
      @nikofennec9118 Před rokem +4

      ​@Julia Mac & cheese from a box is actually pretty good. But then again, for some reason I just can't stand the taste of aged cheese. My favorite cheese is Colby Jack.

    • @schnek8927
      @schnek8927 Před rokem +11

      Cheese is the greatest thing humanity has ever invented.
      Yes, even greater than sliced bread.

  • @RyderElliott-fm8bf
    @RyderElliott-fm8bf Před rokem +5853

    “I dOnT wAnT tO eAt SpOnGeBoB eLbOW” go me on the floor😂💀
    Dad I’m famo- wait where are you?
    Ok, look here my notifications. Are just 💀

  • @3nd3rh4ck3r
    @3nd3rh4ck3r Před 2 měsíci +1

    "Who's idea was it to try expired milk"
    *True.*

  • @OldJaiandLilYoung
    @OldJaiandLilYoung Před 4 měsíci +2

    My son is called Timmy😂 he loves the Timmy episodes 😂

  • @Marles123
    @Marles123 Před 9 měsíci +1700

    “I don’t want to eat SpongeBobs elbow!”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂FR tho

    • @user-pw8ij2ce6v
      @user-pw8ij2ce6v Před 5 měsíci +9

      178 likes and no replies?
      I gochu fam

    • @Marles123
      @Marles123 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@user-pw8ij2ce6v Thanks dude 😀

    • @TheBookishB
      @TheBookishB Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@user-pw8ij2ce6v❤

    • @Antley278
      @Antley278 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Pov: Ur searching for this comment

    • @Mr_Person55
      @Mr_Person55 Před 4 měsíci +2

      ​@@Antley278I was just scrolling the comments

  • @tads1743
    @tads1743 Před rokem +304

    Steven's Dad took the last resort 💀💀💀

  • @googleuser-one
    @googleuser-one Před 5 dny

    Dad is having an EMOTIONAL DAMAGE moment…😂

  • @AnNormalAvGeek
    @AnNormalAvGeek Před 5 měsíci +1

    "I DON'T WANT TO EAT SPONGEBOB ELBOW! " 💀💀💀

  • @BigBlackNiggaBallsHD69
    @BigBlackNiggaBallsHD69 Před rokem +456

    “I don’t want to eat spongebob elbow”
    😭😭😭

  • @yodaa4977
    @yodaa4977 Před rokem +2647

    Give him an Oscar. He is the most asian youtuber on CZcams...

  • @user-jy1eu1xc9n
    @user-jy1eu1xc9n Před 4 měsíci +1

    "I failed my family" bro these ashian are that interested inrice really like really 😂

  • @naimachakour9288
    @naimachakour9288 Před 4 měsíci +1

    "Spongebob elbow" man he really hates mac n'cheese

  • @computerblade
    @computerblade Před rokem +183

    "expired milk"💀

    • @TheBlackMetalGoatDeer
      @TheBlackMetalGoatDeer Před rokem +7

      Although I must concede, as someone who consume vast quantities of dairy, he is somewhat correct, per se.

    • @Armored_Lasagna0327
      @Armored_Lasagna0327 Před rokem +5

      As a cheese lover myself, I must say that he is not wrong

    • @filipemtx
      @filipemtx Před rokem +3

      Emotional damage

    • @manhphuc4335
      @manhphuc4335 Před rokem

      Tbf to Asians the majority of them actually are lactose intolerant. But wait wouldn't that makes cheese better for them? Yes, but because milk is such a new things for Asians ( about a couple of centuries before it became a stable food source) that cheese are really strange for asians due to the amount of fatty acid that comes with it.

  • @Gavinnewby
    @Gavinnewby Před 29 dny +1

    Hello Panda Express 💀💀

  • @lilith613
    @lilith613 Před 5 měsíci +1

    You know it's bad when you have to call panda express RIP Steven's dad😢

  • @solifa1
    @solifa1 Před 8 měsíci +887

    Bro was so desperate he had to call PANDA EXPRESS 💀

  • @Slashgamesbull
    @Slashgamesbull Před rokem +782

    I don’t wanna eat SpongeBob’s elbow got me dying😂😂😂😂

  • @Joe-qg8kx
    @Joe-qg8kx Před 4 měsíci +1

    This reminds of the two times, my family actually ran out of rice 🍚.
    “Very hard and desperate times.”
    - Steven’s dad.

  • @rajathvinod840
    @rajathvinod840 Před 28 dny +1

    Bro is talking like Uncle Roger

  • @vinhdiep7128
    @vinhdiep7128 Před rokem +900

    This situation is unlikely because whenever you mentioned being out of rice, your dad would bring out five 25-pound bags of rice from either the basement or closet. We Asians always make sure to be well-prepared.

    • @docmeraki3065
      @docmeraki3065 Před rokem +29

      But when it happens, you know it's dire😂

    • @lilu5321
      @lilu5321 Před rokem +16

      Me and my family: WE DON’T CARE WE’RE GOING TO THE STORE

    • @baldwinplayz268
      @baldwinplayz268 Před rokem +5

      As an Asian my self, I can confirm.

    • @sophia2474
      @sophia2474 Před rokem +1

      My mom in a nutshell

    • @Veritas-invenitur
      @Veritas-invenitur Před rokem +3

      @@baldwinplayz268 I’m not Asian, but I always have a 10 pound bag of emergency reserve rice for when I have to use my 10 pound bag of reserve rice.

  • @azinana6459
    @azinana6459 Před rokem +171

    “ Uh… we have Mac n cheese… ”
    “ *I don’t want to eat SpongeBob elbow!* “
    *I lost it at that* 😂

  • @mikeyfn-a6684
    @mikeyfn-a6684 Před 2 měsíci

    "it's a trap! It look like dumpling, but NOT dumpling!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-dp7gl5bn1g
    @user-dp7gl5bn1g Před 6 dny

    "We grow our own rice" LOL

  • @creeperqueen4039
    @creeperqueen4039 Před 7 měsíci +1903

    He’s not even overreacting, that’s a real feeling, I would cry if I ran out of rice

  • @vlogsw.vienna
    @vlogsw.vienna Před 6 měsíci +2172

    "I DON'T WANT TO EAT SPONGEBOB ELBOW" had me DEAD 😂😂

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak Před 3 měsíci +1

    We CANNOT run out of RICE

  • @Utr_lght
    @Utr_lght Před 4 měsíci

    "Hello Panda Express!?" LMAO

  • @pinpat
    @pinpat Před rokem +967

    Asian families running out of rice is equal to Italian families running out of spaghetti

    • @toonlinkssbb515
      @toonlinkssbb515 Před rokem +37

      Hispanics is Rice or Beans... but more importantly Tortillas

    • @FShani
      @FShani Před rokem +43

      It's actually worse than that. We Asians really eat rice with everything, no cap.

    • @JonyMSalomon
      @JonyMSalomon Před rokem +2

      ​@@toonlinkssbb515 bro he said italians, why are you mixing it with tortillas from Mexico? Lmao

    • @dragonofdestiny8321
      @dragonofdestiny8321 Před rokem +7

      @@JonyMSalomon they said Hispanics

    • @soulessshadow5356
      @soulessshadow5356 Před rokem +17

      @@JonyMSalomon bro learn to read, they were saying what the equivalent was to Hispanics.

  • @maheshidesilva6884
    @maheshidesilva6884 Před rokem +426

    "I have failed my family" reminds me how my father once went looking for rice in the middle of the night. I cooked the last batch of rice that night and I told him later that rice was over and that we would have to buy some the next morning. It wasn't like we were going one meal without rice but my father just didn't like the thought of "there's no rice in the house" so he went looking for rice late at night.We are asian btw

  • @2.4TrillionAngryLocusts
    @2.4TrillionAngryLocusts Před 5 měsíci +1

    “Beijing embassy we need air support, I failed my family.” Was so serious and funny at the same time

  • @paddyworld
    @paddyworld Před 4 měsíci

    "I DON'T WANT TO EAT SPONGEBOB ELBOW"
    Got me rolling on the floor bro 💀😭🤣😂

  • @JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom
    @JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom Před rokem +846

    “Oh that’s a trap! It look like dumpling, I tried once, NOT dumpling.”
    “So much cheese again! Whose idea was to try expired milk?”
    Every Italian ever: *Sad Italian noises*
    Thanks for 847 likes!

    • @Konata_TheRappa07
      @Konata_TheRappa07 Před rokem +26

      As a Haitian kid whose family keeps roasting me because I favor Italian food over Haitian food (which has rice), I’m not even Italian and I can relate

    • @JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom
      @JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom Před rokem +5

      @@Konata_TheRappa07 same

    • @sahdogwrangler5594
      @sahdogwrangler5594 Před rokem +18

      As a lactose intolerant person this cracked me up! So much cheese, in everything!! Except Chinese, thank goodness!!

    • @Konata_TheRappa07
      @Konata_TheRappa07 Před rokem +8

      @@sahdogwrangler5594 lol, my little brother used to be lactose intolerant too, but he grew out of it

    • @sahdogwrangler5594
      @sahdogwrangler5594 Před rokem +10

      @@Konata_TheRappa07 that's great! Unfortunately, I grew into it!

  • @deeivy3742
    @deeivy3742 Před 7 měsíci +551

    “I failed my family 😞”

    • @rongarner3541
      @rongarner3541 Před 6 měsíci +14

      "Don't tell Grandfather!"
      Steven stops and realizes Grandfather will say to Father, "You so STOOPID!"

  • @MoonHeroz
    @MoonHeroz Před 3 měsíci +1

    Spongebob elbow LMAO

  • @vxqk_
    @vxqk_ Před 4 měsíci

    "Son its desperate time, don't tell your grandfather okay?" **calls panda express** 💀🤣

  • @guizhong_yay
    @guizhong_yay Před rokem +1849

    As an Asian, we ASIANS should be loyal to rice, EAT EVERYTHING WITH RICE, NO RICE? CALL THE POLICE, THE HOSPITAL, THE FIREFIGHTERS, THE GOVERNMENT, THE RICE, EVERYTHING😭😭😭
    Edit: CALL THE RICE! I ATE FOOD WITH NO RICE CALL THE POLICE GUYS CALL RICE ITS AN EMERGENCY..😭😭

  • @rustyshackleford6927
    @rustyshackleford6927 Před rokem +286

    The “Who’s idea was it to try expired milk!?” killed me lmao… my partner and I ask each other this all the time😅😅😅

    • @nanaabaafriyie2453
      @nanaabaafriyie2453 Před rokem +4

      @@inaradamji7514 people make cheese with expired milk that hasn't started to smell bad or actually go bad

    • @Sir1ri
      @Sir1ri Před rokem +3

      I mean it tastes super gooood! Many cultures have developed cheese to survive.

    • @lunaticscribbles6016
      @lunaticscribbles6016 Před rokem +1

      Yknow i just wanna say the asians did expired rice, cabbage, and some other thing im forgetting and it all turns pretty good imo so like. Expired milks not a stretch lol

    • @nanaabaafriyie2453
      @nanaabaafriyie2453 Před rokem

      @@lunaticscribbles6016 which food items are those?

    • @owlblocksdavid4955
      @owlblocksdavid4955 Před rokem +1

      Meanwhile, in China: "hey, do you want to buy some century eggs?"

  • @DevinsShaggyswithgames
    @DevinsShaggyswithgames Před 2 měsíci +1

    ''I need some milk.''

  • @Chris10138
    @Chris10138 Před 2 měsíci

    "Call UNICEF its an emergency" 😂😂

  • @kithen3546
    @kithen3546 Před rokem +695

    Ok I’m sorry but I started wheezing when Stevens dad said I failed my family

  • @amelia_fdo
    @amelia_fdo Před rokem +3387

    As an Asian, I can confirm running out of rice is an emergency.
    Edit- 1.1k likes? Thanks :)

  • @risuleia3982
    @risuleia3982 Před 2 měsíci

    "I dont want to have spongebob elbow"
    too funny

  • @ninjutik
    @ninjutik Před 5 měsíci +1

    I can really imagine older Chinese generations argue like this

  • @uriahhefner9160
    @uriahhefner9160 Před rokem +58

    "Call U.N.I.C.E.F.!" Bro I'm dieing 😂

  • @SilverstarWC
    @SilverstarWC Před rokem +107

    Asians never run out of rice 😂 I can confirm that bc I’m Chinese with always a 10kg backup rice in the storage room

    • @balticaco
      @balticaco Před rokem +4

      On 10kg emergency alarm turn on 🚨

    • @SilverstarWC
      @SilverstarWC Před rokem +4

      @@balticaco haha yes, sometimes 20kg 😂

    • @thewhitewolf58
      @thewhitewolf58 Před rokem

      Im guessing when covid hit asians just bought rice in pallets?

    • @squidster3128
      @squidster3128 Před rokem +4

      Oh yeah? We have a backup of the backup. And another backup in a disaster recovery center

  • @leequesada439
    @leequesada439 Před 2 měsíci

    "I don't want to eat Spongebob Elbow, that's too much cheese." Lmfao! Love this channel.

  • @rebekaheastman3279
    @rebekaheastman3279 Před 2 měsíci

    “Don’t tell your grandfather…hello Panda Express!”😭😂

  • @GaPr-fv5xg
    @GaPr-fv5xg Před 10 měsíci +136

    "Desperate times. Don't tell your grandfather."
    "Wha- Why?"
    "Hello? Panda Express?"