When Asians Run Out of Rice 2

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  • čas přidán 7. 03. 2023
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  • @masonnaise
    @masonnaise Před rokem +28695

    Only Steven can talk so rudely to a worker and still manage to get a discount.

  • @notellier
    @notellier Před rokem +13144

    "USA is gonna invade your kitchen." I'm crying

  • @MisterMoodyHere
    @MisterMoodyHere Před rokem +4149

    “i hope its a bus” GOD I FELT THAT LMAOOO

  • @aw_drawz
    @aw_drawz Před rokem +1629

    As an Asian I confirm that we will die if there is no rice

    • @nujimajannat9203
      @nujimajannat9203 Před 11 měsíci +8

      So true

    • @alexcastrum5925
      @alexcastrum5925 Před 11 měsíci +21

      Same as us Mexicans, no tortilla, you choke on your hot pepper drink.

    • @m_moonbeam
      @m_moonbeam Před 10 měsíci +11

      as an Asian I will gladly take a long break from rice 💀

    • @Morfeusm
      @Morfeusm Před 9 měsíci +6

      We in Europe if we run of bread and then also pasta

    • @BrettHand
      @BrettHand Před 9 měsíci +11

      as an Asian I have no idea what else to eat except rise

  • @Dastorm
    @Dastorm Před rokem +11416

    Bro roasts his son any chance he gets

  • @Human-hi5ms
    @Human-hi5ms Před rokem +7211

    "UsA gonna invade your kitchen"💀

  • @MarindaStrydom-hz5cv
    @MarindaStrydom-hz5cv Před 10 měsíci +717

    “Sweat and sour like my schizophrenic uncle” got me dead bro💀💀

  • @AshleyXsunzet
    @AshleyXsunzet Před rokem +357

    “Taste like my son’s CZcams channel-
    ✨failiure✨” got me dying 😂😂😂

    • @honzo718
      @honzo718 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Fell off my bed

    • @jony3775
      @jony3775 Před 5 měsíci +3

      Fell off my toilet 😂 oh wait that event wasn’t funny tho yuck! 😮

    • @IrisMadelyn
      @IrisMadelyn Před 4 měsíci +5

      💀 emOtiONaL dAmaGe 💀

  • @adamyaagrawal5602
    @adamyaagrawal5602 Před rokem +8736

    _I hope it's a bus_
    Steven's dad is too depressed we gotta save him

  • @pokemonfanthings4444
    @pokemonfanthings4444 Před rokem +2881

    “You use so much oil-the US gonna invade your kitchen” 💀

    • @Northtamilland
      @Northtamilland Před rokem +43

      THATS WHY I HAVE 1 BOTTLE OF OIL

    • @SA1236
      @SA1236 Před rokem +30

      I was looking for this comment

    • @iamaloafofbread8926
      @iamaloafofbread8926 Před rokem +45

      ​@North Tamilland U.S.: *deep breathing behind your back* Did you say oil?

    • @tobiojo10
      @tobiojo10 Před rokem +6

      💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @elianatheartist
      @elianatheartist Před rokem +4

      ​@@iamaloafofbread8926 😂😂

  • @taylorswiftie201
    @taylorswiftie201 Před rokem +243

    The “What da hail? Is that spring roll deep fried? No, thank you; I like walking through doorways” was epic

    • @scarlet1508
      @scarlet1508 Před 3 měsíci +3

      That was my favorite part it had me rolling 😂😂

    • @Ming1975
      @Ming1975 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Ok, I'm also Malaysian like Steven, but i don't get this joke.😅

    • @kris8263
      @kris8263 Před 3 měsíci

      @@Ming1975 When you eat deep fried food you get fat. When you get fat you can'f fit through doorways.

    • @JatupornChinrungrueng
      @JatupornChinrungrueng Před 2 měsíci

      I didn't get it either.

    • @kris8263
      @kris8263 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@JatupornChinrungrueng One gets fat when they eat fried food a lot.

  • @StrawHat83
    @StrawHat83 Před rokem +169

    "You use so much oil, US will invade your kitchen." I'm dead.

  • @mohamedaliessbai6858
    @mohamedaliessbai6858 Před rokem +5148

    "You got so much oil usa is gonna invade your kitchen". Bro is spitting bars.

  • @Gogusaurus
    @Gogusaurus Před rokem +2820

    Stephen always finds a way to include his son's failure in his videos

  • @novembermil371
    @novembermil371 Před rokem +46

    "What da hail you sell" and him going through all the food on the list has my sides hurting 💀💀💀

  • @nimomemre6550
    @nimomemre6550 Před rokem +32

    "Good fortune will run into you today !"
    "I hope it's a bus !" 💀

  • @HyperChamp
    @HyperChamp Před rokem +2776

    Steven's dad make Panda Express look like Koala Excess

  • @lovzriki.
    @lovzriki. Před rokem +1432

    “I hope it’s a bus”
    I LITERALLY CHOKED ON MY WATER

    • @art-games6230
      @art-games6230 Před rokem +7

      That is possible?

    • @VaswTs
      @VaswTs Před rokem +4

      ​@@art-games6230 it's a joke💀

    • @art-games6230
      @art-games6230 Před rokem +3

      @@VaswTs he said literally

    • @VaswTs
      @VaswTs Před rokem +5

      @@art-games6230 Oh I thought you meant about the bus lol, well ofc it's possibly to choke on water💀

    • @patrickn.4113
      @patrickn.4113 Před rokem +1

      The dead way he said it too

  • @STZMUSIC1
    @STZMUSIC1 Před rokem +18

    ‘USA gon invade your kitchen!” Had me on the floor

  • @justathinker8669
    @justathinker8669 Před 3 měsíci +2

    >
    That was awesome! Brilliant! 😂

  • @Elven42
    @Elven42 Před rokem +974

    “I hope it’s a bus” LMAOOO

    • @cionosrel4665
      @cionosrel4665 Před rokem +7

      Truk-kun

    • @chrismalone5607
      @chrismalone5607 Před rokem +4

      I hope it’s a bus 😂😂 lol

    • @Nuclearburrit0
      @Nuclearburrit0 Před rokem +6

      ​@@cionosrel4665 hit me with some of that isekaitus

    • @r1ppl3_13
      @r1ppl3_13 Před rokem +1

      1st thing i thought of was, anoyo iki no basu ni notte saraba
      XD im a tuyu enjoyer lol

  • @jiangyewei9184
    @jiangyewei9184 Před rokem +933

    "Your kitchen is a threat to the security of our country!"
    says a US politician.

    • @juliusnebulus7303
      @juliusnebulus7303 Před rokem +36

      Kitchen has oil. Gotta invade it.
      ~americans~

    • @mckenzie2423
      @mckenzie2423 Před rokem

      @@juliusnebulus7303 we can only be grateful that Congress is too stupid to realize humans produce oil.

    • @Paulito2026
      @Paulito2026 Před rokem +2

      Lol

    • @TheMessiahOfThe99Percent
      @TheMessiahOfThe99Percent Před rokem +9

      ​@@juliusnebulus7303
      Kitchen has beer, gotta consume it
      ~germans~

    • @juliusnebulus7303
      @juliusnebulus7303 Před rokem +4

      @@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent jup. Sounds like something we do😂

  • @senpaibowser-kun8380
    @senpaibowser-kun8380 Před 11 měsíci +11

    "I like walking through doorways" bruuh....😂😂😂😂

  • @Morgan-ic1qy
    @Morgan-ic1qy Před 6 měsíci +2

    That oil joke was the cherry on top

  • @vocalead
    @vocalead Před rokem +712

    Deep fried? No thank you, I like walking through doorways 😂

    • @thatguynar
      @thatguynar Před rokem +18

      That seriously took me a few seconds to understand what he meant lmao

    • @tomaszwota1465
      @tomaszwota1465 Před rokem +5

      That got me hard, haha.

    • @AProinProgress
      @AProinProgress Před rokem +25

      @@thatguynar Can U Explain it To Me? I Seriously did not ge- Wait, is it because of the Weight Gain? 🤣

    • @riverlady982
      @riverlady982 Před rokem +13

      ​@@AProinProgress yes, yes it is😂

    • @AProinProgress
      @AProinProgress Před rokem +8

      @@riverlady982 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Makes it better cuz I Had to Think 😂😂

  • @starmovies5523
    @starmovies5523 Před rokem +4256

    “No thank you, I like walking through doorways” 💀

    • @goescreativemode
      @goescreativemode Před 11 měsíci +26

      No thank you I prefer having 10 fingers and 10 toes

    • @arthurcannon6820
      @arthurcannon6820 Před 11 měsíci +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @gpgc4406
      @gpgc4406 Před 10 měsíci +7

      I don't get it

    • @starmovies5523
      @starmovies5523 Před 10 měsíci +100

      @@gpgc4406 it means he doesn’t want to get that fat to not fit in doors anymore. But exaggerated.

    • @gpgc4406
      @gpgc4406 Před 10 měsíci +14

      @@starmovies5523 ohhh
      Thanks for the explanation

  • @Deathrizes
    @Deathrizes Před rokem +7

    “You use so much oil the US is gonna invade your kitchen” LOL

  • @DRKS1DER
    @DRKS1DER Před 11 měsíci +2

    "You used so much oil, USA gonna invade this kitchen" 🤣

  • @azinana6459
    @azinana6459 Před rokem +1411

    “Chicken’s not orange…
    It’s BROWN.”
    *I seriously laughed so hard at that* 🤣

    • @nintensumphyrx4230
      @nintensumphyrx4230 Před rokem +1

      why?? is it wrong?

    • @thecomposerchanginggames5250
      @thecomposerchanginggames5250 Před rokem +2

      ​@@nintensumphyrx4230 Not necessary. Depends on the breed. I've seen both.
      There is also white meat and dark (aka brown) meat that a chicken has if he was referring to the meat

    • @Toyotaorsomthing
      @Toyotaorsomthing Před 11 měsíci

      Didn’t ask

    • @lionelfox1341
      @lionelfox1341 Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@@Toyotaorsomthingwho are you talking to?

  • @EmmaE767
    @EmmaE767 Před rokem +407

    "I hOpE iTs A bUs"
    Like, same with them fortune cookies 🤣

    • @DeviousityAtGmail
      @DeviousityAtGmail Před rokem +5

      I'll never understand how they can just give those away.
      .
      .
      .
      They cost a fortune! 😂

    • @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen
      @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen Před rokem

      @@DeviousityAtGmail 😐😐... this is why your still single

    • @SetiKt
      @SetiKt Před rokem +1

      That Time I Reincarnated in Another World with Infinite Rice Supply

  • @Stopnowbrook
    @Stopnowbrook Před rokem +4

    "Good fortune will run into you today. I hope its a bus" LMAO

  • @kile5805
    @kile5805 Před rokem +2

    Steven's dad finally got a new shirt

  • @katnugget6995
    @katnugget6995 Před rokem +1332

    He's mastered the pronunciation of "Failure"

  • @tatevs6597
    @tatevs6597 Před rokem +479

    “USA gon’ invade your kitchen”
    This has me dying 😂😂

  • @jamyacoleman73
    @jamyacoleman73 Před rokem +3

    "Taste like my son's CZcams channel failure"
    Now that had me dying 😂🤣

  • @brookmessner5424
    @brookmessner5424 Před rokem +6

    "Sweet and sour, like my schizophrenic uncle"
    When I say I laughed so hard I'm crying it's the truth. Bro is so accurate.

  • @jax_ignis5638
    @jax_ignis5638 Před rokem +1037

    "USA gon' invade your kitchen!"
    As an American, can confirm that kitchen needs freedom
    *FOR AMERICA*

  • @merphul
    @merphul Před rokem +811

    Chinese guy claiming he knows general Tso to get a discount is too real.

  • @apollyon2578
    @apollyon2578 Před rokem +3

    That "USA gon' invade your kitchen" line though... I'm crying.

  • @redskinsman10
    @redskinsman10 Před rokem +3

    "Who uses so much oil? The US will invade your kitchen"
    Im dead dude

  • @Scraps-Q8
    @Scraps-Q8 Před rokem +241

    “USA gonna Invade your kitchen!” Funniest shit I heard all day

  • @megaman992
    @megaman992 Před rokem +69

    “”Good fortune will hit you today.” ... I hope it’s a bus.” Got me

  • @design1of470
    @design1of470 Před 2 měsíci +1

    "Gimme some discount, you know?" lol

  • @wgs5643
    @wgs5643 Před rokem +2

    “ ‘Good fortune will run into you today’ I hope it’s a bus” gets me every time

  • @Konata_TheRappa07
    @Konata_TheRappa07 Před rokem +435

    As a girl from Haitian parents, I indeed confirm it’s chaos when we run out of rice

  • @Botttl
    @Botttl Před rokem +143

    Failure is a new TASTE.

  • @taylorswiftie201
    @taylorswiftie201 Před 3 měsíci +2

    “Jesus, who uses so much oil? USA gonna invade your kitchen!” GOT ME ROLLING 😭🤚

  • @CassiePlaysGames
    @CassiePlaysGames Před 5 měsíci +2

    That “I hope it’s a bus” hit different.

  • @Mikel...
    @Mikel... Před rokem +138

    "like my schizophrenic uncle" 💀💀💀

  • @jkgaming0565
    @jkgaming0565 Před rokem +111

    “Is that spring roll fried? No thank you I like walking through doorways” 😂

    • @dwarfie24
      @dwarfie24 Před rokem

      I didnt get that one, would you mind?

    • @throwaway5097
      @throwaway5097 Před rokem

      He fat

    • @Darcnhife
      @Darcnhife Před rokem +1

      @@dwarfie24 I'm under the impression he was suggesting it's deplorably unhealthy and lead to excessive weight gain. The change in body mass would be so extreme he fears he'd have to squeeze through doorways that weren't constructed with the physically disabled in mind.

    • @dwarfie24
      @dwarfie24 Před rokem +1

      @@Darcnhife aaahh, thanks. That makes sence as something his dad would say.

  • @CrackHead_2636
    @CrackHead_2636 Před rokem +1

    “I hope it’s a bus” 😂😂 LMFAO!!😂😂

  • @littlehenryroy.royharproy8724
    @littlehenryroy.royharproy8724 Před 2 měsíci +1

    That one meteor named Good fortune:

  • @MastinTV
    @MastinTV Před rokem +95

    ‘’It’s an emergency we are out of rice’’ these are real problems

  • @zxdith
    @zxdith Před rokem +107

    "USA gonna invade your kitchen" had me rolling 🤣🤣

  • @Nyagi-San
    @Nyagi-San Před 2 měsíci

    That "too much oil" part is just amazing😂

  • @justvibes8143
    @justvibes8143 Před rokem +1

    “What da hell you sell?” 💀

  • @VK_BeautifulLife
    @VK_BeautifulLife Před rokem +146

    As an Indian I can confirm if a household ever runs out of rice, they probably went bankrupt or some severe tragedy befell on them. We store rice for at least a month in advance.

  • @primzy11
    @primzy11 Před rokem +34

    "Tastes like my son's CZcams channel"
    *Sniffs*- FAILURE 💀

  • @cambriawalilu
    @cambriawalilu Před rokem +1

    "..lah.....what the hail.." 😂❤

  • @MalachiZane
    @MalachiZane Před 2 měsíci

    The disappointment when he said failure was so funny 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Rue_18
    @Rue_18 Před rokem +130

    "Good fortune will run into you today... I hope its a bus..." Bro that got me laughing so hard ;D

  • @Clouron26
    @Clouron26 Před rokem +49

    "Usa goin to invade your kitchen" got me rollin XD

  • @sergten
    @sergten Před rokem +1

    I got addicted to Panda Express because of this channel. Panda should sponsor Steven, they're getting free publicity.

  • @lordcabbage1285
    @lordcabbage1285 Před rokem +305

    I worked at a Panda Express. My manager forgot to put in an order for another shipment of rice and we just, had none. Never seen so many customers 180 in line throughout a day in my life.

    • @bogbrither
      @bogbrither Před 8 měsíci +15

      Couldn't just make a quick walmart run?

    • @ElisabetAyala-st2qc
      @ElisabetAyala-st2qc Před 7 měsíci +2

      😢

    • @Steve-ev6vx
      @Steve-ev6vx Před 7 měsíci +17

      @@bogbrither Yeah I have been pulled off the fry line and sent to Walmart with the company credit card many times. Sounds like PE is slipping.

    • @TheFith67
      @TheFith67 Před 5 měsíci +6

      Your manager was a failure!😁

    • @falcontomto
      @falcontomto Před 5 měsíci +5

      @@bogbritheruncle Ben’s rice isn’t exactly what most Asian people want, and definitely not those accursed long grain rice.

  • @ArrowOfGod
    @ArrowOfGod Před rokem +88

    Steven's dad makes Panda Express look like the bad decisions that CZcams made

  • @James94129
    @James94129 Před rokem +1

    Every single Asian When is no more rice

  • @ROMANn2190
    @ROMANn2190 Před rokem +58

    “No thank you I like walking through doorways.”
    Stevens dad-2023

    • @liuj88
      @liuj88 Před rokem

      I don't understand this joke.
      Can someone please explain it?

    • @bdot2.tacttt
      @bdot2.tacttt Před rokem

      ​@@liuj88 its basically saying if u eat the spring roll u will get fat

    • @liuj88
      @liuj88 Před rokem

      @@bdot2.tacttt
      Thank you!

  • @MkPickle
    @MkPickle Před rokem +24

    “I hope it’s a bus” got me so good. 😂😂😂

  • @marissasue319
    @marissasue319 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Is Uncle Roger the schizophrenic uncle??
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Artuar3CRaFT
    @Artuar3CRaFT Před rokem

    “I hope it's a bus”
    LMAOOO 🤣😂😂

  • @soldier-0PLAYS
    @soldier-0PLAYS Před rokem +6

    "Tastes like my son's CZcams channel--- FAiLuRe"

  • @UniBloxPlayzzYT
    @UniBloxPlayzzYT Před rokem +10

    ‘Tastes like my sons CZcams channel’
    Also him:
    8.73 million subs

    • @MasterK6565
      @MasterK6565 Před rokem +1

      Lmao

    • @lichtsprecher
      @lichtsprecher Před rokem +1

      I bet if Timmy wasted time with a youtube channel, it would be over 1 billion

  • @corey1937
    @corey1937 Před rokem

    "I like walking through doorways" 😭✋🏽

  • @commandertony9856
    @commandertony9856 Před 3 měsíci

    "i like walking through doorways." 😂

  • @melodyrohr8902
    @melodyrohr8902 Před rokem +4

    I hOpE iT’s A bUS

  • @FAX.FF143
    @FAX.FF143 Před rokem +8

    Usa got invade on your kitchen
    💀💀💀

  • @elvispresley6364
    @elvispresley6364 Před rokem +1

    All Asians can relate 😂

  • @alecthomas5311
    @alecthomas5311 Před rokem

    “I like walking through doorways” 🤣

  • @Creaczy
    @Creaczy Před rokem +5

    Orange chi- what sa Hail is Orange chicken

  • @nkslasher5050
    @nkslasher5050 Před rokem +5

    Chicken brown 👴🏻

  • @thelovechannel7236
    @thelovechannel7236 Před 7 měsíci

    “ Sweet and sour like me schizophrenic uncle “ dying 🤣

  • @Vincent_A.
    @Vincent_A. Před 9 měsíci

    “Sweet and sour? Like my schizophrenic uncle…” 😂😂

  • @ab6ixblindforloveismyultja641

    Let me introduce you to the forgotten child...brown rice.

    • @twitter.comelomhycy
      @twitter.comelomhycy Před rokem

      LOL I guess wild rices like black and red rice are technically grass!

    • @Noir598
      @Noir598 Před rokem

      What da HAIL is dat? No thank u, I like being normal. No discount on dat bullshit either

    • @twitter.comelomhycy
      @twitter.comelomhycy Před rokem

      @@Noir598 I hope that's not racist

  • @boritoslayer
    @boritoslayer Před rokem +13

    “Good fortune will run into you today… I hope it’s a bus.”

  • @sociocomm724
    @sociocomm724 Před 8 měsíci

    "No thank you. i like walking through doorways" that got me so hard

  • @pritamdash6098
    @pritamdash6098 Před rokem +20

    "I hope it's a bus". Describes Steven's dad's displeasure from his miserable life.

  • @Vaxenix
    @Vaxenix Před rokem +29

    [Stevens dad]Where the hail is the Beijing corn[worker] we have deep fried rice

  • @cedrik119
    @cedrik119 Před rokem +7

    That "I hope it's a bus" caught me off guard ngl

  • @Unwanted_truth_
    @Unwanted_truth_ Před 8 měsíci

    "I hope it's a bus"... too relatable, Steven, I watch your channel to get away from my own reality

  • @CamKoudo
    @CamKoudo Před rokem +9

    That buss gonna be full of pandas, they call it the panda express xD

  • @D2DMOTORSPORT
    @D2DMOTORSPORT Před rokem +17

    Ok shall we just appreciate that this man always starts of by saying hallo even though he is going to destroy them in the next minute.

  • @Gibran298
    @Gibran298 Před 5 měsíci +1

    "So much oil US gonna invade your kitchen"💀

  • @ulquiorracifer9083
    @ulquiorracifer9083 Před 3 měsíci

    "Failure" this always kills me.
    “i hope it's a bus” kkkkkkkkkk

  • @MasterK6565
    @MasterK6565 Před rokem +8

    As a asian running out of rice everyday, i can relate

  • @Atinkstink
    @Atinkstink Před rokem +12

    “I hope it’s a bus” Steven doesn’t want to go to American traditions of dads getting the milk 😂😂😂😂

  • @Adorbx_Azy
    @Adorbx_Azy Před rokem

    "Sweet and sour, like my schizophrenic uncle"😭

  • @TizTheFox
    @TizTheFox Před 4 měsíci

    idk why but "sweet and sour? like my schizophrenic uncle." killed me

  • @thinkquestionlearn9789
    @thinkquestionlearn9789 Před rokem +29

    This man is a national treasure

    • @yavuzksk
      @yavuzksk Před rokem

      yeah but belongs to the Chinese nation :)

  • @claireconti6108
    @claireconti6108 Před rokem +8

    “I hope it’s a bus” has me rolling

  • @alexanderk.1838
    @alexanderk.1838 Před 11 měsíci

    the oil comment was pure gold.