@@nintensumphyrx4230 Not necessary. Depends on the breed. I've seen both. There is also white meat and dark (aka brown) meat that a chicken has if he was referring to the meat
@@dwarfie24 I'm under the impression he was suggesting it's deplorably unhealthy and lead to excessive weight gain. The change in body mass would be so extreme he fears he'd have to squeeze through doorways that weren't constructed with the physically disabled in mind.
As an Indian I can confirm if a household ever runs out of rice, they probably went bankrupt or some severe tragedy befell on them. We store rice for at least a month in advance.
I worked at a Panda Express. My manager forgot to put in an order for another shipment of rice and we just, had none. Never seen so many customers 180 in line throughout a day in my life.
Only Steven can talk so rudely to a worker and still manage to get a discount.
I ruined ur 69 likes
@Jack Wrath bot bruh
facts!
It’s An Asian Skill Passed Down From His Ancestors
That's his father
"USA is gonna invade your kitchen." I'm crying
yeah, that was the best one.
Yah.... And give some Freedom delight
Bro i was looking for this comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂
🦅🦅🦅
This kitchen needs some freedom
“i hope its a bus” GOD I FELT THAT LMAOOO
😂😂😂😂😂😂
isekai dad is no more a fantasy
LMAOO ,SAME I THOUGH THE SAME 🤣🤣🤣
Hopefully 😌
Same
Real
As an Asian I confirm that we will die if there is no rice
So true
Same as us Mexicans, no tortilla, you choke on your hot pepper drink.
as an Asian I will gladly take a long break from rice 💀
We in Europe if we run of bread and then also pasta
as an Asian I have no idea what else to eat except rise
Bro roasts his son any chance he gets
even when he's not there
*I hope it's a bus* 💀
Like my dad
😀 😃 😀
welcome to asians life
"UsA gonna invade your kitchen"💀
Fast food company: *Sweating profusely*
Sound be uae
Becoz of OIL😆😆😆DEEP
Fucking GOLD
The best
“Sweat and sour like my schizophrenic uncle” got me dead bro💀💀
He prob means uncle roger😂
@cherryannemacasieb5036 omg, same thing i said/typed 😂😅😂
*sweet
“Taste like my son’s CZcams channel-
✨failiure✨” got me dying 😂😂😂
Fell off my bed
Fell off my toilet 😂 oh wait that event wasn’t funny tho yuck! 😮
💀 emOtiONaL dAmaGe 💀
_I hope it's a bus_
Steven's dad is too depressed we gotta save him
Yeah, he's suffered too much EMOTIONAL DAAMAGE (politely humorous)!
Nah he wants to be isekai'd
@@RelaxThruHeaven_RuleAllHell truck Kun go BRRRRRR
You would be depressed too if your son was such a F A I L U R E
He just wants a cheaper transport 💀
“You use so much oil-the US gonna invade your kitchen” 💀
THATS WHY I HAVE 1 BOTTLE OF OIL
I was looking for this comment
@North Tamilland U.S.: *deep breathing behind your back* Did you say oil?
💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@iamaloafofbread8926 😂😂
The “What da hail? Is that spring roll deep fried? No, thank you; I like walking through doorways” was epic
That was my favorite part it had me rolling 😂😂
Ok, I'm also Malaysian like Steven, but i don't get this joke.😅
@@Ming1975 When you eat deep fried food you get fat. When you get fat you can'f fit through doorways.
I didn't get it either.
@@JatupornChinrungrueng One gets fat when they eat fried food a lot.
"You use so much oil, US will invade your kitchen." I'm dead.
"You got so much oil usa is gonna invade your kitchen". Bro is spitting bars.
Bro's gonna be behind bars if he keeps up the realism 💀
@@tubax926 😂
That was amazing 😂
lmfao yeah that made me rolling
Came to the comments to add my admiration for the same
Stephen always finds a way to include his son's failure in his videos
585 likes no reply I'll fix that
764 likes 1 reply I’ll fix that
1k like and 2 reply I'll fix that
Stephen is playing his father. So, he's basically ragging on himself.
@@chawndel8279 naw really
"What da hail you sell" and him going through all the food on the list has my sides hurting 💀💀💀
"Good fortune will run into you today !"
"I hope it's a bus !" 💀
Steven's dad make Panda Express look like Koala Excess
I would like a discount on the koala 🌚
@@hiyamajumder352 what the
@@kevinkarthik3329 the fuc-
That's what it's called in Australia can confirm
@@DaeodonKiller -k
“I hope it’s a bus”
I LITERALLY CHOKED ON MY WATER
That is possible?
@@art-games6230 it's a joke💀
@@VaswTs he said literally
@@art-games6230 Oh I thought you meant about the bus lol, well ofc it's possibly to choke on water💀
The dead way he said it too
‘USA gon invade your kitchen!” Had me on the floor
>
That was awesome! Brilliant! 😂
“I hope it’s a bus” LMAOOO
Truk-kun
I hope it’s a bus 😂😂 lol
@@cionosrel4665 hit me with some of that isekaitus
1st thing i thought of was, anoyo iki no basu ni notte saraba
XD im a tuyu enjoyer lol
"Your kitchen is a threat to the security of our country!"
says a US politician.
Kitchen has oil. Gotta invade it.
~americans~
@@juliusnebulus7303 we can only be grateful that Congress is too stupid to realize humans produce oil.
Lol
@@juliusnebulus7303
Kitchen has beer, gotta consume it
~germans~
@@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent jup. Sounds like something we do😂
"I like walking through doorways" bruuh....😂😂😂😂
That oil joke was the cherry on top
Deep fried? No thank you, I like walking through doorways 😂
That seriously took me a few seconds to understand what he meant lmao
That got me hard, haha.
@@thatguynar Can U Explain it To Me? I Seriously did not ge- Wait, is it because of the Weight Gain? 🤣
@@AProinProgress yes, yes it is😂
@@riverlady982 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Makes it better cuz I Had to Think 😂😂
“No thank you, I like walking through doorways” 💀
No thank you I prefer having 10 fingers and 10 toes
😂😂😂😂
I don't get it
@@gpgc4406 it means he doesn’t want to get that fat to not fit in doors anymore. But exaggerated.
@@starmovies5523 ohhh
Thanks for the explanation
“You use so much oil the US is gonna invade your kitchen” LOL
"You used so much oil, USA gonna invade this kitchen" 🤣
“Chicken’s not orange…
It’s BROWN.”
*I seriously laughed so hard at that* 🤣
why?? is it wrong?
@@nintensumphyrx4230 Not necessary. Depends on the breed. I've seen both.
There is also white meat and dark (aka brown) meat that a chicken has if he was referring to the meat
Didn’t ask
@@Toyotaorsomthingwho are you talking to?
"I hOpE iTs A bUs"
Like, same with them fortune cookies 🤣
I'll never understand how they can just give those away.
.
.
.
They cost a fortune! 😂
@@DeviousityAtGmail 😐😐... this is why your still single
That Time I Reincarnated in Another World with Infinite Rice Supply
"Good fortune will run into you today. I hope its a bus" LMAO
Steven's dad finally got a new shirt
He's mastered the pronunciation of "Failure"
He's probably heard that word a lot
Tech Lead disappointment
Lol
as an asian, it sounds like : fei-leh😂
That's my dad for you ( he's Asian)
“USA gon’ invade your kitchen”
This has me dying 😂😂
"Taste like my son's CZcams channel failure"
Now that had me dying 😂🤣
"Sweet and sour, like my schizophrenic uncle"
When I say I laughed so hard I'm crying it's the truth. Bro is so accurate.
Uncle Roger 😂😅😂
"USA gon' invade your kitchen!"
As an American, can confirm that kitchen needs freedom
*FOR AMERICA*
*AND* *FOR* *LIBERTY*
STOP THE OIL
LOL
@@vrajeshpc *_AND FOR FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY_*
With your geography you're gonna end up in Afghanistan again
Chinese guy claiming he knows general Tso to get a discount is too real.
That "USA gon' invade your kitchen" line though... I'm crying.
"Who uses so much oil? The US will invade your kitchen"
Im dead dude
“USA gonna Invade your kitchen!” Funniest shit I heard all day
“”Good fortune will hit you today.” ... I hope it’s a bus.” Got me
"Gimme some discount, you know?" lol
“ ‘Good fortune will run into you today’ I hope it’s a bus” gets me every time
As a girl from Haitian parents, I indeed confirm it’s chaos when we run out of rice
It's the same thing for us germans but with bread instead of rice.
@@Mikey_was_here lmfao
I get upset when we run out of bread too lol
Bonjour
@@vieilatome2257 Bonjour lol
@@Mikey_was_here kamerad, ich wollte gerade das selbe sagen😂
Failure is a new TASTE.
“Jesus, who uses so much oil? USA gonna invade your kitchen!” GOT ME ROLLING 😭🤚
That “I hope it’s a bus” hit different.
"like my schizophrenic uncle" 💀💀💀
“Is that spring roll fried? No thank you I like walking through doorways” 😂
I didnt get that one, would you mind?
He fat
@@dwarfie24 I'm under the impression he was suggesting it's deplorably unhealthy and lead to excessive weight gain. The change in body mass would be so extreme he fears he'd have to squeeze through doorways that weren't constructed with the physically disabled in mind.
@@Darcnhife aaahh, thanks. That makes sence as something his dad would say.
“I hope it’s a bus” 😂😂 LMFAO!!😂😂
That one meteor named Good fortune:
‘’It’s an emergency we are out of rice’’ these are real problems
"USA gonna invade your kitchen" had me rolling 🤣🤣
That "too much oil" part is just amazing😂
“What da hell you sell?” 💀
As an Indian I can confirm if a household ever runs out of rice, they probably went bankrupt or some severe tragedy befell on them. We store rice for at least a month in advance.
I buy 20 lb bags at a time
A month? Bruh, we Indians store 3 months of rice if we can.
@@RelaxThruHeaven_RuleAllHell Ya that's why I said 'atleast' a month :-)
Wow
Pfft my MiL stores anywhere between 10 to 25 25kg sacks of rice (some Jasmine most Glutinous) in its own stilted rice house. 😂
"Tastes like my son's CZcams channel"
*Sniffs*- FAILURE 💀
"..lah.....what the hail.." 😂❤
The disappointment when he said failure was so funny 🤣🤣🤣
"Good fortune will run into you today... I hope its a bus..." Bro that got me laughing so hard ;D
So true tho
"Usa goin to invade your kitchen" got me rollin XD
I got addicted to Panda Express because of this channel. Panda should sponsor Steven, they're getting free publicity.
I worked at a Panda Express. My manager forgot to put in an order for another shipment of rice and we just, had none. Never seen so many customers 180 in line throughout a day in my life.
Couldn't just make a quick walmart run?
😢
@@bogbrither Yeah I have been pulled off the fry line and sent to Walmart with the company credit card many times. Sounds like PE is slipping.
Your manager was a failure!😁
@@bogbritheruncle Ben’s rice isn’t exactly what most Asian people want, and definitely not those accursed long grain rice.
Steven's dad makes Panda Express look like the bad decisions that CZcams made
Every single Asian When is no more rice
“No thank you I like walking through doorways.”
Stevens dad-2023
I don't understand this joke.
Can someone please explain it?
@@liuj88 its basically saying if u eat the spring roll u will get fat
@@bdot2.tacttt
Thank you!
“I hope it’s a bus” got me so good. 😂😂😂
Is Uncle Roger the schizophrenic uncle??
😂😂😂😂😂
“I hope it's a bus”
LMAOOO 🤣😂😂
"Tastes like my son's CZcams channel--- FAiLuRe"
‘Tastes like my sons CZcams channel’
Also him:
8.73 million subs
Lmao
I bet if Timmy wasted time with a youtube channel, it would be over 1 billion
"I like walking through doorways" 😭✋🏽
"i like walking through doorways." 😂
I hOpE iT’s A bUS
Usa got invade on your kitchen
💀💀💀
All Asians can relate 😂
“I like walking through doorways” 🤣
Orange chi- what sa Hail is Orange chicken
Chicken brown 👴🏻
“ Sweet and sour like me schizophrenic uncle “ dying 🤣
“Sweet and sour? Like my schizophrenic uncle…” 😂😂
Let me introduce you to the forgotten child...brown rice.
LOL I guess wild rices like black and red rice are technically grass!
What da HAIL is dat? No thank u, I like being normal. No discount on dat bullshit either
@@Noir598 I hope that's not racist
“Good fortune will run into you today… I hope it’s a bus.”
"No thank you. i like walking through doorways" that got me so hard
"I hope it's a bus". Describes Steven's dad's displeasure from his miserable life.
[Stevens dad]Where the hail is the Beijing corn[worker] we have deep fried rice
That "I hope it's a bus" caught me off guard ngl
"I hope it's a bus"... too relatable, Steven, I watch your channel to get away from my own reality
That buss gonna be full of pandas, they call it the panda express xD
Ok shall we just appreciate that this man always starts of by saying hallo even though he is going to destroy them in the next minute.
"So much oil US gonna invade your kitchen"💀
"Failure" this always kills me.
“i hope it's a bus” kkkkkkkkkk
As a asian running out of rice everyday, i can relate
“I hope it’s a bus” Steven doesn’t want to go to American traditions of dads getting the milk 😂😂😂😂
"Sweet and sour, like my schizophrenic uncle"😭
idk why but "sweet and sour? like my schizophrenic uncle." killed me
This man is a national treasure
yeah but belongs to the Chinese nation :)
“I hope it’s a bus” has me rolling
the oil comment was pure gold.