Sorry Kiddo Life Hacks Aren't Real
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- čas přidán 15. 10. 2018
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Michael: / michaelreeves
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Business Email: biz@williamosman.com - Věda a technologie
I was trying to follow the clock in the background to see how long the video took to make
The clock’s broken
Q Ü W Ë lol
Naw, it just took 1 entire day for each take to be filmed perfectly
I find it funny that I didn’t notice that even though I work on clocks more often than I should, and even was looking at it thinking it was ugly
Nah they are just stuck in an alternate reality where nothing but life hacks exist.
Feels bad
i love that camra man john has so much character but never says a word
Some even say that he has more character than William.
HowToBasic
This is what every cameraman strives to be.
Just like ninja Brian!
What word?
I love how wills house burns down and he looses so much yet he keeps up his amazing attitude, honestly William is really underrated
he has 2.35 mil subs now!
@@ZennPlanes the guy deserves it!
How and when did his house burn down
@@thedudecalledalan9095 idk man, last year sometime i think, and I’m pretty sure it was form his wack ass laser cutter
His mom trying to tell I’m to leave nicely and him just saying what she’s thinking. Lamo
My girlfriend trying to break up with me: it's not you. it's me.
.
William's mom trying to get rid of him: it's not you. It's the motor home...
Lmfao, exactly
Dont you love how you just watched a man who's house burnt down get kicked out of a moter home by his own mom
It’s NOT SAD AT ALL :D
No it makes me sad..
Poor will
Don't you mean MOTHER HOME?!
Why do they want the motor home back so bad? They use that shit every week end or what?
Not... necessarily
“You’re trying to get rid of us”
“Not....necessarily”
Wow, what a mom. :/
Mans lost his house and his moms like "I just want my second part time home back..." :(
WELL NO BUT ACTUALLY YES
friggin broke my heart. happy i have a mom who loves me. sad my dad is dead, but not that sad.
ass cheeks
I'd serenely like to
My sister is a dental hygienist and learned these HORROR stories in school about people scraping their enamel off using "activated charcoal" hacks. People will have lifelong problems doing that. It's most definitely not harmless!
I'm pretty certain the worst out of the bunch was _lemon juice and baking soda._ That "toothpaste" is just acid and abrasive.
11:27 That is literally like a 5th grader and their teacher
YES
The best part is that Caretaker is actually a 5th grade teacher.
@@mrfosilman I think the commenter knew that
You are wrong. It is the perfect example of primates poop-flinging tendencies being displayed in a human. The response was an example of a human who has evolved past these poop flinging tendencies or only appreciates it when they themselves are flinging the poop.
Williams mum: I want the motor home back
William: *pulls off draw handle and glues it to phone*
Rebellius
drawer
Drawer
drawer
Drawer
“Who’s gonna clean this?”
*looks at Michael*
“You wanna make five bucks?”
^that’s sibling culture right there
and then he's just like "fuuuuuuuu"
Wait what? You call beating the shit of each other "five bucks" or I'm missing something?
Waaaaaa
Wait I’m confused are they siblings
@@indymay5760 bruh Michael is from hawaii. His mom is filipino.
Mom: pulls the "Not necesarrily" card. All moms do.
“This is why people die of diseases that can be cured or vaccinated against.” Truly ahead of his time
Came here to find this comment
Maybe it was as true then as it is now.
Petition to give that small Filipino child and Camera Guy an allowance from William.
sorry kiddo your parents are getting a divorce
No
@Mega Weeb Nation yes
Or 40, one or the other
The only one that looks remotely Filipino is cameramanjohn
I can't stop laughing, but every time i hear, "so apparently we aren't allowed to... anymore" my heart breaks a little bit. Keep on trooping forward.
Why can't he use certain things?
@@TyeTaylor far as i know his house had burnt down and he had to live on a motor home with his mon
@@lukelblitz3627 How did he burn his house down? He also didn't have insurance?
@@SI0AX "how did he burn the house down"
he fucks with electricity daily
@@SI0AX the wild fires in Cali got it
2:04 every 8 year old trying to record a video with their friends
Jeue
Same but I do it by myself... I don't have irl friends... Just online friends ;w;
I was completely lost on what this channel was supposed to be but Michael's presence somehow cleared everything up
I just saw a man, whose house burned down due to the devastating Cali wildfires, have to live in a cramped motor home with his wife, and get kicked out said motor home by his own MOTHER, breakdown into tears to the news, then convert that moment into a comedy moment. I want that kind of stress-energy in my life.
You really don't
Isn't that just manic depression?
You really think they would include footage of his mom kicking him out on a video? It's not like he films his entire life and shares it with the world. They've certainly talked about his living situation before.
From the GoFundMe campaign to buy a new home:
“My parents who live across town were evacuated as well, and their house is standing as of now, but the neighborhood I grew up in is absolutely destroyed:
Currently my parents, sister, Chelsea, and I are living in a motor home (parents') with two cats and a dog that won't stop farting. I don't have much of a plan right now other than moving back in with my parents, but their house won't be habitable for several weeks due to potential lead/asbestos contamination, no power/gas, and contaminated tap water.”
Five people were living in that RV. That's why his mom was trying to help him find a new house.
I wouldn't
*looks at ambulance passing by* “Good luck!” Such a pure soul he is
yah
Smashing Old Stuff this deserves more likes cause it’s so truuuueeeee
Imagine getting a notification of some idiot saying...
"E"
Now remember, he either lived with or still lives with Michael reeves
@@paradoxous6497”E”
William: Talks about wanting 5 minute crafts to be banned
*A year later*
Scarce: Well it turns out that 5 Minute Crafts has been banned for spreading false information
*William predicted the future*
Theyre still alive and scamming for views though
Banned?
@@academyjason I thought that channel was taken down
@@firestar-fz2rw Taken down
Troom troom next PLEASE
Even though he keeps an amazing attitude, you can still see how pissed he is with these hacks
I’m a dentist
If you scrub your teeth with those products first you will remove some colorations and it may look as if it works BUT if used too much you will remove the enamel and show more of your dentin which is YELLOW
So on the long run you actually make your teeth yellower...
Motovlog France my mum said my teeth have always been sort of yellow. Is it possible that teeth are not naturally white?
@@chris2944 Enamel is naturally white; dentine however is yellow. Enamel is the hard layer that covers dentine, so if your teeth are completely healthy and clean they should be white, because you're only supposed to see the enamel.
Jake the Astronaut bones are usually white but teeth are not bones.
"The enamel itself is a blueish white colour, but it is also somewhat translucent so the yellow of the dentine beneath it shows through to make *the overall colour of the teeth either light grey or light yellow* ."
Jake the Astronaut yeah I don’t blame you for thinking they are bones though.
“Hey Gary, WHERES MY MONEY! Oh I owe you money”
Too real man, too real.
With that nice house, I’m sure your right
I’m not joking I scrolled down and read that and then he said it
Fun fact technically only Milwaukee makes the sawzall every other company legally have to call it a reciprocating saw
You mean like Kleenex, Zerox, and Crescent? You can be too successful. Companies might not be able to use that term generally; but I assure you that the general population can and does.
Fun fact, only Milwaukee cares.
@@jdotoz lol
as someone who is not a tool guy, i have literally never heard the term "sawzall", but have heard reciprocating saw plenty.
6:38 "cheapest dirtiest wood we can get our hands on"
*cries in current year lumber prices*
Those were the days
I like how the fire extinguisher is being used for memes rather than being saved in case of a heated situation
Ironic.
he should have used it to save his house, pretty easy, use it to bring a bucket of water with the time machine.
maybe the fire extinguisher was for saving his house
@@lerquian1970
r/woooosh
@@rouge5140 the one that burnt
This video is literally just you screwing around for 13 minutes.
Keep it up
The quality content I subscribed for.
@@linkthegandorfslayer the standard of quality is quite high then
That and he slowly but surely gets worked up about how terrible life hacks are lol
it was the best, its pretty funny xD
*all of your videos are literally just you screwing around for 13 minutes.
Wow it’s amazing how I can pause William’s video and come back in and hour and still not know what’s going on.
0:34 That was some pretty slick rick rolling.
Cameraman john is actually howtobasic confirmed
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He doesn’t want us to hear the Aussie accent-brilliant!
*I’M HOWTOBASIC!!!!!*
Left-handed: check
Always behind the camera: check
Sounds: hmm?
CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS
Dude when his mom kicked him out he actually came to tears and used comedy to mask it. William is hiding stress. Take it easy man :(
he is gay
That's actually true, holy shit. I hope everything works out for him!
Stop being beta snowflakes
It might just be bc he was fake crying lol, sometimes my eyes water when i fake cry
@@franzpattison Yes
This is really helpful and works a treat every time.
If you pound a nail in part way with a hammer and it stops going in, get your gun. Put the barrel of the gun over the nail so the nail head in inside the gun barrel. All it takes is a little push on the trigger and that nail is either dirven in the wall or you are driven to the hospital.
after being homeless three times in my life and never receiving a hug from my mother, i had to stop watching at 3:15. liked vid anyway tho
Hey - this is a 7 month old comment but I hope you're doing okay
1 year old comment. I also hope you're doing okay.
1 year 2 week old comment but hope ur doing okay
@@thejeffertonshow929 one year 3 weeks old comment but I hope your doing okay
One year 3 weeks and 4 days
You're probably fine now
Michael is now officially your child.
you sure he's not his dad
somewhere between 8 and 35 years old.
Reeeee333eee!
"Are you tired of stubbing your toe on the... *looks around* "
Me, seeing the limited room space: EVERYTHING?
*T O I L E T*
4:29 Thats what paper plates are for.
8:58 that woman is a Fricking android
Just sell Michael's car and buy a laser cutter, it's not like he can drive it till he's 16 anyway.
I somehow read that as "Just sell Michael"
yeah, I think they can re-buy a car in 6 years too
Sebastian Calo I mean that’s a good idea too
7:05 thank god that no one would bake with sawdust
William: Yeah right?! ...
Oh god🤣
How much sawdust can you put in a rice crispy treat before people notice?
@@julians.2597 nah it was 100%
haHAA
Idc if I have to deal with William constantly shorting out the power, or Michael tazing the shit out of me every once in a while; I'd give anything to live with these guys💙
12:23
William: you wanna make 5 bucks?
Michael: wa-
Omg we have the same kettle! Life hack: put plastic fish inside for kettle fish bubble bath tank
Hello
Tom Stanton I am subscribed
hi tom i am subbed
I also have that kettle
William: *Sits in pile of oatmeal, cancerous sawdust, and spiderwebs*
"Do life hacks make things worse?"
...
Did you say oatmeal?
1 2 oatmeal Kirby is a pink guy
1 2 oatmeal because Kirby’s very cuuuuute
Raelfeyna yes
Mr. Gentleman ahhh simple flips memes
7:53 this is literally how the robotics team at my school fastens
You’d be terrified how many things are held together by zip ties, they are brilliant for wiring especially
I love how his mom was just like “Oh-“
And smiled when he shot the nerf gun at her
11:45 michael looks like their grandma that is living with them
the accuracy of this comment is unreal!
I thought it was someone's grandma at first, no shit.
I came here to look if someone mentioned it
I thought it was a grandma at first, haha
Looks like Conswaila from family guy.
william: "wow these videos are useless"
william: *makes video of him sucking oatmeal out of plastic wrap*
like, hes only doing it because lifehacks said its cool
"This is why people die of diseases they could be vacated from" man those words hit hard right now
Your "i'm done" video triggered me to watch all your videos I missed. They're great!
Ah another sweet video of William hanging out with his adopted 12 year old child
Dad of the year
Kidnapped
@@AL-kc1nb an hour later
CZcams actually breaks
“What’s the dirtiest cheapest kind of wood we can get”
*grabs small sheet of OSB*
I don’t think I’ve ever seen William actually describe what they’re doing with such accuracy
:0
i was laughing at the innuendo of him talking about getting the worst, dirtiest wood, then he transitions to grabbing a sheet of OSB and i just about lost it
5:00
that is... honestly an amazingly good point.
William: wow this is amazing
also William *pulls drawer knob off immediately*
I'm starting to feel like Camera man John is actually HowToBasics
They did that
I though William was going back in time to stop his house from burning
F
F
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F
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William shoots nerf dart with pop-it and scares his mom and laughes with the most 9 year old kid voice I can imagine. He’s an adult child.
watch william get kicked out by his mum for 13 minutes
1:32 "William just Rages" conspiracy theory: William doesn't have a voice, it's been camera man John voicing the whole time.
👍
What if he IS cameraman John
Jahvon Abrigo penis
Hopefully the Cameraman John reveal will have as much hype as the HowToBasic reveal.
@@TheEvanAndrews and it turns out cameraman john is just Vsauce.
NO, I'M CAMERAMAN JOHN.
The internet: single use plastics are killing the planet !
Also the internet: use cling film on top of a plate so u don't have to wash it after hehe
@TyetheRebel it really does
Which doesn’t make sense cuz that’s what paper plates are fpr
Apple hey apple
Apple hey
Apple hey apple
Honestly Johns my favorite person ever
Been watching a bunch of random videos, but I love the shopping/hardware store background music in all of them, never change that! :D
First you get kicked out of your parents house then you get kicked out of your parents motorhome... I guess that is just live :(
That is just live
That is just live
That is just live
Live,laugh,love
When Live Give You Lemons
william lives with his care taker and his 10 years old, michael
Don't forget the floating hands and feet named John
Your vids don't need an insane thumbnail, the vids are insane enough 😂 Love them all
I rarely loughed so much longer seeing you emptied the plate into the tray. I love that kind of absurd humour
Yea lets put sugar and citric acid on our teet and scrub nice and hard!
How to get rid of pesky enamel in 2 easy steps!
I've seen baking soda and peroxide being used as a way to brighten smiles but to only use 1 or 2 times a day
@@kevinrhodes7714 *a week
On your teet lmao
Ah yes the teet
Lmao
At 11:44 I literally thought Michael in the background was someones grandma
SAME
Bro i literally commented that 😂😂😂
But it's literally Michael
he's a 12 yr old
He looks like a young grandma, a teenage girl and a 12-year-old all at once
I'm so happy I found your channel. You give me hope for life.
An opening with Tardis noises! This is going to be good
This is the backstory of how Camera Man John evolved into HowtoBasic
That is so canon
At the end of the video when Reeves made an appearance I legit thought he was Osman's grandma or cleaning lady Lolol. Im sorry Reeves. Im sorry
Even after reading this comment I still thought that :|
Ahahahaha omfg
Why am i laughing so hard.
OH MY GOSH...LOL
Do you and Micheal live together now? Or did he just fly out for a convention or something?
I thought the same...
I love finding a new channel like this bc theres plenty of great videos to binge
3:24 Will was 4 years early with that joke
That plastic idea was terrible it defeats the purpose of having a reusable plate. It’s so wasteful.
Not to mention it promotes unnecessary trash at the cost of laziness.
And it’s probably not very healthy eating off plastic that was heated.
Also the fact that any hot food would melt the plastic and have it leach into the food...
But it's a *_lifehack_*
You could've just bought a stack of paper plates
the new season of doctor who looks great
Sam Wooten IT LOOKS AWEFUL! I hate her. More people died in that episode then in a whole series of Matt Smith!
@@leopriest133 yeah. The Doctor should be a bit unhinged, but she's like a schizophrenic chimp with ADD. On meth. However this doctor, William Osman and his cardboard Tardis, is the best we have ever had.
Leo Priest IN THIS HOUSE WE RESPECT JODIE WHITTAKER
Playing with wall power is never boring I find it quite energizing it’s really shocking to see some of the things they come up with!
This is jut too wholesome:)
You made my day bro , keep it up
I thought Michael was a 79yo Salvadoran grandma.
That person is a dude? I literally thought the same thing.
same
Me too omg
Dios mío, pensé que era mi abuelita
LMAO SAME
First video I'm watching after the great CZcams crash of October, thank god Netflix was up
Same i saw the blacksmith and the Devil
I was watching nitro circus
The what?
I watched Carrie on Amazon...
Indeed
5:53 How jelly fruit candies were brought up
7:40 I am William osman and you're watching the Disney Channel.
Finding out that you and Michael Reeves moved in together was one of the happiest moments of my life.
I agree
Wait that's a real thing
@@lucasgardner6189 yes lol. He's moved from Hawaii.
I want to know why its amazing that they moved in together.
@@Nitrodino7875 well, a crazy programmer with shitty bots and mindblowing concepts, and a DIY madman with a passion for zipties, what could go wrong ? And they both make videos so we will see all of it !
If life hacks were real, they would quickly become the standard way of doing things.
Adnan A I saw one that said "make water boil faster by putting a lid on the pot" and I lapsed into a fugue state for 3 days
Stephanie Rideout 😂😂😂
I saw one of how to tie your shoelaces faster, and now I literally can't remember how to tie them the old way.
They started out as something that was more like hacking a computer. Some were actually hard to implement, but produced higher returns on time invested.
such as the plastic bag on plate "hack" , it's very common in Asian night markets.
when tap water is not available, it produce less trash than plastic plates. it would be useful when camping.
"SAWZALL!!" Followed by the most sawzall looking heart I've seen lol
This channel is so chill
life hack spend 3-4 years being an apprentice to a carpenter and then build your own house.
Mang Crow thatll show em
Life hack dont pay for a house just work on construction and make your own
Maybe I’m just really high but until Will said “Michael” I legitimately thought he was their grandmother the whole time.
You look like that vegan teacher 40 years ago
@@SimonP6 why would you say that😂😂😂
“Wow, that’s amazing”
I love how William is literally a child
I dunno, William. I think this might be one of the funniest videos on this channel yet!
Ambulance goes by....
William: GOOD LUCK!!
That heart gets me every time
11:56
I like how you can just hear michaels distant
*eugh-ing*
Yes, I am tired of stubbing my toe on the toilet! How did you know?
123. 456 oh chet
All of these videos just have this charm of being ridiculously unprofessional. I like it.
When william is laughing to her mom. Its a sign for help..
1:16 Did someone say my name
Mom has difficult moment to tell her own son leave Williams response is to make it a meme
Didnt he get a bunch of money donated from the fire? He should just buy his own rv or build a house in a rural area.
@@SuperHoneyOil wasn't he living with Michael Reeves?
@@leumasgh yeah this is back in time, his mom was just trying to help find options before the Reeves thing happened
now that he's living with Michael Reeves can Michael Reeves release more videos?
He was genuinely in tears, so yeah great meme hah.
Life hack videos:
20% Clickbait thumbnail
50% Hot glue
30% cardboard
no, 100%
*T O O T H P A S T E*
50% sea
50% weed
100% bullshit
once i saw a thumbnail for a life hack video that was a few small fan moters glued to a 9v battery
Pikel 100% clickbait
I was confused by why the sirens in the background continued into them at the hardware store, and then I realized that wasn’t in the video, it was outside my apartment
You really cheer me up thank you