Jek Porkins saves the Day! (Star Wars recut / Porkins tribute)

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  • čas přidán 3. 02. 2017
  • Through the magic of video editing, Porkins survives his brush with death when he CAN hold it. He then goes on to save several of his fellow pilots, as well as take out Darth Vader and the Death Star.
    Also, some Y-Wings fly upside down.
    Actual/canon background for Jek Porkins:
    Jek Tono Porkins was a male human trader and pilot from Bestine. He decided to abandon his homeworld after the Galactic Empire moved in and developed a new military base there, and he ended up joining the Alliance to Restore the Republic.
    In 0 BBY, Jek Porkins flew an X-wing starfighter for in the Rebel Alliance Starfighter Corps during the Battle of Scarif. The battle ended with the theft of the technical readouts for the Death Star, a moon-sized Imperial battlestation.
    During the Battle of Yavin, Porkins flew a T-65B X-wing starfighter as part of Red Squadron, where his callsign was "Red Six." When Garven Dreis ordered the destruction of one of the deflection towers on the surface of the space station, Biggs Darklighter and Porkins both destroyed it with their starfighter's laser cannons. Porkins' craft struck debris from the tower and began to malfunction, causing him to drift over the Imperial turbolaser batteries mounted on the surface. Ignoring Biggs' warning to eject from the craft, Porkins was killed almost instantly by ground fire.
    Source:
    starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jek_To...
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Komentáře • 125

  • @jdcapps21
    @jdcapps21 Před 7 lety +75

    If only Jek had actually been able to hold it... He was the hero we deserved, but not the one we needed at that time. RIP

    • @MrOnomatopoiea
      @MrOnomatopoiea Před 6 lety +5

      Luke Skywalker has nothing on the legend that is Porkins....

  • @ozzy7102
    @ozzy7102 Před 7 lety +123

    We need a spin off movie about Porkins.

    • @legovideosrock
      @legovideosrock Před 7 lety +25

      Jek Prokins - A Star Wars story

    • @freeriding666
      @freeriding666 Před 7 lety +13

      How Porkins stole Jabba's nachos and saved the galaxy by tripping wires in that Endor shield generator.

    • @gumdeo
      @gumdeo Před 6 lety +3

      I CAN HOLD IT - A Porkins Story.

    • @MrXxsoulessniperxx
      @MrXxsoulessniperxx Před 5 lety +2

      I can see the title now.
      The insulin strikes back.

    • @lgosuberalles4336
      @lgosuberalles4336 Před 4 lety

      Betus wars

  • @InSanic13
    @InSanic13 Před 7 lety +42

    Porkins was, in fact, one of the Rebellion's best pilots.

    • @SpiffoGaming
      @SpiffoGaming Před 4 lety +1

      No joke

    • @kenobi6257
      @kenobi6257 Před 4 lety +6

      Yes, but on a Y-Wing

    • @happyears21694
      @happyears21694 Před rokem +2

      Garven was probably a better pilot because he flew a T-16 Skyhopper, a Z-95 Headhunter, a R-22 Spearhead and a BTL Y-Wing asides the T-65 X-Wing. Jek was a T-16 Skyhopper champion though.

    • @keepitsecret-dl1pr
      @keepitsecret-dl1pr Před 4 měsíci

      he said "one of the best", not "the best", can you read bro?@@happyears21694

  • @NikoATATKD
    @NikoATATKD Před 7 lety +38

    The most underrated hero of the rebel alliance

  • @dhwwiiexpert
    @dhwwiiexpert Před 6 lety +29

    *I C A N H O L D I T !*

  • @DrewPicklesTheDark
    @DrewPicklesTheDark Před 6 lety +13

    I love how each fandom has a fan favorite minor character.

  • @the430movie
    @the430movie Před 7 lety +29

    Remember....... The fat will be with you........always......

  • @sugdolomar
    @sugdolomar Před 7 lety +29

    even vader respects him.

  • @kono5933
    @kono5933 Před 7 lety +47

    Porkins was actually just like Luke, he flew a T-16 and was epic, and he didn't care much until the empire took over his home. If only he actually had the force, he would be as good. Looking back, Luke nearly died three times!

    • @germanicelt
      @germanicelt Před 6 lety +1

      Luke - no Mary Sue.

    • @happyears21694
      @happyears21694 Před 2 lety

      Was Garven Dreis actually just like Luke too?

    • @kono5933
      @kono5933 Před 2 lety

      @@happyears21694 I guess so, yeah. Pretty sure in legends he flew with anakin as a child and was also good but not as good as anakin

    • @happyears21694
      @happyears21694 Před 2 lety

      So how come Garven didn't use the force even though he flew with Anakin then?

    • @kono5933
      @kono5933 Před 2 lety

      @@happyears21694 cause Garven Dreis didn't have access to the force, or at least didn't trust it if he somehow did

  • @danielheartfire614
    @danielheartfire614 Před 6 lety +24

    Maybe Rey is Porkins daughter. Maybe she can "hold it" for Luke in the next movie.

  • @ozzy7102
    @ozzy7102 Před 7 lety +37

    A true hero.

  • @hendrik7354
    @hendrik7354 Před 3 lety +5

    Porkins literally giving the rebels a loss count of zero for that battle and holding it

  • @MrOnomatopoiea
    @MrOnomatopoiea Před 6 lety +8

    "I'm right with you, Red 3!" says the the greatest rebel of all time!

  • @liamdalemon1525
    @liamdalemon1525 Před 2 lety +5

    I love how they took no casualties! Porkins saved everyone!

  • @MrMisterDerp
    @MrMisterDerp Před 4 lety +3

    For porkins’ valuable effort against the Death Star, he will be given double rations!
    But sir!!! He already receives 10 men’s worth a day!!

  • @somerandomjester3804
    @somerandomjester3804 Před 4 lety +4

    I thought I'm The Only One Who Loved Jek Porkins
    Gladly There Are Some
    The Love Is Strong On This One...

  • @GibusLesPaul69420
    @GibusLesPaul69420 Před 4 lety +11

    I’m a little late but I jus love the fact of how you’re giving these rebel pilots more screen time than the movie does

    • @btly-wing6531
      @btly-wing6531  Před 4 lety +4

      There's much more editing fodder in the Death Star attack than most people would think, so its lots of fun to work with

  • @DonVigaDeFierro
    @DonVigaDeFierro Před 3 lety +6

    "You can hold it, Porkins" - Obi-Wan Kenobi.

    • @happyears21694
      @happyears21694 Před rokem

      Jek Tono Porkins: Cut the chatter, Ben! Just leave me be!

  • @lieutenantnomad9198
    @lieutenantnomad9198 Před 6 lety +12

    "I'm right with you."

  • @cornquistador
    @cornquistador Před 7 lety +24

    really good editing on this one

  • @keepitsecret-dl1pr
    @keepitsecret-dl1pr Před 4 měsíci

    "he was the best star pilot in the galaxy, and a cunning warrior" - Obi-Wan reflecting on Glorious Comrade Porkins

  • @macetotheface2391
    @macetotheface2391 Před 6 lety +6

    Not the hero we need, but the one we deserve

  • @tr33s.91
    @tr33s.91 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Spamming the same 4 lines and the cockpit rumbling was fucking hilarious 🤌🏼👌🏼

  • @Ghost7065
    @Ghost7065 Před 4 lety +3

    He CAN hold it!!

  • @darthvapor5890
    @darthvapor5890 Před 7 lety +9

    Star Wars Episode VII-VIII-IX: Porkins Revenge

  • @glendamoncayo7641
    @glendamoncayo7641 Před 5 lety +3

    Who just loves Porkins

  • @Madnessonman
    @Madnessonman Před 7 lety +6

    OK now show him when he gets back to base and Leia hugs him.

  • @SpiffoGaming
    @SpiffoGaming Před 4 lety +3

    It's truly amazing
    This mist be really difficult as he dies so quickly there is so little footage to work with
    Most impressive

  • @Cybermat47
    @Cybermat47 Před 6 lety +4

    He could hold it. He *could* hold it.

  • @MrLabowski
    @MrLabowski Před 4 lety +4

    Man this makes me think that the rebels are bad pilots because when they come to the death star i saw hundreds of ships but when they blew it up i only saw a few of them left

    • @astronomybrainiac
      @astronomybrainiac Před 2 lety +2

      Nah, they saw that Porkins was right with you, and could hold it. So they knew that they weren't needed and went home.

  • @chrisn5333
    @chrisn5333 Před 7 lety +8

    Exe. (Im right with you) has crashed

  • @Skarrz72
    @Skarrz72 Před 3 měsíci

    William Hootkins, who played Porkins, would love this.
    LOL, that very ending after the credits.

  • @thebutterontop1332
    @thebutterontop1332 Před 5 lety +5

    Real ending.
    Porkins dodged the lasers he just flew away. And Porkins waited. And when Luke fired those shots. It failed.. but porkins came and fired and was successful! The Death Star exploded. But Porkins took an alternate route and ended up on Tatooine! Where he did absolutely nothing

  • @stardude2006
    @stardude2006 Před 6 lety +8

    Okay
    This is too Awesome...
    Porkins is everywhere !!!!
    Look to the left ...
    I'm right with you !...
    Look up , --- I'm right with you!
    LMAO !!!!!
    Good editing!

  • @Barrobroadcastmaster
    @Barrobroadcastmaster Před 7 lety +15

    This was amazing.
    Edit: this *is* amazing.

  • @JbJbJb009
    @JbJbJb009 Před 7 lety +29

    maybe you made porkins get the medal instead of Luke

  • @CassDaMan1138
    @CassDaMan1138 Před 7 lety +7

    Well...he was one of the Tierfon Aces

  • @germanicelt
    @germanicelt Před 6 lety +2

    Porkins eat so many Midichlorians, he became strong with the Force.

  • @RJres
    @RJres Před 3 dny

    Fact - Jek Porkins once shot down a TIE Fighter by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"

  • @bryanhodges6747
    @bryanhodges6747 Před 7 lety +6

    I can hold it!

  • @rhine3740
    @rhine3740 Před 4 měsíci

    When Leia is awarding Porkins his medal. He puts out his hand and says he can hold it.

  • @flashlightfreek
    @flashlightfreek Před 7 lety +7

    W H A T
    THIS WAS GREAT!!!!!😎😂😁
    impressive most impressive

  • @perfectionbox
    @perfectionbox Před 3 lety +1

    Leia regrets making the quip about how if they survive, she'll sleep with the hero of the rebellion

  • @stardude2006
    @stardude2006 Před 6 lety +4

    May the Pork Be With You All

  • @pneuman7161
    @pneuman7161 Před 5 lety +2

    This just made my day!

  • @unteroffitzierschultz4288

    I'm right with ya . . . !

  • @happyears21694
    @happyears21694 Před 2 lety +1

    I like how he saved Jon Vander's or Dex Tiree's life.

  • @BuckySeifert
    @BuckySeifert Před 3 lety +2

    Porkins: A Star Wars Story

  • @TranslatedAssumption
    @TranslatedAssumption Před 5 měsíci

    Twice the Pork, double the Hold!

  • @happyears21694
    @happyears21694 Před 2 lety +1

    6 "I can hold it"'s
    6 "I'm right with you"'s

  • @perfectionbox
    @perfectionbox Před 3 lety +1

    Leia: I knew there was more to you than cheeseburgers! 🥰

  • @fuckyomamafuckyosisterfuck6136

    "I, going in, COVER ME PORKINS!" - BIGGS
    " I CAN HOLD IT’ - PORKINS
    ‘PULL UP , PULL UP’ - BIGGS.

  • @Bondfan1995
    @Bondfan1995 Před rokem

    Brought You A Little Snack, Vader.

  • @porflepopnecker4376
    @porflepopnecker4376 Před 3 lety

    Yay, Porkins!

  • @keepitsecret-dl1pr
    @keepitsecret-dl1pr Před 4 měsíci

    'Jek Porkins vs. The World'

  • @RaymondJonesrejlive
    @RaymondJonesrejlive Před 3 lety +1

    I figured he just had to go really bad

  • @freeriding666
    @freeriding666 Před 7 lety +15

    So Porkins bangs Leia in the end?

    • @richardched6085
      @richardched6085 Před 7 lety +5

      freeriding666 just like Luke did!

    • @kendog84bsc
      @kendog84bsc Před 7 lety +1

      That's not how it ended!?

    • @BloodlustBeast
      @BloodlustBeast Před 7 lety +7

      he can hold it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

    • @freeriding666
      @freeriding666 Před 7 lety +6

      +Richard Ched Where to you think Rey came from? Ooops shouln't have spoiled that!

    • @richardched6085
      @richardched6085 Před 7 lety +4

      freeriding666 leia was carrying Luke's child for 15 years. Which means Rey and Kylo inhabited the same womb for 9 months in 5 ABY. Rey finally finished development in 15 or 19 ABY and was born. She now has over 2 Billion midicloriens​ due to taking 15 years to develop as opposed to the standard 9 months.

  • @stormgamer555vss8
    @stormgamer555vss8 Před 6 lety +1

    Porkins respawned as poe dameron

  • @theinvestigator6004
    @theinvestigator6004 Před 3 lety +1

    *Porkins* a Star Wars story

  • @enchanted4542
    @enchanted4542 Před 4 lety +1

    This time I could hold it

  • @legovideosrock
    @legovideosrock Před 7 lety

    Jek Porkins?
    More like
    Kek
    Porkins
    (pain)

  • @garygood6804
    @garygood6804 Před 6 lety +3

    Porkins doin' work. Noobs Better pick up the pace

  • @user-cm7zf8mi3g
    @user-cm7zf8mi3g Před 3 měsíci

    SUPER PORKINS

  • @cheezysalt456
    @cheezysalt456 Před 2 lety

    He was able to hold it.

  • @happyears21694
    @happyears21694 Před 2 lety +1

    How come after it entered into the exhaust port also impacted the surface as well?

  • @carolinaandrade1992
    @carolinaandrade1992 Před 3 lety

    dud if this happeds JEK PORKINS needs to be the LEADER of the REDS

  • @kendog84bsc
    @kendog84bsc Před 7 lety

    Is there any chance you make a video of Death Star exploding instead of Belloq's head at the end of Indiana Jones Raiders the lost ark?

  • @ricardomolinalemus1249

    I can hold it

  • @cadeellsworth140
    @cadeellsworth140 Před 7 lety +1

    Are you going to make a force awakens edit?

  • @user-cx1dq1xn8v
    @user-cx1dq1xn8v Před 5 lety

    PORKINS FOR EVER

  • @happyears21694
    @happyears21694 Před 2 lety +1

    Is anyone gonna do the same thing for Biggs Darklighter or Wedge Antilles? The problem for Jon Vander, Davish Krail or Dex Tiree is that the targeting computer is different to the X-Wing ones.

    • @btly-wing6531
      @btly-wing6531  Před 2 lety +2

      Wedge would work well because there's multiple shots of him both in the trench and flying over the Death Star. The Y-Wings don't really get screen time outside of the trench, which is another issue with using any of those pilots - I'd probably need to pull in cutscenes from stuff like Rogue Squadron II/III to pull that off

    • @happyears21694
      @happyears21694 Před rokem +1

      @@btly-wing6531 I did both. One that is like similar to this for the time Wedge did it. One that is almost half of the battle with only Biggs, Wedge and Luke in their attack run only having either Luke or Wedge (who were providing cover for Biggs) almost killed but saved by Garven and he destroyed the Death Star. I also had the audio of Obi-Wan saying "Trust your feelings" and "Remember, the force will be with you, always" with a close shot of him for the time Biggs did it.

  • @happyears21694
    @happyears21694 Před 2 lety +1

    It's good but I'd still have Garven Dreis destroying the Death Star.

  • @happyears21694
    @happyears21694 Před rokem +1

    How does your videos not get claimed on copyright that people can't see but you can? I uploaded a longer version of Garven Dreis destroying the Death Star again. I've done a short one and a long one.

  • @blackpanther995
    @blackpanther995 Před 7 lety +1

    Если бы всё было так легко

  • @xshadionytpx7891
    @xshadionytpx7891 Před 4 lety

    Lol he did it

  • @docnathan3959
    @docnathan3959 Před 5 lety +1

    So no rebel died in the battle

    • @happyears21694
      @happyears21694 Před 2 lety

      Nope. It says in the description that he then goes on to save several of his fellow pilots.

  • @voodazz
    @voodazz Před 6 lety

    Porkins: The original Mary Sue... or Gary Stu... whatever...

  • @xshadionytpx7891
    @xshadionytpx7891 Před 4 lety

    Got a problem here

  • @carolinaandrade1992
    @carolinaandrade1992 Před 3 lety

    2:45 *MEANWHILE ON THE BRAIN GOLD LEADER* i think a gold pilot died: :3 seconds later: WTF

  • @JarJarStudiosPlus
    @JarJarStudiosPlus Před 7 lety +1

    Oyle mui mui disen bombad!

  • @jonsangels2465
    @jonsangels2465 Před rokem +1

    Although still quite obese, losing that single pound really helped himself and the entire Rebel Alliance.