It’s not only a sentence nonono! It’s also an idea someone had and then that someone presented it to other people that APPROVED that idea! And after that that idea was sent to more people who animated and voiced that idea! And after all of that SOME MORE PEOPLE APPROVED IT AND THEN IT GOT RELEASED
@@buzter8135 Are you kidding? The voice acting for the bosses and the side characters are phenomenal! Just so much emotion and subtlety within each character.
@@thesnatcher3616 I was speaking positively about dark souls, in case you're referring to xenblade, its standard but it clashes with some horrendous dialogue and that is painful to listen to.
Xenoblade 1 definitely did the "losing to an enemy in a cutscene" thing better by only letting you get them to half HP or so and making them a higher level so it was a struggle to actually get there. No idea why in 2 they decided to make you go through an entire health bar and watch them fucking die right in front of you only for them then to shit on you in a cutscene.
I THINK they do this so you didn't think "Holly shit, i need to get his health to 0? Better go grind" when you actually don't need to. Probably they made this so they could use the Rage mechanic, if the bosses only got to 1/2 the health,, they would not activate it. -- SPOILER ALLERT FROM XENO 2 -- But is strange cause they sometimes do it like in Xeno 1, like in the fight when you get the awakened Pyra/Mythra. I thought i was too weak for Malos and Jin together and go out to do more quests and grind, but actually i just needed to take down less then 1/2 the HP of one of them.
@@adv78, maybe, but even so, if they did it early on, you'd probably get it. In 1 it happens in the 1st metal face fight so you understand that it may happen again, especially against certain enemies established to be beyond you. They could have done the same with the ch. 1 malos fight and we'd expect later in the game and not go grind
@@benwykes4736 Yeh, i'm not defending this decision. I'm just pointing out what they should have thinked. Btw, i am a huge fan of Xenoblade 1, being my favorite RPG and one of my favorite games of all time, played Xeno 2 last week, and just now seeing the reception in the internet, i'm being seeing A LOT of hate for the game. Personally, i think the game has its problems, weabb as hell, worst story than the first, bosses winning in the cutscene after lose in the fight, etc. But i also thinks despite that is a really good game, and some things, i even prefer than one, like the combat system being more tactical and more strategical. The first game is better in most ways, but i'm seeing a toxical side of the 1's fanbase that i did not see before, hating some things just cause their different and some free hate without much reason in some areas. It's just me or this is really a thing?
It might seem like Dunkey is exaggerating the number of tutorials, but this game gives you a tutorial 80 hours into the game in the final goddamn chapter.
Some Guy to be fair its for a story mechanic added then. The main tutorials are over by around the 16th hour as he said (he shows tutorials from earlier after that point)
@Shaman Xeed Or, getting a tutorial 16 hours into the game is just bad game design when so much of the play time is already dedicated to so much reading. I'm 30 hours into the first Xenoblade and I never felt like I've had to read through as many tutorials as Xenoblade 2 through at me in 15.
@Shaman Xeed How am I being a hypocrite? The game doesn't pace out any of its systems properly like the first does, and the tutorials are even overly convoluted and poorly explained. Xenoblade 2 does not achieve having fun gameplay until around 20-30 hours in, even by admission of some of its more die-hard fans. Players who picked up Xenoblade and Xenoblade X, myself included, had a game up and running within the first hour or so and those games stayed enjoyable throughout. Like what Reggie said, "If your game is not fun, why bother?"
@Josh Thorpe there's a few I like. I liked the couple Final Fantasys I've played, and a few Dragon Quests. Scarlet Nexus is pretty good too. But ya, they can be really hard to like a lot of the time for me. They usually have fantastic interesting worlds, stories, and characters. But they also make you cringe harder than anything else. Dialog can be really weird and awkward, and have way too much of it. Game mechanics and menus can also be equally weird and overly complicated for no real reason. And they often feel... clunky. Soak up a ton of time and full of padding and general BS. But there are definitely good ones out there.
@@sawdust8691 It sounds like you should try the first 2 Fallout games. They're pretty much JRPGs with none of the "cringe" elements you describe. I'm also going to toss in an obligatory "Try New Vegas" because it really is as good as people say.
Yeah this game has a real pacing problem with the villians, you're dealing with essentially the same team of villians for the entire game, so they keep finding ways to make you win but still lose, it's not well structured
@@chuckbatman5 They should have just given most boss +100% HP, but then make the cutscenes start when they are at 50%. But I mean that would be even more annoying if it happened many times.
@@superbodoque7860 basically, the two women fuse together to become a single OPAF giga-woman. This gigawoman then calls an orbital strike from a Gundam with enough power to glass a planet that she has a neural link to. Cool, huh?
It's basically what wrestlers do. We all know a vast majority of it is scripted and plenty of moves are done in ways to actually minimize the damage to the wrestlers but still things like physical strain happen from these hundreds of pound guys lifting other hundreds of pounds guys, maybe someones timing is off or their body is not where they should be or maybe miscommunication between the wrestlers happens and one wants to throw the guy over the ropes but the guy getting thrown wants to go under and maybe a punch that was only supposed to look like it connected ends up actually connecting and now both guys are covered in blood, they both put their all in to the match solely for the fans enjoyment even at the cost of potentially years of their life. Then as if nothing has happened you got the guy that won the match, now missing one of his front teeth stand tall holding the championship belt over his head and they give him a microphone so he can say "Now, place your hand on my chest."
@@jarrettmaltry6305 well games/anime are an escape of reality and I don't know why people don't like it when there are big-chested girls or maybe I am just too weebish?
Actually, it could be slightly more JRPG. They could've kept the voice lines in Japanese. Or, if they DID decide to dub it, give EVERYONE boring American accents. Like, sure, they may be terrifying but I appreciate the British accents in the actual dub.
Clearly you’ve never heard of Trails of Cold Steel where the main character was adopted by nobles, got trained by a legendary sword master, wields a katana, has special *teleports behind u* “psh nothing personal, kid” powers and he pilots a super special gundam. He can choose to pursue a romantic relationship with virtually all of the girls he knows, who are all ridiculously attractive of course, including his sensei. Most of the girls are thirsty for him but none more so than his adopted little sister, who orgasms a little just from hearing his name. This powerful thirst has also infected the princess of the empire who the little sister is best friends with. Oh, and in the later games he becomes a teacher and can sleep with his students. Also the protagonists of the previous games in this universe (most of whom are far more well rounded characters) show up to suck his dick. Men tremble and kill themselves out of hopelessness just from hearing his signature “Haha...” Women who hear it are instantly converted to his harem forever afterward, disregarding all previous romantic relationships for him. His name is Rean Schwarzer, and men everywhere pray they never run into him.
@@mental_breakdance7227 it's due to the fact that dunkey still thinks very poorly of the character as seen on his reaction to her being in smash. At least that's what I assume the comment meant
*main character logic* No, I can’t fight him. He’s too powerful. But I’ll will shout so loud at the last minute attack that I can win by the power of friendship.
Weebs have a massive persecution complex. They especially can't handle being on the receiving end of jokes as nowadays they're usually the ones attacking everyone else's tastes.
at least this game doesn't have dragged out game over/ loading like other jrpgs, it just goes straight to the checkpoint, which is usually not too far from where you got ko'ed.
Garchomp Chump yeah I never understood why games did that. I can understand games having people go far back progress-wise to make a game more difficult, but going back to the title screen seems excessive unless there was a technical reason for it, which honestly shouldn't be an excuse for any console/or computer past the snes.
It’s still poor design, since it’s like that in all three games and attacks are numbers based and not contact based, so it makes it impossible to run away and dodge their line of sight.
Seriously, not even the main character though. Not only is it another anime sword fighter, it isn't even the main character. Great job Nintendo, thanks for listening!
I remember having a string of epic, challenging, but fair fights that I got through taking me 20 minutes, and literaly as soon as I ended and started walking away I got one shot by a bird I couldnt even hit.
No, they all aggroed you on sight. What games did you play? The difference here is that this Rotabart moves lightning fast across a huge area of the map. Hayreddin was fast, but he stuck in one specific area area, and Rotbart from X1 was indeed slow. But they always have aggroed on sight.
i don't understand why they don't just have them kill you, but if you get their health past lets say 25% then the story progresses, if you don't you just straight up lose like normal
“Why does the Furby that talks like Jar Jar Binks have a sex slave robot?” My entire family stared at me for a good 2 minutes because I was laughing so hard
People are judgmental. And I mean we all are to some extent whether we like it or not. And if you haven’t watched anime, this game will look extremely strange to most people.
Gordon Freemason I never realized how terrible the English lyrics were 😂 Ik the German is pretty good, and I absolutely love the instrumentals probably even more than xenoblade 2.
Unfortunately the worst songs are the ones you'll hear the most, NLA themes case in point, but the rest of the soundtrack is pretty good. Like others have said, the boss songs and area themes in particular are great.
Bacon Ball He has said in past videos that he is bias against RPGs. I like the game as well but everything he said in the video is true and are common problems to JRPGs...
Therapist Thomas Missing the point mate. The game has tutorials until the final chapter... Not to mention this stupid buying tutorials that you want to see again crap.
See but it's not really a "new mechanic". Yes, those are the words I used but they're not really accurate. The "mechanic" that is introduced is not anything super new, just a slight change to the way you play (if you so choose). If you know what "mechanic" I'm referring to you probably agree.
yea i much prefer when games make the fight itself impossible so the cutscene feels appropriate, it just never makes sense when games let you win a fight that you lose as soon as the cutscene starts
I swear most anime shit relies on either the girls or the fighting. Why can't I just have a deformed muscular goblin woman fighting a super huge dog or something?
Commander Grayson This is a fine example that the fan-service in this game is a *bit* too much. The first game had jiggle physics but the default clothing didn't and you could always change to whatever you wanted anyways. The problem now is that even the default outfits for the characters are Otaku fap material and falls to many anime tropes instead of being creative like the 1st game.
^ In most asian countries public schools teach you enough english for you to be able to read. When it comes to speaking and listening you get barely any practice at all. I'd imagine Japan is this way too.
What makes it even worse, you cant find the tutorials anywhere back in the game once you get passed them. The game throws in so many tutorials and the devs didn't think "Hey guys perhaps it would be a good idea to put the tutorials somewhere in a menu so that players could read them again."
Given that the game is selling out everywhere and has been marked higher than retail for a ton of places that still have copies... I think they're doing just fine :P
@@zennbhuddae5331 it shipped some two million copies. While no blockbuster by any means it is still decent for a non-FF JRPG. Bravely Default and Octopath Traveler sold not much more.
@@zennbhuddae5331 it’s sold out because they stopped making physical copies. You could say the same about most GameCube games that aren’t even relevant in the current year
“Touch my chest”
“I like your attitude”
Nic Merritt hahahahaha best comment
"We'll bang, okay?"
Best comment
DantezMaritu *_I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE!!!_*
"I need a BIGGER gun"
"I like your attitude"
"I like your attitude"'
"I like your attitude"
"I think that enemy got, *the point* "
Hah! Good one, Archibald!
@@ninjapotatolorf6237
Gee Archibald, do you or do you not think that the enemy got the point?
"You know what they say: The more the merrier!"
Archibald dies in the end lol
@@Meeba Hah! I think that enemy got, the point!
"Why does the Furby that talks like Jar Jar Binks have a sex slave robot," is a sentence I thought I would never hear come out of anyone's mouth.
It’s not only a sentence nonono! It’s also an idea someone had and then that someone presented it to other people that APPROVED that idea! And after that that idea was sent to more people who animated and voiced that idea! And after all of that SOME MORE PEOPLE APPROVED IT AND THEN IT GOT RELEASED
@@sirpeterbaum4695 Japan gonna Japan
Literally my thinking and why this game pissed me off
But rotbart is a staple of xenoblade.
japanese people what the fuck
Maybe Pyras gimmick in Smash will be that, even if she wins the game, she still loses on the result screen?
I think she’ll show them a thing or three
i like your attitude
THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME!!?!?!
I'm just sad that they did not add A M O N G U S
She has 2 gimmicks, 2 big gimmicks
>Nintendo Switch's greatest feature: Can play home console level games on the go
>Doesn't want to be seen playing this game in public
it's like the Vita, full of games you don't want anyone to see you playing... so you play it in your room, under the covers, alone
in japan they have this screen protector so that only the person looking directly at the screen can see
then again, that's also a bit suspicious
Rarely take my switch in public and my whole family loves anime so... :)
I'd be proud to play this on Switch in public. I wouldn't be caught dead playing shit like Gone Home or Firewatch.
I can't believe I live in world where Gone Home is considered socially acceptable.
So, if a get a bigger gun, and a better attitude, do i become, like, ULTRA POWERFUL?
I hate you!
@@rotciv1492 I'll show you a thing or three
Just got to win the cut scene!
Shadow moses?
You gotta show them a thing or three!
When you start appreciating the fact that all your characters in the Souls games are forever silent
Except for the creepy laughter
and when dying
The Side characters voice acting is legitimately good tho, makes it all the more of a bummer when they go hollow.
@@buzter8135 Are you kidding? The voice acting for the bosses and the side characters are phenomenal! Just so much emotion and subtlety within each character.
@@thesnatcher3616 I was speaking positively about dark souls, in case you're referring to xenblade, its standard but it clashes with some horrendous dialogue and that is painful to listen to.
Xenoblade 1 definitely did the "losing to an enemy in a cutscene" thing better by only letting you get them to half HP or so and making them a higher level so it was a struggle to actually get there. No idea why in 2 they decided to make you go through an entire health bar and watch them fucking die right in front of you only for them then to shit on you in a cutscene.
And in 1, it was only a few times. In this game it is literally every story boss. It made me so mad.
Agreed
I THINK they do this so you didn't think "Holly shit, i need to get his health to 0? Better go grind" when you actually don't need to.
Probably they made this so they could use the Rage mechanic, if the bosses only got to 1/2 the health,, they would not activate it.
-- SPOILER ALLERT FROM XENO 2 --
But is strange cause they sometimes do it like in Xeno 1, like in the fight when you get the awakened Pyra/Mythra.
I thought i was too weak for Malos and Jin together and go out to do more quests and grind, but actually i just needed to take down less then 1/2 the HP of one of them.
@@adv78, maybe, but even so, if they did it early on, you'd probably get it. In 1 it happens in the 1st metal face fight so you understand that it may happen again, especially against certain enemies established to be beyond you.
They could have done the same with the ch. 1 malos fight and we'd expect later in the game and not go grind
@@benwykes4736 Yeh, i'm not defending this decision. I'm just pointing out what they should have thinked.
Btw, i am a huge fan of Xenoblade 1, being my favorite RPG and one of my favorite games of all time, played Xeno 2 last week, and just now seeing the reception in the internet, i'm being seeing A LOT of hate for the game.
Personally, i think the game has its problems, weabb as hell, worst story than the first, bosses winning in the cutscene after lose in the fight, etc. But i also thinks despite that is a really good game, and some things, i even prefer than one, like the combat system being more tactical and more strategical.
The first game is better in most ways, but i'm seeing a toxical side of the 1's fanbase that i did not see before, hating some things just cause their different and some free hate without much reason in some areas.
It's just me or this is really a thing?
It might seem like Dunkey is exaggerating the number of tutorials, but this game gives you a tutorial 80 hours into the game in the final goddamn chapter.
Some Guy to be fair its for a story mechanic added then. The main tutorials are over by around the 16th hour as he said (he shows tutorials from earlier after that point)
@@exceptionallyfluffy to be fair, you just said "main tutorials " and "16th hour" in the same sentence.
Kurt DuPree considering the main story is 80-100 hours its not that problematic
@Shaman Xeed Or, getting a tutorial 16 hours into the game is just bad game design when so much of the play time is already dedicated to so much reading. I'm 30 hours into the first Xenoblade and I never felt like I've had to read through as many tutorials as Xenoblade 2 through at me in 15.
@Shaman Xeed How am I being a hypocrite? The game doesn't pace out any of its systems properly like the first does, and the tutorials are even overly convoluted and poorly explained. Xenoblade 2 does not achieve having fun gameplay until around 20-30 hours in, even by admission of some of its more die-hard fans. Players who picked up Xenoblade and Xenoblade X, myself included, had a game up and running within the first hour or so and those games stayed enjoyable throughout. Like what Reggie said, "If your game is not fun, why bother?"
"☆How may I be of service, master?☆"
"I like your attitude"
No reply damnn
@@deidra-v6575 your pity isn't needed. He got 1k upvotes
@@alexfromsolitude I am just amazed not concerned...
@@alexfromsolitude I like your attitude!
FBI OPEN UP!
"So... this is weirdo shit." is genuinely my favorite Dunkey line
SAME! I STG I COME BACK AND WATCH THIS VID JUST FOR THAT LINE
i was hoping someone would comment this LOL
That line, It’s helped me understand why I could never get into jrpgs no matter how much I’ve wanted to. It straight up weirdo shit.
@Josh Thorpe
there's a few I like. I liked the couple Final Fantasys I've played, and a few Dragon Quests. Scarlet Nexus is pretty good too.
But ya, they can be really hard to like a lot of the time for me.
They usually have fantastic interesting worlds, stories, and characters.
But they also make you cringe harder than anything else.
Dialog can be really weird and awkward, and have way too much of it.
Game mechanics and menus can also be equally weird and overly complicated for no real reason.
And they often feel... clunky. Soak up a ton of time and full of padding and general BS.
But there are definitely good ones out there.
@@sawdust8691 It sounds like you should try the first 2 Fallout games.
They're pretty much JRPGs with none of the "cringe" elements you describe.
I'm also going to toss in an obligatory "Try New Vegas" because it really is as good as people say.
They pull the "lose the fight, win in the cutscene anyway" trick even more times beyond what Dunkey shows, it is fucking obnoxious.
Yeah this game has a real pacing problem with the villians, you're dealing with essentially the same team of villians for the entire game, so they keep finding ways to make you win but still lose, it's not well structured
@@chuckbatman5 They should have just given most boss +100% HP, but then make the cutscenes start when they are at 50%. But I mean that would be even more annoying if it happened many times.
@@Softlol They do use that a couple of times, during the 2nd battle with Malos, the 2nd Jin fight, and when you're fighting both of them.
@@samt3412 You are right. Personally I don't care for it. Its such a minor complaint to have on a game tbh.
@@SoftlolA minor issue that is annoying as fuck
Love the dialogue in this game, it's truly immersive.
"Let's show him a thing or three"
"I like your attitude"
"Psycho Mantis?"
You're that ninja...
Cpl Crawfish What a thrill.....
I wonder what we'll find
A surmeillance cavera?
A Hind D?
"Touch my chest, okay?"
*I'm really feeling it!*
Bt R
*N* *A* *N* *I*
I like your attitude!
Are you feeling now, Mr Krabs?
"Tora must change the settings, ummm"
*This isn't going well!*
Excuse me, is this the mayor of Japan? What the fuck, Mr. Mayor?
Pyra and Mythra’s final smash should have been Rex showing up and saying he doesn’t like your attitude
And then if they win the match the result screen says the other players won anyway
It should’ve been them turning into Pneuma and nuking the screen with Aion, and I’m still mad that it wasn’t.
@@kylebeguhl8516 nobody knows what you're talking about weeb
@@superbodoque7860 basically, the two women fuse together to become a single OPAF giga-woman. This gigawoman then calls an orbital strike from a Gundam with enough power to glass a planet that she has a neural link to.
Cool, huh?
@@kylebeguhl8516 I guess that's pretty cool
“Why does the Furby that talks like Jar Jar Binks have a sex slave robot?”
Good question
Das a gud qweston
Must be a Japan thing...
Cause japan is fucking creepy
Tora goated tho
@@bradyyt6767 No, just no.
The old lose in the fight but win in the cutscene trick. I use it all the time irl
Paratells I like your attitude.
It's basically what wrestlers do. We all know a vast majority of it is scripted and plenty of moves are done in ways to actually minimize the damage to the wrestlers but still things like physical strain happen from these hundreds of pound guys lifting other hundreds of pounds guys, maybe someones timing is off or their body is not where they should be or maybe miscommunication between the wrestlers happens and one wants to throw the guy over the ropes but the guy getting thrown wants to go under and maybe a punch that was only supposed to look like it connected ends up actually connecting and now both guys are covered in blood, they both put their all in to the match solely for the fans enjoyment even at the cost of potentially years of their life. Then as if nothing has happened you got the guy that won the match, now missing one of his front teeth stand tall holding the championship belt over his head and they give him a microphone so he can say "Now, place your hand on my chest."
Ha ha! You might win the fight, but the director's on my side!
Paratells Fucking scumbag lol
The cutscene is you I in the shower the next day thinking about how you could've actually won it
"Why does the Furby have a sex slave robot?"
Quote of the year.
why does this comment have 1.3k likes and no replies?
@@Nayshjin maido cafes
You missed the best part of the quote!
"Why?! Why does the furby *that talks like Jar Jar Binks* have a sex slave robot? WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS?!"
that talks like jarjar bings
Furby is a fat weeb...simple
10/10
Masterpiece
*”Not gonna lie, this was some damn good hentai.”*
-Jose Otero, IGN
Mitty Commits Pizza Time I wanted to like this but I couldn’t change that number from 69
Bruh
I really do like this game but everything dunkey criticized here is 100% true lol
I feel the same way about it. It’s a likable game, but very cringey at times
I just find it weird that the most flat chested culture is always putting massive anime titties on everything they make
@@jarrettmaltry6305 well games/anime are an escape of reality and I don't know why people don't like it when there are big-chested girls or maybe I am just too weebish?
I honestly find it hard to believe the people behind the original XBC made this.
I really goddamm liked it too but it sorta feels like everyone has comically large tits
"I need a bigger attitude."
I like your chest.
I know the "I like your attitude part" but i'm confused about the chest.
"Touch my chest"
Oh i see.
Touch my bigger gun
"HA. I think they got THE POINT"
"HA. I think they got THE POINT"
"HA. I think they got THE POINT"
Ok good to know
Hey Archibald, do you think that enemy got the point?
That reference is nothing short of glorious.
lysanderoth?
Mafianking
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
1:51 “Now place your hand on my chest”
*Pause*
“What the fuck?!?”
Bro that got me lmao
The “so this is weirdo shit.” Fucks me up everytime!
“I like your attitude!”
“I think that enemy got, THE POINT!”
I thought the same exact thing!
THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME?
I endorse this crossover.
I agree with the boss made of cheese.
"Gee Archibald, you think that enemy did or didn't get the point?"
Actually, as a matter of *fact* SP stands for Spaghetti Points
sPAGHETTI _PAUNCH_
*I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE*
Idc that this is overdone in the comment section, I will do it anyways :P
KCSuperSlime No I like YOUR attitude!
I need a bigger pun.
Farming some SP with MB right now. Feels good.
This game really makes you feel like a rare doo-dah
Hear that Noah? Lanz wants something a bit meatier
I used my thinking muscles for this one!
Wings are a bitch to dry
"You can't make the character look stupider than that if you tried"
Mass effect Andromeda flashbacks
I mean, it could be argued that there are people out there that resemble Andromeda characters. Can't really say the same with xenoblade...
@@LilPinkFuzzyMonster bruh... of course anime character doesn't look like real people
@@LilPinkFuzzyMonster Real people doesn't equate to not stupid lol
Atleast andromeda's characters looked bad mostly by accident or not being finished XD
@@charlyj1321 How come Big breast = Stpid? Lemme guess you haven't touched one yet do you?
"Um,hey...hello? Uh yeah...i think i need a *_BIGGER GUN_* "
Skeletal Clique "Dude you ordered that 5 times already,whatever,I'll give you a gun that makes you...*FIRE IN SPURTS*
Skeletal Clique I like your attitude.
If that doesn’t work
*...use more gun.*
This is the most JRPGish JRPG I've ever seen.
Actually, it could be slightly more JRPG.
They could've kept the voice lines in Japanese. Or, if they DID decide to dub it, give EVERYONE boring American accents. Like, sure, they may be terrifying but I appreciate the British accents in the actual dub.
Ike The Thotslayer, Certified Harmoniashipper There should be an option to do it like a free dlc
Clearly you've never heard of Conception, a game about having sex with anime girls to save the world, somehow.
Clearly you’ve never heard of Trails of Cold Steel where the main character was adopted by nobles, got trained by a legendary sword master, wields a katana, has special *teleports behind u* “psh nothing personal, kid” powers and he pilots a super special gundam. He can choose to pursue a romantic relationship with virtually all of the girls he knows, who are all ridiculously attractive of course, including his sensei. Most of the girls are thirsty for him but none more so than his adopted little sister, who orgasms a little just from hearing his name. This powerful thirst has also infected the princess of the empire who the little sister is best friends with. Oh, and in the later games he becomes a teacher and can sleep with his students. Also the protagonists of the previous games in this universe (most of whom are far more well rounded characters) show up to suck his dick.
Men tremble and kill themselves out of hopelessness just from hearing his signature “Haha...” Women who hear it are instantly converted to his harem forever afterward, disregarding all previous romantic relationships for him.
His name is Rean Schwarzer, and men everywhere pray they never run into him.
@@Kurdtzdopelgangr Is this a real game or just something you made up?
How come in animes when the boys get hurt they make a noise that would make sense for them to make when they are hurt but the girls just moan
Makes sense to me
I laughed too hard at this comment
Are you referring to pyra or just girls in general because pyra sounds like she’s in pain lol
@@jerm-gv9rv yeah in the ass
No one makes those sounds
This one video shook the entire jrpg fandom to its very core
"weeb not, my boy
this is my fate"
I like your attitude
Hello
Is this thing on?
Am i all alone?
I need a bigger *ATTITUDE*
irvin clemente prithee, be careful. I don't want my work to be squadroned.
fakedead number one. The first sign for a terrible story.
Hello?
*Is this thing on?*
STUCK ON A DIFFERENT PLAaaaNET!
Sabuuchi Am I all alone?
Discord vocal calls in a nutshell
oh, that's only me ?
I need a bigger gun.
Oh hi sabuuchi
Fancy seeing you here
His impression of Pyra aged beautifully
Wait, why?
@@mental_breakdance7227 because she’s in smash? Idk what this guy’s talking about
@@mental_breakdance7227 it's due to the fact that dunkey still thinks very poorly of the character as seen on his reaction to her being in smash. At least that's what I assume the comment meant
@@ryderls2729 dunkey is a moron, plenty of women have breasts that large or even bigger in real life, he needs to leave his basement
@@escapetherace1943 yeah and usually people like
don't get that weird about it
When a literal small child is the MC of an ecchi harem anime.
What. The fuck?
i like your attitude
We will win... With the power of FRIENDSHIP!
I like your attitude
*main character logic* No, I can’t fight him. He’s too powerful. But I’ll will shout so loud at the last minute attack that I can win by the power of friendship.
I like your attitude
DON'T FORGET ME
*I like your attitude Dunkey*
HELLO
*LET'S SHOW HIM A THING OR THREE*
UH LIEK YER ATTUH TUDE
AHTTIH TYOOD
atta dude
"A boob is the size of a woman's face."
- Albert Einstein
"You couldn't make the character look stupider than that if you tried"
What if she had a smash invite in her hand.
I think piranha plant had a better introduction than that imo.
I like your attitude!
I love all the salt around Pyra/Mythra. Very entertaining indeed!
The weebs defending it man are cringe as hell.
@@mittensfastpaw It’s a good game. Mythra is an amazing character.
I mean, the level 80 enemy in the starting area shouldn’t be a problem, this *is* the guy who has the world record on bowsers big bean burrito!
No he's not.
Rain Awareness yes he is you uncultured swine
Had
Ferhan TheFox has
@@colton.421 not anymore
Shulk: I'm really feeling it
Rex: I like your attitude
A consistent 'problem' with the Xenoblade games is the repetitive lines. Suddenly voice acting in games has a downside lmao
Dunkey, apparently this video has done irreparable damage to the JRPG community. Thank you
Thanks Dunkey.
Thank you Dunkey
Thanks Dunkey
Thank you Dunkey
Weebs have a massive persecution complex. They especially can't handle being on the receiving end of jokes as nowadays they're usually the ones attacking everyone else's tastes.
“Airplane? What for?”
“I like your attitude”
"Why does the furby that talks like jar jar binks have a sex slave robot?"
Im fucking dead
Why *wouldn't* a Jar Jar Binks furby have a sex robot? I can't imagine it's easy to pick up lady furbies...if there even are any.
Anime. Shounen anime to be specific.
Fucking skinnies.
Because Japan.
Why not?
*LET'S SHOW 'EM A THING OR THREE*
I like your attitude.
How are you going to fight the most powerful guy in the universe? You can’t even beat the level 5 bunny outside of the starting town.
they _reeaally_ wanted to make another shulk, didn't they
Surprised me when they failed, considering they MADE shulk
*THINK YA KEN TAKE ME?*
*DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME!*
I'm disappointed on the lack of "don't forget me" and "think you can take me?"
you know why you came back
wish i didn't.
yeh, wish i aint have to
Unfortunate isn't it.
I hate my attitude
I wanted to give this game a chance, not anymore
"Why is there a level 80 guy in the starting area?"
Welcome to Xenoblade!
at least this game doesn't have dragged out game over/ loading like other jrpgs, it just goes straight to the checkpoint, which is usually not too far from where you got ko'ed.
Plasma Octopus also it doesnt boot you to the title screen
Garchomp Chump yeah I never understood why games did that. I can understand games having people go far back progress-wise to make a game more difficult, but going back to the title screen seems excessive unless there was a technical reason for it, which honestly shouldn't be an excuse for any console/or computer past the snes.
FF XIII did that too and look how good that game was...
It’s still poor design, since it’s like that in all three games and attacks are numbers based and not contact based, so it makes it impossible to run away and dodge their line of sight.
"Why is there a level 80 guy in the starting area?"
- And the reason is... because I'm the President of The United States of America!
How the hell did you get elected...
@@melonscumpthin8643 Fox News and senility of a large enough amount of people.
@@themore-you-know I thought you would say you didn't write your own speeches, but yeah, alright
Melon Scumpthin NANOMACHINES, SON
@@themore-you-know orange man bad derp
So who's here after the smash reveal
I had to reconfirm that, yes, people actually unironically like the characters in this game
I dont get whats supposed to be good about this game
Seriously, not even the main character though. Not only is it another anime sword fighter, it isn't even the main character. Great job Nintendo, thanks for listening!
@@dapperduck4319 I went through the game and I found it a very fun game, better than the original Xenoblade
nintendo crushed all of our hope
“Why does the furby that talks like Jar Jar Binks have a sex slave robot?”
Perfectly summarizes Xenoblade 2
"Hello? Is this game on? Am I all alone? Or is there a level 75... _dinosaur_ here?"
I can't get over the delivery of this line lmao
*i need a bigger gun*
The way he paused between 75 and dinosaur like he didn't even know what was attacking him lol
*I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE*
*LETS SHOW THEM A THING OR THREE*
DAN[GER] let’s show him a thing or 3
LET'S SHOW 'EM A THING OR THREE
DAN[GER]
Thank you.
YA DUN!
I remember having a string of epic, challenging, but fair fights that I got through taking me 20 minutes, and literaly as soon as I ended and started walking away I got one shot by a bird I couldnt even hit.
Level 81: Territorial Robert
-Can aggro you anywhere from the map and one shot you
-Likes long walks in the park
"Why is there a level 80 guy in the starting area"
*memories of gaur plains*
Robster The Lobster Don't forget Hayreddin
But the difference here is the level 80 aggros on sight. In Guar, they only aggroed on battle and you could easily outrun them anyways.
The freaking t-rek in FF 12
No, they all aggroed you on sight. What games did you play? The difference here is that this Rotabart moves lightning fast across a huge area of the map. Hayreddin was fast, but he stuck in one specific area area, and Rotbart from X1 was indeed slow. But they always have aggroed on sight.
Robster The Lobster least that game had a compelling story and you didnt lose to a cutscene half the time
"I like your attitude" is like "I'm really feeling it" V 2.0
CreamyGoodness except way less iconic
I don't think I like your attitude
CreamyGoodness forced meme. They knew what they were doing.
CreamyGoodness there is someone in the game who says I'm really feeling it when fighting them
CreamyGoodness you belong in a museum!
This is relevant again
Note to self: don't play Xenoblade 2 at videogamedunkey's house
Note to self: don't play Xenoblade 2 at anyone's house
"She pulled the old 'lose in the game, win in the cutscene anyway' trick. I hate it when they pull that shit"
Died right there
Tales Of games in summary
I'm glad I wasn't the only one a little ticked off by that
i don't understand why they don't just have them kill you, but if you get their health past lets say 25% then the story progresses, if you don't you just straight up lose like normal
And as someone that's still beating the story, I can assure you that that happens a lot.
Yeah, and I even showed them a thing or three
We defeated ajit pai but he still beat us in the cutscene
this deserves more likes lol
I mean that's *Basically* what happened.
lol exactly
*Insert witty political comment*
I like your attitude
I think that enemy got, the point!
ok good to know
King dragon sends his regards
4:28 for future watches where I really just want to hear dunkey say "I need a bigger gun"
“Why does the Furby that talks like Jar Jar Binks have a sex slave robot?” My entire family stared at me for a good 2 minutes because I was laughing so hard
I like their attitude
Why don't you show them this video and teach them a thing or three?
Yer dun with this topic?
Please tell me you headphones in
oh hey gold
This game really makes your fell like Batman likes your attitude.
wait what, and why does this have 443 likes, whats happening?!
Click - Clack yea lol wtf is being said
Click - Clack it's a refrence to Dunkeys game critics video, watch it and you wont be disappointed.
ahhahaaha
Click - Clack because, I like your attitude!
"why does the furby have a sex robot"
a question all men must ask in life
See, people would think there is literally something wrong with me if I recommended it to them, and said I liked it.
People are judgmental. And I mean we all are to some extent whether we like it or not. And if you haven’t watched anime, this game will look extremely strange to most people.
You are amazing at commentary Dunkey.
I Like your attitude.
chetoo is a figot dunkey showed me a thing or three
Let's show him a thing or three
I loike jur atichude
He needs to compensate his lack of Bigger Guns with an high enough attitude.
Sometimes CZcams comments relieve any doubt in my heart about scrolling down to the comment feed
Holly fuck, were those the actual lyrics in XCX? That's hilarious.
Gordon Freemason I never realized how terrible the English lyrics were 😂 Ik the German is pretty good, and I absolutely love the instrumentals probably even more than xenoblade 2.
Most of the other tracks were fine. Noctilum and Oblivia had great music.
There is a random song with a Z in it that plays probably once in the entire game but it is hands down the best song...
Sawano is a god.
Unfortunately the worst songs are the ones you'll hear the most, NLA themes case in point, but the rest of the soundtrack is pretty good. Like others have said, the boss songs and area themes in particular are great.
"Now, place your hand on my chest"
"Mmmh, sounds like a trap to me"
3:23 so basically...*human trafficking?*
In case nobody brought it up, there is actually a mini tutorial not long before the final boss of the game
Bacon Ball
He has said in past videos that he is bias against RPGs. I like the game as well but everything he said in the video is true and are common problems to JRPGs...
Because a new game mechanic is introduced at that point that falls in line with the story... not a problem its literally 2-3 bubbles.
Therapist Thomas
Missing the point mate. The game has tutorials until the final chapter... Not to mention this stupid buying tutorials that you want to see again crap.
See but it's not really a "new mechanic". Yes, those are the words I used but they're not really accurate. The "mechanic" that is introduced is not anything super new, just a slight change to the way you play (if you so choose). If you know what "mechanic" I'm referring to you probably agree.
Therapist Thomas I beat the game, and it's more of an endgame super move than an actual mechanic.
Losing in the cut scene after winning is the most annoying shit.
It happens 2 times in the firat quater and one time in the 6th chapter. It doesnt plauge this game but it can be irritating when you when by a mike
cliché*
yea i much prefer when games make the fight itself impossible so the cutscene feels appropriate, it just never makes sense when games let you win a fight that you lose as soon as the cutscene starts
I feel though it makes Rex seemed more evolved of a character though especially how it almost never happens after [spoilers]
vandahm's death
Brandon Withnell they did that in megaman X
I swear most anime shit relies on either the girls or the fighting. Why can't I just have a deformed muscular goblin woman fighting a super huge dog or something?
Honestly, what I wanna see aswell.
There's Guilty Gear if you want Brazilian girl with dog scarf fighting an asylum patient and a lion as president
@@nonamepasserbya6658 Mufasa with two giant crucifix swords is the king, you're thinking of the weeaboo ninja who is president of the US.
This game also has that. His Name ist Wulfric.
Because weeb shit sells and good shit doesnt
4:00
The horrible memory from Xenoblade Chronicles is back.
Why did you play this abomination of a game
*LETS SHOW THEM A THING OR THREE*
Kirby8000 Rox i like your attitude
You need a bigger gun
THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME
stfu weeb
*H'OKEY, TAHM TO TAEK YUU DUWN*
“My parents died in a car crash on this very day. I wish I could’ve been with them more...”
“I L I K E Y O U R A T T I T U D E”
"Yeah...You owe me a pizza"
I got this to 1k.............
Hahaha funny story Mark
Honestly I’m kind of curious as to what Dunkey thinks about the original Xenoblade chronicles
Wait, this is the greatest rpg everyone was talking about?
Those people haven’t played many RPG’s if they think this is the greatest one lol
it's actually a decent rpg, but definitely not THAT good.
"Japanese People What the Fuck is Wro-"
~Dunkey 2017
Commander Grayson I laughed so hard at that😂
Commander Grayson theres only room for ONE Grayson in this navy!
Commander Grayson
This is a fine example that the fan-service in this game is a *bit* too much. The first game had jiggle physics but the default clothing didn't and you could always change to whatever you wanted anyways. The problem now is that even the default outfits for the characters are Otaku fap material and falls to many anime tropes instead of being creative like the 1st game.
Too much eh? You haven' seen anything yet...
Lol I guess putting the word a "bit" in bold didn't do the trick...
The WiiU music sounded fantastic to anyone who didn't know english.
I like your attitude!
The non-vocal tracks were very good.
Sylvalum and ThemeX in particular.
But for real don't japenese learn english in school just as europeans do? Is that really an excuse if this is the case?
^ In most asian countries public schools teach you enough english for you to be able to read. When it comes to speaking and listening you get barely any practice at all. I'd imagine Japan is this way too.
Black tar and New LA songs were horrible, but just about everything else was great, especially with Sawano
Watching this to catch up on the story before the xenoblade 3 video
Oh shit, here we return again
2021 fellas where u at?
*T I D D E S*
there's a level 92 t-rex there too
And theres Squoods that fall from space that are more powerful than the final boss
I can almost beat that t-rex and I'm level 51
Good battle system am I right?
Arrior 115 actually, that quest can branch into another quest that lowers it's level considerably
Lumbo Bingle shoutout to the level 90 troll
Ima need a bigger gun
DUNKEEEEE!
You can't fool me, I saw what you did! That bunny was level 8, not 5! Looks like all of your criticisms are INVALID.
That Snail wasnt even lvl 1 you moron!
Lol
That comment is really nitpicking and biased, i win, bye bye
overall, anime titties have a little something for everyone. 1/10. dunkey is fraudulent and black.
@@vcount6676 beat me too it
What makes it even worse, you cant find the tutorials anywhere back in the game once you get passed them. The game throws in so many tutorials and the devs didn't think "Hey guys perhaps it would be a good idea to put the tutorials somewhere in a menu so that players could read them again."
You have to buy them again from vendors in various towns, which is just an annoying middle finger to the player.
5:04 sounds like "weeb not, my boy"
Given Dunkey doesn't like RPGs or anime stuff, I'm pretty surprised he got as far as the video shows. Sounds like he did like the combat though.
He also completed ff xv remember?
Yeah, im a little surprised. Than again, he did say he despised turn based combat the most. So maybe the live batlles held his interest
@Lyon Ok weeb
@@jacksonallen5616 yet he made a 20 min video for Undertale. sadly he didn't really find another great game LISA that fun.
@@Jeriandis hey shut up you racist hes not a weeb hes japanese
I did not hit her! It's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did nahhht!...
*I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE MARK*
SavedByTheMeme5 I'm gonna kill myself and show you all! I need a bigger gun!
SavedByTheMeme5 I did not teach her a thing or two I did not.
Oh hi Mark
A thing or three
SavedByTheMeme5 oh hi Marx
SavedByTheMeme5 I like your attitude.
This has more views than the game has sold
Given that the game is selling out everywhere and has been marked higher than retail for a ton of places that still have copies... I think they're doing just fine :P
Boy you must be fun at parties
@@georgetudor7913 what does that have to do with parties
@@zennbhuddae5331 it shipped some two million copies. While no blockbuster by any means it is still decent for a non-FF JRPG. Bravely Default and Octopath Traveler sold not much more.
@@zennbhuddae5331 it’s sold out because they stopped making physical copies. You could say the same about most GameCube games that aren’t even relevant in the current year
This will always be my favorite first 10 seconds of any dunkey vid
You capture girls and they call you master?
Okay, Dunkey sold me on this game.
I like your attitude
Now you better play it to PapaPixx.
From smesh bruddas.
Let's show him a thing or three
Just like real life! :D
A thing or three?
...you're that ninja!
"Instead of capturing animals, you capture girls and they call you master" *rushes to the nearby gamestop*
"I like your attitude"
TheRickMasterVids
I like your attitude
Your comment fits perfectly with your upvote count: 69
I'm glad I was able to witness it.
I like your attitude
TheRickMasterVids
*rushes to gamestop*
really? why rush to gamestop? to buy this game and masterbate to this game? u are a pathetic individual.
People are still mad about this video.
Can't wait for xenoblade 3: return of the attitude
Not enough fan service
Lemon
Exactly
If anime has ever taught me something it's that you can never have too much fan service
Put your hand on my chest
Koyomi In my experience in hentai there's clearly not enough tentacles in this videos
Lemon unless there is too much fanservice
Need moar bewbz. Lol.
I gotta admit I didn't know why people like the first one so much. I couldn't even force myself to finish it
Dunkley: You can't make someone look stupider than that!
Dahlia: Hold my beer.
Nay, hold my avocado.
"Let me show you how stupid a real character looks!"
This is one of your best videos, please make another one on the absurdity that is this game/Xenoblade 1 or something
would be dope if he actually finished the game and made a video about it. But dunkey truly hates JRPG’s so not gonna happen.
no because xenoblade 1 is different from this
This video has done irreparable damage to the Xenoblade community and I love it for that.
There's no benefit in that
@@fantoniumnitrousnah, cuz its super funny
@@manuelsputnik pissing off the community is stupid
@@fantoniumnitrouswho fucking cares? It's weirdo shit