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  • @chadgarrett6947
    @chadgarrett6947 Před 4 lety +22315

    Turns out when you play as the robot getting the oil, it was really the first "strand type game".

  • @vsGoliath96
    @vsGoliath96 Před 6 lety +16242

    >activates self destruct
    >All her clothes explode
    Yeah, seems about right.

    • @Ole_Rasmussen
      @Ole_Rasmussen Před 5 lety +1409

      Yoko Taro: "I like girls"

    • @agentc7020
      @agentc7020 Před 4 lety +288

      Ole Rasmussen honest with himself

    • @baburik
      @baburik Před 4 lety +80

      it never fails to not to distract myself... iycwim

    • @theonlyplain
      @theonlyplain Před 4 lety +59

      The clothes are robotic! KILL HER!

    • @cking4869
      @cking4869 Před 4 lety +28

      I mean, it is technically...

  • @jefferyjohnson3925
    @jefferyjohnson3925 Před 5 lety +15312

    Dunkey: they eat people, kill them all!
    *Robots actually eat people*
    Dunkey: That wasn't part of my plan

  • @Punkbustrd
    @Punkbustrd Před 5 lety +11987

    Played the game for 2b's butt... finished the game rethinking my purpose of life...

    • @chrisjogos
      @chrisjogos Před 5 lety +336

      Me too

    • @MinKingpin
      @MinKingpin Před 5 lety +431

      Well this took a turn

    • @koboltcatalyzer606
      @koboltcatalyzer606 Před 5 lety +1450

      @Negative Space Philosophy hits like a truck. And so does about 300 pounds of robot booty.

    • @afrocrumble8721
      @afrocrumble8721 Před 5 lety +475

      ...and my new purpose in life...is 2b's butt

    • @lollmao3247
      @lollmao3247 Před 5 lety +115

      @@afrocrumble8721 imagen 2b even thiccer..

  • @BooBear
    @BooBear Před 7 lety +11666

    A lot of people have been asking so, the game is
    NieR: Automata
    It's the spiritual successor to the highly beloved, critical darling, PlayStation exclusive, "Knack".

  • @tehdmanvids3
    @tehdmanvids3 Před 7 lety +11865

    "WHY DID YOU KILL MY BROTHER?!"
    "I thought it would be funny!"

  • @rchetype7029
    @rchetype7029 Před 6 lety +6530

    Calling Nier a cute robot game is like callkng Watership Down a cute rabit book.

    • @misan2456
      @misan2456 Před 5 lety +41

      Lmao

    • @mysterycupofjoe2670
      @mysterycupofjoe2670 Před 5 lety +156

      Good analogy.

    • @thelaughingrouge
      @thelaughingrouge Před 4 lety +53

      I jokingly comment this a lot, but this time mean it.
      100% Lore accurate!
      Big mood.

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 Před 4 lety +88

      I haven't played the game, but is it really that dark? I mean ngl the robots eating people caught me off guard cause I thought Dunkey was just joking.

    • @Betrix5060
      @Betrix5060 Před 4 lety +98

      @@ammagon4519 Yeah, it gets pretty dark. Highly recommend it, and if you want a hearty dose of existentialism you could do worse.

  • @StormyGeddon
    @StormyGeddon Před 4 lety +352

    Dunkey’s totally sincere “ew” at 2:27 is what sold me on this game

  • @Azarieth
    @Azarieth Před 7 lety +9662

    I swear Raiden gets girlier every game

    • @I_like_Batman
      @I_like_Batman Před 7 lety +533

      I am 2B, the ass transformed.

    • @franxx941
      @franxx941 Před 7 lety +45

      lol

    • @Ukayeah
      @Ukayeah Před 7 lety +52

      Not Eugene Even the president Trump made that mistake once, he was a girl all along.

    • @autruff18
      @autruff18 Před 7 lety +71

      he's a eunuch cyborg... of coz he can transgend anytime he wants

    • @simrangarcia1721
      @simrangarcia1721 Před 7 lety +3

      Not Eugene my thoughts exactly.

  • @seanrogers3389
    @seanrogers3389 Před 7 lety +7513

    Robot :"I am not hostile"
    Dunkey: "Kill this guy!"
    Robot: "I am your son"
    Dunkey: "Kill this guy!"

    • @raunaqsingh1457
      @raunaqsingh1457 Před 7 lety +795

      sean rogers "white flag means we surrender"
      "Kill this guy"

    • @Koppu1doragon
      @Koppu1doragon Před 7 lety +256

      I love how he was justified in this too, thanks to the ending.

    • @SeraphimxSins
      @SeraphimxSins Před 6 lety +29

      +Halvos Not really? Those robots were infected, and those weren't humans anyways, humans are extinct in this world. Also, there's multiple routes/endings btw. (and not that usual lazy multi ending writing that has you go through all the same shit over & over but barely introduces anything new per playthrough)

    • @quaza2001
      @quaza2001 Před 3 lety +47

      @@SeraphimxSins Stop defending robots, they are evil and they eat people

    • @yeetyfreety6938
      @yeetyfreety6938 Před 2 lety +31

      @@SeraphimxSins Those are white flags of hostility!

  • @AngryKatie18
    @AngryKatie18 Před 3 lety +200

    “Them robots just make a naked Sephiroth.” That should be the entire description printed on the box. Perfect 10/10 game summary.

  • @max-md6pf
    @max-md6pf Před rokem +255

    "I want to be a prostitute again" part killed me. i'm dead now.

  • @Ebtalon
    @Ebtalon Před 7 lety +3554

    THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY WEINERS

    • @thepalelibrarian
      @thepalelibrarian Před 7 lety +183

      They made a naked Sephiroth though

    • @nice3333333333
      @nice3333333333 Před 7 lety +22

      ThAT'S sEXSisT!1! 231ER3920RJ09283URJ0HJFDHWELIFY0W2QUCDNKLSAOJE3R
      *Reboot Process In Progress*

    • @LoerdNoerd
      @LoerdNoerd Před 7 lety +11

      Fuyukage Raine ... who lacks Weiner as well. Coincidence?

    • @trashrabbit69
      @trashrabbit69 Před 7 lety +31

      Fisto reporting for duty.

    • @thepalelibrarian
      @thepalelibrarian Před 7 lety +9

      LoerdNoerd Sweet mother Teresa on the hood of a Mercedes-Benz, you're absolutely right.

  • @Jarekx2007
    @Jarekx2007 Před 7 lety +3198

    Holy shit they actually do eat people.

    • @gendgree2269
      @gendgree2269 Před 7 lety +97

      Jarekx2007 they're eating Androids. not people

    • @0qabnas
      @0qabnas Před 7 lety +195

      But Androids are the only people left on Earth.

    • @wprstx2
      @wprstx2 Před 7 lety +56

      Androids aint people dammit. THEY MAY THINK THEY ARE, BUT THEY AINT.

    • @hgdge
      @hgdge Před 7 lety +39

      Holy fuck that was a plot twist for me.

    • @LieutenantAmerica
      @LieutenantAmerica Před 7 lety +146

      And then they're gonna eat me!

  • @Adventuriseable
    @Adventuriseable Před 4 lety +517

    "Why did you kill my brother?!"
    "I thought it would be funny! Why you gotta take it out on me?"

  • @HotK0ffee
    @HotK0ffee Před 5 lety +827

    He makes this game make look so much more happier than t is

    • @hollow8194
      @hollow8194 Před 4 lety +14

      Should I take the game seriously? I am currently downloading it and wondering if it is like undertale (Who you kill and your choices ACTUALLY matter)

    • @Josef_1186
      @Josef_1186 Před 4 lety +86

      Take it seriously. Do your very best to avoid spoilers. Make sure to get all 5 endings (A, B, C, D, and E).

    • @hollow8194
      @hollow8194 Před 4 lety +8

      @@Josef_1186 alright thanks man! I'll tell you how it was after i get into it a bit

    • @creampuff6801
      @creampuff6801 Před 4 lety +20

      @@hollow8194 Totally go in seriously. Do sidequests. Not all of them are full of lore, but you will feel a lot of stuff.

    • @epicshibexd5049
      @epicshibexd5049 Před 4 lety +38

      @@hollow8194 As the other commenters said, you have to take it super seriously and avoid all spoilers. Don't even look up OST and stuff. The game is absolutely amazing and I wouldn't want anyone to lose that experience.

  • @DagamerPC
    @DagamerPC Před 7 lety +5113

    Fun fact: 99% of Steam Players who have played N:A have the achievement for looking up 2B's skirt (10 times)

    • @kreater120
      @kreater120 Před 7 lety +928

      I was looking at the enviroment on the ps4 to appreciate the beauty. The camera was heavily shaking because of a bug thingy when I held the camera down, I got the achievement by looking at her skirt lmao

    • @fattesttitsincairo
      @fattesttitsincairo Před 7 lety +1316

      Bepis there's an achievement for THAT ?
      i'm buying this game

    • @swugward7872
      @swugward7872 Před 7 lety +512

      The OtakuOne that's what they all say

    • @kreater120
      @kreater120 Před 7 lety +203

      Fun fact: I tell the truth and you don't have to believe me either. :)

    • @phuuc8075
      @phuuc8075 Před 7 lety +75

      that achievement is to show other people that u're a perv...

  • @nicat6153
    @nicat6153 Před 7 lety +2731

    Wow, this game has some weird storyline... I'm impressed.
    I knew Hideo Kojima wouldn't let us down with Death Stranding.

    • @totarachi3041
      @totarachi3041 Před 7 lety +30

      Nicat Memmedov pls no misinform me mind

    • @marloges
      @marloges Před 7 lety +27

      +Susano' o It's actually not that hard to understand... just like Metal Gear. Those franchises just have a very complex and therefore confusing lore.
      Kingdom Hearts is the confusing shit.

    • @-xxx__butt_muncherxxx-lit695
      @-xxx__butt_muncherxxx-lit695 Před 7 lety +4

      Nicat Memmedov oooh, I thought this was the unofficial mgs six: the weird ass finale, even more weird than the last one, which had a half naked sniper lady that wouldn't talk until the end of the game to save venom snake from diying and I probably spoiled it for people that haven't played it but, hey, that's OK.
      -Hideo (can do anything cuz I'm awesome) Kojima

    • @ethankulig6296
      @ethankulig6296 Před 7 lety +20

      Nier is actually simple to understand.
      (Warning, definite spoilers to the twist of the original Nier, if you're still interested in playing)
      It plays off the ending of a Drakengard game, in which one of the characters had transported to "modern day" Earth. A bacteria on this character infected the humans who had no resistance to it, causing them to crystallize and pretty much turn into salt. It turned into an epidemic that swept across the globe, pretty much decimating the human population.
      In an attempt to save humanity, there was an experiment done known as the Gestalt Program. Basically it separated the soul from the human body. From there, scientists and developers created newer synthetic bodies, basically androids, that were immune to the effects of the bacteria. Well, shit went wrong, and the bodies started becoming sentient, developing their own "soul". This stranded the original souls outside of their bodies, preventing them from re-entering their hosts. That is the basic enemy type known as a "Shade" in the original Nier.
      This, obviously, takes place in either an alternate version of that universe, or a different part of the planet where instead of ripping out people's souls, they instead funded projects to build a space station and have humanity live there. And the little head that you see crash into a robot, that the characters in Nier: Automata talk about killing, was one of the original characters of the Nier cast.
      I haven't fully played through Nier: Automata yet, so I can't give a basic story break down. But yeah. Not too hard to understand.

    • @EmporerEmblem
      @EmporerEmblem Před 7 lety +7

      To be precise, a novel based off of ending A of Drakengard 3 leads to Drakengard 1, who's ending D leads to NieR, followed by ending D of NieR: Replicant (the japanese PS3 version of the game, where you play as a teenage pretty boy trying to save his sister, the japanese 360 version, along with all international releases are in fact NieR: Gestalt, where you play as as a middle-aged guy trying to save uis daughter) leading to another novel that has been dubbed by the community as NieR ending E, which then leads to NieR:Automata... and then there are the stage plays... man Yoko Taro is one hell of a weird genius when it comes to writing

  • @sobergus
    @sobergus Před 3 lety +858

    Hah, this is game is fucking hilarious! I oughta give it a try.
    *Plays game*
    This is the most depressings game I've ever played.

    • @dbfzato-1327
      @dbfzato-1327 Před 3 lety +43

      Beautifully melancholic is a better way to describe it :)

    • @someoneb4691
      @someoneb4691 Před 2 lety +26

      Just wait till you play Nier Replicant...

    • @crucible1084
      @crucible1084 Před 2 lety +8

      If you want depressing
      Play Persona 3 Fes

    • @ohboi2119
      @ohboi2119 Před 2 lety +5

      Just wait till you play LISA.

    • @bichiroloXP
      @bichiroloXP Před 2 lety +22

      Just wait till you play chess against my grandpa.

  • @jcasella78
    @jcasella78 Před 5 lety +311

    It makes you FEEL like existential despair

  • @wynteryfox
    @wynteryfox Před 7 lety +1725

    "Are they...Eating them?"
    "I FUCKIN KNEW IT"

    • @breadstickboss4358
      @breadstickboss4358 Před 7 lety +16

      Wow nice like bait

    • @zeroideas3722
      @zeroideas3722 Před 6 lety +47

      But.. he didn't say something like "Like this to get a million dollars" or something like that. How's that a like bait?

    • @gavart4509
      @gavart4509 Před 6 lety +41

      OmNic
      The bitch just stood there watching
      "Are they eating them"
      Well go fucking help already

  • @o.49
    @o.49 Před 6 lety +3078

    A speedrun of this game will be so simple. Step 1. Remove OS Chip. World Record Set.

    • @not_proton
      @not_proton Před 4 lety +114

      Any % speedrun
      Just complete the 1st spaceship mission, upon reaching land, remove chip,
      2 min max

    • @gameguru7495
      @gameguru7495 Před 4 lety +185

      Sliiight spoilers:
      There’s a quicker ending. Just die in the first flight section. That’s the quickest attainable ending.

    • @not_proton
      @not_proton Před 4 lety +20

      @@gameguru7495 no, that restarts immediately, doesn't count as ending

    • @gameguru7495
      @gameguru7495 Před 4 lety +58

      R E X is that not Ending W?

    • @electroshock1021
      @electroshock1021 Před 3 lety +85

      @@not_proton you're wrong. That unlocks ending w

  • @Rings-
    @Rings- Před 3 lety +118

    All jokes asides though, this is easily one of the best game I've played. the story is legendary, this game has changed my life, And im sure as hell it changed thousands of other.

    • @dammnpeople3131
      @dammnpeople3131 Před 2 lety +10

      a game changed your life lol.
      youre easy to influence

    • @Rings-
      @Rings- Před 2 lety +37

      Pretty sure i'm harder to influence than you.

    • @agreedboarart3188
      @agreedboarart3188 Před rokem

      First game is better lol

    • @DragonOfTheMortalKombat
      @DragonOfTheMortalKombat Před 11 měsíci +1

      "This game changed my life" Kinda depressing to know that your life isn't much outside video games.

    • @ILikeSoda229
      @ILikeSoda229 Před 7 měsíci +5

      To this thread: Uhh, what? Plenty of games have changed people’s lives, this isn’t exactly something new or unheard of. Stop trying to downplay OP’s experience just because they liked a game.

  • @spicypotatoes301
    @spicypotatoes301 Před 5 lety +207

    2:35 this game has some great fan service

  • @ultrasgore5301
    @ultrasgore5301 Před 7 lety +8358

    Hm?
    Huh?
    Hm?
    Psycho Mantis?

  • @leemurphy1793
    @leemurphy1793 Před 6 lety +6756

    9S: "Looks like they really dont want to fight"
    Dunkey:"KILL THEM ALL!! WHOOOO!!
    *My favorite part*

    • @FruitCapoeira
      @FruitCapoeira Před 6 lety +57

      Lee Murphy his "WHOOOO!!" was perfectly timed with 2B's swing i died laughing

    • @cheesenipspartymix
      @cheesenipspartymix Před 4 lety +24

      What about the “you don’t even have any weiners!” I was fucking dying

    • @Bobandy902
      @Bobandy902 Před 4 lety +4

      Watching him annihilate Pascal in a split second made me lose my shit I loved that

    • @Vengeful_Attacker
      @Vengeful_Attacker Před 3 lety +5

      Pretty sure he got the [N]o man's village before anyone else.

    • @aqswdeaqswde3655
      @aqswdeaqswde3655 Před 2 lety

      2:35
      _What a thrill..._

  • @arxeha
    @arxeha Před 5 lety +85

    *climbs any ladder*
    "~What a thrill..."

  • @lanckston
    @lanckston Před 4 lety +78

    4:03 Dunkey clearly did it for the vine, making this attack unfounded in a court of law

  • @SupahtheTubemon
    @SupahtheTubemon Před 7 lety +1839

    Next video title after Dunkey clears Route C
    "Depressing Robot Game"

  • @Gstrangeman96
    @Gstrangeman96 Před 7 lety +3797

    That one scene with the robot and the cradle saying "Child" might just be the most haunting scene I've ever seen.

    • @Linkinbird617
      @Linkinbird617 Před 6 lety +693

      Oh... it gets worse.

    • @God-mb8wi
      @God-mb8wi Před 6 lety +81

      I completely disagree.

    • @michaelmcmahon5623
      @michaelmcmahon5623 Před 6 lety +87

      Somebody's never played Spec Ops: The Line.

    • @krombopulos_michael
      @krombopulos_michael Před 6 lety +118

      Anonnymouse Hacker low quality bait, 3/10

    • @i.147
      @i.147 Před 6 lety +37

      +Anonnymouse Hacker If you wanna troll, at least try buddy

  • @__dane__
    @__dane__ Před 3 lety +27

    It is extremely impressive how little of the game he spoiled in this video

    • @adamweinberg2532
      @adamweinberg2532 Před 2 lety +15

      ikr? Arranging the segments out of order and without context was a really smart move

  • @spicygwen2615
    @spicygwen2615 Před 5 lety +38

    Robots: we surrender
    2B: Are you mocking us?
    **Kills them all**

  • @461Dragonman
    @461Dragonman Před 7 lety +4900

    Holy shit, this is the best game I've ever seen. Asses, naked Sephiroth, ladders, AND robots!?
    3/10
    - It's not Super Mario Bros. 2

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn Před 7 lety +10

      'bout right

    • @DullVivid
      @DullVivid Před 7 lety +91

      2/10 - it's not Super Mario Bros 3, which is also not Super Mario Bros 2.

    • @HellsWaffle
      @HellsWaffle Před 7 lety +14

      But where's the Grappling hook?

    • @WuTanGKiLLaZ
      @WuTanGKiLLaZ Před 7 lety +6

      There's a pod ability that lets you hookshot to enemies

    • @lostcompassion90
      @lostcompassion90 Před 7 lety +5

      dumb idiot But where's the Grappling hook?

  • @Dasaltwarrior
    @Dasaltwarrior Před 6 lety +13288

    I played through this game to completion recently and seeing dunkey hard murder pascal made my heart drop like a fukkin boulder.

  • @babyyoda4052
    @babyyoda4052 Před 4 lety +88

    4:00 still one of the funniest clips of all time

  • @Rob_Thorsman
    @Rob_Thorsman Před 2 lety +8

    Robot: Please don't kill me! It hurts!
    2B: It has no idea what it's saying. It's just imitating words it's heard.

  • @GarketMardener
    @GarketMardener Před 7 lety +502

    NO DUNKEY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FUCC THE ROBOTS, NOT DESTROY THEM

    • @1BenDoverWilson
      @1BenDoverWilson Před 7 lety +136

      GarketMardener BUT THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY WIENERS!

    • @khorps4756
      @khorps4756 Před 7 lety +7

      don't lecture me, GarketMardener, I see through the lies of the fuccers

    • @freddiefaulig8751
      @freddiefaulig8751 Před 7 lety +4

      Ben Wilson stupid fucking robots, pissing me off

    • @GarketMardener
      @GarketMardener Před 7 lety +3

      Fraternally and Undeniably Cuddle the Cutes
      What else did you think it meant??
      :^)
      Just kidding i didnt play it yet therefore i can't say shit. They did intentionally make her butt "perfect" though

    • @narej1337
      @narej1337 Před 7 lety

      BRING BALANCE, TO THE ROBOT CARRYING OIL, NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS.

  • @thegoldencaulk2742
    @thegoldencaulk2742 Před 7 lety +3416

    If you want the robots to have wieners, you have to buy the spinoff game "Wie-Nier: Automata"
    Obviously

  • @Big_box_657
    @Big_box_657 Před 3 lety +18

    Robots made a naked sephiroth is my new favourite sentence

  • @lecheesbueno9336
    @lecheesbueno9336 Před 6 lety +3727

    *They actually eat people*
    Top 10 Anime Twists of All Time

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime Před 5 lety +72

      Bruh that's just the beginning of the twists. That one doesn't even make top 15 for this game.

    • @shonthacreator6146
      @shonthacreator6146 Před 4 lety +2

      Fr

    • @mad_max21
      @mad_max21 Před 3 lety +4

      "People" Flesh robots are still robots.

    • @Chickenworm9394
      @Chickenworm9394 Před 3 lety

      FACT: There was no "people" around to be eaten

    • @akiraakiraakiraakira
      @akiraakiraakiraakira Před 3 lety +2

      actually the replicants are perfect copies without souls, so yeah, they eat people (without souls)

  • @darknesswolf5325
    @darknesswolf5325 Před 7 lety +1510

    I don't even care what game dunky plays, I just want to hear dunky.

  • @carbondieinsideo_o2658
    @carbondieinsideo_o2658 Před 5 lety +39

    2:18 son, what are u watching in there?

  • @aqswdeaqswde3655
    @aqswdeaqswde3655 Před 2 lety +7

    1:47
    So... no one gonna mention the hilarious way 9S goes flying after the self-destruction?

  • @12trillioniq25
    @12trillioniq25 Před 7 lety +2106

    WALL-E 2 is pretty different from the first one. I like how after he brought all the people back to Earth, he turned into a soulless, communist bastard and started eating them all. Didn't really think Disney would take it into that direction, but it's pretty alright.

    • @isillor529
      @isillor529 Před 7 lety

      this is nier not walle 2 dumbass

    • @ulrich1337
      @ulrich1337 Před 7 lety +91

      no its walle 2

    • @CloroxBleach-mh5mk
      @CloroxBleach-mh5mk Před 7 lety +51

      jim gordon Need a drink?

    • @speedos
      @speedos Před 7 lety +30

      Disney- - > Dinsey - -> Dinkey
      Was dungus behind this all along?

    • @early8939
      @early8939 Před 7 lety +8

      Its definitely Wall-E 2.
      Oh btw im guessing your like a 9 year old or just really really fucking dumb.

  • @hyun1539
    @hyun1539 Před 7 lety +2180

    "Robots just made a naked Sephiroth" 😂😂😂

    • @syahiran00
      @syahiran00 Před 5 lety +5

      minecraftpro_45 lol

    • @TheUltrasora
      @TheUltrasora Před 4 lety +11

      *Hears sephiroth ominous music
      "Sephiroth" aporouches with his ridiculously long "sword".
      9999 damage infincted.

    • @bubbaducky7961
      @bubbaducky7961 Před 4 lety +1

      I read this right as he said it.

    • @returnedtomonkey8886
      @returnedtomonkey8886 Před 4 lety

      a DICKLESS naked sephiroth, I bet og sephiroth had a huge PP

  • @dauntlessnicholas1672
    @dauntlessnicholas1672 Před 4 lety +34

    I played this when it first came out on the PS4, but stopped at Ending B. And that was one of the worst mistake I’ve ever made. If you haven’t played the Nier automata, play it, enjoy it, treasure it, and love it. Every aspect, personalities and storyline links together and form this perfect ARPG. I didn’t even realize that I clocked in almost 40 hours of game time in less than 5 days. It’s a timeless masterpiece

    • @noisydope
      @noisydope Před 4 lety +3

      this is exactly what ive found out in the past few days. currently on route C and its just under 40 hrs. excellent game

    • @returnedtomonkey8886
      @returnedtomonkey8886 Před 4 lety +3

      does A inARPG stands for Androidasscheeks?

    • @szaka9395
      @szaka9395 Před 3 měsíci

      Bro for 7 years i was thinking that its a dumb hack and slash with sexy chicks. A game that nobody will remember. I forgot about it and never looked it again. Something clicked in me after 7 years and i wanted to play a stupid hack and slash with sexy chicks, because why not? OH HOW WRONG WAS I. This game instantly got nr1 of all games i ever played in my life. I sacrificed my first save, even as i wanted to clear game 100%, but the ending was so EPIC i had to. I would be an egoist bitch if i wouldnt. Replaying it right now.

  • @TheGreyParse
    @TheGreyParse Před 5 lety +49

    1:48
    Almost blasted 9S clear off the roof.

  • @daftpunk89
    @daftpunk89 Před 7 lety +3454

    I actually bought this game because of this video. Thank you Dunkey.

  • @golemcrimson
    @golemcrimson Před 7 lety +2533

    I found this a bit spoiler-free, but it still gave me a good impression of the game. It's getting my money.

  • @cloud99vii27
    @cloud99vii27 Před 2 lety +5

    You know a game is THAT good when dunkey kills Pascal and makes me freaking scream NOOO WAYY

  • @miyukiteishi9051
    @miyukiteishi9051 Před 2 lety +8

    Man I really did not expect him to obliterate pascal like that

  • @edmundbarker2311
    @edmundbarker2311 Před 7 lety +1348

    "What the fuck is this, robots? Is this some kinda Satanic ritual?"
    Everyone's reaction when they first learn about Nier and Yoko Taro.

    • @muss2055
      @muss2055 Před 6 lety +50

      yoko taro is a sick bastard. but he is still a genius. i just love him hahaha

    • @textexadecimal9340
      @textexadecimal9340 Před 6 lety +5

      mustafa chey Was the game really just all around that fucked up...
      I might play it now

    • @muss2055
      @muss2055 Před 6 lety +5

      Tex Texadecimal play it, its the best game i have ever played.

    • @rollforrupees6479
      @rollforrupees6479 Před 6 lety +2

      Its the moste depressing game ive played in years.

    • @muss2055
      @muss2055 Před 6 lety +3

      Roll For Rupees agreed. i fucking cried.

  • @LottaSnacks5
    @LottaSnacks5 Před 7 lety +751

    Satanic Ritual? Self Destruct? WIENERS!? You must be that robot...

  • @hoitem6500
    @hoitem6500 Před 2 lety +4

    Damn, that robot in the thumbnail is really attractive!
    2B's alright too, I guess.

  • @owenhammon9363
    @owenhammon9363 Před 5 lety +104

    2:35 SNAKE EATER

  • @philippesvensson767
    @philippesvensson767 Před 7 lety +2469

    So it's like madden?

  • @zeromailss
    @zeromailss Před 6 lety +4164

    Getting this game early was the wisest thing I did this year

    • @Andrewallday
      @Andrewallday Před 6 lety +26

      What’s this game called? Sorry if it already written somewhere

    • @SetsunaNoUta
      @SetsunaNoUta Před 6 lety +119

      +Grant Griffiths NieR: Automata

    • @user-qz6pz2oz8x
      @user-qz6pz2oz8x Před 5 lety +93

      I'm glad I finished the game before watching this

    • @duffin6068
      @duffin6068 Před 5 lety

      i see you everywhere

    • @andersonrayregalia8378
      @andersonrayregalia8378 Před 5 lety +8

      にゃあエイリアンMeowAlien the ending broke my heart aaaaa

  • @kaboom5651
    @kaboom5651 Před 4 lety +16

    4:30
    Speedrunners: Wait, that's illegal!

  • @px64
    @px64 Před 3 lety +9

    3:50
    "Can I go back to be in that prostitute now?"

  • @TheJiminyJim
    @TheJiminyJim Před 7 lety +385

    2:49 At the moment when they raised their heads and opened thier mouth I though they gonna burst into laughter

    • @TheJiminyJim
      @TheJiminyJim Před 7 lety +9

      I dunno why

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn Před 7 lety +14

      they were about to, but then more pressing matters came up.

    • @FoxuF
      @FoxuF Před 7 lety +2

      name of.the game?

    • @b.rogers8452
      @b.rogers8452 Před 7 lety +27

      "This is the part where we throw back our heads and laugh!"

    • @spooon5063
      @spooon5063 Před 7 lety +2

      IANHAPPYFOX 55 Roblox

  • @somedude5657
    @somedude5657 Před 7 lety +427

    L O R D G I G G A M U N G U S

    • @Gundamseeddabest
      @Gundamseeddabest Před 6 lety +7

      Wire One was that sexual harassment you just did?

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 Před 6 lety +6

      Dunkey trolled everyone here, Lord Gigamungus is actually the hardest boss in the game

    • @Nupero
      @Nupero Před 3 lety +1

      among us Ha ha H xDxd

    • @bikrantborsaikia
      @bikrantborsaikia Před 3 lety

      oh no amongus was predicted 4 years ago.. the prophecy IS TRUE

    • @mrtruman4339
      @mrtruman4339 Před 2 lety

      sussy 😳

  • @djhyperfresh76
    @djhyperfresh76 Před 4 lety +17

    "you don't need to call me ma'am"
    "Huh?"
    "You don't need to be so formal"
    "Codex?"
    "Face camo?"
    "Key card?"
    "Second floor basement?"

  • @th3hyp3g0d8
    @th3hyp3g0d8 Před 3 lety +15

    3:14 Lord giga what? 😳

    • @Kirisaga
      @Kirisaga Před 3 lety +3

      😱😱😱😱(omg!!!!!🔴)⬅

    • @BongoBybs
      @BongoBybs Před 3 lety +4

      Good thing I checked newest first before I made the joke again

    • @micheal5117
      @micheal5117 Před 2 lety

      the pretender is mistrustful

  • @berserk2606
    @berserk2606 Před 7 lety +172

    I lost it when she was climbing up a ladder and snake eater briefly played

  • @chelseasellars3197
    @chelseasellars3197 Před 7 lety +174

    The moment 'naked Sephiroth' was spoken I just - I died.

  • @geronimoguy111
    @geronimoguy111 Před 4 lety +22

    He should've shown the bit where there are Romeos and Juliets

    • @kutayarcan911
      @kutayarcan911 Před 4 lety +3

      It's a side quest and he probably skipped it.

    • @ExySmexy
      @ExySmexy Před 3 lety

      @@kutayarcan911 he probably didnt finish ending B at all

    • @atom8248
      @atom8248 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ExySmexy he has a level 50 a2 in one video so im pretty sure he did actually

  • @nicholasleclerc1583
    @nicholasleclerc1583 Před 4 lety +11

    4:01
    Oh, hey, Goku !

  • @banana9019
    @banana9019 Před 7 lety +456

    Metal gear?!?
    Psychomantis?
    Robots?

  • @Razeluxe01
    @Razeluxe01 Před 7 lety +2022

    This is legit my game of the year already though. This fuckin' game will take you for a ride.

    • @Nirr0
      @Nirr0 Před 7 lety +72

      Razeluxe01 you mean Persona5, right ? neiR is only good because of 2B's phat ass

    • @Razeluxe01
      @Razeluxe01 Před 7 lety +276

      Still a good game no matter how much I want her to sit on my face.

    • @holopawdruid6816
      @holopawdruid6816 Před 7 lety +192

      I'm one of the biggest Persona fanboys you'll find and even I admit I like NieR:A even more than Persona 5. It's my favorite game ever.

    • @Nirr0
      @Nirr0 Před 7 lety +21

      to each their own, persona 5 is basically perfect to me. neiR suffers some writing issues, and don't even get me started with the camera in some sequences. it's trying really hard to be bayonetta without being as solid as bayonetta.

    • @AmbassadorLuke
      @AmbassadorLuke Před 7 lety +154

      The game doesn't have writing issues. The thing with Yoko Taro games is that his stories are found elsewhere ie the story about A2 is found in a stageplay. The story continues in the Nier Concert that just finished last weekend (Post Ending E story). Sadly people who aren't involved with knowing how Yoko Taro does his story telling won't know these things.

  • @vmw410
    @vmw410 Před 2 lety

    For some reason, I had been avoiding videogamedunkey. But this guy is funny. I’m subbing

  • @Secret_Takodachi
    @Secret_Takodachi Před rokem +3

    I'm glad the lady from Rule34 got her own game. Good for her!

  • @TheGreatestGinja
    @TheGreatestGinja Před 7 lety +507

    wow i didnt know anything about this game besides seeing fan made art of 2b now im really confused

    • @joinsideke
      @joinsideke Před 7 lety +88

      In the future, aliens attacked Earth with an army of robots, and the last of humanity escaped to the moon. They later sent androids back down to fight the robots and reclaim Earth for them. And then shit gets crazy. (This is the super simplified version. It's technically a sequel, and the back story is actually even more crazy, but so far in my playthrough it hasn't really tied in with the new one, besides some throwbacks.)

    • @Zyl0s
      @Zyl0s Před 7 lety +116

      Joinsideke So when and why do they start sending prostitutes? Did they run out of androids?

    • @adlindorsal9877
      @adlindorsal9877 Před 7 lety +49

      Well, the story is mind-fuckingly good. Yoko Taro dark story-telling with the amazing gameplay from Platinum.

    • @maxmurray6008
      @maxmurray6008 Před 7 lety

      Yo are you kidding me right now. That's my screenname.

    • @FoeReaper
      @FoeReaper Před 7 lety +28

      Fukin weebs

  • @I_like_Batman
    @I_like_Batman Před 7 lety +336

    For anyone wondering, this video does contain spoilers. Watch at your own risk.

    • @charliebobluanski2
      @charliebobluanski2 Před 7 lety

      thank you kind stranger❤️

    • @aruandum9234
      @aruandum9234 Před 7 lety +5

      I like batman thank you, u saved me

    • @Zinshin
      @Zinshin Před 7 lety +3

      Yeah this came a little too late. I figured that Dunkey was showing a lot of the major cutscenes, like the birthing and WHY DID YOU KILL MY BROTHER. Is there still more to the story?

    • @paladan4597
      @paladan4597 Před 7 lety +5

      Just finished my first playthrough, agree with Bane.
      Nothing in this video was all that spoilery, unless you ONLY plan on playing route A

    • @Dragonage2ftw
      @Dragonage2ftw Před 7 lety +15

      There's A LOT more to this game.

  • @mohamedchaib5084
    @mohamedchaib5084 Před 2 lety +3

    BEST Game in the whole goddamn univers my nibba

  • @alldy7836
    @alldy7836 Před 3 lety +2

    he murdered the entire robot village with that music playing in the backround..
    only a psychopath would do that

  • @losmentos5078
    @losmentos5078 Před 6 lety +846

    -Please go without me
    “ok”

  • @Hunter-im3tg
    @Hunter-im3tg Před 2 lety +3

    The amusement park theme 😍

  • @joedoornhaag9312
    @joedoornhaag9312 Před 4 lety +44

    “YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE ANY WIENERS!”

  • @Ashoingbob
    @Ashoingbob Před 7 lety +1154

    My Honest review on Knack 2
    The game runs through the original three Indy films and while it follows the stories well, there are some segments that have been added or tweaked to better fit the title. For example, after rescuing Marion from her bar towards the start of Raiders of the Lost Ark, you'll run through a section where you work along a snowy cliff side, take on some Germans and eventually head out of the area. Similarly, the temple at the end of the Last Crusade has much more than three tests to pass, with plenty of mostly non-deadly puzzles to complete before you get to the Grail. This all works well in terms of how the game plays as well as its pacing, and most all of the segments are fun, though there's certainly a bigger separation between game and films than what we saw with the LEGO Star Wars titles.
    Though there's obviously a lack of Force powers this time around, Traveller's Tales has once again done a good job of providing distinct character groups. Indiana Jones' whip always comes in handy, and he's the only one that can open a number of the game's sections thanks to its numerous uses. Thugees, the bad guys from the Temple of Doom, are able to "talk" to statues of Kali and open up secret areas, while people with manuscripts, like Henry Jones Sr. or Elsa, are able to decipher hieroglyphs and open other secrets. Some characters come with shovels or wrenches, which allow them to dig up objects or fix broken items.

    Fights with armed enemies can be a nuisance when all you have is your fists.
    The cool thing here is that aside from Indy's whip (or a tiny character's small stature), you're able to find all of these items in-game to help you solve puzzles. So even if you only have Junior and Willie at your disposal, you'll be able to dig up treasure if you can find a shovel nearby, or you can work with hieroglyphs if you can find a book. There are plenty of areas that won't have these things lying around, requiring that you come back in Free Play to unlock more goodies, but the puzzle variety is able to be mixed much better throughout the game thanks to the ability to pick up and use items.
    Adding a bit more character to the main cast are phobias that a couple of them have. Indy, for instance, is afraid of snakes, while Willie is scared of spiders. Both will cower in fear when near them, so you'll need to use another character to either clear the way or go ahead and solve a puzzle without them. It's a small touch, but one that works well to bring about some of the characters' traits from the films to the game. Since the characters don't really talk though, Short Round lacks his funny quips and just winds up being short. Oh well.
    A somewhat big difference between the Star Wars and Indiana Jones LEGO games is the focus of combat. While most characters either had a lightsaber or blaster in the Star Wars titles, the combat in LEGO Indy is largely hand-to-hand. You can pick up guns that enemies drop, but they're only good for a few shots before they expire. While this is mostly fine, it can be a little frustrating when there are a group of armed enemies on-screen and you have no choice but to repeatedly jump while running at them in order to try and dodge their shots. You will inevitably get hit and probably even die a few times in the scuffle. While you have infinite lives of course, it's still frustrating to know that you don't really have a good chance of coming out unscathed in these encounters and simply have to bear down and charge until everyone is dead.
    5 out 6

    • @zk1960
      @zk1960 Před 7 lety +13

      Jacket's Piece you wrote an essay

    • @MLRTH
      @MLRTH Před 7 lety +32

      I love to imagine you drafting this in Word days before this video came out

    • @pyroishere6078
      @pyroishere6078 Před 7 lety

      Jacket's Piece beautiful

    • @revu34
      @revu34 Před 7 lety +1

      Random = Funny (always)

    • @KuroDHero
      @KuroDHero Před 7 lety +7

      this is why i love dunkeys comment section

  • @LiamRomK
    @LiamRomK Před 7 lety +315

    They're eating them! And then they're gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOD!!!

  • @oliharris8768
    @oliharris8768 Před 5 lety +29

    "WHY DID YOU KILL MY BROTHERR!!!1!!"
    "I thought it would be funny"

  • @oompalumpus699
    @oompalumpus699 Před 4 lety +7

    If Dunkey was still around during the Nier: Automata timeline, the androids would have been less depressed.

  • @MilleniumRoci
    @MilleniumRoci Před 6 lety +1257

    Shhh. No one tell dunkey that the main characters are also robots.

    • @dantethebloodedge2485
      @dantethebloodedge2485 Před 3 lety +100

      I think he knew that because at the end he killed them by removing everything

    • @baconmunchgd5447
      @baconmunchgd5447 Před 3 lety +11

      Well they are androids not robots

    • @PanArchive
      @PanArchive Před 3 lety +37

      @@baconmunchgd5447 I advise playing through the entire game next time

    • @baconmunchgd5447
      @baconmunchgd5447 Před 3 lety +2

      @@PanArchive that bait sure is yummy isn’t it

    • @hawkemesa
      @hawkemesa Před 3 lety +20

      @@baconmunchgd5447 I've got some bad news, friend. One of the late game revelations is that the Yorha brand Androids are specifically made with machine (robot) cores unlike the other androids on the planet. It's why the logic virus works on them and spreads with no prior warning.
      The only purpose of the Yorha androids is to fight and die with the machines so that they can continue to have a purpose.

  • @brosephnoonan223
    @brosephnoonan223 Před 7 lety +2085

    I just want a 2B to make me lunch, and sit on my face. Is that so wrong?

    • @TakeOnNE1
      @TakeOnNE1 Před 7 lety +658

      This is a man with priorities.

    • @silveraine2520
      @silveraine2520 Před 7 lety +13

      +Memento Mori
      HAHA

    • @mrduden8r
      @mrduden8r Před 7 lety +330

      MrPrivatePikmin the human skull can withstand 500 pounds. The human pelvis can handle at least 1900 pounds

    • @frostbite2825
      @frostbite2825 Před 7 lety +179

      Marston sounds like a great way to go

    • @nonenothingnull
      @nonenothingnull Před 7 lety +12

      Not wrong, were coming into that future ;)

  • @TheCaliforniaHP
    @TheCaliforniaHP Před 2 lety +8

    One thing here is that dunkey had wild ideas and the game let him do his wild ideas. Not very common in games overall. Nier Automata greatness

  • @hootboi9092
    @hootboi9092 Před 2 lety +3

    I hope dunkey isn't present in the future when robots will become sentient and fight for their rights, cause he's surely gonna get cancelled for this video

  • @ErikMikkelsen1
    @ErikMikkelsen1 Před 7 lety +348

    I loved the snippet of the Snake Eater theme song at 2:35

  • @dysenteryking9034
    @dysenteryking9034 Před 7 lety +326

    oh, so THIS is the game all the porn i'm seeing is of

  • @wolfpackgaming9632
    @wolfpackgaming9632 Před 4 lety +3

    I went into this just knowing he was going to kill the non hostile robots but it still broke my heart when he actually did it lol

  • @Kotoro-Amon
    @Kotoro-Amon Před 8 měsíci +2

    I got the skirt achievement and I felt a little shame, I never knew there was an a achievement for that.

  • @SirBumRush
    @SirBumRush Před 7 lety +487

    This MGSV DLC looks wild.

  • @manwe1532
    @manwe1532 Před 7 lety +126

    "Name's Jackass" "You're that ninja"

  • @saimir77
    @saimir77 Před rokem +4

    Just beat it today and got the E ending. Amazing experience.

  • @adoellex8000
    @adoellex8000 Před 5 lety +11

    "Go... without me..." *Dying*
    ... "K." *Leaves*

  • @gaynutbuster
    @gaynutbuster Před 6 lety +2645

    1:09 Oh, wow... That's genuinely made feel so sad.

    • @gabeitch9142
      @gabeitch9142 Před 6 lety +200

      We see them eating humans at the end dude

    • @Prozitive
      @Prozitive Před 6 lety +352

      Thesobersandwitch they were separate that's the robot in pascal's village they not harm us but at that camp from ending of video that was an infected robot so they go berserk

    • @anubis6173
      @anubis6173 Před 6 lety +301

      KILL EM ALL WOOOOOO

    • @gabeitch9142
      @gabeitch9142 Před 6 lety +3

      RhinoMan That Guy my man

    • @binal-flecki2387
      @binal-flecki2387 Před 6 lety +35

      laughed my ass off at that part

  • @asrielnightmeuur9577
    @asrielnightmeuur9577 Před 7 lety +515

    1:07
    "Looks like they don't really want to fight."
    "KILL THEM ALL! WOOH!"

  • @KhangNguyen-qn4bh
    @KhangNguyen-qn4bh Před 2 lety +4

    2:59 No, don’t kill Emil! He has suffer enough already, he lived on for thousands of years for his friends and protect Earth even though they already died…

  • @benj.j
    @benj.j Před 5 lety +25

    Best game i played. And soundtrack was flaweless

  • @Poisonedhorror
    @Poisonedhorror Před 7 lety +1739

    Dunkster. Why don't you ever inform us what games you play? I still don't know what game you were playing last video when you played Zelda Breath of The Wild.

    • @Poisonedhorror
      @Poisonedhorror Před 7 lety +2

      Blum ü
      I know what it is mate. Don't worry. Thank you though.

    • @mrfish6399
      @mrfish6399 Před 7 lety +64

      P H he was playing on the grush

    • @slamarchy2493
      @slamarchy2493 Před 7 lety +17

      I have never seen a question in this format, it's beautiful.

    • @Artoria_W
      @Artoria_W Před 7 lety +9

      he is playing knack 3 now

    • @Kheossun
      @Kheossun Před 7 lety

      what do trolls do?

  • @Aoenias
    @Aoenias Před 7 lety +160

    The bucket robot song is the game over (versus mode) music from Dr Mario on the NES version and the outro song is the Pac Attack menu theme on the SNES version.
    You're welcome everybody asking about the songs.

    • @provideos98
      @provideos98 Před 7 lety +2

      what about the song at 3:14?

    • @Aoenias
      @Aoenias Před 7 lety +13

      That's on the Nier Automata Soundtrack. C'mon dude. It's the Automata version of Song of the Ancients from Nier.

    • @oilychefofblackpepper
      @oilychefofblackpepper Před 7 lety +3

      what about when the heavy metal kicks in at 0:44

    • @crankyshaman4531
      @crankyshaman4531 Před 6 lety

      Thank you!!!

    • @skinlesscat5058
      @skinlesscat5058 Před rokem

      whats the heavy metal song