Can't wait to see whats in store for the new Mario Odyssey and BOTW 2. donkey twitter / vgdunkey donkey twitch / dunkstream donkey wife / leahbee donkey store dunkeyscastle.com/
@@tedlopez1368 They literally did bait us. Showing up on the screen like that, giving us false hope after a mostly disappointing Direct. And then saying, sike, here's a $60 port of a Wii game lol.
@@megamanzx21 certainly for those interested in JRPGs and ports, though I'm not too interested in those categories. A lot of flagship titles of Nintendo were simply not talked about or delayed, which is frustrating for many fans. Delays are understandable though. Economies, production, work for many people was shut down due to the pandemic. The best that Nintendo fans can do is to hold tight and wait.
@@megamanzx21 IKR. These Sony fanboys are so cringe... I can't believe they're not excited for the ability to finally play as classic character that everyone knows known as "Fuse" in popular SNES JRPG game, "Phalanx". Honestly, can't these guys go play a mindless shooter like Last Of Us 2 or something lol?
@@IcyDiamond Yes, it is the last joke he makes in his video titled "The Sad Year." I was wrong about the year though. He's reviewing video games in 2016 not 2015.
It's absolutely insane that Dunkey's prediction that "In Breath Of The Wild 2 you'll be able to shoot yourself out of a slingshot and use rocket boots to boost up cliffs" was 100% completely right.
@@d.j.w2600 Seems kinda weird to me that you didn't like the joke, but enjoy Dunkey. It sounds like something dunkle would say when responding to someone not getting the joke.
@@Liezuli wields a unknown weapon that can cause fatal damage which shoots projectiles in high speed giving the opponent no chance to defend themselves™
@Zach Watering They actually added the character that any single soul in the entire world requested for smash. Yes, here it is, Raym....Pyra from fire emblem series.
@@thechugg4372 Yes but there are too many anime sword characters. That is why they should include Barst from fire emblem series. I mean c'mon he use an axe. It is the variety that the game needs.
@@KingKFool-kp9ts because I like to watch announcements on games that Nintendo makes and maybe the occasional Smash inclusion. This Direct had 1 cool remake announcement and nothing else that wasn't already a shitty franchise or from a Furby Sex Dungeon Game
@@MrMisfortune Look man, I find Dunkey entertaining and he seems like a cool dude but he has a bad habit of editing his content to make it seem like games are worse than they are. It isnt a “furby sex dungeon game”, thats one scene taken out of context. Pyra and Mythra arent who I wanted either but a lot of people did (including the late Etika) and I respect that. Miitopia is a baller game and the new Mario Golf looks cool. Lot of good announcements that werent for me, but thats fine. People need to stop going into directs expecting to like everything. Every single direct for the past 3 years has received major backlash and yet every time those same people get excited and watch for some reason.
Welp they announced fall guys so i guess they almost did Edit: apparently i was talking about takeshis castle not takeshis challenge there is a major difference
If they gonna list all the games they didnt make it would be a hell of a long video. Pretty weird to literally stand a man in front of a camera for the sole purpose of saying "We aint got shit."
It was obviously so that he could surprise announce Skyward Sword HD, he didn’t just stand there and announce nothing. He needed to announce Skyward Sword and knew his presence would only raise questions so he addressed them right away, it’s really not that complicated This is coming from someone who wanted nothing more than BOTW2 news
I love how they showed the Zelda dude for a solid 5 seconds to make us all happy to have him tell us "haha you dumbass no botw 2 information." Like they literally could've had anyone else announce that they're doing a damn rerelease?
Aight now this is getting weird! Reno you've commented on every single video I've watched today. Are you trying to get my attention?? Cus if you are it's working. Keep up the 2a fight, brother.
@@tront5903 The actual game is far better but that Barn Joke was bad. Miitopia is great though, it is basically a rpg in which you can insert any character you want so you can have like a whole team of Nintendo Presidents go against Robbie Rotten or a whole host of combination. Shouldn't have been $50 even if I do appreciate it getting more spotlight.
Middle aged man is the most underrated character, he has the hindsight ability and the financially responsible move which is OP on low tier enemies, what a waste
He does do reduced damage against opponents smaller than him, though, but they balance it a little by making him heavier and giving him a lower air speed, still a B tier hero at best.
@@WoodlandDrake yeah but with enough exp middle aged man can evolve into old man , a stage where he learn the moves "get off my lawn" and "I don't pay taxes so you can sit on your ass all day" which casts confusion on their opponents making them lower their guard and thereby making them vulnerable , so potentially he is the most ridiculously op character, and don't forget his limit attack "I'll call the cops" which boosts his confidence and attack power
@@cacarot6020 I'm pretty sure most of those didn't make the cut from the RPG, I am glad the kept the levelling mechanic, though, and seeing ICTC as his final smash is heart-pumping. Speaking of, I'm surprised that they kept the morbidly detailed Heart Attack from the conclusion of his sidequest for his end of round defeat animation
@@tylerlackey1175 Actually, funnily enough, I recently got my driver's license. Also, you probably shouldn't attack people based on their video game taste
How stupid is this... If we can swap between these two why can't we do that for Samus and Zero Samus. These lewd characters are just in the game because Sakurai just didn't fall in love with the game, he is a pervert... He put no effort in the final smash... No Penuma... This is a fine example that the fan-service in this game is a bit too much. The first game had jiggle physics but the default clothing didn't and you could always change to whatever you wanted anyways. The problem now is that even the default outfits for the characters are Otaku fap material and falls to many anime tropes instead of being creative like the 1st game. The main problem with these games are the extremely passive combat system. However, this game is an improvement over the linear attack toggling from Xenoblade Chronicles Wii's terrible battle system. So I don't blame you if you don't buy the game but the cutscenes are an absolute must watch, as the Xenoblade games have some of the best stories in video game history...
Sometimes Nintendo acts like a group of alien lizard people who don't know their audience or even how to read a room. I love them but they're so frustrating sometimes. So set in their ways.
Meh, Dunkey was being over the top in this one. Octopath Traveler has a ton of content and is gorgeous, and I've heard great things about Bravely Default. They're well made FF-style games. There are fewer RPG-style players in the US, maybe, but that doesn't make those games bad or Nintendo set in their ways/unable to read a room. I'm all for good RPGs rather than more of the same. ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
@@kaproskarleto5136 you see i didn't hear it at first either because I was distracted by the fact that of all the 3ds games that would be amazing to have ported to Switch, they chose miitopia.
This direct was so strange on account of the fact that there is absolutely nothing unusual about it. Nintendo just stopped doing them for, like, a year, and then just dropped a completely uneventful direct on us.
@@aarOuOn nobody asked for that game. Barely anyone even played the first two. "BUT IT HAD A LOT OF SALES!!!!!" you might say, yes people bought it, realized it was a waste of money and never played it again.
@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth Good point. Still, we got confirmation of The Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword HD and Splatoon 3 for the Switch so that's something to be grateful for. Plus we got Pyra in Smash so that's also something worth playing. Yeah! I'm talking to you Weebs and Weebettes. Don't think that I saw you drooling over Pyra! XD But I Digress
Dunkey: hates anime. Dunkey: hates rpgs. Dunkey: hates turn based combat. Also Dunkey: is surprised when a studio that primarily published these types of games decides to publish these types of games
Yup, I loved it. I mean I was super disappointed when they have the “oh one more thing” and then its not BotW2 or any other big nintendo game (Metroid, Mario).
Watching this back 2 years later, his predictions for BotW2 (crazy to think TotK didn't have a name yet at this point) at the start of the video are actually kinda spot-on!
It's odd to me that it seems so complete from the footage that they would solicit feedback. It seems way too far along for that. Unless a computer is developing it...
I actually wouldn't be surprised, but I also wouldn't complain if it's anything where near as good as the original _Final Fantasy Tactics_ and similar strategy games were. A.I.-made games would totally be fine with me in that case.
ive never heard a louder silence than the end of this video
for real, thought my computer was acting up
1000 likes for just saying you've never heard a louder silence
Damn verification mark
Watch his getting over it video
this is suspiciously quiet
anyways when splatoon 3 drops lmk in this comment section I’m gonna 1v1 and beat your squid ass cheek
@@christianmedina6693 computer shaking ass 😳
Eiji Aonuma announcing he has nothing to announce is probably the most Nintendo thing you can think of
Props for the honesty at least.
But he did announce something though.
@@ginogatash4030 true i rather that than getting baited
@@tedlopez1368 They literally did bait us. Showing up on the screen like that, giving us false hope after a mostly disappointing Direct. And then saying, sike, here's a $60 port of a Wii game lol.
Hey, at least we weren’t told the game development wasn’t going well and it was going to be delayed.
It has a little nothing for everyone
9/10
@@kurniahidayat7221 the link doesn't work, your scam has failed
Splatoon
looool
it has a little something for about 7 of us
This direct in a nutshell:
"Unfortunately, we don't have anything to share right now. We apologize."
There was a lot of things shared.
@@megamanzx21 certainly for those interested in JRPGs and ports, though I'm not too interested in those categories. A lot of flagship titles of Nintendo were simply not talked about or delayed, which is frustrating for many fans. Delays are understandable though. Economies, production, work for many people was shut down due to the pandemic. The best that Nintendo fans can do is to hold tight and wait.
Please understand
@@megamanzx21 IKR. These Sony fanboys are so cringe... I can't believe they're not excited for the ability to finally play as classic character that everyone knows known as "Fuse" in popular SNES JRPG game, "Phalanx". Honestly, can't these guys go play a mindless shooter like Last Of Us 2 or something lol?
@@mboz_2108 I love this
“There’s still a little bit more to show you”
“Unfortunately we have nothing to show right now”
Bruh
Nah he cut the part where skywards sword HD gets announced
Dude that’s only because Dunkey cut the skyward sword announcement
@@wardskidoedels512 nintendo should've just cut skyward sword in general.
@@tordcountry wdym? as in cut the price?
@@Fazoop wooooow what a huge loss
I feel like yesterday’s direct was carefully designed by Nintendo to piss Dunkey off in every possible way lol
I don't know if they could've made it more anti-Dunkey if they even tried. It was the perfect culmination of everything he dislikes lol
Bro I was right there with him I was so mad 😂
And me
It pissed me tf off too that shit was garbage
not just dunkey. everyone except the 1% of weebs hated this whole direct
Never forget that Nintendo....is actually run by a dvd copy of Shark Tale sitting on a chair, ladies and gentlemen.
Is this a Schaffrilias reference?
@@IcyDiamond no dunkey said it in one of his videos
@@jogolord8122 can I have a link to this video please?
@@IcyDiamond I think the video was called, "The Sad Year." It is Dunkey's retrospective on video games in 2015.
@@IcyDiamond Yes, it is the last joke he makes in his video titled "The Sad Year." I was wrong about the year though. He's reviewing video games in 2016 not 2015.
I love how the happiest dunkey gets during this direct is when he hears that a game gets canceled
@Countryman Roland no u
Hey but miitopia is pretty good
"How's it going so far?"
"Fuck You!"
so FUCKING GOOD
Agreed
I know it makes no sense what I said
I rewinded that part five or six times and I kept laughing
5:30 replay button HERE!
"How's it going so far?"
"Fuck you!"
It's 3 am and I'm crying laughing
Ah, a fellow non-sleeping european
Do you live in Spain or Sweden? :)
That moment was gold
you better not be british
It was the funniest thing 😂😂😂
Nintendo: “Hey do you want news on that new Zelda game.”
Me: “Yea that would be amazing...”
Nintendo: “Too bad fucker.”
Ok
@Alagu jothi Ok
It's absolutely insane that Dunkey's prediction that "In Breath Of The Wild 2 you'll be able to shoot yourself out of a slingshot and use rocket boots to boost up cliffs" was 100% completely right.
Zelda fans: “it’s been sooo long since we’ve gotten any news WTF?!!”
Metroid Prime fans: “It’s been 84 years…”
F-zeros fans are still in their graves
@@camerat0rplays987 never mention F-Zero in my presence again you insensitive fuck. We will never get a new game:(
@@camerat0rplays987 I cry for F-Zero fans
I'm here for Zelda but I'd be so happy with an F-Zero game
Botw sucked
@@tyguy3876 ok
this has to be the single longest mario golf announcement ever.
underrated comment
@@crunk6232 the dude just made the comment holy shit dude
@@slickryder allow it
Extremely baeeeaddd
Facts
Dunkey should stop complaining. This was just the first strand-type Nintendo Direct. It's simple economics.
@@d.j.w2600 senseofhumor.exe has stopped working
@@d.j.w2600 It's almost like the past year has had some sort of set back or problem.... Hmmmmmm.
@@d.j.w2600 do you even like dunkey's videos? You sound like you don't
@@d.j.w2600 Seems kinda weird to me that you didn't like the joke, but enjoy Dunkey. It sounds like something dunkle would say when responding to someone not getting the joke.
@@d.j.w2600 Being a gay bear is illegal DJW
“From the creators of the Dageanrompa”
“Donkey Konga?”
Hahahaha
Slides up nerd glasses
“YoU MeAN DaNGaNRoNpA???”
Ya mean Drampagoon?
he's talking about dang it grandpa
Dargoenradndoenrompera?
Doggone Ron Paul
Tony. Get the boulder.
I got 2
gotchu boss 🗿
@@pokewalkthroughfreak TONY MY MAN
I'll get a boulder, but for dunkey, not the direct.
Tony bring out the emulators
“Catch strippers like Pokémon” Dunkey just sold me on Xenloblade 2
📠📠
Yep
Sword rack? NAH SWORD WITH A RACK
Yo same
‼️‼️
My name is Barbara Gordon and I’m paralysed because the joker shot me
He’s the Final Boss of the game for a reason
Thats fucking dark jo
*FOR HIS NEUTRAL SPECIAL, HE-*
@@Liezuli wields a unknown weapon that can cause fatal damage which shoots projectiles in high speed giving the opponent no chance to defend themselves™
@@pixelfoxshouse That sounds cowardly
Nintendo making an announcement, announcing that they have nothing to announce, is the the most Nintendo announcement I've ever heard
Hi, I'm Eiji Aonuma and I have to announce that there is no announcement.
But here, take this 10 year old wii game. Its dangerous to go alone
@@Broment502 It’s also dangerous for your wallets because it’s 60 dollars..
ATTENTION!!!
Thanks for your attention.
@Zach Watering They actually added the character that any single soul in the entire world requested for smash. Yes, here it is, Raym....Pyra from fire emblem series.
@@thechugg4372 Yes but there are too many anime sword characters. That is why they should include Barst from fire emblem series. I mean c'mon he use an axe. It is the variety that the game needs.
"We have no news. Sorry."
I haven't laughed that hard in a while
I experienced pain
I was legit crying laughing when I saw that live 😭
It would've been better to just not about anything about it. Them trolling us was intentional.
No news is news i guess?
Bastards are f*cking with us so hard
"Im back at the company after my gamestop trick" got me bro lmao
Pyra: Sorry Rex I couldn’t tell you, but I need...(turns around) A BIGGER GUN
Hello? Is this thing on?
@Multi*or is there a LEVEL 75 DINOSAUR in the BABY STARTING AREA?!*
@Multi i have to shoot them
"We would like to announce, that there is no announcement." - Nintendo
who would have thought that Nintendo would be the first Strand type company
literally that but unironically
We’ve got good news and bad news. The bad news is that there is no good news. The good news and that that was all the bad news we have to share.
Wait that was real? I thought Dunkey dubbed that for comedic effect.
@@mattperaica7308 it was very real but while you are waiting you can play this old wii port
"Triangle Strategy"? More like "Pyramid Scheme"
THIS LMAOOOOO
Nice
That's actually pretty well thought out! :D
BRUUUH 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Boom roast
Dunkey's predictions for BOTW 2 are amazingly spot on
except for the grappling hook which means the game is a 0/10
"This is like that time Nintendo had no Directs for a whole year only to disappoint us with a load of RPGs and anime"
-Gex
@@Jacob-xp8tw shut up
At least they have the addition of the playable protagonist "Fuse"
I wondered when they were gonna bring in Fuse from Apex Legends to Nintendo direct
Can't wait for him to join Smash in the next Nintendo Direct as the big reveal, then get his own game announced in the next one
woah fuse from classic cartoon network mmo game fusionfall
"Fuse" fans all over the world, rejoice
Fuze boutta kill the hostage and lose the round
its funny that everything that dunkey hates was put into one direct
This is what happens when you lose Reggie.
I mean pretty much the entire Direct was shitty so it fits lmao.
@@MrMisfortune Why do you even watch Nintendo directs
@@KingKFool-kp9ts because I like to watch announcements on games that Nintendo makes and maybe the occasional Smash inclusion. This Direct had 1 cool remake announcement and nothing else that wasn't already a shitty franchise or from a Furby Sex Dungeon Game
@@MrMisfortune Look man, I find Dunkey entertaining and he seems like a cool dude but he has a bad habit of editing his content to make it seem like games are worse than they are. It isnt a “furby sex dungeon game”, thats one scene taken out of context. Pyra and Mythra arent who I wanted either but a lot of people did (including the late Etika) and I respect that. Miitopia is a baller game and the new Mario Golf looks cool. Lot of good announcements that werent for me, but thats fine. People need to stop going into directs expecting to like everything. Every single direct for the past 3 years has received major backlash and yet every time those same people get excited and watch for some reason.
Strangely accurate prediction for tears of the kingdom
I've been a dunkey apostle for a while, mf has done more predictions than the simpsons.
I mean in this very video he makes allusions to AI's making videogames and nintendo shadowdroping a metroid game.
I stopped listening to dunkey when I went deaf.
I stopped listening to donkey when I got deported to Africa cause I heard that he's BLACK! :O
I stopped watching when I went blind
then you turned subtitles on
I stopped listening to dunkey when i realized i am old Beethoven
Stop being so ignorant, just don't be deaf, simple as that
They could have at least announced Takeshi's challenge 2: Domestic Violence intensified
Yes
I like the way you think
I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE
Welp they announced fall guys so i guess they almost did
Edit: apparently i was talking about takeshis castle not takeshis challenge there is a major difference
dragoon stop commenting and upload please thank
That "Fuck off" was so raw, I could really feel it.
“The dead silence after they admitted the truth that they had nothing to show for breath of the wild 2 struck me in my soul!”
- Gex
@@crimson1337 The beginning smash announcement.
-Gordon Ramsay
0:47
That voice clip was straight from his stream. These are highly real and true emotions
His description of tears of the kingdom is shockingly accurate
Me when there's a group project and the deadline comes: 5:51
As a middle aged man, I too was hoping for Middle Aged Man in Smash.
As an early aged man, i too was hoping for Middle Aged Man in Smash.
As a fetus, I too was hoping for Middle Aged Man in Smash.
As a non-middle aged man, I was hoping for Middle Aged Man in Smash to finally experience the unique Middle Aged Man experience.
As a young man, I too was hoping for Middle Aged Man in Smash.
As a man child, I too was hoping for Middle Aged Man in Smash.
This Nintendo Direct really makes you feel like a person with severe anger issues.
It wasn't nearly that bad though?
@@thepeople1448 it wasn't?
Maybe u are.
really makes you FEEL like*
@@rayaqin It wasn't.
I was honestly excited for the horse in Miitopia, and then I heard the pun. Now I can no longer feel any joy.
That joke was pretty barn stupid
@@IcyDiamond Of-fence-ively so
@@JacobPDeIiNoNi saying something like that ironically is what makes it funny imo
that damn pun, that pun is why the long face...
@@JacobPDeIiNoNi those barn(darn) jokes are getting annoying
Man that TOTK prediction was pretty fucking spot on😂
My favorite part of the direct was when Breath of the Wild 2 was confirmed to not have an announcement in the direct
Then I knew it was ok to leave
Seriously. If you're gonna say it, say it upfront. Jesus.
If they gonna list all the games they didnt make it would be a hell of a long video. Pretty weird to literally stand a man in front of a camera for the sole purpose of saying "We aint got shit."
It was obviously so that he could surprise announce Skyward Sword HD, he didn’t just stand there and announce nothing. He needed to announce Skyward Sword and knew his presence would only raise questions so he addressed them right away, it’s really not that complicated
This is coming from someone who wanted nothing more than BOTW2 news
I love how they showed the Zelda dude for a solid 5 seconds to make us all happy to have him tell us "haha you dumbass no botw 2 information." Like they literally could've had anyone else announce that they're doing a damn rerelease?
"Project Triangle Strategy [ working title ]" sounds like a title only an AI could come up with.
exactly what dunk said on stream LMAO
idk why they don't just call it Octopath Traveller 2 tbh.
@@_ikako_ it's probably not related story-wise and the gameplay is also not even the same genre
"Not Final Fantasy Tactics" was already taken.
Tripath Wanderer
2:18 held up well
what held up even better is the octopath traveller 2 🤣
"Link's gonna have rocket boots"
Well actually...
“You suck and we hate you” - Nintendo
Its an effective business method dont knock it
No one has been so kind in my life
Aight now this is getting weird! Reno you've commented on every single video I've watched today. Are you trying to get my attention?? Cus if you are it's working.
Keep up the 2a fight, brother.
- everybody to me
I loved dunkey so many years ago, only to discover Reno may last year, and now they clash. Dunkey and the gun world together at last. Am I dead?
"hows it going so far?"
"fuck you"
i almost spit out my drink lmaoo
This also got me 😂
5:30
dunkey's prediction for rocket boots and sling shots wasn't really innacurate for totk
They really made us think “oh! Zelda!” Only to go “SIKE”
Ah yes, the two things Dunkey hates most: anime and RPGs. This Direct was specifically made for him to hate.
Right after praising bowsers fury too, brutal
He deserves it he hated on miitopia
They better be turn-based too.
@@tront5903 The actual game is far better but that Barn Joke was bad. Miitopia is great though, it is basically a rpg in which you can insert any character you want so you can have like a whole team of Nintendo Presidents go against Robbie Rotten or a whole host of combination. Shouldn't have been $50 even if I do appreciate it getting more spotlight.
@Vish the Fish
No. Miitopia is an awful game. It should be called Reichtopia
I like how dunkey accepts that he’s gonna play the Mario golf
it looks fun, best thing from this direct, which is dissapointing
@@pienyx8017 it does look good
hopefully they don't screw it up like they did mario tennis aces which is just worse than the N64 and Gamecube versions.
For real that was the best game from this direct lol
@@pienyx8017 you disrespecting skyward sword tho
“Bravely Default.” Yup, it sure is.
This was the most relatable dunkey video. That "fuck off" at the start is exactly the same reaction I had.
Good. Be upset!
@@Canadiansamurai bruh
Pretty funny when this is all satire.
EUGENE?
Middle aged man is the most underrated character, he has the hindsight ability and the financially responsible move which is OP on low tier enemies, what a waste
He does do reduced damage against opponents smaller than him, though, but they balance it a little by making him heavier and giving him a lower air speed, still a B tier hero at best.
@@WoodlandDrake yeah but with enough exp middle aged man can evolve into old man , a stage where he learn the moves "get off my lawn" and "I don't pay taxes so you can sit on your ass all day" which casts confusion on their opponents making them lower their guard and thereby making them vulnerable , so potentially he is the most ridiculously op character, and don't forget his limit attack "I'll call the cops" which boosts his confidence and attack power
@@cacarot6020 I'm pretty sure most of those didn't make the cut from the RPG, I am glad the kept the levelling mechanic, though, and seeing ICTC as his final smash is heart-pumping. Speaking of, I'm surprised that they kept the morbidly detailed Heart Attack from the conclusion of his sidequest for his end of round defeat animation
I love my brothers
Especially yoshi
"Nintendo, this is the 7th month in a row you've shown octopath traveler in class"
Ngl as a big Octopath fan I am eating it up lol
1 more month will be the octomonth shower
@@gavino5505 yeah but as you said, have you even _played_ octopath traveler?
@@gavino5505 octopath traveler fans gonna be real excited when they're old enough to get their driver's permit
@@tylerlackey1175 Actually, funnily enough, I recently got my driver's license.
Also, you probably shouldn't attack people based on their video game taste
“Lower your expectations, boy’
Kratos,2018
Pyra - "I got an invitation to join Smash!"
Dunkey - "NO-OOOOOO"
That is the correct response
dunky : mario odyssey 2?
direct : golf
the sad part is that the golf is probably the most hype thing they announced lol
Everything else was just horrible.
@@golddigginboi2187 I think that is really unfair to JRPG fans. All 2 of them are probably really sad at your comment right now.
And no fucking BOTW 2 news
I love golf
This reminds me of the time Dunkey beat Nintendo in Smash
stay wow ;)
Dunkey makes a funny joke: fans repeat it for five years
Mmmm let me like because there is a big checkmark next to your name!
@@kylerclarke2689 it only gets funnier over time
How stupid is this... If we can swap between these two why can't we do that for Samus and Zero Samus.
These lewd characters are just in the game because Sakurai just didn't fall in love with the game, he is a pervert... He put no effort in the final smash... No Penuma...
This is a fine example that the fan-service in this game is a bit too much. The first game had jiggle physics but the default clothing didn't and you could always change to whatever you wanted anyways. The problem now is that even the default outfits for the characters are Otaku fap material and falls to many anime tropes instead of being creative like the 1st game.
The main problem with these games are the extremely passive combat system. However, this game is an improvement over the linear attack toggling from Xenoblade Chronicles Wii's terrible battle system. So I don't blame you if you don't buy the game but the cutscenes are an absolute must watch, as the Xenoblade games have some of the best stories in video game history...
Sometimes Nintendo acts like a group of alien lizard people who don't know their audience or even how to read a room. I love them but they're so frustrating sometimes. So set in their ways.
Nintendo is literally a bunch of robots with corrupted memory and 256bit processing power
they dont make games for grown men
Unfortunately Nintendo’s largest demographic is Asia and these types of things sell the best in Asia.
Meh, Dunkey was being over the top in this one. Octopath Traveler has a ton of content and is gorgeous, and I've heard great things about Bravely Default. They're well made FF-style games. There are fewer RPG-style players in the US, maybe, but that doesn't make those games bad or Nintendo set in their ways/unable to read a room. I'm all for good RPGs rather than more of the same. ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
Yeah this guy is rude I love project triangle strategy
5:26 little did we know that this was a hidden spoiler for Legend of Zelda having the new Fuse ability.
The highlight of the direct for me was Bowser in his golfing outfit.
Wario kinda bad thou
That's so sad, yet so incredibly true!
For me it was them saying they will have news for the new botw later this year
He’s really been a sharp dresser lately
The Highlight of the direct for me was ...............
At the end I could hear my own soul screaming in agony :)
did it sound like daffy duck
yooo you too? :D
Couldn't we all!
Damn bro I'm glad I'm a splatoon fan because holy shit otherwise this direct was aaaaass. I am looking forward to replaying SS tho.
Why is this man here
Slingshots and rocket boots aren't even too far off...
Remember 2017, when every game was just Dark Souls?
In 2021, every game is just Octopath Traveler.
"You can have a horse as an ally? That sounds pretty barn good"
Me: *silence*
dunkey: *silence*
Me: *silence* (not because of the terrible pun it was because I didn't hear it the first time)
@@kaproskarleto5136 you see i didn't hear it at first either because I was distracted by the fact that of all the 3ds games that would be amazing to have ported to Switch, they chose miitopia.
Is this Nintendo promoting Beasteality? DO they have no shame?
@@darthmarth87 miitopia is good tho, besides its probably a test run for a tomodachi life sequel (i hope)
@@darthmarth87 Whats wrong with miitopia? I loved miitopia!
can you turn down the volume on that silence my man
Shh, you’re interrupting the silence my guy
Haha 😂 (sorry)
No
It was quite deafening
Thought it was paused for a sec
Dunkey predicting Pikmin 4 (*pop) nice
Reggie appears.
He goes,
"I'm back at the company after my GameStop trick"
...
I haven't laughed that hard in a good while XD
Jokes aside though, I love to see how Reggie is able to make GameStop better
This direct was so strange on account of the fact that there is absolutely nothing unusual about it. Nintendo just stopped doing them for, like, a year, and then just dropped a completely uneventful direct on us.
Splatoon 3 = uneventful 🤔
@@aarOuOn 1 game doesn't make a direct.
@@aarOuOn nobody asked for that game. Barely anyone even played the first two. "BUT IT HAD A LOT OF SALES!!!!!" you might say, yes people bought it, realized it was a waste of money and never played it again.
@@toadfrommarioparty nah millions of people still put hundreds of hours in the game
@@toadfrommarioparty Nah Splatoon was a damn good game, never played the sequel tho
I love how the last segment is:
"In other news, there's no news!"
Splatoon 3????
They just showed an overpriced port of the worst mainline Zelda game lmao
@@Talz622 fr
You're probably talking about the dunkey vid but (In the Direct canon, Splatoon is the last announcement and the Zelda announcement was skyward sword)
@@Talz622 Just your opinion, but skyward sword is a good game
That reggie and gamestop joke is underrated
How did you predict the new Zelda so perfectly?
"I'm back at the company after my GameStop trick."
-Reggie
That was gex
"Im back at the company after my GameStop trick."
-Reggie"
-Gex
@@ethan2090 thats a smart man
I like how this Direct encompassed everything Dunkey hates.
@@fatkidgamingyt5044 no.
@@Jacob-xp8tw what?
The moral of this story is TRY not to get your hopes Too High
@@jmeister7482 | To be fair, after over a year of silence, we all were a little expectant.
@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth Good point. Still, we got confirmation of The Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword HD and Splatoon 3 for the Switch so that's something to be grateful for. Plus we got Pyra in Smash so that's also something worth playing. Yeah! I'm talking to you Weebs and Weebettes. Don't think that I saw you drooling over Pyra! XD
But I Digress
This video is an instant classic. Some Dunkey content ages like wine, but this is an absolute masterpiece.
0:31 no way dunkey predicted the rocket
Next video title:
"Im done playing nintendo games."
Knack 2
Harambe Simulator 2
Godzilla vs Monke 2
"I'm not gonna play another nintendo game till Reggie comes back and releases Donkey Kong's Bongo Adventures 3!!!!"
its not like he has much of an option with all this jrpg shit
Dunkey: hates anime.
Also Dunkey: hate RPGs.
Also also Dunkey: hates turn based combat.
Nintendo:
he loves persona tho
He doesn't hate rpgs, he just hates the ones that are turnbased and formulaic. He liked undertale and was ok with dragon quest 11 definitive edition
Dunkey: hates anime.
Dunkey: hates rpgs.
Dunkey: hates turn based combat.
Also Dunkey: is surprised when a studio that primarily published these types of games decides to publish these types of games
@@8oo8ieWatcher this comment is wrong on so many levels
I didn’t know he hated anime... that makes him 100% better, heck anime.
No need to be mad when Fuse is finally in the game.
"Now show F-Zero"
Nah, I learned a while back life isn't really that great.
“This is like being castrated at Reggie’s house.”
-Gex
Tail time!
Pilot's license? What for?
Airplane? What for? -Malaysia Airlines Flight 370
Note to self. Don't eat the burrito at Bowser's castle.
Probably would have been more exciting, too
He literally came to the direct just to let us know there is nothing to tell us.
And he didn’t bow after the apology. Literally a giant middle finger move for a Japanese business professional.
@@mittensfastpaw He did bow, Dunk just cut the clip before that happened
He did make an actual announcement, check the Direct.
Its like Isabelle in New Horizons.
@@mittensfastpaw Wait, he did bow though. Also he said they expect to have news later this year. Still kind of a waste of time, though.
3:12 "...... Mario?"
😆
Dunkey's predictions about Tears of the Kingdom are suspiciously accurate...
Dunkey's response to 5:30 "How's it going so far?" killed me
“how’s it going so far?”
*“fuck you”*
Hey but miitopia is pretty good
I agree. The fact that the music was still playing in the background made it all the more hilarious 😂
@@t1sd3d it sounds pretty barn good
Got me too 😂
This was the biggest anti dunkey direct they ever made lol
Yup, I loved it. I mean I was super disappointed when they have the “oh one more thing” and then its not BotW2 or any other big nintendo game (Metroid, Mario).
I'm excited for splatoon 3 lol
If it weren't for that though this direct really would have been a letdown. Not huge on jrpgs either
why ya have rex when you could have had gex
@@pchris Unfortunately Dunkey doesn't like Splatoon games at all.
It was ok. I am really happy for the people who enjoyed it.
5:02 The way he says "What the F*ck" 🤣🤣
We gonna talk about how accurate donkey got totk in this
“Link will be able to shoot himself”
- Dunkey 2021
it's already 2021 my dude
My dude went back a year to make this commet
hol up it’s 2020??
@@willqkelly25 nope... its 2020-1
@@willqkelly25 always has been
“It’s pretty barn good” is the first line I’ve heard that’s beautifully tragic enough to rival Dunkey calling Doom “one hell of a game”
Watching this back 2 years later, his predictions for BotW2 (crazy to think TotK didn't have a name yet at this point) at the start of the video are actually kinda spot-on!
Top 3 dunky video of all time, this video is rewatchable like 4 times a year
You have no idea how many of us ace attorney fans overreacted to the scales being shown.
not even an ace attorney fan but the scales made me sit up in my chair!
Ya, and i thought wait a min, who the fuck are those , where's nick and why does he have a party....oh...oh..oh.... that aint a new ace attorney game.
Haha exactly what I thought
I didn't even think of that. Now that makes me sad. Lol
oh man, all 5 of you
This direct is full of the exaggerated swagger of a small game studio.
Nintendo pretending to be an indie game company: priceless.
Yes it kinda was
I mean at least it's new ips
@@awtm7456 One was by EA with a catfishing trailer, so idk about that one.
I fucking hate anime games
Link didn’t have rocket boots, he has a rocket shield that does the same. Brilliant prediction
"Where you catch strippers like Pokemon"
Come on guys, the direct wasn't that bad... We got *DC Super Hero Girls: Teen Power*
Everyone's favourite.
yeah fuck bow 2 ad metroid prime 4, we Nintendo fans are all about dc super hero girls teen power
You guys aren't excited for not danganronpa 5?
@The Band’s Call what the fuck is dragonporno 5?
@@bigballerwaller1570 dragonrope is a visual novel series created by the aliens from alien
we conveniently gonna ignore splatoon 3?
The “AI made Triangle Strategy” theory sounds really plausible.
Best game in the direct by far
@@jdg1251 what about DC Super Hero Girls
It reminds me of one of those kickstarter RPG's Idubbbz used to roast lol
It's odd to me that it seems so complete from the footage that they would solicit feedback. It seems way too far along for that. Unless a computer is developing it...
I actually wouldn't be surprised, but I also wouldn't complain if it's anything where near as good as the original _Final Fantasy Tactics_ and similar strategy games were. A.I.-made games would totally be fine with me in that case.
Nintendo: “That’s sounds pretty barn good!”
Dunkey: *inhale* *exhale*
2:31
This entire direct can be summed up in one timestamp: 1:29