You’re in a Saw movie but you’re realistic

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  • čas přidán 23. 05. 2022

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  • @N31907
    @N31907 Před rokem +31651

    Always “who is the next victim” and never “how is the next victim” 😔

    • @Fireglo
      @Fireglo Před rokem +247

      Didn't Jigsaw specifically choose his victims based on how they were?

    • @N31907
      @N31907 Před rokem +168

      @@Fireglo how they act not how they feel

    • @Fireglo
      @Fireglo Před rokem +158

      @@N31907 Jigsaw selected his victims as he believed they felt they didn't appreciate their lives.

    • @laiponytheawesome2475
      @laiponytheawesome2475 Před rokem +114

      I’ll do you a better one.
      WHY IS THE NEXT VICTIM

    • @stoopei5963
      @stoopei5963 Před rokem +81

      @@laiponytheawesome2475 I'll do you a better one. WHERE IS THE NEXT VICTIM

  • @Tagging_Swag
    @Tagging_Swag Před rokem +12255

    Brought “thick thighs save lives” to a whole new level.

    • @IdkmanIdontreallycare
      @IdkmanIdontreallycare Před 8 měsíci

      It seems like thick lives take lives here. Now she cant get through her leg in time bitch boutta get razer blade ceiling-ed

    • @michaelramirezlongstreet3044
      @michaelramirezlongstreet3044 Před 7 měsíci +68

      but they can also take them too

    • @Aids_Viscunti
      @Aids_Viscunti Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@michaelramirezlongstreet3044one can only dream

    • @R41ph3a7b6
      @R41ph3a7b6 Před 7 měsíci +12

      Heh.

    • @R41ph3a7b6
      @R41ph3a7b6 Před 7 měsíci +1

      ​@@michaelramirezlongstreet3044yeah.

  • @Rparhar91
    @Rparhar91 Před rokem +1806

    "No one has the will to live anymore. We're hanging on by a thread."
    I felt that haha....

  • @syanaluraashone2284
    @syanaluraashone2284 Před rokem +1246

    "Thirty minutes is pretty hefty I mean I got thick thighs" I felt that xD

  • @VoidKing666
    @VoidKing666 Před 2 lety +4503

    “No one has the will to live these days. Everyone is hanging by a thread.”
    WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO BE TRUE.

    • @namjesussentmetoprovidehol1822
      @namjesussentmetoprovidehol1822 Před 2 lety +50

      Literally, a simple problem comes, I just start feeling like I wanna die and end this 💀

    • @jasonvargas7564
      @jasonvargas7564 Před 2 lety +1

      Hers is hanging on by a leg

    • @VoidKing666
      @VoidKing666 Před 2 lety +8

      @@jasonvargas7564 oop-

    • @DanEllis
      @DanEllis Před rokem +11

      It isn't true. It's just a stupid gen Z meme. Most people have the will to live. Hell, some of us are actively fighting to keep living.

    • @VoidKing666
      @VoidKing666 Před rokem +40

      @@DanEllis depression rates are way up. We might be fighting, but barely.

  • @sanecatlady
    @sanecatlady Před 2 lety +17127

    Him singing with her at the end had me dead 🤣

  • @just__roblox
    @just__roblox Před 9 měsíci +3885

    her makeup is GORGEOUS

    • @Indie_Calls
      @Indie_Calls Před 6 měsíci +40

      That's what i was thinking! Her eyeshadow is mesmerizing 😍

    • @just__roblox
      @just__roblox Před 6 měsíci +25

      @@Indie_Calls SERIOUSLY OMG HER MAKEUP IS ALWAYS SO BEAUTIFUL UGH I NEED TIPS LMAO

    • @whittenaw
      @whittenaw Před 6 měsíci +8

      She looks so mermaid like!

    • @CloverOfMisfortune
      @CloverOfMisfortune Před 5 měsíci

      As a lesbian I’m absiq xhainjkqdnqjoqskqndiqondkkww we i dw idm

    • @rebeccamcgorry9882
      @rebeccamcgorry9882 Před 5 měsíci +7

      Yesss! I never wear makeup but she makes me want to. So beautiful and expressive. I wish I knew how to do that or that she made tutorials because DAMN

  • @wxstednxghts
    @wxstednxghts Před rokem +308

    As a former emo, the damn "ceiling full of razor blades brings me back to my emo days, DONT WASTE YOUR TIME ON ME YOURE ALREADY" had me ROLLINNNN

  • @kamiphenonymous2855
    @kamiphenonymous2855 Před rokem +11058

    This is why Jigsaw started recording his instructions.

  • @crying2emoji5
    @crying2emoji5 Před 2 lety +83138

    the way the murderer just somberly sings, "miss you, miss you." I really felt that 😔

  • @lizzymint6705
    @lizzymint6705 Před rokem +182

    I’d just take a 30 minute pre-death nap

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond Před 5 měsíci +15

      I feel like with 30 minutes, you could maybe use the cleaver to cut/hack through something and escape the room before the razor ceiling descends.

    • @Munchkinnn.
      @Munchkinnn. Před 4 měsíci +8

      @@sholem_bond too much effort honestly like when I get out I’d just have to pay for therapy and go back to school again like mf no thanks

  • @JayTheOtt
    @JayTheOtt Před rokem +86

    I like the idea that the killer just gives up and the two of you just reminisce about stuff.

  • @elizabethweigle6146
    @elizabethweigle6146 Před 2 lety +27846

    “No one has the will to live these days”
    I don’t know if I should laugh or cry 😂😭

    • @creepo_nerd3484
      @creepo_nerd3484 Před 2 lety +127

      both

    • @terminaldeity
      @terminaldeity Před 2 lety +52

      Yes

    • @macewindu1
      @macewindu1 Před 2 lety +185

      Laugh because if you start crying you can’t stop

    • @Nitzah
      @Nitzah Před 2 lety +170

      Why not try both? Introducing the new and improved cry-laugh! Ever wanted to tell a dark af joke but not joke bc it’s how you legitimately feel but you make it a joke so others don’t think it’s that big a deal/real and you can attempt to process your misery/trauma/depression/insert internal fucked up-ness? With the laugh-cry you do anything from express slight sarcasm at the irony of the dumb shit your boss said to scaring the ever living shit out your school bully by pulling an uno reverse on them and letting them get an early sneak peak at your inevitable psychological break!
      Laugh-Cry 2.0!!!
      Sold anywhere that carries non-alcoholic beer and Newports

    • @thee_unknown_user3771
      @thee_unknown_user3771 Před 2 lety +33

      @@Nitzah Beautiful advertisement I’m gonna try that 😂

  • @KingMIDA5
    @KingMIDA5 Před rokem +9012

    “How about a toe? Two toes? Three? One foot final offer”
    She was more into it than he was

  • @valerie362
    @valerie362 Před rokem +189

    My favorite part is "I miss MTV" from a person who grew up after MTV stopped playing music videos. 😁

    • @TheShuuman
      @TheShuuman Před 9 měsíci +5

      I didn't watch much of MTV (and VH1 for that matter) but I enjoyed watching it. Its how I stumbled across Linkin Park and I enjoyed watching Black in the day with my mom which was a night exclusive for black american music videos. I was so sad when for whatever reason they STOPPED. Outta nowhere, no warning nothing. It just didn't come on that next week. After that I had a sinking feeling something was wrong.
      *sigh*

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX Před 9 měsíci +1

      lol that got me too!

    • @jasminegilchrist959
      @jasminegilchrist959 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Pop up videos!

    • @voidtectonic
      @voidtectonic Před 6 měsíci +7

      What do you mean! MTV stopped music videos in like 2009, that was in most of our lifetimes.

    • @khhnator
      @khhnator Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@voidtectonic the whole "where is the music in MTV?" has been going for so long that it could have had child and it would be able to drive by now

  • @themisfitowl2595
    @themisfitowl2595 Před rokem +55

    "No one has the will to live these days. If my shirt get's caught on a door handle I start spiraling."
    Why you gotta call me out like that? 🥺🥺

  • @crying2emoji5
    @crying2emoji5 Před 2 lety +6394

    although "If my shirt gets caught on a door handle I start spiraling," sounded extremely specific. Has that actually happened to you? Because it's definitely happened to me lol

    • @VoidKing666
      @VoidKing666 Před 2 lety +94

      It’s happened to me.

    • @_patchwork_projects_
      @_patchwork_projects_ Před 2 lety +156

      Only happens when you’re already in a bad mood 😂🥲

    • @AmandaDixson
      @AmandaDixson Před 2 lety +14

      I could only imagine.

    • @kardellious
      @kardellious Před 2 lety

      @@_patchwork_projects_ right? Like absolutely nothing has been going your way and that shirt is just a straw breaking the hump on your back. I've destroyed a door for simply touching me at the wrong time. Same for the headphones that got caught on everything, cut them bitches up after the fourth time

    • @CestLaaaVie
      @CestLaaaVie Před 2 lety +28

      I always rip my robe pocket just a little more 😭

  • @mariedoesthings1515
    @mariedoesthings1515 Před rokem +13090

    "The vooice insoid moy yed" felt that😭

    • @tobi90569
      @tobi90569 Před rokem +138

      Right before she said head I was bracing for a misremembering of phonics. God I'm glad I was wrong

    • @raenelllewis89
      @raenelllewis89 Před rokem +17

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @FolkTrashBitxh
      @FolkTrashBitxh Před rokem +6

      What song is that

    • @BoomerTelly
      @BoomerTelly Před rokem +43

      @@FolkTrashBitxh blink 182 I miss you

    • @JesiwiththeTea
      @JesiwiththeTea Před rokem +9

      I love that song

  • @glenncordova4027
    @glenncordova4027 Před rokem +60

    This is more realistic than any of the "Saw" movies.

  • @TheKidOfTheGoats
    @TheKidOfTheGoats Před 10 měsíci +38

    She is absolutely beautiful in everyway, dude. Incredible actress and impressionist. Absolutely logical and funny. She deserves the best.

    • @Munchkinnn.
      @Munchkinnn. Před 4 měsíci

      I can just imagine this in a chad voice and I’m laughing my but off

  • @BUSSYDESTROYER3000
    @BUSSYDESTROYER3000 Před 2 lety +67284

    “if my shirt gets caught on a door handle i start spiraling” no need to be this relatable

    • @yoyohan9
      @yoyohan9 Před 2 lety +733

      I've never felt so called out 😭

    • @sophiethee
      @sophiethee Před 2 lety +386

      yeah, that line truly spoke to me.

    • @FinalElysion
      @FinalElysion Před 2 lety +421

      I felt seen. I felt heard. I felt ATTACKED!

    • @Alexisisnt
      @Alexisisnt Před 2 lety +340

      Me when my lanyard gets caught on my door handle and I just let it pull me back defeated...

    • @Random_Froggy
      @Random_Froggy Před 2 lety +18

      Fr

  • @Squ_iddy
    @Squ_iddy Před 2 lety +19665

    I'm pretty sure this generation would've just waited that 30 minutes out
    "You could be bluffing but if I die I die 🤷‍♀"

    • @VoidKing666
      @VoidKing666 Před 2 lety +290

      Yeah…

    • @cory_and_co
      @cory_and_co Před 2 lety +1273

      I'm not gonna do anything to stop it, but I won't actively cause it either

    • @Alexisisnt
      @Alexisisnt Před 2 lety +807

      I'd just be like cool but could you please send my boyfriend a text from my phone first, and let him know he needs to let the dog out? Okay thanks. Now, bring on the razor blades uwu

    • @AmericPet
      @AmericPet Před 2 lety +397

      I would be trying to figure out how the ceiling would open. A trap door ceiling is pretty cool.

    • @helenemuscagorry244
      @helenemuscagorry244 Před 2 lety +439

      Millenials and gen z are so done, so they would take death without blinking

  • @RealCoolstriker64
    @RealCoolstriker64 Před 9 měsíci +7

    Honestly, this is why I wouldn’t survive a saw trap.
    “You want me to permanently make my barely worth it life shittier by handicapping myself? Nah, I’m good.”

  • @troyeaton9473
    @troyeaton9473 Před 7 měsíci +19

    This aged soooo well now that Saw X has released lmao

  • @nerrissarichards
    @nerrissarichards Před rokem +5540

    “I miss MTV” at the end, was the perfect ending!

  • @isabelschultz3828
    @isabelschultz3828 Před 2 lety +56897

    god, these poor murderers. does nobody have any respect for the killing industry anymore??

    • @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix
      @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix Před 2 lety +9

      “Are millennials killing the killing industry?” -Boomer news, 2022

    • @blkkazuscara
      @blkkazuscara Před 2 lety +1088

      HELP THIS COMMENT MADE MY LUNGS COLLAPSE

    • @tofuscramble6842
      @tofuscramble6842 Před 2 lety +1

      Damn Millennials are destroying the Killing Industry!

    • @frostfang1
      @frostfang1 Před 2 lety +1208

      No one pays them. They always get paid in exposure.

    • @blkkazuscara
      @blkkazuscara Před 2 lety +772

      and then the workers get no benefits, and they're literally jailed for doing their job??

  • @carteo7008
    @carteo7008 Před rokem +9

    “If my shirt gets caught on a door handle… I start spiraling” too real

  • @Psych_Major_Blonde
    @Psych_Major_Blonde Před 7 měsíci +4

    I’m glad she included the “yead” 😂

  • @KazumiKiguma
    @KazumiKiguma Před 2 lety +15160

    "my emo days" girl you're wearing cigarette earrings you haven't left your emo days

  • @noimage9364
    @noimage9364 Před rokem +9538

    Her: getting told to practically die
    Also her: starts singing blink 182

    • @LoveLikeJesusDid_
      @LoveLikeJesusDid_ Před rokem +58

      The songs actually called “Miss you” but it is by blink182

    • @noimage9364
      @noimage9364 Před rokem +72

      @@LoveLikeJesusDid_ I know im a lil punk kid

    • @Xiao_Simpp
      @Xiao_Simpp Před rokem +15

      i was just listening to that song-

    • @noimage9364
      @noimage9364 Před rokem +33

      @@Xiao_Simpp DONT WASTE YOUR TIME ME YOUR ALREADY THE VOICE INSIDE MY HEAD! i miss you miss you

    • @Xiao_Simpp
      @Xiao_Simpp Před rokem +16

      @@noimage9364 DONT WASTE YOUR TIME ON ME YOUR ALREADY THE VOICE INSIDE MY HEADDDDD!!! (i miss you miss you)

  • @MyDarling572
    @MyDarling572 Před 9 měsíci +2

    The killer singing along. I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @turjun
    @turjun Před 9 měsíci +4

    They have their disagreements but toward the end, they start building a connection. That's nice

  • @danielcooper3332
    @danielcooper3332 Před 2 lety +6292

    "How Millenials are ruining the kidnap and torture industry"

  • @lizzygrrant
    @lizzygrrant Před rokem +2651

    that singing was scarily accurate to the actual song

  • @cereal.kill3r
    @cereal.kill3r Před rokem +4

    i actually love saw and blink-182 so much!! but that’s seriously how i’d be if i was in a saw movie 😭😭 and i’d be sassy as fuck *hair flip*
    anyway, for singing that blink-182 song and making this saw short, you’re officially my favorite youtuber. 😘

  • @vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450

    You don't miss MTV, you miss how you felt back then.
    Edit: Ok, I stand corrected.
    In all fairness being a bit pretentious from time to time can be good for you, if only to allow yourself to be corrected.

    • @urieldaboamorte
      @urieldaboamorte Před rokem +24

      a lot of people do miss MTV, seeing as it's only about reality shows now

    • @super-sizedmcshizzle6235
      @super-sizedmcshizzle6235 Před rokem +2

      Bruh

    • @ramencat788
      @ramencat788 Před 11 měsíci +25

      No, people really do actually miss MTV back when they would play music.

    • @No.1RatedSalesman
      @No.1RatedSalesman Před 9 měsíci +10

      I dont like cookies, i just liked the heat from my oven that made them

  • @bitesizedburger1206
    @bitesizedburger1206 Před 2 lety +3337

    "dont waste your time on me youre already the voice inside my YED"

    • @SweetPotato2617
      @SweetPotato2617 Před 2 lety +43

      I miss you, I miss you
      Hello, there
      The angel from my nightmare
      The shadow in the background of the morgue
      The unsuspecting victim
      Of darkness in the valley
      We can live like Jack and Sally if we want
      Where you can always find me
      And we'll have Halloween on Christmas
      And in the night, we'll wish this never ends
      We'll wish this never ends
      I miss you, I miss you
      I miss you, I miss you
      [Tom DeLonge:]
      Where are you?
      And I'm so sorry
      I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight
      I need somebody and always
      This sick, strange darkness
      Comes creeping on, so haunting every time
      And as I stare, I counted
      The webs from all the spiders
      Catching things and eating their insides
      Like indecision to call you
      And hear your voice of treason
      Will you come home and stop this pain tonight?
      Stop this pain tonight
      [Tom DeLonge and Mark Hoppus:]
      Don't waste your time on me, you're already
      The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you)
      Don't waste your time on me, you're already
      The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you)
      Don't waste your time on me, you're already
      The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you)
      Don't waste your time on me, you're already
      The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you)
      Don't waste your time on me, you're already
      The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you)
      Don't waste your time on me, you're already
      The voice inside my head (I miss you, I miss you)
      [Mark Hoppus:]
      I miss you, I miss you
      I miss you, I miss you
      I miss you, I miss you
      I miss you, I miss you

    • @buIIetbobbyy
      @buIIetbobbyy Před 2 lety +31

      @@SweetPotato2617 thats a bit excessive

    • @ericar.7924
      @ericar.7924 Před 2 lety +17

      Every last one of us said “Yed” every time this song played.
      The memories ❤️🥲

    • @bitesizedburger1206
      @bitesizedburger1206 Před 2 lety +9

      @@ericar.7924 yeah my bother would sing this to piss me off
      hate yed

    • @AbombOO7
      @AbombOO7 Před 2 lety +4

      This part was not only hilarious, but accurate.

  • @DemarticusStoneGaming
    @DemarticusStoneGaming Před rokem +3882

    "And that's how I met your mother."

  • @mommymilkies2586
    @mommymilkies2586 Před rokem +6

    "I have pretty thicc thighs"
    I don't see the need to flex 😭😭

  • @MIRACLEAPRICE
    @MIRACLEAPRICE Před 9 měsíci +6

    She’s so right about the hanging on by a thread. I literally threw a whole fit about some Cinnamon Toast Crunch. We didn’t have any milk left and I lost it 😂

  • @jellymocha8893
    @jellymocha8893 Před rokem +3559

    “And I have ✨thicc✨ thighs”
    The most self confident last words ever

    • @hillarysudeikis2264
      @hillarysudeikis2264 Před rokem

      Lord Jesus Christ is coming back everyone, please don’t worship celebrities and entertainment, focus on Him alone. I promise there’s more to life than money, partying, homosexuality and music. Hell is real, repent from sinning confess your sins and ask God to forgive you, I know He will if you’re sincere. Anyone who thinks the Name of Lord Jesus Christ is a joke, boldly mocks and scorns Him or takes pleasure in people who do is in for a big unpleasant surprise on judgement day IF they don’t repent and follow Lord Jesus Christ. Hell is very hot, people please repent! In the mighty name of Lord Jesus Christ, Amen 🙏💪✝️💜❤️✝️!
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      So, it’s time to confess that Lord Jesus Christ is the Lord and to believe that He died and rose from the grave after three days and you shall be saved if you only obey Him by praying, worshipping, praising, reading the Bible and living holy and righteously according to the Bible. You have to endure until the end, carry your cross daily and build your relationship with God by following Lord Jesus daily until the end. You must never renounce your faith in The Lord Jesus Christ, there’s hell awaiting those who reject/deny Lord Jesus Christ and those who continue living sinfully, even the Christians who don’t want to repent will face the same fate, so please repent beloved people, in Lord Jesus Christ’s mighty and precious Name, Amen. ✝️

    • @MinutesOfMemes
      @MinutesOfMemes Před rokem +8

      *and other THICKNESS* 🤪

    • @David-qo3wm
      @David-qo3wm Před rokem +17

      Thicc and fat are not the same.

    • @rompaure
      @rompaure Před rokem +1

      I GOT UR 1k LIKE CATH ME NOWWW

    • @iheartshiloh6503
      @iheartshiloh6503 Před rokem

      @@David-qo3wm fr

  • @polyamorus_potato
    @polyamorus_potato Před 9 měsíci +3

    The harmonizing for I miss you got me rolling XDDDDDD great song

  • @pengtotapenguin
    @pengtotapenguin Před 9 měsíci +5

    "no one has the will to live these days. Everyone is hanging on by a thread" is so real. Like we always front about being stable online and in person and such but i havent met a single person in my entire life that hasnt genuinely considered suicide at one point or another

  • @kquinnvandevelde1384
    @kquinnvandevelde1384 Před 2 lety +944

    Why is the shirt getting caught on a door handle line so relatable?

  • @mrswaninator3540
    @mrswaninator3540 Před rokem +2484

    Gets offered a choice between death and deaths and she’s like “you know what I might as well just take myself out”.

    • @yuriislife2381
      @yuriislife2381 Před rokem

      Well then do it, ur not going to just get out by being annoying anyway

    • @Call-me-Al
      @Call-me-Al Před rokem +70

      Bleeding out from the jugular vein and losing consciousness within 30 seconds (or mere seconds if you manage to get the carotid artery) vs slowly slowly descending razor blade ceiling seems like an easy choice.

    • @Madchemist002
      @Madchemist002 Před rokem +14

      @@Call-me-Al The jugular vein and carotid arteries are found in the neck. Cutting off the leg would result in severing the femoral artery, causing the person to go into shock and bleed out.

    • @Call-me-Al
      @Call-me-Al Před rokem +26

      @@Madchemist002 yes, I mentioned neck ones because she made the stereotype neck cutting gesture when she said "I might as well take myself out"

    • @omar53333
      @omar53333 Před rokem +9

      That's a power move right there

  • @amoolia74
    @amoolia74 Před rokem +3

    He’s like omg this girl is driving me crazy imma just let her out back into the wild

  • @mordaeu1411
    @mordaeu1411 Před 9 měsíci +6

    "If my shirt gets caught on a door handle, i start spiraling." Me too, girl, me too 💀

  • @Meh_idk__
    @Meh_idk__ Před 2 lety +6583

    “I’d probably bleed out anyway”
    Me: thank you for medical accuracy

  • @LunaSangwoo
    @LunaSangwoo Před 2 lety +902

    "It brings me back to my emo days" I was not ready for the callout that is Stanzi being real.

  • @bossyboots5000
    @bossyboots5000 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Omg that eye makeup is 🔥. I'd love to see a spinoff channel where you just do makeup tutorials. BC in addition to being wickedly funny, you always bring the style 10/10

  • @cal6137
    @cal6137 Před 7 měsíci +3

    you predicted Saw X lol

  • @ZeebouSpace
    @ZeebouSpace Před rokem +4298

    You: I miss MTV...
    Killer: MTV still exists.
    You: Does it *really* though?

    • @jexxer
      @jexxer Před rokem +111

      Zoomers never experienced real MTV, and Millennials witnessed its dying days.

    • @Corinari
      @Corinari Před rokem +25

      Yeah good ole carson daily and trl after school taking a nap to music. Now its just children having children

    • @wjwjjwjejr
      @wjwjjwjejr Před rokem +24

      MTV became reality tv

    • @Steele47
      @Steele47 Před rokem +5

      As the saying goes, there's nothing faker than reality TV

    • @ethanschott4320
      @ethanschott4320 Před rokem +11

      No it really doesn't. Real MTV hasn't existed since the 90s. Oh my God I sound so old

  • @rigobertolimon6950
    @rigobertolimon6950 Před rokem +1993

    When my hip hits the door knob I just accept my death at that point

    • @UrielKingston-zq4bj
      @UrielKingston-zq4bj Před 4 měsíci +5

      Imagine being that tall…
      … I’m ok I swear 😭

    • @KuJayCools
      @KuJayCools Před 4 měsíci +4

      yeah how fckin tall r u ?

    • @scootinkermie
      @scootinkermie Před 4 měsíci +2

      ​@@KuJayCools how fucking high are your door knobs?

    • @KuJayCools
      @KuJayCools Před 4 měsíci

      @scootinkermie idk im 5 foot and they reach my chest almost so ig theyre high ?

  • @jxmiefxye2872
    @jxmiefxye2872 Před rokem +2

    Everyone needs Diane at this point

  • @Kooleen_Fan
    @Kooleen_Fan Před rokem +2

    The cigarette earrings are really cool

  • @Staylitfaygooooo
    @Staylitfaygooooo Před rokem +2471

    “No one has the will to live” the emo song and cigarette earrings already told me baby

    • @P-Brake
      @P-Brake Před rokem +5

      OK but the cigarette earrings are sick tho you gotta admit

  • @skyeplus
    @skyeplus Před 2 lety +6547

    "No one has the will to live these days. Everybody's hanging on by a thread."
    Saw vs Gen Z

    • @haleymist09
      @haleymist09 Před rokem +89

      I feel she speaks for everyone 😢

    • @queen_zj6136
      @queen_zj6136 Před rokem +65

      the fact that she's right

    • @cryssyyxx
      @cryssyyxx Před rokem +69

      Very accurate representation tbh lol definetly hanging on by a thread here only video games and anime is my salvation

    • @queen_zj6136
      @queen_zj6136 Před rokem +19

      @@cryssyyxx videogames, anime, and music (specifically Joji lately - hm)

    • @skyeplus
      @skyeplus Před rokem +35

      Since, I'm a millenial I got it a little better. 90s were cheerful and 00s were "calm (?)". These days it feels like the storm is about to hit us. With Climate Change approaching and fascism on the rise. But this life is all we have, it is worth fighting for.

  • @joshradigan8930
    @joshradigan8930 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Cutting a leg off in a saw trap ya that aged well

  • @Kai._.Angel.
    @Kai._.Angel. Před 8 měsíci +2

    The blink 182 was just *chef’s kiss*

  • @staceycameron4157
    @staceycameron4157 Před rokem +2493

    "If my shirt gets caught on a door handle, I start spiraling." Lololololol Relate.

    • @Chickadeebunny
      @Chickadeebunny Před rokem +9

      I felt that VERY much

    • @ennard775
      @ennard775 Před rokem +5

      This happens to me to often god really do be hating on me

    • @moringlory23
      @moringlory23 Před rokem +11

      Or when your ear phone cord gets caught and gets yanked out 🥲

    • @supercat82b20
      @supercat82b20 Před rokem +8

      Me : *nope nope nope nope nope*
      * Minor inconvenience *
      Me : * *bawls my eyes out* *

    • @staceycameron4157
      @staceycameron4157 Před rokem +1

      @@moringlory23 omg i hate that!!! cuz music is like easing the pain a lil >

  • @JoJoanneVA
    @JoJoanneVA Před 2 lety +663

    I hope the “spiraling” was a choice word here haha 😂

    • @jacquejac1840
      @jacquejac1840 Před 2 lety +24

      Now, I'm picturing Stanzi spinning like a kid trying to get dizzy as the shirt gets smaller & smaller. Lol

    • @sourwitch2340
      @sourwitch2340 Před 2 lety

      I'm imagining Helena, known simply as the Distortion or the Spiral, being the door.

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g Před rokem +2

    "Where are you? And I'm so sorry. I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight!"

  • @sofiasaldana3473
    @sofiasaldana3473 Před 9 měsíci +2

    this is why thicc thighs save lives babbyyy

  • @ksifm7373
    @ksifm7373 Před 2 lety +857

    “And I have thick thighs, so that’s a hefty thing to ask.”
    Same girl..same🧍🏽‍♀️🌸

  • @yobi512
    @yobi512 Před rokem +3802

    “what about 1 toe? 2 toes? 3, 1 foot final offer” The way in which she says that is so calmly, she’s talking about fucking amputations 💀

  • @beemarshmallowgrahamcrackers
    @beemarshmallowgrahamcrackers Před 9 měsíci +2

    Also I LOVE your cigarette earrings 😍

  • @apoorvasinha1199
    @apoorvasinha1199 Před 7 měsíci +3

    I saw the "saw X" movie and they did ask to cut their leg off, damn

  • @1ce_hunter177
    @1ce_hunter177 Před rokem +564

    "i like the razor sharp blades from the ceiling, it reminds me of my emo days"💀

  • @minionyou9167
    @minionyou9167 Před rokem +316

    "Like a whole leh-GUH is excessive" 🤣😂😭

  • @debbie719
    @debbie719 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I love how she basically js predicted an entire new saw trap

  • @eisenhower163
    @eisenhower163 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Not being called out for spiralling when my shirt gets caught.
    Such a specific read 😭😭💀

  • @kingscomedown6207
    @kingscomedown6207 Před 2 lety +1640

    The validation of her singing"voice inside my YED" made me laugh untill my ribs hurt 😂😂

  • @synthraofficial5366
    @synthraofficial5366 Před 2 lety +2358

    "No one has the will to live these days. Everybody's hanging on by a thread."
    Damn right. I can't even laugh at that.

  • @lilinu060
    @lilinu060 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Once again proving thick thighs do indeed save lives

  • @apeples7725
    @apeples7725 Před rokem +1

    Nawr the way the killer looks at her when she starts singing is absolutely enough for me ☠️☠️

  • @palmtreebranches
    @palmtreebranches Před 2 lety +1892

    “Love the razor blade ceiling though, really brings me back to my emo days” 💀💀💀💀

  • @garrymoore-eroomyrrag
    @garrymoore-eroomyrrag Před rokem +3123

    "you're asking me to choose between death and death at this point" 😂

    • @farriermaiden7289
      @farriermaiden7289 Před rokem +30

      Literally every Saw movie

    • @TroopTV123
      @TroopTV123 Před rokem +6

      I'm mean I would choose death but..

    • @Failureness
      @Failureness Před rokem +9

      More like “you’re makong me choose between suffering to death and dying immediatly

    • @Failureness
      @Failureness Před rokem

      More like “you’re makong me choose between suffering to death and dying immediatly

  • @corrina8125
    @corrina8125 Před měsícem

    the hair/makeup/earrings/necklace are suck a great combo damn ... especially the eye makeup with black hair

  • @IrisRogersRavenclawMarauder
    @IrisRogersRavenclawMarauder Před 11 měsíci +1

    Jigsaw’s whole view on life is messed up cause he says he wants to send them away with a new appreciation for life but then he ends up killing most of them, which isn’t gonna let them appreciate life cause they’ll be dead!
    Edit: Love you’re interpretation of a realistic person in this situation, lol

  • @oscarthenotsogrouchy
    @oscarthenotsogrouchy Před rokem +607

    “Do you --- maybe wanna go out some time?”
    These guys have good chemistry 😂

  • @nady2130
    @nady2130 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Bro predicted Saw X

  • @coreyzek
    @coreyzek Před 7 dny

    I could watch this more than once for sure! Its funny, nostalgic, and wholesome, also relatable 😅

  • @shimmerine1
    @shimmerine1 Před 2 lety +171

    The toe negotiations

  • @GALACTICUSdany
    @GALACTICUSdany Před 2 lety +2001

    "You want me to take a whole leg off?"
    "Yes"
    "Eh.."
    *Tv turn off*
    Relief

    • @DrCruel
      @DrCruel Před rokem +1

      He sounds like a Democrat pushing for affordable health care.

  • @relentless3781
    @relentless3781 Před 7 měsíci

    Omg I love stanzi's makeup in this video slay queen you look great

  • @lusynuplove2965
    @lusynuplove2965 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Ugh, Stanzi, that makeup, girl. Get it. ❤

  • @BriChuhime-sama
    @BriChuhime-sama Před 2 lety +396

    Meanwhile me: “I’ll just wait for the blades, thanks….”

  • @Moonstar79
    @Moonstar79 Před 2 lety +342

    “Like a whole legūgh is excessive”

  • @sharkattack2153
    @sharkattack2153 Před 7 měsíci

    Girl your hair and makeup in this short are just *mwah*, well done

  • @Toxsein_ryler
    @Toxsein_ryler Před 5 měsíci +1

    Your makeup is soo pretty

  • @aeonTFW
    @aeonTFW Před rokem +651

    I feel Stanzi wasn't even playing a character, this is just her.

    • @errrerrr409
      @errrerrr409 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Stanzis not a murderer smh

    • @errrerrr409
      @errrerrr409 Před 9 měsíci

      Stanzis not a murderer smh

    • @aeonTFW
      @aeonTFW Před 9 měsíci +22

      @@errrerrr409 And how do you know that? 🤨

  • @kilornrei8704
    @kilornrei8704 Před 2 lety +198

    "I miss MTV", her last words 😭

  • @reneedittmer9625
    @reneedittmer9625 Před 5 měsíci +1

    "no one has the will to live these days, everyone is hanging on by a thread"
    😭😭
    Why is this so true 😭

  • @TheTrixster690
    @TheTrixster690 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I love her. Imagine her in an actual SAW movie being Jigsaw's apprentice. Someone's game would be to actually listen to her for 1 minute. If you can't you die.

  • @song6771
    @song6771 Před rokem +3813

    That end bit of "I miss MTV" killed me.

  • @moniquebrown4485
    @moniquebrown4485 Před rokem +810

    "I miss you, miss you." The sweet sound of defeat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Pancake_Power
    @Pancake_Power Před 16 dny +3

    She having 30 minutes to do it
    Saw X Valentina had only 3 minutes to cut her leg off

  • @EagleScout2019
    @EagleScout2019 Před 4 měsíci +1

    “If my shirt gets caught on the door I start spiraling”
    You don’t have to call me out like that alright.

  • @Mindraker1
    @Mindraker1 Před 2 lety +292

    "I miss MTV" oh crap that made it real.

  • @myrasvlogs787
    @myrasvlogs787 Před rokem +301

    "A Whole Leg-UH!" 😫💅