Full Auto Nonsense w/ Operator Sam

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  • We are the Mighty published an article stating the "4 Reasons Marines Don't Need Full Auto Weapons." Operator Sam disagrees. Cool Stuff at angry-cops.com/
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    www.wearethemighty.com/infant...
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  • @Hopeofmen
    @Hopeofmen Před 4 lety +3976

    This article in 500 AD: 4 Reasons Why Legionaries Don't Need Shields.

    • @sexistspaghettios
      @sexistspaghettios Před 4 lety +180

      WEAPON SUPERIORITY

    • @tommiller5853
      @tommiller5853 Před 4 lety +204

      Phalanx: Overrated? We Explain Why.

    • @thatguyoverthere9634
      @thatguyoverthere9634 Před 4 lety +189

      So that's how the western roman empire and the byzantines fell to the barbarian and Islamic invaders, the media made the armies stop equipping shields.
      It's all coming together now.

    • @djscuffedjays5155
      @djscuffedjays5155 Před 4 lety +76

      We'll put the cavalry in the back so that the enemy has an equal shot at victory.

    • @MrEvanfriend
      @MrEvanfriend Před 4 lety +27

      By 500 AD, the legionary no longer existed. The Western Roman empire dissolved in 476 AD.

  • @Idaho-Cowboy
    @Idaho-Cowboy Před 4 lety +1534

    We are the Mighty: "We don't need full auto weapons"
    Ma Deuce, defending freedom since 1918: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @130shooter1
      @130shooter1 Před 4 lety +37

      Sounds like this dude has never been properly introduced to Ma. I love that big bad bitch.

    • @RekzysTheTitan
      @RekzysTheTitan Před 4 lety +10

      @@130shooter1 you shouldn't call her a bitch. show her some respect.

    • @invidofinp1828
      @invidofinp1828 Před 4 lety +4

      @@130shooter1 Never met anyone that doesn't.

    • @ziggymoondust2281
      @ziggymoondust2281 Před 4 lety +11

      @@RekzysTheTitan It's banter, mate

    • @demonking6883
      @demonking6883 Před 4 lety +5

      James Simmons 50 cal wasn’t in use in 1918

  • @jaydon4574
    @jaydon4574 Před 3 lety +721

    Next up: the navy doesn’t need boats, they should swim everywhere.

    • @prescottbradley9224
      @prescottbradley9224 Před 3 lety +24

      Then we would create an issue of predatory aquatic life obesity from all the 'sailors' being eaten on deployments.

    • @Zillzbillz
      @Zillzbillz Před 3 lety +4

      WHat AboUT tHe PolLutIoN fROm tHE shiPs??

    • @LemonsO7
      @LemonsO7 Před 3 lety +3

      When they swam to Okinawa and Iwo Jima....

    • @skeeman7514
      @skeeman7514 Před 2 lety +6

      I love just imagining an aircraft carrier would just be a bunch of guys swimming around with jets strapped to their backs and they all just have to throw it to take off

    • @justinbruck9602
      @justinbruck9602 Před 2 lety +1

      no problem for able bodied seamen

  • @Filippa1.1.
    @Filippa1.1. Před 4 lety +633

    “Why planes don’t need wings”

  • @trevoranderson7182
    @trevoranderson7182 Před 4 lety +6990

    "Why Marines don't need fully automatic weapons!"
    Marines: *Damn I wish I could read*

  • @Valkyrie1166
    @Valkyrie1166 Před 4 lety +1924

    "Why Marines don't need automatic weapons"
    "If those kids could read, they'd be very upset."

    • @WEKM
      @WEKM Před 3 lety +128

      There was a version that written in crayon so that we could understand.

    • @pandabanana2593
      @pandabanana2593 Před 3 lety +89

      @@WEKM lets be honest. They'd just lick the crayon off the paper.

    • @JustIn-op6oy
      @JustIn-op6oy Před 3 lety +64

      @@m2cscream dammit, now you've made me hungry

    • @jetcox6760
      @jetcox6760 Před 3 lety +6

      @Unity i just got pictures?

    • @Smoke---
      @Smoke--- Před 3 lety +8

      @@m2cscream boy they’d roll up the paper and smoke it 😂

  • @ldcommando1616
    @ldcommando1616 Před 3 lety +242

    “We gave you Osama Bin Ladin because we felt bad for you” I CHOKED ON MY WATER 😆

    • @kriscolereid
      @kriscolereid Před 3 lety +6

      Same with he said put ur blue things on and fall in the sea and no one find you 🤣 no truer words spoken , by far one of my fav episodes

  • @Ciara_Foxx
    @Ciara_Foxx Před 3 lety +85

    Weapon superiority is when you're playing fallout and you find the same weapon you've already modded, but with a better legendary effect.

  • @jacobraucher5350
    @jacobraucher5350 Před 4 lety +804

    5 star general Douglas MacArthur: “Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.”

    • @anon9245
      @anon9245 Před 4 lety +30

      I bet that was written with a BAR.

    • @michaelhansen2818
      @michaelhansen2818 Před 4 lety

      That's a good one, I'm going to remember that

    • @khurramzafar
      @khurramzafar Před 4 lety +7

      And yes people that's an actual quote from him. And I absolutely love it.

    • @yaboi772
      @yaboi772 Před 4 lety +6

      Ah yes, the fully automatic sword

    • @choosetolivefree
      @choosetolivefree Před 4 lety +9

      Two time Medal of Honor recipient and most highly decorated soldier at the time of his death USMC Major General Smedly Butler: "War is just a racket. A racket is best described, I believe, as something that is not what it seems to the majority of people. Only a small inside group knows what it is about. It is conducted for the benefit of the very few at the expense of the masses."

  • @varietywiarrior
    @varietywiarrior Před 4 lety +2798

    Tim: "Full auto weapons shoot too many bullets."
    Oh yeah, this is big brain time.

    • @matthewang8934
      @matthewang8934 Před 4 lety +80

      *MG42 intensifies in the distance*

    • @fromaggio7654
      @fromaggio7654 Před 4 lety +89

      *hmm yes this gun is made of gun*

    • @matthewang8934
      @matthewang8934 Před 4 lety +65

      @@fromaggio7654
      *Hmmm....yes, this gun is a fully semi-automatic bolt action rifle*

    • @vaulthunterfromterra4053
      @vaulthunterfromterra4053 Před 4 lety +16

      WHAT WAS THAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME FIRING!!!!! (The Gunzerker shouts as he duel wields Bandit Choppers)

    • @donoimdono4868
      @donoimdono4868 Před 4 lety +19

      fully automatic assault bean can.
      thank you Donut Operator

  • @Kurdati
    @Kurdati Před 4 lety +251

    "We need weapons superiority, bring the rain"
    Is he proposing that infantrymen akimbo-wields M4?

    • @vthegoose
      @vthegoose Před 3 lety +5

      Yes. But it needs to be the m4a2 or later

    • @SirTomFoolery
      @SirTomFoolery Před 3 lety +9

      Honestly, that's sounds awesome.
      This is my weapon, there's another one just like it in my other hand I'm duel welding bitches!!!

    • @thebloxer1340
      @thebloxer1340 Před 3 lety +2

      @@SirTomFoolery And then your wrist snaps

    • @jacobcurran5543
      @jacobcurran5543 Před 3 lety +6

      @@thebloxer1340 have you not seen the soldier dual wield saws?

    • @holdencross5904
      @holdencross5904 Před 3 lety +4

      @@jacobcurran5543 my god that is legendary. He is an entire fire support team in one man.

  • @360_gangsterelite2
    @360_gangsterelite2 Před 3 lety +122

    "Full auto weapons fire way too many rounds"
    Ah yes, the floor here is made of floor.

  • @Dreager141
    @Dreager141 Před 4 lety +3705

    “We don’t need fully automatic weapons”
    *Sad minigun noises*

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Před 4 lety +134

      Dreager141 *BRRRTS sadly*

    • @deltaforza1234
      @deltaforza1234 Před 4 lety +23

      Sad sweaty armpit noises

    • @j-c4997
      @j-c4997 Před 4 lety +19

      Dreager141 brrt... brr. b.

    • @thatrooper1567
      @thatrooper1567 Před 4 lety +38

      Sad mini gun says *WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIR*because no pew pew.

    • @ryanhopf8324
      @ryanhopf8324 Před 4 lety +13

      *sad sandvich noises*

  • @rotatorcuff3036
    @rotatorcuff3036 Před 4 lety +349

    If this article was written in WW2 Germany:
    4 reasons why Jews shouldn't resist.

  • @DaReaperZ
    @DaReaperZ Před 3 lety +35

    I wonder if the German engineers who designed the MG42 had this same philosophy. Somehow it really feels like they figured "Haha, maschinengewehr go bzzzzzt".

  • @mattcrandall5045
    @mattcrandall5045 Před 3 lety +112

    "A bolt action automatic" can you imagine being the lefty shooter that catches the bolt in the face? 😂

    • @boxcar1996
      @boxcar1996 Před 3 lety +10

      Sgt, i cant feel my eye/nose

    • @ShyPandaLuv
      @ShyPandaLuv Před 3 lety +9

      @@boxcar1996 wait you still have your nose?

    • @JoseVazquez-xg4xw
      @JoseVazquez-xg4xw Před 2 lety

      fuck I am the lefty shooter and that us a nightmare.

    • @bane4743
      @bane4743 Před 2 lety +1

      I had a round casing go down my bdu during BMT because I'm left handed. I freaked out and let me tell you that's the last thing you want to do on an active fire range with master sargents.

    • @carolynalsup6417
      @carolynalsup6417 Před 2 lety +3

      I have brass burns on my torso from being a lefty shooter

  • @ArmoredMonkey1
    @ArmoredMonkey1 Před 4 lety +2114

    _“We don’t need fully automatic weapons”_
    *Sad BRRRT Noises*

  • @oakleyfisher5024
    @oakleyfisher5024 Před 4 lety +1411

    I’m in the Army, and I have 4 good reasons why the Navy doesn’t need boats.

    • @key2succes606
      @key2succes606 Před 4 lety +224

      They can swim can't they?

    • @mhiggins6307
      @mhiggins6307 Před 4 lety +90

      And hello, airplanes can take people to Europe and back.

    • @zakofrx
      @zakofrx Před 4 lety +127

      Blow Up Arm Floaties are much cheaper.

    • @installshieldwizard3017
      @installshieldwizard3017 Před 4 lety +50

      Fuck it, there are even 4 reasons why we don't need navy if you think about it

    • @MidasMakeItRain
      @MidasMakeItRain Před 4 lety +31

      @@installshieldwizard3017 Are you suggesting we disband the navy again? I could get behind that as long as you move the Marines out of the department of the navy.

  • @darkmage07070777
    @darkmage07070777 Před 4 lety +66

    When I - a died in the wool civie who's never even come close to serving in any capacity - apparently understands this situation more then a *vet*, there's a problem with the world.

    • @Abettorman
      @Abettorman Před 4 lety +9

      Reluctant grammar police: "dyed in the wool". I'll see myself out, now.

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 Před 2 lety

      @ThePacman300 if you’re using your weapon for more than its intended purpose you’re doing it wrong…why would you use a full auto when your fellow riflemen should be firing at the target? you’re support, not direct pinpoint action

  • @n8loux
    @n8loux Před 3 lety +34

    They've gone so far as to want to ban "assault weapons" from the military 🤣

  • @MaidenlessRunt69
    @MaidenlessRunt69 Před 4 lety +1622

    But remember : “NO FULL AUTO IN BUILDING!”

    • @LukeOlthouse
      @LukeOlthouse Před 4 lety +11

      Arthur Fleck The Joker 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kain7134
      @kain7134 Před 4 lety +74

      Dayum bro, okay

    • @cadocacacius3806
      @cadocacacius3806 Před 4 lety +83

      “That’s not full auto”

    • @nathanasio2829
      @nathanasio2829 Před 4 lety +12

      Oh damnnnn

    • @blueangels111
      @blueangels111 Před 4 lety +64

      Arthur Fleck The Joker saw the best AS clip “hey! hey! hey! no full auto in a building!” “It’s not full auto, this is full auto” *proceeds to lay down a beam of bbs*

  • @PHURHXD
    @PHURHXD Před 4 lety +2197

    "Why the air force doesnt nee aircraft" will definitely be their next article. Yep..

  • @3.0colorado21
    @3.0colorado21 Před 3 lety +14

    “Keep your booger hook off the bang switch” I’m gonna use that when I teach my kids gun safety. That is awesome

  • @deathstalkero7408
    @deathstalkero7408 Před 3 lety +33

    They clearly never shot a MK19 because no one could shoot one and say “this shouldn’t be a thing”

    • @kansaspatriot2051
      @kansaspatriot2051 Před 2 lety +1

      You gotta love Thumper Jr!!!!

    • @RedTail1-1
      @RedTail1-1 Před 3 měsíci

      We had one Mk19 on a Humvee. It jammed and broke down so much that we ended up just slapping a 240 up there. Those launchers are great when they aren't breaking down 85% of the time.

  • @FirstnameLastnamee
    @FirstnameLastnamee Před 4 lety +675

    “Nobody but military needs those weapons”
    “Actually sike the military doesn’t need em anymore”

    • @FirstnameLastnamee
      @FirstnameLastnamee Před 4 lety

      Cat Egorical I made a typo, the “me” was supposed to be “em”

    • @sheilaolfieway1885
      @sheilaolfieway1885 Před 4 lety

      The military doesn't need this guy anymore.

    • @RamheadWOW
      @RamheadWOW Před 4 lety

      @@rileybuteaux7705 So ur saying a terrorist is like a rabbit really are u the biggest moron on the plant

  • @lelandmarshall9688
    @lelandmarshall9688 Před 4 lety +524

    We need support down here.
    Helo: you need 5 more kills to unlock me.

  • @chrishunter8305
    @chrishunter8305 Před 3 lety +15

    "Keep your booger hook off the bang switch!"
    Firearm safety made easy...and some people still don't get it.

  • @TayXC
    @TayXC Před 3 lety +21

    As a Navy Corpsman who was attached to Marine Corps weapons platoon, this guy makes us look like a massive turd

  • @DarinRWagner
    @DarinRWagner Před 4 lety +1057

    "Bring the rain!" was a line that the military characters used in the first Transformers movie to call in an air attack on the robot scorpion. I'd be willing to bet dollars-to-pesos that the writer of that article got "bring the rain" from that movie.

    • @brinsonharris9816
      @brinsonharris9816 Před 4 lety +63

      And probably assumed it was real military jargon and not from a screenwriter’s imagination.

    • @halomaster213
      @halomaster213 Před 4 lety +11

      Brinson Harris I mean some solder may have said that once but I wouldn’t bet on it.

    • @Pijawek
      @Pijawek Před 4 lety +19

      @@halomaster213 there was a self propelled howitzer in Nam with "Bringing the raon" painted on the side. Saw it on a photo after watching this video, so it caught my attention.

    • @DevinEMILE
      @DevinEMILE Před 4 lety +3

      I mean it was a cool scene but you know not accurate in general

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims Před 4 lety +3

      It makes me feel better for humanity to think he said “bring the rain” as some kinda pc way to say “rain hellfire”

  • @Rushalbum
    @Rushalbum Před 4 lety +762

    Are we all ignoring the fact that he pulled off an almost perfect “chocolate rain”??

    • @NikiFromTexas
      @NikiFromTexas Před 4 lety +15

      Nope, it was duly noted by me!😁✌🇱🇷

    • @bigdiccmarty9335
      @bigdiccmarty9335 Před 4 lety +11

      What a throwback, goddamn.

    • @MAGAMAN
      @MAGAMAN Před 4 lety +10

      When I heard that, My fist thought was, I want to hear how well this guy can sing.

    • @AngryCops
      @AngryCops  Před 4 lety +139

      It tickles my undercarriage to see people enjoy the small things i place in the videos.

    • @VeemaMusic
      @VeemaMusic Před 4 lety +9

      @@AngryCops I respect that.

  • @thedemonitizationpolice6307

    This article sounds like one of those papers you did in middle school where the teacher gave you a topic and told you to persuade someone to a view point, while you don’t even agree with that view point and there is no evidence of this view point so you just grasp at straws the whole time

  • @Jingle12349
    @Jingle12349 Před 3 lety +12

    "Go hop in your blue Digi Camies and fall overboard so we cant find you" - Im DED

  • @theprussian4616
    @theprussian4616 Před 4 lety +291

    "We don't need automatic weapons!"
    *Germans with an MG42* Well, YOU don't.

    • @JustMeADutchGuy
      @JustMeADutchGuy Před 4 lety +8

      And a spare barrel at the ready. How fast could they change it? 5 seconds or less?

    • @tophatjoe1677
      @tophatjoe1677 Před 4 lety +7

      @@JustMeADutchGuy like 3 with good training.

    • @tophatjoe1677
      @tophatjoe1677 Před 4 lety +5

      Well, the new model is now a MG3 but close enough.

    • @bryanmartinez6600
      @bryanmartinez6600 Před 4 lety +5

      @@tophatjoe1677 they cut back on the rate of fire I believe for fewer barrel changes and overall longer service life. The real MG42s and mg34s sounds so damn fast compared to the new stuff.

    • @user-mb9ke5dz7l
      @user-mb9ke5dz7l Před 4 lety +4

      @@bryanmartinez6600 Plus the standard German WW2 8x57 cartridge had about 3000ft/lb of muzzle energy whereas 7.62x51 has ~2600ft/lb depending on the specific weapon. Higher rate of fire *and* more powerful.

  • @zrbontrager
    @zrbontrager Před 4 lety +558

    I legitimately thought that the article was satire

    • @skirk248
      @skirk248 Před 4 lety +18

      I checked multiple times to see if the website was just the Onion but about the military and nope

    • @powdermonkey7697
      @powdermonkey7697 Před 4 lety +16

      Shoduck - The Mad Engineer how is your comment 13 hours old when the video has only been out for 4 minutes.

    • @alexernst7438
      @alexernst7438 Před 4 lety +6

      How did you post that 13 hours ago

    • @BusyBadger
      @BusyBadger Před 4 lety +15

      @@powdermonkey7697 He's a Temporal Engineer!

    • @romansouls3
      @romansouls3 Před 4 lety +7

      Time zones could be weird sometimes.

  • @caliberofcharacter7035
    @caliberofcharacter7035 Před 4 lety +38

    Lt. Gen Mark Hertling (Retired): If we could fire these weapons on full semiautomatic....

  • @greyelkwilliams
    @greyelkwilliams Před 3 lety +2

    My uncle who is a seal once told me that a belt fed weapon can be accurate. If you only need a few rounds it's fairly accurate. But when shit hits the fan it's what you use to ensure you don't get shot while you set up the accurate shot.

  • @NoahSommer
    @NoahSommer Před 4 lety +331

    A-10 pilot: fires 6 rounds
    Also A-10 pilot: welp I guess I have to go back to the airbase now

    • @jed-henrywitkowski6470
      @jed-henrywitkowski6470 Před 4 lety +3

      Literally lol

    • @alexbrown3311
      @alexbrown3311 Před 4 lety +9

      *all infantry on ground* " what the f* ck! Wheres our air support goin?"

    • @remavas7076
      @remavas7076 Před 4 lety +10

      @@alexbrown3311 Smartass: 'Calm down! Those 6 shots were very accurate and killed 5 people out of the 100 attacking us. If it keeps going like this, we'll surely win!'

    • @alexbrown3311
      @alexbrown3311 Před 4 lety +3

      @@remavas7076 " now if only he woulda been able to actually use more ammo!"

    • @natvral6411
      @natvral6411 Před 4 lety +2

      To be fair, all they need to win a fight IS 6 rounds

  • @brawlerdude555
    @brawlerdude555 Před 4 lety +348

    At least they don't call it "Fully Semi-Automatic"

    • @brantleyhester6641
      @brantleyhester6641 Před 4 lety +35

      Any man that calls it "full semi automatic" can only make full semi erections

    • @Fellegar123
      @Fellegar123 Před 4 lety +10

      Brantley Hester At the age the guy was, probably more accurate than you realize.

    • @sulfuricasid3288
      @sulfuricasid3288 Před 4 lety +11

      With a 30 round magazine clip

    • @adventuresofwillandshelby6013
      @adventuresofwillandshelby6013 Před 4 lety +7

      Single, double action, fully semi automatic firearms are outdated for weapon superiority!🤣😭

    • @veedee4860
      @veedee4860 Před 4 lety +4

      I used to respect General Hertling ..............till he said that nonsense.

  • @tufelhunden5795
    @tufelhunden5795 Před 3 lety +12

    He's the ultimate Blue Falcon.

  • @kyleshuler2929
    @kyleshuler2929 Před 2 lety +7

    "Infantrymen get too triggerhappy"
    Okay, enlist and show them how its done then.

  • @CptainCrunch
    @CptainCrunch Před 4 lety +550

    I'm so early the US military still had weapon superiority.

  • @CboeSpankins
    @CboeSpankins Před 4 lety +249

    Look out for future articles such as: “why the Navy doesn’t need boats,” “why police don’t need handcuffs,” and my favorite “why the air force doesn’t need anything that flies”

    • @zakofrx
      @zakofrx Před 4 lety +9

      New Zealand Handled the Air Force problem already.
      They decided that their air Force didn't need planes because they could ask Australia to use its planes to protect New Zealand when needed.

    • @CboeSpankins
      @CboeSpankins Před 4 lety +14

      Mark Wilko sounds like people taking away the second amendment because “just call the police”

    • @dakoderii4221
      @dakoderii4221 Před 4 lety

      All we need is the Space Force. Once we figure out how to go to Mars we will have the technology to return to the moon.

    • @TheClone37
      @TheClone37 Před 4 lety

      I mean, you have a point with the ch- I mean, air force

    • @hurricaneheli79
      @hurricaneheli79 Před 4 lety

      @@CboeSpankins
      Those future articles will come. It's literally only a matter of time.

  • @jayeredd3924
    @jayeredd3924 Před 3 lety +5

    I feel like most these articles are written by a navy personnel who never got off the boat and who’s 4 year daily routine was processing papers.

  • @LadyLibertyBella
    @LadyLibertyBella Před 3 lety +3

    Can’t wait to show this to my grandpa. Proud Navy vet. He’s been watching the insanity going on in the military and he & his buddies at the VFW & Eagles Club are not pleased. They are going to love this channel!

  • @attiumeyami417
    @attiumeyami417 Před 4 lety +503

    "marines don't need full auto weapons"
    A10 warthog would like to know your location

    • @prymus141
      @prymus141 Před 3 lety +10

      *brrrrt* intensifies

    • @reclaimer0018
      @reclaimer0018 Před 3 lety +11

      Bolt action A10 Thunderbolt haha.

    • @fairchildrepublica-10thund79
      @fairchildrepublica-10thund79 Před 3 lety +5

      I can smell the guy

    • @Guillo78
      @Guillo78 Před 3 lety +3

      @@fairchildrepublica-10thund79 then go for him get em boy go get em

    • @B-enjoyer
      @B-enjoyer Před 3 lety +1

      The a 10 according to the Soviets is a Weapon Of Mass Destruction(they tried to get it banned during the START nuke treaty)

  • @jtreed3296
    @jtreed3296 Před 4 lety +929

    "BRING THE RAIN!"
    *guy on the other end gives the native American rain dancer a thumbs up*

    • @smokeyplane3285
      @smokeyplane3285 Před 3 lety +10

      n i c e

    • @TheChowster
      @TheChowster Před 3 lety +6

      hahaha best comment

    • @kevinkoger5749
      @kevinkoger5749 Před 3 lety +3

      Hahahaha

    • @IWillSmurfYou
      @IWillSmurfYou Před 3 lety +15

      Who'll stop the rain?

    • @smokeyplane3285
      @smokeyplane3285 Před 3 lety +5

      @@IWillSmurfYou
      Eh, I think it'll end after a set period of time. Like a magic ability, it works for a short (or long) period of time, then has a cooldown timer.
      After the cooldown timer is over, the ability will be recharged. Don't worry, the M.S.U. (Magical Support Unit) has all this thought out.

  • @alex_theperson7064
    @alex_theperson7064 Před 2 lety

    hey man this is really entertaining stuff I think you should do this more often or make this the main content that you post because this is really funny

  • @bmjthemachine6757
    @bmjthemachine6757 Před 3 lety +1

    “War is hell. But even more so, if you don’t have the right tools for the job”
    Couldn’t have said it better myself

  • @fuegofootball758
    @fuegofootball758 Před 4 lety +461

    Whoever wrote this article probably got his gf stolen by an infantryman

    • @boomenbuttfuckens288
      @boomenbuttfuckens288 Před 3 lety +3

      I think that's the first time i actually Laugh Out Loud by a CZcams comment!

    • @IWillSmurfYou
      @IWillSmurfYou Před 3 lety

      @@boomenbuttfuckens288 L O L

    • @fastcow7013
      @fastcow7013 Před 3 lety +7

      Hookers who baby trapped you dont count as girlfriends.

    • @tombragalone7250
      @tombragalone7250 Před 3 lety

      I keep wanting to ask him how His wife and my kids are doing

    • @dr.bright5670
      @dr.bright5670 Před 3 lety

      Or his sixteen course meal...

  • @taylorwest6986
    @taylorwest6986 Před 4 lety +433

    Article: "Full-auto lowers accuracy"
    Ultimax 100 and LAMG: "Are we a joke to you?"

  • @denen404
    @denen404 Před 3 lety +3

    i'm convinced the guy that wrote this article would be happy if the service weapon for the entire military was a flintlock or a musket...

  • @Filippa1.1.
    @Filippa1.1. Před 4 lety +11

    “Why the navy dont need ships”

  • @asasanford8513
    @asasanford8513 Před 4 lety +542

    He’s sweatin harder than a trainee with an unsecure wall locker

    • @Token_Black_Guy
      @Token_Black_Guy Před 4 lety +43

      Sweating harder then a private who lost his weapon

    • @mrkipp8559
      @mrkipp8559 Před 4 lety +42

      Sweating harder than a private who lost his battlebuddy

    • @MacewindJediMaster
      @MacewindJediMaster Před 4 lety +23

      Sweating harder then all three of those things and add on sleeping during fire watch.

    • @RogueTism23
      @RogueTism23 Před 4 lety +15

      He sweating like a combat vet who just read an article written by Joe Paperpusher, like he knows what he’s talking about.

    • @charles1100
      @charles1100 Před 4 lety +3

      Connor J who’s joe

  • @aldenrodzik3011
    @aldenrodzik3011 Před 4 lety +175

    “Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obliviously never encountered automatic weapons.” - Douglas MacArthur

    • @kriegguardsman9117
      @kriegguardsman9117 Před 4 lety +9

      Alden Rodzik
      *Laughs in warthog*

    • @kodingkrusader2765
      @kodingkrusader2765 Před 4 lety +3

      @@kriegguardsman9117 You do realize all the a10 is is an automatic weapon with an airframe built around it right?

    • @jesspayne5548
      @jesspayne5548 Před 4 lety

      Koding Krusader that’s not even its only weapon it has numerous hard points and would. Still be more than effective without the 30

  • @johntaylor-lo8qx
    @johntaylor-lo8qx Před 3 lety

    This guy is amazing!!! Best channel I've found in a long time !!!! Keep it up Sargent 👊

  • @jkalash762
    @jkalash762 Před 3 lety

    The saw gunner bit had me rolling man 😂 this is quickly becoming one of my favorite channels.

  • @KaiservonKrieger
    @KaiservonKrieger Před 4 lety +304

    "Full auto lowers accuracy"
    *Laughs in MG34 and 42*

  • @TheOne-Aslan
    @TheOne-Aslan Před 4 lety +488

    "We don't need fully automatic weapons"
    Army: laughs in 3000 RPM

    • @bluetonian7632
      @bluetonian7632 Před 3 lety +12

      Air Force: laughs in 3900 RPM

    • @radstool6467
      @radstool6467 Před 3 lety +10

      @bone collector 100th Ranger sniper Marines infantry airborne Special forces Operations: laughs in Explosive laser tracer incendiary pulse armor piercing .50 cal.

    • @thecentralintelligenceagen9963
      @thecentralintelligenceagen9963 Před 3 lety +8

      @@radstool6467 marines: laughs in *sticks and stones*

    • @radstool6467
      @radstool6467 Před 3 lety +9

      @@thecentralintelligenceagen9963 Navy: _Moans in hyper realistic dildos_

    • @FLMKane
      @FLMKane Před 3 lety +1

      Russia *laughs in 10,000 rpm*

  • @paulgerald7682
    @paulgerald7682 Před 4 lety

    Love your program . I somehow I can relate . Thank you . You made my day .

  • @Helljumper91
    @Helljumper91 Před 3 lety

    This has quickly become my favorite channel on youtube.

  • @spudster561
    @spudster561 Před 4 lety +79

    Sent this to my ex-army friend, his response to the article was; "I just skimmed it and got cancer"

  • @KowboyUSA
    @KowboyUSA Před 4 lety +278

    The article's author may as well been: Beta O'Rourke.

  • @davidshettlesworth1442

    Thank you angry cop! I needed this video to help make my day. Carry on Sir!

  • @nichollebays7093
    @nichollebays7093 Před 3 lety +2

    Hey I found a way too put a suppresser on a bazooka!
    "If you say I don't care for this then you are a real army man."

  • @demondefiant6346
    @demondefiant6346 Před 4 lety +323

    "Fires too many bullets"
    Me: THERES NO SUCH THING AS TOO MANY BULLETS!!

    • @joerb97
      @joerb97 Před 4 lety +8

      I think you mean dakka

    • @candykanefpv98
      @candykanefpv98 Před 4 lety +2

      Sam Ortiz well yeah but also no. Shooty make gun hot. Gun hot make gun fail.

    • @heliosretro4545
      @heliosretro4545 Před 4 lety +4

      @@joerb97 DERE'S NEVA TOO MUCH DAKKA

    • @jackshipman9294
      @jackshipman9294 Před 4 lety +3

      ‘MURICA! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @seaburn40
      @seaburn40 Před 4 lety +3

      Ah shit. Sorry guys. I cant fire any more for the next hour and a half because I fired 8 shots and not 4-5. I'm so sorry.

  • @vinnysilvestri3589
    @vinnysilvestri3589 Před 4 lety +1032

    “We don’t need fully automatic weapon systems”
    Germans with the mg42: Bin ich ein Witz für dich?

  • @RyZe_24.
    @RyZe_24. Před 3 lety +4

    "Boltaction automatic" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead.

  • @80bbygrl
    @80bbygrl Před 4 lety

    I literally watch your videos.numerous times, your facial expressions, and you flailing your hands just makes my day 🤣

  • @natedtorres1764
    @natedtorres1764 Před 4 lety +540

    Sign: Marines don’t need automatic weapons
    Marines: This sign can’t stop me cause I can’t read

    • @JDC3Music
      @JDC3Music Před 4 lety +2

      That was what Juicy said in a Mully video, wasn't it? Lol

    • @terrydyer5958
      @terrydyer5958 Před 4 lety +1

      Lmfao 😂😂😂

    • @aidenjubert7263
      @aidenjubert7263 Před 4 lety

      @@JDC3Music yup

    • @damienspiers2140
      @damienspiers2140 Před 4 lety +1

      As much offense as I take to that because my uncle was airborne and you're implying that most military Infantry branches are stupid I actually get the joke and yes yes the every infantry branch and they're Granddaddy's need full auto weapons and know this guy actually knows proper terminology because automatic is a general term

    • @natedtorres1764
      @natedtorres1764 Před 4 lety +2

      Damien Spiers there was no offense intended in the joke, it’s a common joke so I made it to make people laugh

  • @perrytheplumberplatypus8976
    @perrytheplumberplatypus8976 Před 4 lety +136

    Someone: *Posts stupid article about military*
    Operator Sam: Im about to end this mans whole career

  • @USNTM2
    @USNTM2 Před 3 lety +1

    Okay, AC, coming from a Navy Gunner's Mate (Vet) you got me with the "bolt action automatic".
    But you can only have it if it is"fully semi automatic".

  • @brianbitter8811
    @brianbitter8811 Před rokem

    Hey AC, been watching you for a minute and love it!🤣 That being said, where did you hear 4 to 6 round burst? As a Heavy Gunner in the Corps(0331). I was taught 6 to 8 round burst. Cpl. Bitter Brian J. 1987-1992. Awesome stuff AC!! Semper Fidelis Brother!

  • @taylor2700
    @taylor2700 Před 4 lety +654

    Germans: no shotgun plz
    America: sorry can’t hear you I’m using my low range spread gun never would i use a shotgun

    • @Evergreen1400
      @Evergreen1400 Před 4 lety +66

      Taylor Self. Haha always found it hilarious that Germans in a war where chemical weapons were commonplace said shotguns are too devastating lol

    • @SpectralKnight
      @SpectralKnight Před 4 lety +36

      @@Evergreen1400what's funnier is they got a lot of shit for that(even though it technically wasn't illegal at the start) , but the winners didn't get any penalty for actively ignoring an agreement before the war to not use shotguns.
      trench shotguns are terrifying if you are in a trench though, because they wound a bunch of people. You can wear a gas mask for the gas. It's pretty hard to armor your left ringfinger from 1 out of 50 projectiles coming towards your face and the 7 guys next to you

    • @Evergreen1400
      @Evergreen1400 Před 4 lety +28

      SpectralKnight. Yup I understand and you are correct a shotgun is absolutely devastating in a trench. My bump in the night gun is my 12g because of that reason.

    • @SpectralKnight
      @SpectralKnight Před 4 lety +8

      @@Evergreen1400 well sorry for bringing it up then :) there's just a lot of people who go I don't get why they banned shotguns

    • @thegh0st413
      @thegh0st413 Před 4 lety

      Lol

  • @DiggitySlice
    @DiggitySlice Před 4 lety +302

    Oh another anti gun vet that probably never fired a gun outside of training?
    *imagine my shock*

    • @gordoncarpenter2709
      @gordoncarpenter2709 Před 4 lety +7

      Or couldn’t qualify!!!

    • @Dragon0tWest
      @Dragon0tWest Před 4 lety +1

      Nah he was an rotc cadot going for supply

    • @0percentskill542
      @0percentskill542 Před 4 lety +2

      I’ve shot a real gun before, full auto is very good in urban close quarters combat, group suppression, and it is also very versatile. If you really do hate full auto then in most carbines, Smgs, PDWs, Assault rifles, and Machined pistols will come with a switch to convert to semi auto. Correct me if I’m wrong still new to the shooting community.

    • @timgreen6072
      @timgreen6072 Před 4 lety +1

      According to his bio he served as a Navy Corpsman with the 3rd Battalion 5th Marines, and has a degree in film production and screenwriting. You would think he'd have learned why automatic weapons are necessary on a battlefield. I'm former Navy myself and even I understand this necessity.

  • @hattrick8684
    @hattrick8684 Před 3 lety +2

    That was one of the biggest reasons the MG42 was so effective. The noice struck terror in those it was aimed at. It had a very distinct noice, and was said to fire so fast it could cut down a tree(it could, and so could every other fully weapon technically) it became known as Hitlers Buzzsaw. 1,300rpm.

  • @timkeenan7419
    @timkeenan7419 Před rokem +1

    My name is Tim. I haven't been raked over the coals like that since I was in basic training. Wow, 25 years ago.

  • @noneofyourbusiness9489
    @noneofyourbusiness9489 Před 4 lety +218

    Next article: Why Marines Shouldn't Have Weapons. Answer: Reloading takes too much time in combat.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 Před 4 lety +20

      Give 'em Chainswords and shit, there problem solved.

    • @happygrunt4789
      @happygrunt4789 Před 4 lety +13

      @@kabob0077 For the emperor! Charge!

    • @PiousSlayer
      @PiousSlayer Před 4 lety +13

      @@kabob0077
      Dude, that'd be amazing. Especially if they get the Space Marine armor. They'd be invincible, lol.

    • @mehmeh1999
      @mehmeh1999 Před 4 lety

      Extended Mags problem solved.

    • @KC2761-d5x
      @KC2761-d5x Před 4 lety +1

      Plus, guns use way too many bullets, and they cost too much to produce
      Swords and bows will kill someone just fine as well

  • @Benass69
    @Benass69 Před 4 lety +569

    “The military doesn’t need automatic weapons”
    * laughs in Taliban*

    • @SpookyGhostLad
      @SpookyGhostLad Před 4 lety +9

      Is it bad when i read *laughs in Taliban* i immediately thought of ululating

    • @Benass69
      @Benass69 Před 4 lety +6

      Scary Spaghetti well I don’t know what that word mean so probably maybe

    • @SpookyGhostLad
      @SpookyGhostLad Před 4 lety +3

      @@Benass69 the noise stereotype terrorists make

    • @load6027
      @load6027 Před 4 lety +3

      @@SpookyGhostLad are you getting confused with (allah akbar)?

    • @SpookyGhostLad
      @SpookyGhostLad Před 4 lety +5

      @@load6027 no i mean the lalalalalalala thing

  • @elijahdewaal8492
    @elijahdewaal8492 Před 3 lety +1

    His intimidation voice at the start of the video was the coolest voice I've heard in a while

  • @nicholasnelsen4600
    @nicholasnelsen4600 Před 3 lety +1

    I was a “bean counter” and I say send it. Haha we’ll deal with the paperwork later. Haha

  • @RAGDOLL_COP
    @RAGDOLL_COP Před 4 lety +477

    “We don’t need fully automatic weapons “
    Every ww2 German with a MG42
    “ laughter”

    • @bryanmartinez6600
      @bryanmartinez6600 Před 4 lety +18

      Reminds me of that US army video that they tried to justify that even though the German guns sounded scary that the ones the US troops had were superior.

    • @victorwaddell6530
      @victorwaddell6530 Před 4 lety

      @Above average Peen Jeremy Phalanx CIWS , R2D2 with a Gatling gun .

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger Před 4 lety +10

      MG42 - for when you want a 4-gauge shotgun that reaches out 400m.

    • @spacecorpse3212
      @spacecorpse3212 Před 4 lety

      @@manictiger that is a machine gun not a shotgun nice try

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger Před 4 lety +8

      @@spacecorpse3212
      r/whoosh

  • @PoofyKittyPants
    @PoofyKittyPants Před 4 lety +86

    A round fired towards bad guys is never wasted.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger Před 4 lety +3

      Buzzfeed's "utopia" military: "controlled bursts"
      ISIS: multi-hundred round belt-dumps of 14.5mm
      Buzzfeed's "utopia" military: Hmm. Maybe we made a mistake...

  • @chasehofer1066
    @chasehofer1066 Před 3 lety +2

    " Bring the rain!" Is a quote from the troops in the start of terminator 1 when the gunship shoots the robot in the village

  • @markdavenport2998
    @markdavenport2998 Před 2 lety

    I don't work out anymore. I burn more calories watching your videos than going on a 10 mile run. Keep up the good work!

  • @danielebain1468
    @danielebain1468 Před 4 lety +236

    "The Marines dont need fully automatic weapons"
    Its not a fully automatic weapon it is a *complex system designed to shoot encased bullets in rapid succession without releasing the trigger*

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 Před 4 lety +13

      Anything can automatically be a weapon so the Marines shouldn't carry anything.

    • @mik4209
      @mik4209 Před 3 lety +6

      @@orlock20 your hands can be weapons so marines cant have hands.

    • @leeminchi9662
      @leeminchi9662 Před 3 lety +2

      @@mik4209 exactly CUT THEIR HANDS OFF

    • @mik4209
      @mik4209 Před 3 lety +1

      Lee Minchi yea and the brain is the most powerful weapon take it away from the... oh wait most marines don't have brains or don't have much anyways.

    • @supernova5434
      @supernova5434 Před 2 lety

      Your right, its a *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT* system

  • @bzrkr7240
    @bzrkr7240 Před 4 lety +47

    I have the feeling this article was written by that general who tried firing an AR15 on ‘full semiautomatic’

    • @user-mb9ke5dz7l
      @user-mb9ke5dz7l Před 4 lety +3

      Reminds me of that video where Piers Morgan dumps like 100rds of .50bmg through an M2, while blasting away you can see him desperately trying not to smile. Then afterward he says "Why does anyone *need* this?"
      They had to use a ton of cuts & weird camera angles to hide how happy Piers was after firing that M2.

  • @Phucketmcsucket
    @Phucketmcsucket Před 3 lety +1

    Bring the rain: Call the weatherman and check the forecast to see if you're getting any rain during week

  • @mikegracie3212
    @mikegracie3212 Před 3 lety

    One of my favorite calls when I was in charge of a fire support team was "target 3 salvos fire for effect"

  • @williamhabel10
    @williamhabel10 Před 4 lety +388

    "Keeping your booger hook off the bang switch"
    I really wish this was the wording used in firearm saftey 🤣

    • @donoimdono4868
      @donoimdono4868 Před 4 lety +10

      William Habel - when I was a POST instructor we did use it. A LOT.

    • @halomaster213
      @halomaster213 Před 4 lety +1

      William Habel just as I saw your comment he said that.

    • @JimBeamFiend53
      @JimBeamFiend53 Před 4 lety +7

      If he puts that on a shirt, I promise to buy it!

    • @Suicidekings_
      @Suicidekings_ Před 4 lety +4

      Keep your booger hook off the bang switch until you're ready to bring the hate.

    • @monabale8263
      @monabale8263 Před 2 lety

      @@Suicidekings_ but not the rain... :D

  • @KlaustheViking
    @KlaustheViking Před 4 lety +263

    I bet Jody was showing Timmy's girl what "weapon superiority" means.

    • @coconuts5500
      @coconuts5500 Před 4 lety +3

      Holy shit xddd

    • @robertalford1321
      @robertalford1321 Před 4 lety

      Damn!

    • @sevenentertainment5658
      @sevenentertainment5658 Před 4 lety

      Jody does get around😂

    • @soupeater7417
      @soupeater7417 Před 4 lety

      Who is Jody?

    • @donoimdono4868
      @donoimdono4868 Před 4 lety

      watermelonlol maclean - 1/2 hour after you leave home for work in the morning, quickly & quietly return home and reenter your house unannounced. the elbows and asshole you just saw running out your back door - THAT was jody

  • @LtJackboot
    @LtJackboot Před 2 lety

    its 2022 in 5 days and you still haven't stroked out! You're the shit AC!

  • @timothymanning6972
    @timothymanning6972 Před 3 lety

    “Bolt action automatic” loved it. 😆😆😆
    And you hit a “booger hook off the bang switch” 😂🤣😂

  • @Kamrunzdoesfunctionalfitness

    “Bring the rain”
    -Transformer series.

    • @coneinggaming6285
      @coneinggaming6285 Před 4 lety +1

      Cameron Staggs fuck the rain it’s 60 degrees outside

    • @dermotrooney9584
      @dermotrooney9584 Před 4 lety +1

      Sounds like he got his doctrine words from Battlestar Galactica.

  • @michaelfairchild
    @michaelfairchild Před 4 lety +166

    "We are the mighty", the Buzzfeed of military world.

  • @MegaKracka
    @MegaKracka Před 2 lety

    There is an old military article, that I can't find for the life of me, about troops who overran an enemy position and picked up the enemies full auto weapons. The interesting thing was that both sides had same weapon, I believe the FMAS, but one was burst and the other full auto. So the side that over ran the position due to superior numbers started using the full auto version of the weapon that they considered to be better. However, once they started using it they began to lose the fight. It had nothing to do with the weapon itself, they weren't trained on how a full auto weapon handles and there for were not effective with it.

  • @darenmiller2218
    @darenmiller2218 Před 3 lety

    Hey bro did something happen to your pinkie fingers? Looks like the last knuckle is off but maybe it’s the camera angle. Badass channel dude I’ve been binging it for at least a week now haha

  • @Jackstalkerfear
    @Jackstalkerfear Před 4 lety +78

    The combat medic say : "Prevention is the best medicine"
    The combat medic also says : "Prevention via fire superiority done with excessive firepower and full auto is the best medicine."

  • @evalpenguin8797
    @evalpenguin8797 Před 4 lety +35

    -Disregard for full auto
    -Over reliance on artillery
    WW1 called, they want their military doctrines back

    • @user-mb9ke5dz7l
      @user-mb9ke5dz7l Před 4 lety

      Over reliance on artillery yes, but WW1 armies loved those 100lb water cooled belt fed MG's.

  • @atts_other_at
    @atts_other_at Před 3 lety +1

    the bolt action automatic line gave me an idea for a gas system that you could add to a bolt action rifle to make it semi-auto

  • @PiperAtTheGatesOfYourMom
    @PiperAtTheGatesOfYourMom Před 3 lety +2

    I heard he was working on a “Why the Navy doesnt need ships” article