Fantasy: The commander thinks, "Sailors won't get drunk if they're afraid someone will rat them out!" Reality: The drunk sailor thinks, "I'm shitfaced, but I ain't gonna ask anybody for help!" and then proceeds to fuck up harder because he can't trust his shipmates!
@fourteenlizard Ain't that the fucking truth!! Were not civilians, the military is a society within a society. Completely different than the soy civilian world.
I did the same , and my shippers did the same for me a few times. I was a Navy MP on shore duty in Yokosuka Japan between two sea duty commands . If some sailor was fucking up on Liberty but hadn't crossed the line , I'd ask some of his buddies to take him back to his ship .
@@victorwaddell6530 Hell yes man why soil another soldiers name,rank or reputation it gets you personally no where's in the ranks accept a target to a long lonely enlistment with no friends.
I once saw a Master sergeant who spent his entire Saturday night patrolling the barracks. He spent well over 6 hours stealing alcohol and giving his Marines a reason to hate him. Toxic command is a re-elinstment killer
As a Marine I spent a lot of time with seamen.(giggity) Having been assigned to naval stations were you literally are drowning in seamen (giggity), I have never seen or heard of seamen rats. I can't speak for the Navy or seamen in general (gig giggity)... but in the corps.. awards are NOT given out much at all. To get a NAM you actually need to do something relatively spectacular. Being a nark is not going to get you anything except disdain. Even from command. Handle things at the lowest level; is what we are taught. Everything you said was right. That is how we handled our business in the corps. Glad it turned out that the press story was full of sh*&. I am not surprised. Fake fkn news is everywhere.
Army also taught us handle shit at the lowest level.. even if your NCO happened to have their rank a bit crooked - you talked (respectfully) to your NCO about it. Same rank or lower jacked up? You talk to that person about it. Only when shit can't be handled at the lowest possible level do you go anywhere else with it. And it doesn't matter what the topic is.
Topsiders get NAMs all the time for dum shit, like making a bunch of eggs, mean while engineering and reactor are busting their asses keeping the ship afloat.
The irony is that someone higher up the chain of command posted a fake story to try and get others to be rats. The real award could have been for something completely different and they just used the photo on the fake article.
I'm Air Force and I've stopped a few of my wingmen from drivong drunk, one of them I didn't know and he was underage, I just saw him drunk off his ass at a party trying to get into his car and recognized him from the dorms, so I drove him back to the dorms no questions asked, another time at a squadron holdiday party I saw an airman in my flight who was drunk and about to drive home, myself and someone else from my flight had to physically take her keys away from her to prevent her from driving and I gave her a ride home and told her to call me in the morning and I'd take her to pick up her car, we never spoke about it again and it never once occurred to me to tell anyone in my chain of command because it was just the right thing to do, I stopped someone from potentially hurting themselves or others and fucking up her career, it doesn't fucking need recognition.
When I was in AIT, our first sergeant literally, in front of our patchless CO, said "snitches get stitches." We were dying as soon as we left formation.
1st lieutenant: soldier, you going to have some drinks with us tonight? Me: no, sir. I'm underaged 1st Lt: how old are you? Me: 20, sir. 1st Lt: close enough.
That's the one thing us Brits will never understand about you yanks; You are responsible enough to potentially die for your country at 18, but you can't drink yourself into a stupor until you're 21... What?!
@@RookCity94 Honestly most leadership doesnt give a fuck, I've talked to countless of my superiors who disagree with the drinking age and fully support being able to drink if you can die for your country
all jokes aside my father was a sergeant in the marines and you remind me of him so much and it’s crazy i love these videos brings back memories when he would yell exactly like you and was still funny thank you for this he is no longer with us but puts a smile on my face to see these videos and makes me remember the good times
@Gaetano Federici I’m sorry to hear that your father has passed!! Anytime we lose a veteran, it diminishes us all a little!!!! I want to thank your father for his service!!!
“Shoved him into her personal vehicle” Visualizes a drunk soldier getting stuffed into the back seat of a Scion xB Toaster with a bunch of gear and equipment *GET T.F IN THERE*
My mental image was this chick like trying to shove a whole sailor in the back seat of a Honda civic while he's passed out drunk in full battle rattle and snoring like a bear
I ended up getting an Article 15 for supplying my 19 or 20 year old friend with some hard liquor after coming back from our 15 month Iraq deployment in 2008.
They tell us here that it’s a “failure to report” if we don’t snitch. I’d take any slap on my record for not snitching over losing the respect and trust of my shipmates.
Angry Cops makes me regret not joining the marines because I had to have a girrlll friend that I made a baby with and broke up with a decade later. Is 35 years old still too late? Fantastic shape still
Wait, the dude that wrote the article is Public Affairs on the Bonhomme? The same Bonhomme that has been burning in San Diego for 4 days and continues to burn? Small world.....
Ex serving Australian naval Sailor here and all I can hear is this song in my head. 🎶 what do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor, earlai in the morning. Put him in the gutter and spray him with water, put him in the gutter and spray him with water, put him in the gutter and spray him in the nothing earlia in the morning. Take pictures of his state and use it for black mail, take pictures and use it to blackmail him earlai in the nothing mornin"🎶
1993, Galveston, USS McCandless FFT-1084 had a group of drunken sailors in the parade, trying to follow the people in front of them, drunk, women joining the parade... Fuck...
Weird that this article is headlined from the Bonhomme Richard in November 2019. In July 2020 that ship is sitting in harbor with a massive multi-day fire cooking its inside at 1000 degrees. A connection in the command conspiracy? Hmmm??? What say ye, Sergeant?
72 ventura Fire goes up, not down..... and the fuel is below the waterline..... water puts out fires..... And if I’m wrong, shit happens.... it’ll make GREAT CZcams video....
That would have been the least of it. If she actually did that, we’d of had her keel hauled by the end of the day. Don’t call us the ‘silent service’ because of our humility.
When drill sarg goes from dissing the girls hairline to congratulating this girl for being an absolute unit for her fellow seaman, God I love this channel.
Probably only pilots after that, then they'd have to integrate back into the Army, exchange for better leadership and better training, and ditch the completely forsaken dress unifo- hey, yknow what, that ain't a half bad idea...
Truth! I've gotta comment, sorry! A yr ago I retired from an AF fire dept. I spent 34 yrs working for the USAF as a firefighter, 8.5 yrs as a G.I., and the rest as a DoD civilian FF. A few years ago we started getting a flood of, well, "less than optimum" new air babies straight from tech school. One youngun was particularly "Special"! The guy just fucked up everything he touched or tried. I heard a SRA call him "goldfish", puzzled, I stopped the SRA and asked why? He laughed and said they were watching discovery in the dayroom and the narrator said the avg. goldfish has an attention span of 3 seconds, I said, ah! The next day a civilian paramedic friend of mine called me to the kitchen and said, " you have to see this" then he pages the young Airman to the kitchen, the Airman reports, yes sir Mr. Joyce, Joyce says, Airman Rice, I want you to go out to the truck and get me a hydrant wrench, Rice says, yes sir Mr. Joyce, and off he goes, 10-15 min pass and I look at Joyce and say WTF? He starts cracking up and says, come on, follow me, and we walk out into the truck stall where the engines parked, and there's Rice staring at the side of the truck. Joyce says, Rice, I asked you to bring me a hydrant wrench, Rice says, yes sir Mr. Joyce, and then pulls a spanner wrench off the side of the truck! Joyce says, Rice, this is a spanner wrench, then he puts it back and pulls off a hydrant wrench and says, this is a hydrant wrench, then he hands it to Rice and tells him to put it back. We waited 10 min and Joyce calls Rice in again and the entire scenario repeats! So I asked Rice how the hell did he survive 4-1/2 months of fire school? He says, well, I just kind of hid out in the back of the class and nobody ever really asked me to do anything! WTF??? For 4-1/2 months? Yeah. We cornered the commandant of the fire school at the annual fire chiefs conference and asked him what the hell was going on? He immediately got all defensive and said, Whoa, Whoa, you guys don't understand, I send you the best I get, you should see what I get! Part 2 of this story! A few months later we were tasked with sending a 6 man team to the desert, so the deputy and the chief thought, well, maybe if we send Rice over to the desert for a few months he'll see some stuff, get some experience and man up, so off he went with the rest of the boys. From what I'm told the TDY was uneventful, but when they came back they lost Rice at the Atlanta airport! One minute he was there, the next he was nowhere to be found. Well, the other 5 had to get on the plane, so they did, and on arrival in Orlando they called the deputy chief and reported Rice was missing. About 2:30 A.M. the Fire Chief gets a call, its the SFS L.E. desk at Dobbins ARB in Marietra GA., they want to know if we have an Airman Rice stationed there? Again, WTF? The Chief says, yes we do! The next morning the Chief details one of our MSgt's to drive to Atlanta and retrieve Airman Rice. Apparently Rice decided at the last minute before boarding that he needed to pee, so off he went, and then he got lost, missed the flight, and wandered around the airport for a few hours before hitting on a plan, so he uses his government travel card to rent a car, drives around until he sees a sign for Dobbins, drives up to the gate and turns himself in to the gate guards, he reportedly said, I'm here to turn myself in, you guys are probably looking for me, I'm awol! Again, WTF! Upon arrival back at the base the MSgt drove Rice straight to the mental health clinic for evaluation. The diagnosis was, acute paranoid schizophrenia, AD/HD, and dyslexia! They put that boy on such heavy drugs that he was walking around drooling on himself. He gained 20 lbs in the month it took to outprocess him and send him home to his mother! Bear in mind, this kid went thru 7 wks of basic training and 4-1/2 months of tech school before he got to us! True story! Just one of hundreds I've experienced!
@@dallasmore6703 What. The. Fuck. I'm still in my Y.D.F.C.T.F.B stage of life and even I know more than Rice, like at an airport you piss either half an hour before or into your flight. Also, how did he get past the psych eval they give you before joining the military?
I've been watching staff sergeant Hy for a couple months now, has anyone else noticed how crooked the last knuckles of his pinkies are, and yes I mean both.
As a Navy vet I can't count how many times I've covered for someone who was blitzed out of their minds or how many times I worked so fucked up in port I was ontop of a helicopter the following morning with a bucket a d was told not to hit the aircraft. I Neve knew it's gotten this bad.
I joined when I was 17 so when I went into the enlisted men’s club they stamped “beer and wine only” on the back of my hand. When I turned 18 then I could do the hard stuff. This was back in 74 when you stood by and backed up your buds.
When your leadership is more focused on awarding snitches and putting out fake news to make themselves and the snitches look good than being focused on the million other fucking things it takes to keep a ship combat-ready it's really no surprise something went wrong. At least when other navies' ships catch fire they can blame their lack of a maintenance budget, here there's nowhere to look but the leadership.
"You're up, weirdo." Me: Ah shit here we go. I was laughing hard when he was describing how the lawnmower works. Thank you for my day a bit better. I found out earlier today that I lost a close friend from COVID-19 and bummed me out all day. So thank you Rich.
"How'd I do?" "YOU SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT! "Rude..." I laughed so hard at that. On a more somber note: My deepest condolences for your loss. I hope your days will grow brighter.
@@MyGamer125 I think that gives him the right more than people with hair. If you are a part of X group, you can make fun of X group. It is when Y starts making fun of X that the bad stuff starts rolling around
I had a E7 who wanted the top's job, so he ratted him out one night as he was getting tanked with us. Now that is so serious blue falcon shit right there
If someone does something bad, you need to tell someone. Forgot about this “snitch” mentality. Seriously, if you don’t report things, then ppl like that Army girl can be killed dude
@@zacharyramirez5953 reporting petty shit is snitching, especially if it's motivated for self interest. Report a problem that can get some one hurt, or a crime is important. Just a civilians perspective.
Dirus it’s like people calling police officers for stupid shit, they could be actually saving someones life, but if u call them for petty shit ur an asshole
I feel like the reporter was like “will this award help you get promoted?” And being that awards are worth promotion points she likely was like “yeah it’s worth a couple points I guess it’ll help” and BAM bullshit was created
Me: forgets online Zoom call. Teacher: ima go call the Navy sailor and she gonna tell the principal. Me: it’s ok ima go get the awesome drill instructor!
I had a C.o named Studley who this guy reminds me of. No one ever gives Drill Sergeant/Instructors the credit for being comedic geniuses like they are!
I can't count the # of times I was shit faced under 21 years of age while in the military we never ratted on anyone and took care of one another these are your brothers the men you fight beside and for to destroy that trust can easily leave you the odd man out in a shootout that bond and trust is sacred.
My Dad was Navy WWII and Korea . Had to take my Dad to the VA in San Antonio . we stopped at a Hooters for dinner . waitress comes up and say she is from Trinidad and my Dads face just lit up I'd never seen him smile like that ever. he told a story about 3 Aircraft Carriers docked at Trinidad for shore leave. He said by the time they left there was nothing left standing . they tore the place down . then the Navy made a policy that only one carrier in port at a time
This guy cracks me up! I remember partying (heavy alcohol) with some other Marines on base when I/we were all under drinking age. MPs busted us and were going to run us in. One of our NCO's intervened and rescued us from the MPs. Nothing happened on our records. Won't state his name (he was killed a few years after that), but he was the epitome of a good NCO; ie not a Blue Falcon.
Yeah, when I was in we didn't do this. I remember waking up one morning after liberty in Japan with my face over valve ops (any 688 guys will know what this is) with the hatch propped open apparently so I wouldn't either throw up all over my rack or choke on my own vomit. Never found out who the awesome shipmate who drug me there was, but I'd buy him a whole brewery.
in corrections we call that, “walk alone status”. where basically if we don’t like/ respect someone we don’t acknowledge that person. they walk inside to work alone and they don’t talk to anyone at work, hence the term. one time there was a new girl who was working on the yard and she saw some CO’s sleeping in the chapel. there was nothing going on so they were relaxing. so then she goes to the sgt. and tells him that there are staff sleeping in there. luckily the sgt. was cool about it and brushed her off and told the CO’s she snitched on them 😂 she transferred.
no they will often correct themselves but bury the correction like 10 pages in down at the bottom so no one will give a shit, NYT's is good at that shit.
The ad had me gaffawing! The good ol' days of getting hammered off base, getting into fights, and we all helped each other home. Hell, Rota, Spain the SP's would simply give you a ride home. Not that they would make sure you would get INto your compartment. I remember more than once crawling into the barracks to find my rack. Yep, nearly every one got hammered. They didn't care as long as you were right when at work. None of this PC bullshit of today. Still live in a military town and hardly recognize a sailor today.
Been there too . I have a scar above my right eyelid where I drunkenly fell while climbing into my rack on ship . The Duty Corpsman and CDO came down to the berthing and checked me out . It didn't make it into the ships deck log and I didn't get any stitches . My DIVO gave me talking to the next day with a smirk on his face . He was a Mustang who had been an OS like me before getting his commission . The CDO was a Mustang who had been an ET before his commissioning . Mustangs are the best officers in the navy . And for those who don't know already , a Mustang is a commissioned officer that was formerly an enlisted sailor .
I'm currently stationed in Rota with the Navy. Most Americans look out for each other but the Spanish MPs pretty much hope we fuck up so they can ruin our day.
@@jeremy2965 Satellite images make Rota look abandoned. I was an ET and stationed there in the early 80's. NCS is cordoned off. Both the TSC-54 satellite system and whatever the other system was (GSC-36?) is gone. It wasn't there when I was there. The "Bull Ring," which was the massive circular antenna array north of the airfield, complete with all buildings, is leveled. Granted TACAN and LORAN have fallen to the wayside so I'm not seeing those. There are hardly any cars, civilian or otherwise, on the base. No planes! The image was taken July 6, 2018, a Friday and it looks to be around noon. I used to watch the planes come and go. When air traffic picked up and you saw US-built planes with no markings you know some shit was about to go down. Not asking whether the USN is abandoning Rota, but sure looks like it. Did you know back in the day Rota was the first contingency landing strip for the Space Shuttle if it couldn't turn around and make it back to CONUS? This old man needs to stop reminiscing about times gone by.
I've never seen you that sweaty, not even that one time..... never mind......
hi
On stream
I think he drank the makers mark
I drink sweat
Hi Donut! Everyone here. We watched you type this live on Twitch. tv/Donut opeator. Keep the good stuff coming and stay safe my friend!
The fact that you did your homework on an article to find the truth makes you a better source of news than most news companies.
Agreed to this big time. I appreciate ya for going the extra to give us a real story! Keep on keeping on brother!
A 3 year old is a better news source than all these news companies
The USN has retractedthe story
Fuck yes!
@Kenneth Miller yea echo chamber of idiots.
Fantasy: The commander thinks, "Sailors won't get drunk if they're afraid someone will rat them out!"
Reality: The drunk sailor thinks, "I'm shitfaced, but I ain't gonna ask anybody for help!" and then proceeds to fuck up harder because he can't trust his shipmates!
Clearly he cant.
The military loves the cobra effect
or ends up dead because nobody would help because of fear
Yup!! Had a dude plow his bike into the back of a truck doin like 100mph because he wouldn't call for a ride.
I love how every jump cut adds more sweat to his shirt, lol.
I'm fucking dead!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol thank you for pointing that out
*SWEATS IN DRILL SERGEANT*
Hooah 🇺🇸
Samuel Currier I think you're going to Fort hood. Rewatching these videos will make you feel great.
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
Let him sleep it off till mornin.
no you put him in the bed of the captains daughter.
@@davidfagan100 and let him sleep it off till mornin
where he will then be killed
liveepically shave his belly with a rusty razor
way hay and up she rises, way hah and up she rises, way hay and up she rises early in the mornin
Put him in a longboat till he's sober.
“Loose lips sink ships”, didn’t that ship burn down a few days later?
This right here is an underliked comment
I was right across the river from them while it was on fire. I thought it was unsalvageable?
Yes
That ship took my unit to Korea it’s last trip before it burned down
saw yesterday it looks like she's being dismantled and ready to be towed. #Blue Ridge
I lost count of how many of my buddies I literally carried across the quarterdeck after the first night of liberty after weeks at sea.
You the real MVP
@fourteenlizard Ain't that the fucking truth!! Were not civilians, the military is a society within a society. Completely different than the soy civilian world.
I did the same , and my shippers did the same for me a few times. I was a Navy MP on shore duty in Yokosuka Japan between two sea duty commands . If some sailor was fucking up on Liberty but hadn't crossed the line , I'd ask some of his buddies to take him back to his ship .
@@victorwaddell6530 Hell yes man why soil another soldiers name,rank or reputation it gets you personally no where's in the ranks accept a target to a long lonely enlistment with no friends.
@fourteenlizard it's Canada they are all made of soy they don't need civilians to infect them they are the infection
“Navy Sailor snitches on her fellow seaman to get promoted”
Angry Cops: WELL YES.... but actually NO.
You mean Semen.
@Frank Parker I thought the exact same things
I once saw a Master sergeant who spent his entire Saturday night patrolling the barracks. He spent well over 6 hours stealing alcohol and giving his Marines a reason to hate him. Toxic command is a re-elinstment killer
There's always that one guy who has to be " king shit of turd mountain. "
There's a difference between "give your men a common enemy' and "Let's just take a biiiiiiiig dookie on morale, it's fiiiiiine."
I could solve the New Mexico droughts with this man’s sweat.
We could save Africa with his sweat and if his yelling was liquid we could save every drought in the world.
He was ready to kill that blue falcon.
Send him an air conditioner... He said that room is hotter than hell.... I pray he never changes sweat and all.... He is my HERO
@@stephanieritter9285 nothing is hotter than DS 's wrath blowing smoke up High Commands Ass.
I live in NM, can confirm it would solve the problems.
As a Marine I spent a lot of time with seamen.(giggity) Having been assigned to naval stations were you literally are drowning in seamen (giggity), I have never seen or heard of seamen rats. I can't speak for the Navy or seamen in general (gig giggity)... but in the corps.. awards are NOT given out much at all. To get a NAM you actually need to do something relatively spectacular. Being a nark is not going to get you anything except disdain. Even from command. Handle things at the lowest level; is what we are taught. Everything you said was right. That is how we handled our business in the corps. Glad it turned out that the press story was full of sh*&. I am not surprised. Fake fkn news is everywhere.
I for one appreciate your use of the giggity *thumbs up*.
As a corpsman I also respect the well placed giggity. Slay bodies warfighter
Army also taught us handle shit at the lowest level.. even if your NCO happened to have their rank a bit crooked - you talked (respectfully) to your NCO about it. Same rank or lower jacked up? You talk to that person about it. Only when shit can't be handled at the lowest possible level do you go anywhere else with it. And it doesn't matter what the topic is.
Saw a Marine with a Silver Star walking around my local MEPS. Was wondering what he was doing down at that hell hole
Topsiders get NAMs all the time for dum shit, like making a bunch of eggs, mean while engineering and reactor are busting their asses keeping the ship afloat.
You know he's angry when you can actively watch the sweat soak from his neck down to his belt.
Suprised that the Bro Vet didn’t come out to say: “Thats like, totally not cool, bra, rattin’ out yer ship mate, thats like totally not ok bra.”
It's not cool, until MPs find out and the company is forced to attend a 4 hour safety briefing.
when the hell Is he making a comeback 🥺
Not chill brah
Totally heinous!
I got a feeling I'm going to whoosh myself 6:28
“Drinking, Dipping, or smoking” yeah sounds like the military😂
Forgot Rip Fuel. And for the record you CANNOT snort it for better effect.
I put a fat fucking lip of Copenhagen when he said that 😎🇺🇲
You weren't a real paratrooper if you didn't do all three
On some weekends, it was more like Drinking, Fighting, Fucking and Pissing. ;)
@UCio_fYp87n16Xq1hRo-tpYQ 3 ancient Naval traditions: Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash. It is only the Lash that no longer exists.
So she didn’t snitch she “saved” a shipmate but someone snitched by making the article???
Its referred to as "shipmate" not "seamate" but yeah you'll have that
Mariah Dutton nah it is seman (this is a joke Ik it is seaman/ shipmate)
this is what stupidity looks like(referring to this comment btw)
Mariah Dutton okay so instead of judging a fish that can’t climb you could’ve just answered my comment instead correcting me like an asshole
The irony is that someone higher up the chain of command posted a fake story to try and get others to be rats. The real award could have been for something completely different and they just used the photo on the fake article.
"blurb, blurb blurb" oh I see him over there!"blurb, blurb, blurb." - angry drill sergeant, 2020
i lost my shit at that lmaooooooooooooooooo
So true. There are many many great lines but THAT was a massive LOL
@Francesco D'Alonzo 2:18 bro, yw
@@deltamir_ Me too budy. Laughing my butt off.
I'm Air Force and I've stopped a few of my wingmen from drivong drunk, one of them I didn't know and he was underage, I just saw him drunk off his ass at a party trying to get into his car and recognized him from the dorms, so I drove him back to the dorms no questions asked, another time at a squadron holdiday party I saw an airman in my flight who was drunk and about to drive home, myself and someone else from my flight had to physically take her keys away from her to prevent her from driving and I gave her a ride home and told her to call me in the morning and I'd take her to pick up her car, we never spoke about it again and it never once occurred to me to tell anyone in my chain of command because it was just the right thing to do, I stopped someone from potentially hurting themselves or others and fucking up her career, it doesn't fucking need recognition.
As an Airman, this is what we need more of.
Coveted POB award with two oak leaf clusters right there
The air force has dorms
Christof Harper first thing I noticed about that post lol
Good for looking out... But you said dorms.... Lol!!!
When I was in AIT, our first sergeant literally, in front of our patchless CO, said "snitches get stitches." We were dying as soon as we left formation.
Imagine having Sergeant Hy as your drill sergeant and being a big fan of him. You couldn’t tell him without being ripped a new one
I'd tell him and take the punishment. lol
@@ajholt84 worth it
@@gregorythompson5334 totally worth it.
My friend was at lost in the woods he knows ds hy he actually said he was cool but strict af
I would f*ck up on purpose just to hear him rant.
1st lieutenant: soldier, you going to have some drinks with us tonight?
Me: no, sir. I'm underaged
1st Lt: how old are you?
Me: 20, sir.
1st Lt: close enough.
That's the one thing us Brits will never understand about you yanks;
You are responsible enough to potentially die for your country at 18, but you can't drink yourself into a stupor until you're 21...
What?!
@@RookCity94 trust me most of us agree. It sucks
@@RookCity94 At least we don't get arrested or regular police check ups for wrong think. Yet.
@@RookCity94 Honestly most leadership doesnt give a fuck, I've talked to countless of my superiors who disagree with the drinking age and fully support being able to drink if you can die for your country
@@RookCity94 And now they've gone and changed the age for smoking as well...Its 21 now. Can't do SHIT.
all jokes aside my father was a sergeant in the marines and you remind me of him so much and it’s crazy i love these videos brings back memories when he would yell exactly like you and was still funny thank you for this he is no longer with us but puts a smile on my face to see these videos and makes me remember the good times
@Gaetano Federici
I’m sorry to hear that your father has passed!!
Anytime we lose a veteran, it diminishes us all a little!!!!
I want to thank your father for his service!!!
“Shoved him into her personal vehicle”
Visualizes a drunk soldier getting stuffed into the back seat of a Scion xB Toaster with a bunch of gear and equipment
*GET T.F IN THERE*
I'm imagining that specifically with the first generation Scion xB, him lying on his belly with his legs folded up over his ass.
Been there. At the gate, no less.
Brian Sipe so you’ve done this before
That's 100% what happened
My mental image was this chick like trying to shove a whole sailor in the back seat of a Honda civic while he's passed out drunk in full battle rattle and snoring like a bear
You can really make a killing if you sold your own brand of sweat towels.
"PAT YOURSELF DRY... LIKE SERGEANT HY!"
"ANGRY COPS MOPS STOPS THE SLOPS!"
Underrated advertisement there... Billy Mays would approve.
dam. thats an idea right there
Shit you shouldve P.Md them and asked for commission 😂
Do that shit!
Write that down! Write that down!
I ended up getting an Article 15 for supplying my 19 or 20 year old friend with some hard liquor after coming back from our 15 month Iraq deployment in 2008.
That's dumn
You must've been a part of the Baghdad sirge?
That’s shit. Legal age for drinking in Australia is 18.
Why did you or him let anyone find out
“You’re up weirdo.” killed me😂😂😂😂
Yep and knew which character was coming
Wait, wtf... the ship in the title of the article just caught fire 4 days ago.... What the hell is going on....
I was just looking to see if anyone had commented on that.
someone did not take being ratted on well
the article is from 2019
Covering up their first class blue falcon shit, by setting the entire boat on fire
Trying to edit away the entire ship. This conspiracy goes deeper than we suspected!!!
They tell us here that it’s a “failure to report” if we don’t snitch. I’d take any slap on my record for not snitching over losing the respect and trust of my shipmates.
Absolutely. I am a civilian, but even I am not so hare-brained that I would snitch on my ship- or squadmates over some petty shit like this.
Why does hy always have alchohol when talking about the navy. Is he trying to get into the sailor mindset?
Have you worked with the Navy? You need to drink just to be able to deal with some of them.
One does not simply talk about the Navy while sober without the risk of an aneurysm
@@Warden_Vtel lol
Apparently not because they're not allowed to be drunk lmfao
@@Warden_Vtel lol. So true.
When he's drill sgt it's funny asf
He’s the Filthy Frank of Military and Cop youtubers and it’s amazing. Change my mind.
2 hours ago?
@@elektrik-fz4up ikr?
you gatta watch his actuall drill sgt videos hes hilarious
Cause he is a drill sgt
This article's making me seasick...and I'm on muthafuckin' land.
“Drinking, Dipping, or doing... butt stuff” 😂😂
Pub Thumpin 🍑🌽
New favorite quote from him
If those are the choices, I'll take drinking and dipping please, Monty.
Angry Cops makes me regret not joining the marines because I had to have a girrlll friend that I made a baby with and broke up with a decade later. Is 35 years old still too late? Fantastic shape still
@@LL-hc3zm 35 is the maximum age to join the Arny, so if you're serious about it, go for it now I guess. Air Force is 39, so that's an option too.
Wait, the dude that wrote the article is Public Affairs on the Bonhomme? The same Bonhomme that has been burning in San Diego for 4 days and continues to burn? Small world.....
Ex serving Australian naval Sailor here and all I can hear is this song in my head. 🎶 what do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor, earlai in the morning. Put him in the gutter and spray him with water, put him in the gutter and spray him with water, put him in the gutter and spray him in the nothing earlia in the morning. Take pictures of his state and use it for black mail, take pictures and use it to blackmail him earlai in the nothing mornin"🎶
Video:
Female snitches and gets award
But not.
Thank you! It looks like a lot of people didn’t understand that part, though, per many of the other comments.
What a twist
@@AllezVous222 alot of people only watched the first half of the video.
Came for blue falcon, stay for Angry DS.
Also, where’s my favorite Crack House?
need an update on crack house, it was the sunshine on my whiskey glass.
we can only prey to basement jesus that we will see the crack house again
We need this ol Crack house... it truly is the icing on the cake after this monstrosity from the Navy... shame shame, know your name!!
These manscaped ads should be what they actually use for advertising everywhere Bro vet knocks it out of the park
“A responsible seamen” lmao
He’s the Filthy Frank of Military and Cop youtubers and it’s amazing. Change my mind.
Colt M4A1 hahaha I agree
1993, Galveston, USS McCandless FFT-1084 had a group of drunken sailors in the parade, trying to follow the people in front of them, drunk, women joining the parade... Fuck...
Was that "SEMEN "?
Weird that this article is headlined from the Bonhomme Richard in November 2019. In July 2020 that ship is sitting in harbor with a massive multi-day fire cooking its inside at 1000 degrees. A connection in the command conspiracy? Hmmm??? What say ye, Sergeant?
Just pest control. Best way to get rid of rats.
72 ventura
Fire goes up, not down..... and the fuel is below the waterline..... water puts out fires.....
And if I’m wrong, shit happens.... it’ll make GREAT CZcams video....
The drunk sailor lit that shit off!! 🔥🔥 The female will get an award for being first down the gangway when the fire started!
When I was in my commander bought us all beer after deployment as a celebration for making it home alive.
"I hope u enjoy sitting at home by yourself from now on at parties" my thoughts exactly
That would have been the least of it.
If she actually did that, we’d of had her keel hauled by the end of the day.
Don’t call us the ‘silent service’ because of our humility.
When drill sarg goes from dissing the girls hairline to congratulating this girl for being an absolute unit for her fellow seaman, God I love this channel.
Im in the navy that shit hurted🤣 but pretty much everything he said is extremely accurate and i love this dude!
Hooyah Navy
Me: gets the video recommended
The comment section: 6 hours later
Ok
Yeah what's up with that...
@@nothanks3236
I assume members or patreon people get to see it earlier than non-members or patreons
If he was a drill instructor at Air Force boot camp we would have no airmen.
Bro your verbiage is on point 👌
Yeah, I'd fail to go through it again
Probably only pilots after that, then they'd have to integrate back into the Army, exchange for better leadership and better training, and ditch the completely forsaken dress unifo- hey, yknow what, that ain't a half bad idea...
Truth! I've gotta comment, sorry! A yr ago I retired from an AF fire dept. I spent 34 yrs working for the USAF as a firefighter, 8.5 yrs as a G.I., and the rest as a DoD civilian FF. A few years ago we started getting a flood of, well, "less than optimum" new air babies straight from tech school. One youngun was particularly "Special"! The guy just fucked up everything he touched or tried. I heard a SRA call him "goldfish", puzzled, I stopped the SRA and asked why? He laughed and said they were watching discovery in the dayroom and the narrator said the avg. goldfish has an attention span of 3 seconds, I said, ah! The next day a civilian paramedic friend of mine called me to the kitchen and said, " you have to see this" then he pages the young Airman to the kitchen, the Airman reports, yes sir Mr. Joyce, Joyce says, Airman Rice, I want you to go out to the truck and get me a hydrant wrench, Rice says, yes sir Mr. Joyce, and off he goes, 10-15 min pass and I look at Joyce and say WTF? He starts cracking up and says, come on, follow me, and we walk out into the truck stall where the engines parked, and there's Rice staring at the side of the truck. Joyce says, Rice, I asked you to bring me a hydrant wrench, Rice says, yes sir Mr. Joyce, and then pulls a spanner wrench off the side of the truck! Joyce says, Rice, this is a spanner wrench, then he puts it back and pulls off a hydrant wrench and says, this is a hydrant wrench, then he hands it to Rice and tells him to put it back. We waited 10 min and Joyce calls Rice in again and the entire scenario repeats! So I asked Rice how the hell did he survive 4-1/2 months of fire school? He says, well, I just kind of hid out in the back of the class and nobody ever really asked me to do anything! WTF??? For 4-1/2 months? Yeah. We cornered the commandant of the fire school at the annual fire chiefs conference and asked him what the hell was going on? He immediately got all defensive and said, Whoa, Whoa, you guys don't understand, I send you the best I get, you should see what I get! Part 2 of this story! A few months later we were tasked with sending a 6 man team to the desert, so the deputy and the chief thought, well, maybe if we send Rice over to the desert for a few months he'll see some stuff, get some experience and man up, so off he went with the rest of the boys. From what I'm told the TDY was uneventful, but when they came back they lost Rice at the Atlanta airport! One minute he was there, the next he was nowhere to be found. Well, the other 5 had to get on the plane, so they did, and on arrival in Orlando they called the deputy chief and reported Rice was missing. About 2:30 A.M. the Fire Chief gets a call, its the SFS L.E. desk at Dobbins ARB in Marietra GA., they want to know if we have an Airman Rice stationed there? Again, WTF? The Chief says, yes we do! The next morning the Chief details one of our MSgt's to drive to Atlanta and retrieve Airman Rice. Apparently Rice decided at the last minute before boarding that he needed to pee, so off he went, and then he got lost, missed the flight, and wandered around the airport for a few hours before hitting on a plan, so he uses his government travel card to rent a car, drives around until he sees a sign for Dobbins, drives up to the gate and turns himself in to the gate guards, he reportedly said, I'm here to turn myself in, you guys are probably looking for me, I'm awol! Again, WTF! Upon arrival back at the base the MSgt drove Rice straight to the mental health clinic for evaluation. The diagnosis was, acute paranoid schizophrenia, AD/HD, and dyslexia! They put that boy on such heavy drugs that he was walking around drooling on himself. He gained 20 lbs in the month it took to outprocess him and send him home to his mother! Bear in mind, this kid went thru 7 wks of basic training and 4-1/2 months of tech school before he got to us! True story! Just one of hundreds I've experienced!
@@dallasmore6703 What. The. Fuck. I'm still in my Y.D.F.C.T.F.B stage of life and even I know more than Rice, like at an airport you piss either half an hour before or into your flight. Also, how did he get past the psych eval they give you before joining the military?
I've been watching staff sergeant Hy for a couple months now, has anyone else noticed how crooked the last knuckles of his pinkies are, and yes I mean both.
“Blubblublubblub I seen him over there do this thing blubblubblubblub “😂
“GEAR UP WIERDO!” Is totally becoming my alarm clock sound.
As a Navy vet I can't count how many times I've covered for someone who was blitzed out of their minds or how many times I worked so fucked up in port I was ontop of a helicopter the following morning with a bucket a d was told not to hit the aircraft.
I Neve knew it's gotten this bad.
Angry Drill SGT at his best.
6 hours ago?
@@elektrik-fz4up If you sub to his Patreon you get to see the videos before they're posted
...The fuck!?!! Are you a time traveler? >.>
Yep
@@prinzeugengaming6821 oh understandable
The way he’s sweating in this I’m pretty sure he was saving that bottle of whiskey for between cuts.
"Imagine a sailor so bad her hairline is crooked"
I joined when I was 17 so when I went into the enlisted men’s club they stamped “beer and wine only” on the back of my hand. When I turned 18 then I could do the hard stuff. This was back in 74 when you stood by and backed up your buds.
"Loose lips sink ships"
True, that's why the exact same ship caught on fire in San Diego
When your leadership is more focused on awarding snitches and putting out fake news to make themselves and the snitches look good than being focused on the million other fucking things it takes to keep a ship combat-ready it's really no surprise something went wrong.
At least when other navies' ships catch fire they can blame their lack of a maintenance budget, here there's nowhere to look but the leadership.
@@MrMattumbo lol I said exactly the same, with different wording
I swear to gods that the navy went to shit when they took the beer machines out of the base laundromat.
Out of the BEQ.
They still had them when I was in A School at Great Lakes in 84.
I’m i the only one who just payed attention to the increasing amount of sweat on his shirt between cuts
Lol I saw that as well. Thought he was gonna be completely drenched from head to toe by the end 😂 😂 😂
He needs to get a fan in that room at least, damn.
His pits are wetter than a gold digger meeting Jeff bezos
"Damn I need some God damn AC in this room"
Glad somebody noticed
“You’re up, weirdo.” Wonderful transition 😂
"Whatever you see, Whatever you hear, just leave it here"
What happens overseas stays overseas. Unfortunately that is no longer a fact.
"This will get me promoted."
She's officer material.
Yes because Unlike the lies in the original article, she did take care of her fellow shipmate, did NOT rat them out.
@@whirledpeaz5758 thats the navy doing damage control because no one likes her now
"You're up, weirdo."
Me: Ah shit here we go.
I was laughing hard when he was describing how the lawnmower works. Thank you for my day a bit better. I found out earlier today that I lost a close friend from COVID-19 and bummed me out all day. So thank you Rich.
My condolences.
I lost it at “loose lips sink ships but gross dicks get no lips.” 😂
"How'd I do?"
"YOU SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT!
"Rude..."
I laughed so hard at that.
On a more somber note: My deepest condolences for your loss. I hope your days will grow brighter.
I love that he knew that the seaman was a amazing person, but still made fun of her hair line. that is why I love Drill sergeants lol
I mean, yeah, it's funny. But I don't think AC has the right be making fun on anyone's hairline. Just saying...
@@MyGamer125 he can do what ever he wants haha
@@MyGamer125 I think that gives him the right more than people with hair. If you are a part of X group, you can make fun of X group. It is when Y starts making fun of X that the bad stuff starts rolling around
I had a E7 who wanted the top's job, so he ratted him out one night as he was getting tanked with us. Now that is so serious blue falcon shit right there
Saw that shit back in when i was in the navy happened to my supervisor he lost his chance to get chief by his own shitmate
Man I love that the sailor really did a good deed & they even replaced the liar.
Be sure to stay till the 4:00 mark. The article tells a lot of lies and he gets to that around that time.
That twist lol.
Honestly wouldn't surprise me if there are sailors getting NAM's for throwing other sailors under the bus
I'm in the navy and they really do be encouraging snitching. Making me not want to reenlist.
If someone does something bad, you need to tell someone. Forgot about this “snitch” mentality. Seriously, if you don’t report things, then ppl like that Army girl can be killed dude
@@zacharyramirez5953 reporting petty shit is snitching, especially if it's motivated for self interest. Report a problem that can get some one hurt, or a crime is important. Just a civilians perspective.
Dirus yeah, did you not read what I said, report something if it is a bad thing, petty shit is always gonna be petty shit
Dirus it’s like people calling police officers for stupid shit, they could be actually saving someones life, but if u call them for petty shit ur an asshole
Watch the whole video she didn’t snitch or say any of those things it was made up by the author
I love how he went from roasting the shit out of her to praising her
Someone in command trying to further their career. Why am I not surprised. However to that lady I tip my hat to you.
I feel like the reporter was like “will this award help you get promoted?” And being that awards are worth promotion points she likely was like “yeah it’s worth a couple points I guess it’ll help” and BAM bullshit was created
This.
Maybe they thought that the NAM would influence her to re-up?
THIS.
She's getting out a few months after... she's getting promoted to civilian
Who else wants to see the Gi jerks series again. It was great
Me: forgets online Zoom call.
Teacher: ima go call the Navy sailor and she gonna tell the principal.
Me: it’s ok ima go get the awesome drill instructor!
I had a C.o named Studley who this guy reminds me of. No one ever gives Drill Sergeant/Instructors the credit for being comedic geniuses like they are!
"Her hairline knows that she's snitching so much it's trying too get further away from her mouth" I laughed hard bruh
A king of one-liners.
Fr lmfaoo
I can't count the # of times I was shit faced under 21 years of age while in the military we never ratted on anyone and took care of one another these are your brothers the men you fight beside and for to destroy that trust can easily leave you the odd man out in a shootout that bond and trust is sacred.
My Dad was Navy WWII and Korea . Had to take my Dad to the VA in San Antonio . we stopped at a Hooters for dinner . waitress comes up and say she is from Trinidad and my Dads face just lit up I'd never seen him smile like that ever. he told a story about 3 Aircraft Carriers docked at Trinidad for shore leave. He said by the time they left there was nothing left standing . they tore the place down . then the Navy made a policy that only one carrier in port at a time
If a sailor is drinking, best let them drink unless they’re passed out on the ground, then you should probably check them
This guy cracks me up! I remember partying (heavy alcohol) with some other Marines on base when I/we were all under drinking age. MPs busted us and were going to run us in. One of our NCO's intervened and rescued us from the MPs. Nothing happened on our records. Won't state his name (he was killed a few years after that), but he was the epitome of a good NCO; ie not a Blue Falcon.
Shoulda kept it in the barracks lol. 👍👍 For that NCO and a 🍺
"Private, how'd you get those bruises"
"Fell down stairs, Drill Sergeant"
Yeah, when I was in we didn't do this. I remember waking up one morning after liberty in Japan with my face over valve ops (any 688 guys will know what this is) with the hatch propped open apparently so I wouldn't either throw up all over my rack or choke on my own vomit. Never found out who the awesome shipmate who drug me there was, but I'd buy him a whole brewery.
THAT person deserves an award. Call it the True Eagle. Opposite of the Blue Falcon.
"Loose lips sink ships" ya know that's the ship on fire, right? Like burned over the weekend and is probably getting scuttled
Pest control. How else are they going to get rid of those rats.
I don't know if the Navy will mothball a Wasp if it has any chance of being saved.
"Loose lips sink ships"
*BONHOMME RICHARD*
Funny enough, enlisted care more for each other than Officers
I've missed these videos
The navy seal joke killed me😂
I love the transition to the bro soldier. "You're up weirdo..." haha
Blue falcon + angry cops = destined greatness
The 75 people that disliked this are the people that say "Uh, 1Sgt, you forgot to give us our weekend safety brief."
How the hell am I just now finding this guy’s CZcams I am about to watch all his videos tonight
Me at the beginning: "Sand-tan isnt authorized for BDUs..."
Me 5 minutes in: "I get it"
What, because he's sweaty?
Actually it was authorized. Tan boots also. During the transition.
The Drill Sergeant is getting more powerful & this isn't even his final form!
Hahaha that navy seal bubbling bit got me dead lmao🤣🤣
My first drink was given to me by the Marines when they flew in pallets of booze for Christmas.
in corrections we call that, “walk alone status”. where basically if we don’t like/ respect someone we don’t acknowledge that person. they walk inside to work alone and they don’t talk to anyone at work, hence the term. one time there was a new girl who was working on the yard and she saw some CO’s sleeping in the chapel. there was nothing going on so they were relaxing. so then she goes to the sgt. and tells him that there are staff sleeping in there. luckily the sgt. was cool about it and brushed her off and told the CO’s she snitched on them 😂 she transferred.
In the Amish community they call it "shunning" and yeah it's cold as fuck. It hits a human being in the most important place.
Untrue...getting out is the ultimate promotion back to civilian.
lmao
journalism 101
When you lie, never admit you did. Just silently make corrections & hope no1 read it.
No it's "when you get caught lying, lie about something else to take the attention off yourself"
no they will often correct themselves but bury the correction like 10 pages in down at the bottom so no one will give a shit, NYT's is good at that shit.
The ad had me gaffawing!
The good ol' days of getting hammered off base, getting into fights, and we all helped each other home. Hell, Rota, Spain the SP's would simply give you a ride home. Not that they would make sure you would get INto your compartment. I remember more than once crawling into the barracks to find my rack. Yep, nearly every one got hammered. They didn't care as long as you were right when at work.
None of this PC bullshit of today. Still live in a military town and hardly recognize a sailor today.
Been there too . I have a scar above my right eyelid where I drunkenly fell while climbing into my rack on ship . The Duty Corpsman and CDO came down to the berthing and checked me out . It didn't make it into the ships deck log and I didn't get any stitches . My DIVO gave me talking to the next day with a smirk on his face . He was a Mustang who had been an OS like me before getting his commission . The CDO was a Mustang who had been an ET before his commissioning . Mustangs are the best officers in the navy . And for those who don't know already , a Mustang is a commissioned officer that was formerly an enlisted sailor .
I'm currently stationed in Rota with the Navy. Most Americans look out for each other but the Spanish MPs pretty much hope we fuck up so they can ruin our day.
@@jeremy2965 Satellite images make Rota look abandoned. I was an ET and stationed there in the early 80's. NCS is cordoned off. Both the TSC-54 satellite system and whatever the other system was (GSC-36?) is gone. It wasn't there when I was there. The "Bull Ring," which was the massive circular antenna array north of the airfield, complete with all buildings, is leveled. Granted TACAN and LORAN have fallen to the wayside so I'm not seeing those. There are hardly any cars, civilian or otherwise, on the base. No planes! The image was taken July 6, 2018, a Friday and it looks to be around noon.
I used to watch the planes come and go. When air traffic picked up and you saw US-built planes with no markings you know some shit was about to go down.
Not asking whether the USN is abandoning Rota, but sure looks like it.
Did you know back in the day Rota was the first contingency landing strip for the Space Shuttle if it couldn't turn around and make it back to CONUS?
This old man needs to stop reminiscing about times gone by.
Drinkin, dippin, or doin... butt stuff - you're hilarious, AC. I love this stuff.
I feel like I'm watching you gradually go insane as more personas get added.
I don't want to be the boyfriend of his daughter 😂
Dude, every video I watch from you makes me cackle and laugh as hard as I can lol
Watching Angry Cops: Gets a notification for a new Angry Cops Video
He’s the Filthy Frank of Military and Cop youtubers and it’s amazing. Change my mind.
@@coltm4a186 hello standard issue firearm