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Can confirm, I live in NY and I put slippers on at 10:01pm and a SWAT team kicked in my door and beat my family in front of me
Scott Hull smh this police violence reaches new levels😁
in nyc it's even worse. of course it's hell when you're black and live in nyc like me
@@shaw333 to be fair they were black slippers
Are you sure it wasn’t just your dad?
@@disposableposers7815 Yup u got me, he said "no slippers pussy" followed by a 720 spin kick
Well, that’s *closer* to War Robots…
"You know how hard it would be to catch a live goose".... "It's not that hard" 😂😂😭😭😭😭💀💀
"An untamed goose"
It's funny how I can tell exactly who says which lines without seeing this yet.
I read this as he said it.
In America, it's illegal to not get sponsored by *War Robots*
I think it's just Washington that's illegal lol
I THOUGHT THE CAT WAS A TARANTULA AND I HAD A STROKE
The eye actually contains a liquid called the vitreous humor so the pun is valid.
Still confused on what body parts are illegal to sell? Need some visual aid?Well I’m gonna show you a DIAPHRAGM!
9:16 So when is the DickeyDines:Metalheads in haunted places coming? I know must of us would want to see you guys go somewhere spooky.
I wanna see this as well!
Same
You gotta take a step back and realize,
"Someone had to do this to make it a law"
In Alaska, it’s illegal to push a moose out of an airplane.... contemplate that for a minute. Who tried to do it, and how did it end up?
Holy Shit 😂
How the fuck do you even put the moose in the plane?
No... It's illegal to stare at a moose from an airplane
Since it's illegal to slurp soup in public in Jersey as well, we need to get a thing going where people slurp soup in public while wearing bulletproof vests
Still no War Robots...
The pinball thing is probably because pinball machines are often found at bars
Someone make a video where every time Jared hits the table the bass boosts
They dont want to low out everyone's system lol. They so caring in that way
I might do it
Marwin Talens please do this.
@@marwintalens7066 did you do it
@@nekrotikon. not yet
I think the pun at 14:30 was referring to aqueous humor, the fluid in the eyeball between the lens and cornea.
I paused some iron maiden to watch this.
I paused some doing nothing to watch this
I paused some Slayer to watch this
I paused some *insert obscure underground death metal band here* to watch, you tuff organic bois🤘🏿
Do a video with your fans‘ worst puns😂
Me too
My Pornhub session is interupted once again...
Dickydines timing man.... Same
Two browsers open brah. Winning
So ur watching dickydines with a boner?.... me too....
Seriously, it's like every time..
How many kids use this comment? Massively played out.
I'm from Wisconsin, and I didn't even know establishments couldn't use margarine instead of butter.
3 minutes of goose grabbin talk at the end of the video
This is the content I subscribed for
i didn't even watch the video and already know it's gonna be good
In Pennsylvania it’s illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outside. True fact.
Robert Fox I've never heard about that... Wow
Natalya S hope i didn’t ruin your plans ;)
@@nock3893 fuck I was gonna move to Pennsylvania just to do that
Robert Fox well Pennsylvania isn’t even great anyways. Trust me I live in PA
What the fuck? first of all how are you going to sleep on top of a refrigerator and second of all why would you do it outside
A childrens book about a kid flying away on the back of a goose: *Nils Holgerssons Underbara Resa* (in swedish tho)
5:15 it's probably just an additional charge you can get slapped with. For example, armed robbery AND wearing a bulletproof vest. That's like 5-10 years prison and the vest adds like a $2500 fine or some shit. Take the numbers with a grain of salt, I'm just trying to demonstrate a point.
i was so ready for a war robots ad but guess we'll gonna have to wait
"it's illegal to share your netflix password in Tennessee"
I'll never sell out my friends...although i should finally get my own account but....i've spent a long time building up my own list starting from scratch sounds like , as Austin would put it, "Boo Boo"
Don't mess with trick-or-treating if you're over 12 in VA, people around here get really upset with you if you do.
The pinball law is a very old law. They use to give out tickets and you can get prizes in exchange. Back then that was considered a form of gambling.
Hey guys its Justin Stickey and Baron Dimes
14:57 Still a bad pun, but there's a part of the eye called the aqueous humour
man, i was planning on playing drunk bingo at the local retirement home next weekend :(
The liquid in your eye is called the aqueous humour. Thus humorous
I wanna see Austin star in a blatant rip -off of Eragon, except he has to train a giant battle-goose, instead of a dragon.
I've definitely sat on the sidewalk in Reno when the Knitting Factory was there. Long ass lines at concerts are no fun.
you two make such a good partner 😂
Sick turtle cosplay my dude
Its pronounced Ack-ren Ohio lol These laws made me laugh and made my day.
Gimme 5 copies of "The Grunt That Grabbed The Goose"
Gimme me 15 copies of "The Grunt That Grabbed The Goose"
@@armeniancory5970 Give me 20 copies of "The Grunt That Grabbed The Goose"
I hate it, when its 10:02 pm and I forgot to take my slippers off, and a fucking swat team crashes trough my windows and door
I see new dickeydines video, i click.
Take this from a law student: all those laws are way too specific to be efficient.
Vikings War of Clans..... you tried.... BUT We want WAR ROBOTS !!!
Guy: Do you play videogames
French Girl: Wii
In Michigan, it's illegal for a wife to get a haircut without permission from her husband
Liked before the video even started 😂
Yung.Scarecrow I always do that for these boiis because I haven’t found a video I dislike yet
Absolute Madlad!
9:13 horses are majestic
Is that how come they steal my dog food.
Pinball machines used to give "free games" which kids traded with arcade owners for cash. They were banned for being gambling machines accessible to kids.
I live in Wisconsin, I didn't even know that law existed 😂
the first law make my cat illegal
Can confirm the Nevada law. My friend was yelled at by a police officer for obstructing the sidewalk by sitting on it, so he leaned on a wall and the cop left. This was in Vegas.
14:34 the transparent, jelly-like fluid that fills the inside of the eyeball is called 'vitreous humor'. The more you know!
In Nevada prostitution is legal but you can’t sit on the sidewalk.
Horse tripping is a special Rodeo attraction, where horses are forced to ground with a lasso.
I'm picturing a guy in a bullet proof vest casually jaywalking whilst flipping off a cop.
"Give me your wishes!" Lol them PA psychics were genies! I knew it!
0:16 OMG SO CUUUTE
I can confirm the NC law. I literally saw a 93 year old man get put in handcuffs while playing Bingo at the old folks home I worked at after having one too many drinks.
Around 5:55 was trippin me out because I could hear a phone vibrating with the same pattern that I use lmao
Come on Finnish your insta post austin
nothing like a DickeyDines video on friday
Pinball actually was a form of gambling back in the day, so there may be some places to do this today.
The grunt that grabbed the goose... Im dead... 😂😂😂 xoxo
That bulletproof vest law is probably just so they can be charged for committing another crime, not necessarily to stop them from wearing a bulletproof vest
You guys should do music fails part 2
It’s my favorite reaction style video from you guys and keep up the great work
Congratulations on the sponsors, guys! Bringing in that Ad Revenue!
I gotta say you guys look hotter when you wear your caps this way :D
The Grunt that Grabbed the Goose. Keillin Allith new album?
Just stopping in because I wanted to say I love you guys lol. Legit any time my friends are all busy and im feeling like a loner; just means its time for some Dickey Dines
Austin using the word "youngsters" made me die XD
Pinball was widely considered gambling in the 40's in some places until the 70's because u could rack up free credits then sell the credits back to the location. But the ban was largely lifted when Rodger sharp demonstrated the fact that the game does rely on skill and is not purely chance removing it from the definition of gambling.
love the tangent at the end, 11/10 would donate to the Goose book kickstarter
I didn't know about the butter subsitute law here...
Wisconsin's dairy industry. It's also illegal to dye margarine to resemble butter.
Oh yeah, people used to cross the border into Illinois to by margarine.
Wasn't, " Harvesting an animal on cemetery grounds", the name of someone's album?
/r/goregrind
I live for Dickey getting pissed at puns...
***Apologies Austin "the goose wrangler" Dickey
40th
last time i came this early my gf got pregnant
Rekt
Thom Bakker oh shit
For the eye pun, it's "humorous" because your eye has liquid inside it and the liquid is called "aqueous humor" and "vitreous humor"
The horse tripping thing was because of all the western movies that would trip the horses when they "got shot", and the rider would fly off and all that
0:01
Austin has some dad reflexes
i love watching this show while playing siege its a good time.
Here in NSW in Australia, we have a law that you cannot use power tools after 10 pm and in Victoria you are not allowed to change a lightbulb unless you are a certified electrician
oi mate you got a loicense to change that loight bolb
I really love the turtle man show
Someone once told me that here in Wyoming it is illegal to hunt while riding a giraffe
Ill take that goose book to go with the upcoming nintendo switch indie game "the untitled goose game"
0:08 That was a genuinely good impression holy shit
In California, it's illegal to eat an orange in the bath. Sounds strange, but I guess it has something to do with the citrus eroding the pipe and messing up the water infastructure.
Considering you pour diluted sulfuric acid down drains I doubt that.
As someone who lives in Texas, I’m disappointed to find out I can’t buy a human eye :(
bro austin is looking so good
Why do I feel like Jared could pull off a mullet in this video with that shirt and hat😂
Idk how this only had 162k subs, people have no idea what comedy really is, they are fucking hilarious! Keep making vids fuckers!!
Idk about the Viking ads, i can defeat any fleet with my War Robots.
That could be a a song, especially from cannibal corpse the grunt that grabbed the goose
Well, I wish I'd known that it was illegal for me to play pinball. I was just your everyday criminal then
The jelly part of the inside of your eye is called humor, so that's why the pun makes sense.
fuck me, when Austin said "take em out of your fuckin face" i almost choked on a foot of noodles.
After a hard day in the coal mines I just want to play some pinball.
Yep the Humorous bone is the bone that goes from your shoulder socket to your elbow. it's really fun when it shatters and you spend months in a sling till it grows back together.
14:55 the eye contains substances called vitreous humor and aqueous humor, I shit you not, so it was a credible pun
in the netherlands you can have up to 5 weed plants, however if cops ever search your house and see them, they can pull them out of the ground right their and then and take them away to be destroyed.
in nevada its illigal to brandish a knife in a threatening mannmer in front of two or more people, but its fine in front of one
Why 8 am?! Ya can't see fireworks when it's daylight out!
"idiot" was a real medical term
In New Jersey you also can’t have a rifle magazine with a capacity over 10
That is the dumbest law, period!