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  • čas přidán 31. 01. 2018
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Komentáře • 636

  • @Deaf_Notes
    @Deaf_Notes Před 6 lety +365

    The oceans blue because the sun is blue -Jared Dines

    • @stpbasss3773
      @stpbasss3773 Před 5 lety +9

      I was going to explain it to him but I figured I'd leave that one alone 😂😂😂😂

    • @yonikup2865
      @yonikup2865 Před 5 lety +7

      Jesus fck 😂

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 Před 4 lety +4

      Oh my lord i thought i just fckn heard that wrong

  • @samljones
    @samljones Před 6 lety +790

    "Name three uses for your fingers"
    "Playing guitar, eating food and..."
    "FIDGET SPINNER"

  • @EssaysByTom
    @EssaysByTom Před 6 lety +168

    "three reasons to call in sick" "Youre sick"
    I FUCKIN LOST IT

  • @rorydonaldson2794
    @rorydonaldson2794 Před 6 lety +197

    *"F... F... FIDGET SPINNER"*
    I'm done

    • @marctaylor1142
      @marctaylor1142 Před 3 lety +2

      "Pussy. Pussy. Pussy",
      "F-f-fidget spinner" XD

  • @lordalcyoneus7187
    @lordalcyoneus7187 Před 4 lety +87

    3:51 "he overdosed on lead" no reaction to one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard

  • @shabbahsworld6529
    @shabbahsworld6529 Před 6 lety +530

    can we get a " hentai's not a body part tony" shirt

  • @SauceWokiana
    @SauceWokiana Před 6 lety +40

    "One Clappie Boi" Lost my Shit

  • @teagueanderson7507
    @teagueanderson7507 Před 6 lety +451

    *Tony dabs*
    "Why does everyone hate me?"

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis Před 5 lety +8

      "Why am I still getting hate?"

    • @jonny555ive
      @jonny555ive Před 3 lety

      Exactly what I thought.....

  • @theAman67
    @theAman67 Před 6 lety +319

    spending a day with these guys would be incredibly awesome

    • @brennonramsey9183
      @brennonramsey9183 Před 6 lety +35

      theAman67 they actually watch soap operas while sipping on Apple juice in their spare time

    • @dogslappingandcowtipping2273
      @dogslappingandcowtipping2273 Před 4 lety +1

      Hey, we were going to do weird beers today do you want to join?

    • @Jodyjo99
      @Jodyjo99 Před 2 lety +2

      @@dogslappingandcowtipping2273 can I still join a year later??

    • @yanikotavov385
      @yanikotavov385 Před rokem +2

      @@dogslappingandcowtipping2273 Can I still join 2 years later?

    • @KrC_Games
      @KrC_Games Před 10 měsíci

      28:27

  • @Knifeawatermelon
    @Knifeawatermelon Před 6 lety +136

    “I thought George Bush lost to Obama.” 😂 Jared, stick to being a musician.

    • @neeltheother2342
      @neeltheother2342 Před 4 lety +6

      And this guy probably votes.

    • @trs5127
      @trs5127 Před 3 lety +3

      @@neeltheother2342 so if you don't know which old guy lost to which other old guy in an election, you cannot vote? Sure

    • @neeltheother2342
      @neeltheother2342 Před 3 lety +10

      @@trs5127 Is it that hard to be informed?

    • @pickledpeckers7789
      @pickledpeckers7789 Před 2 lety +5

      @@trs5127 yeah if that “old guy” is the leader of your fucking country and gets to decide how you live your life than yeah, it matters who got elected. Go back under your rock

    • @GalacticCenterOG
      @GalacticCenterOG Před 2 lety

      Actually George Bush Sr. Lost his 2nd term to Bill Clinton. So stop talking, dumbass

  • @souleater4242564100
    @souleater4242564100 Před 6 lety +115

    When they said name 3 dirty movies, I would've said "uhhh... A Bug's Life, .....".

    • @Drummerjon
      @Drummerjon Před 6 lety +2

      souleater4242564100 yes!!!

    • @Tcrumpen
      @Tcrumpen Před 4 lety +1

      All 3 50 Shade movies

  • @aaronerjavec6005
    @aaronerjavec6005 Před 6 lety +55

    Austin looked uncomfortable when Tony and Jared were debating about The Kennedys lol

  • @janfredriksvensson8919
    @janfredriksvensson8919 Před 6 lety +186

    i hate how the video is 29:59 seconds long and not 30 minutes xD

    • @zeoalexo
      @zeoalexo Před 6 lety +7

      Jan fredrik Svensson there’s a one second runoff when you start a video

    • @jonathancohen4427
      @jonathancohen4427 Před 5 lety +3

      That's what they meant to do. The more minutes your vid is the more money you get. They're trying to say that they are not all about the.mon mons

    • @Buzz1227
      @Buzz1227 Před 5 lety +1

      I guess they dont want to waist that one second in life to make things fair😶

  • @ghostlynoots8995
    @ghostlynoots8995 Před 6 lety +318

    EH, TONY YOU THE MAN!! NEVER STOP BEING IN THE VIDS.

  • @THE1blueElephant
    @THE1blueElephant Před 6 lety +19

    This was sick
    Several lulz, good times, 30 mins, and a fuckin dope outro
    I’ll give it a 9.75/10...

  • @jappumyllynen7790
    @jappumyllynen7790 Před 6 lety +51

    How many times did jared put tonys wrong answers in his own pile

  • @alexsmith2885
    @alexsmith2885 Před 6 lety +52

    Austin gets a point for Joe Buscemi. He's a cinematographer! (Seven Hells, 'Til Death) #smartorganicbois

  • @Nathanthepleb
    @Nathanthepleb Před 6 lety +60

    Poor Chad... 😂

  • @aktrekker7622
    @aktrekker7622 Před 2 lety +6

    This episode is in my top 5 most watched. When Tony yells/sings "in your asshole" for places monsters hide I hyper ventilate laughing every time

  • @terrafirma1849
    @terrafirma1849 Před 6 lety +277

    i love tony wtf keep tony in the vids.

  • @sebdelaney7045
    @sebdelaney7045 Před 6 lety +4

    12:58 “the ocean is blue because the sun is blue” I fucken love Jared

  • @ironweaselsbest
    @ironweaselsbest Před 5 lety +6

    3 people with now heart..
    "JARED, AUSTIN, TONY"

  • @charleswilkes2362
    @charleswilkes2362 Před 6 lety +37

    Keep bringing tony on the show

  • @ColoradoMk4
    @ColoradoMk4 Před 6 lety +50

    I fucking love Dickey 😍😍

  • @fushiguro8913
    @fushiguro8913 Před 6 lety +11

    11:46 Austin deserved that point, pure water actually has a blue tint to it

  • @Sogpwns
    @Sogpwns Před 6 lety +35

    Should have said drowning the innocent for the bathtub one

    • @user-kw8hn8rm4u
      @user-kw8hn8rm4u Před 6 lety +8

      Don Julio he should have said committing suicide with a toaster

  • @kaismith7004
    @kaismith7004 Před 6 lety +39

    Gibson and prs should do a collab on a guitar and call it the les paul reed smith

  • @xbmpr
    @xbmpr Před 6 lety +51

    I read it as “metal” and thought the video was a shred showdown

  • @emmalinebrown
    @emmalinebrown Před 5 lety +8

    Jared: Name a reason you would call in sick
    Tony: You lost your homework
    ... ?

  • @Simrasil_
    @Simrasil_ Před 6 lety +217

    Every time Tony is in a video I love him more

  • @aidanhodgesmusic5257
    @aidanhodgesmusic5257 Před 3 lety +6

    These guys are the Cody and Noel of the youtube music scene. Freaking awesome

  • @TheBlackKnight1o1
    @TheBlackKnight1o1 Před 6 lety +16

    Tony was actually my favorite part of this channel when I used to hate Austin, now I love everyone on this channel equally.

    • @kolossalskrimp
      @kolossalskrimp Před 6 lety +7

      TheBlackKnight1o1 might I ask, why did you hate Austin?

    • @TheBlackKnight1o1
      @TheBlackKnight1o1 Před 6 lety +10

      Lirk Hulrich When I watched the stuff he did on Jared's channel, I just thought he tried too hard to be funny. But after watching stuff on this channel, I've seen that he actually is funny.

    • @kolossalskrimp
      @kolossalskrimp Před 6 lety +1

      TheBlackKnight1o1 Understandable

    • @LithiumBC
      @LithiumBC Před 5 lety +1

      Funny boi or Djenty boi

  • @the_pathologist
    @the_pathologist Před 6 lety +5

    You didn't have to put *so funny* in the title, it was evident immediately.
    I'm dying over here.

  • @gabrielmendez1713
    @gabrielmendez1713 Před 6 lety +2

    While my guitar shimmies under a guitar and weeps

  • @BLITZ0100
    @BLITZ0100 Před 5 lety +4

    29:12 the hopeful expression of Jared is PRICELESS!

  • @mercedesw3184
    @mercedesw3184 Před 6 lety +6

    I laughed the whole fucking time. This is my favorite video ever.

  • @storytreble3
    @storytreble3 Před 6 lety +7

    You guys make my life! It's OK Jared, not all of us have snappy brains..but you are def the best musician!

  • @ashleyhester4049
    @ashleyhester4049 Před 4 lety +1

    " fuckin .... What?" Lmao my favorite part of the entire show!

  • @10Fails1234567890
    @10Fails1234567890 Před 6 lety +1

    11:54 “WATER IS CLEAR!... OCEAN BECAUSE THE SUN IS BLUE!” Yeah, makes sense

  • @jonathanblood482
    @jonathanblood482 Před 6 lety +2

    COHEED!

  • @V0r4xiz
    @V0r4xiz Před 5 lety +9

    Why does nobody - except Tony once - catch Jared putting Tony's unanswered cards on his own gained stash? :D JAred be like "LOOK, I HAVE 8.5, TOO NOW!" hahaha, no you Gyp, you're taking Tony's fail cards :D

  • @neeltheother2342
    @neeltheother2342 Před 4 lety +3

    Jared's just salty for not wanting Tony to win for that Kennedy question. NEVER let the referee play the game.

  • @killsquidengage5517
    @killsquidengage5517 Před 6 lety +30

    That Coheed and Cambria shirt 😍

  • @metalheadplays1323
    @metalheadplays1323 Před 6 lety +4

    I can't stop fucking laughing. I love you guys

  • @jackbendicsen8325
    @jackbendicsen8325 Před 5 lety +3

    Jared's was literally invent 3 religions in 5 seconds and Tony's was name 3 weapons

  • @ellisday98
    @ellisday98 Před 6 lety +80

    I hate to be that guy, but the ocean when clear is actually blue, not just because of the reflection of the sky, but the molecular structure of the water makes it reflect the blue of the light spectrum into our eyes which then gives it the colour blue

  • @bluelantern5187
    @bluelantern5187 Před 6 lety +8

    The more I see Tony in these videos, the more I like him. Seems like a stand up guy

  • @cameronphoenixrose882
    @cameronphoenixrose882 Před 6 lety +2

    11:12 "Name 3 reasons to call in sick."
    Tony: YOU'RE SICK

  • @brokendreamsandrevelations1193

    I djently opened the door...

  • @willcrawford9921
    @willcrawford9921 Před 3 lety +1

    “One clappyy boy” “one minute?? one fucking minute?? Your gonna give me one fucking minute?? Look at that clock right there! One fucking minute!”

  • @LewisC243
    @LewisC243 Před 6 lety +1

    Im so happy this show exists

  • @TheMotherSeal
    @TheMotherSeal Před 6 lety

    This is awesome, do more of these guys, it's a blast! Cheers!

  • @SpoinksEntertainment
    @SpoinksEntertainment Před 6 lety +2

    We need more of this

  • @cashmoney3881
    @cashmoney3881 Před 2 lety +1

    "the ocean is blue because the sun is blue"

  • @memelord9734
    @memelord9734 Před 6 lety +8

    All hail the clappy bois!

  • @soulrenvods
    @soulrenvods Před 5 lety +2

    "Tin man, he can't feel no tin"

  • @joshbarton507
    @joshbarton507 Před 6 lety +21

    16:42 So are we just gonna ignore this or...

    • @Skettybag
      @Skettybag Před 6 lety +5

      Josh Barton it's not real. I was kidding

  • @jacobcarlson5915
    @jacobcarlson5915 Před 6 lety

    You guys are frickin awesome ,keep up what your doing

  • @danielgauthier1327
    @danielgauthier1327 Před 6 lety

    Y'all need to do this again, this is funny af

  • @denverwilliams22
    @denverwilliams22 Před 6 lety +77

    #Wedonthatetony ......yet.

  • @Hidanzo717
    @Hidanzo717 Před 4 lety +1

    I’m not gonna lie, my mans Jared was getting violated with those out of pocket random questions 😂😂 which is crazy cause he started off strong hahaha

  • @eld208
    @eld208 Před 8 měsíci +1

    A bamboo stick WITH SPLINTERS ON THE END

  • @austincenters427
    @austincenters427 Před 6 lety +2

    Love you guys!

  • @bok_savage4202
    @bok_savage4202 Před 4 lety +1

    "Pooping was a good one" hahahahaha

  • @LexiPixeL_
    @LexiPixeL_ Před 6 lety +4

    Ayy, Tony with that Second Stage era tshirt.

  • @plasticfork2187
    @plasticfork2187 Před 6 lety +2

    Old Dickey dunes making a comeback!

  • @Cheesesalad
    @Cheesesalad Před 5 lety

    This was mad fun to watch!

  • @screamo946
    @screamo946 Před 6 lety

    i love when their game videos are longer than 10 minutes long. I can never get enough of Dines Dickey and Tony! (ft Chad)

  • @caleb2225
    @caleb2225 Před 5 lety +1

    “The ocean because...the sun is blue” nice Jared 😂

  • @dwightschrute4322
    @dwightschrute4322 Před 6 lety

    awesome video funny as hell keep them coming

  • @metalghostT4E
    @metalghostT4E Před 6 lety +2

    28:25 “fuckin........what?” Jared 2018

  • @kasimeritak119
    @kasimeritak119 Před 6 lety +7

    I thought the title said metal instead of mental

  • @dead_guy_boy
    @dead_guy_boy Před 6 lety

    I laugh above every video especially over the laughter Jared Dines

  • @Leofer61835
    @Leofer61835 Před 6 lety

    Imma save this video for later when I'm stoned outta my mind. The channel is already entertaining and funny as all fuck, but have you tried it high af? That's the SHIT.

  • @PigMCplayer
    @PigMCplayer Před 6 lety +4

    Yes

  • @IronAsclepius
    @IronAsclepius Před 6 lety +17

    There needs to be more Tony on this channel.

  • @troynorris5764
    @troynorris5764 Před 6 lety +1

    I always like to see Tony, the Bearded Boss on the DickeyDines show

  • @jason8304
    @jason8304 Před 6 lety

    i love tony every time i watch one of these

  • @jobforaCOWBOY156
    @jobforaCOWBOY156 Před 6 lety

    This was a lot of fun to watch

  • @erichlewis960
    @erichlewis960 Před 6 lety

    "because of the sun the ocean is blue" fucking hell lmao

  • @wuurrm
    @wuurrm Před 5 lety

    Please make more of these 🤣🤣

  • @metalxmamaxmakes4173
    @metalxmamaxmakes4173 Před 4 lety

    Jared is so wholesome. 😂

  • @EskayRogue
    @EskayRogue Před 4 lety +1

    I was like half dozed off then Jared randomly says Tobias which scared the shit outta me, as that is my name. Note to self: Don't watch the DickeyDines SHow while half asleep

  • @_PatG_
    @_PatG_ Před 5 lety +1

    Tony is a GOD at this game. Lol

  • @tibventure
    @tibventure Před 6 lety +6

    That was hilarious 😂

  • @Larsove8
    @Larsove8 Před 6 lety

    This should be once every month imho. I laugh so hard at you guys doing this. Maybe do one where you have to eat stupid shit made by, idk, Chad when you get the questions wrong though. Would be a way to step it up.
    PS:
    Don't worry, Tony. We love you in all the vids ;)

  • @thatoneguyulove4791
    @thatoneguyulove4791 Před 6 lety +1

    someone broke into my house.luckily i had my bamboo stick with splinters on the end.

  • @ThereminElectro
    @ThereminElectro Před 6 lety

    I love the Jared Dines channel a bunch, but this is a really fun, extra funny side. Dickey is an A+ co-host

  • @e.cdoesit1010
    @e.cdoesit1010 Před 3 lety

    18:04 is just gold. Austin’s “What does that mean” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheBlackKnight1o1
    @TheBlackKnight1o1 Před 6 lety +3

    3:50 I was thinking the same thing Jared 😂

  • @Sh4dowSound
    @Sh4dowSound Před 5 lety +1

    honestly tony not understanding how the whipping in the movie was him overstepping sexual boundaries and how that would yield a really negative reaction is kind of a red flag

  • @holdenamos492
    @holdenamos492 Před 6 lety

    My new favorite show

  • @sena8894
    @sena8894 Před 6 lety

    Love having tony in the videos :) Dope long video

  • @m4rt1n20
    @m4rt1n20 Před 6 lety +6

    When Vince in those kind of videos?😂

  • @matthewthomas5796
    @matthewthomas5796 Před 5 lety

    Jared just doesn't wanna lose

  • @gmunz360
    @gmunz360 Před 6 lety +22

    I'm having a happy poop right now lol

  • @brano_1410
    @brano_1410 Před 5 lety +1

    after a 10 minutes I feel like I´m hanging out with this guys

  • @sharkbate316
    @sharkbate316 Před 5 lety

    “Don’t point at your butthole” I’m fucking crying

  • @nick._.godinez
    @nick._.godinez Před 6 lety +1

    I like Tonys Coheed shirt

  • @OreoThePanda
    @OreoThePanda Před 6 lety +1

    Tony if it makes you feel better that Coheed & Cambria shirt made me want to love you 60X more