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  • The Third Episode from Black Comedy TV series The Day Today by Chris Morris.
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  • @drphiI
    @drphiI Před 5 lety +223

    "What will they say?"
    "They'll quite simply say John Major punched the Queen everything else will be a footnote."
    "But for time, can you sum it up in a word?"
    "No."
    "Sound?"
    "Boouuaaggh."
    "Spartacus thank you."

    • @BossySwan
      @BossySwan Před 3 lety +10

      It’s bigger than that it’s large

    • @BOABModels
      @BOABModels Před 3 lety +4

      I wish I'd kept my John Major kissing the Queen commemorative stamps in mint condition.

  • @morganvegan6686
    @morganvegan6686 Před 3 lety +70

    That Bureau clip encapsulated every Eastenders nuance perfectly.

  • @protectandsurvivelivinghis3206
    @protectandsurvivelivinghis3206 Před 11 měsíci +88

    Chris Morris is an underrated national treasure.

    • @audiblenugz
      @audiblenugz Před 10 měsíci +2

      And Armando Iannucci needs more exposure. When these 2 team up, and get Steve Coogan, employ Peter Baynum, Richard Herring, & Stewart Lee as writers, throw in Graham Linehan and you have weapons grade comedy!!!

    • @Jay-zk7uw
      @Jay-zk7uw Před 9 měsíci +2

      One of the true unsung heroes of British comedy.

    • @newsbender
      @newsbender Před 9 měsíci

      Overused term. Seems almost everyone is a "national treasure" these days.

    • @LeeGee
      @LeeGee Před 9 měsíci

      Two of Britain's most famous comedy writers need more exposure....Actually, yes.

    • @throwback19841
      @throwback19841 Před 3 měsíci

      @@LeeGee Armando Iannucci needs to come back to the UK, he's been making meh dross in the US where he's not really appreciated, but is better paid.

  • @CooroSnowFox
    @CooroSnowFox Před 7 lety +136

    "John Fashanu...John Fashanu...John Fashanu...John Fashanu...John Fashanu...John Fashanu...
    That's John Fasharnew... tonight on BBC 2"

    • @italianplastic23
      @italianplastic23 Před 5 lety +3

      ppl actually pronounce it fasharnew these days

    • @comicbookdude
      @comicbookdude Před 5 lety +2

      I spat out my tea at that joke

    • @Catcrumbs
      @Catcrumbs Před 4 lety

      Eh? There's no 'r' sound in there.

    • @CooroSnowFox
      @CooroSnowFox Před 4 lety +1

      @@Catcrumbs I think it's in there somewhere
      It's getting the name as far off as possible

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico Před 10 lety +481

    It's scary just how authentic this is to modern news coverage.

    • @DisorderedArray
      @DisorderedArray Před 5 lety +2

      @@no9008 : That episode and what happened before they rebroadcast it a week after the first showing still amazes me.

    • @fulhjort
      @fulhjort Před 5 lety +5

      @@DisorderedArray Do tell!

    • @lucyklemperer8933
      @lucyklemperer8933 Před 5 lety +2

      yes it is

    • @lucyklemperer8933
      @lucyklemperer8933 Před 5 lety +2

      @@no9008 shut up stupid face

    • @chris1275cc
      @chris1275cc Před 4 lety +2

      @@no9008 That was Brass Eye Not The Day Today

  • @sarahshepley7346
    @sarahshepley7346 Před 7 lety +122

    "This is Britain and everything's all right." Timeless genius.

  • @PopeLando
    @PopeLando Před 8 lety +329

    In my view this is the best episode of The Day Today they made. Horses on the Tube, the Bureau, the Queen hits John Major, the UK Government official "Everything's OK" public pacification film, Alan Partridge sees boobs, Chapman Baxter and his "Fried To Be", and The Pool with Steve Coogan's iconic security guard, as well as "This is the Newwwwwws!" and the ending long hair gag. The whole thing is a comedy classic.

    • @christophegowans3504
      @christophegowans3504 Před 8 lety +26

      +PopeLando Also: John Fashanu.

    • @dinkaDPB
      @dinkaDPB Před 7 lety +8

      John Fashanu....

    • @christophegowans3504
      @christophegowans3504 Před 7 lety +10

      John FASHanu

    • @bobbyshaddoe3004
      @bobbyshaddoe3004 Před 7 lety +13

      PopeLando I love this show, and brass eye and on the hour. it's a shame though this isn't still on now, cuz lord knows we need more Chris Morris in the world of comedy.

    • @mattdavies7398
      @mattdavies7398 Před 7 lety +8

      That's John FaSHAnu.

  • @DaveTerrasidio
    @DaveTerrasidio Před 10 lety +171

    THIS IS THE NEEEEEEEEEEEWS

    • @QueerChica
      @QueerChica Před rokem +1

      Happy now?

    • @finjay21fj
      @finjay21fj Před 10 měsíci +2

      Those the headlines, my God I wish they weren't (/-_•)\..

    • @scsutton1
      @scsutton1 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Now fact me 'til I fart.

    • @ttacking_you
      @ttacking_you Před 9 měsíci +2

      It was more like NEEEEEEEEOOOOUUUUWWS

    • @smokesreefer9417
      @smokesreefer9417 Před měsícem +1

      THIS IS THE NEWWWWWS😅😅

  • @stewux
    @stewux Před 10 lety +107

    It's bigger than that chris, it's large...

  • @andrewkoch4720
    @andrewkoch4720 Před 2 lety +62

    “In 1980… someone died “
    The timing of that sentence is comic genius

    • @bluegold21
      @bluegold21 Před 11 měsíci +3

      That whole skit has to be the inspiration for Seth McFarlane's Family Guy stretched jokes.

    • @audiblenugz
      @audiblenugz Před 10 měsíci +5

      Steve Coogan is probably the best character comedian of all time!!! He embodies every sketch he does!
      LONG LIVE SAXONDALE!!

    • @audiblenugz
      @audiblenugz Před 10 měsíci +2

      In 1982 there was that incident with the pigeon...

    • @LoneKharnivore
      @LoneKharnivore Před 9 měsíci +2

      My favourite sketch in the whole series.

  • @Mccolinsclub
    @Mccolinsclub Před 2 lety +63

    It’s hilarious how Chapman Baxter continues to be a reoccurring character despite his death in the first episode! Not even a name change to try and disguise it. Gold!

    • @vollsticks
      @vollsticks Před rokem

      "She gon' die like a dawg" LMAOOO

    • @BossySwan
      @BossySwan Před 9 měsíci +3

      He died on the John in a *big nappy*

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz Před 5 měsíci +1

      Like two episodes after this one on "The Bureau" the boss discovers the one character is gay, so consistency is consistently inconsistent. lol

  • @UsernameRulesSuck1
    @UsernameRulesSuck1 Před 8 lety +140

    For some reason, I found the funniest moment in this episode to be the paramedic giving the old woman a little kiss on the cheek.

    • @dronebee83
      @dronebee83 Před 7 lety +3

      Never even noticed that before and I must have seen this about 50 times!

    • @vollsticks
      @vollsticks Před rokem +5

      Also "Can you sum it up in a word?" "No." "A sound?" "Mwaarrgh" tickles me every time

  • @vollsticks
    @vollsticks Před 5 lety +62

    Everything Morris/Ianucci have done is eminently quotable
    "Headmaster suspended for using big-faced child as satellite dish" lmaooo

  • @1967sluggy
    @1967sluggy Před rokem +78

    There’s something deeply funny and very underrated about Chris asking so many questions of Alan, with Chris facing his right and Alan facing his left, only for Chris to then turn around and reveal Alan is to his left. They’ve just been both talking at each other in the wrong direction for the past minute. And then Alan disappears from that position, replaced by the French philosopher.

    • @chrisbirch4150
      @chrisbirch4150 Před rokem +2

      How do you know it is underrated?

    • @emlyndewar
      @emlyndewar Před 11 měsíci +6

      @@chrisbirch4150the whole show is underrated, so we know every bit from it is.

    • @chrisbirch4150
      @chrisbirch4150 Před 11 měsíci

      @@emlyndewar is the show underrated?

    • @emlyndewar
      @emlyndewar Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@chrisbirch4150 I mean, it isn’t from us who watched it. Just reliving my past just now… How many others do you know that know that know this show though? It holds up so well, and couldn’t happen these days. It’s definitely under-rated.

    • @chrisbirch4150
      @chrisbirch4150 Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@emlyndewar maybe. I guess I just think the expression "underrated" is overused on youtube. It's everywhere. The Day Today was a BBC comedy that was critically acclaimed, essentially catapulted Steve coogan and the Alan Partridge character to global fame. A load of the others: Chris Morris, Rebecca Front, David Schneider have all been ever present in tv and movies since. I am not really knocking anything artistically. I am just unclear on the metric for "underrated".

  • @gazriley624
    @gazriley624 Před 7 lety +38

    this is a high class bureau de chonge

  • @jamieryan1975
    @jamieryan1975 Před 9 lety +75

    love that alan partridge talks about these days in his book.

  • @soupersonic
    @soupersonic Před 8 lety +193

    The Bureau is what I see when I watch any soap ever

    • @MrBoreray
      @MrBoreray Před 5 lety +5

      What I see is the logical results of continuous cuts due to diminishing audience and revenue,The Bureau is the cheapest,shortest,to the point,condensed soap opera ever,also the funniest and best,who needs expensive costume dramas and the like when it's all in here.

    • @killian0408
      @killian0408 Před 3 lety +1

      All that teeth acting, it's sublime!

    • @ignoblesurfer6281
      @ignoblesurfer6281 Před 3 lety +1

      You're on borrowed time, sunshine

    • @marshallyager2492
      @marshallyager2492 Před 3 lety +1

      That look when Steve Coogan says “You’re out!” 🤣

    • @johnbicknell4748
      @johnbicknell4748 Před 3 lety +4

      I'm closing the bureau..
      For an hour.

  • @dutchtahiti4134
    @dutchtahiti4134 Před 9 lety +60

    15:12 "Leaves her lover jolted at the Altar...Looks like this is one wedding where we all get to toast the happy couple" That's gold.

  • @freakyfadge
    @freakyfadge Před 10 lety +35

    rebecca front looks well fit in that bureau de change sketch.

  • @Jean428
    @Jean428 Před 8 lety +107

    ... Shut it Alan, I want you to stop.

    • @pov_music
      @pov_music Před 5 lety +6

      I mean it's bigger than that Chris, it's large.

  • @TheRealDoctorBonkus
    @TheRealDoctorBonkus Před 3 lety +12

    My god, that Britian montage - I can't breath

  • @oscartravis5740
    @oscartravis5740 Před 3 lety +21

    The headline "Portillo's face felt like guts says girl" gets me every time

  • @spiderfran286
    @spiderfran286 Před 8 lety +93

    i'm closing the bureau......for an hour....

  • @-BuddyGuy
    @-BuddyGuy Před 5 lety +31

    Whoever designed the graphics for the intro is a genius. Especially 0:37

    • @MarkPentler
      @MarkPentler Před 2 lety +8

      It was actually done by a couple of ex-ITN guys who worked on the News at Ten - great touch

  • @thefrecklepuny
    @thefrecklepuny Před 7 lety +94

    ''Heseltine fading fast...'' Glad I was not drinking at that point or I'd have a soggy monitor. But seriously, one of the best comedies of the last generation!

  • @bedojames
    @bedojames Před 4 měsíci +2

    Watching in 2024 and laughing my pants of 30 years later

  • @ji-look6142
    @ji-look6142 Před 11 měsíci +8

    Coogan's southern jail pastor was an unexpected highlight

  • @BippyTheGuy
    @BippyTheGuy Před 8 lety +21

    Chris Morris's elaborate transitions are legitimately quite nice.

  • @makadek5408
    @makadek5408 Před 5 lety +18

    The home secretary has said that he personally will be going into the tunnels this weekend, armed with a special gun

  • @stephenmarshall5290
    @stephenmarshall5290 Před 9 lety +33

    THIS IS THE NYEEEWWWS.
    GOD I WISH IT WASN'T.
    HAPPY NOW?
    HELLO SIR!
    My favourite phrases there.

  • @pauldsheppard126
    @pauldsheppard126 Před rokem +10

    The puns in the death row wedding segment were absolutely fucking hilarious! 😂

  • @kai-leeklymchuk744
    @kai-leeklymchuk744 Před 10 měsíci +17

    Have not seen this show before. Doon is so good as expected, but Rebecca Front’s comedic skill and versatility shines, too. The gals here are certainly as strong as the two talented guys.

    • @MrOtistetrax
      @MrOtistetrax Před 10 měsíci +3

      Totally! Front is a national treasure.

    • @dant3116
      @dant3116 Před 10 měsíci +1

      have you seen Brass Eye?

    • @audiblenugz
      @audiblenugz Před 10 měsíci +3

      Front deserves an MBE!!!
      Doon too!!!

  • @WrvrUgoThrUR
    @WrvrUgoThrUR Před 11 měsíci +7

    Always a good day when I discover a British comedy series I haven’t seen before!!!

    • @audiblenugz
      @audiblenugz Před 10 měsíci +1

      Brass eye
      Armando Iannucci Shows
      Time Trumpet
      This Morning With Richard Not Judy
      Fist of Fun
      I'm Alan Partridge
      Mid Morning Matters
      Monkey Dust
      There's a list for u... I hope you've at least heard of those.

    • @Hplarrialb
      @Hplarrialb Před 6 měsíci

      Stumbled onto this from a LRB podcast in which the guest mentions Chris Morris who I’d never heard of. Tho was familiar w Alan P and Armando I. This is f#####g hilarious, not at all dated, so glad to find it

  • @SKa-tt9nm
    @SKa-tt9nm Před 3 lety +8

    “It’s difficult not to feel humbled or even ashamed after that”

  • @Evemeister12
    @Evemeister12 Před 2 lety +18

    The deadpan nature of the humour is brilliant. And it almost fools you into thinking it's actually real news.

    • @gordonferrar7782
      @gordonferrar7782 Před 2 lety +2

      Some of it got complaints when it came out. Peadeggedon received the most complaints in history when it was aired.

    • @YouTubeLate
      @YouTubeLate Před 2 lety +1

      The brilliance of this show makes me want to prefer it over anything that’s calls itself a news outlet today.

  • @footielad8301
    @footielad8301 Před 5 lety +10

    ''Shut it Alan! I want you to stop'' hahahaha

  • @WAAAAAAAAAAAY
    @WAAAAAAAAAAAY Před 9 lety +32

    I still find myself saying "it's a magnificent potato of a day" from time to time ha
    :)

  • @thatpart
    @thatpart Před 6 lety +99

    US Southerner here. Y'all have these accents down to scary accuracy!

    • @UKISOCIETY
      @UKISOCIETY Před 5 lety +8

      And clearly not Milwaukee accents .;)

    • @stuckinthepastproductions4329
      @stuckinthepastproductions4329 Před 4 lety +2

      Howdy, I'm from Mississippi!

    • @thatpart
      @thatpart Před 4 lety

      @@UKISOCIETY bahahahahahaha

    • @thatpart
      @thatpart Před 4 lety +1

      @@stuckinthepastproductions4329 I'm a native son of the Palmetto State. A pleasure.

    • @leopheard
      @leopheard Před 3 lety +1

      I moved to the US a few years back - I have met people just like this

  • @DrTune
    @DrTune Před 9 lety +14

    "Oi! This is supposed to be a high class Bureau de Change!"

  • @estherday2239
    @estherday2239 Před 6 lety +33

    His expressions, the accentuating of his words. just wonderful

  • @davidobrien5654
    @davidobrien5654 Před 6 lety +21

    "Elastic song strangles Hucknall" must be a contender for the best-delivered line in the series.

  • @user-do8ud8zr2p
    @user-do8ud8zr2p Před 8 měsíci +2

    So ahead of its time. Loved it then, still do. back of the net!!!!

  • @yootoob6003
    @yootoob6003 Před 5 lety +9

    This is surrealist video art at its finest.

  • @davidlomax4028
    @davidlomax4028 Před 9 lety +46

    She sure is pretty.. She gonna die like a dawg... You may kiss the bride... CLEAR THE AREA. Steve Coogan is brilliant as the minister.

  • @eldubya88
    @eldubya88 Před měsícem +1

    “Fried to be” is crazy 😂😂

  • @holydiver73
    @holydiver73 Před 10 měsíci +15

    When an early 90’s news parody show is more believable than the mainstream media in 2023 we know we have a problem.

    • @audiblenugz
      @audiblenugz Před 10 měsíci +2

      Yea, way to go Trump! Good job Fox News!

    • @belykwater5601
      @belykwater5601 Před 9 měsíci

      @@audiblenugz Hard to believe people this guy still exist.

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@belykwater5601In what respect, Charlie ?

    • @belykwater5601
      @belykwater5601 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@jimreily7538 To be a fan of Donald Trump and Fox News, after everything that's happened. Why do you call me Charlie?

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@belykwater5601 Oh the Charlie thing is from that Sarah Palin interview, I think it was her first TV interview, I can't remember what the interviewers name was, but he asked her something like, "what's your opinion of the Bush doctrine ?"
      And she replied with this semi-homespun, high-pitched attempt to appear likeable, and she just replied, "In what respect Charlie ?"
      It was a funny moment. Politics moves so fast now that it can be hard to find stuff like that. But I just use it because it gives me a chuckle when I think of that first, disastrous Sarah Palin interview.
      (This was before the Couric interview, which just descended into madness)

  • @YouuuuuuTosserrrr
    @YouuuuuuTosserrrr Před 7 lety +17

    Ahh, my favourite kind of fake news!

  • @fwqkaw
    @fwqkaw Před 10 měsíci +6

    This is the most brilliant TV newsroom training video ever seen. It's uncannily amazing how this Gold Standard presentation from so long ago has spread around the world to become the example that all TV companies follow to this day. "Wonderful stuff. Absolutely triffic. Standard. Standard. Isnit.". Rod Laver.

    • @alfsmith4936
      @alfsmith4936 Před 8 měsíci

      It's GBnews from the good old days..

  • @PlanetBongoSan
    @PlanetBongoSan Před 10 lety +37

    still the best thing ever on british telly

  • @wabznasm9660
    @wabznasm9660 Před 6 lety +14

    15:22 I've just noticed three odd things on my 999th rewatching that, combined, I found rather hilarious: Morris gulping a drink while staring into/smirking at the camera; the looped video in the background of an AK-47 toting militant doing a little dance, captioned "WEATHER"; the shit-eating way Morris introduces Sylvester Stewart. It's so dense.

    • @sidarthur8706
      @sidarthur8706 Před 5 lety +2

      relentless, you end up having trouble breathing if you don't pause from time to time

  • @TheMIKA900
    @TheMIKA900 Před 6 lety +21

    All these years later and still the funniest, most accurate satire there is...TODAY, tonight, NOW!

  • @johnking5174
    @johnking5174 Před 3 měsíci +1

    20:04 - I love the little finger pointing he does here. Something so small and mostly unnoticeable but adds a lot to the character

  • @oceandrainer
    @oceandrainer Před 6 lety +14

    "Resident Reactor" haha. This show is gold.
    I rewatch it about every 2 years, catch some new nuance every time.
    Brilliant.

  • @Felix-Sited
    @Felix-Sited Před 8 lety +20

    Everything's alright. It's OK. It's fine.

  • @zigisamblak
    @zigisamblak Před 10 měsíci +3

    I used to make sure I was baked out of my mind every week when this was on early 90s. Best times, somehow this still seems relevant.

  • @timmellor2599
    @timmellor2599 Před 11 měsíci +9

    Thanks for posting this. Chris Morris is a much underrated comedian, and I used to watch his Brass Eye too back in the day.

  • @robashton8606
    @robashton8606 Před 5 lety +9

    "... Special staff who had to patrol the darkened tunnels every day...and _kill_ the horses with _hammers!"_

  • @irishbloke99
    @irishbloke99 Před 10 lety +15

    ah that pool sketch is brilliant..
    "in 1976 no one died
    in 1977 no one died
    "n 1978 no one died
    in 1979 no one died"

  • @canadaclaret
    @canadaclaret Před 10 měsíci +2

    Summing up the crisis with a sound is brilliant.

  • @michaelbiggs1254
    @michaelbiggs1254 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Just as fresh as the day it was originally shown.

  • @tryceratopstv3583
    @tryceratopstv3583 Před 8 lety +7

    "Bob Marriner, you missed the penalty - WHY?"

  • @embe1
    @embe1 Před 8 lety +42

    Collaterlie Sisters has to be the best name I have ever heard.

  • @jonathanmantle2364
    @jonathanmantle2364 Před 14 dny

    I first saw this when I was 13. It is still as funny, fresh, and relevant as it was then.

  • @InceyWincey
    @InceyWincey Před 2 lety +5

    The currency kidney! Inflammation in the exchange tract! A negative flow of waste pounds across all international membranes! Oh god I’m dying!

  • @garrick3727
    @garrick3727 Před 2 lety +11

    I love The Bureau because it's a bunch of good actors acting like bad actors. Also, I find it amazing that Valerie SInatra and Barbara Wintergreen are the same actor, just because of the difference in accents.
    The part where all the ministers are entering Number 10 and the reporter is naming them off, "Kenneth Clark, Michael Howard, Christopher Biggins, Michael Heseltine" - the third guy is not, of course, Christopher Biggins, who was a camp overweight d-grade celebrity - but he does look like Christopher Biggins.

  • @QueerChica
    @QueerChica Před rokem +6

    The Bureau is the best! Love it! 😂😂😂 X

  • @CyberBeep_kenshi
    @CyberBeep_kenshi Před rokem +7

    This is pure art

  • @stuartrankin4851
    @stuartrankin4851 Před 9 měsíci +1

    The Queen marches on Downing Street 😂 tears from laughing

  • @spleeeen4it
    @spleeeen4it Před 3 lety +9

    this is the news now, no joke..how prophetic morris is

  • @Dead-Ball-Situation
    @Dead-Ball-Situation Před 2 lety +18

    Honestly, this is so good. It's testament to how crap comedy is nowadays that we have travel back as far as 30 years to watch anything decent.

    • @arthurb6882
      @arthurb6882 Před rokem +2

      there's plenty of good comedy now, not as good as this but I've seen loads of stuff I've loved recently

    • @neilinely
      @neilinely Před 11 měsíci +2

      No we don't. Try detectorists.

  • @billdavies8018
    @billdavies8018 Před 2 lety +5

    I swear they literally showed that film during covid.

  • @stephenhall2980
    @stephenhall2980 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Gotta love the low quality,fuzzy video of the reports from America. So acurrate to the pre-HD NTSC broadcasts from the states shown in Britain at the time. Amazing attention to detail!

  • @bikerchrisukk
    @bikerchrisukk Před 5 lety +16

    The imagination of the script writers is amazing, almost if not at Monty Python levels of quality. Perfect cast as well.

    • @JohnLutherable
      @JohnLutherable Před 3 lety +5

      to me TDT at its best easily rivals the best of Python. Not all of them is gold, but certain sketches are simply impossible to match: the parrot, funniest joke, how not to be seen, Blackmail, rich yorkshiremen, the dirty fork and of course the legendary Life of Brian . Same with TDT

    • @artvandelay3922
      @artvandelay3922 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Monty Python is actually shit. Baffling that people like it

    • @nxxynx5039
      @nxxynx5039 Před 10 měsíci +1

      ​@@artvandelay3922except he isn't. Don't you feel special 😂

  • @ilkkll5210
    @ilkkll5210 Před 2 dny

    Have you killed anyone? Only my dad, got me.😂😂

  • @slavaukraini1991
    @slavaukraini1991 Před 9 lety +7

    "a head on collision with a blind tube mare..!"

  • @ajarnangus8837
    @ajarnangus8837 Před rokem +4

    Absolutely side splitting funny. Gets even better with age.

  • @jshaers96
    @jshaers96 Před 9 lety +26

    'Heseltine fading fast'. What was that weird obsession Morris had with Heseltine? And Portillo even more so.

    • @jshaers96
      @jshaers96 Před 9 lety +12

      stinky visitor I rememember in Brass Eye where we had a radio DJ, Tommy Vance (for some inexplicable reason) giving us a list of absurd prison slang. Among which was 'Portillo', which meant 'watch out behind you'. I think part of it was that Morris, like most in the media, was aware that many people in the public eye had another side to their personality, and this was his way of bringing it out without making himself subject to libel.

    • @hills50
      @hills50 Před 11 měsíci

      Well he does (did) carry a sawn-off shotgun to constituency meetings, corners children in parks and chews their cheeks and has frequent sexual intercourse with stray animals. How could anyone condone that?

  • @johnbicknell4748
    @johnbicknell4748 Před 3 lety +3

    I'm closing the bureau....
    For an hour.

  • @optimisticwhovian1726
    @optimisticwhovian1726 Před 5 lety +13

    First appearance of Ted Maul (all be it only voiceover) he has to be the funniest reporter character Chris invented certainly the funniest in Brass Eye. The number of individually different characters Chris creates over the two separate programs is amazing really.

  • @nbartlett6538
    @nbartlett6538 Před 6 lety +44

    I love how the video from the US looks like crap, just like it did back then due to the conversion from PAL to NTSC (or was it the other way around?)

    • @MarkPentler
      @MarkPentler Před 5 lety +1

      Other way around. The NTSC colour space is vastly different. Never Twice the Same Colour

    • @optimisticwhovian1726
      @optimisticwhovian1726 Před 5 lety +1

      Yeh I always remember watching the news in Australia even UK footage was foggy or grainy, before the net it made you feel like anything overseas wasn't quite real, post net now overseas events do feel real cos you can literally watch people live overseas with clear footage.

  • @carelesshx
    @carelesshx Před 3 lety +4

    "Like an abattoir in a powercut"

  • @keyboarddancers7751
    @keyboarddancers7751 Před 7 lety +68

    Anyone else think Doon MacKichan and Rebecca Front were hot as hell!

  • @sickbars4lyfe900
    @sickbars4lyfe900 Před 7 lety +8

    "bleeding legs" lol

  • @marieadams3720
    @marieadams3720 Před rokem +2

    The Catrina Parfitt interview is classic Alan!

  • @Hubrisgoat
    @Hubrisgoat Před 9 lety +8

    We need this back, up to date, more than ever!

  • @tonybates7870
    @tonybates7870 Před 2 lety +3

    Best comedy of any kind, ever.

  • @necksugar
    @necksugar Před 5 lety +4

    "Are you gonna remove the STAIN of defeat!?"

  • @killanotterinasecond
    @killanotterinasecond Před 10 lety +14

    Coogan at 5:31 is just wonderful

  • @ionabarker
    @ionabarker Před 10 měsíci +1

    We need this show again in 2023. Who wants to the real news? No one. Who wants comedy parody news? Everyone.

  • @bobsmudger3979
    @bobsmudger3979 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Now THIS was entertainment!! Bravo 👏

  • @douglasmilton2805
    @douglasmilton2805 Před 3 lety +2

    "This is Britain...and everything's all right!"

  • @Yiannis1982
    @Yiannis1982 Před měsícem

    "...headmaster suspended for using big faced child as satellite dish" ahahahahahahhahahaha

  • @myHEADisAtv
    @myHEADisAtv Před 10 lety +7

    A BLIND TUBE MARE!

  • @kevingiblin4122
    @kevingiblin4122 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Brilliant 😂❤😊

  • @keithparker1346
    @keithparker1346 Před 8 lety +7

    The Bureau is a classic
    Best episode of this series I think - Horse on the underground, the bureau, Major punching the Queen...John Fashanu

  • @JohnSmith-sl1my
    @JohnSmith-sl1my Před 11 měsíci +1

    This was so funny . Back in the 90s . Still good today.

  • @dajvebikinus861
    @dajvebikinus861 Před 7 lety +7

    im closing the bureau........for an hour

  • @Murrangurk2
    @Murrangurk2 Před 8 lety +36

    SHUT IT ALAN. I WANT YOU TO STOP.

  • @neodonkey
    @neodonkey Před 11 měsíci +3

    The Bureau is so believable as a BBC soap I'm amazed they didn't make it.

  • @nickthelick
    @nickthelick Před 3 lety +1

    That's a very good Richard Branson look-a-likey! =o)