drax not having social skills for ten minutes

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  • čas přidán 22. 10. 2020
  • Disney keeps blocking everything I upload, even stuff that doesn’t have music in it. So either I’m never gonna get the Rocket stuff up or I’m gonna have to cut it to oblivion and shove loads of royalty free music into it. I’m SORRY. Please stop asking me why I haven’t uploaded more Rocket stuff. I’m trying. I promise.
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  • @hiccuphufflepuff176
    @hiccuphufflepuff176 Před 2 lety +16974

    It's a shame Drax never got to meet Vision. Those two trying to explain social norms to each other would be like the blind leading the deaf.

    • @shooterDisease
      @shooterDisease Před 2 lety +1008

      ‘A pinch of paprika, a pinch…’
      ‘Ah see here android it’s to induce fear into your meal so it tastes better when we consume it now pinch the spice’

    • @E.h.a.n
      @E.h.a.n Před rokem +195

      @@shooterDisease I need to see this happen

    • @randomfactory3446
      @randomfactory3446 Před rokem +77

      I watched both Gaurdians of the Galaxy and I don’t remember anyone named vision when can you see them

    • @arlainecarinugan3703
      @arlainecarinugan3703 Před rokem +116

      @@randomfactory3446 r u trolling

    • @randomfactory3446
      @randomfactory3446 Před rokem +46

      @@arlainecarinugan3703 nope i’m just stupid

  • @justyouraverageblackstar3672

    I love how his relationship with Mantis is literally just a ping-pong match of social ineptitude

    • @jstir6437
      @jstir6437 Před 11 měsíci +279

      Drax and Mantis’s relationship is my favorite one in the MCU.

    • @MetaITurtle
      @MetaITurtle Před 11 měsíci +20

      Drax is my favy of all timez

    • @Netherwolf6100
      @Netherwolf6100 Před 11 měsíci +32

      One of my favorite brother/sister relationships in recent media.

    • @inarisarp
      @inarisarp Před 11 měsíci +8

      I'm smiling. I heard it's what you do to make people like you 😬
      Not when you do it like that.

    • @narganeg
      @narganeg Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@jstir6437 was your favorite relationship in the mcu* 😭

  • @painteddragon8496
    @painteddragon8496 Před rokem +4805

    Drax has actually been in every single marvel movie created, just he has been standing so still we missed him

    • @Scheboygan8767
      @Scheboygan8767 Před rokem +5

      You stole this comment😭

    • @painteddragon8496
      @painteddragon8496 Před rokem +65

      @@Scheboygan8767 how tf can you steal a comment? we can have the same thoughts you know lol

    • @ThiefOfNavarre
      @ThiefOfNavarre Před 11 měsíci +10

      @@painteddragon8496 Indeed, there is rarely anything truly original these days!

    • @fragrance7768
      @fragrance7768 Před 11 měsíci

      HAHAHAHAHAHHA

    • @Rhyskendall8
      @Rhyskendall8 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Was that when he was played by John Cena?

  • @Nobody-iv2ot
    @Nobody-iv2ot Před rokem +9647

    If Drax can get a wife while having no social skills, so can I.

    • @mishadude2478
      @mishadude2478 Před rokem +326

      I believe in you, man 💪 I did it too

    • @kingjohan1335
      @kingjohan1335 Před rokem +1

      Drax is a made up character bro, you’re gonna die alone

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Před rokem +672

      "You just need to find someone pathetic, like you." (Acts like this is good advice, and not massively insulting and demeaning.)

    • @liliantan2379
      @liliantan2379 Před rokem +75

      It's only a fictional universe, the director can input anything.

    • @Shinja_Sleepwalker
      @Shinja_Sleepwalker Před rokem +103

      @@dmgroberts5471 lol when I read your comment, I read it in Drax's voice instinctively in my head 😂😂

  • @austinhall3937
    @austinhall3937 Před 3 lety +7390

    Batista didn't act in this movie. I'm convinced he just showed up on set and they decided to keep rolling

    • @axebomber2108
      @axebomber2108 Před 3 lety +196

      He took a wrong turn in the pit of danger.

    • @sonnyfox8407
      @sonnyfox8407 Před 3 lety +79

      @@axebomber2108 I WALKED FOR MILES INSIDE THIS PIT OF DANGER

    • @deejaydj6013
      @deejaydj6013 Před 3 lety +172

      He appeared out of nowhere and no one realised because he had mastered invisibility

    • @katkenobi6765
      @katkenobi6765 Před 3 lety +6

      @@deejaydj6013 Dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jeffblackjack2
      @jeffblackjack2 Před 3 lety +17

      he appeared only when he moved. Otherwise he was invisible.

  • @epicgamerzfail4575
    @epicgamerzfail4575 Před 3 lety +6677

    Just remember, Drax had a wife and kids.

    • @wingedbluj1674
      @wingedbluj1674 Před 3 lety +528

      I think it was just a wife and daughter

    • @Vertutame
      @Vertutame Před 3 lety +983

      and he probably told his kid about how he made her.

    • @AkkarisFox
      @AkkarisFox Před 3 lety +242

      @@Vertutame Is there a human culture where this is widely accepted as normal?

    • @lazykahn1979
      @lazykahn1979 Před 3 lety +213

      @@AkkarisFox rule 34 perhaps

    • @nieznanyprzesladowca120
      @nieznanyprzesladowca120 Před 3 lety +163

      @@Vertutame And it was beautiful

  • @beyondbackwater4933
    @beyondbackwater4933 Před rokem +3583

    "Heyyy! There's no need to get personal!"
    After roasting her for an hour is comedy gold.

    • @benschiemer
      @benschiemer Před 11 měsíci +107

      And only after she insults his entire race, a statement that is not at all personal

    • @nullbeyondo
      @nullbeyondo Před 11 měsíci +52

      @@benschiemer he indirectly did too since it is his first time seeing her race too.

    • @mastergamingdude6191
      @mastergamingdude6191 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Too good 😂😂

    • @randommf3549
      @randommf3549 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Lol

    • @TeddyG221
      @TeddyG221 Před 9 měsíci

      when in the video is this?

  • @ccggenius
    @ccggenius Před 2 lety +4557

    How dare you, Drax's social skills are impeccable. They are merely so subtle as to be imperceptible.

  • @robsonborba6273
    @robsonborba6273 Před 3 lety +3850

    Drax - "Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast"
    *_Mantis get hit_*
    Drax 10 seconds later - "Mantis, look out!"

  • @umerkhawaja3051
    @umerkhawaja3051 Před 3 lety +18000

    The scenes where we can't see Drax in the movie, he's there. He's just standing so incredibly still.

    • @Godzillafan-tv1ks
      @Godzillafan-tv1ks Před 3 lety +494

      No he’s moving. It’s just so slow, it’s imperceptible.

    • @tyrekeism6153
      @tyrekeism6153 Před 3 lety +188

      @@Godzillafan-tv1ks actually he’s moving so fast that perceivably we think he’s standing still

    • @halo7737
      @halo7737 Před 3 lety +23

      @Durka Durka I swear as much as I love the franchise, most Marvel fans are just suuuuuuper not funny.

    • @Omunix
      @Omunix Před 3 lety +6

      @Dawdle Rubbish I-

    • @dbodooley
      @dbodooley Před 3 lety +4

      Excellent. Stolen comment that has been used many times.

  • @plasmatic3223
    @plasmatic3223 Před rokem +1270

    It is a crime Dave doesn't have an oscar yet for keeping the straightest face while delivering the funniest lines

    • @havenbontz1562
      @havenbontz1562 Před 11 měsíci +10

      Dave Bautistas bad acting makes the character

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 Před 11 měsíci +86

      @@havenbontz1562Or is he intentionally doing this and he’s actually a good actor?

    • @Jey_Frost
      @Jey_Frost Před 11 měsíci +53

      ​@@havenbontz1562 dude watch the blade runner 2049 movie. He kicks ass. Actually a really good actor

    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 Před 11 měsíci +21

      @@havenbontz1562 Watch Dune. It’ll change your whole perspective on him.

  • @erichammer8434
    @erichammer8434 Před rokem +1887

    "Finger to the throat means death.". Greatest finishing line EVER!!

  • @michaelmurphy8126
    @michaelmurphy8126 Před 3 lety +19984

    Dave Batista kills this role and is such a humble person in real life.

    • @gream9412
      @gream9412 Před 3 lety +566

      Just like Drax he's very humble

    • @yakinyamaddi
      @yakinyamaddi Před 3 lety +902

      "i too, am extrordinarily humble"

    • @JamesNeave1978
      @JamesNeave1978 Před 3 lety +172

      Drax's script was fantastic in the first film, garbage after that.
      He went from being hyperliteral to being a moron.

    • @Ilkanar
      @Ilkanar Před 3 lety +371

      @@JamesNeave1978 its just like.... your opinion man

    • @LunaS043
      @LunaS043 Před 3 lety +271

      I knew Batista when he was a Wrestler, when he betrayed Rey Mysterio and became the BIGGEST douche I hated the man so much. Now given this was when I was to young to realize Wrestling is scripted but still.

  • @jayrivers8478
    @jayrivers8478 Před 3 lety +5547

    "Kick names, take ass."
    "Yeah that's right."

  • @PDAnimation
    @PDAnimation Před rokem +478

    "One's BLUE...!"
    I know this is Drax's vid, but Bradley's delivery of that line kills me every time XD

    • @daedricwinters2979
      @daedricwinters2979 Před 11 měsíci +37

      Plus the combination of anger and disbelief on his face

    • @oscairconnolly4716
      @oscairconnolly4716 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I thought i must be weird for laughing my head time every time I see this scene

  • @twixtwix2915
    @twixtwix2915 Před rokem +877

    The “nothing goes over my head” part always gets me

  • @arianschnabel6814
    @arianschnabel6814 Před 3 lety +11783

    the funny thing is when he is roasting the shit out of her, he has no evil intention. He's just helplessly honest

    • @liversuccess1420
      @liversuccess1420 Před 2 lety +772

      Exactly. When he says he tried to let her down easy by telling her she's disgusting, he genuinely believes it. Drax is the best!

    • @mothiurNCL
      @mothiurNCL Před 2 lety +60

      ASD feature (Asperger)

    • @magnadelusor4249
      @magnadelusor4249 Před 2 lety +243

      @@mothiurNCL I don’t think so as it’s just a cultural trait of his people

    • @mothiurNCL
      @mothiurNCL Před 2 lety +90

      @@magnadelusor4249 in sci-fi movies they're representing different learning abilities and cultures of humans.

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhood3991
      @yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 Před 2 lety +53

      “I meant no disrespect!”

  • @xxwales15xx33
    @xxwales15xx33 Před 3 lety +6260

    "He is completely literal, everything will go over his head"
    *Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are to fast*

    • @DarkLordofTheSith69
      @DarkLordofTheSith69 Před 3 lety +165

      Skip to film 2 and shrapnel hits mantis in the face ..Mantis Look out

    • @ProGen6
      @ProGen6 Před 3 lety +43

      @@DarkLordofTheSith69 I laughed way to hard at that one

    • @sgcastle8389
      @sgcastle8389 Před 3 lety +1

      That's flex

    • @shadowling77777
      @shadowling77777 Před 3 lety +3

      I love that part lmao

    • @EXKKK
      @EXKKK Před 3 lety

      What are the odds of *czcams.com/video/MAvdWm4qosM/video.html*

  • @Dovah21
    @Dovah21 Před 2 lety +865

    What kills me the most is how eloquently Drax speaks despite being this dopey musclebound giant.

    • @Mister-Red
      @Mister-Red Před 7 měsíci

      I have no idea what eloquently means

    • @Dovah21
      @Dovah21 Před 7 měsíci +13

      @@Mister-RedI'll assume you're being serious, so I'll explain. In this context, speaking eloquently is Drax using high-level vocabulary in his everyday speech patterns. He's a very multi-syllabic dude, which while looking like he does, adds to the comedy of his character.

    • @terrelldurocher3330
      @terrelldurocher3330 Před měsícem

      ​@@Dovah21a warrior expresses with utmost clarity, I may be a 5 foot 8 pile of bones but I still am a warrior. Fighting for my beliefs.

  • @irick3000
    @irick3000 Před 2 lety +315

    Fun fact, drax has been in every single marvel movie... ever. He is very difficult to see, because he is standing incredibly still

    • @Scheboygan8767
      @Scheboygan8767 Před rokem +5

      Fun fact you stole this comment

    • @irick3000
      @irick3000 Před rokem +1

      @jackruiz8647 i like fun facts 👍 now we are both more rich with knowledge

  • @PhillipShadid1981
    @PhillipShadid1981 Před 2 lety +3308

    In Drax's defense. He did sit there for an hour before they noticed him..

    • @carlos1lan1
      @carlos1lan1 Před 2 lety +141

      Exactly they only noticed him because he ate

    • @shinjiprofile
      @shinjiprofile Před rokem +53

      And if you watched the part before they noticed him he's actually standing there.

    • @therealdannyfenton
      @therealdannyfenton Před rokem +7

      Wait where was he ??

    • @shinjiprofile
      @shinjiprofile Před rokem

      @@therealdannyfenton you can spot drax standing still watch at 2:49 czcams.com/video/VIG_vu6K9Dg/video.html

    • @cj.59
      @cj.59 Před rokem +2

      @@shinjiprofile 😂😂😂

  • @advantage3824
    @advantage3824 Před 2 lety +4416

    "You look exactly alike!"
    "ONE'S BLUE"
    Drax does not see skin color.

  • @AyratHungryStudent
    @AyratHungryStudent Před rokem +2484

    7:00 When Drax calls Mantis ugly, you have to remember, he is an alien. They probably have different standards of beauty.
    For us humans she looks cute and adorable. But for them she might look weak and disgusting.

    • @vincentvalentine4401
      @vincentvalentine4401 Před rokem +221

      I assume the same way with animals too. Ya never know

    • @tc_t16163
      @tc_t16163 Před rokem +207

      @@vincentvalentine4401 yeah its been proven that cats think we’re hideous

    • @ReeYuuJee
      @ReeYuuJee Před rokem

      @@tc_t16163 Animals don't have the cognitive ability of "thought" they only have basic Pavlovian reactions.

    • @nein236
      @nein236 Před rokem +64

      Cute? If i see that thing when im alone at night im running for my life.

    • @user-su3wu5fc5j
      @user-su3wu5fc5j Před 11 měsíci +30

      ​​@@nein236 oh no no. she's the one that must run away from me 😈

  • @Lieutenant_Dude
    @Lieutenant_Dude Před 11 měsíci +81

    In Drax’s defense, he was basically invisible for an hour. He stood there looking at them for an hour before they noticed.

  • @TheMikestastny
    @TheMikestastny Před 3 lety +4976

    "I tried to let you down easily by telling you I found you disgusting." Lolol

    • @therealdannyfenton
      @therealdannyfenton Před 3 lety +83

      When she says just tell me how you feel 😂

    • @Matt-wf7ry
      @Matt-wf7ry Před 3 lety +19

      Definitely my favorite of the bunch!

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 Před 3 lety +37

      She figures it out by the end; "Kickin names and taking ass!"

    • @trunksx2497
      @trunksx2497 Před 3 lety

      @@therealdannyfenton yo

    • @BlissAden
      @BlissAden Před 3 lety

      gerald frost I don’t get that part

  • @davecameron4223
    @davecameron4223 Před 3 lety +7432

    Drax’s face when he tells mantis she can pet rocket is priceless

  • @Crashgarcia9995
    @Crashgarcia9995 Před rokem +488

    8:11, Even when he’s off screen he’s still funny 😆

    • @pleaseceasethistomfoolery
      @pleaseceasethistomfoolery Před 11 měsíci +31

      Off-screen? He's right there.

    • @Crashgarcia9995
      @Crashgarcia9995 Před 11 měsíci +37

      @@pleaseceasethistomfooleryOh sorry! He must have stayed so incredibly still in the shot that he became invisible.

  • @calebhastings2901
    @calebhastings2901 Před rokem +687

    7:55 Wow Drax had some good character development here! He learned how to tell a lie! XD

  • @xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe
    @xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe Před 2 lety +8059

    "I don't know why they're after us, what a mystery this is." Is definitely my favorite line

    • @xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe
      @xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe Před 2 lety +148

      4:59 for the next time I watch this. It's inevitable.

    • @Youonyouon
      @Youonyouon Před 2 lety

      My favorite moments in gotg:
      0:03 (a great introduction to drax as a person)
      2:10 (they're just ungrateful!)
      2:19 (to be continued...) (at this moment, he knew, he fucked up.) (ah shit, here we go again)
      2:36 (why? WHY. Why is she a green whore? She has done nothing whorish. I doubt she has ever gotten laid on the first place, plus, a quote from gamora: "I will not fall prey to you pelvic sorcery")
      2:43 (...)
      2:51 (imagine if those were the last words you would ever hear)
      3:19 (it's your choice if you decideto remove someone's spine, don'tlisten to them drax!)

    • @Maryannis2prettyyyy
      @Maryannis2prettyyyy Před rokem +56

      Fr it’s so funny for no reason 😭

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Před rokem +56

      And the line that precedes that: "Probably because Rocket stole some of their batteries." Thank you, Drax, for sitting on that information until it was not only useless, but unhelpful.

    • @giovannachavez9911
      @giovannachavez9911 Před rokem +22

      The way he says it so casual after snitching hahahah😂😂😂

  • @MrDoot-hj2ir
    @MrDoot-hj2ir Před 3 lety +1615

    I'm convinced that Drax didn't knew what was going on during the entire saga

    • @johnmartin4119
      @johnmartin4119 Před 2 lety +167

      I’d like to see a scene of Drax recapping the events of the past films, could be interesting and hilarious

    • @tiffanyspencer1082
      @tiffanyspencer1082 Před 2 lety +70

      @@johnmartin4119 him and Luis from Ant-Man

    • @kevinschafer6345
      @kevinschafer6345 Před 2 lety +9

      or is he the one knowing what's going on while everyone else - including us - don't?

    • @SaltoDaKid
      @SaltoDaKid Před 2 lety +8

      Drax: we were taking ass and kicking names.

    • @bigchungus6478
      @bigchungus6478 Před 2 lety +2

      I recognise your pfp, from a music video, music flashmob, huw Williams

  • @saymyname6726
    @saymyname6726 Před rokem +257

    I love how he says "I am not a princess" with conviction 😂

  • @erikagrace9278
    @erikagrace9278 Před 11 měsíci +189

    “I thought Yondu was your father”
    “What? We’ve been together this whole time and you thought yondu was my actual blood relative??”
    “You look exactly alike!”
    “Ones blue!!”
    Gets me everytime 😂

  • @Rocky_Creatz
    @Rocky_Creatz Před 3 lety +6070

    “Can I pet your puppy? He’s adorable”
    *”YES”*

    • @matthalaboo6694
      @matthalaboo6694 Před 2 lety +236

      Drax: That's called a practical joke
      Mantis: I liked it very much
      Drax: I just made it up

    • @El-Burrito
      @El-Burrito Před 2 lety +126

      Props to Mantis for rolling with the punches

    • @ABJowsey
      @ABJowsey Před 2 lety +4

      420

    • @chrislangton4662
      @chrislangton4662 Před 2 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/HIcSWuKMwOw/video.html

    • @adolfemmanuelesparas3922
      @adolfemmanuelesparas3922 Před 2 lety +18

      I remember when someone asked Uncle Roger if pork is halal.. after a brief pause.. he said "Yes!"

  • @cordelltaylorbkny
    @cordelltaylorbkny Před 3 lety +3597

    “Anulax batteries.”
    “Harbulary batteries...”
    “That’s nothing like what I just said.”

    • @noahtyre2535
      @noahtyre2535 Před 3 lety +61

      I laugh every time

    • @cordelltaylorbkny
      @cordelltaylorbkny Před 3 lety +30

      @@noahtyre2535 lowkey funniest moment for me 😂

    • @sonnyfox8407
      @sonnyfox8407 Před 3 lety +35

      Wrong it’s
      “Anulax batteries”
      “H A R B U L A R Y B A T T E R I E S”

    • @yoshee2532
      @yoshee2532 Před 3 lety +19

      4:33

    • @daemon_08
      @daemon_08 Před 3 lety +4

      That's like funniest of them. I laugh every time

  • @markdaoust9537
    @markdaoust9537 Před rokem +311

    "It's not ripe" is actually one of my favourite lines of his. So subtle and quick, but it made me laugh.

  • @transbender5906
    @transbender5906 Před rokem +203

    “I SAVED QUILL”
    “We already established that you blowing up the ship I am on is not saving me”
    “What did we establish that”
    “Like THREE SECONDS AGO”
    “I wasn’t listening I was thinking of something else”

  • @bigstanky2037
    @bigstanky2037 Před 3 lety +4825

    Drax: what are they called?
    Quill: annulax batteries
    Drax: *HARBULARY BATTERIES*
    ded

    • @AFdx2
      @AFdx2 Před 3 lety +180

      "thats nothing like what i just said" LMAO

    • @SanskaarRaghuvanshi
      @SanskaarRaghuvanshi Před 2 lety +64

      Tanjirou: It's Kamado Tanjirou!
      Inouske: Alright Kamaboko Gonpachiro

    • @bigstanky2037
      @bigstanky2037 Před 2 lety +5

      @@SanskaarRaghuvanshi huh?

    • @SanskaarRaghuvanshi
      @SanskaarRaghuvanshi Před 2 lety +26

      @@bigstanky2037 It's a Demon Slayer joke

    • @KidKaido
      @KidKaido Před 2 lety +1

      1k like just for you bro

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 3 lety +7416

    Me: His sense of humor is never to be found.
    Drax: Impossible. I never misplace anything.

  • @LordChrome375
    @LordChrome375 Před rokem +106

    5:27. I love how Rocket is more dumbfounded by this than Peter.

  • @mhm1291
    @mhm1291 Před rokem +63

    I love how hilarious drax is effortlessly. Void of any expression , still so funny. I just lose it everytime he goes “ahahaha”

    • @toastyeditz
      @toastyeditz Před 11 měsíci +3

      4:00 literally gives me the best belly laughs, because of how perfectly Bautista can weave in his own 😂

  • @emiliolopez5849
    @emiliolopez5849 Před 3 lety +3926

    You forgot the part where he says "why is Gamora" that's my favorite Drax moment

    • @yasasvinitiwari6799
      @yasasvinitiwari6799 Před 2 lety +139

      I'LL DO YOU ONE BETTER -
      WHY IS GAMORA?😭

    • @scarecrowsoothsayer6719
      @scarecrowsoothsayer6719 Před 2 lety +22

      P H I L I S O P H Y...
      that I have actually thought about and gotten an answer to.

    • @VeggieBoi-rt6qm
      @VeggieBoi-rt6qm Před 2 lety +92

      Did you know that line was entirely unscripted he was actually supposed to say something totally different but it wasn't super important and he forgot so he just said whatever came to mind

    • @emiliolopez5849
      @emiliolopez5849 Před 2 lety +28

      @@VeggieBoi-rt6qm I didn’t know that haha that makes it even better

    • @llody7777
      @llody7777 Před 2 lety +8

      I'll do you one better:
      When is Gamora?

  • @stepanserdyuk4589
    @stepanserdyuk4589 Před 3 lety +1634

    "I tried to let you down easily by telling you that I find you disgusting..."
    Gotta use that

  • @RPIXELN
    @RPIXELN Před rokem +84

    I love Drax maniacal laugh when facing a nice death

    • @indi_kpop_4eva
      @indi_kpop_4eva Před rokem +5

      Yeah lol i laugh every time I hear it

    • @azarielmartinez9770
      @azarielmartinez9770 Před 11 měsíci +1

      It’s always the “YES” at the end of every “AH-HAHAHAHAHA” that gets me 🤣🤣

    • @JobelMT
      @JobelMT Před 9 měsíci

      Man’s having fun XD

  • @DeanteKkOT
    @DeanteKkOT Před 8 měsíci +9

    Drax is not dumb. He’s just extremely literal for some reason

  • @mensrea1251
    @mensrea1251 Před 2 lety +3396

    “Kick names, take ass”
    “Yeah, that’s right”
    Never gets old 😂

    • @random.3665
      @random.3665 Před 2 lety +24

      I know its a dumb question, but i really wonder what the "Take names" part of the - untangled- statement is supposed to mean....

    • @Johnny-yx2qx
      @Johnny-yx2qx Před rokem +21

      @@random.3665 it means that they messed up the phrase like when people say the turned tables instead of tables have turned

    • @freemanoxenholmes2241
      @freemanoxenholmes2241 Před rokem +3

      I laughed because of how His response Reminded me of David puddy from Seinfeld

    • @JJMain
      @JJMain Před rokem +34

      @@random.3665 I think I get what question you're asking. To take names is to make a list of names of enemies to punish in the future. So basically to kick ass and take names is just saying they won't stop there, more ass kicking awaits.

    • @random.3665
      @random.3665 Před rokem +13

      @@JJMain Thanks, yes that was the question i was asking^^.

  • @victormeyers1860
    @victormeyers1860 Před 3 lety +4393

    “Mantis! Look out!” is easily the funniest part of this movie

    • @tampa2360
      @tampa2360 Před 3 lety +205

      That and “out of the way, dumber, smaller groot!” are my favorites 😂

    • @kenb7264
      @kenb7264 Před 3 lety +6

      Lmao Hell Yeah

    • @ninjareaper3577
      @ninjareaper3577 Před 3 lety +23

      don't forget 2:35

    • @17sylargino
      @17sylargino Před 3 lety +2

      Piccolo dodge

    • @kansergaming3106
      @kansergaming3106 Před 3 lety +6

      Basically my team when warning me of ganks in ranked games.

  • @POOPGOD999
    @POOPGOD999 Před rokem +81

    Batista does not get enough credit for how damn funny he is as drax and just his portrayal of drax in general. Dont know anyone else who can pull it off so well

  • @anonym58063
    @anonym58063 Před rokem +105

    You left out his arguably greatest quote: "Humility? I like it. I too am extraordinarily humble."

  • @K1NG0FW0LV35
    @K1NG0FW0LV35 Před 3 lety +1777

    its not that drax doesnt have social skills... its that his social skills are too advanced for mere mortals to understand...

    • @srgetem
      @srgetem Před 2 lety +3

      Drax is mortal

    • @K1NG0FW0LV35
      @K1NG0FW0LV35 Před 2 lety +20

      @@srgetem are you sure about that?

    • @salsaspartan7
      @salsaspartan7 Před 2 lety +12

      My goals are beyond your understanding!

    • @Phil_SG
      @Phil_SG Před 2 lety +1

      You’re definitely talking like Zamasu

    • @Zak-tk8wv
      @Zak-tk8wv Před rokem +1

      Yes

  • @dembrowi_n_c.5111
    @dembrowi_n_c.5111 Před 2 lety +1977

    This is no lack of social skills, this is an extreme abundance of humble confidence.

    • @jculver1674
      @jculver1674 Před 11 měsíci +9

      I, too, am extraordinarily humble.

    • @cookiecola5852
      @cookiecola5852 Před 11 měsíci +5

      Yeah
      Drax: IAM NOT A PRINCESS!!

  • @kinda_cold_in_the_closet
    @kinda_cold_in_the_closet Před 11 měsíci +28

    I don't care what you say, Mantis and Drax are the most chaotic duo that share a single braincell at all times and I love them

  • @misterm2590
    @misterm2590 Před 11 měsíci +50

    At least when he tells you a compliment you know he's telling the truth.

  • @excutsdaily7335
    @excutsdaily7335 Před 3 lety +3965

    The best thing that ever happened to Drax was Dave Bautista. I can't picture anyone pulling off the character better than him

    • @kaushaljoshi7472
      @kaushaljoshi7472 Před 3 lety +80

      I mean lot of actors could have pulled it off because most didn't know the character before. But yeah he obviously made it his own now.

    • @andrejspetersons8500
      @andrejspetersons8500 Před 3 lety +192

      Marvel studios has done an amazing job on casting. EVERY character is played by the most appropriate actor/actress. Especially Thor and Tony Stark.

    • @GlobenTrote
      @GlobenTrote Před 3 lety +72

      @@andrejspetersons8500 The MCU is a comedy show. 80% of the cast is basically playing extensions of their real-life personas.

    • @InspireMe819
      @InspireMe819 Před 3 lety +19

      @@andrejspetersons8500 i thought Fox did a good job with XMen. professor x, wolverine, and deadpool.

    • @rudkomontana2618
      @rudkomontana2618 Před 3 lety +11

      @@GlobenTrote dont call the MCU a comedy show. I dindtn like ragnarok either but a little more respect boy

  • @Artemis-eu5ql
    @Artemis-eu5ql Před 3 lety +1617

    Wishing Thanos didn’t take out Drax’s species

    • @briang.2218
      @briang.2218 Před 3 lety +74

      Was it THanos or Ronan who did it directly? 'cause if it was Thanos, then about half of them should be still alive.

    • @GuilhermeSales09
      @GuilhermeSales09 Před 3 lety +131

      @@briang.2218 I think it was Ronan

    • @1LuvMLPFiM
      @1LuvMLPFiM Před 3 lety +284

      Imagine if his entire species act just like him naturally lol. An entire race of comedians.

    • @fayeprime9631
      @fayeprime9631 Před 3 lety +19

      @@1LuvMLPFiM that would be awesome

    • @tinamoul
      @tinamoul Před 3 lety +141

      Just imagine a party on their planet. Everybody standing perfectly still as the music blasts away.

  • @grassbackyard3825
    @grassbackyard3825 Před rokem +179

    When he said “one might assume she was dead” about his dead wife… I couldn’t help but cry on what a women Drax lost, and how blessed and beautiful his wife was. I was engorged as well. Luckiest man in the universe.

  • @mr.wilkie2323
    @mr.wilkie2323 Před rokem +56

    Mantis: “Kick names, Take ass”
    Drax with the most confidence out of everyone: “yeah that’s right”

  • @rosyreverie
    @rosyreverie Před 3 lety +1064

    “I wasn’t listening I was thinking of something else” is a underrated hilarious Drax moment

  • @newlgh
    @newlgh Před 2 lety +4189

    8:21 "Mantis! Look out!" Just slays me everytime.

  • @adada376
    @adada376 Před rokem +139

    How can someone look so scary and be so cute at the same time
    Drax: yes

  • @Jose-se9pu
    @Jose-se9pu Před rokem +355

    I understand turning him into the comic relief made sense because audiences found him pretty funny in the first movie, but Drax works better when the comedy comes from him taking the situations extremelly serious, not because he is some sort of clown.

    • @jasapotato8362
      @jasapotato8362 Před rokem +23

      This

    • @mediakira6621
      @mediakira6621 Před 11 měsíci +6

      Agreed. Not the “HAHAHAHA! THAT IS FUNNY! “ moron everyone seems to enjoy

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 Před 11 měsíci +27

      I mean it was said his species are extremely literal, every character in the guardians of the galaxy is growing as a person. It only makes sense he gains more of a humorous side to his literal murderous side.

    • @BitrateBilly
      @BitrateBilly Před 10 měsíci +10

      Thing is, I feel like he IS taking it seriously, just that the combination of opening up to his new family + his species taking everything literally results in more hilarious moments with him.

  • @RollyAces
    @RollyAces Před 3 lety +1625

    7:44
    Drax: Out of the way dumber, smaller Groot!
    Baby Groot: Attempts to kill Drax

  • @KirkMoss
    @KirkMoss Před 3 lety +3029

    “Why would they do that?”
    “Probably because rocket stole some of their batteries.”
    “Dude?!!”
    “...Right. He didn’t steal some of those. I don’t know why they’re after us, what a mystery this is.”
    That deadpan delivery, fully believing he successfully covered the moment.. 😂

    • @Shyhispanicmale
      @Shyhispanicmale Před 3 lety +43

      I think that's my favorite line(s) out of all of them

    • @jetrickgordo4026
      @jetrickgordo4026 Před 3 lety +67

      What's funny is he sounds intelligent while trying to make the dumbest excuse.

    • @jonnybrello4360
      @jonnybrello4360 Před 3 lety +40

      He found the perfect role after leaving wrestling for acting.
      They can even cover his tattoos.

    • @RoboVenturer
      @RoboVenturer Před 3 lety +3

      Lol I just read this as the scene came up

    • @tdjkhazard4522
      @tdjkhazard4522 Před 3 lety +17

      The “what a mystery this is” always kills me 😂

  • @CLSGL
    @CLSGL Před 11 měsíci +26

    5:15 - My all time favorite Drax scene. “It’s not ripe.”

  • @water5210
    @water5210 Před rokem +27

    Drax: *You are horrifying to look at*
    Also Drax: There's no need to get personal

  • @officialjbc
    @officialjbc Před 3 lety +4649

    7:11 Drax: I'm sorry but i like a woman with some meat on her bones i tried to let you down easily by telling you i found you disgusting. Mantis: What no i don't even like you like that i don't even like the type of thing that you are. Drax: Hey there's no need to get personal.

    • @sonnyfox8407
      @sonnyfox8407 Před 3 lety +369

      Well she did just insult his whole species

    • @johnnyson7474
      @johnnyson7474 Před 3 lety +96

      lmao i love his character

    • @ImanNewman
      @ImanNewman Před 3 lety +17

      Your profile pic kinda looks like drax irl

    • @mr.doctorcaptain1124
      @mr.doctorcaptain1124 Před 3 lety +143

      @@sonnyfox8407 yeah that's why it's funny. He was insulting her personally by insulting her looks as an individual. Then she tells him she is not attracted to members of his species and he takes it as a personal insult, even though it wasnt.
      It's not like a white person saying they find Indians unattractive, it's like a human saying they find horses unattractive. It's not even remotely personal lol.

    • @katsirety4969
      @katsirety4969 Před 3 lety +16

      yeah i watched the video too

  • @nissienkkuchovwa9535
    @nissienkkuchovwa9535 Před 3 lety +950

    Peter: ''...you're like an old woman.''
    Drax: '' Because I'm wise?"
    🤣🤣

  • @mannofdober873
    @mannofdober873 Před rokem +28

    "His people are completely literal, metaphors would go over his head."
    "Nothing would go over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it."

  • @WJen8
    @WJen8 Před 11 měsíci +29

    I loved Rocket's expression after Drax was like they look exactly the same 🤣 Rocket is like wtf is wrong with everyone...

  • @TheguyfromJurassicpark3
    @TheguyfromJurassicpark3 Před 3 lety +910

    Mantis: *Gets hit by a flying peice of shrapnel*
    Drax: "MANTIS! LOOK OUT!!!"

    • @raspao4
      @raspao4 Před 3 lety +6

      On one of the trailers quill says oh wow.. when she gets hit and he says: I try guys.
      which for me was more funny than what they ended up going with

    • @TheguyfromJurassicpark3
      @TheguyfromJurassicpark3 Před 3 lety

      @Kang Afa No

    • @TheguyfromJurassicpark3
      @TheguyfromJurassicpark3 Před 3 lety +2

      @@hanifafrizal8730 I said no

    • @skla8580
      @skla8580 Před 2 lety

      It’s my favourite moment ngl

    • @Diepvries11
      @Diepvries11 Před 2 lety

      Proving his reflexes aren't that great.

  • @watch-box
    @watch-box Před 2 lety +1511

    Drax and Mantis are so good together - a great comic relief in an action movie that isnt overdone.

    • @DarsiPadilla
      @DarsiPadilla Před rokem

      At what price? Drax in the comics was a construct whose sole purpose is to destroy Thanos. Mantis... is just there. Making them alien is a good idea; but making them jokes is not, especially with the brand synergy.

    • @megatronchan1282
      @megatronchan1282 Před rokem +16

      They both share a single brain cell

    • @jonahulichny9874
      @jonahulichny9874 Před 11 měsíci +5

      @@DarsiPadilla who cares about the comics, like seriously? I don’t mean that in a “comics are for nerds” kind of way, but they have no bearing on marvel movies.

    • @DarsiPadilla
      @DarsiPadilla Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@jonahulichny9874 because the comics are the source material.🙄

    • @jonahulichny9874
      @jonahulichny9874 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@DarsiPadilla yeah I know that, but given how things like thanos's motivation or other key details arent exact adptations, Im not sure that means much, least not enough to warrant getting angry over drax and mantis.

  • @JowieBlaze
    @JowieBlaze Před 2 lety +38

    He's just wise, like an old woman

  • @enderfire7214
    @enderfire7214 Před 7 měsíci +7

    Drax is definitely one of the most literal person I have ever seen on a movie.

  • @saubriz
    @saubriz Před 3 lety +1647

    “You’re an imbecile”
    “Nothing goes over my head”
    “I am not a princess!”
    lol, classic....

  • @williampitts7646
    @williampitts7646 Před 3 lety +1332

    If those aren't social skills, then I don't know what social skills are.

    • @ChristianFrates1997
      @ChristianFrates1997 Před 3 lety +31

      I live with autism and I find this relatable!

    • @redd-qh4xn
      @redd-qh4xn Před 3 lety +3

      @@ChristianFrates1997 he is a alien.

    • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
      @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 Před 3 lety +12

      @@redd-qh4xn so? Just because they are aliens doesn't mean they can't relate with them. These movies do a very good job of MAKING these aliens relatable. Like sure, we all don't have a giant planet as a dad, but some can relate to have a father who you thought the world of turn out to be a giant asshole.

    • @danceman6188
      @danceman6188 Před 3 lety

      @@potatomer true man but you arent I thought like that for years but now I now I can be normal and am kinda normal sometimes

  • @laurencenarte3224
    @laurencenarte3224 Před 11 měsíci +882

    "Drax, do u have tape?"
    "Does scotch tape work?"
    "Ofcourse, scotch tape would work!"
    "Don't have it"
    "THEN WHY DID YOU ASK..?"

    • @psycholaw4394
      @psycholaw4394 Před 11 měsíci +36

      "What are you taking about Peter Quill, you did"
      "Stop being a smart ass"
      "My butt is hardly smart, unless you are telling me this where your species brain is located"

    • @hasbulla2012
      @hasbulla2012 Před 4 měsíci +1

      The beauty of this is that we don’t even hear Drax, but everyone can imagine the exact way he would deliver the line😂😂

  • @AlexSmith-mg6we
    @AlexSmith-mg6we Před rokem +43

    The part where mantis gets hit by debree and Drax says look out after she gets hit is comedy gold 🤣

  • @kratosgow09
    @kratosgow09 Před 2 lety +1495

    Mantis: Am I ugly?
    Drax: You're horrifying to look at, yes.
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @stuhff8169
      @stuhff8169 Před rokem +84

      He's that brutally honest friend

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Před rokem +51

      But that's a good thing, because if someone likes you, you know that they like you, not your looks. Attractive people never know who to trust.

    • @cybremystica93
      @cybremystica93 Před rokem +18

      He might’ve been honest, and tried to redeem himself by saying they’ll love you for who you are.
      Even if he wasn’t trying to be rude….he’s blind as hell, she’s beautiful outside and inside ❤

    • @juliashenandoah3965
      @juliashenandoah3965 Před rokem +1

      Drax is the best! (Especially in the Guardians of the Galaxy game)

    • @necrosis6037
      @necrosis6037 Před rokem

      @@dmgroberts5471that’s cool til you start cutting yourself and starving yourself

  • @bestintheworld568
    @bestintheworld568 Před 2 lety +4505

    "You look exactly alike"
    "One's blue!"
    Drax is the literal definition of someone who isn't racist, no skin colour seen at all
    And I'm convinced Dave Bautista just blurted out hilarious lines a lot of the time and the directors just kept them in

    • @ohnobro1424
      @ohnobro1424 Před 2 lety +193

      I’m like 90% sure that line was improvised

    • @HillLuvJump999
      @HillLuvJump999 Před 2 lety +24

      I really hope that you saying that not seeing skin color is not a racist is just you quoting a meme 😑

    • @LiveTenYearsInthejointReaction
      @LiveTenYearsInthejointReaction Před rokem

      @@HillLuvJump999 so color blind people are racist? lmao

    • @jasonoreilly2795
      @jasonoreilly2795 Před rokem +70

      @@HillLuvJump999 oh no! Shock horror! What if?! Then what?

    • @SlyRoapa
      @SlyRoapa Před rokem +56

      It seems his vision is based on movement (why he thinks staying still makes him invisible), which would make him literally colour blind.

  • @terribleivy
    @terribleivy Před rokem +79

    Dave absolutely killed it as Drax!!!!

  • @ruly8153
    @ruly8153 Před rokem +55

    I love how Drax is literally thick. He’s undeniably stupid. And they don’t shy away from it.

  • @SgtMiller
    @SgtMiller Před 3 lety +6369

    Lets be honest, Mantis saying:
    "Kick names, take ass."
    Is probably next to the best thing about this video.

    • @Heller103085
      @Heller103085 Před 3 lety +421

      And the way drax is so satisfied with that answer is great

    • @fantasyman2721
      @fantasyman2721 Před 3 lety +320

      *"Yeah, that's right"*

    • @yoshimina4551
      @yoshimina4551 Před 3 lety +131

      Another reason why mantis is fucking adorable

    • @Dilllonm
      @Dilllonm Před 3 lety +66

      tony- we are alll gonna die-- peter- my dreams of how advanced aliens must be is shattered

    • @PipMane
      @PipMane Před 2 lety +4

      It's corny

  • @iamnel3141
    @iamnel3141 Před 3 lety +420

    Drax: *bullies Gamora
    Nebula: *bullies Gamora
    Drax: *Blast Nebula
    *NOBODY TALKS TO MY FRIENDS LIKE THAT*

  • @chickendrawsdogs3343
    @chickendrawsdogs3343 Před rokem +42

    I'll never get over Drax's smile when Groot was slamming those guys against the walls. 🤣

  • @davidwalker5990
    @davidwalker5990 Před 11 měsíci +16

    Every Drax interaction with Mantis is adorable.

  • @errorissinsan
    @errorissinsan Před 3 lety +1519

    I just- ı realize drax and my father share the same sense of humor.

  • @officialmattmedia
    @officialmattmedia Před 2 lety +552

    Dave Bautista himself admitted on many of his interviews that he is a socially awkward person.

    • @yashvintackoory2893
      @yashvintackoory2893 Před 2 lety +54

      Maybe he was not acting at all but just pretend. Because there seems to be a genuine part of dave in drax, something that cannot be replaced or mimmicked.

    • @JoshCreepa
      @JoshCreepa Před rokem +23

      Makes sense. Whenever he cut promos in WWE he wore sunglasses, not just cause it looked cool and fell in line with his character, but because he had a long standing fear of public speaking and the terror would show in his eyes, which the sunnies would cover.

    • @Spido68_the_spectator
      @Spido68_the_spectator Před rokem +5

      Reminds me of Zuko in ATLA

    • @ball3677
      @ball3677 Před rokem

      @@JoshCreepa im honestly amazed he was able to cut promos as good as he did with that fear. He was no Rock or Austin but he had a charismatic/badass aurora when on the mic

    • @JoshCreepa
      @JoshCreepa Před rokem

      @@ball3677 sure did

  • @szethSW
    @szethSW Před rokem +81

    Best thing about Drax, is that he tells it the way it is. Never change buddy. 👍

  • @AlexIsModded
    @AlexIsModded Před 8 měsíci +4

    Drax and Mantis have the most perfect friendship.

  • @alinkinthecomments2639
    @alinkinthecomments2639 Před 3 lety +1142

    Drax is legit the best part of the MCU

  • @ricksanchez8177
    @ricksanchez8177 Před 3 lety +2485

    5:21
    Peter: “We’ve been together all this time and u thought Yandu was my actual blood relative”
    Drax: “You look exactly alike”
    Rocket: “Ones blue!”

    • @johnblacksad1627
      @johnblacksad1627 Před 3 lety +175

      If you think about it, he probably meant personality wise. Peter and Wondu are alike in many many ways, he was right, and that makes this scene a ton more cute :)

    • @ItheauthorityI
      @ItheauthorityI Před 3 lety +103

      I love how disgusted Rocket looks during this conversation LMAO

    • @prowthegamer
      @prowthegamer Před 3 lety +7

      @@ItheauthorityI
      Fr lmfao

    • @randomizer7s20
      @randomizer7s20 Před 3 lety +16

      okay everyone is repeating the line like: "One's Blue!"
      but I swear I always heard it said: "Yan's Blue!"
      Yan = Yandu

    • @tnb4509
      @tnb4509 Před 3 lety +6

      @@johnblacksad1627 He said "You LOOK exactly alike". Last time I checked 'look' means Drax was talking about looks.

  • @prosaax2764
    @prosaax2764 Před 11 měsíci +2

    left out the best one " WHY is Gamora"

  • @ccp0
    @ccp0 Před rokem +18

    “Do not ever call me a thesaurus” why am i laughing so hard

  • @brainloading5543
    @brainloading5543 Před 2 lety +1703

    Fun fact : Dave Bautista is the highest paid actor in Hollywood history. He's been featured in all of the more than 25 movies marvel has produced, in every single scene, the only thing is that we couldn't see him.

    • @buckoboii
      @buckoboii Před rokem +110

      Bruh you had me for sec🤣

    • @shyloart
      @shyloart Před rokem +39

      You had me in the first half ngl 🤣

    • @SM-qn7sr
      @SM-qn7sr Před rokem +17

      Or do you mean his WWE co-star John “You Can’t See Me” Cena 😌

    • @Crimson.Creates
      @Crimson.Creates Před rokem +12

      They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

    • @alexjewett7455
      @alexjewett7455 Před rokem +2

      Almost had me for a second.

  • @AbhijeetMishra
    @AbhijeetMishra Před 2 lety +1141

    7:30 Drax acting like he's puking in front of Mantis is one of the funniest moments ever in the franchise.

    • @DontWatchAdsJustRefresh
      @DontWatchAdsJustRefresh Před 11 měsíci +7

      He actually was tho xd

    • @lickenhuntsman5338
      @lickenhuntsman5338 Před 9 měsíci

      My ranking of superhero trilogies
      1. Gunn's Guardians of the Galaxy trilogy
      2. Raimi's Spider-Man trilogy
      3. Nolan's The dark knight trilogy

    • @AbhijeetMishra
      @AbhijeetMishra Před 9 měsíci

      @@DontWatchAdsJustRefresh wait, was his vomit also invisible like him? 🤣

  • @stevelavinus8415
    @stevelavinus8415 Před rokem +3

    Harbulary batteries, they keep going and going 😂

  • @shreddymerks
    @shreddymerks Před rokem +14

    5:28 love his expression.

  • @redozmasoma
    @redozmasoma Před 3 lety +694

    Drax can be a Disney Princess... but sadly he is not a princess
    :(

  • @icephoenix2099
    @icephoenix2099 Před 3 lety +2107

    1:11 Drax: Nothing goes over my head my reflexes are too fast I will catch it
    8:21 Drax: Mantis!! Look out!!!

  • @crackasmackin1899
    @crackasmackin1899 Před 11 měsíci +23

    5:20 rockets reaction is hilarious and it never fails to make me laugh

  • @ethanlong4670
    @ethanlong4670 Před 2 lety +43

    I grew up as an only child with a single mom and not much friends growing up, so I relate to Drax alot.