Resident Evil 3: Nemesneeze
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- čas přidán 13. 09. 2022
- Now I hate him, and he hates me. What a wonderful animosity.
Originally streamed/recorded on May 6th, 2020.
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SwizzlyBubbles
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I had a seizure whilst playing through the hospital section of this game and I ended up in a near identical looking hospital and thought I was loosing it
That is one of the most insane things I've ever heard, which is on-par for Jerma's fanbase
Jesus dude are you okay?
@@AwesomeAutismHC Oh yeah I’m fine thanks, I had a second one a week later playing rainbow six siege which I have refused to go back to since because what if I died playing rainbow six siege? I don’t want that. I did beat RE3 afterwards though. Happy to say after a third seizure last year I’m now a year free of them this month
@@Finamajig yeah siege makes me feel that way too sometimes lol
When your seizure causes you to accidentally astral project into resident evil
Jermas streams are like watching a kid getting told constant lies and looking confused.
I’m confused, isn’t that *exactly* what a Jerma stream is? This guy has obviously cloned himself at some point
jerma isnt real dumbass
Im going to have nightmares about your pfp
every single member of chat will be charged with child abuse
@@maryfreegirl2029 It's just Sam Hyde after his daily microwave steaming session.
Jerma's the kinda guy who says "hope you find them!" when someone says they recently lost a family member
*The Queen of England dies*
"That's crazy dude..."
i’d say he’s the reason they lost the family member in the first place
Jeremy looks like a dead by daylight survivor skin that no one uses
Don't bother bringing the monster out, you already killed him XD
jerma recognizing Brad but not Jill is very jerma
He's only into big strong rugged...video game characters
Jerma has 3 primary states:
- Streamer sucks
- Streamer high
- Streamer in catastrophic debt
-Sus mode
He is always in catastrophic debt
Sometimes they overlap.
The darkness of his face on the facecam makes him look like someone in witness protection giving an interview for 60 Minutes
well he only has to talk for 30 minutes with all the ad breaks
You mean the resident evil 8 stream?
Coincidentally there’s also a 70% chance that witness testimony is in some way related to jerma
Interrogation.
Didn’t he do that bit in the Rezzie Village video?
"Nobody likes ads" says the guy who has done at least two streams entirely dedicated to watching old infomercials he's nostalgic for.
True but he's not wrong. I get viscerally angry any time I hear an ad.
@@blahort No man, I'm convinced it's all part of the marketing. You think after all this time, nobody knows how to make a good ad? I think it's experimentation. They *want* you to think they're out of touch and are just so incompetent that they would let a garbage ad slip by the PR department, specifically so that people will make memes of it. I absolutely gurantee it.
If you straddle that line between "cringe" and "good", you'll get older folks to get on board, and you'll still get attention from younger folks too. Negative attention is still attention. You still get brand recognition. You remember that food delivery service whose ad campaign everyone made fun of? I don't even have to say the name. I gurantee you remember it.
For that same reason, I don't share memes with brand names in them or are about ads. I don't do marketing and I sure as hell wouldn't do it for free.
@@blahort the worst ones are the ones on twitch that are obviously made by someone who have NEVER touched a video game in their life and the whole basis of the ad is like, “I CONSUME ____ TO LEVEL UP LIKE A VIDEO GAME IRL AND IT GETS ME IN THE GAME!” Like… just… stop. Please, stop it.
I would agree except for the fact that ads just demonstrating the product aren't particularly compelling. Like if you were to see an ad on television for a specific brand of soda. At the end of the day, the two top competitors are really the same frigging thing.
Marketing departments have to get creative.
@@snaek2594 Memes don't sell, remember what happened with morbius ?
i love the moment at 23:05 when he sneezes and the whole facecam blurs like he just blasted spit onto the camera
Thank you for showing us all the death animations!
Good stealth diss
Lmao
6:34 Another moment of Jerma laughing at vehicle accidents. CLASSIC Jerma...
13:53 he picked the one age demographic that uses lockers at school every day and encounters these locks daily.
my most hated radio experience is flipping through all my fave'd frequencies and they're ALL on commercial breaks. It's like the DJ's all secretly text each other and go "Heheh let's go to commercial all at once"
It's a conspiracy, I tell you what
And then you go on AM radio and hear the Christian board casts like "fuck do I wanna pretend am into this shit right now?"
Theres airwave regulations in radio
Actually I think that’s for real a thing because all the rock stations where I live do the exact same thing so it’s basically just like you have to wait until the ads are over and pick one song out of the 3 or 4 channels when they all come back at the same time.
@@themigtybooshOne of the stations I use has another channel that has oldies music without ads (probably because nobody listens to it lol) so I just listen to 50s and 60s music until all the ads end.
18:58 "he's sucking out my intelligence!"
"not much to take"
i can't 😭
I like how Jerma tried to make a joke about the safe code being 985 as it would match his channel name, but somehow still fucking that up and putting 995 instead lmao
3:10 screams “help him” “somebody help him” at a guy dangling off of a fire escape eventually falling off, “well I tried”
Sometimes I like to imagine when Jerma does something crazy, like in a telltale game the text pops up on the top right "chat will remember that"
so cool that jerma cosplayed as jill for this game!
3:15 this man fell 20 feet and fucking exploded in a pool of blood
he had the Bloody Mess perk.
would that happen like that irl? I got super confused
@@yonehkura Nah you would just like break a leg, you wouldn't even die
@@yonehkura nada
@@yonehkura you'd have to be at like terminal velocity to explode like that
Jerma forgetting the safe combo 10 seconds after finding it while chat 10000% takes advantage of this opportunity is such an adderall moment.
Jerma:
*turns off webcam during cutscene so viewers can better enjoy the cutscene*
*talks through the entire thing*
I love how the video is in 1080 but his webcam looks like it's recording through fogged glass
He seems more deranged whenever he plays resident evil games lol ranging from meme stocks, sneezing jokes, and FOV malding
The intro with Jerma behind Nemesis could actually pass as a real scene. Resident Evil is so out there that having a random Jerma appearance wouldn't be surprising.
We need the laser room scene from the first film but Jerma's breakdancing through them all.
When I heard Jerma sneeze, I clutched my chest in horror and tried not to laugh because I was walking around in public. I was so unprepared
Jerma successfully used the controller trick that allows the player to become virtually both inconspicuous and conspicuous from rapid movement as if he’s phasing into the next realm.
RE3 got wavedashing
36:09 I love that "i punched em and he died!!"
jerma really just regresses into a child when playing games... would explain his extreme lack of skill 70 percent of the time
12:10 he seriously looks just like my aunt that still acts like she's preparing for her senior prom and she's sixty.
Well jerma is a well-known shape shifter at this point.
I 100% in love with this much effort they always made me and my family happy so
I decided to put it on the TV and my whole family was laughing and enjoying it
that's really sweet
I've finally figured it out. Jerma only reads the weirdest comments because those are the planned ones that play in time with the recordings
carlos sounds like jerma trying to do a manly voice
That GPU naming convention is actually genius.
9:56 “ah it could’ve been, what if they were a fan?” After he put it 995
good god 2ndJerma striking the RE3R iron while its ice cold OMEGALUL
I just watched 3 straight hours of Jerma while building IKEA furniture and I think I lost multiple IQ points
I need to find a girl who will commit to me like Jerma committed to the "Gun is TOOTHBRUSH" joke
31:34 immaculate John Oliver impression.
Raccoon City would be a lot more safer if Luigi was placing Assist Blocks in front of the zombies.
i always love how smug he acts when a game doesn't make you open a safe properly even though his method of opening a safe is wrong as well
jerma confusing the meanings of 'reload' and in turn refusing to do either of them is killing me
his john oliver impression was the best part of this stream
43:31 this man needs a producer in the room to flash a stop sign when he starts saying things that sound like this
lmao
And he'd completely ignore the producer or ban him from the room for 5 minutes whenever he holds up the stop sign
The John oliver impression was so good though
4:49 I swear, I always assumed he practically flew off his chair any time he sneezed while not being on face cam, this was way more self-controlled than anything I pictured from Jerma 😂
Jerma is the cop hero we need but we don't really reserve
He's like that one cop on every force who is actually the serial killer that stays hidden for a century
@@coltonwilkie241 AMOGUS!
Good job SwizzlyBubbles, great editing!
i have waited 2 years for this
"does it work on me too?"
yes jerma that bright flash you see on screen is yourself getting stunned by your own grenade
I swear Jerma is a simulation, as soon as he said it was 5 in the afternoon, I looked at the clock and it just turns 5
Nemesis is me when I try to play with the Direct Hit
When he said go fill up on mac and cheese i was eating mac and cheese
I abhor ads. The feeling of someone trying their hardest to sell me something disgusts me
im high and the lighting makes it look like his face is mirrored on the other side of his head and it has a beard
"punch him" in ever altercation got me dying, hahaha
i love how jill gets hit with a rocket in this game and it doesnt even do anything to her, this game is so good
Jerma's Rats song plays on my local radio station sometimes
I really hope this is true
I'm moving into your walls so I can listen in.
now that jerma posted that guy can get high again
1:16 says the dude that streamed nothing but 1950s ads for 10 hours
25:00 As someone who hasn't played this (nor do I think I will) I now think I *truly* understand why people say Nemesis got skullfucked beyond repair. They did not care at all, did they?
Wasn't expecting a phineas and ferb reference in the description!
Man what a fake and unbelievable thumbnail.
Jerma might, *might* be that muscular. He could use them to properly transport his victims into cars to be destroyed.
Or to his saw trap house filled with gyas.
But he's absolutely not that tall.
3:16 why did this guy bleed so much
loving the 40s housewife cosplay
god he looked like a victorian with that hair style
plus the low quality face cam, he really just looked like an oil painting in that era for every frame LOL
i love jerma
37:30 iconic line
I don't think jerma knows what a gondola is
3:02 I love that Nemesis voice. I'd love to see him dub more scenes of him with it
The hell I just beaten this game what kind of coincidence is that!?
JEREMY?! ARE YOU *THE* JERMA985?!
This is no coincidence, purchase heavy duty locks and board up all windows.
35:50 I'm leveling a rogue in WotLK right now so this was pretty funny to me
26:23 if you did and said all that to someone in an online game they would never turn on their computer again
Damn, 2ndJerma seems to be uploading more frequently as of late! Good news for me, but bad news for my CZcams backlog.
Thumbnail goes hard 😳
JERMAVENUS
Jeremy is so fucking high on this stream rn
Nice!
8:13 jerma explaining what's real and isn't hurt my brain. 😖
he’s gaslighting us
So does jerma normally brush his teeth with a handgun or is that new?
Ever since the shoe incident Rotted his teeth, jerma’s dentist has demanded he stop using his typical automatic rifle and downgrade to a handgun in the hopes of minimising further damage to his cavities. The dentist hasn’t been seen in about 3 months but Jerma has stuck to his new routine, so I think he deserves some credit for that.
27:50 actually happened to me. NeoCranium did the same thing to me, and I hate him with a passion now.
Still watch him though.
I once saw Jerma985 in one of those seedy dispensaries on the vegas strip buying a crap ton of CBD with THC
lol
The SUS face would've been unusually fitting for the thumbnail, just saying.
completely stunned that jerma predicted this shit 21:39
i love jerma he is the best
:)
@@nostalgia_junkie HES SO AMAZING AHH
@@keandogg hes really amazing!
4:49 bless you
Hey jerma, or editor, or community, what causes streams take a long time to become videos? Is that like an intentional thing so we’re so far behind that the few people who make it to every stream are rewarded by finding out about the latest gags first, or is there just so many streams to edit
IIRC they have a huge backlog to get through and the editors pick which stream they'd most enjoy to work on. Only the big event streams like Baseball and the Dollhouse are edited right after
its because when jerma decided to go full time streaming he didnt have time to edit his own streams, causing a huge backlog. the vods get uploaded to the archive channel anyways so the editors are just choosing the funniest streams to edit
0:57 baseball stream foreshadowing
He managed to fit like 12 of them up there. Ads I mean, not baseballs.
36:15 Yermoda seems to have made his return
he looks like a little french girl
Nemesnus :]
Jerma bad hair AND low quality webcam arc?? Yeah this is a 2020 vod
11:05 What a RUDE streamer.
31:00, precursor to the Meat Grinder meme
"What if I ran a commercial every 4 minutes?"
Me, watching a stream without paying twitch my hard-earned money 🙄😒
Yeah for locks i only did a full rotation on the 2nd number in high school locks
Fucking A. Saved 74 times 😂
Jerma looks like a 90s Albanian rock music listener.
I think jerma should've considered playing in assisted mode.
how did jerma die this much, i have like 10 deaths in this and it was my first re game wtf jeremy
The face in the thumbnail looks like Filip from Let's Talk Religion
i've never played a resident evil but holy shit is there not a run button? why the fuck is he walking everywhere in chase scenes