“I’ll Take You to Court and Won’t Think Twice About It” | Dragons’ Den

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  • The Glashans seek an investment of £250,000 in return for a 20% share in their business the Itsa beach bag, which opened up into a towel and sun lounger cover.
    An international sensation, Dragon's Den features entrepreneurs pitching for investment in the Den from our Dragons, five venture capitalists willing to invest their own money in exchange for equity.
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  • @DragonsDenGlobal
    @DragonsDenGlobal  Před 3 lety +70

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    • @twdstory
      @twdstory Před 2 lety +9

      Each and every one of your videos has different volume. I need to ajust acodingly every time. And for that reason... I'm out

    • @stevsmith2663
      @stevsmith2663 Před 2 lety

      3;

    • @rodneyhuffton9155
      @rodneyhuffton9155 Před 2 lety +1

      Did he become successful?

    • @roldanelvis2449
      @roldanelvis2449 Před 2 lety +4

      The poor wife. Is she even allowed in the 🏠 🛖 🏚?

    • @xyeB
      @xyeB Před rokem

      @@roldanelvis2449 🛖 🛖 hut 🛖 🛖

  • @louisathellama
    @louisathellama Před 3 lety +4210

    The words 'MP3 player' instantly aged this episode

    • @AlexanderFort
      @AlexanderFort Před 2 lety +30

      I thought the same thing

    • @ian_b
      @ian_b Před 2 lety +336

      Pockets-
      70s: Book, cigarettes
      80s: Book, cigarettes, walkman
      90s: Book, discman
      00s: Book, MP3 player, mobile phone
      10s: Smartphone
      20s: Smartphone, mask, sanitiser, backup mask, vaccine certificate

    • @notmenotme614
      @notmenotme614 Před 2 lety +48

      When watched this, I thought to myself “Ive had wireless Bluetooth headphones for years now”

    • @josephcleland2207
      @josephcleland2207 Před 2 lety +37

      I thought Deborah’s hair cut did that

    • @nineteenfortyeight6762
      @nineteenfortyeight6762 Před 2 lety +22

      All those shiny fresh dragon-faces did it for me

  • @larjkok1184
    @larjkok1184 Před 2 lety +3426

    This guy refused any anaesthetic so he could talk his neuro surgeon through the procedure.

  • @LordCroker
    @LordCroker Před 11 měsíci +694

    Richard Farley is actually the man. The patience of a monk and always gives advice before declaring himself out rather than laughing them out of the room

    • @Espectro101
      @Espectro101 Před 9 měsíci +30

      he was a class act - Peter jones hated him though.

    • @PJ-cj4uv
      @PJ-cj4uv Před 8 měsíci +4

      ​@@Espectro101I know someone who served him and family in a restaurant in London. Said he never said thank you once 😅

    • @bahriboy
      @bahriboy Před 8 měsíci +5

      ​@@PJ-cj4uvserved Jones or Farley?

    • @flabbybum9562
      @flabbybum9562 Před 8 měsíci +5

      ​@@PJ-cj4uvThe entrepreneur Felix Dennis was also said to have been abrupt verging on rude with staff in restaurants. But then at the end, he would leave them a massive tip.

    • @TheHungryTrollRawr
      @TheHungryTrollRawr Před 8 měsíci

      I'l never understand that, I'm so polite to people, and friendly, it gives them a buzz I swear! Smiles produce smiles, kindness produces happiness@@PJ-cj4uv

  • @diegoarranz7812
    @diegoarranz7812 Před 4 měsíci +187

    Legend has it that after the program he went to the editors and started giving them lessons on how to edit the footage to make a tv show

  • @gamewithadam7235
    @gamewithadam7235 Před 3 lety +2971

    "A secret pocket that protects your valuables."
    Thief: Just takes the whole thing.

    • @Comrade_Jason
      @Comrade_Jason Před 3 lety +171

      Thanks for putting your valuables in one place, it really makes my beach hustle easier.

    • @TheManInBlueFlames
      @TheManInBlueFlames Před 3 lety +22

      Thief: Oh wait...i'm not that strong...

    • @jennamilleryall
      @jennamilleryall Před 3 lety +54

      Benny Hill chasing ensues around cruise ship.

    • @thedunyadoneya2628
      @thedunyadoneya2628 Před 3 lety +9

      Including the person on top of it?

    • @theovolz3073
      @theovolz3073 Před 3 lety +53

      It’s not a secret if someone sees you putting your valuables in there. And it’s not really a secret if there’s an obvious bulge there.

  • @chreezy24
    @chreezy24 Před 3 lety +1907

    "What are you going to spend $250,000 on?"
    "Stock"
    Duncan chokes on his water🤣

    • @RockLou
      @RockLou Před 2 lety +7

      @Walking Somewhere this is the way

    • @JerryMetal
      @JerryMetal Před 2 lety +3

      @@RockLou it is known

    • @oli_box25
      @oli_box25 Před 2 lety +35

      S T O N K S

    • @Mobius_Pizza
      @Mobius_Pizza Před 2 lety +33

      He didn't mean stocks in stock market. He meant inventory.

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 Před 2 lety +6

      @@Mobius_Pizza I think it was a joke.

  • @JohnSmith-fz1ih
    @JohnSmith-fz1ih Před rokem +689

    I love the way there’s a secret compartment for valuables… and their business model is to sell these to cruise ships who will give one to every passenger. So literally everyone on board will know about the secret!

    • @C414AC
      @C414AC Před rokem +22

      I thought the same 😂

    • @EpicTrainsCanada
      @EpicTrainsCanada Před 10 měsíci +11

      Never even thought of that lol

    • @kdphotos4691
      @kdphotos4691 Před 8 měsíci +33

      The local pickpockets will know too. Pick up the whole towel and run! 🤣🤣

    • @McConnellsGuitar
      @McConnellsGuitar Před 8 měsíci

      @@kdphotos4691 swap it for your own identical towel and it'll be hours before they even know to look!

    • @briandube4503
      @briandube4503 Před 8 měsíci +2

      😂

  • @KaitoGillscale
    @KaitoGillscale Před rokem +197

    The way Richard declared himself out was actually way more respectful than they deserved. He was clear...he was concise...he explained why he wasn't going to invest without getting personal.

    • @goonaa6924
      @goonaa6924 Před 4 měsíci +5

      agreed .... the correct business-like and professional manner with which to provide constructive criticism ....Jones was equally objective

    • @SimsMoyal
      @SimsMoyal Před 4 dny

      Well after all he is the reality version of Bruce Wayne

  • @martinw245
    @martinw245 Před 2 lety +2638

    I like the way his wife looks at him intently when he speaks, like he's the fountain of all knowledge

    • @HalfbreedTrini
      @HalfbreedTrini Před 2 lety +180

      Hahah so she’s the cause. Made him think he was really smart

    • @maggiec83
      @maggiec83 Před 2 lety +129

      @@HalfbreedTrini I don't think he needed any convincing of his own 'intelligence'.

    • @cherryrotella3714
      @cherryrotella3714 Před 2 lety +26

      He certainly thinks he is

    • @THEDeathWizard87
      @THEDeathWizard87 Před 2 lety +91

      Just realized she didn’t say a word the entire video. I forgot she was even there

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean Před 2 lety +161

      @@HalfbreedTrini More like he's got her so browbeat and timid that she doesn't dare speak up and incite his wrath. Poor thing's got Stockholm.

  • @Jooeffoh
    @Jooeffoh Před 3 lety +2432

    If he came in and caught you doing his mrs, he would stand there and tell you how to do it right.

    • @KnowThyFuture
      @KnowThyFuture Před 3 lety +48

      Hahaha this comment deserves way more likes!

    • @poop10I
      @poop10I Před 2 lety +20

      Hahaahahahah underrepresented comment hahahahahahaha

    • @Rikk_Klaww777
      @Rikk_Klaww777 Před 2 lety +43

      She is hot tho..🤔😉😂😂😂😂

    • @stevie1234
      @stevie1234 Před 2 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

    • @flipper2392
      @flipper2392 Před 2 lety +4

      @@KnowThyFuture I've just given it one, I would his Mrs too...... after a few pints.

  • @peterclarke7240
    @peterclarke7240 Před rokem +130

    The biggest disadvantage of this product is that it's designed for sun loungers, and if you go on the sort of holiday that involves sun loungers, you stand a very good chance of having to put up with people like David. 😂

  • @toffeelatte6042
    @toffeelatte6042 Před rokem +31

    One of the biggest knobs in dragon's den history.

  • @domainadmin9905
    @domainadmin9905 Před 3 lety +2380

    David what are your total sales to date?
    David: *The word sell means to transfer goods in exchange for money*

  • @YuToobVideos
    @YuToobVideos Před 3 lety +1570

    When I see a person with this attitude I start to feel sorry for their spouse.

    • @vickysinghvirk8768
      @vickysinghvirk8768 Před 3 lety +26

      The spouse in this case seems to be really behind the product here though.

    • @YuToobVideos
      @YuToobVideos Před 3 lety +89

      @@vickysinghvirk8768 I was referring to their home life...

    • @ah7910
      @ah7910 Před 3 lety +92

      Unless of course, she is just as bad! I get the generalisation of the ‘poor hapless spouse’ but in fairness, most of the cringey people I know somehow found equally annoying and cringey people to marry.

    • @YuToobVideos
      @YuToobVideos Před 3 lety +6

      @@ah7910 True!

    • @sadikmeah4057
      @sadikmeah4057 Před 3 lety +12

      He was probably a great guy until he married her. Did you think about that?

  • @PitterPatter20
    @PitterPatter20 Před rokem +382

    Can we give serious credit to Evan Davis? He's so good at keeping things neutral and diplomatic during the exit interviews. It's really impressive!

    • @cypher8677
      @cypher8677 Před rokem

      Autistic Evan is an absolute worthless non-entity 🤮

    • @RayunM
      @RayunM Před rokem +11

      Came here to say this. He's incredible at calming down the nerves and having an honest analysis with them.

    • @envsf03
      @envsf03 Před rokem +13

      I got chatting to him in a bar once and he is such a great and interesting guy.

    • @michaelbailey9857
      @michaelbailey9857 Před 9 měsíci +4

      I'm very randomly late to this comment, but yes, he is IMO the main thing that separates shark tank and dragons den

    • @BenjaminGoose
      @BenjaminGoose Před 9 měsíci +4

      What are you talking about? He tries to wind them up again after the pitch, every time. It's brilliant!

  • @phil8528
    @phil8528 Před 6 měsíci +64

    I can just picture him ordering some food in a restaurant then before the chef knows it he’s in the kitchen telling them how to cook it 😂

    • @R.S_Howell
      @R.S_Howell Před 5 měsíci +2

      He's the kind of person who would tell the waiter to ask the chef to come out to advise him on the doneness of his steak and how his mate is a head chef who worked with Anthony Worrall Thompson in the 90s

    • @bobbyrayofthefamilysmith24
      @bobbyrayofthefamilysmith24 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@R.S_HowellI know a geezer just like this. Infuriating and hilarious at the same time to talk to 😂

    • @jamielyons5017
      @jamielyons5017 Před 3 dny

      😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @chihuahuapixieprincess2482
    @chihuahuapixieprincess2482 Před 3 lety +2391

    I loved this: swimming while someone steals your towel with everything stored neatly for a quick getaway. Fabulous laugh 😅

    • @Asw_2004
      @Asw_2004 Před 2 lety +128

      And what happens when you sit on your keys.... Not a well designed product. Also, the logo is printed all over the cover, so people know the valuables are more likely already inside. Would be worth way more if it were completely plain

    • @4mySweetheart369
      @4mySweetheart369 Před 2 lety +19

      I thought the same thing!

    • @turn1210
      @turn1210 Před 2 lety +7

      A jolly jape

    • @thegpshowtheshow
      @thegpshowtheshow Před 2 lety +13

      James bond should get one ! 😂

    • @giorgitsiklauri840
      @giorgitsiklauri840 Před 2 lety +46

      @@Asw_2004 The "hidden" pocket hangs off the bottom, so you won't sit on the stuff in it.

  • @BoundlessDrop
    @BoundlessDrop Před 3 lety +1185

    "I'll take you to court." The strongest pitch ever. LOL.

    • @alexbrown6624
      @alexbrown6624 Před 3 lety +28

      Baffled by the pitch , Be humble remember your asking for there money and expertise ! I have this product and it is great but l never bought it from you and ld have walked if you’d tried selling me it ?

    • @Nemcoification
      @Nemcoification Před 3 lety +38

      He's not going to take him to court. He'll be too busy paying off that incoming stock that was meant to go to those orders that are not orders.

    • @Tim_3100
      @Tim_3100 Před 2 lety +16

      That would be funny to see a dragons Legal team would rip the guy apart and leave so much debt he'd go bankrupt

    • @Hunter88993
      @Hunter88993 Před 2 lety +48

      This guy wouldn't need a lawyer, he would be his own lawyer and tell the judge how to do his job.

    • @Adl1923
      @Adl1923 Před 2 lety +11

      Had a bit of a David Brent vibe about it that line

  • @Jason-un9ps
    @Jason-un9ps Před rokem +53

    You can tell he’s the “business expert” amongst his friends. He’d be absolutely impossible to work with. He thinks he knows everything and his ideas are best. Probably wouldn’t consider or even listen to someone else’s idea, even if everyone else clearly sees it’s better than his.

  • @Boshek2019
    @Boshek2019 Před 5 měsíci +32

    Duncan already lying down on that beach chair🏖️ while they’re still walking down the stairs🤣 Savage

  • @thefateweaverchannel2288
    @thefateweaverchannel2288 Před 3 lety +3138

    Its hilarious, he's trying to explain business to millionaires and he's got a 3 day old business with zero orders

    • @gorillaau
      @gorillaau Před 3 lety +121

      Zero orders in wholesale. Sold 700 online in three weeks. Early days though.

    • @karmajarrule
      @karmajarrule Před 3 lety +33

      *three weeks, makes a difference

    • @sunnydhamija549
      @sunnydhamija549 Před 3 lety +17

      Bankrupt after $1000 fine by the BBC? Sack him or fire him, Ceos.

    • @2Addicted2YT
      @2Addicted2YT Před 3 lety +102

      Looks like he did alright in the end. He's still selling it and sold 65000 the first year this show aired. I don't think he was a bad bloke. He came off as arrogant but pressure will do that to some people.

    • @galdvir7190
      @galdvir7190 Před 2 lety +19

      Honestly he could've just said he wants to make them confident he has some understanding of business and can be worked with, rather than "teaching" them

  • @IR17171717
    @IR17171717 Před 2 lety +398

    Look, when you're watching Dragons Den videos, what you've gotta realize is that you click on the video that you wanna watch, and then you watch the video when it's done loading.

    • @HalfbreedTrini
      @HalfbreedTrini Před 2 lety +23

      You’re outta line, mate. IM OUT😠

    • @L_A_R_G
      @L_A_R_G Před 2 lety +47

      That’s not a very nice comment, and I’ll ignore that

    • @injest1928
      @injest1928 Před 2 lety +16

      I read that in his voice 🤣

    • @noteverton
      @noteverton Před 2 lety +12

      Thanks for that advice. I'll try to remember it for future videos.

    • @Voiden0
      @Voiden0 Před 2 lety +3

      You can actually watch it before its loaded. You can start watching a video when it started buffering

  • @lucyw.7597
    @lucyw.7597 Před rokem +146

    I can safely say I know what his entire family will be getting for Xmas for the next 5 years!

  • @mantiraptor5208
    @mantiraptor5208 Před rokem +30

    8:47 Richard’s too nice he gets shy when he has to shut down the business advice, gotta love him

    • @SimsMoyal
      @SimsMoyal Před 4 dny

      Well after all he IS the reality version of Bruce Wayne

  • @WildfireX
    @WildfireX Před 2 lety +2247

    Lmao, when he starts telling Theo how to run a business, gold.

    • @MaxLennon
      @MaxLennon Před 2 lety +56

      Theo's FACE hahahaha 4:45

    • @ThatBritishSnep
      @ThatBritishSnep Před 2 lety +86

      That's like telling Gordon Ramsay how to make scrambled eggs.

    • @FUCKCENSORSHIP747
      @FUCKCENSORSHIP747 Před 2 lety +14

      The slow pan is so funny

    • @rita8684
      @rita8684 Před 2 lety +7

      @@ThatBritishSnep omg ha ha ha but with theo he didnt get the f words lol

    • @libamason9987
      @libamason9987 Před rokem +4

      Itsa are now worth 2 million!

  • @jackmermigas9465
    @jackmermigas9465 Před 3 lety +760

    Do the distributors buy them from you?
    David: Yes
    Right, how many have they bought?
    David: Distribution of wholesale goods began in 5000 bc with the onset of trading animals

    • @3umphbywill313
      @3umphbywill313 Před 3 lety +31

      Jake Bracket, when you said, "distribution of wholesale goods began in 5000bc..." I could not continue reading because I spat my drink out in absolute laughter!😂

    • @royfr8136
      @royfr8136 Před 3 lety +7

      Hahahahaha

    • @BenjaminGoose
      @BenjaminGoose Před 3 lety +10

      I literally died laughing.

    • @catherine9808
      @catherine9808 Před 3 lety +5

      Bahahahaha

    • @flappospammo
      @flappospammo Před 3 lety +3

      hahahah , classic

  • @thert.hon.thelordnicholson7261

    00:49 - Duncan is out
    1:01 - Theo is out
    2:02 - Peter is out
    2:10 - Deborah is out
    7:26 - Richard still in
    8:15 - Richard is out

    • @DaTruth1017
      @DaTruth1017 Před 8 měsíci +5

      11:51 itza is out

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 Před 6 měsíci +9

      00.00. Jenny is out

    • @EgonTheGreat.
      @EgonTheGreat. Před 6 měsíci +2

      ​@@davidjames579i think you mean
      -1:00 - Jenny is out

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 Před 6 měsíci +3

      @@EgonTheGreat. I can do one better than that -2.00 Jenny Is Out

  • @1anhunter1
    @1anhunter1 Před rokem +53

    One of the most entertaining Dragons'Den extracts I've ever seen, and I must have seen 1,000. Telling the team how to be an entrepreneur after three weeks in business!

    • @SergyMilitaryRankings
      @SergyMilitaryRankings Před 11 měsíci +1

      Considering his product is selling well, he's doing something right lol

    • @outsideconfidence12
      @outsideconfidence12 Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​​@@SergyMilitaryRankingsa clown with no irl orders who only sold 700 products online lecturing millionaires who sold billions of items and have a combined wealth of more than a billion pounds is smart you say 😂😂. They should have booted him from the start, such disrespect from him.

    • @SergyMilitaryRankings
      @SergyMilitaryRankings Před 9 měsíci

      @@outsideconfidence12 a clown who thinks intelligence equals net worth, he was spot on because his product is still selling well, being rich doesn't make you smart.

    • @outsideconfidence12
      @outsideconfidence12 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@SergyMilitaryRankings you realise that those people have earned their money, if u think that that guy has more knowledge and experience than those dragons you are insane, its the same if i went into a university and started lecturing a maths professor just because i know how to add and subtract...

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@outsideconfidence12he was just showing them he's up to their level. They're not going to want to go into business with someone who's not their equal.

  • @thomascussons7603
    @thomascussons7603 Před 3 lety +673

    I have managed to get a business studies degree from watching this video. Thanks David!

    • @jrbs
      @jrbs Před 3 lety +26

      Yeh, David's great. Well, according to him.

    • @3umphbywill313
      @3umphbywill313 Před 3 lety +5

      @@jrbs LMAO!😆 This guy has lost his plot!

    • @VincentLauria6
      @VincentLauria6 Před 3 lety +4

      I think I’ll use this video as my reference for my DBA

    • @drchunkybiscuit9973
      @drchunkybiscuit9973 Před 3 lety

      Let's see it then.

    • @netweed09
      @netweed09 Před 3 lety

      Your names already on possibly the most famous Soap bar in the world so good luck with that(!)

  • @markiesparky
    @markiesparky Před 3 lety +487

    When he's standing at the pearly gates - "The thing is God, yeah, I know about making universes. 13.8 billion years is a long time and we've still not met any aliens. If you increase particle density, you create more matter to form planetary systems and therefore more chances to meet other life. It's simple celestial mechanics mate"

  • @feonor26
    @feonor26 Před 7 měsíci +41

    Holy crap, working with this guy would drive me to insanity within a day 😂

    • @tex2344
      @tex2344 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Typical know it all southerner

    • @eileencroft7247
      @eileencroft7247 Před měsícem

      ​@@tex2344
      😂😂😂😂

  • @ddraigmafon4725
    @ddraigmafon4725 Před rokem +11

    Duncan spluttering into his drink said it all 😂

  • @haydenelse2502
    @haydenelse2502 Před 3 lety +503

    I'm off to bed
    Dave: the bed is where you sleep

    • @danhanley1313
      @danhanley1313 Před 3 lety +4

      🤣🤣

    • @Smithjones12
      @Smithjones12 Před 3 lety +11

      I dread to think what his idea of romantic pillow talk is

    • @danhanley1313
      @danhanley1313 Před 3 lety +19

      @@Smithjones12 Dave: Romantic pillow talk is when your in bed with your wife or partner and speaking seductively to them.

    • @Smithjones12
      @Smithjones12 Před 3 lety +1

      @@danhanley1313 exactly

    • @danhanley1313
      @danhanley1313 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Smithjones12 🤣

  • @S_Europe
    @S_Europe Před 3 lety +2266

    Watching dragon den clips is now apart of my daily routine. I can't get enough of it.

    • @ethank5681
      @ethank5681 Před 3 lety +16

      Me too, I sometimes wonder how proud Northerner Jenny Campbell is doing

    • @AntiMatter930
      @AntiMatter930 Před 3 lety +10

      Did you not post the same thing on a different video?

    • @vibovitold
      @vibovitold Před 3 lety +23

      @@AntiMatter930 perhaps that's part of the routine too.
      can't get enough of reposting this insightful comment

    • @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock
      @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock Před 3 lety +3

      Hello you are very beautiful do you have a boyfriends 💕

    • @AntiMatter930
      @AntiMatter930 Před 3 lety +7

      @@vibovitold we're a bunch of dragons' den junkies

  • @peterclarke3990
    @peterclarke3990 Před rokem +17

    I’m so glad that the Den had someone on like David who could show the dragons how to run a successful business. Cos his was doing so well! And he’s no schmuck either!

  • @luizfiorentini9522
    @luizfiorentini9522 Před rokem +40

    For anyone interested the show aired in 2004, and in 2023 the company still exist, the sun made an article recently saying they are worth 2 million pounds company..... And it's interesting that the problem was more the owner's ego

    • @meilong2338
      @meilong2338 Před 4 měsíci +1

      So it took those business geniuses 20 years for the company to be worth that much 😂😂😂

    • @GeeEmJay
      @GeeEmJay Před 4 měsíci +3

      "The Sun made an article"
      Fact check needed - I'll believe it when I see the annual returns on companies house LOL!

    • @tc98826
      @tc98826 Před měsícem

      @@GeeEmJay just search Itsa company, he's right. Worth over 2 million.

    • @dt8772
      @dt8772 Před měsícem

      @@GeeEmJay 2022 figures, Cash £1 973 666, Assets £2 171 443, Liabilities £699 406, Net Worth £1 337 800. So probably worth £2m now, not in 2004 though!

  • @alexbrown8552
    @alexbrown8552 Před 3 lety +710

    Goes into the village pub on Sundays at lunchtime ,wife just sits and listens to him, he's been to France a couple of times in the 80's , thinks he knows about wine, drinks spritzer,has his steak well done, probably involved in conservatories at some point, drives an 8 year old second hand silver Mercedes, wears flip flops, regularly goes to the Costa Brava , bores everyone with his golf stories, wears sunglasses in the pub, uses a few £50 notes here and there to give off the air of being a businessman, tries screwcap wine in restaurants to see if its corked. Just a pratt.

    • @peterivory2037
      @peterivory2037 Před 2 lety +33

      Couldn't of put it better,exactly same thoughts occurred to me...

    • @nono-io5kt
      @nono-io5kt Před 2 lety +34

      @@peterivory2037 Just change village pub to bar at the marina, Costa Brava to Costa Rica and pounds to dollars. We have them here too in So Ca.

    • @GregTheReaper
      @GregTheReaper Před 2 lety +18

      The names Bucket..Richard be a dear and teach those Dragons a lesson

    • @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock
      @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock Před 2 lety +8

      You seem to be very familiar with the stereotype. Suspiciously familiar.

    • @jb-nn8sk
      @jb-nn8sk Před rokem +5

      That would be prat...brilliant analysis though.

  • @UnleashTheGhouls
    @UnleashTheGhouls Před 2 lety +557

    This guy is the dictionary definition of an ex-pat bingo caller in Tenerife

    • @simbae170
      @simbae170 Před 2 lety +12

      UNDERRATED COMMENT! LOOOOL

    • @Alena-cq1ze
      @Alena-cq1ze Před 2 lety +8

      This guy is just straight up a dictionary

    • @monkeytennis8861
      @monkeytennis8861 Před 2 lety +2

      @@simbae170 no, it isn't. It doesn't make any sense.

    • @zoeyelh
      @zoeyelh Před 2 lety

      yes!

    • @AYTAZED
      @AYTAZED Před 2 lety +4

      @@monkeytennis8861. Yes it does.

  • @Dekoherence-ii8pw
    @Dekoherence-ii8pw Před 8 měsíci +7

    9:15 "Business is all about......"
    YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN! lol

  • @jimbean7523
    @jimbean7523 Před 7 měsíci +8

    This bloke couldn't sell a black cat to a witch 😁

  • @Bulskee
    @Bulskee Před 3 lety +2264

    This guy lost me when he started explaining how business works to the dragons. Right, I’m off to tell Gordon Ramsey how to cook.

    • @lancelaws6128
      @lancelaws6128 Před 3 lety +9

      🤣🤣

    • @bontragerjones
      @bontragerjones Před 3 lety +80

      Ok, I'll make sure your eulogy is flattering.

    • @3umphbywill313
      @3umphbywill313 Před 3 lety +7

      LA Raine, Love your comment!😆

    • @3umphbywill313
      @3umphbywill313 Před 3 lety +29

      I'm going to teach Stephen King how to write! GOOD LORD!😤

    • @JesusJuenger
      @JesusJuenger Před 3 lety +9

      Well apparently you *do* want to tell him how to spell "Ramsay".

  • @willow2348
    @willow2348 Před 3 lety +762

    There’s something very 1980s about this couple

    • @ORIGINAL786dodi
      @ORIGINAL786dodi Před 3 lety +25

      Yep the towels he’s trying to sell, Theo sold them many years ago in the eighties 😂

    • @royfr8136
      @royfr8136 Před 3 lety +31

      Its their hair and dress sense

    • @misterpete8001
      @misterpete8001 Před 3 lety +48

      I was thinking that as well, it's the sort of couple you'd expect on the price is right

    • @nicksparkle
      @nicksparkle Před 3 lety +31

      Sure they used to be in “Duty Free” on ITV in the 80,s. David and Linda !

    • @misterpete8001
      @misterpete8001 Před 3 lety +5

      @@nicksparkle hahahahaha I used to watch that with my mum

  • @kdphotos4691
    @kdphotos4691 Před 8 měsíci +8

    "Go and have a little swim." Yes, whilst the local pickpocket thinks Christmas' came early, "all I gotta do is pick up the towel and run!"

  • @iancampbell9297
    @iancampbell9297 Před rokem +8

    I'm not a shmooook 😆
    When he was giving Theo a valuable lesson, Duncan sits back laughing ...
    Wish Duncan was back !

  • @JesusJuenger
    @JesusJuenger Před 3 lety +247

    I like to imagine that before the pitch, the guy spoke to the camera operators.
    *David* : When filming, you've got to hold your camera like this, and zoom in on a person's face, with the lighting on the right angle, so you can really highlight how much they're sweating.
    *Camera operator* : ....

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx Před 3 lety +10

      David tries to lecture Bill Gates about making operating systems.

    • @TomCro73
      @TomCro73 Před 3 lety +8

      Seriously, he was like a character from The Fast Show...

    • @Finderskeepers.
      @Finderskeepers. Před 3 lety

      sweating, just they way they want it, more drama

  • @ryanmcfadyen8940
    @ryanmcfadyen8940 Před 2 lety +587

    He’s currently in intensive care as he refused to wear his seatbelt and was determined to show the car how to protect himself in a collision!

  • @dougloremaster7413
    @dougloremaster7413 Před 11 měsíci +4

    I am binging every Dragon's den video on this channel while playing Pokémon Violet and honestly, gotta say I have never been happier. It's the little things. Love this channel.

  • @thatkindofguy234
    @thatkindofguy234 Před rokem +10

    Theo's face when he says he'll sue him 🤣

  • @johnnyjoestar7143
    @johnnyjoestar7143 Před 3 lety +346

    who else cringes too hard to watch properly and scrolls through the comments instead

  • @karmatickenny
    @karmatickenny Před 2 lety +406

    Theo's sarcastic look of interest is so damn hilarious

    • @jakeplumber1373
      @jakeplumber1373 Před rokem +3

      I'm always watching his facial expressions significantly. Him and Peters

    • @richard7645
      @richard7645 Před 8 měsíci

      He don't suffer fools gladly

  • @Tornven2003
    @Tornven2003 Před rokem +6

    Legend has it that he's still giving business advice without a business....

  • @ewanlorimer1152
    @ewanlorimer1152 Před rokem +6

    This guy gave his dad the puberty talk

  • @Bennyboy12
    @Bennyboy12 Před 3 lety +543

    He’s the sort of bloke that will go into a curry house and calls all the waiters John. With his cringey pitch and Benidorm tan thinking he’s billy big bollocks.

    • @thert.hon.thelordnicholson7261
      @thert.hon.thelordnicholson7261 Před 3 lety +51

      I love the way they hobble up the stairs with all their bags of shite, looks like they're climbing on to a WizzAir flight to Tenerife

    • @gaysy1st
      @gaysy1st Před 3 lety +7

      Great comment.

    • @shahinmahdi2192
      @shahinmahdi2192 Před 3 lety +24

      He'd also critique them on the curry and then jump into the kitchen to teach them how it's actually made.

    • @liverpoolscottish6430
      @liverpoolscottish6430 Před 3 lety +14

      You omitted to mention that he undoubtedly plays golf..........

    • @danielmoran9902
      @danielmoran9902 Před 3 lety +2

      @@thert.hon.thelordnicholson7261 Hahaha! F*ckin' ace!

  • @sujaysukumar123
    @sujaysukumar123 Před 3 lety +321

    Okay honey, now that we've stitched up a few pouches on this towel, lets head off to the dragons' den and teach them how business is done.

  • @bev9708
    @bev9708 Před 9 měsíci +2

    On the one hand he's so fortunate to have such an adoring wife, and on the other hand it seems that that just plays into his illusion that he is the fountain of all knowledge and others have so much to learn from him... including those who are far more knowledgeable, experienced and successful!!

  • @CARLIN4737
    @CARLIN4737 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Peters face at 7.20. classic.

  • @jackstephen2519
    @jackstephen2519 Před 3 lety +752

    I love how his wife just stands there saying nothing just like “oh Christ here he goes again”

    • @meenanaicker8999
      @meenanaicker8999 Před 3 lety +40

      This guy needs to listen more and keep quiet

    • @Psycho250785
      @Psycho250785 Před 3 lety +28

      I am afraid to imagine what their family life is like...

    • @mathiuseden9605
      @mathiuseden9605 Před 3 lety +10

      @@Psycho250785 Condescending and Acts way more intelligent than they have the depth to really jump into, Should be looking up... not Talking down like they're Morons... You want their money. You want to wow them and Have them Like you in a fluid manner so they feel like they can work with you. I've relayed these episodes time and time again, Fair Product and a Functional Friendly Pitch with direct answers to the basics can get you the offer even with very low sales (£10,000-£20,000)

    • @finalshade14
      @finalshade14 Před 3 lety +1

      Bignut come inside of her gut and leave with no trace

    • @halfvolley11
      @halfvolley11 Před 3 lety +16

      He should have been a teacher. Guy loves lecturing.

  • @kramsenoj1
    @kramsenoj1 Před 3 lety +1566

    I have seen some arrogant wankers on Dragons Den over the years, but this guy raises the bar to another level.

    • @Ryanjoned163
      @Ryanjoned163 Před 3 lety +41

      Straight to the point pal love it

    • @davemurray3203
      @davemurray3203 Před 3 lety +75

      I know right.
      The way he was simplifying it for them.
      Expected him to be like " if I have 10 apples and I sell 3 how many do I have left"

    • @minidozer3473
      @minidozer3473 Před 3 lety +7

      HAHAHAHA

    • @riverstour
      @riverstour Před 3 lety +10

      The champagne bloke was the worst

    • @kramsenoj1
      @kramsenoj1 Před 3 lety +4

      @@riverstour i will check it out

  • @joechapman3692
    @joechapman3692 Před rokem +19

    He’s that type of person who takes their seatbelt off the moment the plane touches the tarmac 😂

  • @kdphotos4691
    @kdphotos4691 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Theo the Fetus looked like he was gonna fall over from that guy telling him how to run a business. 🤣
    And lol at 11:12, the zoom in on the sweat on dude's forehead.

  • @jontyrosenow9396
    @jontyrosenow9396 Před 2 lety +149

    Cardoctor: Hello this is cardoct---
    David: THE THING ABOUT CARS IS THAT....

  • @royfr8136
    @royfr8136 Před 3 lety +532

    He thinks hes talking to his wife or guys at the pub who he berates.... many watching this who knew him im sure enjoyed him being told some homes truths.

    • @brendonjohn2066
      @brendonjohn2066 Před 3 lety +23

      Yes Roy Fr, I was thinking the exact same thing. I also thought how embarrassing for his friends & family. "I'm not a schmuck, I'm not a schmuck".

    • @charlesmurray3255
      @charlesmurray3255 Před 3 lety +28

      @@brendonjohn2066 he was a schmuck tho.

    • @brendonjohn2066
      @brendonjohn2066 Před 3 lety +4

      @@charlesmurray3255 exactly Charles.

    • @Ozyrus
      @Ozyrus Před 3 lety +2

      2:02

    • @BoiledOctopus
      @BoiledOctopus Před 3 lety +9

      Yes - was thinking about his poor wife. She is clearly trodden on.

  • @andyinthewatford7025
    @andyinthewatford7025 Před 9 měsíci +5

    What a bell end. His wife must be so embarrassed of him.

  • @thecookies6109
    @thecookies6109 Před rokem

    ​ @Arnoudt Just add a waterproof tracker and if the towel moves at all when further than 5ft away from the tracker beeps. If the tracker moves nothing happens it only beeps when the towel moves and if both parts move at same time it doesn't beep.

  • @Slimblue
    @Slimblue Před 2 lety +203

    This guy would stand there and tell John wick how to kill people

    • @Asw_2004
      @Asw_2004 Před 2 lety +3

      Risk to reward lmao

    • @at0micsheep
      @at0micsheep Před 2 lety

      But not before he tells him how to use a pencil

    • @MAC_ABC
      @MAC_ABC Před 2 lety +1

      *YOU’RE HOLDING THE GUN WRONG*
      When a bullet hits the body, it’s hits the skin first… okay. Nothing else.
      Then it goes in.
      *John shoots himself*

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx Před 2 lety +1

      He would try and instruct Thanos how use the Infinty Stones.

    • @darkchaser25
      @darkchaser25 Před 2 lety +1

      He would tell Neo how to do Kung Fu

  • @ic1815
    @ic1815 Před 3 lety +199

    _when Duncan almost spits his water out_ 💀

  • @blinard1
    @blinard1 Před rokem +1

    You know he walked out of there and went "that went great!"

  • @davidblurton7158
    @davidblurton7158 Před 7 měsíci

    you never stop learning,,,, very true,,,,

  • @mindymantle
    @mindymantle Před 3 lety +268

    Having an anxiety attack from second-hand cringe.

    • @whoasked7192
      @whoasked7192 Před 3 lety +7

      Thought i was the only one!

    • @ebonimom6964
      @ebonimom6964 Před 3 lety +11

      I hate second hand embarrassment. Gosh I hate being embarrassed for someone else. Gives me major anxiety and I cant even bear it. I get nauseated and I actually have a nightmare about it that night!

  • @kimjong-un1136
    @kimjong-un1136 Před 3 lety +364

    Dragon: "Hello David. "
    Delusional David: "Hello is used as a greeting, or to begin a telephone conversation. The use of hello as a telephone greeting has been credited to Thomas Edison; according to one source, he expressed his surprise with a misheard Hullo. Alexander Graham Bell initially used Ahoy (as used on ships) as a telephone greeting. However, in 1877, Edison wrote to T. B. A. "
    Dragon: "I'm out. "

  • @bensmithson1773
    @bensmithson1773 Před rokem +4

    The closeup of the sweating at 11:20 🤣

  • @songforthemute8087
    @songforthemute8087 Před rokem

    peter's face at 7:20 caught me so off guard. now i gotta dry my keyboard off

  • @rayjaymor8754
    @rayjaymor8754 Před 3 lety +409

    This bloke will sit there and tell Bill Gates how to use a computer...

    • @keiko3487
      @keiko3487 Před 3 lety +1

      LOLOL!!!

    • @romancatholicword528
      @romancatholicword528 Před 3 lety +7

      He would probably tell a doctor who to perform heart surgery, he probably told Trump how to win the election, we all know how that went, and this gut is as orange as Donald Trumps left testicle !

    • @maxim377
      @maxim377 Před 3 lety +2

      Well you see you press this button here, and it turns on roight, and it's a streamlined process to logging in.

    • @j.r7091
      @j.r7091 Před 3 lety +7

      That’s like Bill Gates trying to tell the world he can save their life with a vaccine with no medical experience

    • @pizzaboy3946
      @pizzaboy3946 Před 3 lety

      @@j.r7091 And his operating systems are inferior; just that he got in at the right time to make it the market standard.

  • @AlphaCentauri24
    @AlphaCentauri24 Před 3 lety +389

    He is the type of guy who is commonly found in the wild as the "free advice" guy. You can ask him a simplistic question & each time, instead of replying to the point, he would respond with a verbose advice mixed in with a heavy dose of philosophy.

    • @johnbrewer9833
      @johnbrewer9833 Před 3 lety +41

      Ask him the time and he will tell you how to make a watch.

    • @TheHarrybo1
      @TheHarrybo1 Před 3 lety +3

      They have actually done very well with this product , Check it out

    • @yvonnedrysdale4834
      @yvonnedrysdale4834 Před 3 lety

      Philosophical crap

    • @DJDistruxion
      @DJDistruxion Před 3 lety +2

      We call them politicians

    • @bertbox69
      @bertbox69 Před 3 lety +5

      @@TheHarrybo1 surprising considering hes such a narcissist

  • @marigoldbells9581
    @marigoldbells9581 Před rokem

    The camera zooming in on Theo's slowly gaping mouth is perfect editing

  • @LG-dh8xsffgfgffg
    @LG-dh8xsffgfgffg Před 4 měsíci +1

    I needed a laugh today and this delivered😅😅

  • @jietroraximoff2805
    @jietroraximoff2805 Před 2 lety +789

    Normally in the den, the entrepreneurs might not understand business principles such as turnover, retail prices and gross profit. But here, we have a man who understands all these principles but seems to think the Dragons don't.

    • @chrisbevis7725
      @chrisbevis7725 Před 2 lety +15

      And guess who is broke!

    • @DirtyBeatzMusic
      @DirtyBeatzMusic Před rokem +5

      @@chrisbevis7725 not the guy who is selling these towels. they sold hundreds of thousands

    • @magibubu
      @magibubu Před rokem +9

      @@chrisbevis7725 atm the companys net worth is 2 million so I'm guessing they did pretty well, though I think some of that is thanks to the free advertising this show gave it.

    • @youtube-kit9450
      @youtube-kit9450 Před 8 měsíci

      Well, the dragons didn't say the product wasn't good. They skipped on it because the valuation was way too high and the guy was insufferable to them.@@magibubu

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 Před 6 měsíci +3

      The Dragons were so rude. They're still learning and all his points were spot on. If they'd heeded this advice they might not need to keep working for a TV programme, and make enough from their own products.

  • @aravindg2504
    @aravindg2504 Před 3 lety +148

    This is what happens when you take a 3 week coursera course online on how to run a business and entered dragons den

  • @Dekoherence-ii8pw
    @Dekoherence-ii8pw Před 8 měsíci

    5:00 Theo's face - "You're talking like you think you know more about business than me".

  • @boozypixels
    @boozypixels Před rokem +3

    That's what everyone needs, a branded beach bag that looks identical to everyone else's lying on 300 identical cruise ship chairs

  • @hiimjustin8826
    @hiimjustin8826 Před 3 lety +248

    "What are you gonna do with that 250k?"
    "Stock."
    12 year olds at home watching this over their parent's shoulder: LMFAO WHAT

    • @patscanlan2678
      @patscanlan2678 Před 3 lety +12

      thats a lot of oxo cubes....🤪🤪🤪

    • @artur6912
      @artur6912 Před 3 lety +2

      My first thought was the stock market when I heard that and it confused the hell out of me, after I realized he meant inventory I got even more confused because so far he sold a handful online and has no bigger deals lined up, so why the hell does he need to buy 250 k worth of towels.

    • @Alex-dj1os
      @Alex-dj1os Před 3 lety +2

      @@artur6912 who asked

  • @Lauren72382
    @Lauren72382 Před 3 lety +144

    I got my bachelor's in business...
    I learned it all from this episode...

    • @manuelsousa
      @manuelsousa Před 2 lety +4

      David is an awesome professor, isn’t he?
      Honestly, he should be teaching on his spare time

  • @DeanRyan89
    @DeanRyan89 Před rokem +1

    at first I thought great it’s a towel, but I was actually impressed and I liked the product pretty handy on holiday tbf!

    • @DeanRyan89
      @DeanRyan89 Před rokem

      P.s bro shut your mouth, 2 ears for a reason you’re in a room with successful business tycoons LISTEN!!!! Mans giving out lessons!!!! ☠️☠️☠️

  • @arch2477
    @arch2477 Před rokem

    Ive never seen someone be so condescending but yet somehow make it funny 😂😂😂

  • @marklloyd9375
    @marklloyd9375 Před 3 lety +176

    This guy was last seen in Tenerife advising German tourists how to reserve a sunbed

    • @cheeseisdelicious111
      @cheeseisdelicious111 Před 3 lety +4

      Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

    • @quadmeister
      @quadmeister Před 3 lety +4

      You think?? Search the company now! They made millions

    • @bertbox69
      @bertbox69 Před 3 lety +3

      there's an app that can remind the German tourist who won the war when they sit down on the lounger 🤣

    • @CB-ob5fr
      @CB-ob5fr Před 3 lety

      Das ist sehr lustig

    • @jonozambrotta6048
      @jonozambrotta6048 Před 3 lety

      @@quadmeister wats the name of the company

  • @ExpatChef71
    @ExpatChef71 Před 3 lety +123

    "I'm not a schmuck..."
    Yes you are.

  • @sambog2635
    @sambog2635 Před rokem +2

    cant stop watching this one.. the way he talks to the dragons 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @tz612712
    @tz612712 Před 2 lety +262

    Surgeon: "Have you had anything to eat or drink in the last 24 hours?"
    David: "Well it's very important that the patient does not consume any food or drink prior to surgery since, among many reasons, the patient is highly susceptible to aspiration while under general anesthesia...."

    • @keefr72
      @keefr72 Před rokem +3

      commented like a true pretend surgeon. Go back to sleep, lyd121

    • @bestof2784
      @bestof2784 Před rokem +4

      "David's attitude is alienating the Dragons"

  • @rtsharlotte
    @rtsharlotte Před 3 lety +879

    He reminds me of the typical know all Brit that goes to Spain to sit all day by the pool, at his all inclusive amongst other Brits then comes back saying how much he loves "Spain" Lol

    • @86londongirl
      @86londongirl Před 3 lety +24

      It's Mel Harvey from Benidorm.

    • @Itsjustme5853
      @Itsjustme5853 Před 3 lety +19

      Hahahhaa yes they scream Benidorm

    • @roberthutchins4297
      @roberthutchins4297 Před 3 lety +8

      "Lol" - what does that mean? Is it a key part of your penetrating comment? Have you met a lot of these "typical know all Brits".

    • @robertoballa9703
      @robertoballa9703 Před 3 lety +14

      We know what the brits are like ___John : I'm going on holiday to Spain __Tom : oh really thats nice and where in spain exactly ? Oh I don't know , near the sea ____

    • @roberthutchins4297
      @roberthutchins4297 Před 3 lety +9

      @@robertoballa9703 And what does your ridiculous comment mean?

  • @richardedwards9389
    @richardedwards9389 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I would never have guessed that the comments for this clip would be comedy gold.

  • @VladmirPoopN
    @VladmirPoopN Před 6 měsíci

    If thieves are eyeing you up, they'll see you putting important items in sneaky zips lol

  • @dspecter1187
    @dspecter1187 Před 3 lety +158

    Dragon's " How did you value your business at 250k?"
    " When you start a business, you look at things like a towel and say to yourself I could see myself using that as a bookshelf but if you try to use it as a bookshelf ill sue you."

  • @Edward1312
    @Edward1312 Před 3 lety +98

    The ego has landed. Imagine trying to work with that guy.

  • @nigefal
    @nigefal Před 9 měsíci +1

    Duncan nearly choking on his water, when Mr Glashan said he was going to spend 250k on 'stock' was the best bit - @7:40

  • @chloespence4876
    @chloespence4876 Před 8 měsíci

    Those normal towels are so inconvenient aren't they... love the fact you can physically see where the inspiration came from by looking at those topped up tans and outfits.

  • @967mviews2
    @967mviews2 Před 2 lety +67

    "You've got to give up the habit of giving business lessons everytime you're asked a question" - Farley 😂

  • @Muesli711
    @Muesli711 Před 2 lety +121

    I like how Richard Farleigh just stays calm and tries to give the guy business advice.

    • @madforit2
      @madforit2 Před 4 měsíci +6

      Best dragon ever. Removed because he was White.

    • @newtonshiggers
      @newtonshiggers Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@madforit2 Met him in Claridges a few years back, absolute gent!

  • @darz_k.
    @darz_k. Před rokem +1

    The tan though 😂

  • @redblade8160
    @redblade8160 Před měsícem +1

    You can't leave your valuables in one of the pockets and think it will be safe to walk away.