How The Dark Knight Rises Should Have Ended
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- Check out HISHE's spin on the epic conclusion to The Dark Knight Trilogy: How The Dark Knight Rises Should Have Ended. As always, be on the lookout for special guest appearances by some of your favorite HISHE characters!
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The sleeping darts say:"knight knight". Clever.
I know right
+2fast 4coolness "I can take it over the bay" Game Theory says otherwise
Xiang awwwwww yeah
Why is it clever?
^ A pun on "Night night", since that's a.. sleeping dart : D
"Get busy swimming or get busy dying" is one of the best hishe lines ever and totally is true Lucious could have done that lol.
It’s a good Shawshank Redemption reference!
No it is "Because i'm BATMAN!"
I prefer "get busy diving or get busy dying"
It's more or less what my grandpa told me when he taught me how to swim that's basically what he said while throwing me in the deep end.
Good
“Worst death ever”
Best line in this parody.
Padme Luke Admiral Ackbar and Osborn:,,Hold our beers!“
“Get busy swimming or get busy dying”
“Here, have some money.”
How could it be better?
I love how the batman's voice is just like batman's voice
Almost like thats the point
why are you trying to steal Captain Obvious’s title?
*hm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor*
I love how the batman's voice is just like batman's voice because he's batman
Because he's BATMAN
"Yea, I've been stabbed... and I might be bleeding out... but it's ok because... because I'm Batman."
Naughty Notorious well poop... I guess this means you're screwed
Because... Because I'm Batmaghgg.. :D
🤣🤣🤣
obito is that you 😢
Hey, you wanna know my secret identity ?
Is it Bruce Wayne?
Kind of like your utility belt
satbir sran BECAUSE HE'S BATMAAN!
matthew standell BECAUSE I'M BATMAAAAN
Batman you are awesome Bruce Wayne
Gordon: "have some money"
Also Gordon: *gives toilet paper instead*
I mean everyone will take that these days
It may as well be the most purchased item in stores
@@z-man1237 um....in korea its the masks
편집자라임
True
aah Mr Morgan Nice to see you again....
Pretty sure those were tissues....
Y’all need to make a “because I’m Batman t shirt” would definitely buy
Allan Ramirez They have it. I bought one
Yessssssssssss and have all the HISHE batman's on it
"Here have some money"
*Holds up tissue box*
In some businesses that basically is money. Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue.
So funny 😂😂
its funny that batman says because im batman
Best Morgan freeman impression ever!
Thank Gassy Mexican for that.
Nobody fucks with Morgan Freeman!
Eevee136 Wait that was Max? Wow I didn't even realise that...
Fredico Finjay Goddamn you're a crybaby.
Fredico Finjay You're not being funny.
"Here Have Some Money"
HOLDS UP A TISSUE BOX
@Edward HARRISON [13M3] Haha yeah
Lmao aged perfectly
Classic
Drugsssssss
3:06 instant regret from Clark right there
Gio Vini yep....
He shouldn't have that.
"Well, get busy swimming or get busy dying..." - The voice of God, when he flooded the Earth.
It took me a moment to process this joke
Alpha Azure Was it a good joke though?
Connor Clemmons fucki'n amazing dude.
***** Not really. Land of Cain isn't a Garden of Eden, so those that died kind of deserved it.
If you actually get it, it's 20 times as funny. It's a shawshank redemption reference :D
Oh Hell no, I'm not wearing that.
-Blake.
Leon .C the main reason we may never see a classic Robin
This is best man of bats .
heck, not hell
He was gunna wear the nightwing costume
2:43
"Master Wayne, are you sitting next to that wanted criminal?"
Selina, “Ex criminal!”
Superman, “What up Alfred?”
Bruce, “ Not the right time Clark!”
Clark, “Now?”
Bruce, “Now.”
2:49
Technically bane knew that one day everyone will wear mask
Bane: which year it is
The ancient one: your about a few years early
So does that mean Bane predicted 2020?
@@MasterAnakinSkyWalker yep he was just few years early
The Dark Knight Rises is supposed to take place in 2016
lmao... "heck no, I'm not wearing that"
Vincent Hemsley Cough Cough Family Friendly Channel Cough Cough
Should have been the 2003 Robin Outfit, or Nightwing.
@@DankBlitzwing probably Nightwing
I just realized that all of these Superhero Cafe scenes that we love so much are basically just Daniel Baxter talking to himself. XD
It's pretty sad I like it more when it's 2 people doing it togheter
Like Seth macfarlne
OrangeKyle91 what app on the App Store did he download to make these videos
@@sv4mp3n98 Then imagine what Dee Bradley Baker have to go through for years
Kinda like Tom Hardy (as Eddie AND Venom)
"I was gonna save em for later... Then i thought... Now's good."
"I walked right into that one!"
- "Yes you did!" 😂😂😂
Lol, Clark...
Clark: Hi Alfred! Sorry Bruce made you cry!
+Kylie Southwick it was Robin
+Cups TV naw ot was sups
Kylie Southwick Clark is fantastic. Why Bruce bring his fake nerd friend at a date?
Because he‘s BATMAN
Did Martha cry as well.......???
Batman: hey my mother's dead
Clark: my mother's Martha as well. Are u speaking abt her
Batman: tell me WHY DID U SAY THAT NAME.......???
I just died right there
Worst. Death. Ever.
So true 😂
Raza Awais for you
IKR
I knew that it would be in this video since is was so bad
Raza Awais True story.
Yeah, it was very a cheesy death, 😂😂
Morgan Freeman shines in every HISHE clip! Lol, "get busy swimming.."
I love watching the evolution of the “relationship” between coffee shop batman and superman.
Also. Toilet paper is money now.
"HI ALFRED! SORRY BRUCE MADE YOU CRY!"
XD God bless you Superman, you made my day.
Move the microphone closer to my face??
Turtledude83 right ! 🤣
Morris Schlüter Schlueter lol
he is already a god dude
So genuine. Lol
"Get busy swimming or get busy dying" oh man Shawshank redemption xDDDD
Hey, I have that mouse!
I caught it myself lol
+Đức Anh Lê Came here for this
+teaotspp de
Sees the robin suit
-OH HECK NO IM NOT WARING THAT!
I still can't get over how the knife pierced the armor if a bullet can't
Maybe the knife went through the mesh while the bullet clanged against the armour plates? Only logical explanation I could think of
Different armor quality at different parts of his body, maybe.
@@eric_moore-6126 For Anyone Else, Sure... But For Batman, He's A Billionaire Who Strives For Perfection And You Know That He's Willing To Spend Whatever It Takes To Make Himself Invincible. We've Seen Bruce's Collage Of Strengthening His Armor And That Practically Showed Us That The Guy's Armor Is Impenetrable And Him Being The Smert Boi He Is, He Would Have Probably Thought Ahead Of A Knife Attack So It All Comes Down To My Hypothesis That Nolan Wrote Himself Into A Corner And He Knew That He Had To Weasel His Way Out Of It So He Went Along With It And Hoped Everybody Would Ignore It For The Sake Of Plot And Drama.....
And Thems The Facts 👽
in the second movie, bruce asks for armor that he could be more mobile in, such as being able to turn his head, etc. Fox says to him "separation of the plates will make you susceptible to knives but ok". All you had to do was pay attention hon
@@govindmenon1859 i don't personally remember that bit but if it did happen, then I thank you for sharing it here. Gotta Love when people mistake your continuity for blunt writing 💀
I like how everyone knows who Batman is who wears a mask, but no one can identify Superman as Clark Kent in the movies.
clark erases people's mind with his glasses thats why no one can remember him
Tuguldur Altansukh You can't tell who someone is if they wear glasses
Tuguldur Altansukh} qe
Mikeylangelo dc logic at its finest
Who would suspect a nerdy reporter with no self confidence to be a god?
How are you still breathing right now?! Never mind...I already..I already know what you're gonna sa- *BECAUSE I'M BATMAN*
I walked right into that one
+Bobby yes you did
+Autumnwinds BECAUSE I'M BATMANBECAUSE I'M BATMAN
I walked right into that one
*Yes you did*
HEY THAT'S MY LINE, But i approved it
"Heck, no I'm not wearing THAT!" XD
0:45 Weren't there armed followers of bane watching in this scene that would probably have shot batman if he tried using his darts?
I actually love Bane's voice.
+Firat Abuleyla Me too buddy. I think we're a rare breed.
Yea we are
I like his spanish voice better
But this banes voice is LEGEND
+Firat Abuleyla
I fell in love with that voice
I lost it with the Robin costume part :'D
"Oh heck no I'm not wearin' that!"
Me 2
Yeah!!! Who wear those???
LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah!!! Who wear those???
LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:31 Super Café timestamp (This is just for me)
Blake: Oh heck no i'm not wearin' that! 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
BECAUSE I'M
Batman Nonononoononono
Batman Dammit! I wanted to comment that....
Batman you are wrong I am Batman
Hello Batman!
"Oh heck no I'm not wearing that!!!" - Blake Johnson 2012
The Sensational Spider-Dude Doesn't want to be like Burt Ward
This has got to be hands down my favorite use of CZcams ever. 💕
2:22
Best Ending Ever.
"Oh poop guess we're screwed" what should have happened was he came back to life and was a like "NO YOUR NOT........BECAUSE IM MATMAN"
Matman?
@@FNCREEKER yeah he sells mats, gotta do something to make extra pocket money
"Good call son, here have some money". LoL
this was my first HISHE video and been watching ever since. 😊
“Well, get busy swimming or get busy dyin’.”
- Lucius Fox
That was the best "Because I'm Batman" ever.
i know right
1:23 "Good call rookie! Here, have some money (Hands him tissues)" LOL!
LOLZ loved that line as well
2:48 Super Cafe
2:38
Clark - Hi Alfred, sorry Bruce made you cry....
greatest one liner eva, Because I'm Batman
Because I'm batman
👏👏👏👏
👏🏻
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👍👌㊙㊗㊙㊗㊙㊗㊙
breh??!!!!
I can't get over Clark kent saying, "hi, alfred sorry bruce made you cry" 😂😂😂
"i walked right into that", "yes you did"😂
This is one of my all-time favorite HISHE's. So many quotable lines. "Well, get busy swimming or get busy dying". Or bane at the end "What? Move the microphone closer to my face? Heh heh heh."
"Walked right into that one" -Superman 2k16
Love the shawshank reference
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Clone Wars 1.0 Did you get hacked?
+Clone Wars 1.0
FUCK YOU
Yeepa
What's that reference?
These videos are the greatest things ever lol awesome keep it coming
Man I love your work
Superman: Hey Alfred! Sorry Bruce made you cry!
THIS HAD ME
+Leo Kliesen that's my favorite part
What does that mean? I couldn't get it.
Why can't superman and batman be like this together in the comics and movies? They could be buddies! That would totally make an awesome movie instead of what I think the man of steel 2 will be like. They could argue, have some fights, but yet still be buddies like this. I think it would be cool instead of them trying to kill each other. (We all know bman will win cause of popularity.)
love the makers of 'What If' ! YEAH BATMAN JUST GOT FANBASE.
But yeah he's the fuc king BATMAN
Batman 😊 but that man of steel 2 movie, Idk if they're going to keep it like the comics.
Harleen Quinzel it is because superman can defeat everyone by himself in five seconds while batman watches
yes...they are best friends in the comics. There was even a long-running series called Batman Superman.
Trex master unless that green rock shows up
Awesome piece of content. Keep up the great work! :)
Whoever did the voice of Bane sounded remarkably like Tom Hardy. 👌🏾
Anyone else remember how in Batman Begins Lucius Fox said that the suit could stop a knife?
Yeah but in The Dark Knight he trades that suit for a more flexible suit which is more vulnerable to knives as stated by Fox
Warning_Known_Fangirl Didn't see that one. That would explain how he can turn his head and move his arms a little better.
I don't understand how Ra's beat the crap out of him if he was wearing the batsuit and helmet.
But in The Dark Knight he effectively gets a new suit, which is more flexible due to the separation of the plates of armour, which could make it more susceptible to knives
*****
Couldn't they weld the armor on the suit kinda like how the weld the armor on the Abrams Tank?
woow you made God's aka morgan freeman voice just as him! hahaha
"Oh, heck no i'm not wearing that!" Killed me
Its 2019 and everyone is still ignoring where the chief of police offered a box of tissues as money @1:29??
Don't come to 2020
2:06 Nah I think Nightwing getting hit by a godamn rock, is the worst death ever.
Yeah, the writers really stretched for that one.
*****
Is there an actual man with a rock, or are you joking?
*****
Does that mean man with a piece of paper lived, or did all three of them die?
*****
So.... they're waiting to bring them back?
*****
Oh ok, thanks.
Can't wait for HISHE versions of Batman Begins or the other Batman films.
The next Batman will be Ben Affleck. He'll be in the upcoming Batman vs Superman (or Superman vs Batman, however they decide to name it).
Joshua Alonzo
It'll be OK, he's Batman
Uh dude it already came out a while ago Batman begins
"well getting busy watching or ge busy dying"
The Batman Begins one is now on the HISHE channel.
sweet
0:52 I love how they drew his mouth like how his mouth always is in the movie
These are just too awesome. Never gets old.
How are you still breathing right now?
Oh Oh forget it
Because I'm Batman
Huh I walked right into that one
yes you did.
"Walked right into that one"
"Yes you did"
ROTFL!
"I Walked Right into it"
"Yes, You Did!"
1:36 oops, I seem to have activated the emergency flood chambers, I suppose this will put a hiccup in whatever plans you had with stealing the reactor wouldn’t it? I do apologize....well, get busy swimming or get busy dying😂
Still one of the absolute best HISHE moments
Bane, “Foiled by a old man!”
"I guess I'm bleeding out. But it's ok, because... because I'm Batman!" Greatest line ever.
I didn't get it the first time I saw this but "get busy swimming or get busy dying " is hilarious
+D Dellz yeah, Shawshank redemption reference
U Tube 2 Dr
Aadhar Tyagi r
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The answer to 0:58 seems to me the bat suit is stab proof.
What's that?! Move the microphone closer to my face? Is that what you said? Ahahaha! Good night, everybody!
Everyone always asks which is better, Superman or Batman. True, Superman is awesome and can fly, but the reason Batman is the best is--
--BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!!!!!!!
is it just me or gordon looked like ned flanders from simpsons
yeah I think so too.
Subodh Dhungana yes
But totally different voices
Right!!!!
I said that like years ago!!!!!!_
"Good call, rookie, here: have some money." LOLOLOL
Excellent video
1:55 that "Ehh" LOL
Me 2:04
all praise the mighty Max Gonzalez for doing the Morgan Freeman voice so well.
and daniel gidlow, he's better than max
***** Because he's BATMAN!
worst...death...ever: best line ever
I love how hishe make the voices sound exactly as the original. it's freaking awesomeeeee
that last one got me like
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"Oh Heck NO I'm not wearing that."
XD
0:21 Best HISHE opening sequence EVER! :-)
Man that thumbnail looks so epic!
I have the sudden and uncontrollable urge to watch the movie.
anyone noticed the girl at 2:32 ? that's the same girl who appeared in the Inception Hishe when everyone was dreaming. Nice touch hehe
Noice
well, get busy swimming or get better dying awesome line
One, you arent seananners, two its get busy dying.
ItsaPandaHat first of all, what in hell is a seananner? 2nd, you got the point, right its funny, no need to nitpick
Seananners is a youtuber.
ItsaPandaHat The quote comes from the movie the shawshank redemption. Not seananners.
SeaNanners' name is Adam Montoya... herpaderp
2:09 superman should be asking batman if he bleeds
"Well, get busy swimmin' or get busy dyin'."
You know, that was a good idea. It would've change the genre, but it would've saved the day.
I don't care how many years it has been, "I'm Batman!" will NEVER be a boring joke to me XD
You got nice voice actors there. Salute!
Your videos always make me laugh thank you here have some money
How does it feel to have beaten Marvel to the punch on the sleeping dart joke by 9 years!
Explain i cant remember?
Get busy swimming or get busy dying.
Shawshank Redemption reference ;)
The Dark Knight was way better
Agreed
Rushi Desai
Your cool, and I totally agree with you too. Batman Begins, and The Dark Knight Rises were amazing. But The Dark Knight? all the action, The new batman suit, a very good story, HEATH LEDGER AS THE JOKER!?!? Pure gold.
*****
Yeah TDK beats all but BB is still vastly superior to TDKR.
It has a tighter script, a clear throughline, and not as much giant plotholes as TDKR.
Nolan rewrote both BB and TDK but didn't do so for TDKR (he was kinda pushed by the studio into doing this third movie) and Goyer isn't very good either at dialogues or plot. And boy, did I feel it while watching the movie.
thibaldus3 Still I believe it's something he still wanna do he was just rushed to do it cuz he left to do Inception and only had two years left. I mean, had he came back and worked on the script from the start Rises could've been as good as TDK.
Galen Marek
Yeah, how I wish that's what he had done !
I would have been satisfied with a Batman Begins kind of quality. It's still raging to have the last installment of the trilogy be the weakest. (In term of plot & dialogues at least, and that's what I watch a movie for).
Not surprised I wasn’t the only one to miss the pearls on Selina’s neck (the one’s she took and then Bruce got back in the beginning). I mean seriously, how do you expect to see them on the first watch?!
Everyone puts these together.
Bravo.
I will never see the movies as movies.
Lol.
Great work to all.